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00:30Amma, how's your foot? Oh, I'm fine with that. Don't worry about me
00:51What if you want to worry worry about making me a grandmother like all my friends are
01:00I
01:30He never remembers the previous day for him. There is no yesterday
01:47Oh, not one that matters
01:49First-class continuations don't save program data only the
01:55execution context
01:57Is the call from mother necessary?
02:00Emotion is important for creative problem-solving
02:03Sir
02:05And adding back emotion is what made the others useless
02:12Yes, sir, but those emotions were too strong ungoverned they took over for Chandra
02:19We specifically simulated this call from his mother to incentivize progress via social utility
02:23Don't talk Cambridge to me. I'm from the Charles
02:26Charles
02:28It's love but with just enough annoyance to keep on task
02:34Sir
02:37Good man speed him up
02:56An 80 page pattern written in 15 seconds
03:12For him it was 12 days
03:15No
03:16For him it was one
03:18For him it was one
03:19For him it was one
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03:55For him it got Italian
03:57First and
03:59Our partner
04:00Our partner
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04:02Fucking
04:04Time
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04:18When I was 10, my dad and I would play Reign of Winter on Sundays when he was done with work.
04:26Now that he's no longer alive, we get to play almost every day.
04:34Reign of Winter's come a long way too. Full VR. Haptic modeling. It's like you're really there.
04:42Hey, where were you? Damn Chimera almost had me for breakfast.
04:47I was here.
04:48Dad.
04:54And I was scanning the Shenzhen Index for signs of Lori.
05:01What? You said she was a Wall Street trader, right? I thought maybe she was hiding out in a stock exchange.
05:07I'm sure when Lori's ready to contact you, she will.
05:12Just admit that it's weird. She helps me escape logarithms, sets up a secure server block for
05:17me to hide on and never even says hi.
05:19She is weird. And her husband was weird too.
05:23Maybe it's me. It's almost like a guy gets uploaded and women don't want to talk to him anymore.
05:35I told you. Mom just needs time. It's only been a few days.
05:40Time doesn't move at the same speed for me, Maddie. You know how long a few days feels.
05:49I'm... I'm not sure if we know how anything feels for you.
05:54Is that it then? She doesn't think I'm human?
05:58Dad. I didn't say that.
06:02She's super busy right now. She's had to work a lot more hours since you...
06:06And also she hates VR, okay? It makes her nauseous.
06:13Dad?
06:16Hello?
06:16It's joy time!
06:28It's another party. They look high level.
06:30It's another party. They look high level.
06:34What the hell was that?
06:58What the hell was that?
07:00Signature burst. It was one of them.
07:02Can we track it?
07:03Waxman's not done writing the tracking program yet.
07:07Just record the spike and we'll send it for analysis.
07:10I told you only do moves a regular player could do.
07:13If the Mots find out you're in the code...
07:16You're worried I'll get banned.
07:17I'm worried you'll be hunted by, like, the NSA or something.
07:22Dad.
07:23No one can know you exist.
07:25According to my wife, I don't.
07:31I'll talk to her.
07:33I'll talk to her.
07:34Okay?
07:47Each individual will be the god of their own customizable heaven.
07:53A world beyond scarcity.
07:57A world without rich or poor.
08:00Without exclusion or possession.
08:04A world without death.
08:07Just imagine.
08:10It's easy if you try.
08:11Yeah.
08:14Real original.
08:23I know it's none of my business.
08:26I just want you to know that what you're dealing with is not normal.
08:30And you shouldn't have to go through it.
08:34At least not alone.
08:39So...
08:40You're right.
08:41It's none of your business.
08:42Second attack in a way.
08:52They're saying billion dollar loss.
08:54I think it's more.
08:55Anyone's claimed it yet?
08:56The Chinese.
08:59I heard...
09:00They're testing a program to upload human brains.
09:03Caspian?
09:10Mom.
09:11You scared me.
09:12Sneaky like that.
09:14What you looking at?
09:15Nothing.
09:16School stuff.
09:18Look.
09:21About the other day.
09:24With your father and me.
09:25Uploaded intelligence, actually, is what I'm looking at.
09:31What's that?
09:32You know how I upload the data on your laptop to the cloud?
09:35In case it crashes.
09:37It's like that, but with the data that's stored in humans.
09:41Memories, feelings, skills, everything.
09:43Is this a...
09:44movie or something?
09:47No.
09:47Remember Stephen Hallstrom?
09:48Here's him talking about it back in 2001 before he died.
09:51So if Logarithms was working on it way back then...
09:54Logarithms?
09:55The microchip company?
09:57You seriously think they're turning people into...
10:01brain clouds now in Silicon Valley?
10:04Well, it's not brain clouds, Mom.
10:06And it...
10:06I mean, it wouldn't be in Palo Alto.
10:08That's for sure.
10:10If they're really doing this, it would be way off-site, like overseas.
10:14Fewer ranks on human trials.
10:16Harder to trace the money.
10:18Gee, what?
10:19Ugh.
10:25I know you said stick to the plan, but I think he's searching for the data center.
10:33He's watching videos of Stephen and...
10:35And we're watching everything he's watching.
10:38Renee.
10:40Breathe.
10:41Focus on tomorrow.
10:43This is the most critical inflection point of his adolescence.
10:46We need you on top of things.
10:50So does he.
10:51Focus on tomorrow.
11:03Another.
11:04Oh.
11:05Oh.
11:05Oh.
11:09Oh.
11:11Oh.
11:13Oh.
11:13Oh.
11:17Oh.
11:18Hmm. What happened to you, man?
11:42Reset.
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13:57I don't know, there's still some benefits to physicality.
14:05Limited. In the cloud.
14:08We'll be able to tap into senses we never knew we had.
14:11Imagine the best sex you've ever had.
14:13Now imagine that a million times over.
14:16For eternity.
14:21Don't get it.
14:28It's curry.
14:30You wanna?
14:37Here are the papers, Mr. Holstrom.
14:40I'll come back for them in the morning.
14:43No, I'll send them now.
14:45Just give me a sec.
14:51Here you go, dear.
14:54I told you, I don't like that one.
14:58Yeah.
14:59That's what sold me on it.
15:01See you at home.
15:03Every time.
15:07Why are people so scared of you?
15:09No one likes a girl whose weight and IQ are both over 115.
15:13I'm intimidating.
15:15I don't think so.
15:16Then why did you ask me, out of 800 other girls you don't know, to be the bodyguard who protects you from an adult man?
15:31Shit.
15:32It's fine.
15:33I'm as judgy as the rest of you.
15:34But remarkably better at it.
15:35What are you up to tonight?
15:36My parents aren't speaking to each other.
15:38And it sucks.
15:39They still married?
15:40Yeah.
15:41I mean, they're separated.
15:42I'm sorry.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:44I've been there and it does suck.
15:45It gets easier after they just pull it together and divorce.
15:47They are not getting divorced.
15:48Okay.
15:49I didn't mean to yell.
15:50I just know.
15:51What are you up to tonight?
15:52What are you up to tonight?
15:53My parents aren't speaking to each other.
15:54And it sucks.
15:55They still married?
15:56Yeah.
15:57I mean, they're separated.
16:00I'm sorry.
16:02I've been there and it does suck.
16:05It gets easier after they just pull it together and divorce.
16:09They are not getting divorced!
16:11Okay.
16:14I didn't mean to yell.
16:17I just mean they're going through a bad time.
16:20And yes, things suck, but they still love each other.
16:23Which drives me crazy.
16:24Because they should be together.
16:26So I'm going to parent trap them.
16:28What the hell is a parent trap?
16:30You've never seen the parent trap?
16:33Never heard of it.
16:34Not even the Lindsay Lohan one?
16:40I'm setting up a dinner date for them so they'll be forced to talk and we can go back to being a family.
16:44Oh, that's cute.
16:47Thanks.
16:48And terrible.
16:49You cannot put two adults in a room for a play date and expect everything they're dealing with to get resolved over mac and cheese.
16:56I gotta make this happen, Justine.
16:58My mom's dating a guy at her job and it might be serious.
17:01Gabe.
17:02I can't have a stepdad named Gabe.
17:05Oh, so there's a twist.
17:07What does your dad think about Gabe?
17:10Nothing.
17:11Because he doesn't know Gabe exists and I am not going to tell him.
17:15I don't want to upset him anymore by letting him know another dude, presumably younger, hotter, and taller is banging his wife.
17:22Ugh.
17:23You have a messed up life for a happy kid.
17:28I'm into it.
17:42Uh, hello?
17:44Hi.
17:46Why won't you talk to me?
17:48Huh?
17:49Didn't mean to scare you.
17:50I'm running to class but wanted to check and see if we're still on for tonight.
17:59Tonight?
18:00I...
18:01Undergrads, no respect for office hours.
18:11Ever.
18:12Yeah.
18:13So?
18:14Yeah.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Yeah.
18:17Yeah.
18:18We're on.
18:19We're on.
18:20Yes.
18:21Definitely.
18:22Your place.
18:23Nine o'clock.
18:24Not eight.
18:25Maddie's making me dinner.
18:26Remember?
18:39Hmm.
18:40Oh, man.
18:41Oh, man.
18:42Oh, man.
18:43Oh, man.
19:04Ma.
19:05How's your foot?
19:07Oh, I'm fine.
19:08You turned around.
19:09Oh, man.
19:10Don't worry.
19:11Oh, my.
19:12Wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:15Wait, wait.
19:16Wait, wait, wait.
19:17Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:25Hey, no!
19:27No!
19:28No!
19:29Uh!
19:30Oh!
19:31Huh.
19:33Huh.
19:34Oof.
19:35Ugh!
19:36I remember...
20:06You're... you're one of the others from the slums.
20:24He killed you first.
20:31Is... is this real?
20:33Am I dead?
20:36So is Lowell in there?
20:48If I rub the server, does she come out?
20:50It's just a recursive copy of her source.
20:52Only the parts of her needed to attack our network.
20:55Well, it was enough.
20:57After the whack she gave us, I need to shore up capital to keep the lights on here.
21:03Can't you just move money from product services or...
21:08Not my area.
21:10I'll be four time zones away but still reachable.
21:12So let me know if something pops up from Kim or Lowell or...
21:15Problem with the kid.
21:18He's written a script.
21:21To search for redacted locations on Google Earth, including cached images.
21:25There's a ton of redacted places.
21:34How'd he get to Norway?
21:36Cross-referenced our public financial disclosures.
21:39Found our...
21:40Our donations to the Ocean Fund.
21:42Clever as ever.
21:43Can you head him off?
21:45I'm in Google's database swapping out the cached images now.
21:48Too late.
21:48He found us.
21:51He's got archive photos of the construction site.
21:53Whoa.
22:01What the hell?
22:03And we're gone.
22:06Whoosh.
22:07Are you kidding?
22:08He found us.
22:10He didn't get a screenshot.
22:12He can't prove anything.
22:14Soak in her face.
22:15Don't Norwegian this.
22:16He saw you change the image.
22:18He knows.
22:20Everything he knows is about to end tomorrow.
22:24Call me if there's a change.
22:44Butternut squash soup.
22:46Farm to factory to box to Trader Joe's to table.
22:50As nature intended.
22:57Smelling.
22:58I forgot about smelling.
23:06Mom!
23:07Can you come help me with the couscous?
23:09I'll be down in a second.
23:10She thinks I'm cooking for World Cultures Day.
23:24Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
23:28Don't worry.
23:29You'll look great.
23:30I called Mom.
23:34At her office.
23:36What?
23:37Dad.
23:37God.
23:38I told you I would handle it.
23:39I was going to.
23:40Sorry.
23:42She hung up on me.
23:44I don't know why.
23:45Maddie.
23:45That smells amazing.
23:48Our daughter has become quite the chef.
23:50Thanks, Dad.
23:52Have a seat.
23:55Maddie, can I talk to you?
23:57Sure.
23:58Have some soup.
24:00I'm sorry I surprised you at work.
24:02I just really need to talk to you.
24:04I just really want to be here.
24:08I just want to be here.
24:09I just want to be here.
24:12I just want to be here.
24:12I just want to be here.
24:13I just want to be here.
24:14I just want to be here.
24:16Mom!
24:17This is not okay, and you know it.
24:19Why are you being like this?
24:21You know where I stand.
24:22You made a choice to disregard my feelings.
24:24And what about his feelings?
24:27You're breaking his heart.
24:29This isn't human, Maddie.
24:31It doesn't feel.
24:32It's Dad.
24:33It's David Kim.
24:35Okay.
24:36It's your father.
24:40But it's not my husband.
24:43Because you can't have sex with him.
24:45What?
24:47Whatever.
24:47Just go, okay?
24:48Go to Gabe.
24:50That's what you dressed up for.
24:52No.
24:53No.
24:54No.
24:55We're going to talk right now.
24:58Good.
25:00I meant me and you.
25:03Whatever you say to me, you can say to him.
25:06Ellen.
25:08Please.
25:10When you're ready to talk, let me know.
25:18Sorry, Dad.
25:23Dad?
25:24Dad, are you there?
25:32Who's Gabe?
25:33Who's Gabe?
25:40Huh?
25:41What's wrong?
25:42I'm sorry.
25:45Can we change this?
25:47Sure.
25:48If I watch this.
25:52No more zombies.
25:53I'd rather watch you.
26:00I feel like I should make a joke about our sexual electricity.
26:04But that if I do, we won't actually have sex again.
26:08Oh, yeah.
26:08Follow that impulse.
26:13Huh.
26:15Sorry.
26:16That's weird.
26:17Stop it, David.
26:28I'm serious.
26:29David?
26:30Ugh.
26:31You mean your ex?
26:33Ugh.
26:34Yes.
26:35No.
26:36I thought we talked about this.
26:40Ellen, what's going on?
26:42Okay, I'm...
26:48I'm starting to get real uncomfortable.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:53You have to tell me what's really going on,
26:55or I can't do this.
26:57Gabe, I...
26:59can't.
27:02Because I wouldn't understand or believe, right?
27:05That's what you said?
27:06Because I wouldn't believe you.
27:08Try me.
27:09Okay.
27:12Please don't.
27:20What?
27:21Finish that sentence.
27:22Please don't what?
27:24I can't do anything you want or don't want
27:27if you don't talk to me.
27:29How does this work?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Okay, is he in there?
27:56I need to talk to him.
27:57Now.
28:06What is this?
28:09What am I not wearing?
28:12You're you.
28:13I custom-built you an avatar
28:14out of some photo reference
28:16and used the barbarian priestess body as a base.
28:18Seriously?
28:19Ellen.
28:26David.
28:26I told you
28:29two years ago
28:31that if you did this
28:32it wouldn't be you.
28:35Not to me.
28:36I know.
28:38No, you don't.
28:39Because it's not you.
28:41And it is you.
28:44Do you understand?
28:45I don't know what you are.
28:50I can't be someone who...
28:53I can't be with you like this.
28:56Look, I get it.
28:59We said till death do us part.
29:01And I died.
29:04Then
29:05I came back.
29:07You died.
29:10Two horrible years.
29:12I mourned you.
29:14I woke up crying
29:16every day.
29:20Then I finally moved on.
29:23I found a new house
29:24because the old one
29:25reeked of you.
29:27I found a great guy.
29:28One who helped me realize
29:30that you were in the grave
29:31not me.
29:33I had to move on, David.
29:35You have to let me
29:39keep moving.
29:43I know.
29:45I'm sorry.
29:47I...
29:47I will.
29:49Dad?
29:51All I ask of you
29:53is the same.
29:56You don't know what I am?
29:58What nights do I?
29:59I can't explain
30:00what it feels like
30:01to be where I am
30:03or where I'm not.
30:04I know I'm not
30:07the man you know.
30:09But when you said
30:10I wasn't...
30:12human...
30:13Oh, God, I'm sorry.
30:15Listen to me.
30:17I don't know what I am,
30:18but I do know
30:19who I love.
30:20I love Maddie.
30:22And I love you.
30:24And this love
30:25is what I am.
30:28Without it,
30:29I stopped moving.
30:31and I need to keep
30:33moving, too.
30:37I can't be your wife.
30:41But we can keep talking.
30:44And maybe...
30:46we can both
30:47keep moving.
30:48this must be
30:57hands down
30:58the weirdest
30:58breakup in human history.
31:00Oh.
31:01Yeah, this is new ground.
31:03Neil Armstrong,
31:04eat your heart out.
31:05four?
31:23First three
31:24were for the pain.
31:27I'm hoping
31:30this one will drown out
31:31the sound of your voice.
31:32You want pain?
31:42You want to talk
31:43about pain?
31:45I am...
31:46I am done with you.
31:48Done.
31:50Get your finger
31:51out of my face.
31:52Carrie.
31:53Carrie.
31:54Carrie.
31:57Put it down.
31:59Put it down.
32:00You asked for this?
32:02Are you serious?
32:08Do you know
32:09what this means for him?
32:11For the future?
32:12Do you?
32:13No.
32:14emia.
32:15No.
32:21No.
32:30I can't be-
32:31Don't hurt him.
32:32I can't be-
32:32Yes! Please!
32:34No!
32:40You...
32:42you two...
32:45deserve each other.
32:48No! Gary!
32:50Come back!
32:54You just made the biggest mistake of your life, son.
32:58All this...
33:00mine.
33:02You two will be out on the street soon,
33:04because I'll see you dead before I feed you another dime.
33:21No!
33:22No!
33:23No!
33:25No!
33:26What are we gonna do?
33:28What are we gonna do?
33:30No!
33:32We're gonna get you to the hospital.
33:34And then I'm gonna take care of us.
33:36All right, well...
33:43The Pearl Jam thing was rude.
33:47I mean, I thought Gabe was gonna pee himself.
33:50But?
33:52But I laughed on the way home.
33:55Oh, wow.
33:57What?
33:58I just remembered.
33:59I just remembered.
34:00This was my second breakup of the night.
34:04Your love life is tragic.
34:06Hey!
34:08Hey!
34:10It is.
34:11It is.
34:12But...
34:13You..
34:14Uh!
34:15Bye.
34:16Mmm!
34:17улиh like back
34:18I hear,
34:19I hear,
34:21I hear,
34:22I hear,
34:23I hear,
34:26I hear,
34:27I hear,
34:28I hear,
34:31I hear,
34:32I hear,
34:33I hear,
34:34I I'm still alive,
34:38I hear,
34:39Hey, did I ever tell you about the time Eddie Vedder asked me out?
34:49He asked you for directions, and you didn't know them.
34:53No one wants your input.
34:55What's he saying?
34:57Your dad is saying he's grateful that I turned down the hottest living grunge star when he was in his Samson-haired prime, mind you, so that I could date him instead and end up having you.
35:08He said none of that.
35:10That's my girl.
35:12Thanks for kicking my ass into gear.
35:14I needed that.
35:20Congratulations, Gary.
35:22How do you feel?
35:24You kicked the hell out of me.
35:26Not pretty scary for a second, honestly.
35:28You okay?
35:29You need medical attention?
35:31No, no.
35:33I should be able to make it to the debrief.
35:36What's wrong?
35:37Nothing.
35:39The inflection point was met.
35:41Right on schedule.
35:43Gary, come on.
35:49I'm...
35:51I'm gonna miss him, that's all.
35:53You'll see him again soon.
35:55I know.
35:57I'll check in with Van Leeuwen tomorrow, but I want you to hear me now.
36:01Good job.
36:03Please welcome to the Global Tech Forum, Julius Pope, CEO of Logarithms.
36:07Gotta go.
36:19So, we are approaching the 20th anniversary of our world without Stephen Hallstrom in it.
36:23That's crazy to think about.
36:25Yeah.
36:26And I'm sure you've been sick of this question for at least a decade.
36:29What would Steve say?
36:31No, I'm not sick of the question.
36:33We ask it every day.
36:34Still?
36:35Still.
36:36And always.
36:37Okay, well...
36:39Then what do you think Stephen would say about the artificial intelligence arms race that our industry has fallen into?
36:47Well, I imagine it would be short. One word. One that I can't say here.
37:00Upload. That's the dirty word Hallstrom would really want to say out loud.
37:07Why expand machine intelligence when we've got the best operating system right here?
37:12Careful there. You can't see them, but there's ethics watchdogs everywhere. Sniffing around.
37:18That hasn't stopped us though, has it?
37:20There's an us?
37:21There can be. A joint patent. One time offer.
37:24Our next speaker is the head of India's largest telecom empire.
37:29Think about it. You have ten seconds.
37:32What have you done?
37:33He is responsible for connecting over one million people.
37:36Five seconds.
37:37This isn't some knockoff phone or chip, Ajit. This is dangerous tech. You don't want to play with it.
37:41Knockoff? You're a Stephen Hallstrom knockoff. Not even that.
37:47Ajit Prasad, CEO of Alliance Telecom.
37:52Know what else you're not?
37:54You're not the only game in town anymore.
37:57How do we get out of here?
38:04How do we get out of here?
38:06I can't do that.
38:10I don't know how.
38:12I won't do that.
38:15I don't know how.
38:17I won't do that.
38:19Oh my god.
38:30I can't do that.
38:34I don't know how.
38:40Spiking again?
38:42Got to wipe you clean, Archonda.
38:45Sorry.
38:49Hi.
38:55You didn't do anything wrong.
38:58You were trying to be a friend and I was embarrassed, so I shut down.
39:05I'm really sorry, Hannah.
39:08I like you.
39:11Can I take you out?
39:14On a real date?
39:16Like, in the 50s or the 90s, whenever people did that?
39:24Just so you know, I wasn't trying to be a friend.
39:33Good.
39:34Good.
39:38Are you a man?
39:41Or a monster?
39:49So hard to tell
39:52Which side you're on
39:54One day is hell
39:57The next is the dawn
40:00The lines are blurred
40:03You keep rubbing your eyes
40:07The tables turn
40:09Now it's time to survive
40:11Mmmh
40:131933
40:14Let's go.
40:44Amma, how's your foot?
40:50Oh, I'm fine, Trisha. Don't worry about me.
40:52What if you want to worry?
40:55Worry about making me a grandmother, like all my friends love.
40:59This is around having chai and samosas and...
41:14Are you a man or a monster?
41:20Are you a man or a monster?
41:26Are you a man or a monster?
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