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Celebrity Gogglebox - Season 7 Episode 100 -
(special) Celebrity Gogglebox for SU2C 2025
(special) Celebrity Gogglebox for SU2C 2025
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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their experiences tonight.
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00:41And when thousands of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people stand up to cancer.
00:48Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours.
00:56Just over an hour ago, they set off for our Stratford Studios, still singing.
01:00We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with them right now.
01:04Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:10CHEERING
01:10Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing the song, yes. I'm singing How Long Has This Been Going On?
01:26Start the challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:29Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick,
01:44lighting up our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester.
01:47We will see you in...
01:49..soon.
01:51..after Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55This is no eerder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no eerder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:06Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer.
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02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:24Oh, great.
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02:28You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:38All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Round young age
02:52Oh, I was harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:04You want some of this?
03:06Oh, that is.
03:07Look out.
03:08No, Steve.
03:09Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
03:12The gravy.
03:13LAUGHTER
03:13Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:20Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, Julie.
03:26Oh!
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:30LAUGHTER
03:31Whoa!
03:33For a banana?
03:34This is insane.
03:36Well, thank God that's over.
03:37I've got to take one.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours,
03:50we enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:57It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:00Ah!
04:01Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait, it's Mel.
04:03Great.
04:05Melon Sue.
04:06That's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name, Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know.
04:29That's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:34Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah, I know.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:38Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42Great.
04:42Perfect.
04:43I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock, it's my favorite.
04:48Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favorite salad of all time.
04:58Beets, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I love mocking.
05:08The pronunciation, maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:25I love beetroot.
05:33You like a longer one, though, don't you?
05:36Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:44I know.
05:45We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
05:52Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:57You can do Pigs in Blankets.
06:01I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:12I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:17What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:23I used to be.
06:24Before I had our multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:29I don't know.
06:3080s, 70s music.
06:32How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:35Keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:43All right, let's go.
06:44We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Classes for the 1% to have a rollover.
06:53Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58Oh, yeah, he's got a looking hat about him.
07:00OK, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:24She is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses
07:27and is not clean shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:34Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
07:38Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so...
07:40A.
07:41D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:44You out.
07:45All right.
07:46I thought it was his queen shaven.
07:47No, no, no, no.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49You don't...
07:50I have time.
07:50I know there's a time, but what happens when you fill out the circle...
07:53No, I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't, like, X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking, no, A.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody can be out on this.
08:03There will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue-lighted.
08:11So, how are they out?
08:12It's A.
08:13B has glasses.
08:14C has blonde hair, and D is clean-shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy, that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app,
08:23I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you.
08:25I've already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:28What, are you looking for an extra?
08:29OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:35This is where he usually balls it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark
08:38to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:42Bold, ampersand, question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
08:49Head and shoulders.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't, or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:57Head and balls.
08:59No.
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:13That's not even a British saying.
09:17Oh, my life.
09:17Oh, shut up.
09:19Well, why did you say it?
09:20Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end,
09:23and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:27All right, my time to shine.
09:2815%, right, we failed at every other percentage,
09:32so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes.
09:37Right.
09:37Oh, that's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough bullseye.
09:40I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points,
09:443 o'clock is worth 26 points,
09:46Right.
09:46And 6 o'clock is worth 23 points,
09:49Oh, God.
09:50how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means.
09:55I don't understand what that means.
09:56Did you times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31.
09:59That's crazy.
10:00That's a good question.
10:019 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02Please, in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:1112 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12What's it worth, baby?
10:15You're asking me to give you the answer
10:17when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:20I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:23Let's have a look at the answer.
10:25It's 40.
10:26The score is the sum
10:27of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:3040.
10:30Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:34I still don't fucking understand what the answer are.
10:36There's someone in the answer.
10:37I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:40That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:44we are left with the 1% question.
10:46Okay, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:48Whoa.
10:481%?
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:55I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
10:59Tonight's tonight.
11:00I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Glasses, glasses, quickly.
11:06What a name.
11:07What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:13what are the final four?
11:15Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:18What?
11:19Four.
11:20Oh.
11:20It's the last four.
11:21It's the last four out of head,
11:23so wherever head is in the alphabet,
11:26that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E.
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:298, 5 is E.
11:30So it's 8, 5, A, B, C, D, E.
11:378, 5, 1, 4.
11:39Can you show up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:438, 5, 1, 4.
11:46It's alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:53This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5, 1, 3.
11:598, 5, 1, 3.
12:018, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04Have you?
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:09Oh!
12:11Oh, you were...
12:11No, I said 4.
12:12You never said 3.
12:138, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well...
12:15I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:16You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:24Hanson and smart.
12:26Thanks, baby.
12:29I've been saying that.
12:30I know that you've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:36Oh, what do you know?
12:40And how did you do?
12:41I did fine.
12:42Mm-hmm.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah.
12:49And subsequently got none of them right?
12:53Yeah.
12:53Yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nailing it.
12:54That's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:59There must be some reason why...
13:00That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:01Well, I mean, it's just...
13:02It's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:08All right, Columbo.
13:09We have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
13:18Sponsored by Three.
13:20It really gets going in episode two.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:32Gogglebox.
13:33Sponsored by Three.
13:36In New York...
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:40Yeah, you got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey, don't make it about me.
13:44Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:46You want a small tree.
13:47I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went, oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:53I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:56I think he was distracted.
13:57Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:01You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking, like, when you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:08You got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you will.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to be.
14:26Oh, do you know, like, Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29You spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40And I think you like it because it's simple.
14:45I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:49Believe it.
14:49Say what you see if you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see if you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:57Festive and celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll get back to it.
15:06We're here.
15:06We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:09Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:14Yay!
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18What's the little piece on earth?
15:19World piece.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:22Yeah, world piece.
15:24Just say what you say.
15:25I have no...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:29Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:32Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:38Christmas piece.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas piece.
15:42Christmas piece.
15:43They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:51Peace on earth.
15:52It's peace on earth.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:55It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58I'm it?
15:59Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:01Best sheep.
16:05Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:09Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:15Er, the greatest of all time.
16:19The goat.
16:20Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:22All right, Bill Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi.
16:25I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi.
16:28These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth-based.
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling.
16:39Dusting.
16:39Dropping the...
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Soar bag.
16:41Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:46Something horrifying.
16:47What the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50Oh, he's chucking his ass.
16:52Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:55Back?
16:56Dusty bam.
16:57No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:02He threw his back out the door.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:09Oh, threw my back out?
17:10There we go.
17:10Out.
17:11No, no, Ian's better.
17:13Bill.
17:14He's put his back out.
17:15He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right.
17:17I got that.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out.
17:21And he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:30Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:32Simple as that.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:34Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:40Ooh.
17:41Gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:44Look at my balls.
17:46Golden globes, red carpet.
17:48Says the actor.
17:48A couple of gold worlds.
17:52Golden globes rewards.
17:53Pass.
17:54Pass!
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
18:00Follow the plot.
18:00Yes, yes.
18:02Plot.
18:03Ooh.
18:04Plot twist.
18:05Oh, unraveled.
18:05The plot.
18:06Go unraveled.
18:06Plot twist.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09What thickens?
18:10Bill!
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill!
18:16What catchphrases are about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No, he's put on the spot.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens.
18:26Pass.
18:27Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging, because I bet when you're there it's tough, but Bill is shit at this.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill!
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct, next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds.
18:48Bill, listen, Bill.
18:50Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you should apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:57I don't know, on reflection.
19:01That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:03What was this charity we never found out?
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:06Hopefully it's turned up to cancer.
19:10This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:16We have three children.
19:18Matthew's the eldest, and then Rebecca is the middle child, and Sophie the baby.
19:23And all the measurements.
19:25Did that with the kids.
19:26Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:31Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:37No.
19:39That smile's infectious.
19:42She was probably about nine or ten, and she watched this programme about Great Wall Street,
19:48and she just decided from that moment on, that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:54Oh, God, how amazing.
19:56I think that nine years of age is saying, you want to be a doctor, that's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:02She loved being a doctor.
20:04Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:05Yeah.
20:05So back in June 2023, she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy, come home,
20:18and she basically couldn't go to the toilet, so she went into A&E, she noticed that her tummy
20:25was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant, and he said, I'm going to send you for a scan, let's have a look.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:41Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:46As parents, do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child?
21:06And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:09You've got no control at all, have you?
21:11Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:13Seeing your sister so weak and ill, and then having to shave her hair off is, is, yeah.
21:25Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:30You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:43Oh, no.
21:57Bloody hell, Becca.
22:04There are no further children.
22:05Oh.
22:06Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10There's no hope now.
22:13When you're told there is no hope, you've got nothing left to say.
22:31I kind of sat on the edge of the bed and had her head just on my shoulder, and I just kind
22:35of cuddled her like that.
22:36And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point, and again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:47But, um, she came into this world, but I, and I held her.
22:52And as she left, as she left this world, I held her, too.
22:57Oh, my God.
23:06Oh, my God.
23:14It's not right.
23:17It is awfully sad.
23:20No mother should bury her child.
23:22No mother should bury her child.
23:25She didn't have long, did she?
23:3730.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:42You raise your children, you're trying to get them through everything, and then you don't
23:52expect them to die in their 30s.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:35We've got that one little Gogglebox set-up race here, and look who's joined with her.
24:49It's only Woody Gregg Deavis.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51Hi, Petal.
24:52You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59It's a national theatre next baby.
25:00We've got wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Horne.
25:05I have, little Alex, I have, and it's, it's tough for me,
25:09because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now of saying I despise them.
25:14And I do, I do.
25:18But even you have got to be...
25:19But it's difficult on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already, they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Horne in the horn section.
25:29We join them live now.
25:31Hello!
25:32Hello!
25:33Hello!
25:34Hello!
25:35Hello!
25:36Hello!
25:37Hello!
25:38We're here to the studio.
25:40How, how do you think he's looking at us?
25:42I think he looks close to tears.
25:44That's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause,
25:51and also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hoped for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, look, he really does love his music,
25:59and he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:01Oh, I think he's, I think he's learnt a lesson here.
26:04I think he's learnt a lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:10But I mean, what an effort from the boy and from the, from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I, I honestly think, you know, this is the, the music marathon we never knew we needed,
26:22and you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them.
26:24Look how, sorry, Claire.
26:25Look how broken they are.
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later, and we will join you again after Celebrity Goblin.
26:33He looks so broad.
26:38This bit will blow your way.
26:44He's the same age as me.
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26:49In South West London.
26:53Think of any word, and on the count of three,
26:56we're going to both say the word that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:00One, two, three, jumper.
27:03How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:08On the count of three again.
27:09Yeah, you ready?
27:10One, two, three, cup.
27:12Cup.
27:13No way.
27:14I know.
27:15How are you doing that?
27:16I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No.
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:21Last one.
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Do you, like, completely rogue?
27:26Think of a country.
27:27No, that's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30Okay, go for it.
27:31You've got a country?
27:32Yeah, I've got a country.
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:45This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:50I know.
27:51She's sort of getting ready for, like, kind of a mate coming round and she'll just sort
27:56of make sort of like a quiche and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:07You had me at quiche.
28:08Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:12It has a great shape.
28:14I think this is the one.
28:15It's a great tree.
28:16You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:20No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:23When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within and on the border right on the outside.
28:29Sure you do.
28:30For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back, forth, all the way to the top.
28:39Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:41Leave it to pay.
28:42Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:47Can one year, can I do it?
28:48Sure.
28:49You know I'm going to die before you.
28:51You can do it then.
28:52Sure.
28:54Yeah.
28:55Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:58That's a fun thought.
29:00How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:04Cobbleweight.
29:05Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:07The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:08Yeah.
29:14I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:15I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:17Is she actually doing this though?
29:19Well I think that...
29:20Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:21I think...
29:22Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:23I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:32Festive rapping.
29:33Festive rapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:35I need to know how to do this.
29:36Oh, somebody at the door.
29:37Someone should do our rapping for us.
29:38It's Megan.
29:39Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:45Tone on tone.
29:46Don't we all?
29:47I love having tone on tone.
29:49As well as a wax seal.
29:50Oh, wax seal.
29:52Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:54We should, you know, just get a wax seal.
29:56We should get a family seal.
29:57Roald Crest about as well.
29:58Charles will be looking for that.
30:01It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:05Oh.
30:06Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:08It's a Bayliss and Harden gift set.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Probably a pumice stone.
30:12Yeah.
30:13Something like that.
30:14I can't wait for our last guest.
30:17Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:24Right.
30:25So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Or the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:34Hello.
30:35There he is.
30:36Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:40I'm very excited you're here.
30:42We're going to have some fun today.
30:43I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:48There was always this beet salad.
30:49Beets, is that right?
30:50Beetroot.
30:51Beetroot.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:56Every Christmas.
30:57It was beets.
30:58And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:02Okay.
31:03Yeah.
31:04Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:06Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:07Why is it funny?
31:08So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:11Uh-oh.
31:12Beets, he would call them beetroot as they say in England.
31:14What?
31:15He doesn't like beetroot?
31:16He does not like beetroot as Prince Harry.
31:18Okay, so can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:21Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:25We're making gumbo, right?
31:26Yes, indeed.
31:27Oh, gumbo.
31:28That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:30So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like around Chattanooga.
31:34Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:37Hmm.
31:38Would you like to sing it for me?
31:40No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:42Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:44Smells like Christmas now.
31:47Hi, guys.
31:49There he is!
31:50There he is!
31:51Oh, there he is!
31:52Oh, he's here!
31:53Oh, my God!
31:54He's made an appearance!
31:55Oh, my God!
31:56He's holding on to his fringe.
31:58I smell gumbo.
31:59I was like...
32:00I literally...
32:01I smell gumbo.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:04Stop it.
32:05What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:07Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites, especially her mum's.
32:10Of course he says that.
32:12Yeah, especially her mum's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:16It is delicious.
32:18I'm not so sure he's as good as your mum's, but it's certainly close.
32:21Wow!
32:22Oh!
32:23Oh!
32:24Oh!
32:25This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:27Is it?
32:28Yeah, it's normally a sort of fly-by.
32:30I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:32Yeah.
32:33He did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35I smelt the gumbo.
32:37He said.
32:39Who has the time?
32:40Megan.
32:43Because she's only got two kids.
32:44Already becoming snobby with three.
32:46When we had to, we would have been able to do this.
32:47All the time in the world.
32:48Easy.
32:49Try having three.
32:50Stupid.
32:51Lazy.
32:52This week, we watch Matthew's story.
32:56My name's Matthew Starkey.
32:57He's handsome, eh?
32:58Oh, he's an handsome lad.
32:59Growing up, I would have been, you know, I've got two kids.
33:01I've got two kids.
33:02Oh.
33:03Already becoming snobby with three.
33:04Oh, two is easy.
33:05When we had to, we would have been able to do this.
33:06All the time in the world.
33:07Easy.
33:08Try having three.
33:09Stupid.
33:10Lazy.
33:11This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football.
33:15And sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:17I would go to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:20Just a normal dude, isn't he?
33:22Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:25It was during COVID.
33:27We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:32I think that's very romantic, I do.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful, and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:41Sweet.
33:42Sweet.
33:43Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:51Oh, no.
33:52Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:56And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:58Yeah.
33:59I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:02My leg buckled underneath me, and I sort of fell to the ground.
34:05Oh, my God.
34:07Went to the hospital, got the scan, and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at me a little bit differently.
34:13Oh, you don't want that.
34:14That's not a good sign, is it?
34:16No.
34:17Got a call and was like, can you come in? Like, the doctors want me to speak to you.
34:19And I was just like, right, okay.
34:21So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:23Yeah.
34:24Um, gave us Thor's juice.
34:30Oh, God.
34:38It was in his brain.
34:40I have basically a brain tumour, but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:45Two years to live.
34:56As the diagnosis got more and more assessed, the timeline became less.
35:01Oh.
35:02And they'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:05Oh.
35:06So it was a big sort of shock.
35:09Getting that kind of news at 32 years old,
35:13It's so shit, cos your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:20Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this.
35:24And he was just like, do it all now, because you don't know what's ahead of you.
35:29Do you know what? Fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:34And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:36They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:40Yeah.
35:41You all right?
35:42Yeah.
35:50Oh, wow.
35:51I imagine it as a very emotional day.
35:53Mm.
35:54Good.
35:55I'm glad he made it to the wedding.
35:56It was just a day of positive love.
36:03The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
36:09That would have been a bittersweet affair, innit?
36:11Yeah.
36:12It just was a day of celebration.
36:14So I'd like to start the speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:18Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is, and thank you for just being you.
36:25Look at the way she looks at him.
36:31I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home and just start married life with Carrie in our house, and just get through it together.
36:41Live life together as long as you can.
36:43Oh, God.
36:44Oh, no.
36:45Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:46Six weeks.
36:47Oh, my...
36:48Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:52Six weeks.
36:53Oh, my...
36:54At least he got his time with that, did he?
36:58His dad had a married man.
37:00Yeah.
37:01I'm so glad he managed to find love and...
37:03At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:13He'd had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:16I'm so glad he managed to find love and...
37:20...that he got to celebrate each other.
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38:12Come on, Colin, you're missing it.
38:18She's quite good.
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38:24In Hampshire...
38:26What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pyjamas because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife, Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing, which for the month leading up to Christmas,
38:39just buy everything that you wanted.
38:40Because it was all on sale.
38:42I know, but you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
38:44What do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:50Because I also look at, see, all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So I'll give your pyjamas away?
39:03No, the pyjamas I do need.
39:05On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:11Chin-chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like parching in your shed, mate, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:19I think every man likes parching, doesn't he?
39:21You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:27Shed load of ideas.
39:31I'd appreciate that title.
39:32I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
39:35And I used to love it when it rained.
39:37Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it.
39:40And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43The sound of rain was gorgeous.
39:45And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah, I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:50What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:52It's not easy running a pub, you know?
39:53What with business rates, the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He runs a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they're all on pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, mate.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love pro cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Chicken?
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get halfway down the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:32This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:40Mixing your flavours.
40:40Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you pick to crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:10No.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:15Ugh.
41:16I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lenin and spray the crisp.
41:25It's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:32What spam?
41:33Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
41:39I nearly got a spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:45Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:52Right, there's the cubed spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:01He's going to change it into, so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06I was always like liquid spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:13Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:27Could be the last time, James.
42:29Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:38Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he? Just because he has to.
42:44So it works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good, he just says it works.
42:50Look, it tastes of shit. It works.
42:52The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
42:57I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:00No, it very much solidifies my, I don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05You saw it here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:07And never again.
43:11I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation, spraying your crisps.
43:13You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:25Giles and his wife Mary.
43:27I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:33I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:36Now.
43:37Stop it.
43:38Christmas spirit.
43:40This is Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:41Stop it.
43:42it's the christmas spirit mary i don't want you to tell me that the ding dong merrily on high
43:51this week an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on disney plus
43:58what a combo what a combo never seen it really yeah what's it about
44:10ob nom actually rich tea screw that yeah rich tea classic what i do know is it judy andrews julie
44:18and that julie andrews judy and julie were in this
44:29bodgers and hamsterers
44:34this is my favorite film of all time nutty yes you're very sentimental i just have to think of it
44:41just have to think it's set you off hasn't it mary yes it reminds me of when people were nice steady
44:49steady nutty steady what you have you remember when the average person was really nice but they're
44:55still nice very all watching video nasties now they're not all watching me
45:00she gets taught belly yeah she does well she should she should
45:12i've never seen this that's insane oh no it's just joyous
45:17oh spin spin julie
45:29could you not i don't know that i can resist right with songs they have sung
45:35but a thousand years
45:40my heart wants to sing every song
45:44i hate music
45:46so
45:46do you know there's your favorite thing there's singing kids
45:51oh god okay when that happens i have to leave
45:54i literally can't watch this without smiling no it's a very very fun film i think i might make all our
46:04our children's clothes out of our curtains
46:18all right they don't make films like this anymore thank god for that later after maria had met the von
46:25trap kids
46:35we found ourselves at a fancy party
46:40he looks a bit like david cameron ladies and gentlemen
46:43are the elegance and the days before junk food everyone slim and exquisite
46:50the children of captain von trap wish to say good night to you
46:53oh how charming oh i like this one oh and i too this is where they come down the stairs yeah yeah
47:01oh what is this surprise
47:06oh great time for the children to perform does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually
47:12their mother that'll be the east end of the version there's a sad sort of clinging from the clock
47:18in the hall and the bells in the steeple tomb
47:23and up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say
47:30are you so moved poor kids
47:45you'll recognize this here we go
47:46so long farewell
47:48so long farewell
47:48i'll be just saying goodbye
47:50i hate to go and leave this pretty side
47:54each one goes
48:01oh i see
48:03i'll be just saying adieu
48:05adieu adieu adieu adieu
48:07to you and you and you okay he knew that part yeah
48:13who are they saying goodbye to just the adults this is the kind of you pull when you don't want to go to
48:18this is so bad yeah to get another 10 minutes yeah he's burst into song and dance
48:25so long farewell i'll be just saying goodbye just go to sleep
48:31and leave a sigh and say goodbye
48:35wow you had a beautiful high note there so long so long goodbye
48:40amazing yeah but i can't i'm gonna get a snack
48:46this is the best bit though oh
48:54she's scratching her ass up the stairs oh my god now the little one's singing
48:58yeah but she's really cute yeah that helps
49:00isn't that lovely
49:10please tell me there's not more okay no more kids right
49:13i'm glad jimmy's not watched this because you know what'll be coming next don't you oh god
49:17yeah full performance every night yeah up and down the stairs like a yo-yo it's bad enough as it is
49:23giving it cuckoo cuckoo go to bed
49:30you
49:33in devon things are getting a little tense
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49:45that was well good yeah it's good should we watch another goggle box for stand up to cancer
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