00:00Hey!
00:04Oh!
00:06I'll be clawing thunder!
00:12Grande's not going to like you talking to Prudence.
00:15I know, but I must deliver this apology letter to her.
00:18Do you think Grande saw us?
00:20Of course not, Rajneesh.
00:22We are completely hidden by this bush.
00:24This may go badly.
00:30Keep the elephant running.
00:38Prudence!
00:40My little cabbage!
00:42My little cabbage!
00:54While I do your calves, I'd like to sing a song about the greatest singer ever from Quebec.
00:58Miss Celine Dion!
01:02You were my strength when I was weak.
01:06You were my voice when I couldn't speak.
01:10You were my heart.
01:12Huh?
01:20You saw the bed, there was a need.
01:28You were my heart.
01:34You picked me up when I couldn't reach.
01:38You gave me faith cause you believed.
01:42I met the team I had.
01:46Because you love me.
01:48That was beautiful.
01:50And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you.
01:54A.K.Beg Pizza.
01:56What's that?
01:57Pop-Tart with the ketchup.
01:59She's good.
02:00Guru Pika?
02:01What?
02:02What happened to you?
02:04Nothing.
02:05Why'd you ask?
02:06We've not much time.
02:07I have an apology letter from Darren.
02:08Oh.
02:09Well, you know, I got attacked by a rooster.
02:10So, you know.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:13So, he writes one stupid note and you expect me to take him back.
02:14Perhaps I can change him.
02:15Ding dong.
02:16Did someone order the special Quebec pizza?
02:17Eh?
02:18You know, like in the porno.
02:19Oh.
02:20Did someone order the special Quebec pizza?
02:22Eh?
02:23You know, like in the porno.
02:24Who is this in my house?
02:25Whoa!
02:26Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
02:30You know.
02:31Like in the porno.
02:32Who is this in my house?
02:33Whoa!
02:34Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
02:36You know.
02:37He he he.
02:38He he.
02:39He.
02:40He.
02:41He.
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03:19He.
03:20Stay away from my girlfriend!
03:27The Wolverine.
03:42Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I put you in the shirt!
03:46Okay, gotta go.
03:47Beat it, I gotta take a dump.
03:51Bodhisattva!
03:53Tabernak!
03:57Hello, superstar.
03:59Welcome to my new Toronto ashram.
04:02Oh, Uncle Jack.
04:04Can I get a hand getting off this elephant?
04:06Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,
04:09would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
04:12That's funny to you?
04:18I don't know where I get it.
04:21So did you give Prudence my apology letter or what?
04:23Yes, of course!
04:25Did it work?
04:26Let me answer it this way.
04:27You're an idiot.
04:29Yes, I am!
04:33Now!
04:34Your entourage must stay behind.
04:35No, no, no, no, no. They protect me.
04:36Well, they didn't protect you from that outfit, now did they?
04:37What?
04:38What's wrong with shark skin?
04:39More like gay skin, how about?
04:40What?
04:41What?
04:42Yeah.
04:43What?
04:44No!
04:45No, no, no, no, no. They protect me.
04:46Well, they didn't protect you from that outfit, now did they?
04:49What?
04:51What's wrong with shark skin?
04:53More like gay skin, how about?
04:55What?
04:56Yeah.
04:58Snap.
04:59Right, let's talk about Chuck Gronley.
05:03No, leave that man out of this.
05:05You feel inadequate because he has plenty of clarity,
05:08organization, charm, and knowledge.
05:12GM.
05:14Yeah, he's got a lot of that already.
05:17Therefore, he's able to say to Prudence,
05:20be loving and open-hearted with my emotions.
05:24GM.
05:27You better stop right there.
05:30Blown is a good way to remember that.
05:32Blown, yeah.
05:34Blown, yeah.
05:36Blown.
05:37Blown.
05:38You should stop.
05:40Well, I'm sure you're sick of this.
05:42I know Prudence has had it up to here with Grande.
05:46You know what?
05:52I can't move my body!
05:54It is an Indian martial art known as how to hurt a guy.
05:58I am poking your third eye.
06:00And if I twist my thumb, I can make you crap yourself.
06:03So what do you want me to do?
06:05What I need is to get you to follow my method, drama.
06:09We must distract you from your emotional pain,
06:11regress you back to your childhood.
06:13We must adjust your negativity, mature you,
06:15and put it all into action.
06:17If you follow my method, not only will you win Stanley's cup,
06:21but you will also get Prudence back.
06:24You think this will work?
06:25Depends.
06:26Depends on what?
06:27No, you might want to pick up some depends.
06:29I may have twisted my thumb.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Check for coins.
06:33Think fast.
06:34Drama!
06:36Ha ha ha!
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