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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:10All right, it's about that time.
00:00:12So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:21Yeah, him.
00:00:23Hi!
00:00:24Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:31Hey!
00:00:55You have a cute scar.
00:00:57It's just my birthmark.
00:01:00Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17I don't want you to stop.
00:01:21Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how.
00:01:58Just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:16I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:21Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:12And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:30I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:41Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:57Daddy!
00:03:58Oh!
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04You're just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry.
00:04:08Your fit Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:42Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:59So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:23Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05It was my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:11Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19I think we got it.
00:06:44Ooh.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:05Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:22Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:48Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14Uh-oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:29of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:40So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:45we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:04In front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14Strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:46and I don't want your money.
00:09:49Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:09:59Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:00What are you standing here for?
00:10:03Hello there.
00:10:04Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:05Yes, yeah.
00:10:06Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:08We have a holiday special today.
00:10:10Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:16Oh, great.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:17What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:19Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:21I just got here.
00:10:23Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:29Okay, thank you.
00:10:32Hurry up and pay.
00:10:36I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:38You can wait your turn.
00:10:44Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:54You can just set those on top.
00:11:00Hi, guys.
00:11:02I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:08Of course.
00:11:10Thank you so much.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:11I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:14She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:17Just to give it away.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:27What?
00:11:27Do you do that often?
00:11:30As often as I can.
00:11:35We should go.
00:11:36We got to pick up paper.
00:11:40Watch out.
00:11:51You done feeling me up?
00:12:03Shut up.
00:12:03Oh, sorry.
00:12:04I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:06Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:13And don't be late.
00:12:14Harrison Group?
00:12:26Harrison Group?
00:12:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:30Sort of.
00:12:31Not that I'm judging.
00:12:33I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:38Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:41I think that's respectable.
00:12:44Can we pick another company?
00:12:45No.
00:12:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:48And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:51So, it's perfect.
00:12:57Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:00Don't worry.
00:13:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:06Too much.
00:13:27Let's go, Sam.
00:13:29It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:30Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:36It's my daughter's.
00:13:38Daughter's?
00:13:40Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:57Hey, there they are!
00:13:58Hey, ladies!
00:13:59Nice to meet you!
00:14:01Aw.
00:14:02Aw.
00:14:02Dad.
00:14:03So, where'd you made it?
00:14:04Aw.
00:14:05I missed you.
00:14:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:10He's coming.
00:14:12Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:13Good, good, good.
00:14:14So, I heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:19When's he arriving?
00:14:21Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:26Poor thing.
00:14:26Not surprising.
00:14:28I mean, she's 30.
00:14:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:32Oh, no, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:42Auntie Pamela?
00:14:43Debbie?
00:14:44My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:47We're only worried about you.
00:14:49All these years without a husband.
00:14:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:57And look what happened.
00:14:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:02I'm not alone.
00:15:03Mm-hmm.
00:15:04And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:10He's a manager.
00:15:11Manager of what?
00:15:14Trash.
00:15:16Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:23Actually, he's right here.
00:15:29Oh, wow.
00:15:31Wow.
00:15:32He is really good looking.
00:15:35Ah, must be AI.
00:15:37Mm-hmm.
00:15:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:41Fake.
00:15:41That's enough.
00:15:42She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:44Show some respect.
00:15:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:51and you turned him down?
00:15:53Well, guess what?
00:15:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:57Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:00That's half a million.
00:16:02Half a million.
00:16:04Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:07And speak of the devil.
00:16:10Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:16:15There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now.
00:16:28Living the dream.
00:16:29Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:38So married, huh?
00:16:40Is it serious?
00:16:42That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:45Wow.
00:16:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:49Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:56A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:59Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:02That's right.
00:17:04Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:07Women love a man in red.
00:17:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:13When I sit on my lap.
00:17:15Don't touch me.
00:17:16Oh, so entitled.
00:17:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:29Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:47My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband.
00:17:50He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:55Is that so?
00:17:57Well, then, where is he?
00:17:59Because I don't see him.
00:18:01Does anyone see him?
00:18:02Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:19Mommy.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:20Are you okay?
00:18:21I see your hands.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:24I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:26Come on, let's go.
00:18:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:35Let me go.
00:18:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:56Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:04Max, you came.
00:19:06Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09Where's Piper?
00:19:11William Hitter.
00:19:13Mom, I'm dead.
00:19:13I'll take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:19If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:23That's right.
00:19:23Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:35From New York.
00:19:36Polite.
00:19:37Handsome.
00:19:38Just like she said.
00:19:40Wow.
00:19:41He was an AI.
00:19:43See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:48Son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:52That pristine automobile.
00:19:55That car.
00:19:57Oh, my God.
00:19:58That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car.
00:20:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:06Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:08Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:20You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did he get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough.
00:20:30Please.
00:20:31I trust my daughter.
00:20:33She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max.
00:20:39Be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much do you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:48So?
00:20:49You need a breath, man.
00:20:53All right, that's it.
00:20:54I'm calling the cops.
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:04Too late.
00:21:09Mr. Harrison?
00:21:11Just play along.
00:21:14Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:21:15Now get the fuck out of here.
00:21:17Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:21:19Yes, sir.
00:21:20I'm so sorry, sir.
00:21:23Please, I'm so sorry.
00:21:23I'm so sorry.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:27Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:21:39He fooled me.
00:21:40What can I say?
00:21:41Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:21:45Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:21:47Oh, come on, Eva.
00:21:48We were just looking out for you.
00:21:50Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:21:53You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:21:55Soon.
00:21:55Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:21:59A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:22:04We are family, aren't we?
00:22:06Family takes care of each other.
00:22:09If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:22:13Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:22:17Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:22:20Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:22:23My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:22:29Come on, guys.
00:22:30Let's go in.
00:22:31Welcome to the family.
00:22:35Welcome.
00:22:36Come on in.
00:22:39This is your fault, Pam.
00:22:42You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:22:46My fault.
00:22:47You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:22:50Hey, how do you have that car?
00:23:02And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:23:04And how do you...
00:23:05I told you.
00:23:06I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:23:08I have a friend in high places.
00:23:10A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16It's the season of giving.
00:23:18He knows people.
00:23:19Has connections.
00:23:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:23:23You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:23:25And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:27Just don't blow your cover.
00:23:31Dad!
00:23:31Mom!
00:23:32Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:23:35Oh, honey.
00:23:36We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:23:42I think they get it, hon.
00:23:46Uh, how's Piper?
00:23:48Oh, she's fine.
00:23:49One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:23:53And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:23:58Great.
00:23:58See you in a bit.
00:24:00Joey?
00:24:00What are you doing?
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:05Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:24:11Relax.
00:24:11It was just a hug.
00:24:12We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:24:19You'll be okay.
00:24:20It's just one week.
00:24:21Kill me now.
00:24:22Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:24:24What are you doing?
00:24:31That's weird.
00:24:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and...
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Something just feels off.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:38That's ridiculous.
00:24:40I mean, what do you want to go down?
00:24:42Make out a promise to prove it?
00:24:44I don't like this.
00:24:45Mmm.
00:24:46Later.
00:24:46Later.
00:24:47Let's go.
00:24:54Here we go.
00:24:56Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:24:58Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:25:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:04Welcome.
00:25:06Cheers.
00:25:07Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:25:08Looks great.
00:25:09Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:25:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:25:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:25:20Ooh.
00:25:21Oh, no.
00:25:21Mom's testing him.
00:25:22She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:25:24You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:25:28Oh, Eva, sweetie.
00:25:34Kicking my foot.
00:25:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:25:37Oh, jeez.
00:25:39It's okay.
00:25:41Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:25:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:25:50Um.
00:25:50Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:25:59Did I hear this right?
00:25:59They're the best kind.
00:26:02Well, of course.
00:26:03It's pumpkin pie.
00:26:05See?
00:26:06Are you happy now?
00:26:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:26:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:26:13We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:26:19But our marriage is real.
00:26:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:26:25Uh-huh.
00:26:26Now those are quality.
00:26:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:26:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:26:42Well, um, it's...
00:26:44Silly face.
00:26:45Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:26:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:26:51Silly face.
00:26:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:26:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:26:57Those are lousers.
00:26:59That's nice.
00:27:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:27:04Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:27:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:27:09I'll drink to that.
00:27:11I agree with you there.
00:27:12So, come on, guys.
00:27:14Let's eat.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:28And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:27:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:27:34Nice and festive for you.
00:27:36No complications, right?
00:27:38Sorry, honey.
00:27:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:27:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:27:42Oh, honey.
00:27:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:27:45Oh, I just remembered.
00:27:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:27:50Something about water conservation.
00:27:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:27:5415 minutes?
00:27:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:27:58Just shower together.
00:28:00Shower together?
00:28:04Just shower together.
00:28:06Okay, you guys.
00:28:07Have a good night, okay?
00:28:12You heard her.
00:28:15Oh, wow.
00:28:36Why are you stripping?
00:28:38Well, I can't take a shower and get clothes on.
00:28:41Come on, we're wasting time.
00:28:42You have 15 minutes.
00:28:42Nice try.
00:28:43I am not showering with you.
00:28:46All right, sleep yourself.
00:28:47All room for getting in there.
00:28:49Not if I meet you there first.
00:28:52Come on, Max.
00:29:07Get out of the way.
00:29:10We agreed.
00:29:11Nothing physical.
00:29:12You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:29:14Relax.
00:29:15I won't touch you.
00:29:17Unless you say you want me to.
00:29:21But that'll cost extra.
00:29:22In your dreams.
00:29:33Great to join me.
00:29:35In your dreams.
00:29:35Here to join me.
00:29:37You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:29:58You wish.
00:29:59Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:01Pray you'll fall for me.
00:30:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:30:06Oh, yeah?
00:30:07Pray.
00:30:19Holy shit.
00:30:23Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:30:29I'll say.
00:30:30What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:30:33Still think you can resist?
00:30:34Oh, baby.
00:30:37I don't think I want you.
00:30:44Max, I shouldn't.
00:30:46Or maybe we should.
00:30:50God, he's such a good kisser.
00:30:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:01Mom, we're so sexy.
00:31:12Max, we cannot do this.
00:31:14What?
00:31:15I didn't mean to cross any...
00:31:17It's not you, Max.
00:31:18It's us.
00:31:19It's this.
00:31:19This is all an act.
00:31:20Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:31:23You're right.
00:31:26I'm sorry.
00:31:27I just need to be sorry.
00:31:29That birthmark.
00:31:43What is that?
00:31:46It's him.
00:31:47The man from New Year's.
00:31:48Is he Piper's father?
00:31:53Why are you acting?
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:31:58Max is Piper's father.
00:32:01Are you okay?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03I just, um, I just got lightheaded.
00:32:06I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:32:08Alone.
00:32:11Of course.
00:32:11We have a daughter together.
00:32:16Oh, my God.
00:32:18What do I do?
00:32:24I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:32:27You can take the bed.
00:32:29Thanks.
00:32:31Hey.
00:32:33Are you sure you're okay?
00:32:35Look, fake marriage aside,
00:32:36I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:32:39So if there's something you need,
00:32:40I can help.
00:32:42I want to help.
00:32:43He's Piper's father.
00:32:45He has a right to know.
00:32:47Um, Max,
00:32:50how would you feel
00:32:52if you found out you had a kid?
00:32:57A child?
00:32:59No, no, no.
00:33:00That's impossible.
00:33:01I'm very careful.
00:33:04Mostly.
00:33:06I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:33:09Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:33:11And I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:33:15Right.
00:33:17He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:33:19I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:33:22Why do you ask?
00:33:24No reason.
00:33:25Just curious.
00:33:27No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:33:30What?
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Well, then,
00:33:34can I ask you a question?
00:33:36Shoot.
00:33:42Where did you get these?
00:33:44And how did you know my exact size?
00:33:46I did not get those.
00:33:48I don't know where those came from.
00:33:50Are you sure?
00:33:50You're just not trying to break the contract.
00:33:56Come here.
00:33:56Come here.
00:33:56Come here.
00:33:57Come here.
00:33:57Come here.
00:33:57Come here.
00:33:58Come here.
00:33:58Woo!
00:33:59Oh, Eva, the truth is, is that I...
00:34:16Go, go, go, go, go, just a second, come in.
00:34:22Hey, hon.
00:34:23Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story.
00:34:29Before I tuck her in.
00:34:30You think you could take this one, Dad?
00:34:31We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:34:33I can see that.
00:34:35Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:34:37I mean, if you don't mind.
00:34:40Well, atta boy.
00:34:41You know what?
00:34:42Just put a shirt on.
00:34:43I'm gonna go get her.
00:34:44Piper!
00:34:45Here comes Grandpa!
00:34:49He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
00:34:53and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:34:56But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:35:00Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:35:07If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:35:12Good night, Piper.
00:35:16Is her dad still around?
00:35:19Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:35:23Uh, no.
00:35:24That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:35:32Do you really think so?
00:35:34From the bottom of my heart.
00:35:37Maybe I should tell him.
00:35:39He deserves to know.
00:35:46Max.
00:35:47You're Piper's father.
00:35:59I'll tell you one of the times, right?
00:36:00I'll tell you one of the times, right?
00:36:00Where's Piper?
00:36:26She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:36:45God, he said you could kiss her.
00:36:47Just gonna kiss and run?
00:36:58Not on my watch.
00:37:03Yeah, this.
00:37:05I remember this.
00:37:06I remember this.
00:37:06Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:37:20How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:37:23Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:37:24It was, uh, it was great.
00:37:26Wonderful.
00:37:27Well, it's about to get even better.
00:37:31Oh, no.
00:37:32What is that?
00:37:33Sardines and Saltines.
00:37:35It's a Smith family classic.
00:37:37It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime.
00:37:40Don't be shy.
00:37:40Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:37:43Max, you don't have to.
00:37:45No, no.
00:37:45It's okay.
00:37:46It's a Smith family staple.
00:37:58Yeah.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:03Good?
00:38:09Mmm.
00:38:10Good?
00:38:11Squamful.
00:38:13Well, you two better get dressed.
00:38:15You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:38:18Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:38:21That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda in her brood this year.
00:38:25What's the deal with them?
00:38:26Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:38:29Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:38:33Hey, don't worry.
00:38:35I'll protect you and Piper.
00:38:39Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:38:43Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:38:46Wait, that earring.
00:38:59Wait, that earring.
00:39:02You like it?
00:39:03I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:39:06Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:08Well, I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:39:15Right.
00:39:16Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:39:17Anyone can have it.
00:39:19Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:39:21She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:39:22So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:39:29But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:39:31What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:39:36An aging single mom.
00:39:38Slim pickings.
00:39:39I heard he's in waste management.
00:39:42That explains it.
00:39:43She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:39:47Oh, please, Miranda.
00:39:48No.
00:39:48Ava is your niece.
00:39:50Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:39:51Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:39:56Her track record speaks for itself.
00:39:57Exactly.
00:39:58Not like my Sierra.
00:40:00Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:05Oh, they're here.
00:40:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:16Merry Christmas.
00:40:18You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:40:20I am.
00:40:20I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:40:23Pleasure to meet you.
00:40:24Welcome.
00:40:24You're Ava's husband.
00:40:26But you're gorgeous.
00:40:30But as handsome as you.
00:40:33Look at you two.
00:40:34You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:40:36Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:37Merry Christmas.
00:40:38This is for Max and I.
00:40:40Oh, my goodness.
00:40:42Thank you, Ava.
00:40:43Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:40:45Oops.
00:40:46Oh, my bad.
00:40:47Oh, a homemade gift.
00:40:50How thrifty.
00:40:52Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:40:54Mommy's right.
00:40:55You mean all high?
00:40:56You little.
00:40:58You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:41:04Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:41:07Look what you just did to my mother.
00:41:09My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:41:12He could ruin your life.
00:41:14Mommy, are you okay?
00:41:28I'm fine.
00:41:29I'm just wet, honey.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:30It's okay.
00:41:31It's okay.
00:41:34What are you?
00:41:36Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:41:39Did you just slap me?
00:41:41Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:41:43You're a fucking psycho.
00:41:45You know what, Ciara?
00:41:45I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:41:51Her family.
00:41:53She needs me.
00:41:58You okay, honey?
00:41:59Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:02Do something.
00:42:03You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:05I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:42:07Oh, wow.
00:42:08I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:42:12to bully people.
00:42:14Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:42:17Let's call him.
00:42:18I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:42:21Please.
00:42:21Who do you think you are?
00:42:24Enough!
00:42:24There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:42:29Fine, Dad.
00:42:31Let it go, Nathan.
00:42:32They're just jealous.
00:42:35For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:42:38I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:42:42I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:42:45Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:42:47All right, that's enough.
00:42:48Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:11Is this a joke?
00:43:13Can you please pass me some food?
00:43:15Hold it.
00:43:16Who said you could eat anything else?
00:43:18My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:43:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:43:28King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:43:33Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:43:36And you don't get a single bite.
00:43:39It's just petty.
00:43:40Maybe so.
00:43:41But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:43:45Fine.
00:43:46Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:43:49Come on, let's go.
00:43:50No, no.
00:43:51Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:43:54Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:43:57I know, dear.
00:43:58I just want to have our family together.
00:44:00Fine.
00:44:01We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:04Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:06What was that?
00:44:10I just want to have our family together.
00:44:13Fine.
00:44:14We'll stay.
00:44:16Can I have a little napole?
00:44:18It's okay, sweetie.
00:44:19We'll get something right after.
00:44:21Like drive-thru?
00:44:22I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:44:25That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:44:30No strays.
00:44:31Ow.
00:44:32Sweetie, are you okay?
00:44:34Yes, I'm fine.
00:44:35You hit my child.
00:44:37You're fucking crazy.
00:44:38Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:44:45Don't worry, baby.
00:44:46I'll handle it.
00:44:50Don't worry, baby.
00:44:51I'll handle it.
00:44:55Piper.
00:44:57Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:00Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:04Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:06As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:45:09Actually, I do.
00:45:12He's such a liar.
00:45:13This ought to be hilarious.
00:45:15Oh, it will be.
00:45:18Sam.
00:45:20Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:45:23I'm already on my way.
00:45:29Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:45:31I'm already on my way.
00:45:34You hear this guy?
00:45:36He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:45:38From Antarctica.
00:45:40Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:45:43His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:45:46Max, what are you doing?
00:45:48Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:45:49Santa's already on his way.
00:45:51Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:00A helicopter?
00:46:08There's no way.
00:46:15How did you pull this off?
00:46:17Sam is like family.
00:46:18I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:46:19Thanks, boss.
00:46:21Boss?
00:46:22Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:46:25Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:46:27Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:46:31I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:46:34You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:46:37Mm-hmm.
00:46:40Come on.
00:46:43You can stop kidding around.
00:46:45If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:46:47pretending to be my husband?
00:46:49No, I actually am the CEO.
00:46:51Come on.
00:46:51You can stop the charade.
00:46:53Okay?
00:46:53This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:46:55Eva.
00:46:56I'm not pretending.
00:46:57Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:47:02How is this possible?
00:47:13This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:47:20Who are you?
00:47:22I told you.
00:47:23I'm Eva's husband.
00:47:25That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:47:27Wait.
00:47:28No.
00:47:28Hold on.
00:47:30You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:47:35You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:47:37Hmm.
00:47:38Some of the small ones.
00:47:40I mean, you know that.
00:47:42You work for me.
00:47:43Oh, God.
00:47:44I insulted my own boss.
00:47:47I'm finished.
00:47:47I'm finished.
00:47:52I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:47:59Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:01Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:03For tonight, your fee stands.
00:48:06And with that, your career.
00:48:09You're fired.
00:48:10Fired?
00:48:11Sam.
00:48:15Fired?
00:48:16Oh, God.
00:48:17I can't be fired.
00:48:20What?
00:48:20Mr. Harrison, please.
00:48:22You can have as much crab as you want.
00:48:25Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:48:26I'll do anything.
00:48:27Guys, take out the trash.
00:48:32And you.
00:48:36Oh, me?
00:48:38Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:48:40That was a Christmas joke.
00:48:41A family tradition.
00:48:43Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:48:46Sam.
00:48:46Sam.
00:48:48Hmm.
00:48:50Will you do me the honors?
00:48:53Gladly.
00:48:57Merry Christmas, Aunt Lennon.
00:49:02Father, do something.
00:49:04Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:06I'm leaving.
00:49:08Hmm.
00:49:09Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:49:10Come on, sweetie.
00:49:17Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:49:20Eat as much as you want.
00:49:21Thanks, Daddy.
00:49:25I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:49:27I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:49:30Honestly?
00:49:30This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:49:34Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:49:36Just like this.
00:49:37Does he really mean that?
00:49:39Or is he just playing the part?
00:49:41I can't tell.
00:49:43And that terrifies me.
00:49:49Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:49:50I brought you a gift.
00:49:51Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:49:54Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:02Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:50:05Tell me everything.
00:50:07Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:50:10didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:50:13Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:50:16A high school dropout?
00:50:18In the Harrison family?
00:50:20Not a chance.
00:50:25She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:50:29Maximus seems to like her.
00:50:30Silence.
00:50:31Get me the address where she works.
00:50:33It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:50:35That's nice.
00:50:36We own that one.
00:50:38Good work.
00:50:39But take off that stupid hat.
00:50:50Thanks.
00:50:52So your dad insisted that I try this wine
00:50:54that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:50:58Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:00And how about you?
00:51:05Me?
00:51:06Yeah.
00:51:08Are you happy with your new husband?
00:51:13Eva.
00:51:20That birthmark.
00:51:26Family to me is a big commitment,
00:51:29and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:51:33Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:51:35So much we're not telling each other.
00:51:36Uh...
00:51:37No feelings, no complications.
00:51:40That's what we agreed upon.
00:51:41Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:51:44Max.
00:51:45Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:51:46Well, it's cold.
00:51:50Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:51:53Max.
00:51:56I need to tell you something.
00:51:59Something important.
00:52:01What's gotten into her?
00:52:03Is she hiding something?
00:52:05Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:08I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:52:14Piper is...
00:52:16Piper is...
00:52:17Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:52:20Oh, sweetie.
00:52:21Oh, my gosh.
00:52:22It's unswollen.
00:52:23Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:52:26Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:52:27Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:52:31Come on, Piper.
00:52:35Okay, let me see.
00:52:36I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:52:43But that's not true.
00:52:45You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:52:49Uh...
00:52:49Daddy!
00:52:50No!
00:52:52Well...
00:52:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:53:03Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:09Really?
00:53:09Please stay, Daddy.
00:53:14You think it was Scar?
00:53:17Hmm.
00:53:20I wouldn't worry about it.
00:53:22Scars make you look like a badass.
00:53:23I have one, too.
00:53:25Dad...
00:53:26I got that when I was about your age.
00:53:29Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:33No way.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35It was actually a cactus.
00:53:36But it's still cool.
00:53:39I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:53:45Piper, how long have you had that?
00:53:47My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:53:55And how old are you?
00:53:56Six.
00:53:57Six?
00:53:58That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:54:01Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:54:03Eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:07What do I even say?
00:54:09And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:11Sorry, honey.
00:54:12This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:54:16Um...
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:20Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:54:22Eva.
00:54:26Okay, look.
00:54:30Piper is...
00:54:33Go on.
00:54:37It must be an emergency.
00:54:46Excuse me.
00:54:48Sorry.
00:54:48I'll take this.
00:54:55Mommy, are you okay?
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:59Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:01I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:55:07Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:09I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:55:13She's a high school dropout.
00:55:15Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:55:17And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:55:19I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:55:22That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:55:30I'm sorry, Max.
00:55:32You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:55:33Your mother would take her away.
00:55:35After Christmas, it's over.
00:55:39Eva?
00:55:39Maximus, are you even listening to me?
00:55:44No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:55:45I'm sorry, okay?
00:55:46Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:55:49I'm not leaving her.
00:55:52Eva?
00:55:58Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:56:03This is for you, Grandma.
00:56:04Oh, wow.
00:56:11That's so cool.
00:56:12Did you know?
00:56:13Uh, Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:56:17Oh, thank you so much.
00:56:19Just thanks, guys.
00:56:20I'm glad you're here.
00:56:23Oh!
00:56:24Oh!
00:56:25Damn, these are nice.
00:56:27Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:56:31Bye.
00:56:34Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:56:37It's in the other room by the train set.
00:56:39Here, I'll go with you.
00:56:40Remember the song that we sang?
00:56:41Ready?
00:56:42Ready?
00:56:42Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:56:45What we got, guys?
00:56:45Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:56:52You never told me...
00:56:55have we met before?
00:57:01Have we met before?
00:57:02She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:09I don't know what you're getting at.
00:57:12Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:57:23I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:25Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:57:26They're very common.
00:57:27I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:57:30No matter how I feel about him.
00:57:34Maybe.
00:57:37Are you okay?
00:57:41Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:57:44No.
00:57:45I'm fine.
00:57:47Um...
00:57:49Oh, I almost forgot.
00:57:52I got you this.
00:57:54You got me a gift, too?
00:57:56Tis the season.
00:57:57Open it.
00:57:58Gloves.
00:58:13Did you make these?
00:58:15Yeah.
00:58:16I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:58:18that's Christmas.
00:58:20You've already done so much for me.
00:58:21I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:58:26How do they feel?
00:58:27Warm, right?
00:58:29Yeah.
00:58:30Warm.
00:58:32Soft.
00:58:35Perfect.
00:58:40Thank you, Eva.
00:58:42I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:58:44Really?
00:58:48Yeah, my mom.
00:58:49She partied all the time.
00:58:50And I got gifts.
00:58:52Plenty of them, but...
00:58:54I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:58:58Nothing...
00:58:59personal.
00:59:00Well, you deserve it.
00:59:02You're a good guy.
00:59:04And...
00:59:05someday you'll...
00:59:07find...
00:59:08someone special...
00:59:09to...
00:59:09spend all your Christmases with.
00:59:11What if that day's today?
00:59:16What if I already found someone special?
00:59:21Right here.
00:59:21Right here.
00:59:21Max, we can't...
00:59:34Max, we can't...
00:59:47If you want me to stop,
00:59:51you better tell me right now.
00:59:56Come on.
00:59:58I don't want you to stop.
01:00:05No matter how many years pass,
01:00:07I still can't resist him.
01:00:08I don't want you to stop.
01:00:12No matter how many years pass,
01:00:15it's still hard.
01:00:26I want you to stop.
01:00:30Come on.
01:00:32Oh, God,
01:00:32you were driving me
01:00:33fucking insane.
01:00:36Yeah.
01:00:37You hear me?
01:00:38Uh.
01:00:38Harker?
01:00:39Piper!
01:00:48Piper?
01:00:51She can't see us.
01:01:10Eva?
01:01:14Grandma, I'm up here!
01:01:28That was way too close.
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:31We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:01:36Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:01:40Can I still unwrap my present?
01:01:45You still haven't given me mine.
01:01:51Let me give it to you.
01:02:09Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:10Hello?
01:02:11Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:12Hello?
01:02:13Hello?
01:02:14Hello, Eva Smith.
01:02:15I'm Max's mother.
01:02:16Name your price.
01:02:17What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:02:18What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:02:19W-what?
01:02:20We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:02:22Take the money.
01:02:23Leave my granddaughter with us.
01:02:24What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:02:28W-what?
01:02:29We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:02:30Take the money.
01:02:31Leave my granddaughter with us.
01:02:32And go.
01:02:33My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:02:35Piper is my daughter.
01:02:47And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:02:49Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:02:53My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:02:57Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:02So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:09There's my beautiful wife.
01:03:15You okay?
01:03:19Look, we made it through Christmas, so I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:03:27What are you talking about?
01:03:29It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:03:35Eva, wait!
01:03:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:03:46Max, it's not real.
01:03:49None of it was real.
01:03:51So, this is just a goodbye?
01:03:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:03:57Look.
01:04:00Last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:09Just tell me what you need.
01:04:11I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:16Just say the word.
01:04:23You don't get it.
01:04:25You don't get it.
01:04:26I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:04:40I won't give up on us.
01:04:41Are we here?
01:04:59Yes.
01:05:00As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:03Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:08We're home.
01:05:13How can she just walk away?
01:05:22Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:05:24It's part of the agreement, too.
01:05:26Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:05:30Hey, you promised.
01:05:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:05:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:05:37All right, fine.
01:05:39When?
01:05:40Two days.
01:05:42I'll come pick you up.
01:05:43No need.
01:05:45Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:05:46I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:05:57So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:06:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:01If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:06:03I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:16I love you.
01:06:22I love you.
01:06:26Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:06:28Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:06:30Boss?
01:06:32Boss?
01:06:36Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:06:39I need to go win back my family.
01:06:42Family?
01:06:43Boss, you okay?
01:06:45Never better.
01:06:47Go get her, Max.
01:06:52Give it your best smile.
01:06:54Ah, there he is.
01:06:57Maximus, darling.
01:06:59I have some prospects for you.
01:07:01Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:06Oh.
01:07:09I told you.
01:07:10I already found the woman I love.
01:07:14Well, I...
01:07:15Maximus, stop this.
01:07:20That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:24Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:07:26and I'll find you another.
01:07:28You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:07:31No, I'm not.
01:07:33Oh?
01:07:34I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:07:38I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:07:43What?
01:07:44Oh, that's her.
01:07:45The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:04Hi.
01:08:04Welcome in.
01:08:05Can I help you find something?
01:08:07I wanted to try those.
01:08:08Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:14Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:20No, no, no.
01:08:22I know what I want.
01:08:23Size seven.
01:08:26Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:08:29Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:08:38Ignore her.
01:08:39She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:08:41Here, let me help you.
01:08:42Come on.
01:08:42She seems kind.
01:08:53I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:08:56She's just doing her job.
01:08:59How do they feel?
01:09:00Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:09:04I think I need a size up.
01:09:06Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:08Right away.
01:09:12I'll be right back.
01:09:13She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:09:16Was I wrong about her?
01:09:32Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:09:35Well, who gives a shit?
01:09:38She can't walk.
01:09:42That's just pure evil.
01:09:47Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:09:50She's in a wheelchair.
01:09:52Who cares?
01:09:52It's the last pair.
01:09:54I get paid commission.
01:10:01I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:03See?
01:10:06This is your whole problem.
01:10:09This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:12I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:15I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:18She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:21People who insult her all day?
01:10:24I'm your manager.
01:10:25Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:10:38Did I stutter?
01:10:43You don't have to fire me.
01:10:45I quit.
01:10:53I don't work here anymore.
01:10:56Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:10:59They're broken.
01:11:00Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:02You're a good person, after all.
01:11:06Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:07I'm sorry?
01:11:11Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:13Get out.
01:11:20You're not disabled?
01:11:22Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:26Absolutely shameful.
01:11:28Who are you?
01:11:29I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:11:36You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:11:40I am.
01:11:42And you, my dear, are fired.
01:11:45What did I do?
01:11:49You are a good person.
01:11:52From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:11:55Are you serious?
01:12:01That's right.
01:12:03Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:06You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:14You, out.
01:12:17I'll leave.
01:12:20I'm leaving.
01:12:21I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:27No, don't worry.
01:12:30You're getting a promotion.
01:12:32You deserve it, my dear.
01:12:36First assignment?
01:12:38I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:12:45Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:12:48Okay.
01:12:49Yeah.
01:12:49Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:12:55I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:04She's the mother of a CEO.
01:13:05Of course she lives like this.
01:13:08Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:23Max?
01:13:24Eva?
01:13:26What are you doing here?
01:13:28I, uh...
01:13:29There you are, Eva.
01:13:33Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:13:36My new daughter-in-law.
01:13:39What are you talking...
01:13:40That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:13:46Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:13:50Stop.
01:13:52And you?
01:13:53You lied to me at the store.
01:13:55You were both just testing me?
01:13:58Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:00I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:01I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:05But I was wrong.
01:14:07Eva, please.
01:14:07I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:10Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:14:13How could you think that of me?
01:14:15It's not like that, dear.
01:14:17Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:19Mom, what did you do?
01:14:22I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:24We're not together.
01:14:26And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:32I made a horrible mistake.
01:14:35What are you waiting for, son?
01:14:37Go after her.
01:14:42Eva.
01:14:43Let me go.
01:14:44I swear, it's not what you think.
01:14:46We come from two completely different worlds.
01:14:48Stop pretending like you care.
01:14:49I'm not pretending.
01:14:51Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:14:53In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:01Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:05Max, you came.
01:15:07God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:15:11I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:16Just say the word.
01:15:20See?
01:15:20Stop fighting.
01:15:25We belong together.
01:15:28You're wrong.
01:15:29Wrong about what?
01:15:31That you care?
01:15:33Or we belong together?
01:15:35Look, I already told you.
01:15:36We're from two completely different worlds.
01:15:39Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:15:42I don't want to fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:15:49Eva.
01:15:52Eva!
01:15:55I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:15:57Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:15:59Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:10Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:13Come here.
01:16:21No, you're not fine.
01:16:23You're sad.
01:16:23I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:29I miss Daddy, too.
01:16:34I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:16:39Don't you want to be with him?
01:16:40I'm a bug.
01:16:44You're right.
01:16:46What am I doing?
01:16:47Running like a coward?
01:16:50I've always taught you to be brave.
01:16:53Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:16:56I believe in you.
01:16:57What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:00I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:05Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:07Piper is his daughter.
01:17:10Enough sulking.
01:17:17Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:20Don't you think I want to?
01:17:23She doesn't want me.
01:17:25I didn't raise you to give up.
01:17:26Your daughter is still out there.
01:17:28You can't abandon her.
01:17:30Mom, you don't get it.
01:17:31I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:34And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:17:38What are you talking about?
01:17:40I already ran a DNA test.
01:17:43Piper is your daughter.
01:17:46What?
01:17:47See for yourself.
01:17:54I was right.
01:17:55Seven years ago.
01:17:57New Year's.
01:17:58That woman was evil.
01:17:59Eva.
01:18:14Daddy!
01:18:16Daddy!
01:18:16Daddy!
01:18:17Piper!
01:18:17Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:28You came back.
01:18:31I, uh...
01:18:34Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:18:37I, uh, I was scared.
01:18:46But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:18:49Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:18:53Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:18:56I have something to tell you, too.
01:18:58Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03You knew.
01:19:04My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:06Mama!
01:19:07Oh.
01:19:10Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:19:13But you've known this whole time?
01:19:14I was scared.
01:19:16Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:19:18I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:20How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:35I love you, Eva.
01:19:38I love you, too.
01:19:40I promise.
01:19:42For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:19:46As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:19:50Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:02For real this time?
01:20:03Yeah, yes.
01:20:05Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:11Yes.
01:20:11Yes.
01:20:12Hi.
01:20:12Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:20:26I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:33Who's that?
01:20:36Eva!
01:20:36Take me back!
01:20:41I'm sorry!
01:20:42I'm sorry!
01:20:42I struck your tire!
01:20:46Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:20:49Again.
01:20:52No?
01:20:53Not funny?
01:20:54I don't know.
01:20:54I don't know.
01:20:54I don't know.
01:20:55I don't know.
01:20:55I don't know.
01:20:55I don't know.
01:20:55I don't know.
01:20:56I don't know.
01:20:56I don't know.
01:20:57I don't know.
01:20:57I don't know.
01:20:57I don't know.
01:20:58I don't know.
01:20:58I don't know.
01:20:59I don't know.
01:20:59I don't know.
01:21:00I don't know.
01:21:00I don't know.
01:21:01I don't know.
01:21:01I don't know.
01:21:02I don't know.
01:21:02I don't know.
01:21:03I don't know.
01:21:03I don't know.
01:21:04I don't know.
01:21:04I don't know.
01:21:05I don't know.
01:21:05I don't know.
01:21:06I don't know.
01:21:06I don't know.
01:21:07I don't know.
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