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Act Like You Love Me Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect, my name is Delilah, let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it, I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really?
01:04Look, I'll pay you back, I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:11Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup, she's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her?
01:44Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go?
01:46I have a nail appointment.
01:47Whore!
01:48You do, however, get child support.
01:52Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
01:59Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:12I think it's time you find your own place.
02:14Fine, I want a divorce.
02:16I'm a horrible mother.
02:29My sketches?
02:50Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
02:58Perfect.
03:03Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:28I'm getting bored.
03:29I want to go lie down.
03:30Sure.
03:31I'll keep an eye on things.
03:33The fuck?
03:34You need to get out of my room.
03:35I said you need to get out of my room.
03:37Everyone out.
03:39This is my house.
03:40This is my house.
03:41This is my life.
03:42So get out.
03:43Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:44All right, people.
03:45Party's over.
03:46Let's go.
03:47Party's over.
03:48Let's go.
03:49Party's over.
03:50You need to get out of my house.
03:51You need to get out of my room.
03:54I need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house.
03:58This is my life.
03:59So get out.
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right people parties over let's go parties over
04:33Hey George welcome back hey this is the money that I owe you
04:49What can I get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:55Be back with that okay
04:56Let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:09I don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son your son is
05:16fantastic but benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna hide himself just try to keep your
05:21heart open if not for yourself or benji i think i have an idea okay what is that
05:29i want to hire you you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:37i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know a happy couple
05:43oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but it seems like you need the money
05:55what do you say
05:56deal deal
06:12come on two more last one okay good work yeah hey can i tell you something well that's never good
06:22you ready as ready as i could be i'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed
06:32my help and i agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part
06:39yet but um look man she's super sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real
06:47a totally normal request look man i just need something something different you know i can't
06:54do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this
06:59straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have
07:07happened i got your back boss thanks you know you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another set
07:17oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:25what's this oh no let's do it's not good
07:34urgent child support
07:36last notice of child support must pay we'll not be paying that
07:56i don't know
08:04what the fuck no no no no no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:22why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:36why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink no thank you
08:47i'm fine
08:56this is going to be great
08:59okay
09:02come on benji come on you can do it benji come on
09:07come on benji hit the ball for once let's go benji you're doing great hey tony hey delilah
09:19you're looking good as always looking good as always somebody likes you guys nice with that dribble nice
09:38oh my god that's him
09:39that's who
09:47the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you talking about
09:51he's coming over what are you talking about hey george hey delilah
10:03oh for christ's sake man up boy
10:05don't say that oh my god can i go i'm so bored oh for fuck's sake thank god i have a mani paddy
10:13come on let's get out of here you don't want to say hi to him
10:18no it's a little harsh to say to your kid who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:25delilah's new boyfriend yes yeah we are dating what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:37he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better wow you are such a riot delilah just when i
10:45thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong what's that bud
10:47nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
10:57hey asshole where's the child support
11:03don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:11i think i just wanted in my mouth all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you
11:15tomorrow for the date right yes yes yes our date see you tomorrow
11:25girl you better tell me everything now
11:37no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:42i still think there's a harebrained idea you know this is the first time in my life where i can be
11:48a normal person nobody after my money or my status or what i can do for them
11:54delilah doesn't want anything from me she just wants me to play a role i do have to say it's nice
12:01to see you smile again yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take
12:11janice out to dinner on me hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine nobody
12:19will know who i am that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world and i ain't
12:24taking any chances do not follow me yes boss later
12:43hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:46well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
12:58our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:03oh my
13:15bad plumbing is making the roof leak we have a lousy landlord ah but you look quite nice tonight
13:24why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi
13:33i'm roland the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:41that was so strange i know
13:49well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
13:59uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:11yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner yeah it's pretty good
14:16what are you gonna do uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore
14:23well that's just silly i mean why don't we go together sure sounds good okay
14:33so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the dress
14:48be the bride yeah have my happy ending
14:51and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
15:02then we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is leaking
15:09um my car is useless and i work in a diner so best laid plans i guess
15:19you know you should call my attorney friend he's helped me with some things in the past i think
15:27he can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that you're a friend of mine thank
15:32you yeah of course i will
15:39should probably get back from our date soon split the bill yeah sure uh split the bill
15:50check please
15:59hey bernard this is justin you're going to be getting a call from a woman named delilah james
16:05long story short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support and he works at le style but i can't
16:12fire him or less he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can do is try to help
16:18get some money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks my name is george
16:23thanks ma'am
16:29hey dino yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it sure thing oh while you're at it if you
16:38can buy her a car nothing too fancy though she's not that type of girl and keep everything anonymous
16:44you got it thank you
16:45what's going on someone about the building they're putting on a new roof
16:56what oh my god that's amazing right
17:15what oh my god that's amazing right
17:33so
18:44Anyway...
18:48We need to talk.
18:55I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:03That's her address.
19:04Find me some dirt.
19:05I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:09She's ruining my perfect life.
19:10Okay, ma'am.
19:11You got it.
19:12Yeah.
19:13And don't mess it up.
19:14Come on.
19:16I had a good time.
19:17Yeah, it was fun.
19:18We should do it again sometime.
19:19We should do it again sometime.
19:20We should do it again sometime.
19:21I think we sounded really good.
19:22I think we sounded really good.
19:23But we should practice some more.
19:24We should practice some more.
19:25Just in case.
19:26Sure.
19:27That'd be great.
19:31Good night.
19:32Good night.
19:33Bye.
19:34Bye.
19:35Bye.
19:36Bye.
19:37Bye.
19:38Bye.
19:39Bye.
19:40Bye.
19:41Bye.
19:42Bye.
19:43Bye.
19:44Bye.
19:45Bye.
19:46Bye.
19:47Bye.
19:48Bye.
19:49Bye.
19:50Bye.
19:51Bye.
19:52Bye.
19:53Bye.
19:54Bye.
19:55Bye.
19:56Bye.
19:57Bye.
19:58Bye.
19:59Bye.
20:00Bye.
20:01Good night
20:19The Lila look what they delivered for you
20:22Wait a big truck came today and dropped it off
20:26But when I asked they give me this to give to you it says that you want the best neighbor's sweepstakes I
20:34Didn't enter any sweepstakes
20:38Did you enter some kind of contest not any that I know of oh
20:43Don't look at me look it's got your name on it. Oh
20:47My god
20:49It really does say that car belongs to me
20:52They gave me this to you as well. I
20:59Guess my luck is finally changing
21:08What's ten minus four you know the answer to that dang
21:17Now shoot I left my phone in my bedroom George. Can you get it for me?
21:22Well, I'm just gonna call yeah sure. No problem. Thanks
21:52I
21:56Mission accomplished he's asleep
22:04What
22:06Nothing I just I think that we should practice
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise sure
22:22I think that we should practice kissing I
22:39Think that we should practice kissing
22:45I think that would be a good idea
22:52No
22:54Die
23:02Two
23:03Hope
23:07Would be a good idea
23:08That you
23:08Yeah, we should we
23:09Know
23:10And
23:10You
23:10Should think
23:11We'll be
23:11And
23:12See you
23:12We'll be
23:13We'll be
23:13We'll be
23:13Through
23:14We'll be
23:14We'll be
23:15You
23:16We'll be
23:16Well
23:16We'll be
23:16We'll be
23:17And
23:18They
23:18We'll be
23:19We'll be
23:19We'll be
23:49Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Come on.
24:04Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:11to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay, okay.
24:16No, no, no.
24:17Go, go, go.
24:18Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag. Come on.
24:32We got it.
24:33Okay.
24:38Hurry. Let's go.
24:39Okay.
24:40Hey.
24:46Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:04That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:07Zip, zilch, nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:14Don't shrug him.
25:15Ow!
25:16That hurt.
25:18Dammit.
25:19How dare she?
25:21My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:26Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:31Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:36And all the money goes to me.
25:39I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:43Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:47Ow! Damn it!
25:49Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
25:51But you gotta...
25:52I mean...
25:53Ow!
25:54All right, all right.
25:55I'll handle it. I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:58Consider it done.
26:00Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:19There we go.
26:21We're fucked.
26:29Come on, ref! Give us a break!
26:31Hey, that was a foul!
26:34No.
26:35No, hi.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on.
26:40Off.
26:41Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:57What is it saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:01Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:09Look at me.
27:11Rev, can we have a second?
27:13Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
27:16You can do this.
27:18And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes.
27:25You know?
27:26And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:34And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:40Thanks.
27:40Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:45There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:52All right, buddy.
27:57I can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:03Come on, son.
28:04You can do it.
28:05Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:19Oh!
28:21Oh, yeah!
28:22Oh, my God!
28:23Oh, my God!
28:24Oh, my God!
28:24Oh, my God!
28:24Oh, my God!
28:25Oh, my God!
28:25Oh, my God!
28:25Yes!
28:26Yes!
28:26Yes!
28:26Yes!
28:26Yes!
28:29Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:30I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah?
28:34My company is opening up a third branch, and there's going to be a big party next week, and I was
28:40really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:52Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:12Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:15Okay, can we go?
29:16Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:17Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:18I really fucking...
29:19I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:30And you got your roof fixed.
29:31I wonder who bought the building.
29:33I mean, he seems like a really decent guy.
29:35Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:36Hey, here it is.
29:37Hey, hey!
29:38Whoa, whoa!
29:38No, Mom!
29:39Just...
29:40Please, don't do this.
29:41I have a child at home.
29:42Hey, look, look.
29:43I have money in my back pocket.
29:45You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:46Just turn around.
29:47Come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Just turn.
29:50Fuck.
29:52Damn it.
29:53Listen, sorry.
29:54It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:57Hey, hey, look.
29:58You could just take somebody...
29:59Oh!
30:13Dino!
30:14Thank God, man.
30:14You okay, boss?
30:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:16You okay?
30:17Okay.
30:18Okay.
30:19Wait, you two know each other?
30:24Uh, Dino is my cousin.
30:27Yeah.
30:30But he called you Boss.
30:32Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:35He was a real bossy SOB.
30:38Yeah, that's right.
30:39I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:42Lucky coincidence.
30:44Yeah, very lucky.
30:45Thank you, Dino.
30:47Anytime.
30:48We should go.
30:50Come on.
30:52Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:56I think it will really scare him.
30:57I, um, I, um, I, um, I...
31:02What?
31:04Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:08I think I would maybe...
31:12What's going on?
31:13What's going on?
31:13I'm falling for you.
31:15I'm in love with you.
31:17No, you aren't.
31:18No, you aren't.
31:20Yes, I am.
31:21And what's so wrong with that?
31:23Listen, George.
31:24You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:28Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:32Okay.
31:32The plan worked, okay?
31:35Benji's fine.
31:36He thinks that we're in love.
31:37Yeah, because we are.
31:39No, we aren't.
31:40Yes, we are.
31:41No, love ruins everything.
31:43Okay?
31:44Love was not part of the deal here.
31:47Part of the deal?
31:48What about the other night?
31:51Hmm?
31:52The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:55Are you serious?
31:57Yeah.
32:01Whatever, Delilah.
32:02I did.
32:02I'm not that type of guy.
32:04But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:06Oh!
32:09I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:12Delilah.
32:14Whatever.
32:15You know I'm gonna go.
32:29Hey, boss.
32:30How about I heat you up some soup?
32:32Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:33Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:37You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want,
32:41and that actually is not even what they wanted.
32:45And women are trouble.
32:46That's the bottom line.
32:47That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:49I'm sorry, man.
32:51No, it's fine.
32:52Dino, you should go home.
32:55Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:58Yes, sir.
32:59And you should cherish her.
33:01Yes, sir.
33:02Yeah.
33:02Yeah.
33:02It's got a good one.
33:07It's got a good one.
33:08I don't know.
33:38There's nothing in here.
33:52Oh, jeez.
34:05Tell me what you got.
34:32What you got?
34:34I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:37He had some goon there.
34:38He came out of nowhere.
34:40What?
34:43They've seen my face.
34:45I gotta have to lay low for a while.
34:47You idiot!
34:48I told you to do one thing!
34:50Get out!
34:51I told you to do everything on my own!
34:53You should've saw it make the guy noise.
34:55You idiot.
35:03Hey, sexy.
35:04Hey.
35:05I...
35:06What is it?
35:07What's wrong?
35:10Okay.
35:11I have to show you something.
35:13You can't laugh, okay?
35:15What?
35:16Of course.
35:17Anything for you, Boopy.
35:19What?
35:20Cher, they're...
35:21They're actually amazing.
35:22So you'll pitch it?
35:23Of course.
35:24Yeah.
35:25Yeah, it will.
35:26Thank you, Boopy.
35:27Wow.
35:28Incredible.
35:57Boopy.
35:58Mama's in the mood.
35:59Boopy.
36:00Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:04Oh.
36:05Oh.
36:06Oh.
36:07Oh.
36:08Oh.
36:09Oh.
36:10Oh.
36:11Oh.
36:12Oh.
36:13Oh.
36:14Oh.
36:15Oh.
36:16Oh.
36:17Oh.
36:18Oh.
36:19Oh.
36:20Oh.
36:21Oh.
36:22Oh.
36:23Oh.
36:24Oh.
36:25Oh.
36:26Oh.
36:31Boopy...
36:35What is it?
36:39Achoo.
36:40Don't wait, no.
36:56George, please call me.
37:05I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:07George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:28Benji misses you.
37:30I miss you.
37:32Call me.
37:37Fine.
37:52Barone, seven o'clock.
37:54This better be important.
38:00Listen.
38:02I really need to talk with you.
38:04Can we get a coffee?
38:07Just a coffee.
38:09Okay.
38:10Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:13See you then.
38:20Hey, Dino.
38:22Yes, boss.
38:23Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:25Can you follow Delilah?
38:27She's been acting a little strange, and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:30Consider it done.
38:32So what is this about?
38:40Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:42No.
38:43I've been thinking about us.
38:49Us.
38:51There is no us.
38:53But there is.
38:55There could be.
38:58When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:04We're a family.
39:05We're the perfect family.
39:09You've got to be kidding me.
39:13How dare you?
39:20How dare you?
39:22Sharon, boopee!
39:23This was not my idea.
39:26You're lying.
39:27You're trying to steal my man.
39:29I already told you.
39:30He's mine, you slut.
39:32Tell her.
39:33This was your idea.
39:34He wants us to get back together.
39:36Oh.
39:37I don't know what you're talking about.
39:39Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
39:41She said it was an emergency.
39:43Something about Benji.
39:44You coward.
39:45She grabbed my hand.
39:48She was begging me.
39:49It was pathetic.
39:51Okay.
40:00Take that, you slut.
40:02I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:05You're a worm.
40:08And you're fucking crazy.
40:10And this man does not pay his child support.
40:20Boopee.
40:21Don't even start.
40:22What the hell is this?
40:23You're embarrassing me.
40:25It's disgusting.
40:25Let's go.
40:26Let's go.
40:27Come on.
40:34Hey.
40:36Hey.
40:38Thank you for meeting with me.
40:40I'm happy to see you.
40:43Yeah.
40:44What do you want, Delilah?
40:47I've been thinking about us.
40:51About our conversation the other week.
40:54And what you said.
40:58Look, I was wrong.
41:01I...
41:01What I said was wrong.
41:03And I made a mistake.
41:05And I was confused.
41:07What do you mean you were confused?
41:08How was dinner last night?
41:12With Andy.
41:14What?
41:15I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:18How do you know about that?
41:20Ah.
41:22So you did have dinner with him.
41:24And you held hands.
41:26How romantic.
41:27Oh my God.
41:28Did you have me followed?
41:29You're not even denying it.
41:32Oh God.
41:33I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:38Yeah.
41:39And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
41:44Right.
41:45Yeah, right.
41:46And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:50But now I realized I was wrong.
41:53You're just an asshole.
41:57And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:04God.
42:05I hope I never have to see you again.
42:15Christ.
42:23Mom?
42:24Yeah, hon.
42:26Can I ask you a personal question?
42:28Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:33Where's George?
42:36George.
42:37You heard me.
42:38Where's George?
42:41Um.
42:42Did he have a fight?
42:45Well.
42:46Did he break up?
42:56Sometimes grown-ups, they...
42:58They have to make decisions.
43:01Well, it's okay.
43:02You broke up.
43:04Don't worry about it.
43:06I'm used to it.
43:08I'm sorry, Benji.
43:11I really am.
43:26What's in your car, George?
43:28Thank you for meeting with me.
43:37Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:40Um, are you here alone?
43:42Yeah, it's Snagat.
43:43Mom's a rocker.
43:44Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:46He does it every time.
43:47Don't tell Mom.
43:49Okay.
43:50I want to talk about Mom.
43:52Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:57Mom was being super sad.
44:00And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:02You know she loves you, right?
44:05Wait, what?
44:06I can tell.
44:09Benji, it's not what you think.
44:10Look.
44:10Your mom hired me to...
44:15I know you've been pretending.
44:17What?
44:17I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:20so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:23Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:25But...
44:25And you love her too.
44:27But there's...
44:27So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:29and please get back together.
44:32Deal?
44:36Deal.
44:36Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:42What?
44:42What?
44:43How are you...
44:43A friend of a friend of an ex
44:45had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
44:48and I couldn't use them and gave them to me!
44:52What?
44:53Wait, that is, like, huge.
44:55Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
44:58I knew.
44:59Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:02And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:06And guess who's going to be my date?
45:09Who?
45:10You silly!
45:11What?
45:11Yeah!
45:13Wait, those are my designs.
45:20What?
45:21Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:23You see?
45:24Oh my God, they do!
45:27We have to go.
45:36Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
45:52Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:55There they are.
45:56Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
46:03we have a very special treat.
46:05Today, after years of secrecy,
46:07Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:12founder, and primary designer.
46:15Oh my God.
46:17We're fucked.
46:18Oh my God.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:23please put your hands together for none other than
46:25Justin Fitzgerald!
46:37Isn't that...
46:38Yes.
46:42George.
46:43George.
46:43George.
46:43George.
46:48Did you know about that?
46:49Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:51But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:54Did you know about that?
46:55Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:57But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:59Not a secret, Milo.
47:01A surprise.
47:03She's almost angry.
47:04Kill Benji.
47:05Wow, I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:10You know they say that the truth will set you free?
47:13Oh my God.
47:14Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time.
47:18In so many years.
47:20And the truth is...
47:22I've fallen deeply in love.
47:26With Delilah James.
47:30The greatest and latest design discovery.
47:33And the love of my life.
47:36Holy fuck.
47:38Damn it.
47:39This isn't fair.
47:41So on this magnificent day,
47:42it is my greatest pleasure
47:43to introduce our premiere line of showing
47:46of wedding dresses
47:47designed by
47:48my love, Delilah.
47:51Disgusting.
48:21Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:37Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:46Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:51Oh, there we go.
49:11Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:21Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:34Yes.
49:35What?
49:38Yes.
49:39You will.
49:40I will.
49:40The clothing was disgusting.
49:57Terror.
49:58Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:02Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:06No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:09No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:11Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:12I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:21Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
50:26not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy, proving that sometimes
50:35the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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