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Full Episode of She's the (Undercover) Boss
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:10The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:13You know, I have to commend you.
00:15I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:19I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Miss Carter.
01:13I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:23You told GQ what?
01:24Oh, come on.
01:25Imagine the headline.
01:26Corporate Cupid tames titans, matching the unmatchable.
01:28More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:30You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel, all while trying to run your own company?
01:43I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:01I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:06That's not what this is about.
02:08This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:17Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
02:20Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:44You little bitch.
02:50Mr. Abrams?
03:02Good morning.
03:03I have your coffee.
03:06Must be my new assistant.
03:12Uh...
03:13Yeah.
03:14Uh...
03:15Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:20Meet you.
03:23You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh...
03:30Impressive.
03:32Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:35Ms. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:41Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You mind someone?
03:51Yes.
03:52I am.
03:53Good.
03:54Now clean this shit up.
03:55Go change.
03:56And uh...
03:57A lot of those reports on my desk.
03:58Oh!
03:59This is strike one.
04:00Want to see that?
04:01Good.
04:02Good.
04:03God.
04:04Fuck.
04:05Fuck.
04:06Fuck.
04:07Okay...
04:08Fuck.
04:09Fuck.
04:10Fuck.
04:14Fuck.
04:15Fuck.
04:17Fucking prick.
04:20fucking prick
04:24it's just a few weeks
04:31gather intel
04:33make a match
04:35free press and gq
04:37everybody wins
04:39i could do this
04:42i could do this
04:44oh my god
04:46what the hell are you doing in here
04:48i don't want everyone to see me
04:51you always have extra shirts in your office
05:07sometimes things get a bit messy
05:18strike two miss riley
05:34you must have a new record
05:36fired by lunch
05:39so much for another preface
05:49surprised anyone's lasted this long
05:54you flirt with all your assistants
05:56uh
06:00mr abrams
06:03i i i'm sorry i didn't stop
06:05every submission that diet has sent to me
06:10was sketchy list
06:12not you though
06:16clear your schedule
06:21you're working on a party tonight
06:23lots of important potential clients so
06:26do your homework
06:27and
06:28no more stains
06:31alright
06:32i'll see you later
06:34so
06:44he clearly needs someone that can go toe to toe with him
06:46someone who will not put up with his bullshit
06:49i mean this guy has major control and trust issues
06:52you should have heard him
06:54he was like
06:55someone who's not gonna bail
06:57someone he can rely on
07:00unlike you
07:01excuse me
07:04you don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying
07:09that you betrayed him
07:11well i
07:13by the time he finds out he'll already be matched
07:18whilst fair in business
07:20that's not how that saying goes
07:23this
07:30and
07:33this
07:36glenn
07:36i'm trying to get into his business
07:39not his pants
07:40aria
07:41he said to himself
07:43he's not impressed
07:44yet
08:13you're late
08:23fashionably
08:25come on
08:28let's make some rounds
08:29okay
08:29oh first
08:31remind me
08:32who is he
08:34um
08:36some
08:37old white guy
08:39with a bad tux
08:40you're not very good at this
08:44are you
08:44i thought i told you to do your homework
08:46don't blame me for your bad memory
08:48it's not leadership
08:51fair enough
08:52fair enough
08:54oh fuck
08:55oh fuck
08:57what
08:58jet
09:00are you avoiding your fiance
09:04i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:06i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:06for now
09:08not the first time we've called it off
09:10oh but it is the last
09:12i think i learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party
09:15with my best man
09:16that was a momentary lapse in judgment
09:22that's all
09:23lena taft
09:27this would be abrams
09:29and you are
09:32cosplaying as a
09:35las vegas showgirl
09:36aria riley
09:40mr abrams assistant
09:42speaking of
09:44kirk hamlin is at the bar
09:46you should go talk to him
09:47before his third dirty martini
09:48if you'll excuse him
09:51how's that for a reminder
09:54give it up honey
09:58he'll never be interested in the likes of you
10:01you're the help for god's sake
10:04i'll never fit into his world
10:07great
10:19what the hell are you doing here
10:22abrams
10:24donates to the philharmonic
10:25so we're planning as a favor
10:26you are you
10:27you're here with diane
10:28or looking for clients
10:30sort of
10:32jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:35i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:39why haven't you answered my calls
10:41maybe because you literally stole from me
10:45you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:47i told you i would pay you back
10:49it was 10k
10:51it's not exactly an iou situation
10:53always playing the victim
10:55we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:58after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
11:01how about that
11:02that is all behind me now
11:04that is all behind me now
11:06hey come on come on baby
11:08i've missed you
11:09i know you miss me
11:12gray
11:14gray it's over
11:15i told you
11:17i don't want to give up on us
11:20is this man bothering you are you
11:23is he one of your clients
11:29no
11:30i'm actually a her boyfriend
11:32chat sweetheart
11:35this is my ex
11:36gray
11:38right
11:40suppose i should thank you
11:42for fucking up
11:46if it wasn't for that
11:48you've never found the moment of my dreams
11:50i don't believe it
11:55this guy is in your tongue
11:58since when do you go for suits
12:00you always said you don't shit where you eat
12:03i
12:05i
12:06okay
12:28you hate pda
12:31nah
12:32maybe with you buddy
12:34good luck with this one
12:37work always comes first with aria
12:40you'll see
12:43fuck
12:48i am so sorry
12:50i
12:51that will never happen again
12:52no no
12:53you're good
12:53you helped me with my ex
12:56i guess we're even now
12:59how about a drink
13:02yeah
13:03yeah
13:03let's go
13:04i've tried many times but it's just not
13:18want to sit down
13:23yeah
13:23let's go
13:24ah
13:28oh
13:29i am such a klutz
13:30probably did you a favor though
13:33cheap thing like that belongs in the trash
13:35i'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that
13:37excuse me
13:39what the hell is your problem lena
13:40go
13:43go
13:45come on
13:47go
13:55here sit down
13:55can i see it
13:59can i see it
14:01Dress as rib.
14:25Does that hurt?
14:27No.
14:28It's just cold.
14:31I've been thinking lately, lately it's been...
14:37You, you stole your face, but you don't need the babies.
14:50You, you, you, you...
14:53You, you, you...
14:58We should probably get you home.
15:02Yeah.
15:04Here, you take my car.
15:07Okay?
15:11I'm going to need you at the office early in the morning.
15:14We've got to set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:16I'm going to need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:20Can you handle that?
15:23That's a lot to ask of the cripple.
15:24Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:32I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:36Okay.
15:37Get home safe.
15:39Thanks.
15:54Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
16:13In the cup this time.
16:14Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:24That can't happen again.
16:27I mean, I can't.
16:29I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:33No, no.
16:35I know it didn't mean anything.
16:37Oh.
16:39It's my fault.
16:41When I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:45Right, yeah.
16:45I crossed the line when I put you in that position, so.
16:51Okay.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:55I think moving forward, we should just maintain some professional boundaries.
17:05I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:24Sorry.
17:26I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:31Absolutely not.
17:33Cheer hand, man.
17:34Ready to finalize this deal?
17:36Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:39Absolutely.
17:39Come on in.
17:40Have a seat.
17:46You look familiar to me.
17:48Do I know you from somewhere?
17:50Uh, I don't think so.
17:52Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:55No, that's not it.
17:58Ah, I just got it.
18:00You look exactly like this CEO.
18:05Oh.
18:07A knockout if I've ever seen one.
18:11What did her company do?
18:13It was something with corporate matchmaking.
18:18Uh, diet?
18:19Right.
18:21That's where Arya came from.
18:24Hmm.
18:25What a funny coincidence.
18:28I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:32Uncanny.
18:33Hmm.
18:35Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:39Absolutely.
18:40Okay.
18:41Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:42Hmm.
18:44Sweet and milky.
18:47Darling.
18:48I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Giving him one last chance.
19:03Hmm.
19:04You sly dog.
19:06I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
19:08What do you say?
19:10We share the wealth?
19:12We could make her one of the deal points.
19:16She's mine.
19:17My assistant.
19:19Leave her alone.
19:21Hmm.
19:22Thank you, sweetheart.
19:28Hmm.
19:29The fuck was that?
19:34Get out.
19:36Excuse me?
19:38You heard me.
19:39I fucking warned you.
19:40Now get out.
19:41You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:47For her?
19:48Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:50We're through here.
20:04You really didn't have to do that.
20:06I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
20:10Yeah, I know.
20:11I met Trey's boyfriend, remember?
20:14Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
20:17Especially with me around.
20:18Hmm.
20:21So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:24Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:26So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:30A bit?
20:30And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:35But I've learned from experience.
20:37People are generally disappointing.
20:44They leave when the going gets tough.
20:47Just weeding those people out early.
20:50Don't want to waste my time.
20:51But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
21:00I guess I'm in my match.
21:01Mm-hmm.
21:03Um, well, do you need anything else from me?
21:14Besides losing you a million dollars?
21:19No.
21:20No?
21:23Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:26Get back to work?
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:36Okay.
21:37Yeah.
21:48Fuck me.
21:48That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
22:01Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
22:05Oh, like fucking your fiancée's best friend?
22:09I didn't see you on the schedule today.
22:12Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
22:13He didn't tell you.
22:20Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
22:23Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:27Okay.
22:43What do you want, Lena?
22:51I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:56There's no hour or anything.
22:59We've been broken up for months.
23:01Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
23:05Until you break it, remember?
23:09Baby.
23:11Baby.
23:11Baby.
23:13What has got you so stressed, huh?
23:21Maybe I can help you relax.
23:30Excuse me.
23:32Uh, no, no, no.
23:33Stay.
23:36If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Arya.
23:39Just like everyone else.
23:40I'm busy here, Lena.
23:41Of course.
23:45Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:46Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:48Excuse me.
23:49I have to work, Lena.
23:50This is work.
23:52I want to open an office in New York.
23:54And you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:59Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
24:03I want to celebrate our merger.
24:04Murder, huh?
24:18Murder, huh?
24:24Jealous?
24:27No.
24:28I'm not.
24:30No.
24:31Don't worry about Lena.
24:34Forget her.
24:36I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:48The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:51Mm-hmm.
24:52I need you to go let them in.
24:53You could go over there after I leave.
24:56Maybe stay the night.
24:58If you want.
25:00And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
25:04Sleeping in your bed?
25:05I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
25:08But if you wanted to.
25:10No.
25:11I don't.
25:12I wasn't.
25:13Um...
25:14Yeah, that would be fine.
25:17Hmm.
25:18Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:35So, let's hear it.
25:37What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:40Uh...
25:43You know, he's, um...
25:47He's not that bad.
25:52Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:57Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
26:03And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
26:08Of course not.
26:09You know Dyad is everything to me.
26:14Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
26:18I know.
26:19I've done my research.
26:22Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:27I would give anything for this company.
26:31Well, then.
26:31If I were you, I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:37Okay, damn.
26:56Major CEO goals.
27:01Hello?
27:01Hey, boss.
27:03I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
27:05Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
27:08Actually, I'm at his house right now.
27:13Beverly Hills.
27:14I'll send you the address.
27:15Oh, my God.
27:26It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:31Oh, is there a pleasure room?
27:33Don't touch anything.
27:34This man is a total control freak.
27:39Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:42Glenn!
27:44It's for you.
27:48And me.
27:50You deserve a break.
27:52And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:55Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:59My God.
27:59Holy shit.
28:00Wow, you're popular.
28:06It's gray.
28:08He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
28:12You what?
28:13It was nothing.
28:14I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
28:18So, Jep played along.
28:21He actually really saved my ass.
28:25And he kissed me.
28:28What?
28:29Yeah.
28:30Okay.
28:31Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:36How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:39I brought bathing suits.
28:41How did you know that he...
28:42Duh.
28:43All billionaires have pools.
28:45Now, come on.
28:46It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:49Hey.
28:54And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:56It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:59And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
29:07Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
29:09Lena, I told you, this is strictly a business trip.
29:16How about that?
29:17There is no office, is there?
29:26I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:31Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:33Baby, you know this isn't over between us.
29:44I can't do this with you.
29:46I...
29:46I'm going home.
29:59But, like, was there tongue?
30:04Shut up.
30:05Bitch, I knew it.
30:08I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
30:11Okay.
30:12First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
30:15Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
30:17Okay, fine.
30:23Fine.
30:24He's a total package.
30:25I mean, he's hot.
30:27He's rich.
30:28He's smart.
30:30Sounds like someone else I know.
30:33Maybe slightly less rich.
30:35Okay, but still.
30:36You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:38Yeah, right.
30:40I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:45Besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:47He's in New York right now.
30:49With his ex-fiance.
30:51I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:53Arya?
30:56Janet!
30:57Uh.
30:59Uh, what are you...
31:00Um.
31:01Who is this?
31:04Oh, uh, Jew.
31:05Look at the time.
31:05I have to go feed my fish.
31:09My cat?
31:11My fish and my cat.
31:13Yeah, you should probably do that.
31:18I'm sorry.
31:19I didn't...
31:20Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:24I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:25Who is that?
31:29Wait.
31:31Are you...
31:32jealous?
31:33Of Glenn?
31:39What, this is funny to you?
31:41Oh.
31:42No.
31:43No, I, um...
31:45He's my...
31:45friend.
31:48Mm-hmm.
31:50And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:52Do you like this?
32:03Like, toying with me?
32:04Making me crazy?
32:09Running around my house?
32:11This little bikini?
32:12What do you care?
32:20Where's Lena?
32:22Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:24Think that I don't care?
32:28You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:31Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:40Ever since we kissed...
32:43I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:48These lips?
32:50You're my boss.
32:51You're my assistant.
32:55So assist me, Arya.
32:58Put me out of my misery.
32:59Sorry.
33:26You're so hot.
33:27You're so hot.
33:28So are you.
33:31I mean, you're burning up.
33:33Oh.
33:34Let's get you inside.
33:36Okay.
33:53Now, I've been dreaming of this.
33:58Yeah?
33:59Yeah.
34:08Okay.
34:17I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
34:21Oh.
34:24Jed, I, um.
34:25What?
34:27I need to tell you something.
34:28No.
34:29Tell me later.
34:30I need to tell you something.
34:31Oh.
34:32Okay.
34:33Okay.
34:34Oh.
34:35Oh.
34:36Oh.
34:37Oh.
34:38Oh.
34:39Oh.
34:41Oh.
34:43Oh.
34:44Oh.
34:48Oh.
34:49Oh.
34:50Hungry?
35:08Wow.
35:10This place looks like a five-star hotel.
35:12I didn't know it had all the amenities, too.
35:14Mm-hmm.
35:15Mm.
35:16This looks delicious.
35:19Yeah, I'd say so.
35:20This looks good on you.
35:25Yeah?
35:26Yeah.
35:27But I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:39Kitchen contractors.
35:41I'll take care of it, boss.
35:43I do.
35:43No.
35:52Gray!
35:53What the fuck are you doing here?
35:55Did you follow me?
35:56You still weren't answering me.
35:59I needed to talk to you.
36:01You weren't at Dyad.
36:02You weren't at your apartment.
36:03So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
36:06Or should I say your boss's?
36:10Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
36:14Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
36:17Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:19So, question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:28What do you want?
36:31Now you're asking the right questions.
36:34$10,000.
36:37What?
36:37You heard me.
36:38Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:43Huh?
36:44Blackmail, Gray.
36:45Really?
36:46That's fucking desperate.
36:47Even for you.
36:48What, are you gambling again?
36:50I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:52You have 24 hours.
37:02Fuck.
37:09Everything good?
37:10Yeah.
37:11Just contractor stuff.
37:14Hmm.
37:14Big promises and bigger delays.
37:17Yeah.
37:19Hmm.
37:19I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:23Wait, wait, wait.
37:25I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:27Wait.
37:27No!
37:30No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:32Wow, that's fine.
37:35We can't do this.
37:38Aria, we already have.
37:39I don't date my client.
37:44My bosses.
37:46Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:52Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
38:00Tell me I'm not the only one.
38:09You're not.
38:15So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
38:18What?
38:19No.
38:20The best assistant I ever had.
38:22I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:26But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:31You know?
38:32Professional in the office.
38:34Unprofessional out.
38:37Please.
38:37I really don't wanna lose you.
38:44What do you say?
38:53Okay.
38:54Hm.
38:54All right.
39:11I have your money.
39:12Just tell me where to send it.
39:14Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
39:17While you were taking your sweet-ass time,
39:20I found a better deal.
39:22A better deal?
39:23What the fu-
39:24And you told me I had 24 hours.
39:27Oh, you'll see soon enough.
39:34Amazing.
39:36Jack.
39:38All right.
39:41Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations
39:44at a private event tonight.
39:46Well, private plus the press.
39:48You know.
39:50Come on, it'll be fun.
39:52Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant.
39:54I can't go anywhere without my attention, can I?
39:56Uh...
39:56Jack, I...
39:58Start at eight.
40:00Where's that little gold dress?
40:01You just never do what you're told, do you?
40:17I love the red, though.
40:18I love the red, though.
40:24Hey.
40:26Why are you so nervous?
40:30Jet, I...
40:31I need to tell you something.
40:33Ooh, what could that be?
40:36Nina?
40:37What are you doing here?
40:39You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:42No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:44Will you?
40:45Okay.
40:46Okay.
40:47Should I?
40:49Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
41:01Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
41:04This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our
41:13most generous donors, Jet Abrams.
41:16But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:26A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:31Then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:35Great.
41:37And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:40Please don't do this.
41:41Aria, what's going on?
41:41She's also Aria Riley Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:53Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:57You've been lying to me this entire time?
42:00Jet, I was doing this for you, okay?
42:03If you'd just let me explain.
42:06I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
42:08Okay, that's it.
42:09I thought if I went undercover, that I could get you exactly what you need, and then...
42:13And then you were going to leave me?
42:17I trusted you, Aria.
42:19No.
42:20No, I never wanted to hurt you.
42:23Ugh, she's lying.
42:28Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:32See, I have friends at GQ, too.
42:35And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant
42:39for...
42:41What did she call him?
42:42What did you call him?
42:44What was it?
42:45Oh, I remember.
42:46The biggest asshole in America.
42:51She was never here for you.
42:54She was here for herself.
42:56For her company.
42:57It was all...
42:59Just a little PR stunt.
43:10Jet, please...
43:11Don't.
43:17You're fired.
43:17You're fired.
43:17So, in light of recent events,
43:32Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side of the story.
43:52Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage,
43:56and their best practices are lies and deception,
44:00and their CEO and founder, Aria Pearson,
44:03is a major liability.
44:06Would you care to respond before we go to print?
44:11I, uh...
44:13I...
44:15She has no comment.
44:17Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Miss Pearson has today.
44:19No.
44:21Wait.
44:21Aria?
44:24Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle,
44:28not you.
44:29You could hurt the company if...
44:30Yes.
44:35I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:40Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:45It was about promoting Dyad.
44:49It was selfish.
44:51And wrong.
44:55Any relationship,
44:57professional or personal,
44:59is based off honesty and trust.
45:05And I betrayed Jet.
45:07Uh...
45:08Mr. Abrams.
45:14I take full responsibility for my actions.
45:16Can I quote you on that?
45:24Can I quote you on that?
45:24Sabotage Jet?
45:34What the fuck is your problem?
45:37I take you to talk to Helen.
45:51Look, I know you're upset with me,
45:53but to slander my name in the press...
45:55I'm just being honest.
45:56I'm like you.
45:58Was it even real?
46:00Was fucking me just part of the plan?
46:01God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
46:03I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
46:05Yeah, you had to lie to me.
46:07You had to manipulate me.
46:08You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
46:10Seriously?
46:11You inherited your company from your dad.
46:14Who inherited it from his dad.
46:16You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
46:19To put your whole soul into something.
46:22Dyad is everything to me.
46:27Was everything to me.
46:30Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:33But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:39You know what?
46:42Lena was right.
46:45We're from completely different worlds.
46:48This never would have worked.
46:49Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
47:03That's just giving up.
47:06I'm not giving up.
47:08I'm letting go.
47:12Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
47:14I still believe in everything we did.
47:23I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:28Sure, it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:30So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized we actually do need a New York office.
48:00I'm thinking Soho.
48:03Maybe Hudson Yards.
48:05Anything but Midtown.
48:07Ew.
48:10Jet?
48:11You need to move on.
48:15Forget her.
48:16After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
48:18Do not call her that.
48:24I just...
48:24I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me.
48:30She said,
48:31I've never built anything from scratch.
48:37She's right.
48:37Okay, but does that justify her lying to you for weeks?
48:45When you are as privileged as we are, you cannot let your guard down.
48:52You have to stick with the people you know.
48:56And I know you.
48:57And you know me.
49:09You're right.
49:11I do.
49:12I know you lied to me.
49:16I know you betrayed me.
49:18And I know that when you found out about Aria, you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to...
49:24I didn't.
49:27I was trying to protect you.
49:29Because I love you, Jet.
49:31You don't love me.
49:34And I don't love you.
49:39I don't think I ever did.
49:41Ever since being with Aria.
49:46Waste made me feel.
49:53You need to leave.
49:54Are you kidding me?
50:02You're going to choose her.
50:05Over me.
50:09Go, Lino.
50:09I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:37Because there are no documents.
50:44I lied.
50:45I needed to get you back in the office.
50:47We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments.
50:54Up to nine figures.
50:56What?
50:57What?
50:58What?
50:59How?
51:00Jet recanted his statement.
51:02And saying your praises.
51:04He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model and is the best investment of the year.
51:09He said his judgment was clouded because of his feelings for you.
51:17Oh.
51:18And you had to tell me this at the office.
51:22Why?
51:23He's here.
51:26Waiting for you.
51:28I'm sorry.
51:29I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after seeing you in the city.
51:50I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after seeing you in the city.
52:21I thought about what you said.
52:23And I should not have lied.
52:27And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:34I mean, I had...
52:37I have very real feelings.
52:43I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:50And then I met you.
52:53And I know what you did with GQ.
52:57And if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
53:02But I was hoping that maybe...
53:07All right.
53:09Why do you think I'm here?
53:12Everything I said was true.
53:14And I was such an idiot.
53:17And I'm sorry that I got so angry with you.
53:19No, I'm sorry.
53:21But I shouldn't have lied.
53:23I just...
53:24The thought of losing you...
53:29I got...
53:31I got scared.
53:33I'm not going anywhere.
53:39I'm not, you're not.
53:41I trust you.
53:42In the office?
53:59So unprofessional.
54:01Good thing we don't work together anymore.
54:03You fired me, remember?
54:10You're such a control freak.
54:12Guess that makes us the perfect match?
54:21Woo!
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