00:00Sorry, have I done so much to offend you?
00:03What do you mean, like, trashing me in front of, like, 200 million people at the Golden Globes?
00:08It was a while ago. They were jokes, Johnny. I didn't...
00:11Oh, they were jokes?
00:11Yeah.
00:12You like jokes?
00:13Yes.
00:13Good. We wrote some jokes about you. Here are my jokes.
00:19What is nastier than Ricky Gervais' jokes? His teeth.
00:25Why do people take an instant dislike of Ricky Gervais? Because it saves time.
00:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:32Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audiobooks so that the blind could hate him as well?
00:39Now, this is from Angelina.
00:41Tell Ricky Gervais that me and Brad have a picture of him on our mantelpiece.
00:46Because it keeps the kids away from the fire.
00:50And why isn't Ricky Gervais circumcised?
00:53Because there's no end to that prick.
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