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Mo' Waffles - Season 1 Episode 4 -
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The Best Kind
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00:00they say a liar's greatest enemy is someone with a good memory but today memory ain't the problem
00:17everybody in this room is lying on purpose scripts rehearsed alibis lined up smiles polished
00:26because when you're about to stage a kidnapping the truth don't help you a good story does now before
00:33we get started let's clear up one thing if you're one of those let's go to therapy or they go low we
00:41go high type of people you can leave right now good i need your help relocating a certain individual
00:54if all goes successfully you all will get paid one hundred thousand dollars i can finally get my
01:02rhinoplasty shut up
01:04now inside your envelopes you will find pertinent information such as modi fresh like the rapper
01:30hear the song mo fresh baby
01:38shut the hell up shut the hell up sit your ass down this aint a music tribute focus focus honey now inside
01:50your envelopes you will find pertinent information such as your assignments a
01:57prepaid card and
01:59some extra reinforcements
02:04Memorize this face
02:07This is the face of a thief
02:10This man wasted my time
02:14He stole my 30s
02:20Hey boss lady. Hey girl. So really want to kidnap your husband over wasting your 30s. I'm in a decade-long fog of
02:35wine stained teeth and
02:37Therapy sessions for our 20s girl make it make sense. It's about more than that
02:43It's
02:45Atonement when I wanted children
02:48He got freedom
02:50When I wanted a home
02:53He stayed on tour
02:55When I wanted a restaurant he said I was too inexperienced or I needed to up my meds
03:03Now he has a little watch
03:08I'm gonna cash out on that maple syrup ass before he gets one more bite of what was supposed to be mine
03:17Hey girl
03:20In my car
03:29Which one is it?
03:30I don't know
03:31Okay. You are too hot to be this dumb. Oh, I'm dumb. Yeah, okay. Who's the one who hooked up with their second cousin in Asbury Park last summer?
03:40How many times have I told you that I was drunk?
03:42How many times have I told you that I was drunk?
03:44He was still your second cousin and you knew that? Once removed. Once removed. Once removed. That's an important detail. It is still disgusting, but I'm dumb. Okay, all right. What are you doing?
03:53What are you doing? Oh
03:55Hi, um, you know, you can never have too much waffle batter, right?
03:59Keep the iron hot and the carbs coming. Yeah, so
04:03This kitchen
04:04This kitchen, this walk-in, my jurisdiction. If I need help, I'll ask for it.
04:09Let's check.
04:11Happy smell.
04:12Nice to see you.
04:13Nice to see you.
04:18PIANO PLAYS
04:48PIANO PLAYS
05:18PIANO PLAYS
05:26I just want to thank you all for your generosity, your support, and for your vision.
05:36Y'all know we like a family here at Mo Waffles.
05:37I couldn't have done it without you.
05:39So let's make our owner proud and bring him home.
05:42Mo Waffles on three.
05:43One, two, three.
05:45Mo Waffles!
05:46Get your forks and knives ready!
05:50Get your forks and knives ready!
05:53Throw your hands up!
05:55Woo!
05:56Mo Fresh, baby!
05:58Yay!
05:58Check!
05:59Check!
06:00Dolly, party of two!
06:01Let's go!
06:03That'll be good.
06:04Hi.
06:05Hey, sis!
06:05You guys can follow me.
06:07Okay.
06:08Right this way.
06:10Oh, whatever.
06:12Oh.
06:15Someone will be right with you.
06:17Oh, 69!
06:20Oh, 69!
06:21I am so done with the free manual labor.
06:27Oh, speak for yourself.
06:28I'm having a blast.
06:30Yes!
06:30Yes!
06:32Oh!
06:33We have a winner!
06:34Yay!
06:35Welcome.
06:36Welcome.
06:36I'll be right back.
06:38I'll be right with you.
06:39Thank you so much.
06:41Oh, God.
06:41You're over.
06:42Thank you all for coming.
06:43We'll be right with you.
06:48All right.
06:49We got a blue waffle, tits up, morning wood.
06:52You got that, KB?
06:52Tits up, morning wood.
06:53Yes, chef.
06:54Hey.
06:55How's it going?
06:56Oh, what's going?
06:58Tourmaline.
07:00Protection, remember?
07:01I'll remember now.
07:03Put this on.
07:07Appreciate you always looking out for me, Cole.
07:10Well, get back to work.
07:12Yes, ma'am.
07:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:19Don't tip over now.
07:23Now, see, this is where he find his ring at, right here.
07:25Oh, wow.
07:26See that?
07:27And if you look closer, you can still see a slight tinge of O-positive blood right there on that paper.
07:34You see it?
07:34I told you.
07:36Well, brother, you can't be taken bigger like that, though.
07:38It's going to be a smooth ting.
07:39No.
07:41Eh.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Oh, this is a Honda.
07:45Cheers.
07:48Yeah, right there.
08:00Hi, welcome to Mount Waffles.
08:03Excuse me.
08:04There is a list.
08:07I got that for you.
08:09Let me get this table, bro.
08:12Look at this, bro.
08:13He's here.
08:15Don't come over here, mate.
08:27Hey, can we get this cleaned up?
08:34Sorry.
08:35It's my bad.
08:43Just get this.
08:47Oh, sorry again.
08:48I get him out of here.
08:49Enjoy your meal.
08:55What's with you?
08:57What else?
08:58KB?
08:59Hey.
09:01Hey.
09:03Hey.
09:04You didn't come home last night.
09:06Fuck.
09:07I was worried about you.
09:09122 hands.
09:11I'm asking.
09:11And you're not answering my phone calls.
09:13I was busy.
09:15But what if it was something about the baby?
09:21Fuck.
09:22You want braces now?
09:27A co-worker gave it to me.
09:28A co-worker?
09:30Yes.
09:31A co-worker.
09:33A co-worker.
09:37Try to get some hands, please.
09:39Please.
09:40Hey there.
09:42Welcome to Mount Waffles.
09:43Thank you so much for coming to our grand opening.
09:45I'm the manager, Cherry Curtis.
09:47Has anyone taken your order, or can I get you something to drink?
09:49Oh, she ain't staying.
09:52Yes, I am.
09:53I would like a starry and a waffle.
09:56That has a heart.
09:58Okay.
09:58With one sweetheart.
10:00Coming right up.
10:01Order 22?
10:03Okay.
10:04Perfect.
10:09Oh, there you go.
10:11I was starting to think you abandoned shoes.
10:13No, I was doing some paperwork in the back, but it's starting to look good out here, no girl.
10:17Yeah, yeah.
10:17I see Mr. Euston's back.
10:20How do you want to know each other?
10:23We grew up together.
10:24So there's history, good or bad?
10:29It started good.
10:31Child ended bad.
10:32Can't be too bad you let him back in.
10:36Just because he at the table, don't mean he ain't on the menu.
10:40Mm-hmm.
10:40Okay.
10:41Now, Cherry.
10:43Let's do it.
10:44Don't girl hit me again.
10:45Girl, get out of my stuff.
10:46Hey, y'all throw some ones in the air for more me fresh and I and her talent.
10:53She's bluffing.
10:55She double-stacked and ready to attack.
10:59Half a life for everyone.
11:00Give it up for the Serbs slaying.
11:02Moon is shaking.
11:04Moon is shaking.
11:04Heads brand hot.
11:06My God.
11:07I'm a dude.
11:09I'm a dude.
11:10Money's stacked on.
11:12Strippers work that pole.
11:14Butter on my neck.
11:15Pockets never fold.
11:17Step back.
11:18Step up in the dynamo.
11:20Fresh bring the heat.
11:21Waffles in the back.
11:22Strippers dancing on beat.
11:24Change, go, go.
11:26Serbs shine when I rap.
11:27Popping bottles of Starry.
11:29Keep it flowing on tap.
11:31We got waiters on the pole.
11:32Sweet like glaze.
11:34Workin' overtime.
11:35Make the crowd go crazy.
11:37DJ spinning loud.
11:39Hold down there in the trance.
11:40Pour a story down the road.
11:42While she make that booty dance.
11:43Moe fresh baby syrup drip.
11:45Ice, ice so fat.
11:47Starry stays on tap.
11:48Starry stays on tap.
11:50Money stacked tall.
11:51Strippers work that pole.
11:53Butter on my neck.
11:54Pockets never fold.
11:56White, white, white.
11:57You're a beer, you're a beer.
11:58You're a beer.
11:59You're a beer.
12:00You're a beer.
12:01You're a beer.
12:02You're a beer.
12:03You're a beer.
12:04You're a beer.
12:05My ex is here.
12:06He's in my section.
12:07Can we wait on him?
12:09Oh, he's cute.
12:11Don't do that.
12:12He's gonna think he has a chance.
12:14Right, Nikki?
12:15If he is fiending for your attention, honey,
12:16make him pay for it.
12:17You got a great dude.
12:18Come on.
12:20I lost the apartment.
12:21What?
12:22What happened?
12:23I don't wanna talk about it.
12:25I've just accepted the fact that I'm gonna have to move back in with that perm possum.
12:30Listen, if you need a place to stay, you can stay in by Jodi's room.
12:36She's in college.
12:37For now.
12:38Thanks, Cherry.
12:39You're an angel.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Group.
12:42I'm putter and syrup.
12:42They feelin' to move out.
12:46Sippin' on Starry.
12:47Steam keep rollin'.
12:50Go now grab some syrup, y'all,
12:53And just pour it.
12:54Throw it, throw it.
12:55Ooh.
12:57Ooh.
12:58Stack em up.
12:59Let's go.
13:00Ooh.
13:01Stack em up.
13:02Ooh.
13:03Ooh.
13:05Yeah.
13:06You're right back then?
13:21Yep, copacetic.
13:23All right.
13:24Never want no pickles.
13:25Mm-hmm.
13:26Yeah.
13:28Don't try anything.
13:30All my best behavior, boss man.
13:36Hello, Hilton.
13:56I'm Lavender.
14:01How you know my name?
14:03Work goes fast around you.
14:06Hmm.
14:09Didn't know you had an extra guest joining your party.
14:12I didn't either.
14:14Okay, would you like to see a menu or order something to go?
14:17Hmm.
14:18No.
14:19No, I'm not in the mood for food.
14:23I'm in the mood for a record deal.
14:25I got a special number just for you.
14:28Record deal?
14:43Today's special is the blue waffle with a side chick bowl.
14:46Would you like a hookah appetizer?
14:48Wow.
14:50I mean, food, drinks, sugars, and tobacco?
14:55Okay.
14:56Uh, I have this special with a trappuccino.
15:03One trap special coming right over.
15:04Wait, wait, wait.
15:05Tell me about the new place.
15:07I don't have a place anymore.
15:12You don't?
15:13What happened?
15:15I know we're not together, but I still care about you, Nikki.
15:22Welcome to Mo Bar.
15:23What can I get you, boo?
15:24I don't know.
15:25What's good?
15:26Are we doing alcohol?
15:28No.
15:29I'm Jayla.
15:30KB's girlfriend.
15:32I'm poetic.
15:33Nice to meet you.
15:33So, why did you get my man a brace?
15:40You know, I can barely get my wear a watch, so...
15:42Thermaline.
15:43It keeps bad energy away.
15:45And who's the bad energy?
15:47I'll bring your drink when it's ready.
15:48Cool?
15:50Oh, always.
15:59Trappuccino for table 12.
16:00With an extra shot of spit.
16:03Got it.
16:03Yo, it's hot!
16:33Oh, my God, I'm hot.
16:39Yo, who's that?
16:41Hey.
16:42My friend!
16:45Oh, my God, sweetie!
16:47What are you doing here, yo?
16:48You don't know how happy I am to see you.
16:50Damn!
16:51You're awake!
16:52I am?
16:52Yes!
16:53Yes!
16:53What?
16:54What?
16:54Come on, you're welcome.
16:56Yes!
16:56Yes!
16:56Yes!
16:56Yes!
16:56Yes!
16:56Yes!
16:56Yes!
16:57Yes!
16:57Yes!
16:57Yes!
16:57Yes!
16:57Yes!
16:58Yes!
16:58Yes!
16:59Yes!
16:59Yes!
17:00Yes!
17:00Yes!
17:00Yes!
17:01Big sense for our investor.
17:02Mm-hmm!
17:07Looking good.
17:08You know, you said if I delivered, you'd take care of Jody's permission.
17:18Yes.
17:38How much longer am I ordered, KB?
17:42Just go home, Taylor.
17:43Why?
17:44So I can spend the night alone again?
17:46Do you know how worried I've been since Cleo was on the news?
17:50I mean, he has something to do with kidnapping you.
17:53Just go home, please.
18:00Here's your bag, bitch.
18:02Breeze.
18:05Who are you calling a bitch?
18:07Oh, I'm sorry.
18:08Lion, bitch.
18:10Hey, hey, hey.
18:11Hey, hey, hey.
18:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
18:12Let it go, let it go, let it go.
18:14Let it go.
18:14Let it go, let it go.
18:15Get it out.
18:15Get it out.
18:16Yes, right.
18:17Oh, hi.
18:19KB's fine, right?
18:21You got her.
18:24OK, poetic.
18:26Ew.
18:28I got good video.
18:30Come on, baby.
18:31Come on.
18:32You know, I'm so lucky I'm pregnant.
18:34I would have slammed her ass.
18:35You ain't pregnant.
18:37Yeah, I am.
18:37You're lying, Jayla.
18:44The date?
18:452015?
18:49Baby, I can explain.
18:50Lying about a pregnancy?
18:51That's an all-time low.
18:52What the fuck would you do there?
18:54Cleo said you needed to get out.
18:56So I lied.
18:57Get out of what?
18:57I don't know.
18:58He just said that you needed to get out, so I lied.
19:01And yeah, you took the job.
19:04But we always end up back here.
19:07You always go back to the jab.
19:09I guess I thought it would be different if we had a family.
19:15KB.
19:16Not about a child.
19:17You know how I feel about being a father.
19:20Me.
19:22We done, Jay.
19:23KB.
19:24We done.
19:26KB now.
19:28KB!
19:29Girl, get it together.
19:38Remember who you are.
19:42I am poetic, poetic Sinclair.
20:03This is Agent Johnson, reporting post-contact.
20:07Mike Tess, Agent Murphy, confirm signal.
20:29I'm going to grab some sausage after walking.
20:30I'll be right back.
20:31Yes, Chef Daddy.
20:34Order 86.
20:35My waffle special.
20:39Order's up.
20:53Justice is about to be served.
20:57Detective, aren't you looking handsome today?
21:01Justice could be so photogenic, right?
21:03I see you parlez-vous francais.
21:07What?
21:09Anyway, we have a table just for you.
21:12Why don't you come follow me?
21:13Come on.
21:13All right.
21:17Give me the mic.
21:20Hello, everyone.
21:23My name is Lavender, and I'm going to perform an original piece dedicated to somebody I once
21:29loved.
21:31It's called Million Dollar Man.
21:35Come on, M.C., sing it, girl.
21:38Okay.
21:41I miss the man and the mansion, heated floors and expansions.
21:45You said I was cold.
21:47No, baby, I was chilling.
21:49Oh, I was in a marble tub, feeling myself.
21:53And with both petals, not a sign, what's the dealin'?
21:57Hey, hey, hey.
22:02All right, everybody.
22:03Give me a round of applause.
22:05Woo!
22:06So good.
22:07More.
22:08We're so talented.
22:09I know, baby.
22:10White Nikki.
22:16Oh, Jack Sienna.
22:21Poetic.
22:26KB!
22:31Where, oh, where, is Cherry Produce?
22:40Finally, I was starting to think I was going to have to call this Reeves character to get
22:46on your good side.
22:48No, I'm sorry.
22:49I'm happy for you.
22:51You just heard the beloved right away.
22:52I'm happy for you.
23:22Come on, Cleo.
23:43Take it, take it, take it, take it.
23:46Take it, take it, take it.
24:16Damn, have you seen Cherry?
24:18She out in front, I think.
24:20KB, look, I'm really sorry about everything that went down.
24:27Still afraid he's heading to the main area.
24:32Cherry, they're looking for you.
24:35You're coming in hot.
24:36Cherry, I need to talk to you.
24:38It's fine.
24:40Okay.
24:42Oh.
24:44Oh.
24:45Excuse me, you're good.
24:52Cherry, look, I don't know how to say this,
24:54so I'm just saying it, okay?
24:56Moe D. Fresh was a Slipstick customer.
24:58Who are you, the jab?
24:59I was, I was.
25:00But see, that's how it happened.
25:01Look, Moe D. Fresh let me put my Slipsticks in the safe
25:04because Jaylene wanted out the house no more.
25:05She wanted me out the game,
25:06but now when I go look, they ain't there no more.
25:08They gone, Cherry.
25:10Cherry, you ain't seen the matter?
25:11No.
25:12I don't know, I wouldn't.
25:14Didn't you think somebody saw you?
25:22You know better.
25:25So, what did you think of my performance?
25:28It was definitely more of a kind.
25:34Mm.
25:35People always tell me I had a unique voice.
25:37So, you think it would be enough to sign me to your record label?
25:41What would make you think that I have a record label?
25:45Comeback Records.
25:46Comeback Records.
25:47You signed Moe D. Fresh.
25:53Um, Lavender, was it?
25:54Mm-hmm.
25:55The only kind of artist that Moe D. Fresh could claim to be is a con artist.
26:00And you fell for another one of his lies.
26:04But I tell you what.
26:06You tell me where Moe D. Fresh is,
26:09then we can put all this unfortunateness behind us for good.
26:14Or you can let his lies...
26:17catch up with you.
26:20Where is she?
26:23Where is she?
26:30You talk, Hilton!
26:32Girl, what the fuck?
26:33You lying bitch!
26:34It's a finger!
26:35It's a finger!
26:38It's a finger!
26:39Let's go.
26:42All right, we got to go.
26:43We got to go.
26:44We got to go.
26:47It's a finger to watch.
26:48It's a finger to watch.
26:49What?
26:50What?
26:51Hey, come on.
26:52Hey, come on.
26:53Hey!
26:54There's cops out here!
26:55No!
26:56Please!
26:57This is...
26:58This is...
26:59This is all about big misunderstanding.
27:00I...
27:01I didn't...
27:02Come on!
27:03You're hurting me!
27:04You're hurting me!
27:05Let's go.
27:06Oh, my God!
27:07Let's go.
27:08Let's go.
27:09Let's go.
27:10Oh, my God!
27:11Let's go.
27:12Ma'am, ma'am!
27:13I said, help me!
27:15There's my girl right there!
27:16No, I don't believe it!
27:17No, I don't believe it!
27:18I don't believe it!
27:19It's all right, Jayla.
27:20It's all right.
27:21Hey, get your hands off her, man!
27:22Hey!
27:23It's all right, Jayla!
27:24Hey, tell them free KB!
27:25I want it on the white tee of black...
27:26Hey, whoa!
27:27Wait, bro!
27:28Stay back!
27:29Chill!
27:30Hey, what are you taking my bracelet for?
27:31What are you doing?
27:32What are you doing?
27:33What is that?
27:34Evidence?
27:35It's not a place to be put on the white tee of black...
27:37Hey, whoa!
27:38Wait, bro!
27:40Stay back!
27:41Chill!
27:42Hey, what are you taking my bracelet for?
27:43What are you doing?
27:44What are you taking your bracelet for?
27:45What are you doing?
27:46What is that?
27:47Evidence?
27:48What is that? Evidence?
28:03She set me up.
28:05You know, justice has been served. Everything has come together.
28:18But I just don't think I'll ever understand why they call that one girl white Nikki.
28:24I think because she's white and her name is Nikki.
28:28Ridiculous.
28:35The woman of the hour. Guess who's in the car with me?
28:48Cherry.
28:49Mo!
28:50Hey, Bob. Her plan worked.
28:53It almost didn't. Until my sir were pointing me in the right direction.
28:58Listen, we'll celebrate later. Sweet D will transfer the money over as soon as we get to the airport.
29:03Thank you, Mo. You don't know how much this means to me and my daughter.
29:07You're a woman of your word, Cherry. Loyalty should always be rewarded.
29:11That's right.
29:12See you in Mexico.
29:13See you, girl!
29:15I did the right thing, detective.
29:34Bronson thinks you're capping, B. Because Modi Fresh was not at the drop.
29:41He wasn't?
29:42All right.
29:43They had a special on great pies. Two for a price of one.
29:48Oh, shit!
29:50I don't know what happened. I told you everything he told me. What's going on with white Nikki and KB?
29:59Well, credit card fraud is illegal in all 50 states and so is selling prescription weight loss crack.
30:08You see the cherry? There's local drama and there's alphabet agency drama.
30:14Oh.
30:15Last I checked, when the D-E-M-F-N-A gets involved, that's out of my jurisdiction and sadly above my pay grade.
30:27Mm-hm.
30:46Oh, man, come on.
31:09Oh, so it's just all lies and mystery.
31:13Can't trust nobody.
31:14Well, that's what happens when Blaze starts solving cases.
31:21The truth cancels out the lies.
31:27But as the hounds of justice start barreling towards us,
31:32there is one lie I just can't seem to cancel.
31:38Why did you help Mo get away?
31:40And just like that, our cherry pie turned out to be a damn cherry souffle.
31:47Light, delicate, airy, and full of shit.
31:51She didn't just lie.
31:53She rewrote the whole damn recipe.
31:56She played sweet.
31:57She was a woman of her word.
31:59She did whatever it took to keep her daughter in college.
32:03But what about the others?
32:05And where the hell is Hilton?
32:07Or Lavender?
32:09If Cherry was the one stirring the pot,
32:12the next season, somebody's about to turn up the heat.
32:17You know what, Detective Brunson?
32:20Yeah.
32:20You gotta stop asking the wrong people the right questions.
32:24Because if you think I'm the end of the story,
32:27baby, I'm just the beginning.
32:29Get your forks and knives ready!
32:55Get your forks and knives ready!
32:57Throw your hands up!
33:00Woo!
33:01Mo fresh, baby!
33:02Yeah!
33:03Check, check, check!
33:05Mo fresh, baby!
33:07Iced out, syrup, drip, pockets never small.
33:10Stacks over, how they looking like a golden wall.
33:13Butter on my neck, diamonds on my chain.
33:16Shawty dropping low like batter in the pan.
33:18But Mo fresh, baby!
33:20What?
33:20Turn it up!
33:21Ooh!
33:21Big ice!
33:23Yeah!
33:24Dino life!
33:25Never quit!
33:26Nigga!
33:26Oh!
33:27Mo fresh, baby!
33:29Yeah!
33:30Check, check, check!
33:32Mo fresh, baby!
33:33Iced out, syrup, drip, pockets never small.
33:36Stacks over, how they looking like a golden wall.
33:39Butter on my neck, diamonds on my chain.
33:42Shawty dropping low like batter in the pan.
33:45But Mo fresh, baby!
33:46What?
33:47Turn it up!
33:48Not all, baby!
33:50Yeah!
33:51Touchdown that goes bad.
33:53I'm afraid to lose.
33:55Okay.
33:56He had the same thing now, right?
33:57Yeah!
33:57You know, he's being great!
33:59So you can...
34:00And I was waiting for me to go, and he can...
34:01I'm waiting for you, man.
34:03And he has ever hit.
34:04I choose it!
34:05I ready to get three cuts right away.
34:06After 1910 to 1910.
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