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00:30The Greek god Zeus leads a heavenly war against his father Kronos for supremacy of the universe.
00:39The Babylonian goddess Tiamat makes war against her children and killed her husband who tried to kill them.
00:47The Norse god Odin and his brothers forge a new world from the murdered corpse of their grandpa.
00:54Most of the girls in my class completely missed the moment when the world began to end.
00:58Two wrapped up in their own drama, obsessed with their own lives.
01:03Or trying to ruin mine.
01:17And the list goes on and on and on, but the story, well, the story is kind of the same.
01:22Family feud escalates into a violent power struggle between a pantheon of supreme beings and their offspring.
01:30A new world is created in the aftermath.
01:34And this same basic plot is the backbone of creationists.
01:38Different cultures from different parts of the world that think about each other.
01:42Comparative mythologists call this up.
01:47Uh, where are you going?
01:49Bathroom.
01:51Forget something?
01:53My phone's in my bag.
01:55Cool. When it's on my desk, you can go to the restroom.
01:57Hey.
02:08Madison!
02:10Hey!
02:11It's been two years.
02:28Two years ago this week, actually.
02:31And she really hasn't been the same since he passed, as you can imagine.
02:35I can.
02:36Yeah.
02:38I wish we would have known.
02:40She didn't say anything.
02:42No, and I didn't either.
02:43I should have on the application.
02:45You know.
02:47With that and the move.
02:50New school.
02:51New home.
02:52I get it.
02:53Change is a huge cause of stress.
02:55And then you add in being a teenager on top.
03:00Oh, my God!
03:02Dad!
03:03It'll need upgrades.
03:06I love it!
03:07I figure every engineer needs their toolkit.
03:11It might be a little slow, but...
03:13I'll swap in an SSD, boost the RAM.
03:18Did you get it on eBay or Newegg?
03:20Actually, it's Mom's old laptop.
03:22Mom's?
03:23Mm-hmm.
03:25She should know the password.
03:28She's never gonna give me that.
03:30Well, not if you don't ask her.
03:32She wants me to unplug.
03:34She hates all technology.
03:36No, she doesn't.
03:42Why do you want me to talk to Mom?
03:44Is this a trick question?
03:46Why did you give me this?
03:48My birthday's not till next month.
03:50Maddie.
03:52I thought you were getting better.
03:53What's the point of all of this if you're not getting better?
03:57I don't want the stupid computer!
04:02Maddie, if I really thought I was dying, I would give you my laptop.
04:07I give you that one because it's a piece of junk.
04:11And I want you to talk to Mom because she's your mom.
04:15She's smart and she's caring and...
04:18If you're going through a rough patch, she is the absolute best person to talk to.
04:23Want to talk about it?
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:35No.
04:36No.
04:38No.
04:39No.
04:41No.
04:43No.
04:45No.
04:47No.
04:48I don't know.
05:18I don't know.
05:48I don't know.
06:18I don't know.
06:47I don't know.
07:17I don't know.
07:19You're confused.
07:22Or you can't talk.
07:24Whatever.
07:26I saw the damn email.
07:29Yeah.
07:38It made me feel like shit.
07:41Easier said than done.
07:53Umbrella in the rain?
08:02Protection from the rain?
08:04I don't know.
08:13I don't know.
08:16I don't know.
08:17I don't know.
08:19I don't know.
08:20I don't know.
08:31I don't know.
08:32I don't know.
08:34I don't know.
08:47I always try to get in right at the bell or a little after.
08:51It cuts down on their time to mess with you.
08:58Sometimes it doesn't work.
09:00Eight means eight.
09:09Eight means eight.
09:10Come on.
09:11Take your seats.
09:12Mr. Jones.
09:13I am in mine.
09:14Kelly's the best, Mr. Jones.
09:16And we are tardy.
09:19Okay, guys.
09:20If you check sight guys to see I put your syllabus in there.
09:23What's wrong?
09:27Today, though?
09:29Something was different.
09:46Good luck.
09:47What are all doing here?
09:48What are you thinking?
09:49I do it.
09:50...
09:51Yeah.
09:53You're welcome.
09:54Hang on here.
09:55Hi.
09:57ある.
09:59Looks kind of cute.
10:00We love you.
10:01Half the Ark with the Ark with the Eagle.
10:04kerjaab Anybody.
10:06Period
10:10Videos
10:12Note
10:14I'm not sure what was going on, but by lunch,
10:26Samara's squad was turning on one another.
10:29That's really sociopathic.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:32Like, I don't even get it.
10:33Or whatever.
10:34I don't know.
10:34She would even talk to her.
10:36I don't know.
10:36She would.
10:44Erin, it's okay.
11:07It's not okay.
11:10What is your problem, bitch?
11:12My problem?
11:13How did you have my phone?
11:15Guys, instead...
11:16I said, how did you have my phone?
11:21Guys, stop it!
11:22Oh, my God.
11:42That even looks like her.
11:44How did you hack all of them?
11:46Sorry.
11:53I'll think about it.
11:59I'll talk about it.
11:59I'll talk to you.
12:00I'll talk about it.
12:055th at theALL
12:063rd at the High Discovery
12:09by Anakin Pat Hatt�
12:10you know my mother who knows me you're home early the computers went down at work who are you talking
12:24to i'm not it's just a chat with who uh emo and who's emo just someone online who's been helping
12:36me let me see no mom it's not gonna work how long has this been going on nothing is going on mom what
12:49is this what are these that's all he uses i thought you didn't know who he was how do you know emo is a
12:55he i don't i just call him emo because he only talks an emoji do you have any idea how dangerous
13:01he won't respond to you i got it
13:08how do i get out of this i don't know it's it's not an app it's like a root chat
13:24mom what are lips a man's lips what lips my lips have kissed and where and why
13:43is from a poem what poem
13:46no no way no goddamn way
14:00doctor waxman please no i don't have an extension peter waxman head of research tell him it's ellen
14:20what have you done with david don't bullshit me pete he just sent me a message on the computer
14:30no no you hang up this phone and it is war just tell me the truth what have you done with my husband
14:36oh we have a breach someone reached out to david kim's family
15:01who who do you think what do they know nothing they can prove didn't you say if we partition
15:09language processing this wouldn't be an issue
15:11i told you the brain is holonomic you need to cut his network access now
15:17yeah okay you're right but don't sound so nervous pete this is a big step forward
15:24yeah
15:27yeah
15:38i'm
15:39yeah
15:43yeah
15:48yeah
15:51what's wrong nothing just want to hear how it's going with our boy fine but um i'd rather update
16:03you at check-in i don't want to send you an incomplete report yeah i understand
16:07you know sitting here in my car without my notes fair enough we'll talk soon
16:21gauss sits at the absolute maximum point on the curve four y equals negative two x to the third
16:43plus three x to the second plus seven over the interval negative one two now pascal's
16:50seat is collinear with those of gauss and kronecker so where does pascal sit
17:00caspian two zero can you tell us how you arrived at that since gauss sits at negative
17:07one three and kronecker at one one slope is negative one
17:20student stores around the corner and there's the auditorium where the theater dreams hang
17:26no no no that's casper the unfriendly goth
17:30caspian oh like um narnia sorry no you're right narnia come on before he shoots up the school
17:40don't you hear the strange talking beasts hannah like montana
17:53i hear the shouting in the streets where all the corners seem to me
18:10we fight above the head and cry i'm the reason
18:29hi we're out of milk oh
18:33shit i um i got caught up at the post office and then i forgot about the groceries
18:51i think logarithms faked my dad's death and pulling him hostage
19:18so what do you think now
19:45that is not true and that i'm stupid hey you're not stupid and i didn't say it's not true
19:57just that there's not enough evidence to prove that aliens built the pyramids
20:01and that there's more evidence to suggest that they were man-made
20:05i mean i feel dumb for believing bianca and ali like they're always swearing the illuminati is real and
20:14aliens planted humans and yeah it's just a fifth grade thing
20:19and it's an every grade thing people of all ages believe in conspiracies
20:24why i think because they're scared of death or danger
20:28chaos exactly vocab word correct use chaos is scary for a lot of people
20:37and as weird as it sounds they feel much better believing that there's
20:42somebody behind the scenes controlling everything even if that somebody is a secret society or evil
20:50government or even alien force controlling the world now it's still scary but not as bad as feeling
20:57like there's no one in charge so then none of these conspiracies are true
21:03uh not necessarily
21:06you should always seek out proof and you should never stop asking questions
21:25you
21:36is he back no this is the recovered chat log from my swap file and all the ip connections as far
21:56as i could trace what are you doing with all that asking for help someone has to
22:01we just had this conversation there was no conversation i told you to call the police and
22:07tell them what i heard you say he's alive i heard you say what have you done with my husband
22:15i didn't say i was upset because of the poem i know i looked it up
22:22adnissing vincent millet dad had these books of hers those are mine and i never said he was alive
22:29i was upset because someone was playing a prank who logarithms why that's what i'm gonna find out
22:38no you're not telling me something you're lying maddie look at me your father is not alive
22:52we got a new tour chad
23:22we got a new tour chad
23:25tom you'll want to see this is this you
23:31who's he talking to who must read the emoji ten previous chats going back five months
23:40send me those and start a track
23:52and then
23:57i
23:59i
24:01i
24:01i
24:03i
25:04What?
25:06I'm not sure I understand.
25:10All right.
25:11I know we haven't known each other for that long. Six months. And this has only been for the last three, so there's no obligation or anything.
25:20If you want to call it off or take a break or whatever, you can just do that. It could have been over the phone. Most people don't even do that much.
25:31Gabe, I know. I didn't want to do that because, really, you've done nothing wrong. In fact, I really like you.
25:40I really like you. So, you see how it's hard to get a call out of nowhere to meet you at a random Starbucks? To hear you can't see me anymore? But you can't tell me why because it's something I wouldn't understand or believe? It makes me worried, Ellen. Should I be worried? Because if you're in some kind of trouble...
26:00It's my husband. It's David.
26:03I get it. Okay? Despite what she did, I still think about Julie. And unlike Julie, David sounds like he was an amazing person. But he's gone, Ellen. He didn't leave you, but he's not coming back. Whether you're with me or not, it's not going to change.
26:25I love him. But... I love you, too.
26:50Good morning. One for breakfast?
26:53I think I'm meant to meet someone.
26:55Mr. Chanda, your party's expecting you.
27:06Singularity is near. And whoever makes the big bets and the right bets will control not just the market, but the future.
27:19Singularity. Isn't that robots taking over, wiping us out?
27:23That's AI. I'm talking about UI. Uploaded intelligence.
27:30Uploaded. Uploading human minds to the cloud.
27:33What? Like memories, or...?
27:35No, the whole person. The whole brain. The whole brain. Every neuron. A digital emulation of a human mind. Which you run with massive, parallel computers.
27:45Is that the tech that Prasad's developing?
27:48Hey. You're 6,000 miles from Mumbai and you're just grabbing some breakfast before your flight.
27:58That sounds like science fiction to me.
27:59Sure, but so does half the stuff we do every day. Driverless cars, computers on our wrists, genetic editing.
28:05Ray, I promise you, we doubt this man at our own peril. You are looking at the second coming of Nostradamus.
28:10Hey, I'm just an engineer.
28:13No, no, no. You are a prophet, Chanda.
28:16If I didn't work for Ajit Prasad, you'd be calling me a patent troll.
28:20Prasad may get the spotlight, but we know you're the guy behind the guy.
28:24Alliance isn't patenting the technology. They're not even developing it, as far as I know.
28:29But someone is. Someone will. And when they do, it'll change the world.
28:33Or end it.
28:34Oh, we are done. That's for certain. But it's not death. It's retirement.
28:38Unless you consider them the same thing.
28:40I don't.
28:41This will be bigger than the industrial revolution.
28:44The UIs will transform business, medicine, construction.
28:47Once they are running things, humans can kick back. All at once. And for good.
28:51I don't know.
28:52I don't know.
28:53I don't know.
28:54I don't know.
28:55I don't know.
28:56I don't know.
28:57You know, my friend.
28:58You can't get back. All at once. And for good.
28:59This will birth a massive retirement industry for the young, which will have its own opportunities.
29:04The market for new products and services is endless.
29:09Can you give us an example?
29:12You mean like a free sample?
29:16No.
29:17Double your current salary year one, stock bonuses commensurate with patent performance,
29:22and you come into the spotlight my friend.
29:27That's very generous, very tempting, but...
29:32This has nothing to do with generosity.
29:35You're worth this.
29:49Mr. Chanda?
29:57Mr. Chanda Chanda
30:08Mr. Chanda Chanda
30:22Researches claim the nuclear plant maintenance program will make human supervision ...
30:26The Korean leader said to be seeking digital immortality.
30:28Prized alliance engineer, Renaud Chanda and Yusink,
30:31they are kidnapped.
30:35Dinner's ready.
30:36Okay.
30:38And Dad's home.
30:51Hey, Dad.
30:52Hey.
30:56Stir-fry.
30:57With tofu and bok choy.
31:01With tofu and bok choy.
31:04Is that all right?
31:05I thought you said something about a home-cooked meal.
31:08This is home-cooked.
31:10Monday through Thursday.
31:12All I eat is Chinese takeout or room service.
31:16I don't understand.
31:17I see that.
31:18This is home-cooked.
31:19I cooked it.
31:21You've stated that twice now.
31:22I haven't disputed it once.
31:24How's San Jose?
31:24How's school?
31:28I got a call from Caspian's calculus teacher today.
31:32She said he's ready to take the AP exam now and start a college course next semester.
31:39Well, it's good he's passed that.
31:41Differential calc's worthless.
31:43Worthless?
31:43It's not practical in the real world.
31:45Unless you want to be a teacher.
31:47You want to be a programmer?
31:48Lambda.
31:49Well, I thought it was impressive.
31:50And if you were hiring for Centillion or Logarithms, your opinion might have value.
31:54I know Lambda.
31:56Really?
31:57So if I were to give you a problem, like the kind they'd throw for an entry-level coder job, you could solve it?
32:04Carrie.
32:05You brought up math, Renee.
32:06I'm just talking to my son.
32:10I'm pretty tired.
32:11All right, I'll give you an easy one then.
32:13Five geniuses sit around a table, each with a bowl of tofu stir-fry with bok choy in front of them.
32:18There's one chopstick between each guy, therefore one to the right and left.
32:23In order to eat, any given genius needs to use both chopsticks.
32:28They have to alternate eating and thinking because they can't do both at the same time.
32:33How do you make sure all the geniuses get their thinking done without starving to death?
32:38Well, I think I know this one.
32:40Each man takes a chopstick to feed the man next to him.
32:43That's a religious allegory between heaven and hell.
32:46This is a...
32:46A concurrent algorithm problem.
32:49So he knows what the problem is.
32:51That is a start.
32:52Assume infinite amount of stir-fry.
32:54And infinite amount of stomach space.
32:56Maybe it is hell.
32:58It's hard to avoid deadlock, isn't it?
33:00This is a shared resource problem that appears in programming all the time.
33:04Uh-uh.
33:05The guy in your right's using that one.
33:06He just wants to eat his dinner.
33:08Quiet.
33:11I give up. I don't get it.
33:14It's a hierarchy solution.
33:15You assign a partial order to the resources.
33:18Okay.
33:19You number the chopsticks, one through five.
33:21Each man picks up the lowest number first from the two in front of them.
33:24And the order they put...
33:25And the order they put them down in doesn't matter.
33:27If four of the five geniuses pick up the lowest numbered stick, only the highest number remains
33:31on the table, leaving an odd man out until the next round.
33:37I thought you said you didn't get it.
33:38It's not practical in the real world.
33:41Unless your program only has access to one database.
33:45Across multiple, you'd have to release hired number records before accessing new ones in
33:49your program would stall, then crash, then you'd be fired.
33:54Oh, but you do avoid deadlocks.
33:59It's easy to poke holes when you don't have...
34:01Introduce a third party, someone from the outside, a waiter, an arbitrator that each genius has to ask permission for to lift their stick.
34:07They can always put down, but they must have permission to lift.
34:11Third party works as a mutex.
34:13Reduces parallelism.
34:14Wow, honey.
34:17Wow, honey.
34:18Do you even understand one word he said?
34:20I understand a lot of things.
34:22I know he wasn't wrong.
34:23I know that.
34:24Here, take mine, too.
34:25Just like I know what home-cooked means.
34:27Even if you don't.
34:29It's a meal.
34:30Home-cooked meal.
34:31It's not tofu, not kale.
34:33Meatloaf!
34:34Mashed potatoes!
34:35You know, food!
34:35Oh, don't you?
35:06Meatloaf and mashed potatoes?
35:09I improvised.
35:19That's right!
35:21Go back to your awards!
35:35I don't know what to do.
36:05Okay, guys, come on, take your seats.
36:18Let's get started.
36:35Let's get started.
37:05Everybody pick out your journals, please.
37:24Uh, journal, please.
37:35Come on, come on.
37:51I knew it.
37:52Tamara, is this where you hacked us from?
37:54Out here?
37:55I didn't.
37:57Let me see your laptop.
37:58The bell rang.
37:59I'm late.
37:59Ah!
38:01You weren't gonna admit what you did or I will kick your ass right here, right now.
38:04Hey, did you just threaten my daughter?
38:07Who the hell are you?
38:08Mom!
38:08Let me go.
38:09Shut up.
38:10If you touch her again, I will kick your ass and I will gladly suffer the consequence.
38:15Get me?
38:16Uh-huh.
38:17Mom, stop!
38:18Are you okay?
38:20What are you doing here?
38:22Look, I...
38:22I came to say sorry.
38:24I didn't expect...
38:26I'm sorry.
38:32You're right.
38:34There's something I'm not telling you.
38:37Something...
38:39I never thought I'd have to.
38:40And now I have to.
38:55It's a massive DDoS attack.
38:57We're trying to black hole it, but there's multiple simultaneous attacks.
39:01Okay, where are they from?
39:03There's no signature.
39:04It's just a message written in an idiogram.
39:06Let man go.
39:07Or let him go.
39:08I don't know.
39:11Call Shire and Stern and have them check on Lowell.
39:14I think she just realized she's not the only one out there.
39:18What?
39:40The true breakthrough will come not when we create an artificial intelligence that can think, but one that can feel.
39:56I heard they're testing a program to upload human brains.
40:00No!
40:01This is dangerous tech.
40:03You don't want to play with it.
40:06Hi, kiddo.
40:07Dad.
40:08I want to show you something.
40:09How can we be human without a body?
40:15Now you can say, holy shit.
40:17Holy shit.
40:18Right now, we are the only Uplords, but soon there will be others.
40:23This is bigger than your dad, or you or me.
40:27You don't understand about who these people are or what they're capable of.
40:32There's going to be war.
40:36We were human.
40:37We are gods now.
40:39We are gods now.
40:39We are gods now.
41:01We are gods now.
41:02We are gods now.
41:03We are gods now.
41:05I'll see you next time.
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