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00:00Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:02What is your room number?
00:04This is such a bad idea.
00:05You're not going to tell anyone.
00:07There's no one to know.
00:08A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:10Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:12My what?
00:12So, what's my name going to be?
00:14Dream.
00:16How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:20What was that?
00:20Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:24I'm in public.
00:25No one is looking...
00:26You don't know that.
00:27Hollander, it's your next season.
00:30Hollander, it's your next season.
01:00Let's go!
01:14Let's go!
01:44Let's go!
01:49Let's go!
02:14Let's go!
02:16Let's go!
02:18Let's go!
02:22Let's go!
02:26Let's go!
02:30You're gonna get out soon
02:32I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:36I know you're up at night
02:41Hunched over your phone like
02:44A tree, a darkly hill
02:47It's crooked from doing bedrides
02:52You say you're lost to seek
02:56All the power in your life
02:59You're washed up around
03:02I'm standing in my light
03:07You're standing in my light
03:10You're sta-
03:11You think I'm pretty
03:21You think I'm pretty
03:23You say you're scarier
03:25Most people do
03:28This is the real world
03:29I'm in love
03:30In spite of everything
03:33I guess there's just no kidding
03:34Nice try
03:37Now get out of the way
03:39Good job
03:41Just take a fucking hit
03:43I said I'll see you
03:44You wanna be up
03:46You wanna be up
03:47Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
03:51Nice try
03:52Get out of the way
03:54You're in our way
03:56Get lost forever
03:58Hey if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:11I'm gonna fucking back
04:13I think you mean fucks with
04:15Buddy
04:16I fucking mean what I mean
04:18You're burning a fake
04:18Rosanoff outside right now
04:20The fuck does that mean?
04:22They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:23You wanna see it?
04:24No thanks
04:24Honestly guys
04:26It doesn't help me focus
04:27Yeah
04:27Mitty
04:28Go be weird somewhere else
04:29I'm not even that
04:31Whatever you need
04:33Captain
04:33Hey Hollander
04:34Can you talk to NBC
04:36And some radio outlets
04:37In late time?
04:40Oh Mr. Hollander
04:42What does Montreal have to do
04:44To win tonight?
04:46Well hockey is a complicated
04:47Nuance game
04:48But it would be helpful
04:49If we scored more fucking goals
04:50Than the other team
04:51And how about that other team?
04:55Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
04:57He had a hat trick last week
04:58And he's almost caught up to you
04:59In the scoring race
05:00Wanna know what he had to say
05:01About that this morning?
05:02No I'll listen if he actually
05:03Catches up to me
05:03Thanks guys
05:04Mmhm
06:41Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:44Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:46You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:47Well, no.
06:49Never in life have I blushed.
06:50Russians do not do this.
06:51You will murder me.
07:09Maybe.
07:10Get in.
07:11Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:18What the fuck?
07:20You were hard, weren't you?
07:22For how long?
07:22The whole game?
07:24You're such a fucking ass.
07:26You missed me, didn't you?
07:28I fucking did it.
07:30And I still beat your ass.
07:31Oh, barely.
07:39Wow, nice place.
07:41Thanks.
07:41I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:49I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
07:54Mr. Businessman.
07:55Shut up.
07:56Mr. Landlord.
07:59You asked.
07:59No, I didn't.
08:14So what do you want me?
08:17In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:19Fuck you.
08:24Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:26No.
08:28I hired someone.
08:29A designer.
08:32You think there is enough?
08:34Such an asshole.
08:37I think maybe you'll like it.
08:40Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:42I had one.
08:44You shouldn't be smoking.
08:45You shouldn't be talking.
08:51Come here.
08:52No, you come here.
08:53No, you come here.
08:54No, you come here.
08:59No, you come here.
09:25Oh, wow, wow.
09:33You think this will be enough?
09:34Fuck off.
09:55Oh, my God.
10:15He's okay.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:44Is he okay?
10:47Oh, my God.
10:52Okay?
11:04Oh, my God.
11:10It's all good.
11:15It's all right.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:39Are you...
11:41Oh, God.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:49What the hell are you...
11:55Oh, my God.
12:05Now the bed's all dead.
12:10What?
12:12Shut up.
12:18I will show it now, okay?
12:20Stay alive.
12:28Stay alive.
12:30Stay alive.
12:34Stay alive.
12:40You killed me, Wander.
12:44I'm dead.
12:46That was so fucking hot.
12:50Worth the wait.
12:54I should go.
13:06I should go.
13:08It's you.
13:10I should go.
13:12It's you.
13:18So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:22Oh, right.
13:24I'm gonna go.
13:26I'm gonna go.
13:28I'm gonna go.
13:30I'm gonna go.
13:32I'll go.
13:34but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:40I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:43My father, yes.
13:45Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:48Cool.
13:49Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
13:53Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
13:56You fucking wish, dude.
13:57Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:05Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:08Such a good drink.
14:10Your cab is definitely here.
14:22Bye.
14:27Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:35For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:38and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:41What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:46A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:49and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
14:52chosen as his country's captain.
14:57All in there.
15:22What's up, motherfucker?
15:22Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:26Be nice, Fonny.
15:27Nice to fucking lost to Latvia.
15:29Did you see that game?
15:30Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:32A debacle.
15:33Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:35Uh, I don't know.
15:36Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:38I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:40Uh-uh.
15:41So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:43Okay.
15:43Trust me.
15:43You look great in Silver, Fonny.
15:45Don't even stress.
15:45Oh, good one.
15:49Does your room have that smell?
15:51Yes.
15:52Yes, it does.
15:53Is it black mold?
15:55Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
15:56Yeah, he's probably right.
15:57The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
15:59All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:01My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:03We're trying together.
16:04Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:06I'd love to show up for him.
16:07Hell yeah, man.
16:08Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:11What do you mean?
16:14Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:16I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:21Hey, here's me.
16:23Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:26Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:27Right, I want to go.
16:33How is that, all right?
16:39I've said you're not safe for me.
16:41You are safe for me.
16:42Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:01Yeah, he did.
17:05I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:12Hey.
17:31I'm not here.
17:32No, I'm not.
17:35I saw you up here.
17:36I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:38Fine.
17:39Go sit down.
17:42We are not anything.
17:46Go away, Holander.
17:54Are you okay?
17:56Please, go.
17:59He didn't answer my text.
18:02No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:05Now you go.
18:07Fine.
18:08Fuck.
18:12I'll see you.
18:19I'll see you.
18:19I'll see you.
18:20I'll see you.
18:22I'll see you later.
18:22You need to cut your back, sir.
18:24Yes, my father.
18:27Minister still wants to meet you today evening.
18:30No matter what.
18:34It's an honor to me.
18:34You have to be proud of it.
18:37After yesterday, you lost...
18:42...Latviy.
18:44...Latviy.
18:46And he was still drinking.
18:48How did you do this?
18:50You're not sad?
18:51Not sad, Otec.
18:52Well, not so.
18:53They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
18:56This is not a game, it's a game.
18:58It's a real shame.
19:00It's a real shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:04Now I play better than when I am.
19:07Our team is damaged.
19:09The team is playing.
19:11Playing?
19:12What is this American absurd?
19:14What is it playing?
19:16You're a captain, you're playing them playing.
19:19You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:27Who is it to you?
19:30Your mother?
19:31Your mother?
19:32She's not able to do this.
19:38No, Otec.
19:41Mom died.
19:42You remember her.
19:45You remember her?
19:48I was in your case.
19:52Where are you, Polina?
19:55In Moscow?
19:57Of course.
20:00We need to go.
20:01We need to go.
20:02We need to go.
20:03We need to go.
20:04We need to go.
20:05We need to go.
20:09We need to go.
20:10We need to meet the minister.
20:13Yes.
20:14You ready?
20:15Let's go.
20:16Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:30We have a prize for all of America to pay for it.
20:34Good, good, good.
20:36It's a good job.
20:38It's a problem with leadership.
20:40It's always a problem.
20:42Leadership.
20:44I'm not too sure.
20:50I'm not too much talking.
20:52You're my angel.
20:54You're talking too much,
20:56especially when it's about hockey.
20:58Only when we're winning,
21:00Papa.
21:01I'm going to bring him to the bar.
21:02He needs to be one more cup.
21:06Look how she's behind you.
21:08From the same time.
21:12I'm an angel.
21:13It would be nice if I remember it.
21:15I want to drink.
21:17I want to drink.
21:18I want to drink some more.
21:28How a trend is being onivo now.
21:29Bye.
21:30Bye.
21:31Bye.
21:32Bye.
21:33Bye.
21:34Give me a introduction, if you're here.
21:36Can you see a italienne it has his save?
21:38It's been ahusiast.
21:39How would you?
21:40Your guitar is a player.
21:41What is this league?
21:42Yang cheating.
21:43That 싫ых is?
21:44Oh.
21:45Oh yeah.
21:46Then what's the combat?
21:47Then who hands you'll be can't attend.
21:49I think you played well.
21:51I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any games.
21:55For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
21:58you're trying to avoid this.
22:01I sometimes blame you on me.
22:04When I understand what it costs, I blame you on me.
22:07In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:10It doesn't?
22:11Why did you decide that?
22:13My father...
22:14Your father is a fool, who in any case will kill you.
22:17You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:20And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:23when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:26Really?
22:27Yes, it's true.
22:28Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:30But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:35I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:37In this year?
22:38Yes, in this year.
22:40Because I think he's traumatized.
22:45Where do you know everything?
22:46No.
22:47No, just from here.
22:48In the New Jersey?
22:49In the New Jersey?
22:50Yeah.
22:51No.
22:52No.
22:53He'll be a beat.
22:54There's a lot.
22:55You'll find it.
22:56Don't be worried about it.
22:57This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:00You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:03Chicago, not just before.
23:06In the final, most likely, it will be San Francisco.
23:10They are good, but too young.
23:13So you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I played with my father.
23:21No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:23Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:26You will always be perfect.
23:28That's right, but you need to talk about it.
23:32We'll see you later.
23:35See you later.
23:37See you later.
23:42Well, what?
23:44How are you, Sasha?
23:47Oh, it's cool.
23:51I just love this place.
23:54Clubs are starting with your neck and head.
23:57The boys, just nice.
24:01And the boys.
24:04Well, you saw French boys, right?
24:09Yes, Ely?
24:10Yes, Ilya?
24:17Oh my God, I'm nothing.
24:23You don't know how to do it,
24:26you don't joke, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:31Oh my God, you were fun.
24:41Do you remember?
24:53Here? Seriously?
24:56No.
24:58It was dangerous before you.
25:02If you remember me, it doesn't change.
25:07We are children, Sash.
25:11Yes, that's right.
25:18Stop it.
25:20Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:24No.
25:35Okay.
25:37I'll find a party.
25:40Okay.
25:41Okay, Ilya.
25:51I was happy to see you.
25:52I'm glad to see you.
26:08Okay.
26:10What happens here?
26:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:15What am I supposed to do?
26:16I don't know.
26:17My mom told me to get by.
26:18Oh my God.
26:22There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:24Okay, playoffs are over.
26:25You cannot keep the beer.
26:26That's not a rule.
26:27You just made that up.
26:28Hollander, is that a rule?
26:29Unfortunately, it is.
26:30Fuck you, Hollander.
26:31You can barely even grow one.
26:32No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:34Fuck you, AJ.
26:35Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:37Hey, Hayden.
26:38Stop!
26:40Boys, it's starting.
26:41Turn it up.
26:42It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:45You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:48Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
26:51A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
26:56He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:01Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:02Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:08I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:11I don't need to think about that.
27:13That was yesterday.
27:14That was before.
27:15Now, I only need one thing.
27:20I need to win.
27:24Here, at home, tonight.
27:28As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:31but I want to hear our fans.
27:34I want to hear them scream.
27:37I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:41I know you can do it.
27:43I've seen you fucking do it.
27:45I've seen every one of you do it.
27:48So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:50Because this is our fucking night.
27:57This is our fucking cup.
27:59Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:02I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:17Shane hates him the most.
28:19What?
28:20You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:21Yeah.
28:22Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:23That is that.
28:24The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:26What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:27The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:28Leading his team in block shots and putting shots against.
28:29And he's the best.
28:30And he's the best all-ender.
28:31And he's the best all-ender.
28:32OK?
28:33Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:35The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:38What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:41The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
28:43leading his team in block shots,
28:52Legend of the world!
29:22Wow, nice watch.
29:23I guess I gave this to you for free.
29:25Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:26Five seconds.
29:2725 seconds.
29:28Or even doing.
29:31And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:34I was busy.
29:35Was who?
29:36Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:44But the most important thing...
29:47Is the frames we make along the way.
29:49Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
29:56What?
29:57Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:01Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:09Great.
30:10Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:12No chance.
30:15And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:36What the fuck do you want, Rosanar?
31:07You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:11You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:14and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:17So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:22Well?
31:26I want you to suck my dick.
31:28Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:30You suck my dick.
31:36Maybe you ask nicely.
31:53Yeah? Please.
31:59If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:04we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:06Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:18Please.
32:29No.
32:33What?
32:34No.
32:38We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:44And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
32:57When did your English get so good?
33:04I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:07Really?
33:09No.
33:09The New Yorker is boring.
33:13My dad loves it.
33:16Ah.
33:17So being boring is, is genetic.
33:20Wow.
33:21Genetic.
33:22Well, let's make a deal.
33:30If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:34And if you win?
33:38And if you win?
33:42Good luck coming.
33:57Well, let's make a deal.
33:58Let's make a deal.
33:58Let's make a deal.
33:59Let's make a deal.
33:59Let's make a deal.
34:00Let's make a deal.
34:01Let's make a deal.
34:02Let's make a deal.
34:03Let's make a deal.
34:04Let's make a deal.
34:05Let's make a deal.
34:06Let's make a deal.
34:07Let's make a deal.
34:08Let's make a deal.
34:09Let's make a deal.
34:10Let's make a deal.
34:11Let's make a deal.
34:12Let's make a deal.
34:13Let's make a deal.
34:14I'm going to get this position on.
34:15I'm going to get this position on.
34:18I'm going to line up.
34:19Especially since you're in Alaska.
34:21I'm going to fly.
34:22I'm going to fly.
34:22I'm going to fly.
34:22I'm going to fly.
34:23Congratulations.
34:45Now take off your clothes.
34:49You're such an asshole.
34:53You're such an asshole.
34:57I'm going to fly.
35:01I'm going to fly.
35:06I'm going to fly.
35:14I'm going to fly.
35:19What?
35:36Just a lot of windows.
35:49Good, now get on the bed.
36:11This is a good hotel, very nice vodka, it's hard to find in America.
36:18Okay.
36:21Touch yourself.
36:22What?
36:23Show up for me, I want to watch you.
36:25You what?
36:27It's my special day, Hollander, I want to watch.
36:30I've never...
36:31No shit.
36:32Fuck you.
36:34Give me some vodka at least.
36:36No, no, no.
36:37Vodka is for after, it's your reward.
36:48Do you want to know how it feels?
37:15How what feels?
37:18Holding the cup.
37:21You fucking asshole.
37:23I can barely describe it, oh my god, Hollander.
37:26Fuck.
37:36Are you gonna fuck me?
37:39We will see.
37:54I need...
37:58What?
37:59You know.
38:00You know.
38:01Tell me.
38:05You.
38:10I need you.
38:14You.
38:15I need you.
39:03So Russia this year was something else.
39:19It's intense there.
39:26So are you heading back soon?
39:29Back.
39:29To Russia for the summer?
39:34Oh, yes.
39:41Why?
39:44What do you mean, why?
39:47Do you have to?
39:50There is no have to.
39:51It's home.
39:54Yeah, but I don't know.
39:58Is it safe?
40:01What do you mean safe?
40:03I don't know.
40:06Do you even like it there?
40:08What difference does it make?
40:17A pretty big one, I think.
40:25I need to sleep.
40:26Oh.
40:30Yeah, me too.
40:31I should have.
40:41So, I'm off.
40:42Goodbye, Hollander.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
40:57Yeah.
40:57Bye.
40:59Bye.
40:59Bye.
41:06Bye.
41:08Bye.
41:09Bye.
41:09Bye.
41:18Bye.
41:18Let's go.
41:48Let's go.
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