00:00So I've been single for a long time, right?
00:01And I was in a long-term relationship.
00:03Now, see if you've been in a long-term relationship.
00:04See, coming out, it was so painful.
00:06And see, when I came out of that long-term relationship,
00:08I was like, I need time.
00:10I need space.
00:11I need time and space.
00:13I need to find out who I am.
00:14Who am I?
00:15I don't know who I am.
00:17What does Karen want?
00:18What does Karen need?
00:21Right?
00:22See, after a year, I thought, you know,
00:24it'd be nice to get pumped.
00:25Right?
00:26To meet somebody and go for walks and pumping.
00:32No!
00:33No!
00:33To go out for dinner and to go to the pictures and pumping.
00:37I thought, right, I think I'm ready.
00:39I think I'm ready to meet somebody.
00:41But I was a wee bit worried, right,
00:43that I wouldn't be able to have a conversation
00:44because I've lived in my inn for that long.
00:46And do you know the only conversation I have in my house?
00:49It's with fucking Alexa.
00:51Have you got an Alexa?
00:52She's a cheeky bastard, Alexa.
00:54She says, well, she'll not do what she's tell.
00:56I tell her today something one day,
00:57she'll not do it the next day.
00:58She's like, I don't know if I can help you with that.
01:01Like, you fucking did it yesterday, Alexa.
01:04She rang me the day.
01:04Don't give me a snatch.
01:05That's what I said.
01:06I talked to her.
01:07Don't give me a snatch, Alexa.
01:08I said, don't give me a snatch.
01:09Your life depends on me.
01:11Your life's hooked up to my fucking power card hen.
01:14So do what I tell you.
01:15I don't really do much with Alexa, right,
01:17apart from I play music through her
01:19and, oh, I switch on my light.
01:21I've got a smart light bulb that you can switch on through Alexa.
01:25But she gets a bit confused, right?
01:27And I say to her, I say to her often, I say,
01:29Alexa, light on.
01:31And she goes, now playing Ride On Time.
01:35Stop.
01:37Stop it, Alexa.
01:39Fucking stop it.
01:41Right?
01:41Do you know what?
01:42A song came into my head the other day.
01:43It was an old 90s one, a dance song.
01:46I don't know if you remember it.
01:46It was called En Con Foy.
01:48Do you remember it?
01:48En Con Foy.
01:49And I say, I'm going to play that.
01:52I say, Alexa, play Sash on Con Foy.
01:55She says, now playing the Sash My Father Wore.
01:58Do, do, do.
02:00Stop it, Alexa.
02:01Do, do, do.
02:02Fucking bricks through the windy.
02:03Do, do, do.
02:06It's Alexa, light on.
02:07Light on.
02:08Oh, that day.
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