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Victoria Beckham, Kerry Washington
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00:00She was in one of the greatest girl groups in history.
00:03It's Watch What Happens Live with Victoria Beckham and Kerry Washington now.
00:16Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:19I'm your host, Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse.
00:22On a merry Monday night, my first guest wears many hats.
00:25She's a designer, beauty mogul, Spice Girl, and most importantly, a loyal Radio Andy consumer.
00:32Streamer, great docu-series, Victoria Beckham on Netflix.
00:36Now, please welcome Victoria Beckham.
00:40My next guest famously played a member of the Washington elite who, among other things, used to do the president.
00:48But now she's starring in a twisty new whodunit now streaming on Netflix also.
00:53So, it's called Wake Up, Dead Man, A Knives Out Mystery.
00:56Say hi to the very talented Kerry Washington.
00:59Hi, Kerry.
01:01Do the two of you know each other?
01:03Have you met before?
01:04We have a lot of friends in common.
01:06Like, we are both obsessed with Eva Longoria.
01:08Yes.
01:08But we don't really know each other that well, so this is a treat.
01:12Yes.
01:12I'm happy to provide it.
01:14Tonight, Victoria specifically requested the presence of my Andy Cohen live co-host.
01:19And when Posh Spice speaks, I listen.
01:21Over at the bar, say hi to John Hill.
01:24Hey, John.
01:25Great to see you.
01:28In the flesh.
01:29Drinking game alert.
01:30My guests won't know it, but anytime you hear anyone say this word, if you're 21 or over,
01:34drink it till your night is exclusively streaming on Regretflix.
01:38Oh, that would be terrible.
01:39So, Victoria, clear this up for me, if you will.
01:43David Beckham, your husband, Smoke Show, is now a knight, which means he is Sir David Beckham.
01:51He is.
01:52And you are Lady Victoria?
01:54I am Lady Beckham.
01:56You are Lady Beckham.
01:57Wow.
01:58Wow.
02:00Lady Posh?
02:02Listen, whatever you want.
02:04Okay, very good.
02:04Whatever you want.
02:05Anything for you.
02:06Okay, very good.
02:07Okay, this is exciting.
02:09Uh, Lady Beckham has described her beauty line as active and effective, but clean and kind,
02:17which coincidentally is also how I would describe myself as a lover.
02:21But now Victoria is going to do us all the ultimate kindness by sharing her beauty secrets
02:27free of charge.
02:29Here we go.
02:30What is your must-have beauty item you need while traveling?
02:34Microgel eyeliner.
02:35Microgel eyeliner.
02:36No, Microgel eyeliner.
02:40Sorry, your accent is so confusing.
02:42Andy, you know.
02:43No, I know.
02:43Your Kajal eyeliner.
02:44My eyeliner.
02:45Yes.
02:46Don't you sell one of those every 11 seconds or something?
02:49I mean, it's getting quicker and quicker.
02:51Yes.
02:51Okay.
02:52Yes, I love that.
02:53Okay.
02:53Have you ever worn your makeup to bed to wear the next day if you have to get up really
02:58early?
02:58Absolutely not.
02:59And if you tell me you have, we can't be friends with you.
03:01No, I don't.
03:02No, no, no, no, I don't.
03:03Carrie.
03:03No way.
03:04No.
03:04Okay.
03:04No, it's disgusting.
03:05John Hill.
03:06Have you ever done that?
03:07Be honest.
03:08John.
03:08Yes, most nice.
03:10Lady Beckham, what's the biggest mistake you think women make when it comes to taking care
03:15of their skin?
03:16That they don't take care of their skin.
03:18Right.
03:18That's the biggest mistake.
03:19Okay.
03:20How often do you clean your hair a week?
03:23I mean, I like to wash my hair more or less every day.
03:26Okay.
03:27Do you wash it yourself or do you have it washed, Lady Beckham?
03:31Although I am a lady, I like to keep it real.
03:33Okay, you do.
03:34So I will wash my own hair.
03:36You do?
03:36I do.
03:37Has Sir David ever washed your hair?
03:40He has not.
03:41Okay.
03:41Have you ever washed his hair?
03:43Um, no, I have not.
03:45Okay.
03:45No, this is like weird hair washing thing.
03:47No, I have a fetish, you know, but it makes me, it's a bit horny to think of.
03:51Do you feel like, uh, hyaluric acid is all it's cracked up to be?
03:56Absolutely.
03:56Great for hydration.
03:58And yeah, I'm obsessed with our cell rejuvenating illuminator, which is good for hydration.
04:03Um, how much does Lady Beckham pay for a haircut?
04:07Nothing because my best friend is my hairdresser.
04:10Okay, Ken.
04:11Okay.
04:12Favorite beauty item to give friends and family?
04:14Oh, my fragrance, Portofino 97.
04:18There you go.
04:19Thank you very much, Lady Victoria.
04:22No pauses.
04:23No pauses.
04:24She's so clear.
04:25No pauses.
04:25No, she knows it.
04:27She knows it.
04:28Every 11 seconds, she sells one of those freaking eyeliner.
04:30Now it's 10 because of this show.
04:32I know.
04:32Yes, exactly.
04:33Well, thank you.
04:33I sent you one.
04:34Have you won it?
04:35Yes, I know.
04:35I know.
04:36I haven't used it yet.
04:37Okay, John has.
04:37John has.
04:38Yes.
04:39I finished the contour today.
04:40I thought you looked extra chiseled, John.
04:44Yes.
04:45In Carrie's new Knives Out movie, someone passes away due to foul play.
04:50But in her next project, the passing of foul gas is nearly the cause of death.
04:55For a cherished friendship, Carrie Washington, get ready to take center stage in Clubhouse Playhouse.
05:02First, you will be tackling the role of Mary M. Cosby during our emotional and raw flatulence fight with Angie on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
05:15Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:16Carrie Washington, you may begin at your ready.
05:22You're a little bit mean.
05:24Like, when you made fun of my fart.
05:26First of all, the dog farted.
05:29And then you said, oh, maybe that's Mary.
05:31You said, come on, Bronwyn.
05:32We better sit over here, because Mary's got gas.
05:35And then your dog farts and smells the whole house up.
05:39And you blamed it like it was my fart.
05:42I'm like, first of all, I eat healthy.
05:45My farts don't come out like that.
05:48We should know the difference between my fart and a dog fart.
05:52You don't even know if I smelled your fart before.
05:56Maybe I have.
05:57But I would never talk about it and make fun.
06:01You didn't smell my fart.
06:03I said I had gas.
06:05I was offended by it.
06:06Okay?
06:08And C.
06:09Ladies and gentlemen, wow.
06:15You brought the text to life.
06:17I just, I just, I think you have to honor farts.
06:20You know what?
06:21By the way, you made sense of that.
06:24When it was originally delivered, it was kind of chaotic.
06:28You actually, you brought it home.
06:30It's all in the words.
06:31Throughout their storied careers, my guests have found their names splashed across the headlines.
06:35So to debunk any tabloid myths, they have retained me as their crisis manager slash fixer in the hopes I will be able to say it's handled.
06:45So we are playing headline or head lie.
06:48Here's what's happening.
06:49We're going to go back and forth reading breaking news reports about both of you ladies.
06:54You will guess whether it's a real headline or totally made up.
06:59Kerry Washington calls out Shaquille O'Neal for sliding into her DMs.
07:04That happened.
07:06Wow.
07:06Wow.
07:07Yes, that happened.
07:08He was barking up your tree?
07:10No.
07:11He was being very kind.
07:12He was a huge, he is a huge scandal fan.
07:14Okay.
07:15Oh, I love it.
07:16Congratulations.
07:16Wow.
07:17Yeah.
07:17Okay.
07:18Number two.
07:19Did Victoria Beckham wet herself at Fashion Week?
07:22Lady Beckham.
07:26No.
07:28Okay.
07:28That is a real headline.
07:30It is?
07:30But I guess the answer was no.
07:32Of course it is.
07:33Yes.
07:34Okay.
07:34Well, one never knows.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36Okay.
07:38Kerry's pre-show ritual for American Son includes a six-piece McNugget from Times Square McDonald's and more.
07:46No.
07:47Okay, no.
07:47Okay.
07:48That was a fake headline.
07:49No.
07:49Okay.
07:50Victoria Beckham attempts to bring back the electric slide.
07:55Oh, of course that's true.
07:57Yes, it is true.
07:58Yes.
07:59I love to dance.
08:00You love to dance.
08:01Yes.
08:01Yes.
08:02Who was the best dancer in the Spice Girls?
08:04Um, oh, my gosh.
08:06You, right?
08:06Me.
08:07Yeah.
08:07Okay.
08:07And I was dancing in some major high heels as well.
08:10Of course.
08:11In her documentary.
08:12Lady Posh.
08:12I didn't see her as a little girl.
08:14I know.
08:14The dance classes and the talent's always been there.
08:17You took the words out of my mouth.
08:18Thanks, Kerry.
08:19I thought I wanted to be really good friends.
08:21Yes.
08:21We saw in the documentary that she started as a dancer and a young, great talent.
08:27Kerry Washington used to hide her money under a mattress.
08:31That's true.
08:32That is true.
08:33That's true.
08:33When I got per diem for Save the Last Dance, I hid it under the mattress and I bought a laptop at the end.
08:38Wow.
08:39Wow.
08:41Victoria Beckham secretly cannot stand Hubby David's famous pot pie.
08:46Oh.
08:47I mean, I wouldn't eat a pot pie.
08:50Yes.
08:51But if I did.
08:52Yes.
08:52If I did, it would be fabulous.
08:54He's a great cook.
08:55Yes.
08:55He is a great cook.
08:56Yes.
08:56I can see that from Instagram.
08:58John and I also often delve on the radio about things that you put in your mouth.
09:07Wow.
09:07Like, do you eat soup?
09:11Well, okay.
09:12So, I do actually eat onion soup because I heard this on the radio the other day.
09:15Yes.
09:16Yes.
09:17Okay.
09:17We were speculating.
09:18You eat onion soup?
09:19I do eat onion soup.
09:20Like a French onion or like a...
09:22With the cheese?
09:24I don't eat the cheese.
09:25Yes.
09:26But the French onion.
09:27Because Jordan was right.
09:28Jordan was right.
09:29Yes.
09:29You don't eat the cheese.
09:31Okay.
09:31Very good.
09:32Do you like bone broth?
09:35No.
09:36Oh.
09:37That was this morning show we speculated on that.
09:40There's a great bone broth.
09:41It's spring bone here in New York.
09:43Yes.
09:43That's what John's favorite thing.
09:45That's what John is talking about.
09:45The immunity one?
09:46Yes.
09:47The immunity one's so good.
09:48There you go.
09:49Okay.
09:49All right.
09:49We're going to leave it there.
09:50When we come back more with Lady Beckham and Kerry Washington after the break.
09:56Here's who's coming by later this week.
09:58We will be right back.
09:59Let's go.
10:00Let's go.
10:01Let's go.
10:08Yo, yo.
10:10Hey, Vera.
10:10Hi.
10:11Did you fill this up?
10:12No.
10:13Hi.
10:13Hey.
10:14Okay.
10:15It's nice having him back.
10:19I've given up a lot to be loyal to my dad and to Cy and to Wix.
10:27So I think that when my dad is looking down on me from heaven, I think he is very pleased
10:37with me.
10:40So I guess that's nice.
10:43All right.
10:45That was Wake Up Dead Man and Knives Out Mystery now streaming globally on Netflix starring
10:50my guest Kerry Washington.
10:52Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
10:55I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse.
10:57Also here with Lady Beckham, Victoria Beckham, the talking series.
11:01Victoria Beckham is also streaming on Netflix.
11:04You can watch them both.
11:05Doubleheader.
11:06One night.
11:06Over at the bar, he hosts a podcast called Show Ponies.
11:09So gallop your hooves over to YouTube where new episodes drop Mondays.
11:14It's my pal, John Hill.
11:16Hey, John.
11:19Drinking game reminder.
11:20Anytime you hear this word, drink until your hit singles called,
11:25If You Want to Be My Liver.
11:27Victoria, the Bravo Babe, you know what?
11:33I will say, you do laugh at all my jokes, which I really appreciate.
11:37The Bravo Babe wants to know, is your phone lock screen still the photo of us?
11:44Of course it is.
11:46I don't know if I believe you.
11:47Of course it is.
11:48Really?
11:49I don't believe you.
11:51Who did you get closest to on the cast?
11:54It's an amazing cast.
11:56Such an amazing cast.
11:57Glenn Close, Daniel Craig.
11:59Yes, working with Daniel Craig, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Josh O'Connor, Andrew Scott.
12:04I mean, Jeremy Renner.
12:05The whole cast is incredible.
12:07You're giving me very Benoit Blanc looks today, actually, with this gorgeous suit.
12:12I would say probably Andrew Scott.
12:15Okay.
12:16He's so funny.
12:18Benny J. Ramsey on Thread said,
12:21Victoria, what was your favorite Spice Girls outfit you ever wear?
12:25And was it the little Gucci dress?
12:27Or the little Gucci dress?
12:30The little Gucci dress.
12:33Was it for real?
12:34It wasn't actually a real Gucci dress.
12:36It was from the high street, because when we first started with the Spice Girls,
12:40I mean, we could only dream of designer clothes.
12:43Right.
12:43But I made everyone think it was designer, but it wasn't.
12:46Okay.
12:47Carrie, Mary Stacey wants to know if you got to keep any of the clothes worn by Olivia Pope.
12:51I did.
12:52You did?
12:52I did.
12:53In fact, on our very last day of filming, all of us refused to change out of our wardrobe.
12:57We all went home in our clothes because we just didn't want it to end.
13:00Kelly H. wants to know, Victoria, how long did it take you to get Anna Winters' approval,
13:06and what happened when you finally did?
13:08This is a story that's told in the documentary.
13:11Yeah.
13:11You know, I had to really prove myself to the whole industry, and Anna as well.
13:16So I had a few seasons where she didn't show up, and once I'd proved myself, she started
13:23coming, and she's been coming every season.
13:26And she's, you know, she's such a smart woman.
13:28She's so successful, and she's so respected.
13:31So for her to give that stamp of approval and support me in the industry is incredible.
13:36Very big deal.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Okay, let's take some fan questions.
13:40We have Kristen from Ottawa in our studio audience with a question for Victoria.
13:44Hi.
13:45Hi, Andy.
13:46Hi, Carrie.
13:46Hi.
13:47Hi, Victoria.
13:48My question's for you.
13:49Lady.
13:49Lady Beckham.
13:49Lady Beckham.
13:51We can be casual, guys.
13:52You've done such a great job of reinventing yourself.
13:58Now that you and David have both done docuseries, is reality TV in your future?
14:03And do you think Andy Cohen would produce?
14:06Well, I mean, what do you think, Candy?
14:08At Home of the Beckhams?
14:09Yes.
14:10Wow.
14:11Inside Beckingham Palace.
14:13You're desperate to get into Beckingham Palace, aren't you?
14:16You and John.
14:17Yeah.
14:17I'll take care of the bees.
14:21They would never.
14:23Our virtual fan, Lacey, from North Carolina, has a question for Carrie.
14:27Oh.
14:29Hi.
14:29Hi.
14:30Hi, Andy.
14:31Hi, Victoria.
14:31Hi, Carrie.
14:32Hi.
14:33Carrie, my question is, do you have any status updates on the Desperate Housewives reboot
14:38that you're working on?
14:39And do you think any of the original women will be making cameos in it?
14:42Oh, I don't have a ton of updates for you, other than that it's fully in development.
14:48And I'm very close to some of the original cast and Mark Cherry.
14:51Eva Longoria is a dear friend.
14:53And so we are doing our best to develop something that is an homage and really shows the world
14:58how much we all love the original.
15:00For more updates, you can follow my company, Simpson Street, on socials, because anything
15:05that we have to announce, we will be announcing there.
15:07Very good.
15:08Thank you, fans.
15:08When Victoria described her upbringing as working class in the Beckham documentary, David popped
15:18in to say, be honest, until she copped to being driven to school in a Rolls Royce.
15:23But David's not here, so both my guests will have an out when they don't want to be as honest
15:28as we play Truth or Drink.
15:31Ladies, we will spin the wheel of shady questions.
15:34If the question lands on you, you can either answer it or take a sip of your cocktail.
15:39Spin it, control room.
15:43Victoria, who's one designer you're just completely unimpressed by?
15:47Oh, come on.
15:48I'm going to drink.
15:49Okay.
15:49Spin it around, guys.
15:51Can I drink now?
15:52Yes.
15:52Great.
15:54Carrie, name one project you wish you could scrap from your IMDb page forever.
16:01I'm going to drink.
16:02Okay.
16:03Spin it, guys.
16:05I love a drinking game.
16:07Yes.
16:07Drinking games are fun.
16:09Absolutely.
16:10Victoria, what is the most annoying thing about your hubby of 26 years, David?
16:14Oh, please answer this one.
16:15Can I answer and have a drink?
16:17Yes.
16:17Okay.
16:18Okay.
16:18So David likes to be early for everything.
16:21Okay.
16:22But absolutely everything.
16:23We went to a party recently and we were there before the waiting star.
16:26Wow.
16:26Before the guests.
16:27I mean, it's embarrassing at this point.
16:29Wow.
16:29Yeah.
16:30And he's a knight.
16:31And you're you.
16:32I mean, you should arrive late.
16:35Exactly what I say.
16:36Right.
16:37Yes.
16:37Wow.
16:38Spin it, guys.
16:42Carrie, number one guaranteed way to piss off Shonda Rhimes.
16:45So this actually was helpful in my performance earlier.
16:49Okay.
16:49Because the biggest thing Shonda would say is you can say it however you want, but you have
16:53to say my words as I wrote them.
16:55Right.
16:55And so I took that with me.
16:57Yes.
16:57In preparation first.
16:58Wow.
16:59I like that.
16:59Spin it, guys.
17:00Victoria ranked the Spice Girls on their dancing skills.
17:06You, Mel B, Mel C, Emma, and Jerry.
17:09Okay.
17:10None of us, and I said this in the documentary, were that great at anything.
17:14We just worked together.
17:16At anything.
17:16We worked really well together.
17:18We were.
17:19We were all underdogs that collectively were really good.
17:24Yes.
17:24We were really good.
17:25Okay.
17:25All right.
17:26She didn't answer it, but she answered it.
17:28Spin it around, guys.
17:31Carrie, the most boring award show you've ever attended.
17:35They're all boring?
17:36Yes.
17:37Spin it, guys.
17:42Who's the biggest holdout for a Spice Girls reunion?
17:45Who would be the biggest holdout?
17:47What does that mean?
17:48Who would be the one person in the Spice Girls who would be like, who's the one that everyone
17:53needs to convince?
17:55I'm going to have a drink.
17:56Oh.
17:58Spin it, guys.
17:59That's an answer.
18:03Carrie, what episode or story arc where scandal jumped the shark?
18:07Oh, gosh.
18:08I mean, uh, yeah.
18:11Okay.
18:12Last question.
18:13Spin it, guys.
18:14We're clearing the board.
18:17Victoria, least favorite Spice Girls song?
18:20Oh, I love all the Spice Girls songs.
18:22I can't answer.
18:23I'm going to have another drink.
18:24All right.
18:24After the break, we have more.
18:26And John Hill's giving our What's What Happens Live after this.
18:29All right, welcome back to What's What Happens Live.
18:35All right, welcome back to What's What Happens Live.
18:46Having a great Monday night with Victoria, Carrie, and John at the bar.
18:50Tune in to John Hill Slays Christmas, December 23rd and 11 on Radio Andy's Sirius XM channel
18:56102, Victoria Sam G emailed, I read somewhere that you have at least 100 Birkins.
19:03Is that an accurate number?
19:04And if your closet was flooding, which Birkin would you save first?
19:07Oh, my gosh.
19:08Um, I wouldn't say I have 100, but I, I've been very lucky that my husband has bought me a few.
19:14Okay.
19:15Um, I'm not sure which one I would grab.
19:17I'm super sentimental.
19:18So, you know, maybe one that he might have bought me when I had one of the children, something like that.
19:23Okay.
19:24Uh, Zippy Boston said, Carrie, did you ever spill red wine on one of the white suits you wore while filming Scandal?
19:30Never, not once.
19:31Wow, not a drop.
19:33Nope, never.
19:34Didn't piss off Shonda Rhimes that way.
19:36Exactly.
19:36Uh, it is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:39The holidays are an excellent time to reflect and set an intention for the time ahead.
19:44And tonight I am taking my cues from the wise man who showed up at my clubhouse manger, my radio co-host, John Hill.
19:51John has graciously agreed to count down his top five holiday wishes for me, Andy Cohen, this festive season.
19:58What could go wrong?
19:59John, number five.
20:00Number five.
20:02For a jolly, giant, fat old man to get stuck up his dirty chimney.
20:07Number four.
20:09Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gout.
20:13I mean, I don't think equating dreidels with a bukkake is appropriate, but okay, go on.
20:22No, I don't know what kind of Hanukkah you're having.
20:25Number three.
20:26For visions of sugar plums to dance in his head as he gets Eiffel Towered by the cast of Heated Rivalry.
20:31That I can stand behind.
20:33Yes, absolutely.
20:35To be visited by the ghosts of housewives past, present, and presently suing him.
20:40Oh, no.
20:42You wish that for me?
20:44I don't know.
20:45Number one.
20:47Drum roll.
20:48And my number one holiday wish for Andy is to airdrop his most festive hole pick to all of Times Square right as the ball drops.
20:54I want to thank Victoria Beckham, Kerry Washington, and John Hill for being here.
21:02The word of the night was she.
21:03We said it a lot of times.
21:06If you've been playing our drinking game, no driving, tomorrow night, Meredith Marks and Noah Schaap at 10 after Vanderbump Rules.
21:14Watch Nines Out on Netflix.
21:17Watch Victoria Beckham on Netflix.
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