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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - Season 6 Episode 14 -
My Big Fat Greek Mother's Day
My Big Fat Greek Mother's Day
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City...
00:13It's a week to be great!
00:15We're going to have an amazing trip.
00:17It's going to be the best week of our lives.
00:19Oh my gosh, there's a step here!
00:21Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
00:25I've been a very, very good friend to you for a very long time.
00:28You lied. You lied.
00:30Do you believe I lied?
00:32If you want to hold a grudge against me over it, then do.
00:35Hold a grudge.
00:36No, but think about it. Like, you guys had a mess.
00:39Can Meredith speak for herself?
00:41Yeah. Like, you speak for her.
00:43Meredith, I don't think you have a problem. I think you're the problem right now.
00:49Okay.
00:50Excuse me.
00:51Meredith, are you leaving?
00:52I'm obviously in trouble now for saying how I really felt.
00:58I'm sorry.
00:59You're leaving.
01:00Oh my gosh.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Oh my gosh.
01:03You're leaving.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:23Oh my gosh.
01:25Hello.
01:32Happy Mother's Day.
01:35It's Mother's Day.
01:37Happy Mother's Day to you.
01:40Mother, we need towels.
01:42Can you call down?
01:45We need towels.
01:46Who do I call?
01:48Our butler?
01:49Yeah, will you call the butler?
01:55Good morning, my little churpy cell.
01:59Happy Mother's Day.
02:00I need to heat up the cheese pie.
02:01I want to have it with some milk for sure.
02:05Well, look at this great photo of me on the fridge.
02:08It's a very nice photo of you.
02:10The friendship commandments.
02:12I really like them.
02:13Wait, I don't understand.
02:13These are our commandments?
02:17Hear ye, hear ye, be a woman of your word.
02:19Hear ye, hear ye.
02:20Families are off limits.
02:22Hear ye, hear ye.
02:23Stop the reactive abuse.
02:26OK, there's like red marks.
02:28Are these things we've done?
02:30Don't let us just check a good thing or a bad thing.
02:34I can't figure it out.
02:36What can't you figure out?
02:37Oh, there you are.
02:37What in the world?
02:38What can't you figure out?
02:39So does this mean we did it?
02:40Oh, I regret this.
02:41OK, so originally it's supposed to be.
02:42Is it check a good thing or a bad thing?
02:44No, it's supposed to be a funny thing,
02:45like a reverse sticker chart.
02:47Just made a little chart if we're all
02:48going to stick to our commandments we made.
02:50So if I, you know, said something about someone's family,
02:53they could come and black that square out.
02:55What is this?
02:56This is a reverse sticker chart.
02:58You don't want to get marks for this.
03:00We are truly always acting like kindergartners,
03:02and this is what kindergarten teachers do.
03:04It's a sticker chart.
03:05So I think if you see your entire column is red,
03:09that's bad.
03:11Maybe that'll be like a little motivation
03:13to change your behavior.
03:14People with the least marks will buy a prize.
03:17Because you stuck to our amendments.
03:18You know what I mean?
03:19Yes.
03:20Lisa is not getting a prize.
03:21Lisa is losing.
03:23I'm hoping just sheer humility and embarrassment
03:27will turn some of this behavior around.
03:29OK, I don't want any checks yet.
03:30I want to have my record seen and pure.
03:32Let's give Lisa more checks, and then she can say,
03:35I didn't do that.
03:36I would like to think of other people's violations.
03:38Yes.
03:39Dismiss, dismissed.
03:40OK.
03:41Dismiss, dismissed, dismissed.
03:42You guys want to sit outside?
03:48I'm going to leave this open, so when I go potty,
03:51you guys can watch me.
03:52Can you step out and fall into the water?
03:55Oh, yeah.
03:56I've got one foot on the edge and the other on a banana peel.
04:02What's up, girlies?
04:03Hey, I might push her in.
04:06After the way she's treated me.
04:08Oh, after the way she's treating me.
04:11In my country.
04:13In my country.
04:14You sleep with the fishes.
04:17How long have you guys been up?
04:19Too long.
04:20Too long.
04:21Good morning.
04:22Hi, Mary.
04:23How'd you sleep?
04:24Good.
04:25Happy Mother's Day.
04:26Same.
04:27Yes.
04:28HMD.
04:29Right.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Happy Mother's Day.
04:32And we're all here on Mother's Day without our kids.
04:34We don't want to stay with our kids on Mother's Day.
04:36You don't want to be in Greece for Mother's Day?
04:38Without our kids?
04:39Without our kids?
04:40I've never had a Mother's Day without them.
04:42I know.
04:43Best Mother's Day ever.
04:45I mean, I honestly, I know I'm not supposed to say that, but like, a Mother's Day that's
04:51me on a girl's trip with no responsibilities?
04:55This is the Mother's Day that they should have invented.
04:58What are we gonna do?
04:59We have so much fun.
05:00FaceTime them all day.
05:01Bring them with us.
05:02Hello.
05:03We love you.
05:04Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
05:07And so, it's nice being around other mothers, but at the same time, it's a little difficult
05:12seeing how other mothers relate to their kids in an uncomplicated, normal way when I have
05:18a really complicated, nuanced relationship with my daughter.
05:22So, it's nice to be distracted, and it's like pouring salt in the wound at the same time.
05:28Can I point something out?
05:29What?
05:30Just that, like, we're light and bright and having fun, and there's one person that's missing.
05:35Okay, okay, okay, I'll shut up.
05:45For real, did you talk to Meredith this morning?
05:47I messaged her, and then she didn't write me back.
05:50Okay, so when I saw her, she came up to get a coffee.
05:54She was mad-ish.
05:55Why?
05:56I could just tell she was mad.
05:57She came to try to get a coffee, and Angie was like, it's broken.
06:01And she went upstairs.
06:16Okay.
06:17You know, Meredith still refuses to acknowledge my experience, and last night's dinner was
06:22no different.
06:23I mean, I have no idea where we go from here.
06:25I know I shouldn't keep having the same discussion, but I guess I'm just holding out hope that Meredith
06:30will swallow her pride for the sake of our friendship.
06:34Angie, we're freezing.
06:35We want to go get ready.
06:36It's cold.
06:37Okay, let's go get dressed.
06:38What are we doing?
06:39Well, we need to first find Meredith.
06:40Yeah.
06:41I'm going to go find her.
06:42Lisa, Bronwyn, Mary, and myself are going to ride donkeys.
06:46Yes.
06:47Are we kidding?
06:48Are you kidding?
06:49Yes!
06:50I love donkeys.
06:51Oh my gosh, we're going to go ride donkeys.
06:53I thought I'd put asses on asses.
06:55And then Meredith, Brittany, Heather, and Whitney.
07:00That's an interesting combo.
07:02Are going to a Greek cooking class.
07:05Do you hate me all of a sudden?
07:06I love you.
07:08Even though I'm really frustrated with Meredith, it might be nice to spend some good one-on-one
07:13time with her.
07:14Are there not enough donkeys on the island for all of us?
07:18Because every time Meredith opens her mouth, Lisa is piping in and speaking for her.
07:24So maybe she'll actually sit down and talk to us.
07:34Hi.
07:35You okay?
07:36I'm very overtired and I'm tired of being treated like I'm a piece of dirt on the ground.
07:43So what do you want to do?
07:45I don't really know.
07:47The way Heather and Whitney have treated me over these last several weeks shows her character.
07:54It speaks to who they are.
07:55They are mean girls.
07:57And I'm sick of it.
07:58I'm sick of it.
08:00I'm just, I'm not in the mood.
08:02I'm not in the mood to deal with them.
08:04Like Whitney, she's not my friend.
08:06I'm very tired of Whitney making these false accusations on me.
08:10If you're going to call me a liar, let's do it.
08:12Alcoholic.
08:15Pill popper.
08:16It's exhausting.
08:18They are damaging.
08:19And she needs to worry about herself and her own life and stop projecting it onto me.
08:26I honestly don't think that she's taken full accountability for how she hurt you by saying what she said.
08:33No, she didn't hurt me, Mary.
08:34Because I don't care about her opinion.
08:36That's what you're not understanding.
08:37You need to tell her how you feel.
08:39Well, we'll see.
08:40At the end of the day, we've got to get through this.
08:43I'm kind of just talking.
08:44We have to.
08:45How else are we going to survive?
08:47Have you done these donkeys before?
08:54Oh, yeah.
08:55Sean and Electra and I did these last time we were here.
08:57And it's so fun.
08:59Okay.
09:00You're going to love it.
09:01It's a must in Santorini.
09:02Hey, let's go.
09:03Follow the flag.
09:04So we don't lose each other.
09:05You guys, wait for me.
09:06No.
09:07You're always late and make me walk the streets of Greece by myself.
09:09Lisa just got out of glam.
09:10Calimera, Nico.
09:11Yes.
09:12How are you?
09:13So you're going cooking, cooking, me, me, cooking, cooking, cooking,
09:31cooking, junkie.
09:32You're with me.
09:33Meredith, how did you feel about the groups?
09:35About the groups of who I'm going with?
09:38Yes.
09:39The pairing off of the groups.
09:40Oh, Lord.
09:42Well, it was in hopes of a positive outcome.
09:46I mean, if you guys all who, where there's tension in the group,
09:49don't get together and, you know, make amends or find resolve,
09:53then the rest of the trip won't be fun.
09:55Given Meredith's mood, I'm actually doing her a favor.
09:58I mean, donkeys are like, you know, horses are highly sensitive.
10:01Like, it could throw her off.
10:05Ever since the plane, it's clear that how I speak is not okay.
10:11No one wants to hear what I have to say.
10:13I've been told not to speak.
10:15I've been told that the way I speak isn't good enough.
10:18I'm apparently too educated and speak too eloquently.
10:21It has nothing to do with your education.
10:23I, too, am educated.
10:25It had to do with the fact that you were being pretentious
10:27and not connecting with me as a friend.
10:29You were dictating to me.
10:31You were, like, teaching me.
10:32It was condescending.
10:33And I did imitate you because it was frustrating.
10:37It's not my job to get you to be a friend to me.
10:40Hello?
10:43Hi, honey.
10:44It's my son wishing me a happy Mother's Day.
10:48In the middle of your argument, Meredith picks up a phone call from her son.
10:51Like, you and she are...
10:53I know.
10:54Hold on one second.
10:55It's my daughter.
10:56Sweetie.
10:57Sweetie.
10:58I...
10:59Sweetie, I know.
11:00I know you're 22.
11:01But...
11:02Mm-hmm.
11:03Mm-hmm.
11:04No, you just have to smooth the dollar out before you put it into the vending machine.
11:06Happy Mother's Day to you, too, darling.
11:08I love you.
11:09Mommy loves you, sweetie.
11:10Mommy loves you.
11:11Like...
11:12Were we doing something important here?
11:15Oh, a thousand pardons.
11:17When my child calls, I answer.
11:19And if you have a problem with that, what's wrong with you as a mother?
11:23She's taking a phone call.
11:26I love you.
11:27I'm getting yelled at to hang up the phone on Mother's Day.
11:30Sorry.
11:42I want to be with my family.
11:53I don't want to be here right now.
11:55That's how I feel.
11:56It's Mother's Day.
11:57I'd like to talk to my children and be with my family.
12:05I'm happy in Greece, just saying.
12:07Same.
12:08I love you, Jack and Henry.
12:09I love you, girls, but...
12:11Greetings from Greece.
12:16It's very normal to take a phone call,
12:18and I just wanted a couple of minutes to hear a happy Mother's Day from my son
12:25because it was the only opportunity I'd have to speak to him.
12:28Pretty disappointing.
12:33Look, I'm upset because I felt like I got raked over the coals
12:36and I felt like all of my track record was thrown out the window
12:40and it totally crushed me.
12:42And then you never could even, like, deeply apologize or see that it hurt me.
12:46You talked your way out of it.
12:48You made it seem like it was quid pro quo when it absolutely wasn't.
12:51And that's okay.
12:52We can f*** up.
12:53I will maybe step outside my comfort zone and say, I f***ed up.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:58And I love you.
12:59And I do not want to put our friendship at risk.
13:01But I did not get that from you.
13:02And it makes me question when the next morning I wake up and I'm still in trouble,
13:07still getting cold-shouldered, like, I'm in trouble for you not being okay.
13:11And I'm not okay.
13:17I am sorry.
13:21I don't know what else to say other than that.
13:23So is it just me have tension with her?
13:25I mean, you're with Whitney and Brittany, too.
13:27Let's talk about the real issue.
13:29Whitney, her feelings are hurt because, like, she's basically called up.
13:33She would like to hear it from Meredith.
13:34You are, once again, are doing this.
13:36I'm just saying.
13:37General statement.
13:38This is why I said everybody say what you mean.
13:39She goes Grey Rock and you pick it up and you speak numbers.
13:42No, I'm just saying, say what you mean because this is why we're Grey Rock,
13:45because nobody's saying what they mean.
13:51Why do you feel like I'm always after you, Meredith?
13:54You are, Whitney.
13:55No, you can't say that I am because I'm not.
13:57You're spreading rumors that I have mental health or substance abuse issues.
14:02I'm not interested in your opinions anymore.
14:05Well, it seems like you are.
14:06Meredith, don't be an ice queen.
14:08Like, feel with your heart what your friend is saying to you.
14:11She just projected lies onto me.
14:13Like, I'm not interested.
14:14I am not projecting lies onto Meredith.
14:15You said it.
14:16That's her experience.
14:17Can you please help me understand why you feel that way?
14:19You should call her a pill popper.
14:23Because you said she's a cheater.
14:24I want to hear from Meredith.
14:25I want to hear from Meredith, Lisa.
14:27I'm just saying it.
14:28I feel like this is so unfair for me.
14:30I'm sure you do, Whitney, and I'm sorry you feel that way.
14:33Great.
14:34Let's go.
14:35Okay, I love it.
14:36Okay.
14:37GTFO.
14:38Have fun with your baklava.
14:39Everyone, come on.
14:42We're going to have a great time.
14:44What do you think those letters mean on the door?
14:48Come in.
14:53Welcome.
14:54You think they're house numbers?
14:56Meredith.
14:57Are you leaving?
14:58I have nothing left to say.
15:00What in the world?
15:02I don't know what to do.
15:03Do we just go in?
15:04Yes.
15:05Or do we sit here in the sun and wait for her?
15:06No.
15:07She's not coming.
15:08Let's go have fun.
15:09She's going to have to walk this whole path again in her heels.
15:12I know.
15:13She's going to have a fancy skirt.
15:14Callie.
15:16Callie.
15:17Callie Sp era.
15:18Welcome.
15:19Callie Sp era.
15:20My name is Giovanni, and welcome, you know, to our coffee lessons here.
15:23So glad to meet you.
15:24So glad to meet you.
15:26I'm so glad to meet you.
15:28I'm just so glad.
15:29Hi, I'm Heather.
15:30Hi, Heather.
15:31Hi, we are coming in.
15:32Mwah.
15:33Mwah.
15:34Mwah.
15:35Nice to meet you.
15:36Welcome, darling.
15:37Welcome to the most beautiful place.
15:38You know?
15:39So good.
15:40We are so excited to be here.
15:42are you from Santorini no I'm coming actually from Crete
15:49I'm like a Greek salad Giovanni's kind of given a Zeus vibe like not the Greek God I imagined but
16:02he will definitely do our friend Angie is Greek and her family is from Crete yeah yes really we
16:09have a lot to talk about she's gonna be joining us later right and hopefully at
16:12that point Meredith will have she went off to fry the donkeys donkey riding in a
16:17miniskirt would be itchy hi so nice to meet you are the donkeys nice do they bite by
16:32what do you guys do they bite yes of course oh they bite okay yes they guys
16:37they bite for real they bite me bite in Greece Greek right no no no no they're
16:44not gonna bite how do you say that in Greek they don't bite no no no no boy or
16:52girl I have never been on a donkey before she looks like a snippy little bitch she's
16:58beautiful thank you so much and you're beautiful thank you thank you it's hard
17:02not to look cute standing next to an ass no okay I can get on okay let me get my
17:10shoeing one two I get on horses all the time okay okay yes I love it oh look at this what do
17:32you call a donkey that has a degree what a smart ass oh that's a good one when my dad lived in his
17:43village this is the transportation they had oh my they didn't even have cars this is how they got
17:48around yeah and and he would pack the mule with groceries and walk at 17 miles down the mountain when
17:56he was 10 barefoot 19 mind you and then he would take loads of groceries and food and trade it for
18:03other things that they needed oh my gosh this is more than a donkey ride through Santorini for me
18:09it's so much deeper than that because it's like getting a glimpse of my dad's childhood I picture
18:15this 10 year old little boy and how grateful he was just to have a donkey while we drive Porsches
18:21and Range Rovers I mean we're all so blessed with our lives is anybody else not enjoying this besides
18:29me why don't you like it Mary I mean I feel bad for this little boy and I'm like I feel like I'm on his
18:36back oh my not upstairs no no no no no no oh I just didn't see grease coming with a riding a donkey
18:48no oh my like you got these beautiful views got the water and my outfits cute too I look cute
18:57on a donkey oh my god coming up am I allowed to like be upset for five minutes we knew that we
19:08were going to be in Greece on Mother's Day we all chose to be here
19:27and now the surprise George George is cooking a traditional you know okay yes okay so nice to meet
19:41you hello so tell us everything what are we making today moussaka Greek moussaka Greek moussaka we put
19:53some veggie olive oil okay hi welcome welcome you are welcome oh thank you please I have no choice but
20:06to go back I'm stranded otherwise it's not exactly what I want to do but where else am I going I can't
20:14walk back my name is Giovanni Meredith pleasure to meet you George ourself and we do it a beautiful
20:21a cooking lesson here lovely please thank you for welcoming me enjoy a little bit of the wine please
20:30my dear thank you you're welcome Yamas Yamas Yamas so one more Yamas the tomato comes from Sadorini we make a
20:51paste oh my gosh I love it please this is a beautiful history from here we've got salt look at that yeah so the
21:05ladies they start to make moussaka now oh I'm making my own moussaka exactly with a little bit help from us so
21:14first we put the fried potato a little salt and pepper we put on the top as well eggplant okay watch me
21:22place this eggplant the next the meat exactly and the last thank you you're welcome it's lovely what's
21:33the wine make us oh happy oh well she's not happy no I'm not happy it's gonna be okay no it's it's
21:38not changing Brooks is on a flight I will not speak to him on mother's day that was my chance to talk to
21:43him and I'm sad that's the one thing that is I'm very important to me I'm so sad I miss my son on Mother's Day I miss my son on Mother's Day I will get to talk to him
21:50I'm sorry my son I'm sorry I'm sad so sad it's not your son� that's my son right but I'm sad but though I'm not happy but it's $11.1 a pretty much
21:55I'm not happy because
21:56it's sad but it's OK all right we're not an unexplained I'm sad and I'm scared and I'm sad
21:59He's not happy.
22:00No, I'm not happy.
22:01It's going to be okay.
22:02No, it's not changing.
22:04Brooks is on a flight.
22:05I will not speak to him on Mother's Day.
22:07That was my chance to talk to him.
22:09And I'm sad.
22:11That's the one thing that is very important to me.
22:16And I'm murdered.
22:17And I'm sad.
22:18Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
22:21Of course.
22:22It's all about you.
22:27Anyhow.
22:29Like, really?
22:33You can't even feign happiness for our sweet host here?
22:38Like, he's working his little heart out.
22:40Look how strong.
22:41You're so strong.
22:42That's heavy.
22:43I don't know.
22:43It just feels like Meredith is just using this not being able to talk to Brooks thing as deflection
22:48to not have to answer hard questions.
22:52I'm sorry you missed the opportunity.
22:54I wonder how cooking is going.
22:59Not as fun as this.
23:00I can't imagine well.
23:02I feel like these little things become exacerbated, but, like, there's situations that can all
23:08be resolved with a conversation, and I think it can be overwhelming when you're in it.
23:13But the thing is, is in a friendship, you have to be comfortable being fallible.
23:16Like, as people, we make mistakes, and if you want to have a deep friendship with someone,
23:20you have to let them see the parts of you that aren't good.
23:23As hard as it is, she also needs to own what she has said.
23:27Not just wait for you to come to her rescue and you to talk her way out of it.
23:32You have been helping her, and maybe you should step back so she has to find her voice.
23:36It's so hard for me to step back.
23:37I know.
23:38She wants you to keep doing that for her so she doesn't have to do it.
23:42And that's the thing is, Meredith and Heather have to figure it out for themselves if they're
23:46going to have a relationship.
23:46You can't figure it out for them.
23:49I hear what you guys are saying.
23:51It's going in one ear and out the other.
23:54I'm, like, a real loyal friend.
23:55Like, I'm never going to stop defending Meredith.
23:58I'm a great friend to her.
23:59She's a great friend to me.
24:02I don't know.
24:02I'm praying for Meredith.
24:06I feel like something's off.
24:28Y'all soon.
24:31Welcome.
24:32Welcome.
24:33I'm Giovanni.
24:34You're welcome.
24:35Hi, Giovanni.
24:36How are you doing?
24:37So nice to meet you.
24:38Nice to meet you.
24:39Who is the Greek one?
24:40I am the Greek.
24:41Hey.
24:42Welcome, Angie.
24:44Oh, you smell like donkey.
24:47You smell like donkey?
24:48I just smell like donkey.
24:49Welcome, the ladies.
24:51Hello.
24:52From Creta.
24:55Welcome, Sinigasa.
24:56We started with a salad.
24:58Oh, thank you.
24:59It's amazing.
25:00This is the tomato frites.
25:04Sinigamas.
25:04Sinigamas.
25:05Sinigamas.
25:05Sinigamas.
25:06Sinigamas.
25:07Cheers, friends.
25:07Sinigamas.
25:08To friendship.
25:09To friendship.
25:10How is donkey riding?
25:12I love donkey riding so much.
25:14I loved my donkey.
25:16I thought we had fun, but you guys coming back, you have twice as much energy as us.
25:20Like, they're with or out laughing us.
25:22So, did you guys get anywhere, though?
25:24Seriously.
25:24What do you mean?
25:25Just anywhere.
25:26Like, you guys didn't talk?
25:27Well, Meredith expressed that she was upset about Mother's Day.
25:30Do you want to tell that part, Meredith?
25:34Just that I'm not going to get to talk to my son.
25:36It just made me sad, because it's been a bit of a rough day, and it would have been nice for me.
25:46Join the club.
25:48Exactly.
25:49But that was not true.
25:50You're upset about all of it.
25:53Of course I was upset about all of it.
25:55Of course.
25:56That's what I was saying to you.
25:57When it comes to your emotions, I think it has really nothing to do with Mother's Day.
26:04It has to do with, like, our feelings with our friendships.
26:06Am I allowed to, like, be upset for five minutes?
26:09You don't get to use that to detour, so we're all begging you to be a part of the group of you.
26:14That should not be used as a detour.
26:15And I'm here, and I'm showing up for my friends, and I'm showing up for my girl, and I'm having a great time,
26:20because we knew that we were going to be in Greece on Mother's Day.
26:24We all chose to be here.
26:26We need to go back to ground zero, and that is Whitney and Meredith are not getting along,
26:31because Whitney feels one way, and Meredith feels another way.
26:42What I said about you...
26:44Meredith, look at me.
26:47What I said about hill-popping and alcoholism...
26:51...is a very slippery soap, and it's not appropriate.
26:56And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
27:04Okay, great.
27:08I should have never called Meredith those things.
27:13But that doesn't take away my concern for my friend.
27:16So there we go, we're moving, we're making headway.
27:21Yeah.
27:23Opa, llamas.
27:25Opa, llamas, opa, llamas, opa, llamas, opa, thank you so much.
27:31Thank you so much, bye-bye.
27:33Now that's the man you should be looking to get a phone number, that's why.
27:37How do you know I have, how do you know I don't already have it, guys?
27:39You don't.
27:39Do you see his Rolex?
27:40Okay, you guys, let's go and get ready for dinner.
27:44Just kidding.
27:45It's so beautiful.
27:52I keep almost falling asleep.
27:53Is anybody else tired?
27:55Is anybody else tired?
27:56No, I'm not tired one bit.
27:58Ready to run a marathon.
28:01I haven't even...
28:02Whitney's like, are you ever going to shower?
28:06But are you?
28:07I shower every day.
28:09Oh my God, but are you?
28:10I do it when you're not in the room.
28:12A 10-2 and a shower.
28:13What does that even mean?
28:14Meredith does a 10-1-2 every time, and she shouts it from the rafters.
28:20What does that mean?
28:21Is that true, Meredith?
28:23Huh?
28:24I'm sleeping.
28:25Yes, that's true.
28:27So what is a 10-1-2?
28:29Tell her, Meredith.
28:30Pee.
28:32A 10-1-2 is a pee and a poo.
28:35Oh, I forgot about the two part.
28:37I only do the 10-1.
28:40And she did a 10-2 before we went on the donkey, and I had to use the men's room,
28:44because she was taken, so...
28:45I did not.
28:46I did a five-second 10-1.
28:47And then your donkey did a big old 10-2.
28:50My donkey's explosive diarrhea was really a lot.
28:51Because mine did one after the brown ones, and mine had a normal bowel movement.
28:55Hers had diarrhea.
28:56Oh, jeez.
28:59Good luck with you.
29:01Good luck.
29:02Oh, it's watery.
29:03We got Meredith to save 10-1-2 so many times.
29:08Hey, let's go get in the pool and grab a drink and get our swimsuits done.
29:22Yeah, let's go enjoy our pool.
29:24We're going to do that right now.
29:25Oh, the perfect time of day.
29:27Is it a pool party?
29:29Yes, sir!
29:31Well, how about this?
29:33We got tequila.
29:34Oh, I'm not drinking that.
29:35I only drink my own.
29:39Oh, no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
29:43I'm so sorry.
29:43You probably mixed up the invitations.
29:46Well, hello, honey.
29:48Oh, damn!
29:49How about an applause for the reveal?
29:54Okay, that was a good one.
29:55You went for funniest.
29:56That's a cute swimsuit.
29:57I'm trying to reset, restart, have some fun, and hopefully we get there this time.
30:06This is nice.
30:07Come with me.
30:08Hurry.
30:09What I have to do, I don't know how to just come with me around the corner.
30:11Let's have a doggy paddle race.
30:13I'm betting on Whitney.
30:15I'm betting on Whitney, too.
30:16Are you guys ready?
30:17Yeah.
30:17On your mark, get set, go!
30:22You guys had a slow start.
30:24What is this?
30:25How did I even bet on this?
30:27Faster, faster!
30:29She's catching up!
30:30Hurry, go, go!
30:32I'm going to be Meredith.
30:33She's fired by Meredith and Mark.
30:37She's going to put her foot through the skirt!
30:40I know!
30:41Here we go.
30:57This is the Meredith we've been waiting for.
30:58Come on out, man!
31:00Come on out!
31:01Come on out!
31:02I don't understand the switch, but God, I'll take it.
31:06I love it!
31:08And this is for Mrs. Marks.
31:10Mrs. Marks!
31:11Aww!
31:12That is so sweet!
31:14I don't like flowers.
31:15Is that crazy?
31:15I never want flowers as a gift.
31:17Because they die, I want, like, stuff.
31:19Meredith, those are beautiful.
31:20Who is it from?
31:21From her closet.
31:22Aww!
31:24Happy Mother's Day.
31:25I know.
31:26Happy Mother's Day, everyone.
31:26Happy Mother's Day, everybody.
31:29Do you usually come here and get other cuisines?
31:31No, we...
31:31Well, actually, Elektra gets sushi.
31:33Elektra is rejecting everything Greece, including the food.
31:36She really is in the country.
31:39Does she identify as Greek?
31:40Well, right now, she identifies mostly as just with her horse stuff.
31:45That's, like, her life.
31:46She's a teenager, a school friend.
31:47Oh, yeah, it's your school friends.
31:48And then she rides five and six days a week.
31:49Skirts into your bag.
31:50Yes, exactly.
31:51Did you ever change at school?
31:53I did.
31:53I did.
31:54I did twice, and I got busted the second time, and I wanted to die.
31:57Oh, my gosh.
31:58When did you have your first kiss?
32:00Do you remember?
32:01Yeah.
32:02Yeah, I remember.
32:02Heather got one of the hottest guys in our high school, and they dry humped.
32:06Wait, here's a funny...
32:07Wait, you dry humped?
32:08What?
32:10Doug Frazier.
32:11She's like, they dry humped.
32:12I don't think this shrimp got dewormed.
32:14Doug Frazier's dry humped.
32:17Speaking of first kisses, Bronwyn, have you ever kissed?
32:19Have you ever kissed a girl?
32:20Yes.
32:21Oh, okay.
32:22Well, I need to...
32:22How many?
32:24A handful.
32:25A ton.
32:26Oh, my gosh.
32:27A handful.
32:28Did you go to second base?
32:31Yeah, I've done more than just kiss girls.
32:33Second base?
32:34I've done more than everybody here with a girl.
32:36How about that?
32:37Are we clear?
32:38I've never kissed a girl.
32:39I've never kissed a girl.
32:40Okay, well, can we get Whitney out here, please?
32:42I mean, jeez.
32:43Where's she?
32:44Come and help me.
32:45Why do you help?
32:47They're asking me if I've ever kissed a woman.
32:49I'm going to be the only person out here with anything to share.
32:51Can you sit down and answer some questions?
32:53The rest of us have morals.
32:54Oh, that's you.
32:56How did I know that was coming?
32:58I mean, I've been told since my first kiss that I'm a great kisser.
33:01I liked it.
33:02Bronwyn must be kind of dry out there if the pet got her excited.
33:05So if none of you have kissed a girl, then no.
33:09Would you want to?
33:10No.
33:10I have kissed hundreds, though.
33:12What?
33:13Hundreds of women?
33:14No.
33:14Tell it all, Bridget.
33:15Tell it all.
33:16That's as slutty as I get is first base.
33:19You said hundreds?
33:20Like 367.
33:24How do you keep count?
33:26On your Excel sheet?
33:27Yes.
33:28I've been doing these spreadsheet things since college.
33:32300?
33:32That's how many members are in my church.
33:37What was the worst rule you guys broke in your households growing up?
33:41My mother was out of town.
33:42I'm not even sure she knows this to this day, so I hope mom never hears this.
33:46I'm calling Peechie.
33:47Peechie!
33:48So when she was out of town, we had the most crazy massive party.
33:53When I was in high school, I was the youngest.
33:55Like, everyone was older than me.
33:56And then we broke.
33:58This is dish.
34:05That's how we got in trouble.
34:10Ooh.
34:11You broke a dish.
34:15And, yeah.
34:16Oops.
34:17Sorry, mom.
34:19Jeeves, bring us the glue.
34:21This is...
34:22I cannot believe this story.
34:24It only took her, what, 40 years to admit she broke that dish?
34:27Love you.
34:30Meredith's gonna be a grandma being like, one time on a plane.
34:33I totally overreacted.
34:35Nobody else has any stories?
34:38The Greek nightlife is calling.
34:39Should we go change, get ready, and go out?
34:41It is getting late.
34:42So what are we wearing?
34:44Are we going boardroom, bikinis?
34:46No boardroom.
34:46No, no, no.
34:47We're gonna let it loose tonight, Meredith.
34:49Don't you dare come out and blaze her.
34:50I'm gonna be bored.
34:51I'm gonna be bored.
34:51I'm gonna be bored.
34:51I'm gonna be bored.
34:52Sexy Grecian vibes.
34:54Mariamu.
35:13What's up?
35:14That's what I'm gonna call you from now.
35:16I love it.
35:17Oh, my gosh.
35:17I don't have my shoes on.
35:18I'm just gonna wear some sparkly flats.
35:20You look good.
35:21You ready?
35:22No.
35:23I'm gonna stay here.
35:26I just need rest.
35:27I have to rest.
35:28The jet lag's been rough this time around, huh?
35:30You're just tired.
35:32Okay, well, get your jammies on.
35:33You got your blankie.
35:35I do.
35:36Okay, see ya.
35:38I love making marks on that.
35:39Did you make this mark here?
35:41That's for Whitney.
35:42Move it over.
35:43Oh, you've been giving the marks for Whitney and something else?
35:47Scratching that mark out.
35:48You look like you were some sort of Austrian pummel thrower.
35:53You look like you could do the shot put.
35:55And you better watch your face.
35:59There goes my Prada bag.
36:01Gold.
36:02Gold medal.
36:03Oh, I ripped my purse when I threw it.
36:05Ladies, let's head on out.
36:10Hi, Nico.
36:11Nico.
36:11Nico.
36:12Hello, Nico.
36:13Oh, my gosh.
36:14Watch out, watch out for my room around the back.
36:16Everybody in.
36:18All my stepkids woke up.
36:20Svetlana, how do you find America?
36:22Oh, you do look like Svetlana.
36:24This is our Eastern European Olympian.
36:26Svetlana, this is her handler, an agent.
36:29If she gets messy, if she's like f***ed, you can call her a high body count drunk.
36:34But guess what?
36:36I trademarked high body count.
36:40You did?
36:41That's not yours.
36:42You can't trademark that.
36:43I stole it.
36:46I'm asking my attorney if we can take her trademark.
36:49Whitney, why would you do that?
36:51I was the one that took it on the chin.
36:53That's why.
36:53I think that's super embarrassing that you would go and.
36:58It's a little hard.
36:59No, it is embarrassing that you would take something someone else said and patent it.
37:03The person who has not had a witty line other than ting, ting, ting in her entire life trademarks my line.
37:12That looks like high body count hair.
37:14To try and make money off it.
37:17She's the side cart on my car trying to get on my gravy train.
37:21You're not flattered by it at all?
37:24Not at all.
37:25Were you going to trademark it?
37:28All's fair in love and trademarks.
37:30Sorry, Angie.
37:31Don't be a sore loser.
37:32I'm not that mad.
37:33I just think it's kind of embarrassing and weird that you would do that.
37:36I'm the one that had the hair rounded.
37:38You should make it like high body.
37:40So you think people want their hair to look like this?
37:41As a joke.
37:42Is that what you're saying?
37:42Like they're going to buy your product?
37:43Yeah.
37:45Brittany.
37:45Yeah.
37:46What's wrong with my hair?
37:47I love my hair.
37:48Your hair's gotten better.
37:50It's still way too long for your age.
37:52I'm not.
37:52No offense.
37:52Are you kidding me?
37:53Ours is longer.
37:55Yeah.
37:55In fact, when I look at you.
37:56It's the same length as Lisa.
37:58And yours?
37:59No.
37:59When I see Brittany's hair, I'm like, oh my God, my hair's almost as long as Brittany's.
38:02And I just feel like it looks a little cheap.
38:04I'm not even.
38:04I'm just being totally honest.
38:05Oh my gosh.
38:06And it makes me want to cut my hair.
38:08Or take the length off a little bit.
38:09Hey, guys, we're here.
38:21Thanks, Nico.
38:23Go, friends.
38:25Let's go out.
38:27Yes.
38:28Oh, tango.
38:37We should order some drinks.
38:39You guys, this is so beautiful.
38:43This is even a better view than we had last night.
38:45You know in the summer, this is like insane amazing.
38:49Have you been here in the summer?
38:51I've only been off a boat here once.
38:52This is so pretty.
38:54Wait, do you guys want to hear our new business venture?
38:58Oh, no.
38:59Oh, no.
38:59We already pitched it earlier.
39:01Meredith asked me if my straw worked.
39:03Could I drink out of my straw?
39:04And I said it would be great if I had a flask inside that you could drink out of.
39:08Cute.
39:08And then Meredith said.
39:10So we're going to patent, ting, ting, ting.
39:13We don't have an announcement because it's secret.
39:16Oh.
39:17Secret line.
39:19Congratulations.
39:21That is so creative.
39:22Very high body gown.
39:24But Brittany, it's embarrassing that you would do that.
39:27That's like ditzarella.
39:30Ditzarella.
39:31Seriously.
39:32Do you have a high body count party for her to support her in your hair?
39:37We did.
39:38Look how like Brittany's all proud of herself.
39:41Like it was like she came up with that.
39:43I am proud of myself.
39:44But what did you do?
39:45I think it's fantastic.
39:46You have bad hair and I said it.
39:50I think that you're like strangely jealous of my hair.
39:58What?
40:00Maybe your hair doesn't curl easily.
40:03I mean I don't know.
40:03No one has any problem with my hair other than you.
40:06I'm in my lane.
40:07I'm in my lane, baby.
40:08Like maybe there's something about me that is threatening.
40:11I don't, I literally don't know why you're so obsessed with my hair.
40:14My trademarks, my business moves, all of that.
40:17What, what's the deal?
40:18It's, there's no jealousy.
40:19See, I think I've been really nice to you.
40:21Except for in the van on our way here.
40:23I think that's, I think it's really weird that you trademarked.
40:25See, why would she say that?
40:26Lisa is a f***ing ounce's line.
40:28It's not someone else's TM.
40:31It is my line.
40:33Oh, so just because you thought of the same thing, I'm supposed to give up my trademark to you?
40:37Hell no.
40:38She didn't think of the same thing.
40:40She said it first.
40:41She said it only.
40:43But you didn't think of it.
40:44Here's the thing.
40:44You had some crazy ass hair and she made fun of it.
40:47She said it.
40:48And she did not invent high body count hair.
40:51She said it.
40:52But she made it famous.
40:54So if somebody said you look like a slut.
40:58What?
41:00Do you now own the word slut?
41:07I, I was smart enough to do it first.
41:11Oh God.
41:12I wasn't smart enough.
41:13Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
41:21High body count's supposed to be funny.
41:22I have a high body count outfit on, but low body count hair.
41:26Like, that's funny.
41:27And to sit and attack over and over how someone looks and like, it just, I don't, I know Meredith doesn't like what happens to her.
41:33I don't like it when it happens to me.
41:34I didn't say anything about her hair or her bronzer.
41:37Don't lump everybody.
41:39Meredith and I didn't say anything about her hair.
41:41Neither of us said anything.
41:42Don't make this a group conversation.
41:44So she can dish it out to everyone else but can't take it because she does.
41:48All I'm saying is, look around us.
41:50Look around us right now.
41:52We are in Greece.
41:53We're supposed to be out having fun and instead we're hyper focused on trademarks and hair.
41:58Well, let's be done with the conversation then.
42:01Are you okay?
42:02Yeah, I'm okay.
42:02Okay, then that's all that matters.
42:05Cheers to Santorini.
42:07Santorini.
42:08Santorini.
42:11Happy Mother's Day.
42:13I'm trademarking that.
42:17Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
42:20Oh wait, whoa.
42:21Watch out, it's under the door.
42:22Uh-oh, I slipped a nip.
42:24It'll be fine.
42:25I'm a little worried, but I'm concerned.
42:27I was told that she was non-stop drinking all day and night.
42:33She's suffering and I can see it.
42:35I haven't even said what the f*** it is yet.
42:37Shut up and let me talk.
42:38You shut the f*** up.
42:39Don't ever talk like that to me again.
42:40Lisa, I love you but you got it.
42:43Stop.
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