Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas #reelshort
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00:00:00I'm on the space shuttle for the second time
00:00:02and this guy passes out
00:00:04Alright, it's about that time
00:00:06So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:08Uh, uh
00:00:14Yeah, him
00:00:16Hi!
00:00:18Just play along
00:00:206, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:00:24Hey!
00:00:30You have a cute scar
00:00:50It's just my birthmark
00:00:52If you want me to stop, tell me now
00:00:56I don't want you to stop
00:00:58I don't want you to stop
00:01:00Oh
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00:01:30I was so drunk last night
00:01:32I can't remember who I was with
00:01:34I must return this to her so I can see her again
00:01:44Happy New Year
00:01:46Sam, it's me
00:01:48Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:01:50I don't care how, just do it
00:01:52I will find you
00:01:54I will find you
00:01:58Maximus
00:02:00Can you get married already?
00:02:02Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:04I need grandkids
00:02:06I need you to-
00:02:07Message received mom
00:02:08I need to go now
00:02:10I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:12Seven years
00:02:20Seven years
00:02:22Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:24And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:34Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:36Boss, it's been years
00:02:38I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:02:42Your vest, sir
00:02:44Uh, but first we found your fake Christmas wife
00:02:46She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:02:48Blonde hair, red top
00:02:50And, sir, make sure you use an alias
00:02:52We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:54Or she'll jack up the price
00:02:56Good
00:02:57Finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:01Hi
00:03:02One iced vanilla latte please
00:03:04And one hot chocolate
00:03:06I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:10Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:15Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend
00:03:18It's just for Christmas
00:03:19But mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:22Where's my real one?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:30I'll tell you when you're older
00:03:32Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:34Daddy!
00:03:35No!
00:03:36Whoa!
00:03:38Daddy!
00:03:39No!
00:03:40I'm sorry
00:03:41I'm not your dad
00:03:43No, I know you're my daddy
00:03:44Just as handsome as I thought
00:03:45Oh
00:03:47Mommy, hurry!
00:03:48Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:03:49I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:03:50He's gorgeous
00:03:51Ugh
00:03:52Ugh
00:03:53Why is she...
00:03:54Why is she...
00:03:55Why is she...
00:03:56Why is she...
00:03:57Why is she...
00:03:58No, I'm sorry
00:03:59I'm sorry
00:04:00I'm not your dad
00:04:01I'm not your dad
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy
00:04:03Just as handsome as I thought
00:04:04Oh
00:04:05Mommy, hurry
00:04:06Why is she...
00:04:07I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:04:08I'm not your dad
00:04:09I'm not your father
00:04:10I'm not your dad
00:04:11I'm not your dad
00:04:12I'm not your dad
00:04:13I'm not your kid
00:04:14So...
00:04:15Well don't you...
00:04:16I'm not your dad
00:04:17I'm not your dad
00:04:18No, I'm not your dad
00:04:19Like you're my dad
00:04:20You're my new dad
00:04:21Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:24She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:26Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:28You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:30So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:33See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:35Hi, my name's Cybert. What's your name?
00:04:38Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:41Max, Aurelius.
00:04:42Eva.
00:04:43I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:48I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:51I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:54So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:00$1,000 an hour?
00:05:01Well, yeah.
00:05:03It's $500 a day.
00:05:05Is that enough?
00:05:07That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:08Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:10That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:12You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:14Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:16Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:19and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:22And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:24so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:28So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:31Fine.
00:05:32But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:38Deal.
00:05:38Ready to go get married?
00:05:56Wow.
00:05:57Clean up nice.
00:05:58This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:00Pictures.
00:06:01Pictures.
00:06:01Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:12Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:36Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:40to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:43and have a happy family.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:45Of course.
00:06:55Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:57From my family to you.
00:06:59Bad news, boss.
00:07:09The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:10to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:13Wait, she bailed?
00:07:14Then who is...
00:07:18Who is she?
00:07:20Whatever.
00:07:21It doesn't matter.
00:07:23I've got what I need.
00:07:26Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:27I already found someone.
00:07:34Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:37Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:39Christmas shopping?
00:07:41I should come.
00:07:43Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:44in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:46I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:49It will make it more believable.
00:07:53Fine.
00:07:54Yeah, fine.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56You can come.
00:07:57Let's go.
00:08:05Which mall are we going to?
00:08:06Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:08Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:09What the actual fuck?
00:08:20Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:26Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:29She does kind of look like him.
00:08:37So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:42Here, let me get this.
00:08:45I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:46Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:00Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:02No, no, definitely not.
00:09:04And absolutely no.
00:09:05Sex?
00:09:06Yes.
00:09:07It's strictly business.
00:09:10Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:13What?
00:09:15Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:16I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:24Let's go.
00:09:31Here.
00:09:32What are you doing?
00:09:33I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:37Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:41Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4650% off pies?
00:09:48Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5012 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:51They're the best kind.
00:09:53Hurry up and go.
00:09:54Go.
00:09:54What are you standing here for?
00:09:57Hello there.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59You ready?
00:09:59Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:00Okay, great.
00:10:02We have a holiday special today.
00:10:04Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:10Oh, great.
00:10:10Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:13Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:15I just got here.
00:10:17Relax.
00:10:18Yeah, yeah.
00:10:21Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:23Okay, thank you.
00:10:26Hurry up and pay.
00:10:30I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:32You can wait your turn.
00:10:38Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:40Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:47Not the pies.
00:10:48You can just set those on top.
00:10:54Hi, guys.
00:10:56I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:02Thank you so much.
00:11:04Of course.
00:11:05I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:07She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:08Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:10Just to give it away.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:13Merry Christmas.
00:11:14Merry Christmas.
00:11:15Merry Christmas.
00:11:16Merry Christmas.
00:11:20What?
00:11:21You do that often?
00:11:22As often as I can.
00:11:23We should go.
00:11:24We got to pick up paper.
00:11:25Watch out.
00:11:29You done feeling me up?
00:11:30Shut up.
00:11:31Oh, sorry.
00:11:32I was just in character, wifey.
00:11:33Well stay out of character until Christmas.
00:11:52You done feeling me up?
00:11:56Shut up.
00:11:58Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:00Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:07And don't be late.
00:12:19Harrison Group?
00:12:22Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:24Sort of.
00:12:25Not that I'm judging.
00:12:27I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:32Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:35I think that's respectable.
00:12:37Can we pick another company?
00:12:39No.
00:12:40Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:42And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:43My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:45So, it's perfect.
00:12:47Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:54Don't worry.
00:12:55Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:12:56I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:00Too much.
00:13:01Let's go, Sam.
00:13:02It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:16Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:29It's my daughter's.
00:13:31Daughter's?
00:13:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey!
00:13:50There they are!
00:13:51Hey!
00:13:52Hey!
00:13:53Hey!
00:13:54Hey!
00:13:55Hey!
00:13:56Hey!
00:13:57Hey!
00:13:58Hey!
00:13:59Hey!
00:14:00Hey!
00:14:01Well, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:05He's coming.
00:14:06Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:08Good, good, good.
00:14:10So!
00:14:11Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:14When's he arriving?
00:14:15Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:20Poor thing.
00:14:21Not surprising.
00:14:22I mean, she's 30.
00:14:24Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:27Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:32This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:36Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:41We're only worried about you.
00:14:43All these years without a husband.
00:14:46Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:48You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:51And look what happened.
00:14:52She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:56I'm not alone.
00:14:57And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:04He's a manager.
00:15:06Manager of what?
00:15:08Trash.
00:15:10Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:14You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:17Actually, he's right here.
00:15:23Oh, wow.
00:15:25Wow.
00:15:26He is really good looking.
00:15:29Ah, must be AI.
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:31Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:35Fake.
00:15:35That's enough.
00:15:36She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:39Show some respect.
00:15:40Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:47Well, guess what?
00:15:48William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:51Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:54That's half a million.
00:15:56Half a million.
00:15:58Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:01And speak of the devil.
00:16:04Willie, you made it.
00:16:09There you are.
00:16:20Oh, look at you now.
00:16:23Living the dream.
00:16:24Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:26Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:32So married, huh?
00:16:34Is it serious?
00:16:36That's what marriage is.
00:16:38It's pretty serious.
00:16:38Wow.
00:16:41You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:43Makes sense, though.
00:16:44You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:48Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:50A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:53Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:16:56That's right.
00:16:58Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:02Women love a man in red.
00:17:04Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:07When I sit on my lap.
00:17:09Don't touch me.
00:17:10Oh, so entitled.
00:17:13Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:16And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:21I mean, look at that car.
00:17:23Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:26Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:30Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:34I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:41My mom would never marry.
00:17:43She already has a husband.
00:17:44He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:46Is that so?
00:17:51Well, then, where is he?
00:17:54Because I don't see him.
00:17:55Does anyone see him?
00:17:59Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:04That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:06And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:13Hey.
00:18:13Mommy.
00:18:14Hey.
00:18:15Are you okay?
00:18:16I see your hands.
00:18:17Oh, my God.
00:18:18I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:20Come on, honey.
00:18:21Let's go.
00:18:23What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:26How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:30Let me go.
00:18:31Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:36Let me go.
00:18:37Let me go.
00:18:37Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:58Max, you came.
00:19:00Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:04Where's Piper?
00:19:05William Hitter.
00:19:07Mom, Dad, have to take her inside.
00:19:09Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:12Well, well, well.
00:19:14If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:17That's right.
00:19:19Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:23Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:26It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:27I'm Max.
00:19:28Eva told us all about you.
00:19:30From New York.
00:19:31Polite.
00:19:31Handsome.
00:19:32Just like she said.
00:19:35Wow.
00:19:36He was an AI.
00:19:37See?
00:19:38He's real.
00:19:40And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:43Son of a bitch.
00:19:44You just ruined my suit.
00:19:46And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:47That pristine automobile.
00:19:50That car?
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:52That's worth more than a house.
00:19:55That car?
00:19:56It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:19:59Wait.
00:20:01Are you?
00:20:07Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:10And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:12I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:14You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:16You stole it.
00:20:17That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:20Jesus.
00:20:21How did he get away with it?
00:20:22That's what I want to know.
00:20:24Enough, please.
00:20:25I trust my daughter.
00:20:29She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:33Max, be honest with me.
00:20:35Where did that car come from?
00:20:37How much did you want for it?
00:20:39I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:43So?
00:20:44You need a breath, man.
00:20:45All right, that's it.
00:20:49I'm calling the cops.
00:20:50Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:52Wait.
00:20:53What?
00:20:54Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:20:57Oh, well.
00:20:59Too late.
00:21:05Listen, hon.
00:21:06I believe you.
00:21:08But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:12Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:13It's my car.
00:21:14Okay?
00:21:14It's not stolen.
00:21:16Yeah?
00:21:17If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:19Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:22Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:24I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:26But then you have to get lost.
00:21:28And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:30Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:33Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:35Loser!
00:21:36Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:41Jesus.
00:21:42Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:44It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:45Here.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:49Title and proof of ownership.
00:21:58Mr. Harrison?
00:22:01Mr. Harrison?
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:06Just play alone.
00:22:08Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:11Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:15Yes, sir.
00:22:16I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:19Please, please, please.
00:22:19Please, please, please.
00:22:20Please.
00:22:21Oh, that William.
00:22:33What a jerk, huh?
00:22:35He fooled me.
00:22:36What can I say?
00:22:37Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:41Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:43Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:44We were just looking out for you.
00:22:47Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:49You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:51Soon.
00:22:51Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:22:55A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:00We are family, aren't we?
00:23:02Family takes care of each other.
00:23:04If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:09Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:13Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:16Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:19My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:25Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:27Welcome to the family.
00:23:31Welcome.
00:23:32Come on in.
00:23:32Come on in.
00:23:34This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:38You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:42My fault.
00:23:43You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:47Oh!
00:23:56Hey, how do you have that car?
00:23:58And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:00And how do you...
00:24:01I told you.
00:24:01I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:03I have a friend in high places.
00:24:05A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:10Yes.
00:24:11It's the season of giving.
00:24:13Huh.
00:24:13He knows people.
00:24:14Has connections.
00:24:16He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:18You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:20Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:22Capisce?
00:24:22Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:26Dad!
00:24:27Mom!
00:24:27Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:31Oh, honey.
00:24:31We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:38I think they get it, huh?
00:24:42Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:43Oh, she's fine.
00:24:45One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:48And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:53Great.
00:24:54All right, see you in a bit, shall we?
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56What are you doing?
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:01Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:06Relax.
00:25:07It was just a hug.
00:25:09Ugh.
00:25:11We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:14You'll be okay.
00:25:15It's just one week.
00:25:16Kill me now.
00:25:18Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:24What are you doing?
00:25:27That's weird.
00:25:28They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:31Something just feels off.
00:25:33That's ridiculous.
00:25:35I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:37Make them a promise to prove it?
00:25:39Something like this.
00:25:41Later.
00:25:44Let's go.
00:25:49Here we go.
00:25:51Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:53Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:25:56To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:25:59Aw.
00:26:00Welcome.
00:26:01Cheers.
00:26:02Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:03Looks great.
00:26:04Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:06I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:11But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:15Mmm.
00:26:16Oh, no.
00:26:16Mom's testing him.
00:26:17She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:19You mean to tell me you two are married,
00:26:21and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:26Ow.
00:26:27Eva, sweetie.
00:26:29Kicking my foot.
00:26:30Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:32Oh, jeez.
00:26:34It's okay.
00:26:36Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:37I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:3912 pumpkin pies.
00:26:54Did I hear this right?
00:26:54They're the best kind.
00:26:57Well, of course.
00:26:58It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:00See?
00:27:01Are you happy now?
00:27:03That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:06Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:08We had a whirlwind romance,
00:27:11and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other,
00:27:14but our marriage is real.
00:27:16I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:20Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:24Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:27Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:30Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:31I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:37Well, um, it's...
00:27:39Silly face.
00:27:40Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:43Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:45Silly face.
00:27:48I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:50Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:52Christmas gift.
00:27:52It's losers.
00:27:54It's nice.
00:27:55You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:27:58Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith,
00:28:00there is a lot of garbage out there,
00:28:02and I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:04I'll drink to that.
00:28:06I agree with you there.
00:28:08So come on, guys.
00:28:09Let's eat.
00:28:10Come on.
00:28:18I love you.
00:28:20And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:25I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:28Nice and festive for you.
00:28:31No complications, right?
00:28:32Sorry, honey.
00:28:34Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:35I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:37Oh, honey.
00:28:38Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:41Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:43The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:45Something about water conservation.
00:28:47That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:4915 minutes?
00:28:52Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:53Just shower together.
00:28:54Shower together?
00:28:59Just shower together.
00:29:00Okay, you guys.
00:29:01Have a good night, okay?
00:29:06You heard her.
00:29:07I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:34Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:36You have 15 minutes.
00:29:37Nice try.
00:29:38I am not showering with you.
00:29:40All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:41All room for me in there.
00:29:43Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:44Come on, Max.
00:30:02Get out of the way.
00:30:04We agreed.
00:30:05Nothing physical.
00:30:06You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:08Relax.
00:30:09I won't touch you.
00:30:11Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:15But that'll cost extra.
00:30:16In your dreams.
00:30:28Free to join me.
00:30:29You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:30:52You wish.
00:30:54Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:55Pray you'll fall for me.
00:30:57It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:00Oh yeah?
00:31:02True.
00:31:02Holy shit.
00:31:18Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:23I'll say.
00:31:24What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:27Still think you can resist?
00:31:30Oh, baby.
00:31:31I don't think I want to.
00:31:38Max, I shut it up.
00:31:42Or maybe we should.
00:31:44God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:47Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:55Mom, we're so sexy.
00:31:58Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:08What?
00:32:09I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:11It's not you, Max.
00:32:12It's us.
00:32:13It's this.
00:32:13This is all an act.
00:32:14Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:17You're right.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:20I just need to be sorry.
00:32:22Just...
00:32:23That birthmark.
00:32:37What is that?
00:32:40It's him.
00:32:41The man from New Year's.
00:32:42Is he Piper's father?
00:32:47Why are you acting?
00:32:50Oh, my God.
00:32:52Max is Piper's father.
00:32:54Are you okay?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:57I just, um...
00:32:58I just got lightheaded.
00:32:59I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:02Alone.
00:33:02Of course.
00:33:08We have a daughter together.
00:33:10Oh, my God.
00:33:11What do I do?
00:33:18I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:20You can take the bed.
00:33:22Thanks.
00:33:24Hey.
00:33:26Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:28Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:32So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:35I want to help.
00:33:37He's Piper's father.
00:33:38He has a right to know.
00:33:41Um, Max.
00:33:44How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:50A child?
00:33:52No, no, no.
00:33:52That's impossible.
00:33:54I'm very careful.
00:33:56Mostly.
00:33:59I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:02Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:04And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:07You know?
00:34:08Right.
00:34:10He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:12I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:14Why do you ask?
00:34:16No reason.
00:34:17Just curious.
00:34:19No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:23What?
00:34:25No.
00:34:25Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:29Shoot.
00:34:35Where did you get these?
00:34:36And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:39I did not get those.
00:34:41I don't know where those came from.
00:34:42Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:34:46Give me that mask.
00:34:49Give me the mask.
00:34:49Give me the mask.
00:34:51Woo!
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:02Evan, the truth is, is that I...
00:35:05that I go go go go just a second come in hey hon oh sorry for interrupting but Piper is asking for
00:35:19a bedtime story before I tuck her in think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the
00:35:24middle of something I can see that well why don't I read it to her I mean if you don't if you don't
00:35:30mind but I had a boy you know what just put a shirt on I'm gonna go get her Piper here comes grandpa
00:35:38he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle in a way they all flew like the down of a thistle
00:35:47but I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
00:35:56if Piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon good night Piper
00:36:04is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you're her dad uh no that man has no
00:36:17idea what a treasure he's missing out on do you really think so from the bottom of my heart
00:36:27maybe I should tell him he deserves to know
00:36:31Max
00:36:38you're Piper's father
00:36:43I'll tell you when the time's right
00:36:52where's Piper she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:37:20God he's such a good kisser
00:37:38just gonna kiss and run not on my watch
00:37:50yeah this I remember this
00:37:57good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:12good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:15wonderful well it's about to get even better
00:38:18oh no what is that sardines and saltines it's a smith family classic
00:38:26it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:29don't be shy go ahead grab a handful
00:38:31Max you don't have to
00:38:34no no it's okay it's a smith family staple
00:38:38no there we go
00:38:48yeah
00:38:52good
00:38:57mmm good
00:39:00scrunchies
00:39:02well you two better get dressed you gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:05could I um
00:39:08could I have some water please
00:39:10that means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:14what's the deal with them
00:39:15every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:18says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:22hey don't worry I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:26better have Sam on standby tonight just in case
00:39:31well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:45wait that earring
00:39:47wait that earring
00:39:50you like it?
00:39:51I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:39:54did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:57I don't really remember the details but
00:39:59luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:03right
00:40:04that's just a common earring anyone could have it
00:40:07maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:09she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:11so Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:17but Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:20what kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:24an aging single mom
00:40:27slim pickings
00:40:28I heard he's in waste management
00:40:30that explains it
00:40:32she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:35oh please Miranda
00:40:36Ava is your niece
00:40:38oh come on grandpa
00:40:40everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:40:43her track record speaks for itself
00:40:46exactly
00:40:47not like my Sierra
00:40:48married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:40:53oh
00:40:54they're here
00:40:55Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:02Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:03Merry Christmas
00:41:04you must be grandpa Harold
00:41:07I am
00:41:08I'm Ava's husband
00:41:10Max
00:41:11pleasure to meet you
00:41:12welcome
00:41:13you're Ava's husband
00:41:14but
00:41:15you're gorgeous
00:41:17but
00:41:18not as handsome as you
00:41:20look at you two
00:41:21you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:23Merry Christmas grandpa
00:41:25Merry Christmas
00:41:26this is from Max and I
00:41:28oh my goodness
00:41:29thank you Ava
00:41:30let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:32oops
00:41:33oh my bad
00:41:35ooh
00:41:36a homemade gift
00:41:38how thrifty
00:41:39not all gifts are about the price tag
00:41:42mommy's right
00:41:43you mean a little hack
00:41:44you little
00:41:47you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:41:50or you will lose yours
00:41:51oh
00:41:52I think you broke my wrist
00:41:55look what you just did to my mother
00:41:57my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:00he could ruin your life
00:42:06what are you
00:42:07are you okay
00:42:08I'm fine
00:42:09I'm just wet huh
00:42:10yeah
00:42:11it's okay
00:42:12it's okay
00:42:13what are you
00:42:14don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:16did you just slap me
00:42:17next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:18you're a fucking psycho
00:42:19you know what Sierra
00:42:20I can take your little insults
00:42:21but leave my family out of this
00:42:34her family
00:42:35she needs me
00:42:36you okay honey
00:42:37do I look okay to you dumbass
00:42:38do something
00:42:39you don't know what I'm doing
00:42:40what are you doing
00:42:41what are you
00:42:42don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:43did you just slap me
00:42:44next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:45you're a fucking psycho
00:42:46do I look okay to you dumbass
00:42:48do something
00:42:49you don't know who you're messing with
00:42:51I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:42:54oh wow
00:42:55I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:00like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:03let's call him
00:43:04I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:07please
00:43:08who do you think you are
00:43:09enough
00:43:11enough
00:43:12there will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:16fine dad
00:43:17let it go Nathan
00:43:19they're just jealous
00:43:21for grandpa's sake
00:43:24I'll let you off easy
00:43:25I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:28I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:43:32do you want me to get the other cheek
00:43:33alright that's enough
00:43:35everyone come inside and sit down
00:43:38is this a joke
00:43:59can you please pass me some food
00:44:02hold it
00:44:03who said you could eat anything else
00:44:05my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:11my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:14king crab fresh from Alaska
00:44:17and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:19three times the price
00:44:21fifty times the flavor
00:44:23and you don't get a single bite
00:44:25it's just petty
00:44:26maybe so
00:44:27but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:31fine
00:44:32then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:35come on let's go
00:44:36no no
00:44:37don't you dare
00:44:39leave our family dinner
00:44:40grandpa I'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:44:43I know dear
00:44:45I just want to have our family together
00:44:47fine
00:44:48we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:44:50better a stray than a bitch
00:44:52what was that?
00:44:53I just want to have our family together
00:44:58fine
00:44:59we'll stay
00:45:00can I have a little napole?
00:45:02it's okay sweetie
00:45:04we'll get something right after
00:45:06like drive through?
00:45:08I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:10that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:14no strays
00:45:17Al
00:45:18sweetie sweetie are you okay?
00:45:20yes
00:45:21please
00:45:22you hit my child
00:45:23you're fucking crazy
00:45:24well if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:26maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:31don't worry baby
00:45:32I'll handle it
00:45:35don't worry baby
00:45:36I'll handle it
00:45:37I'll handle it
00:45:41Piper
00:45:42sweetie
00:45:43are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:49okay sweetheart
00:45:50give me two minutes
00:45:51and one phone call
00:45:52as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:45:55actually I do
00:45:57he's such a liar
00:45:59this ought to be hilarious
00:46:00oh
00:46:01it will be
00:46:04Sam
00:46:05yeah send the troops
00:46:07and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:09I'm already on my way
00:46:14bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:16I'm already on my way
00:46:19you hear this guy?
00:46:20he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:23from Antarctica
00:46:26now I get why you married him Eva
00:46:28his silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:31Max
00:46:32what are you doing?
00:46:33don't worry about it sweetheart
00:46:34Santa's already on his way
00:46:36actually
00:46:38five
00:46:39four
00:46:40three
00:46:41two
00:46:42one
00:46:46a helicopter?
00:46:53there's no way
00:46:55how did you pull this off?
00:47:00Sam is like family
00:47:02I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:03thanks boss
00:47:05boss?
00:47:07Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:09maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:11Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:15I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:16you're the CEO of Harrison group?
00:47:17mm-hmm
00:47:18come on
00:47:19you can stop kidding around
00:47:20if you were the CEO why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:22no I actually am the CEO
00:47:23come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it?
00:47:26Eva I'm not pretending
00:47:27Mr. Harrison the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:47:29how is this possible?
00:47:30how is this possible?
00:47:31this loser brings Antarctic king crab?
00:47:48how is this possible?
00:47:54this loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:47:56How is this possible?
00:47:59This loser brings an arctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:05Who are you?
00:48:06I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:09That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:12Wait, no, hold on.
00:48:15You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:19You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:22Some of the small ones.
00:48:25I mean, you know that.
00:48:26You work for me.
00:48:28Oh, God.
00:48:29I insulted my own boss.
00:48:31I'm finished.
00:48:36Oh, God.
00:48:37I insulted my own boss.
00:48:39I'm finished.
00:48:41Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:48:43Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:45Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:47For tonight, your fee stands.
00:48:50And with that, your career.
00:48:52You're fired.
00:48:54Fired?
00:48:55Sam.
00:48:55Are you fired?
00:49:00Oh, God.
00:49:01I can't be fired.
00:49:03What?
00:49:05Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:06You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:08Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:10I'll do anything.
00:49:11Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:14And you.
00:49:19Oh, me?
00:49:22Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:24That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:25A family tradition.
00:49:27Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:30Sam.
00:49:30Will you do me the honors?
00:49:35It's a glassy.
00:49:41Merry Christmas, Aunt William.
00:49:46Father, do something.
00:49:48Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:50I'm leaving.
00:49:51Merry Christmas, Aunt William.
00:49:52Mmm, pumpkin.
00:49:53My favorite.
00:49:59Come on, sweetie.
00:50:01Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:03Eat as much as you want.
00:50:04Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:09I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:11I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:13Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:17Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:19Just like this.
00:50:21Does he really mean that?
00:50:23Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:24I can't tell.
00:50:26And that terrifies me.
00:50:32Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:33I brought you a gift.
00:50:34Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:37Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:45Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:50:48Tell me everything.
00:50:50Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:50:53didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:50:56Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:50:59A high school dropout?
00:51:01In the Harrison family?
00:51:04Not a chance.
00:51:07Oh, she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:12Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:13Silence.
00:51:14Get me the address where she works.
00:51:16It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:18That's nice.
00:51:19We own that one.
00:51:21Good work.
00:51:22But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:34Thanks.
00:51:34So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:51:41Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:43And how about you?
00:51:48Me?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:51Are you happy with your new husband?
00:51:56Eva.
00:51:57That birthmark.
00:52:08Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:15Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:17So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:18No feelings, no complications.
00:52:23That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:24Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:26Max.
00:52:27Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:30It's cold.
00:52:33Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:36Max.
00:52:36Max.
00:52:36I need to tell you something.
00:52:41It's something important.
00:52:43What's gotten into her?
00:52:46Is she hiding something?
00:52:47Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:49I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:52:55Piper is...
00:52:57Piper is...
00:52:59Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:02Sweetie.
00:53:03Oh my gosh.
00:53:04It's unswollen.
00:53:05Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:07Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:09Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:13Come on, Piper.
00:53:17Okay, let me see.
00:53:19I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:25But that's not true.
00:53:26You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:31Uh...
00:53:31Daddy!
00:53:32No!
00:53:33Well...
00:53:38Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:53:45Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:47Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:50Really?
00:53:50Please stay, Daddy.
00:53:55You think it was Scar?
00:53:58Hmm.
00:54:01I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:03Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:04I have one, too.
00:54:06Dad...
00:54:07I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:10Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:13Really?
00:54:14No way.
00:54:15No.
00:54:16It was actually a cactus.
00:54:17But it's still cool.
00:54:20I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:23Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:28My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:36And how old are you?
00:54:37Six.
00:54:38Six?
00:54:39That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:54:42Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:54:43Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:48What do I even say?
00:54:50And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:52Sorry, honey.
00:54:53This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:54:57Um, yeah.
00:55:00Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:03Ivar.
00:55:03Okay, look.
00:55:11Piper is...
00:55:15Go on.
00:55:24That must be an emergency.
00:55:27Excuse me.
00:55:28Sorry.
00:55:29I take this.
00:55:33Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:40Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:43I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:55:47Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:49I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:55:53She's a high school dropout.
00:55:55Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:55:57And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:00I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:01Max.
00:56:02That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:10I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:12You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:13Your mother would take her away.
00:56:15After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:19Eva?
00:56:21Maximus?
00:56:22Are you even listening to me?
00:56:24No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:25I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:26Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:29I'm not leaving her.
00:56:29Eva?
00:56:38I need that.
00:56:40Ha, ha.
00:56:41Did they?
00:56:42Oh, thank you.
00:56:43This is for you, Grandma.
00:56:44Oh, wow.
00:56:50That's so cool.
00:56:52What did you make?
00:56:53Uh, Derek, this is from Eva.
00:56:56Oh, thank you so much.
00:56:59Thanks, guys.
00:56:59I'm glad you're here.
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:05Damn, these are nice.
00:57:06Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:14Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:17It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:19Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:20Remember?
00:57:20The song that we sang.
00:57:21Ready?
00:57:21Ready?
00:57:22Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:24What do we got, guys?
00:57:25Billy.
00:57:25Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:31You never told me.
00:57:35Have we met before?
00:57:40Have we met before?
00:57:42She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:45I don't know what you're getting at.
00:57:51Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:02I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:03Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:04They're very common.
00:58:06I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:09No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:13Maybe.
00:58:15Are you okay?
00:58:19Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:22No.
00:58:23I'm fine.
00:58:26Um.
00:58:27Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:31I got you this.
00:58:33You got me a gift, too?
00:58:34Tis the season.
00:58:36Open it.
00:58:45Gloves.
00:58:51Did you make these?
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:54I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:58:58You've already done so much for me.
00:58:59I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:01How did I feel?
00:59:04Well, warm, right?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08Warm.
00:59:10Soft.
00:59:13Perfect.
00:59:14Thank you, Eva.
00:59:20I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:24Really?
00:59:24Yeah, my mom.
00:59:27She partied all the time.
00:59:28And I got gifts.
00:59:30Plenty of them, but...
00:59:32I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:59:36Nothing personal.
00:59:38Well, you deserve it.
00:59:40You're a good guy.
00:59:41And someday, you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
00:59:50What if that day's today?
00:59:54What if I already found someone special?
00:59:59Right here.
01:00:11Max, we can't.
01:00:26If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:34Come on.
01:00:35I don't want you to stop.
01:00:41No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:00:58It's true.
01:01:00It's true.
01:01:00I want you.
01:01:10Oh, God, you weren't trying.
01:01:11I can't resist him.
01:01:16Piper!
01:01:25Piper?
01:01:28She can't see us.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:46Eva?
01:01:50Grandma, I'm up here!
01:01:52That was way too close.
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:07We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:09Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:17Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:21You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:28Let me give it to you.
01:02:29Let me give it to you.
01:02:30Let me give it to you.
01:02:31Let me give it to you.
01:02:31Let me give it to you.
01:02:32Let me give it to you.
01:02:32Let me give it to you.
01:02:33Let me give it to you.
01:02:33Let me give it to you.
01:02:34Let me give it to you.
01:02:34Let me give it to you.
01:02:35Let me give it to you.
01:02:35Let me give it to you.
01:02:36Let me give it to you.
01:02:36Let me give it to you.
01:02:37Let me give it to you.
01:02:37Let me give it to you.
01:02:38Let me give it to you.
01:02:38Let me give it to you.
01:02:39Let me give it to you.
01:02:40Let me give it to you.
01:02:41Let me give it to you.
01:02:42Let me give it to you.
01:02:43Let me give it to you.
01:02:44Let me give it to you.
01:02:45Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:12Hello?
01:03:13Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:03:17What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:20What?
01:03:22We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:25Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:29My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:33Piper is my daughter.
01:03:34And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:37So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:03:40I'm not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:45Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:55Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:03:57So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:03What are you talking about?
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:06It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:11Eva, wait!
01:04:12So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:21Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:04:25So, it's just a goodbye?
01:04:29Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:32Look.
01:04:35Last night,
01:04:37I let my guard down.
01:04:39But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:42And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:44Just tell me what you need.
01:04:47I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:04:50a good father.
01:04:52Just say the word.
01:04:54You don't get it.
01:05:00You don't get it.
01:05:08I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:15I won't give up on us.
01:05:23Are we here?
01:05:33Yes.
01:05:35As much as I don't want us to be,
01:05:37we're back.
01:05:41Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:43We're home.
01:05:48How can she just walk away?
01:05:53Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:05:59It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:01Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:05You promised.
01:06:06Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:08Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:12Alright, fine.
01:06:13When?
01:06:15Two days.
01:06:17I'll come pick you up.
01:06:18No need.
01:06:20Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:21I know you and mommy thought,
01:06:29but she still really likes you.
01:06:32So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:06:34Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:36If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:06:38I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:51I love you.
01:06:52I love you.
01:06:53I love you.
01:06:54I love you.
01:06:55I love you.
01:06:57I love you.
01:06:59Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:01Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:04Boss?
01:07:06Boss?
01:07:10Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:13I need to go win back my family.
01:07:15Family?
01:07:16Boss, you okay?
01:07:18Never better.
01:07:21Go get her, Max.
01:07:25Give it your best smile.
01:07:27Ah, there he is.
01:07:30Maximus, darling.
01:07:32I have some prospects for you.
01:07:34Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:37Oh.
01:07:41I told you.
01:07:42I already found the woman I love.
01:07:46Well...
01:07:50Maximus, stop this.
01:07:53That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:56Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:00You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:03No, I'm not.
01:08:05Oh?
01:08:07I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:11I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:15What?
01:08:16What?
01:08:29Oh, that's her.
01:08:31The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:35Hi, welcome in.
01:08:37Can I help you find something?
01:08:39I want to try those.
01:08:43Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:44Are you?
01:08:47Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:52No, no, no.
01:08:53I know what I want.
01:08:55Size 7.
01:08:57Oh, Biddy can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:01Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:08Ignore her.
01:09:09She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:12Here, let me help you.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:17She seems kind.
01:09:24I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:26She's just doing her job.
01:09:29How do they feel?
01:09:30Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:09:34I think I need a size up.
01:09:36Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:41Right away.
01:09:43I'll be right back.
01:09:44She's not only kind.
01:09:45She's patient.
01:09:46Was I wrong about her?
01:09:47Was I wrong about her?
01:10:03Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:05Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:08She can't walk.
01:10:10That's just pure evil.
01:10:15Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:18She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:20Who cares?
01:10:21It's the last pair.
01:10:23I get paid commission.
01:10:24Get paid commission.
01:10:30I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:33See?
01:10:35This is your whole problem.
01:10:38This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:41I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:45I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:47She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:50People who insult her all day?
01:10:52I'm your manager.
01:10:58Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:07Did I stutter?
01:11:12You don't have to fire me.
01:11:16I quit.
01:11:22I don't work here anymore.
01:11:25Listen.
01:11:26Don't buy the shoes.
01:11:28They're broken.
01:11:29Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:31You're a good person after all.
01:11:34Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:37I'm sorry?
01:11:39Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:42Get out!
01:11:48You're not disabled?
01:11:49Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:54Absolutely shameful.
01:11:56Who are you?
01:11:58I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.
01:12:02And the owner of this store.
01:12:04You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:06Mother of the CEO?
01:12:08I am.
01:12:10And you, my dear, are fired!
01:12:13What did I do?
01:12:14You are a good person.
01:12:19From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:25Are you serious?
01:12:28That's right.
01:12:30Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:32You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:38You, out!
01:12:41I'll leave.
01:12:43I'm leaving.
01:12:45I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48Don't worry.
01:12:50You're getting a promotion!
01:12:52You deserve it, my dear.
01:12:54Thank you!
01:12:56First assignment?
01:12:58I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:01Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:03Okay.
01:13:05Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:08I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:10She's the mother of a CEO.
01:13:12Of course she lives like this.
01:13:14Ahem.
01:13:16Ahem.
01:13:17Ahem.
01:13:18Ahem.
01:13:19Ahem.
01:13:20Ahem.
01:13:21Ahem.
01:13:22Ahem.
01:13:23Ahem.
01:13:24Ahem.
01:13:25Ahem.
01:13:26Ahem.
01:13:28Ahem.
01:13:29Ahem.
01:13:31Ahem.
01:13:32Ahem.
01:13:33Ahem.
01:13:34Ahem.
01:13:35Ahem.
01:13:36Ahem.
01:13:37Ahem.
01:13:45Mrs. Harrison?
01:13:46I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:50Max?
01:13:51Eva?
01:13:53What are you doing here?
01:13:55I, uh...
01:13:56There you are, Eva!
01:13:59Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:02My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:05What are you ta-
01:14:07That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:14Well I tried to tell you but-
01:14:15Stop!
01:14:17And you!
01:14:18You lied to me at the store!
01:14:21Y-you were both just testing me?
01:14:23Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:25I'm sorry Eva.
01:14:26I'm sorry Eva.
01:14:27I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:30But I was wrong.
01:14:32Eva, please.
01:14:33I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:35Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:14:38How could you think that of me?
01:14:41It's not like that dear.
01:14:43Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:45Mom!
01:14:46What did you do?
01:14:47I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:50We're not together.
01:14:52And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:58I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:01What are you waiting for son? Go after her!
01:15:04Eva.
01:15:08Let me go!
01:15:09I swear it's not what you think.
01:15:11But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:12Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:14I'm not pretending!
01:15:16Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:17And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:25Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:29Max, you came.
01:15:31God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:15:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:40Just say the word.
01:15:44See?
01:15:46Stop fighting.
01:15:49We belong together.
01:15:52You're wrong.
01:15:54Wrong about what?
01:15:56That you care?
01:15:57Or we belong together?
01:15:59Look, I already told you.
01:16:00We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:02Now I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:06Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:11Eva.
01:16:15Eva!
01:16:16I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:19Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:27Ow!
01:16:29Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:31Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:33Come here.
01:16:34No, you're not fine.
01:16:35You're sad.
01:16:36I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:37I miss Daddy too.
01:16:38I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:16:39Don't you want to be with him?
01:16:40Lovebug.
01:16:41You're right.
01:16:42What am I doing?
01:16:43Running like a coward?
01:16:44No, you're not fine.
01:16:45No, you're not fine.
01:16:46You're sad.
01:16:47I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:49I miss Daddy too.
01:16:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:16:55Don't you want to be with him?
01:16:56Lovebug.
01:16:57You're right.
01:16:58What am I doing, running like a coward?
01:16:59I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:03Now it's time for Mommy to be brave too.
01:17:04I believe in you.
01:17:05What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:06I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:09I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:13Now it's time for Mommy to be brave too.
01:17:16I believe in you. What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:20I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:24Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:17:34Enough sulking.
01:17:36Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:39Don't you think I want to? She doesn't want me.
01:17:43I didn't raise you to give up. Your daughter is still out there. You can't abandon her.
01:17:48Mom, you don't get it. I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:53And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:17:57What are you talking about? I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:01Piper is your daughter.
01:18:04What?
01:18:06See for yourself.
01:18:13I was right. Seven years ago. New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:18:19Eva!
01:18:21Hey!
01:18:22Daddy!
01:18:23Daddy!
01:18:24Piper!
01:18:25Oh!
01:18:26I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:28You came back!
01:18:36I, uh...
01:18:37Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:18:39Oh, I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:47You came back.
01:18:50I, uh...
01:18:53Don't forget to re-break, Mommy.
01:19:01I, uh...
01:19:03I was scared.
01:19:04But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:06Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:11Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:15I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:19Piper is your daughter.
01:19:21You knew.
01:19:23My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:25Grandma!
01:19:29Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:19:32I was scared.
01:19:34Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:19:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:41I love you, Eva.
01:19:43I love you, too.
01:19:45I promise.
01:19:46For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:19:48As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:19:51Will you marry me, Eva?
01:19:52For real this time?
01:19:53I love you, Eva.
01:19:56I love you, too.
01:19:58I promise.
01:19:59For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:03As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:06It doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:19For real this time?
01:20:21Yes!
01:20:23Yes, of course I'll marry you!
01:20:28Yes!
01:20:29Hi!
01:20:37Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:20:39and the Christmas after that,
01:20:40and forever!
01:20:44I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:51Who's that?
01:20:53Eva!
01:20:56Take me back!
01:20:59I'm sorry!
01:21:00I struck you tired!
01:21:01Ah!
01:21:04Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:06Again.
01:21:10No?
01:21:11Not funny?
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