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00:48Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours.
00:56Just over an hour ago, they set off for our Stratford Studios, still singing.
01:00We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with them right now.
01:04Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time, yes!
01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing the song, yes. I'm singing How Long Has This Been Going On?
01:26Start the challenge!
01:27How long has this been going on?
01:29Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick,
01:44lighting up our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester.
01:47We will see you in...
01:49..soon.
01:50..after Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:03Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:06You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:09Ooh.
02:10Ooh.
02:11Ooh.
02:12Ooh.
02:13Ooh.
02:14Ooh.
02:15Ooh.
02:16Ooh.
02:17Ooh.
02:18Ooh.
02:19Ooh.
02:20Ooh.
02:21Ooh.
02:22Ooh.
02:23Ooh.
02:24Oh, Grace.
02:25Gogglebox. Sponsored by Three.
02:29Silent night.
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night.
02:38All is calm.
02:43All is bright.
02:48Round young age.
02:51I was harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:54No.
03:01Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:06Look out.
03:07No, Steve.
03:09Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
03:11The gravy.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Do you like this music?
03:16No, not particularly.
03:17So suck on that.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:22Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:24Not a chance, Julie.
03:25Oh.
03:26Yes.
03:27Look at that.
03:28He's had an absolute feast.
03:31Whoa.
03:32For a banana?
03:33There.
03:34This is insane.
03:35Well, thank God that's over.
03:36I've got a day gone.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:43Nothing.
03:44No one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:56It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
03:59Good to see you, Mel.
04:01Oh, wait.
04:02It's Mel.
04:03Great.
04:04Melon Sue.
04:05That's that.
04:06Yep.
04:07That's her last name?
04:08Melon Sue.
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11First name Melon.
04:12Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney Plus.
04:19The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:27Yeah, I know.
04:28That's why you're with me.
04:29You love the British.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Like Mary Poppins.
04:33Maybe that's it.
04:34Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:35Yeah.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:37Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:40Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42Great.
04:43Perfect.
04:44I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock.
04:46It's my favorite.
04:47Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favorite salad of all time.
04:58Beets.
04:59Black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:06I love mocking.
05:07The pronunciation maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:12Well, I might say beetroot.
05:15But there's not two Ts.
05:17Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:20Beetroot.
05:21So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:25You like a longer one though, don't you?
05:35Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know it is something though I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:42Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:43I know.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:45We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:47Well, because I've done everything.
05:48So you could make that.
05:49You could make that your job.
05:50Your one Christmas job.
05:51Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:57You can do pigs in blankets.
06:00I'll do everything else.
06:01On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:07Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:11I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:16What would be your area of speciality?
06:18Rubik's Cube.
06:19Are you 1% of the country?
06:21Are you top 1%?
06:22I used to be.
06:23Before I had our multiple children.
06:25What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:28I don't know.
06:2980s, 70s music.
06:31How old do you think I am?
06:32I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:33I know.
06:34It keeps changing.
06:35It does keep changing.
06:36That's how age works.
06:37See, I don't understand numbers.
06:42All right, let's go.
06:43We're definitely at 1%.
06:44Yeah, totally.
06:45I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:48Oh, no.
06:50Welcome to the 1% World Rollover.
06:52Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:54Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:56Lee Mack, would you?
06:57Oh, he has got a looking hat about him.
06:59OK, it's time for our first question.
07:01Bit of shorts from you.
07:03Be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:07So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:10So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:13So we should get this.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:21OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:23She is looking for someone with dark hair,
07:25who doesn't wear glasses and is not clean shaven.
07:28Who does she pick?
07:29Is that literally the question?
07:31First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:33Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
07:37Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so... D.
07:41Oh, it's not clean shaven.
07:42A.
07:43Oh my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:45You're out.
07:46I thought it was who's clean shaven.
07:47No, no, no.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49I have time.
07:50I know there's a time.
07:51But what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:52I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:53You can't like X out the circle.
07:54I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:55I would still be thinking, no, A.
07:56I think it's the first answer.
07:57You're out.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody could be out on this.
08:03There will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue lighted.
08:06So, how are they out?
08:11It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair, and D is clean shaven.
08:16But B looks quite like me.
08:18Next.
08:19Easy that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:21To be fair, if I was on a dating app, I would be looking for someone
08:23different to you, not the same as you.
08:24I've already got you.
08:25I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:27What, you're looking for an extra?
08:28OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:30Ooh, 35%.
08:31Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:34Yes.
08:35This is where he usually balls it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
08:40What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:42Balled, ampersand, question mark.
08:45Head and shoulders.
08:46Head and shoulders above everyone else.
08:48Yes.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing.
08:54I don't, or a British thing.
08:56I won't.
08:57Head and balls.
08:58No.
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:09Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:11Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12That's not even a British saying.
09:15Of course!
09:16All my life.
09:17Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end, and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%? Right, we've filled out every other percentage,
09:32so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes.
09:37Oh, that's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough bullseye, I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46Right.
09:46And 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
09:49Oh, God.
09:50How many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means.
09:55I don't understand what that means.
09:56Did you times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31.
09:59That's crazy, that's a good question.
10:019 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:1012 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12Was it worth, baby?
10:15You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:19I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:22Let's have a look at the answer.
10:25It's 40.
10:26The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:3040?
10:31Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:34I still don't fucking understand what the answer...
10:36The sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:40That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:48Whoa.
10:481%!
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:55I've never ever got a 1% question right.
10:59Tonight's tonight.
10:59I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Classes, classes, quickly.
11:06What a name.
11:07What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number, what are the final
11:14four?
11:14Oh, God, so it's...
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:18What?
11:19Four.
11:20Oh.
11:20It's the last four out of head, so wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E, 5 is E.
11:30So it's 8, 5, A, B, C, D, E, A, B, C, D, E, A, B, C, D.
11:388, 5, 1, 4.
11:39Can you shut up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:428, 5, 1, 4.
11:46It's a...
11:47It's alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:53This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5, 1, 3.
11:598, 5, 1, 3.
12:018, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh, you were...
12:11No, I said 4.
12:128, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well...
12:15I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:16You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Hanson and smart.
12:26Thanks, baby.
12:29I would say that.
12:32You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:36Oh, what do you know?
12:37And how did you do?
12:41I did fine.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah.
12:49And subsequently got none of them right?
12:53Yeah.
12:53Yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nail on it.
12:54That's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:59There must be something...
12:59That's quite a bit of a rude.
13:01Well, I mean, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:08All right, Columbo.
13:09We have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
13:18Sponsored by Three.
13:20It really gets going in episode two.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:32Gogglebox.
13:33Sponsored by Three.
13:37In New York...
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:40Yeah, you got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey, don't make it about me.
13:44Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:46You want a small tree.
13:47I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went, oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:53I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:56I think he was distracted.
13:57Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:01You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking, like, when you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:08You got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you will.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to.
14:26Oh, do you know, like, Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29You spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40I mean, I think you like it because it's simple.
14:45I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:49Believe it.
14:49Say what you see.
14:50If you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see.
14:52If you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:57Festive and celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll get back to it.
15:06We're here.
15:06We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:09Here's your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18What's the little piece on earth?
15:19World piece.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:22World piece.
15:24Just say what you see.
15:25I have no...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:29Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:32Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:38Christmas piece.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas piece.
15:42Christmas piece.
15:43They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:50He's on earth.
15:52It's peace on earth.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:55It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58I'm it.
15:59Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:02Best sheep.
16:05Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:09Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:17Er, the greatest of all time.
16:19The goat.
16:20Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:22All right, Bill Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi.
16:25I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi.
16:28These catchphrases are all quite, sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth-based.
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling.
16:39Dusting.
16:40Dropping the sprints.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41So back.
16:41Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chip's just done?
16:46Something horrified him.
16:47What the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50What is he chucking his ass?
16:52Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:55Bam?
16:56Dusty bam.
16:57No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:02He threw his back out the door.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:09Oh, threw my back out?
17:10There we go.
17:10Out.
17:11No, no, Ian's better.
17:13Phil.
17:14He's put his back out.
17:15He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right.
17:17I got that.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out.
17:21And he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:30Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:32Simple as that.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:34Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:40Ooh.
17:41Gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:44Look at my balls.
17:46Golden globes, red carpet.
17:48Says the actor.
17:48A couple of gold worlds.
17:52Golden globes awards.
17:53Pass.
17:54Pass!
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
18:00Follow the plot.
18:00Yes, yes.
18:02Plot.
18:03Ooh.
18:04Plot twist.
18:05Oh, unraveled.
18:05The plot.
18:06Go unraveled.
18:06Plot twist.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09What thickens?
18:10Bill!
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill!
18:16What catchphrases are about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No, he's put on the spot.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens.
18:26Pass.
18:27Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging, because I bet when you're there it's tough.
18:31But Bill is shit at this.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill!
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct, next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds.
18:48Bill, listen, Bill.
18:50Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you should apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:58I don't know.
19:00On reflection.
19:00That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:03What was his charity?
19:04We never found out.
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:06Hopefully it's stand-up to cancer.
19:10This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:16We have three children.
19:18Matthew's the eldest, and then Rebecca is the middle child,
19:21and Sophie the baby.
19:23Look at all the measurements.
19:25Did that with the kids.
19:27Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:37That smells infectious.
19:42She was probably about nine or ten,
19:44and she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street,
19:48and she just decided from that moment on,
19:50that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:52Oh, God, how amazing.
19:56I think that nine years of age is saying you want to be a doctor.
19:58That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59It is.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:02She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So, back in June 2023,
20:14she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy,
20:17come home, and she basically couldn't go to the toilet,
20:21so she went into A&E.
20:23She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant, and he said,
20:29I'm going to send you for a scan, let's have a look.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:41Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:46As parents, do you try and do everything in your power
20:55to look after your child?
21:06And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:09You've got no control at all, have you?
21:11Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:13Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
21:16and then having to shave her hair off is,
21:19is, yeah.
21:25Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:30You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:34Bloody hell, Becca.
21:58Oh, no.
21:58Bloody hell, Becca.
22:00There are no further children.
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:09There's no hope now.
22:19When you're told there is no hope,
22:21you've got nothing left to say.
22:25I kind of sat on the edge of the bed
22:32and had her head just on my shoulder,
22:34and I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:38And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point,
22:44and again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:47But, um, she came into this world,
22:50and I, and I held her.
22:52And as she left,
22:54as she left this world,
22:56I held her too.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:06It's not right.
23:18But it's awfully sad.
23:20No mother should bury her child.
23:23No mother should bury her child.
23:25Oh, God.
23:35Gossip.
23:35She didn't have long, did she?
23:3730.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:42You raise your children.
23:50You try and get them through everything,
23:52and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:42We've got that one little Gogglebox set up race here,
24:47and looking stronger.
24:48It's only really good, dear miss.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51Hi, Petal.
24:52You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59It's a national theatre next baby.
25:00And our mascots are wonderful mascots.
25:01We love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate,
25:04your colleague, Alex Hall.
25:05I have.
25:06Little Alex, I have.
25:07And it's tough for me,
25:09because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now
25:12of saying I despise them.
25:13And I do, I do.
25:18But even you have got to be...
25:19It's difficult on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already,
25:26they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Hall in the one section.
25:30We join them live.
25:31Hello, Alex.
25:34So now we're here to the studio.
25:40How do you think he's looking?
25:41I think he looks close to tears.
25:45And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause.
25:52And also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, he really does love his music
25:59and he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:02I think he's learned a lesson here.
26:05I think he's learned a lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:11But I mean, what an effort from the boy
26:14and from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I honestly think, you know,
26:19this is the music marathon we never knew we needed
26:22and you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them.
26:24Look at them.
26:25Sorry, Claire.
26:25Look how broken they are.
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later
26:31and we will join you again after Celebrity Goblin.
26:36He looks so broken.
26:39This bit will blow your way.
26:41He's the same age as me.
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26:51In South West London...
26:53Think of any word
26:55and on the count of three,
26:56we're going to both say the word
26:58that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:01One, two, three.
27:02Jumper.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:08On the count of three again.
27:09Yeah, are you ready?
27:10One, two, three.
27:12Cup.
27:14No way!
27:15I know.
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No.
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30All right, okay, go for it.
27:31We'll go country.
27:31You've got a country?
27:32Yeah, I've got a country.
27:33Yeah?
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38You ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:45This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round
27:56and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
27:59and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:08You had me at quiche.
28:09Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:13It has a great shape.
28:15I think this is the one.
28:17It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:21No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:24When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within
28:29and on the border right on the outside.
28:31Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back, forth,
28:38all the way to the top.
28:40Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:42Leave it to pay.
28:43Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:48Can one year, can I do it?
28:50Sure.
28:51You know I'm going to die before you.
28:52You can do it then.
28:53True.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:59That's a fun thought.
29:01How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:05A couple of weeks.
29:06Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:08The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:14I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:16I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:18Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well, I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:33Festive wrapping.
29:34Festive wrapping.
29:36I need to know how to do this.
29:37Oh, somebody at the door.
29:38Someone should do our wrapping for us.
29:39It's Megan.
29:40Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:46Tone on tone.
29:47Don't we all?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:50As well as a wax seal.
29:51Oh, wax seal.
29:53Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:55We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
29:57We should get a family seal.
29:58Roll crest of it as well.
29:59Charles, I'll be looking for that.
30:01It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:07Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:09It's a Bayliss and Harden gift set.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Probably a Pumice Stone.
30:13Yeah.
30:13I can't wait for our last guest.
30:18Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now, usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:25Right.
30:26So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Pretty, all the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:30Yeah, yeah, all the traitors.
30:35Hello.
30:36Here he is.
30:37Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:41I'm very excited you're here.
30:43We're going to have some fun today.
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:48There was always this beet salad.
30:50Beets, is that right?
30:51Beetroot.
30:52Beetroot.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:57Every Christmas.
30:58It was beets.
30:59And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets, he would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beetroot.
31:17He does not like beetroot, as Prince Harry.
31:19Okay, so can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:22Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:26We're making gumbo, right?
31:27Yes, indeed.
31:28Oh, gumbo.
31:29That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:31So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:35Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39Hmm.
31:39Would you like to sing it for me?
31:41No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45Smells like Christmas now.
31:48Hi, guys.
31:50There he is.
31:51There he is.
31:51Oh, there he is.
31:53Oh, he's here.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:55He's made an appearance.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57He's holding on to his fringe.
31:59I smell gumbo.
32:00I was like, I literally, I was like, there's so much buzz around.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:05Stop it.
32:06What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:08Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites, especially her mom's.
32:10Of course he says that.
32:13You know, especially her mom's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:18It is delicious.
32:20I'm not so sure it's as good as your mom's, but it's certainly close.
32:23Wow.
32:24Oh.
32:25Oh.
32:26This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:28Is it?
32:29Yeah, it's normally a sort of flyby.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah.
32:34He did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35I smelt my gumbo.
32:38He said.
32:40Who has the time?
32:42Megan.
32:44Because she's only got two kids.
32:45Oh.
32:49Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51When we had two, we would have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Try having three, stupid.
32:58Lazy.
33:02This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:05My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:11He's handsome.
33:12Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football.
33:16And sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:18I would have gone to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:21He's a normal dude, isn't he?
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:26It was during COVID.
33:28We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:33I think that's very romantic.
33:34I do.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful.
33:40And that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:42Sweet.
33:43Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:52Oh, no.
33:53Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:57And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:59Yeah.
34:00I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:03My leg buckled underneath me.
34:04And I sort of fell to the ground.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Went to the hospital, got the scan, and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at
34:13me a little bit differently.
34:14Oh, you don't want that.
34:15That's not a good sign, is it?
34:17Got a call and was like, can you come in?
34:18Like, the doctors want me to speak to you.
34:20And I was just like, right, okay.
34:23So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:24Yeah.
34:24And gave us the worst juice.
34:31Oh, God.
34:31Oh, my God.
34:38What was in his brain?
34:40I have basically a brain tumour, but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:50Two years to live.
34:52As the diagnosis got more and more assessed, the timeline became less.
35:02Oh.
35:03They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:06Oh.
35:07So it was a big sort of shock.
35:10Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:16It's so shit because your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:20Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this.
35:25And he was just like, do it all now, because you don't know what's out of you.
35:30Do you know what, fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:38They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:42Yeah.
35:43You're right.
35:43Yeah.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:54Mm-hmm.
35:55Good.
35:56Glad he made it to the wedding.
35:59It was just a day of positive love.
36:04The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
36:10That would have been a bit of a sweet affair, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13It just was a day of celebration.
36:16So I'd like to start the speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:19Yeah!
36:21Aw.
36:22Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:25And thank you for just being you.
36:27Yeah!
36:27Look at the way she looks at him.
36:36I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home and just start married life with Carrie in our house and just get through it together.
36:45Live life together as long as you can.
36:52Oh, God.
36:52Oh, no.
36:54Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:57Six weeks.
36:59Six weeks.
37:01Oh, my.
37:09At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:13Your dad had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:16I'm so glad he's managed to find love and...
37:19..that he got to celebrate each other.
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37:55Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
38:10Come on, Colin, you're missing it.
38:14What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pyjamas because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing, which for the month leading up to Christmas, just buy everything that you wanted.
38:41Because it was all on sale.
38:42I know, but you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
38:44What do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:50Because I also look and see all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So I'll give your pyjamas away.
39:03No, the pyjamas I do need.
39:04On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:11Chin-chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like potting in your shed, mate, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:19I think every man likes potting, doesn't he?
39:21Like that.
39:22You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:29Shed load of ideas.
39:31I appreciate that title.
39:32I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
39:35And I used to love it when it rained.
39:37Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it.
39:40And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43The sound of rain is gorgeous.
39:44And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah.
39:47I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:49What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:52It's not easy running a pub, you know.
39:53What with business rates, the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He owns a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they're all on pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, mate.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love prawn cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Take a moment.
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get halfway down the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:30This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God.
40:39This is awful.
40:40Mixing your flavours.
40:41Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you pick to crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:10No.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:15I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisps.
41:25It's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:32What spam?
41:33Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
41:39I nearly got a spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:45Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:52Right.
41:52There's the cubed spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:01He's going to change it so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06Oh, he's always like liquid spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:13Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:26It'll be the last time, James.
42:29Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:39He's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
42:40Just because he has to.
42:44Oh, it works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good.
42:46He just says it works.
42:47It works.
42:50Look.
42:50It tastes of shit.
42:51It works.
42:52The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
42:57I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:00No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05Store it here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:08And never again.
43:10I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation spraying your crisps.
43:17In Wiltshire.
43:18You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:28Teasing.
43:29I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:34I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:37Now.
43:37Stop it.
43:39Christmas spirit.
43:40It's not.
43:40This is Christmas spirit.
43:41Stop it.
43:44It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:46I don't want you to tell me that there were...
43:49Ding-dong, Mary Lee on high.
43:52This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
43:58Boom.
44:00Petters.
44:02Dropper Bailey's.
44:03Sound of Music.
44:05What a combo.
44:06What a combo.
44:07Never seen it.
44:09Really?
44:09Yeah.
44:10What's it about?
44:11Pub-Num.
44:11Actually, Rich T.
44:12Screw that.
44:13Yeah, Rich T.
44:13Classic.
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:17Julie.
44:18And that.
44:19Julie Andrews.
44:20So, Judy and Julie were in this.
44:29Rogers and Hamsterers.
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:37Yes.
44:37You're very sentimental.
44:38I just have to think of it.
44:41Just have to think of it.
44:42It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes.
44:46It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:48Steady.
44:49Steady, Nutty.
44:50Steady.
44:51What you have to do...
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54But they're still nice, Mary.
44:56They're all watching video nasties now.
44:59They're not all watching me.
45:00She gets taught belly.
45:07Yeah, she does.
45:07Well, no, no, no, she should.
45:09She should.
45:12I've never seen this.
45:14That's insane.
45:14Oh.
45:15Oh, it's just joyous.
45:20Oh, spin.
45:23Spin, Julie.
45:24Could you not?
45:31I don't know that I can resist.
45:33Right.
45:34With songs they have sung for a thousand years.
45:40My heart wants to sing every song.
45:44I hate musicals.
45:46It's so...
45:47Do you know there's your favourite thing?
45:50There's singing kids.
45:51Oh, God.
45:52Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
45:55With the sound of music.
45:59I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:01No, it's a very, very fun film.
46:03I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
46:05Sing once more.
46:17All right, show off.
46:19They don't make films like this anymore.
46:21Thank God for that.
46:22Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids...
46:26Lisa.
46:28Friedrich.
46:29Louisa.
46:31Pedro.
46:33Die.
46:35We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:41Ladies and gentlemen.
46:42Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food, everyone's slim and exquisite.
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
46:53Oh, how charming.
46:55Oh, I like this one.
46:56Oh, I like it.
46:57This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
46:58Yeah, yeah.
46:59Huh?
46:59Oh, what is this surprise?
47:06Oh, great.
47:08Time for the children to perform.
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:13That would be the EastEnders version.
47:14There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steeple too.
47:23And up in the nursery, an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids.
47:32Cuckoo.
47:34Cuckoo.
47:35You'll recognise this.
47:46Here we go.
47:46So long, farewell, avidus and goodbye.
47:50I hate to go and leave his pretty side.
47:57Each one goes.
48:02Oh, I see.
48:04I'll be just saying adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu.
48:08To you and you and you and you.
48:09Okay, you knew that part.
48:10Yeah.
48:13Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:15Just the adults.
48:16This is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed.
48:19Yeah.
48:19To get another ten minutes.
48:21Yeah.
48:22It's based into song and dance.
48:25So long, farewell, avidus and goodbye.
48:28Just go to sleep.
48:30Go to sleep.
48:30And leave a sigh and say goodbye.
48:32Goodbye.
48:35Wow.
48:35You had a beautiful high note there.
48:38So long.
48:38So long.
48:39Goodbye.
48:40Avidus and goodbye.
48:41I can't.
48:42I'm going to get a snack.
48:46This is the best bit though.
48:48Oh.
48:48The sun has gone.
48:53She's scratching her arse up the stairs.
48:56Oh my God.
48:56Now the little one's singing.
48:58Yeah, but she's really cute.
48:59Yeah, that helps.
49:01Goodbye.
49:02Isn't that lovely.
49:08Oh, mercifully.
49:10Please tell me there's not more.
49:11Okay.
49:12No more kids, right?
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this.
49:15Because you know what will be coming next, don't you?
49:17Oh God, yeah.
49:18Full performance every night.
49:19Yeah.
49:21Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:22It's bad enough as it is.
49:24Giving it cuckoo.
49:25Cuckoo.
49:26Go to bed!
49:27In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:40Gogglebox, sponsored by Three.
49:45That was well good.
49:46Yeah, it was good.
49:48Should we watch another?
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