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00:00My job is an interesting job.

00:03I was at a party recently, and this woman said,

00:04what do you do?

00:05And I said, I'm a comedian.

00:06And she was so impressed.

00:07She said, oh, my god, I could never do your job.

00:10You have the hardest job.

00:13And I was flattered, but let's be honest.

00:16There are harder jobs.

00:20Alec Baldwin's insurance agent.

00:26It's a hard job.

00:27Taylor Swift's dating coach.

00:31Donald Trump's barber.

00:32That's probably a tough job.

00:35Vladimir Putin's food taster.

00:41Those are hard jobs.

00:43My husband has a very demanding job.

00:45Let me get this out of the way, so you

00:47understand what you're dealing with.

00:48My husband is the assistant coach of the New York Giants.

00:52Oh, oh, he's not on the payroll.

00:58No, he does it from our couch.

01:00It's a remote, it's a volunteer job.

01:09If you're keeping track, he's also

01:11the assistant coach of the Yankees, the Knicks,

01:13and the Islanders.

01:13He's very busy.

01:14I don't know how he does it.

01:16He manages to juggle all of these teams.

01:19It's incredible.

01:21I have a friend who works for the Adopt-a-Highway program,

01:24and they have no sense of humor.

01:27One time I called up, I was goofing around.

01:30I called up, I was like, hi, I'd like to adopt a highway.

01:33But I have a few questions.

01:35At what age do you tell the highway it's adopted?

01:43My sister also has an impressive job.

01:45My sister works for Amnesty International.

01:48Have you heard of Amnesty International?

01:50Everybody was very impressed when she got the job,

01:52and I felt like an idiot.

01:54But I asked her, I said, what do they do exactly

01:57at Amnesty International?

01:58She said, what do you mean, what do they do?

02:00They get people out of Somalia.

02:03And I said, people are going to Somalia?

02:08Who's going to Somalia?

02:09She said, people go.

02:10I said, what happens?

02:11She said, they get stuck there.

02:13I said, oh, OK, and you get them out.

02:15She said, yeah.

02:15I said, you know, you could just go to Newark Airport

02:17and get a big sign that says, hey, stupid, don't go to Somalia.

02:21Wouldn't that say?

02:23But you learn something every day, folks.

02:25Last week, I get in my elevator.

02:26There's my neighbor.

02:27He's got a three-bedroom apartment,

02:29and I'm waiting for him to die, OK?

02:33And he's got luggage.

02:34I said, where are you going?

02:35And he said, Bermuda.

02:36I said, Bermuda?

02:37You should go to Somalia.

02:38That is the hot new.

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