Canadas Drag Race - Season 6 Episode 02 Yachty Girls
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, no one will be going home this week.
00:16That's what it's all about.
00:18I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:20We're never going to get along.
00:21We're not going to be best friends.
00:23Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:25You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:26Girl, I don't talk about you.
00:27I don't think about you.
00:28Girl.
00:28Van Gogh, gondragulations.
00:31Holy fuck.
00:46I'm a winner.
00:48Clock it.
00:49Winning week one was amazing.
00:51I won money.
00:52Paula Abdul was there.
00:53I lived in Brooklyn Heights.
00:54Girl, what the fuck?
00:56How does that feel?
00:59I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
01:02Can I say something to the room, y'all?
01:03I just want to...
01:04Oh!
01:06Bitch.
01:06Yeah!
01:09Bitch, she's back!
01:11She's back!
01:11The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:16Is it looking at us?
01:17What does it say?
01:18We are very afraid!
01:21Now we get to play the role of the judge, and we get to have an input on where people stand
01:27and who gets to move on.
01:28I can't believe she's back.
01:29That's major.
01:31We've all seen the beaver be used.
01:33Does anyone have a strategy?
01:34Or do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:38I hope so.
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:40Paula's like, looking for an alliance.
01:44A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:49Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mindfuck.
01:52Wait, y'all, can I say something?
01:53Yeah.
01:53Dulce.
01:54Dulce.
01:55Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:57Yeah, yeah, there we go.
01:58I just want to say, I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blunt, sometimes
02:04rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
02:06I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
02:08I do not hate you.
02:09I do not dislike you.
02:10I really just don't know you.
02:12I won't.
02:14That was so corny boots.
02:16That was giving it Caucasian.
02:18Oh my God, why did I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
02:21Bitch, you got to glue your wig down, though.
02:23The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshor, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights
02:36with extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
02:50Oh.
02:51Oh, my God.
02:53I knew they had the workroom.
02:54Everybody thought I was going to be at the bottom last week, but, you know, no one at
02:57the bottom, just bottoms, you never care.
03:00Last week was so much fun.
03:01How are we feeling about this week?
03:04I'm ready.
03:04We are ready.
03:06I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
03:10I feel the exact same.
03:11Like, I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
03:14I'm sorry.
03:15The category was more is more, and I went above and beyond.
03:17But it was all three categories.
03:19Oh, I know.
03:19I'm not done, am I?
03:20So that being said, and I feel like my fucking music video, I ate that down, too, and my
03:26entrance.
03:26So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
03:28Woo!
03:29Now that everybody's been safe for week one, you can feel the tension rising.
03:35How are you feeling this morning?
03:38Babe, I feel so good.
03:39Good.
03:40I feel, like, so comfortable around everyone now.
03:42Like, honestly, I'm about to have sex with everyone here.
03:45Yay!
03:46I can't hear the end.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:48Woo!
03:49Let's go, diva.
03:50Oh, my God.
03:51Canada.
03:52Tina and I are ready to hand her.
03:54Ahoy, Yachty Girls.
03:57Ahoy!
03:58Yay!
03:58Yay!
03:59This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
04:04Ship happens, but if you stay sea-sickening, you ain't got to get sea-sickening.
04:11Hi!
04:11Yay!
04:12Okay.
04:13We're going maritime up in here.
04:14What does that mean?
04:16Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
04:18Oh, thank you.
04:24Hello.
04:25Carson fucking Cressley?
04:28Season six has some tricks.
04:30Girl, what?
04:31Permission to come aboard?
04:33Yes!
04:35Oh, my God.
04:36Come on, Red.
04:37Oh.
04:38Nice to meet everybody.
04:39Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while, so I hope that's okay.
04:45Whoa.
04:46That's a board.
04:47Yes.
04:47Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week, I am sure you're up for some R&R.
04:54Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks, because we're about to go cruising.
04:58Yes!
04:59Yes!
05:02Like on a boat.
05:03Oh!
05:04What?
05:05For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise lines.
05:11Okay.
05:12But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
05:15We're looking for three groups of four.
05:17So find your sailors now.
05:20Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21Oh!
05:21Oh, let's do it, let's do it.
05:22Okay, where's?
05:23This is gonna be...
05:24We're fucking great.
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26Yeah.
05:26I feel this.
05:27That was so quick.
05:28Did you pre-select those?
05:29No.
05:30No.
05:31I have Velma Jones, Van Gogh, and Saltina.
05:34Three of them were in the top, and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
05:40Three tops for one bottom, the odds are in my favor.
05:44Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, E.M., and Ebony.
05:49Your cruise theme is singles at sea.
05:52Where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
05:55Okay.
05:58Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
06:01Your cruise theme is self-care sisters.
06:03Oh.
06:04Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
06:08Oh.
06:09That's so good for you.
06:10Mm-hmm.
06:11And last but not least, Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramel.
06:15Your cruise theme is the Golden Gaze.
06:18Oh.
06:19A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
06:22I think that's me, actually.
06:25We'll give you a free ticket.
06:27Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown or land you on the poop deck?
06:33Racers, anchors away, and may the best drag queen swim.
06:37Swim!
06:38Woo!
06:39Woo!
06:40Woo!
06:41Woo!
06:42Woo!
06:46Oh, my gosh.
06:47Bitch, we're going cruising.
06:48We're going cruising.
06:49We're going cruising.
06:50We're going cruising.
06:51I'm so happy with the crew.
06:52We get the self-care sisters cruise.
06:55Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing, so I'm really, really excited.
06:59Have you guys ever acted before?
07:01Well, yes.
07:02Well, yes.
07:03Okay.
07:04Not really.
07:05You don't?
07:06I'm acting, acting, acting, but I work with a lot of people I don't like, so I act like
07:10I'm fine with them.
07:11I feel like you.
07:12All my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than I do, but I know
07:16I can kill this.
07:17This is my moment, and I'm going to take it.
07:19Let's pretend that you abandoned the makeup.
07:20She had anger.
07:21Feed her ass.
07:22Feed her ass.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Can I just say right off the bat, I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
07:28I am so excited about acting challenges.
07:31I'm teamed up with the funniest people I think there is in the room.
07:34Honestly, you are a crazy nutball, but you also have a social media presence that I think
07:39is going to come very handy here.
07:41Okay.
07:42I love to fake it.
07:43I love to act.
07:44I just feel like it's such an escapism from reality.
07:48You're a different person.
07:49You're acting.
07:50I'm acting right now.
07:52I kind of have a concept idea, and I want to hear what y'all think, okay?
07:58Okay, okay.
07:59Maybe it could be for, like, hard-working moms.
08:02The subtext is, it's actually a cult.
08:04It gives us juice to play with.
08:06It does.
08:07I love juice.
08:08Beyond the self-care.
08:09Like, I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom, like, yeah.
08:11How about I be the cruise director who's, like, directing?
08:14I love.
08:15Who's, like, guiding us through the meditations and all that?
08:17Exactly.
08:18Our cult, sorry, cruise is all about recruiting people,
08:23and we're setting sails to the seas.
08:25Get into the zen of it all.
08:28Maybe we can just be, like, do a deep breath and go...
08:31Why isn't it just that?
08:34SS.
08:35SS.
08:36Oh, I love that.
08:38We are working very well together.
08:40Everyone is bringing ideas, and we know what we're doing.
08:43My cruise has a whole vibe.
08:46If you started with a close-up, if it pans away and there's something on the lower half of you, that's off.
08:51Nice.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Like, you're not wearing pants or...
08:55But it's hard to start with a close-up.
08:59You have to...
09:00Yeah, that's true.
09:01In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder,
09:06and she is just not here for anything that she didn't think of, to be honest.
09:10Should everyone be a voiceover then?
09:11No, that's it.
09:12That's weird.
09:13I think what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes,
09:16and then while the other people are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
09:18No, no.
09:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:20No, no, no.
09:21We do it, like...
09:22What is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
09:25We're just talking.
09:26We're just footballing ideas.
09:28Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
09:30Wait!
09:31I don't have to do that.
09:32What?
09:33Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
09:35No.
09:36No, no, no, no.
09:37Oh, yeah.
09:38Don't do that.
09:39Velma is just stressed.
09:40Like, just a perfect word.
09:41Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
09:43Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
09:45That's why we were doing the commercial.
09:46I feel like the most important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling
09:50is something that...
09:51If it pans away and there's something on the lower half of you, that's off.
09:54Nice.
09:55Yeah.
09:56You're not wearing pants or...
09:58But it's hard to start with a close-up.
10:01To a close-up?
10:02Yeah, you have to establish where you are.
10:04Yeah, establish the moment, establish...
10:06Yeah, that's true.
10:07In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder and she is just not here
10:14for anything that she didn't think of, to be honest.
10:16Should everyone be a voiceover then?
10:17No, that's it.
10:18That's weird.
10:19I think what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes and then while the other
10:23people are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
10:25No, no.
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27No, no, no.
10:28We do it like...
10:29What is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:31We're just talking.
10:32We're just footballing ideas.
10:34Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:36Wait!
10:37No, no, no.
10:38Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:42No, no, no, no.
10:43Oh, yeah.
10:44Don't do that.
10:45Velma is just stressed.
10:46Like, just a perfect word.
10:47Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
10:49Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
10:51That's why we were doing the commercial.
10:52I feel like the most important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're
10:56selling is something that people want to come to.
10:58I think also playing into, like, the funny part.
11:00Puns and jokes and, like, hidden messages and stuff.
11:02Yeah.
11:03That really caters to, like, old queer people.
11:06I don't really know that many older, like, queer people in my life in general.
11:09That's actually fair.
11:10I had to think about it.
11:11And maybe it's because I don't go out of my way or just our paths haven't crossed,
11:15but, like, I hope they do.
11:17I don't know if you guys know this, but my dad's queer.
11:19I didn't know that.
11:20I did not know that.
11:21I, like, kind of just recently found out that he was my dad, like, three, four years ago.
11:26At the age of 19, I found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father.
11:30Somebody reached out, like, hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:33Fast forward.
11:34We did a DNA test.
11:35Turns out he was my father.
11:36And that was just, like, a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:40And, like, I grew up in, like, a very religious household.
11:42So, like, to find out that I had a queer father, like, completely, like, changed my life.
11:46Wow.
11:47And he's been so supportive of me being here and my drag.
11:49And it's, like, a complete 180.
11:50I didn't know that.
11:51That's actually so sweet.
11:52That's awesome.
11:53I had, like, no idea.
11:54I won Ottawa's X-Rex Superstar, and he surprised me and showed up with flowers.
11:58He also used a new drag, like, back in the day, too.
12:00No way!
12:01I was so happy because it was for the first time that I felt like someone in my family was seeing the real me.
12:08He just inspires me so, so much.
12:10So, I'm definitely going to play into him.
12:12But he's also only, like, 45.
12:13So, it's...
12:14Oh, yeah.
12:15Bitch, I want to meet Papa Caramel, honey.
12:18You there.
12:19Single.
12:20Bad.
12:21Alone.
12:22Cry no more.
12:23Let me tell you about our services.
12:24And that's where we would put a little voiceover.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Yeah.
12:27The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:30There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:32Like, we could be, like, welcome to our food court where we have da, da, da.
12:38And it's only, like, oysters.
12:40Dark chocolate.
12:41Pineapple.
12:42Pineapple.
12:43Mandatory.
12:44Edible lube.
12:45Edible condom.
12:46A pep talk with pep talk.
12:48Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:50Gooning.
12:51Gooning coach.
12:52I just have this feeling that this is too sexual.
12:58Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:01I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:04Yeah.
13:05So, let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:07We're selling the cruise, right?
13:09I love our concept and, like, that, but is it sexual or is it single?
13:13Oh, my God.
13:14My parents are going to watch this.
13:15Ah!
13:16Hello, pit crew!
13:18Hello, queens.
13:19Hello.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:21Hello.
13:22Bienvenue.
13:23Oh, my goodness.
13:24These boys are so fine.
13:26Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:28Hello.
13:29I'm over here.
13:30Hello.
13:31We are going to start with the singles cruisers and the rest of you beautiful creatures can have a seat right here.
13:37Feel free to heckle.
13:39No, I'm kidding.
13:40Don't do that.
13:41Lights.
13:42Go.
13:43Action.
13:44Our group is coming in first, and we are ready to set that bar.
13:48All right.
13:49Your time starts now.
13:50Here he is.
13:51Hit it, divas.
13:52Are you tired of being left unwrapped?
13:54So single and sad, you just want to get bread.
13:58Look no further.
13:59You got nothing to lose.
14:00And welcome aboard.
14:02Don't lose my cruise.
14:04Who went the second to the last line?
14:06Was it Hazel?
14:07Me.
14:08I would be careful about your diction.
14:09Got it.
14:10And the same for Paolo as well.
14:12Just be careful that we can really understand what you're saying.
14:15Got it.
14:16Lovely.
14:17All right.
14:18What scene is next?
14:19Okay, so I am Goonologist.
14:20Hello, boys.
14:21Are you ready to come to set?
14:23And action.
14:24Take a bite.
14:25It tastes so good.
14:27Food's so yum.
14:29It'll make you wanna...
14:31Thanks, boys.
14:44That was great.
14:45I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:48All right.
14:49What's next?
14:50Hey.
14:51Oh, hello.
14:52Okay, and what's the set up here?
14:54I'm just talking shit.
14:56Okay.
14:57Let's give it a whirl.
14:59And action.
15:00Just drink the touch.
15:01I'm feeling lit.
15:02God, Daddy.
15:03I love this.
15:05What?
15:08Take the thing out.
15:09Take it out.
15:10Take it out.
15:11I mean, I think that's a funny gag.
15:12Pun intended.
15:13I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:16And then you get the funny, and then you also get our viewers to understand what you're saying.
15:21Action.
15:22No drink the touch.
15:23I'm feeling lit.
15:24He he he.
15:25God, Daddy.
15:26I love this shit.
15:27He he he.
15:28Okay.
15:29Girl, what?
15:30The singles at sea heard my lisp and said, how can we make our voices harder to understand
15:41than Vance?
15:42Um, and they all accomplish that.
15:45What do you think?
15:46I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
15:51Got it, Hazel.
15:52Got it.
15:53The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love, not looking to get fucked.
15:56Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
15:59And action.
16:00Take those pills so you can have all those thrills.
16:04All prepped up and ready to take it off the ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
16:12That's great.
16:14And this is all, this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise.
16:17Yes?
16:18Yes.
16:19Okay.
16:20Got it.
16:21I know it's the singles cruise.
16:22It's just sounding like the, um, the slutty sex cruise.
16:25Okay.
16:26Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise and I shit myself.
16:30We did too much.
16:32Sorry, mom.
16:33All right.
16:34That's time.
16:35Thank you so much.
16:36All right.
16:37We will welcome up our self care sisters.
16:39Okay, great.
16:40Now who did the writing?
16:41Who's kind of in charge?
16:42We all came up with our shit.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Velma was so good at writing it down, but we all have our own characterizations, our own
16:50material.
16:51All the storyboard ideas.
16:52So Velma had a pen.
16:53Velma had a pen.
16:54No.
16:55No, no, no.
16:56She knew how to write.
16:57Velma kept us on top.
16:58Oops, sorry.
16:59I did the storyboard.
17:00It's like all of my ideas, like for the concept and everybody just share.
17:05Okay.
17:06So you came up with the overall creative and then they kind of contributed each of their
17:09segments and their dialogue.
17:10Just the technicality of it.
17:11Yeah.
17:12The overall creative.
17:13Okay.
17:14And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:15Yeah.
17:16Yes.
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Okay.
17:21Great.
17:22They're definitely going to fight after this.
17:24Your time starts now.
17:26I'm going to start back here.
17:27I'm the cruise ship director.
17:29Okay.
17:30It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:33And you're going to hit the gong.
17:34I am.
17:35The.
17:36I think that's so funny.
17:37Are you ready?
17:38Um, yes.
17:39Can I get a line reminder just to, just to start off?
17:41Hello.
17:42Welcome aboard SS.
17:43Ugh.
17:44Okay.
17:45And action.
17:49Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:54Welcome aboard.
17:55Welcome aboard.
17:56SS.
17:57Uh.
17:58Oh, right.
17:59Sorry.
18:00Let's start over.
18:01Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:07Van and Velma's conflict right before we start.
18:10Okay.
18:11Did rattle me.
18:12But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:17Would you like to be taken away?
18:20Join our cruise and let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:28Great.
18:29That was very good.
18:30Word.
18:31Word.
18:32Okay.
18:33We should probably move on.
18:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:35Let's do it.
18:36I'm gonna be like a really busy business woman.
18:38Right, right.
18:39And it's a voiceover, so it's like.
18:41It's all completely voiceover?
18:43Yeah, it's just like, let's see from a.
18:45No, the beginning part is voiceover.
18:47This part is not voiceover.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah, yeah.
18:50Give it.
18:51Okay.
18:52Let's see.
18:53It is voiceover.
18:54I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
18:57Van looks frustrated.
18:59She looks pissed.
19:01But I know I'm a powerhouse in acting.
19:04So I will just lean with that and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:11I'm a highly busy woman.
19:13I know that's time for this ship.
19:16Oh, God.
19:17Oh, God.
19:18Oh, God.
19:19Oh, God.
19:20Oh, God.
19:21Oh, God.
19:22That worked.
19:23Great.
19:24I think we should keep moving.
19:25Action.
19:26My name is Samuel Andre.
19:27I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:31If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:36Great.
19:37Are you happy with that?
19:38I'm very happy with that.
19:39Okay.
19:40Okay.
19:41Let's move on.
19:42Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:46What's, like, turbulence?
19:47But, like, I don't know.
19:48It was rocking.
19:49The boat was .
19:51Join us on the SFN.
19:57Okay, that's your time.
20:02Hello, my golden gays.
20:04Hey, Tarzan.
20:05Hey, Tarzan.
20:06So, who did what in this team?
20:08We literally all did everything.
20:10We were all pitching ideas.
20:11Yeah, we split everything.
20:12We all wrote everything down.
20:13Maya, you feel good?
20:14I feel good, yeah.
20:15I feel good.
20:16We're going to try not to get, like, mad at each other and stuff.
20:18Okay.
20:19Oh, the shade.
20:20Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:23Oh, okay.
20:24Hold on one second.
20:25Hold on one second.
20:26I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:27What the fuck was that?
20:28What the fuck was that?
20:29What the fuck was that?
20:30You said you came up with the whole sense of?
20:31No.
20:32I said...
20:33He said that.
20:34He said that.
20:35And then she said yes.
20:36We'll do this later.
20:37We'll do this later.
20:38And action.
20:39We are your cruise directors on the S.O.S.
20:52Seniors on C.
20:57I'm having a literal blast.
21:00We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
21:04I am, like, looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of, ah, and I'm
21:09just feeling so good.
21:10We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:13Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
21:16Great.
21:17I don't think you can do any better.
21:22Okay.
21:23All right.
21:24We can move on.
21:25Great job.
21:26This song is from the 1940s.
21:28I think that's when RuPaul was born.
21:31This song used to be hip in my day.
21:33Oh.
21:34Oh.
21:35My hip.
21:36Oh.
21:37Wait, what?
21:38What?
21:39Can you twerk on the walker?
21:40Yeah.
21:41We can do that.
21:42Just have fun with this.
21:43This is so stupid.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last, because it probably is here at
21:48the S.O.S.
21:50Seniors on C.
21:54And that's your time.
21:55Thank you so much.
21:56Woo!
21:57Okay, now we can we go.
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22:38leader of the the team that's not what i said i just wanted to say what i would i did and maybe
22:44it came out wrong i don't know at this part i was like oh my god i don't understand nothing that is
22:49going on it's really a loss in translation i think i just wanted to assure that it was clear that i
22:56did more on the part of the storyboard that was the only thing and i hope she understood that but
23:01i don't think so what i remember hearing was carson saying who was the leader of the group
23:07and we were all saying you well can i speak please yeah yeah then carson said so the overall
23:13concept was your idea and i heard you say yes the overall concept was my idea no and that's when i
23:19said well no i think we all contributed to the overall concept because i feel like we did really
23:23work collaboratively on the entire script the entire script everything was collaborative it's
23:30hard for me to speak in english and everybody was talking and i'm like i don't understand everything
23:36i don't know what is going on i totally understand vin why you would be upset and i also get where
23:41you're coming from as well because like i didn't know english when i first came here you have to
23:44think in one language and then speak it in a different one i loved working with you guys
23:50collaboratively obviously in the moment it happened i'll say i got really stressed out i i'm just somebody
23:55who like if i feel something i wear it all over my body i'm sure you all have realized no not at all i get
24:02it i'll be more patient with you no but i'm i'm hopefully okay i'll stop before i react van goss
24:09starting to chime in with like oh we all worked on it this is already her second like tiff with
24:14someone you know so it's like at one point you need to see that you kind of are the problem
24:19don't like she's got some healing to do because like she's a sickening bitch you know but she's also
24:24a bitch well ladies i think we should get ready for this runway because you guys are looking a little
24:30gray oh i am seasick my girl
24:39how do we feel about like that conversation i really want to like interject but like these
24:45bitches like don't know when to like let another girl talk you just need to like put your hand down
24:50and say i have something to say to you but the thing is like i don't need a moment that night you
24:54know not that you need a moment but i mean the way that you've let me in i want other people to be
24:59let in like that and understand you i understand paula i do she's so funny and she's so genuine and
25:07sweet and she listens and i do be talking a lot
25:14this is a lot harder than i thought it was gonna be um but is anybody else missing friends and family
25:21i'm very fortunate and i know this is rare that like i have a family that supports me and my dad and
25:26i like growing up i wasn't really close with him oh god oh babe he's been there like he doesn't come
25:34to my shows and we're so okay with that like i girl i'm like in a g-string and a brawl like
25:39taking your ass for like literally like i'm like a stripper it's fine but it's more the fact that like
25:44behind the scenes we call every day and like he helped me build my drag room my drag studio and like
25:51he's been there and like my mom too like you know like she's been there to help and support me and
25:56i know i'm so lucky hazel they love you you have one of the greatest families it's so so important
26:03to have like that loving support system i was like the parents of my parents um a lot of toxicity my mom
26:13was having alcoholism and it was all me my fault my fault always always so like my family when i was
26:20growing up like we came from mexico and they were immigrants and um my father was very um like abusive
26:27towards me physically if i dropped like a glass of water or if i missed a school bus like i would get
26:33beat constant and i still don't talk to my dad like at all like i remember when i would first move out like
26:39the city was small so like if we saw each other like i saw them like shopping we would just walk
26:44by like we didn't know each other what and i think that's why sometimes i'm like so quiet or like so
26:51reserved it's because like and i'm sure like everyone else like this isn't a joke to me like no this is
26:57my life i've given up literally like everything because i don't have aunts or uncles i don't have
27:04anybody here i have just me and like you saying that he was saying like how appreciative you are
27:10like that makes me so happy because i i i think something that like kind of gets me going is like
27:15when like queer people who have such good families will be like oh i have to go see my family or like
27:19oh they're so annoying they're so they love my drag so much and i'm like you have no idea how lucky
27:25you are to even have that so like just be happy like you said and appreciate it and you're so loved
27:30here thank you for sharing no like thank you and like that because i also see you be reserved and
27:37like that and that's why i always come up to you like that because i want you to be down
27:41bitch our girl on the challenge literally we heard 24 7 right when you walk down and you're like yeah
27:49wait wait can we all do the dulce titty shake
28:11good girl put the face in your walk head to toe let your whole body talk gorgeous yes so hot
28:27that's blonde ambition welcome to the captain's quarters of canada's drag race she's my forever
28:33life preserver it's tracy melshor hey girl hey brooklyn oh my god tracy i am so on board with this look
28:40and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead not a soul can dock that's right and x always marks his
28:47spot it's style superstar carson kressley thanks for having me i'm so happy to see you how are you
28:53adjusting to canada oh gosh i'm having a really hard time with the accent what accent i don't i don't
28:58understand you what oh sorry about it and she's forever making waves it's makeup maven glamzilla
29:06what's up brooklyn how do you like my mug oh i think you went a little overboard this week we
29:13challenged our queens to make a splash in cruise commercials racers start your engines and may the
29:20best drag queen win
29:25category is in the shadows
29:31first up van gogh this week i have not only one place to critique but two teddy a little bit of
29:39childhood nightmares a little bit of possessed teddy bear cute and cuddly and a little gothic and evil
29:45kind of mixed together i wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch but today on the runway i thought
29:50i'd try it out and i said let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house you are wrong
29:57next saltina shaker oh this look represents staring your inner demons in the face and making them
30:06glamorous when i was 16 years old i was in a car accident which left me riddled with scars for so long
30:12i didn't want to show anybody my scars but now i want people to look here i wanted to look how trauma
30:19looks when it's transformed into love and i think i did that sammy landry when i heard what lurks in the
30:28shadow i immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway bitch i am from new brunswick
30:35look at all that carcass every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones this deer she might
30:43have been hit by a car but she's still gonna hit up that party velma jones i present to you my other
30:50ass oh johnny here's johnny with this look i wanted the judges to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen
31:01my king community is so beautiful and they are all so creative and so fierce and i think if i can
31:09make them proud i'm really happy star doll oh i'm facing my fears right now as an aswang the mythical
31:20creature from the filipino folklore that scared me so much as a kid caught in a bat romance this look is
31:27giving horrifying terrifying creepy creature and i am thirsty for that win when i said wing woman i
31:37didn't really mean this dulce i'm dripping onto this runway as la llorona a mexican legend who long
31:46story short was going to her wedding day ended up having to kill her kids and then her partner was
31:51like you know what i'm good girl same these tears are coming straight from my eyes and i am still
32:04dripping from the swamp trying to find my next prey oh this reminds me i need to get an oil change
32:12now maya fox for this look i am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror honey can we all just pause
32:19and take a moment to reflect she preys on vanity if you dare look into her mirror she captures that
32:27soul i've got horns they are rhinestones i am giving you glam i am giving you spooky and i am giving you
32:34finesse and that's the vanity caramilk guess who's fat in the house
32:40the wings are huge i think they weigh more than me i'm literally dying walking down this runway
32:54and so much pain but i'm trying not to show it i want to show the judges that i'm not just a one trick
32:59but i think i know her we used to hang paulo perfection all of my life i was told you could
33:09be wearing a trash bag and you still look fabulous as i'm walking the runways oh my goodness it can
33:15fill off embarrassing yikes then i'm on the other side oh two cups wow you can pay her in trash or
33:22credit that is embarrassing oh babe i just gave birth oh it's a garbage bundle of joy coup de gras
33:32a banana fucking falls off tragic talk about junk in the trunk and now hazel oh i think i see her pink
33:43pony club i am a witchy kelpie a folklore tale from my scottish roots it is a horse shapeshifter
33:52that lures humans back to a body of water and it takes their lives i am feeling so
33:58fucking spooky in this look i am coming to haunt you i'm coming to eat you and i'm coming to bring
34:03you back to my swamp to make it nasty i'd kill for her bone structure ebony labelle you know what goes
34:09bump in the night it's her damn inner saboteur okay you've cat to be kidding me right meow i am serving
34:16gothic glamour hood baddie don't look at me i'm a vampire i didn't want to give too much of a monster
34:26because i let the girls do that themselves with those muds i hope she's not a sore loser
34:33and finally pm oh this runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares they have had sleep paralysis
34:42their entire life and i want to create a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have
34:47this happen to them again talk about a walking nightmare i really want to look scary but i also
34:53want to look elegant and beautiful because not all nightmares need to be ugly mom can you pick me up i'm
35:01scared welcome queens and happy halloween it's time your commercials hit open water first up it's
35:12palo perfection hazel ebony labelle and pm with their cruise commercial for singles are you tired of
35:20being left all red so single and sad you just want to get bread look no further you got nothing to lose
35:28and welcome aboard you want to sneak peek at some of our amenities well look no further check it out with
35:41our resident goonologist take a bite it tastes so good food's so yummy it'll make you
35:49let's talk prep with miss foxy doxy don't be silly take those pills and get ready for all them thrills all
36:06prepped up and ready to take it up the oh oh oh oh oh oh oh check out our singles mixer and taste the elixir
36:16blue strings attached i'm feeling rich gosh dang it i love this ship cruise package includes free lube
36:27free therapy
36:36okay next up it's our self-care sisters
36:41i'm saltina shaker and welcome aboard the ss
36:50are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life would you like to be taken away
36:56join our co-cruise and let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay
37:05let's fire those idiots i'm a highly busy woman how do that time for this ship
37:19do you stress more than you stretch
37:22want to be serviced float to our massages on board i'm told i stare too much like a sailor let's get
37:36to it
37:39yeah don't be scared i got a bevel for brooklyn oh yeah
37:43my name is sammy andre i've been addicted to cigarette since i've been a baby if i smoke one more
37:55cigarette i might die change the tides on your old bad habits
38:01our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere
38:10join us
38:17worth all the fighting
38:19and finally our golden gaze
38:21and my name is caramel and we are your cruise directors here at the sos seniors on scene
38:36we know you golden gays love your white parties which is ironic because we're the ones hosting it
38:43so come on down and groove at the silent dance party this song was huge in the 1940s
38:51i think that's when rupaul was born oh this song used to be hip in my day oh my hip huh huh huh
39:01and we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching
39:08oh god damn look at that cockatoo
39:13gertrude what are you looking at and bitch you know we were not talking about that bird
39:18i love you gertrude come here oh oh after a long exhausting day come on down to our soap opera
39:28viewing party you might get lucky and be able to spend it with someone else everyone on this cruise
39:33is treating it like their last because it probably is here at the sos seniors on c
39:45based on your commercials and runway presentations the judges have made some decisions
39:51when i call your name please step forward star doll
39:55maya fox ebony labelle pm caramel van goth
40:06you are all safe
40:10you may leave the stage thank you
40:13the rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week it is now time for the judges
40:22critiques first up saltina shaker saltina uh does your back hurt a little i thought so because you
40:31carried that commercial oh i don't think that you were super confident when you started the challenge
40:37but it worked every second you are the through line you were the messaging of that commercial
40:43i love the cult angle i thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care i love the ss
40:48ah and i loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial you were always there with your gong for it
40:53so talk to me about being in the shadows with this piece i was in a car accident when i was 16 years old
41:00and this lovely lovely piece represents the scars that i have underneath this outfit i used to hate
41:09them you know i think the hardest part about living honestly is taking a look at the shadows that you
41:16have inside of you i i love them now so many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough
41:24because of things that we thought were ugly you know and you realize when you can take that out from
41:30the darkest recesses of your soul and and throw it on the stage that's when beautiful art is created
41:37so thank you for sharing and and and thank you for being so brave thank you do with me
41:48next up sammy landry hi in your commercial i thought that your character had potential i just
41:54did not feel that you reached it and i saw you were trying to have fun with it i just needed more
41:58from you during your acting challenge you gave up all the screen time to saltina and i don't remember
42:04you it was always the same very monotone delivery you have no inflection but it was actually quite
42:09charming it was like i've been smoking since i was baby like it never changed you're funny without
42:15trying to be funny you can't buy that so just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next
42:22time i enjoyed the runway look but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me i wish the
42:27gown reached the floor and i know you're going for like a campy look with the you know raquel welch
42:32shake and go wig but you can still be campy and elevated yeah thank you next up the artist formerly
42:39known as velma jones let's talk about velma in your um cruise commercial you got every morsel of charisma
42:47and character out of that you know essentially just kind of like a one line monologue back in my
42:52day we would say you uh chewed the scenery but i think the kids today would say you ate
42:59you didn't have a very big part but i thought you made the most out of every second that you were on
43:04screen and this look is just incredible you had me howling at the runway i had a physical reaction
43:11and you came out with this look this is johnny jones right absolutely want to tell me about johnny
43:16i'm listening well it's full moon tonight oh i think you are someone to look out for every fantasy
43:25that you were selling i'm buying thank you next up dulce hola hola i just have a big note here on my
43:34page that says star uh because you had you had the four c's well there's five but i can't say the fifth
43:40one but the four are comfortable confident charismatic and comedic you're fun you're funny
43:47you're fabulously informative you checked all the boxes so really well done thank you
43:53i thought you did a really really great job and you're just naturally charismatic this look i think
43:58that is a wonderful cultural reference i wish it read a little bit more bridal to me it's a little
44:04bit too swampy and a little bit less bridal if you know what i mean okay i wish you had done a bit
44:09of a spook your makeup because this just looks like your normal pretty mug okay i feel like there's
44:14just too much statements the neckline is a statement the length is a statement the different textures
44:19is a statement and then like the black everywhere is a statement i would love to see you learn to
44:25balance you are already a statement you're the it girl okay up next paulo perfection
44:32in terms of your commercial if i had taken your clip and i had just played it i would have had
44:41no idea we were in a cruise ship commercial and on top of that i couldn't understand a word you were
44:45saying you know i said to you a couple times i was like we really can't understand be really
44:49careful about your addiction and a commercialist communication and if we can't understand the
44:54dialogue we're not going to get anything from it congratulations on the delivery i think that's
45:00the first for the drag race runway a bejeweled baby yes you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous
45:07in it is it enough you know when i think about a trash bag couture i go back to missy elliott big
45:14and moving and i feel like i like the intention behind the trash bag but i would like to see it
45:20more of a of a drag bag something just bigger last but certainly not least hazel hi hi i think my
45:30problem with your performance in the commercial is that it was just silly without structure or a
45:34punchline got it i'm not approved but it got a little bit hypersexual for me yes it did yeah it was
45:41more like an orgy cruise yeah which i'm buying a ticket of course signed up we all we all have
45:46tickets this look i love each piece of this outfit thank you it's really fun and the details are so
45:54good the gloves the nails the jaw piece the facial piece you had on earlier this is a really um fabulous
46:01look thank you i appreciate that based on the judge's critiques we have made some decisions dulce
46:08your performance in the maxi was golden girl velma jones on the runway you really had us howling
46:19saltina our self-care sister you had a sipping on your serena tea
46:25saltina shaker congratulations you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
46:30good to be
46:34you have won five thousand dollars cash courtesy of travel manitoba
46:38golden girl
46:41velma jones on the runway you really had us howling
46:46saltina our self-care sister you had a sipping on your serena tea
46:52saltina shaker congratulations you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
46:57good to be you have won five thousand dollars cash courtesy of travel manitoba
47:10dulce velma great work this week you should both be very proud of yourselves
47:17sammy landry palo perfection and hazel you are the bottom three queens this week
47:24saltina shaker as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver
47:30granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives
47:35you hold the fate of your sisters in your hands
47:40as you untuck the bottom three may plead their case
47:45you may leave the stage
47:46you can't wait to get out of here i know
47:55baby get your train
47:57y'all need to come in here and spill the tea
48:00walking into the work room after the critiques i'm like oh i know everyone's gonna be like oh so how
48:04did it go and i'm like ma'am not well bitch saltina looks happy i won you won oh my god
48:14i feel amazing all the self-doubt that i had i don't need to have space for them in my head
48:21i ain't trying to take no one's moment i'm gagged that you won though because i really thought i was
48:25going to velma but congratulations i am gagged that i was even in the top and i have a very
48:31difficult decision to make y'all mean so much to me i feel a little bit of pressure knowing that
48:38i have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two i don't know what i'm going to do
48:44yet i want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you and i want to hear it from here not from
48:53here hello
49:00first week was tough for me um it was a lot and like this week like my sisters really helped
49:08me to like it's fine like at this point it's a part of the look if i cry i really don't care
49:14babe like i'm literally sitting in a trash bag i don't know i'm just like i don't feel like i'm ready
49:22to go like i just feel like this week i finally started like feeling the sisterhood like i felt
49:28like i was getting out of my head i don't know i am hurting for my sister paula right now i can just
49:37see that like she's turning on her apollo perfection to kind of like mask a little bit
49:42i want her to be here i know she wants to be here and i hope that saltina makes the right decision and
49:47saves her uh sammy follow your heart do what you want with it no tell me i want to hear fight
49:57i love what i give inside you know and so i don't know i'm just feeling so many emotions right now
50:12because i just feel like am am i am i in the right place right now like i don't know i don't know
50:18for some reason i feel like i don't deserve that beaver and that is a voice in my head that i have
50:27to deal with i often feel like i don't deserve things or i always feel like people deserve things
50:31more than me i don't know why i put myself in that place all the time i don't know why i keep
50:38doubting myself you know and that's not the right attitude for this competition but i can't help that
50:46that that's what i'm feeling hazel how do you feel they loved my look they said nothing but great
50:55things about my luck i was one note in my performance i understand that but like i have
51:01so much to prove being here yes i worked my ass off not saying y'all haven't either but like i just
51:08want this i'm hungry i deserve this and i want to be here so many people are expecting great
51:16things for me when i come back and i'm not delivering how i should be and i just don't
51:22know what to do i want to be here i deserve to be here i'm not trying to say that y'all don't
51:27deserve at all either but like i want this so bad and it sucks i'm honestly so sad to see
51:37my sister hazel in the bottom look at me you are such a stellar performer and it hurts to see you
51:45in the bottom like this right now but don't let it bring you down this is my opportunity
51:52unfortunately you have this decision but these nails this is real now there's so many tears so many
52:00emotions and i'm the one that has the power whoever is in that bottom two i want you to
52:08fucking prove it to that world right there prove it it's only one person if i could save them all
52:16i would honestly but this is a competition now and somebody has to go home
52:20i might sneeze bless you a lucky sneeze
52:42saltina shaker heavy is the hand that holds the beeper
52:46who do you want to save from the chomping block the queen who i've decided to save is
53:00hazel oh my god girl gag i was not expecting that
53:07oh my god
53:15well battle of the buffoon bitch let's fucking give it well i'll be damned
53:21hazel you are out of the woods this week yes i am you may join your sisters at the back thank you
53:27sammy landry paulo perfection i'm sorry but this means that you are both up for elimination
53:40two queens stand before us
53:45prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of raise a little hell by trooper
53:51this is your last chance to impress us and save yourselves from elimination the time has come
54:02for you to lip-sync for your life
54:09oh this is going to be an interesting lip-sync
54:11good luck
54:14good luck and don't fuck it up
54:22raise a little hell
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55:00raise a little hell
55:00raise a little hell
55:01In the end it comes down to your faking
55:07And there's really nobody to blame
55:10But it feels like your ship is sinking
55:13And you're too tired to play the game
55:17Nobody's going to help you
55:23You just gotta stand up alone
55:26And dig in your heels and see how it feels
55:30To raise a little hell of your own
55:33Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
55:39Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
55:46If you don't like what you've got
55:51Why don't you change it?
55:55If your world is all screwed up
55:58Rearrange it
56:00Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:05Raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:10Queens, we have made our decision
56:25Sammy Laundrie
56:32Chate you say
56:33You may join the others
56:42Paolo, you are one of one
56:52You are perfection
56:55Now sashay away
56:59We love you, Paolo
57:02Paolo, you're everything
57:05Well, you win such a much
57:09That was unfortunate
57:15But I found the sisterhood I was looking for
57:19Angel numbers, I love angel numbers
57:22I was definitely robbed of my time
57:25But that's why I'm gonna be robbing these bitches right now
57:27I've got a few suitcases that are empty
57:30I am the universe, the universe is me
57:34Congratulations, queens
57:36You live to slay another day
57:40Now the world has never needed the magic of drag more
57:43So remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
57:48Yeah!
57:49Yes, now let the music play!
57:51Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:11This week is a double feature
58:13Snatch game and design
58:16You get to choose your own adventure
58:19What is going on right now?
58:21Oh my god, we have to choose one
58:23Hello!
58:25Hello!
58:27I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose
58:29What's waiting for this?
58:30Can I give you a hug?
58:31Because I feel
58:32No
58:33I'm in trouble
58:34Now that is how you do snatch game
58:38I would wear this outfit
58:40It was giving Cirque just so gay
58:51Well, let's go
58:52I'm in trouble
58:52To be continued
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