00:32Yeah, listen, Sammy, could you see your way clear to lend me $50?
00:37What was that?
00:39Can you lend me $50?
00:42Milton, you'll have to speak up.
00:44Can you lend me $50?
00:48Sorry, Milton, I still can't hear you.
00:51Well, I can hear him clear enough.
00:53Then you lend him the $50.
00:54I'm afraid to say, however, that you did sustain a very serious injury to your genitals.
01:02Oh, dear.
01:03So serious, in fact, that we were forced to remove them.
01:06How ever will I manage?
01:07Medical science has advanced a great deal.
01:09Or a prosthetic and substitutes legs, arms, even noses.
01:13You supply substitute genitals?
01:15Say hello to killer, Mr. Kelly.
01:17I don't want a dog's genitals, I've been saying.
01:19No, killer here will simply be your substitute for having genitals.
01:23For men who have no genitals, the ownership of a doberman, or similarly violent animal, acts as an important psychological crutch.
01:31Now, in addition, we will also be supplying you with a diving watch, a year's subscription to guns and ammo, and this camouflage combat jacket.
01:39Oh, yes, and these will also be yours.
01:41What are they?
01:41Keys to your rusty white van.
01:43It's parked outside.
01:44I also used my genitals for, you know, expelling urine.
01:49When people see you in a combat jacket, driving around in a rusty white van with killer here in the back, the piss will be taken out of you constantly.
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