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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, yeah!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:00I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17I don't want you to stop.
00:01:20I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I don't want you to stop.
00:01:26I don't want you to stop.
00:01:28I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I don't want you to stop.
00:01:38I don't want you to stop.
00:01:40I don't want you to stop.
00:01:43I don't want you to stop.
00:01:45I don't want you to stop.
00:01:49I don't want you to stop.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:52Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:57I will find you.
00:01:59Maximus.
00:02:00Can you get married already?
00:02:02Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:05I need grandkids.
00:02:05I need you to-
00:02:06Message received, mom.
00:02:07I need to go now.
00:02:08I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:10I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we find her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:59or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:20Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:28I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:39Daddy!
00:03:49Oh!
00:03:49Whoa!
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:57Oh!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:03Just as handsome as I...
00:04:04Mommy, hurry, your fit Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:20Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:05:48I need to go get married.
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:07Yeah, guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:18You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:22I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:05Bad news, boss, the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife, bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:21Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:28I've got what I need.
00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:35Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:07:56Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:15What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:40So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies.
00:09:57I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:00Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:01Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:06Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend 500, get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:16Oh, great.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:47Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:11:46You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:10And don't be late.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:08Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter.
00:13:38It's my daughter.
00:13:41Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Oh, my God.
00:14:05Aren't you made it?
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:15Good, good, good.
00:14:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:22Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:27Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:29I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Oh, no.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:53Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:55You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:58And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:13Manager of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:43That's enough.
00:15:44She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:02That's half a million.
00:16:04Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:14Willie, you made it.
00:16:17There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:34Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:42Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:58Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:10Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:49My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us, and he's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:15And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hey, are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27We're going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:34How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:37Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:19:00Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:04Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:16Mom, Dad, I'd take her inside.
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste, manager, I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:28Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:30Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:47He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:54And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:58That car.
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car.
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:21I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:25You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:52Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:57Hey, that's it.
00:20:58I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:09Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:24It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:37And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:00Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play along.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29Please, please, please.
00:22:30I'm serious about it.
00:22:31Please.
00:22:41Oh, that William.
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:45You fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:01Soon.
00:23:02Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:20Abigail, come on.
00:23:22Talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:33You're your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:44This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:53My fault.
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:23:59Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:12I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:33Capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:50I think they'd get it, hon.
00:24:52Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:56One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06All right.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:45Come on.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:47I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out progress?
00:25:50The program?
00:25:51Something like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:12Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:26:35food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, look what you're doing.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:58Um.
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:06Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:15That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06Christmas gift.
00:28:06Lazarus.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:08You can afford this on a waste manager's salary.
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:21So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:24And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:51Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:53Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:58Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:06Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20You heard her.
00:29:23Oh, wow.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, sit yourself.
00:29:55All room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:59Come on, Max.
00:30:16Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed.
00:30:19Nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:30In your dreams.
00:30:41Free to join me.
00:30:43You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:07Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:16Holy shit.
00:31:29By the way, this is, I mean, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:36But I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:56Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:00Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:28This is all an act.
00:32:29Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:38You just...
00:32:42That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:32:59Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:20We have a daughter together.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:38Hey.
00:33:41Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:56Um, Max.
00:33:58How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:03A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Come here.
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:18Elon.
00:35:20The truth is...
00:35:21is that I...
00:35:23Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:41Oh!
00:35:42Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:48Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:58Well, that a boy.
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:00Just put a shirt on.
00:36:02I'm going to go get her.
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:03Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the
00:36:14down of a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a
00:36:23good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42Well, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:57He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:09You're Piper's father.
00:37:12I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:41I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:42Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:06Just going to kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:25Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:58Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:02No, no.
00:39:03It's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:06Oh, there we go.
00:39:16Here you go.
00:39:17Yeah.
00:39:26Good?
00:39:27Mm.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29It's crunchy.
00:39:30Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:44Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:51Hey, don't worry.
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:54Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:01Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:18Wait, that earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:24Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right.
00:40:34Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:48But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:50What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:00That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:06Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:15Exactly.
00:41:16Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Ava's husband.
00:41:44But you're gorgeous.
00:41:48But as handsome as you.
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:55Merry Christmas.
00:41:57This is from Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Eva.
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops.
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:05Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right.
00:42:13You mean a little hack?
00:42:15You little.
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:20You will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:24Broke my wrist.
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:30He could ruin your life.
00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:46I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48It's okay.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:03I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:11She needs me.
00:43:11You okay, honey?
00:43:17Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:25Oh, wow.
00:43:26I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:43There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:56I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right, that's enough.
00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:09Is this a joke?
00:44:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:33Hold it.
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:39King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:55And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:57It's just petty.
00:44:58Maybe so.
00:45:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:07Come on, let's go.
00:45:08No, no.
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:12Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:16I know, dear.
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:23Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:25I just want to have our family together.
00:45:30I just want to have our family together.
00:45:31Fine.
00:45:33We'll stay.
00:45:34Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:36It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:38We'll get something right after.
00:45:40Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:47No strays.
00:45:50Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:52Yes, please.
00:45:54You hit my child.
00:45:55You're fucking crazy.
00:45:57Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:00Don't worry, baby.
00:46:05I'll handle it.
00:46:08Don't worry, baby.
00:46:10I'll handle it.
00:46:14Piper.
00:46:15Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:23Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:28Actually, I do.
00:46:29He's such a liar.
00:46:32This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:33Oh, it will be.
00:46:37Sam.
00:46:38Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:42I'm already on my way.
00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:50I'm already on my way.
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:57From Antarctica.
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:01His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:04Max, what are you doing?
00:47:06Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:08Santa's already on his way.
00:47:10Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:17A helicopter?
00:47:17There's no way.
00:47:28How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family.
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:38Thanks, boss.
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:42Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:50You're the CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:00If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:04No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:06You can stop the charade.
00:48:08Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:10Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:12Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:30This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:36Who are you?
00:48:37I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:40That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:43Wait, no.
00:48:44Hold on.
00:48:45You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:50You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:53Hmm.
00:48:54Some of the small ones.
00:48:56I mean, you know that.
00:48:57You work for me.
00:48:59Oh, God.
00:49:00I insulted my own boss.
00:49:02I'm finished.
00:49:08Oh, God.
00:49:09I insulted my own boss.
00:49:11I'm finished.
00:49:12Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:14Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:17Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:18For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:21And with that, your career.
00:49:24You're fired.
00:49:25Fired?
00:49:26Sam?
00:49:31Fired?
00:49:32Oh, God.
00:49:32I can't be fired.
00:49:34Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:38You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:40Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:41I'll do anything.
00:49:43Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:46And you.
00:49:51Oh, me?
00:49:53Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:55That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:57A family tradition.
00:49:58Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:01Sam?
00:50:02Will you do me the honors?
00:50:09Gladly.
00:50:13Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:17Father, do something.
00:50:20Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:22I'm leaving.
00:50:24Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:25Come on, sweetie.
00:50:33Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:35Eat as much as you want.
00:50:36Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:41I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:43I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:45Honestly?
00:50:45This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:49Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:51Just like this.
00:50:53Does he really mean that?
00:50:55Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:56I can't tell.
00:50:58And that terrifies me.
00:51:04Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:06I brought you a gift.
00:51:07Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:09Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:18Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:21Tell me everything.
00:51:22Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:28Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:31A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:51:36Not a chance.
00:51:40She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:44Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:45Silence.
00:51:46Get me the address where she works.
00:51:48It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:50That's nice.
00:51:52We own that one.
00:51:53Good work.
00:51:55But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:01Thanks.
00:52:07So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:13Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:16And how about you?
00:52:20Me?
00:52:21Yeah.
00:52:23Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:29Eva.
00:52:31That birthmark.
00:52:41Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:48Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:50So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:51Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:55That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:56Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:59Max.
00:53:00Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:03It's cold.
00:53:05Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:09Max.
00:53:09I need to tell you something.
00:53:14Something important.
00:53:16What's gotten into her?
00:53:18Is she hiding something?
00:53:20Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:22I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:27Piper is...
00:53:29Piper is...
00:53:31Piper is...
00:53:33Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:36Oh, sweetie.
00:53:37Oh my gosh.
00:53:38It's almost swollen.
00:53:39Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:41Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:43Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:47Come on, Piper.
00:53:51Okay, let me see.
00:53:55I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:59But that's not true.
00:54:00You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:04Uh...
00:54:05Daddy!
00:54:06No!
00:54:07Well...
00:54:08Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:19Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:25Really?
00:54:25Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:30You think it will scar?
00:54:34Hmm.
00:54:36I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:37Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:39I have one, too.
00:54:41Dad.
00:54:43I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:45Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:48Really?
00:54:49No way.
00:54:50No.
00:54:51It was actually a cactus.
00:54:52But it's still cool.
00:54:55I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:01Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:03My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:07And how old are you?
00:55:12Six.
00:55:14Six?
00:55:14That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:17Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:19Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:21What do I even say?
00:55:26And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:28Sorry, honey.
00:55:29This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:33Um, yeah.
00:55:37Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:39Eva.
00:55:40Okay, look.
00:55:47Piper is...
00:55:52Go on.
00:56:00That must be an emergency.
00:56:03Excuse me.
00:56:04Sorry.
00:56:05I'll take this.
00:56:06Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:16Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:19I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:21Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:27I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:31She's a high school dropout.
00:56:32Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:35And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:37I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:38Max.
00:56:39That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:44I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:49You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:51Your mother would take her away.
00:56:52After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:56Eva?
00:56:58Maximus?
00:56:59Are you even listening to me?
00:57:01No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:02I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:04Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:06I'm not leaving her.
00:57:09Eva?
00:57:09Eva?
00:57:09Eva?
00:57:09Eva?
00:57:14Is this for you, Grandma?
00:57:27Oh, wow.
00:57:29That's so cool.
00:57:30What did you make?
00:57:32Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:35Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:37Thanks, guys.
00:57:38I'm glad you're here.
00:57:41We got you.
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:42Wow.
00:57:43Damn, these are nice.
00:57:44Thanks.
00:57:45Grandpa.
00:57:46Language.
00:57:47Little ears.
00:57:53Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:55It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:57Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:58Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:00Ready?
00:58:00Ready?
00:58:00Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:03What we got, guys?
00:58:03Billy.
00:58:04Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:06Ha.
00:58:10You never told me.
00:58:11Have we met before?
00:58:19Have we met before?
00:58:22She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:27I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:31Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:43Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:44They're very common.
00:58:45I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:49No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:53Maybe.
00:58:53Are you okay?
00:58:57Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:02No.
00:59:03I'm fine.
00:59:05Um.
00:59:07Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:11I got you this.
00:59:12You got me a gift, too?
00:59:14Tis the season.
00:59:16Open it.
00:59:16Gloves.
00:59:32Did you make these?
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:35I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:39You've already done so much for me.
00:59:40I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:44How do they feel?
00:59:46Warm, right?
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49Warm.
00:59:51Soft.
00:59:54Perfect.
00:59:59Thank you, Eva.
01:00:01I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:05Really?
01:00:07Yeah, my mom.
01:00:08She partied all the time.
01:00:09And I got gifts.
01:00:11Plenty of them, but...
01:00:13I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:15Nothing personal.
01:00:19Well, you deserve it.
01:00:21You're a good guy.
01:00:23And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:30And what if that day's today?
01:00:36What if I already found someone special?
01:00:40Right here.
01:00:40Max, we can't...
01:00:54Max, we can't...
01:01:07If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:16Come on.
01:01:17I don't want you to stop.
01:01:21No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:28or, if you want me to stop.
01:01:29I don't know how many years pass, I still can't resist him at once and after it will actually be.
01:01:39Oh, yeah.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:41I don't want you.
01:01:42It's true.
01:01:42I don't want you.
01:01:44It's true.
01:01:46It's true.
01:01:47It's true.
01:01:50Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:01:58Piper!
01:02:08Piper?
01:02:10She can't see us.
01:02:20Piper!
01:02:29Eva?
01:02:33Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:47That was way too close.
01:02:49Yeah, we would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:56Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:00Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:05You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:11Let me give it to you.
01:03:19I can't get drunk.
01:03:20I'm so hungry.
01:03:21I can't.
01:03:22I can't go.
01:03:23I don't care.
01:03:26I'm so hungry.
01:03:28Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:56Hello?
01:03:57Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:04:01What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:04What?
01:04:05We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:08Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:13My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:17Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:21So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:26Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:30You okay?
01:04:35Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:40So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:46What are you talking about?
01:04:48It's over.
01:04:49It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:51Eva, wait!
01:04:55What?
01:04:56So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:00Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:09So this is just a goodbye?
01:05:12Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:16Look.
01:05:17Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:22But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:25And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:28Just tell me what you need.
01:05:30I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:35Just say the word.
01:05:37You don't get it.
01:05:43You don't get it.
01:05:45I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:00You won't give up on us.
01:06:17Are we here?
01:06:19Yes.
01:06:20As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:26Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:28We're home.
01:06:29How can she just walk away?
01:06:42Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:44It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:46Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:49You promised.
01:06:51Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:53Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:56All right, fine.
01:06:58When?
01:06:59Two days.
01:07:01I'll come pick you up.
01:07:03No need.
01:07:04Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:07I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:16So don't give up.
01:07:17Okay, Daddy?
01:07:18Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:20If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:25If she's why, she's trying to be injured and save this truth.
01:07:41Just take ten times.
01:07:45Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:47Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:50boss
01:07:52lady and gentlemen
01:07:57I am so sorry
01:07:58I need to go win back my family
01:08:01family?
01:08:02boss you okay?
01:08:04never better
01:08:05go get her Max
01:08:08give it your best smile
01:08:13ah there he is
01:08:16Maximus darling
01:08:18I have some prospects for you
01:08:20nice high society girls
01:08:22from the city
01:08:23oh
01:08:26I told you I already found the woman
01:08:30I love
01:08:31Maximus
01:08:38stop this
01:08:39that evil woman is scamming you
01:08:42son
01:08:43tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you
01:08:46another
01:08:47you are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:50no I'm not
01:08:51oh
01:08:53I work in waste management
01:08:55and I'm a secret crime boss
01:08:58I'm Eva's husband
01:08:59and I'm a father
01:09:00what?
01:09:03what?
01:09:17that's her
01:09:18the woman who got my son
01:09:20head over heels
01:09:21hi
01:09:24welcome in
01:09:24can I help you find something?
01:09:26I want to try those
01:09:28awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:32are you
01:09:34sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:40no no no
01:09:41I know what I want
01:09:42size 7
01:09:44oh biddy can't even walk
01:09:47but she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:49come on
01:09:50she wants the white shoes
01:09:51ignore her
01:09:57she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:59here let me help you
01:10:01come on
01:10:01she
01:10:05seems kind
01:10:08I shouldn't be that impressed
01:10:15she's just doing her job
01:10:17how do they feel?
01:10:19well I love the style
01:10:21but it's too small
01:10:23I think I need a size up
01:10:25maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:27right away
01:10:31I'll be right back
01:10:32she's not only kind
01:10:34she's patient
01:10:35was I wrong about her?
01:10:37are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:56well who gives a shit
01:10:57she can't walk
01:10:58that's just
01:11:02pure evil
01:11:04oh come on
01:11:07St. Eva
01:11:08she's in a wheelchair
01:11:10who cares
01:11:11it's the last pair
01:11:12I
01:11:13get paid commission
01:11:14I'm not doing that
01:11:21Vanessa
01:11:22see
01:11:23this
01:11:25is your whole problem
01:11:27this
01:11:28is why you'll always
01:11:29be broke
01:11:30I don't care
01:11:32if she can walk
01:11:33or not
01:11:34I'm not selling her
01:11:35junk
01:11:36she has to deal
01:11:38with people like this
01:11:39people who insult her
01:11:41all day
01:11:42I'm
01:11:43your manager
01:11:44sell the old bitty
01:11:49the shoes
01:11:50or you're fired
01:11:51did I stutter?
01:11:59you don't have to fire me
01:12:04I quit
01:12:07I don't work here anymore
01:12:14listen
01:12:16don't buy the shoes
01:12:17they're broken
01:12:19spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:12:20okay
01:12:20you're a good person
01:12:22after all
01:12:23looks like I misjudged you
01:12:26I'm sorry
01:12:28I'm sorry
01:12:28why are you still here
01:12:31Eva?
01:12:32get out
01:12:33you're not disabled?
01:12:40selling a broken heel
01:12:42to someone you thought
01:12:43was handicapped
01:12:44absolutely shameful
01:12:46who are you?
01:12:48I am the chairwoman
01:12:50of the Harrison group
01:12:52and the owner of the store
01:12:54you're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:57mother of the CEO?
01:12:59I am
01:13:00and you my dear
01:13:02are fired
01:13:03what did I do?
01:13:07you are a good person
01:13:09from now on
01:13:11this store is yours to run
01:13:13are you serious?
01:13:20that's right
01:13:21don't be nervous child
01:13:24you are professional
01:13:26responsible
01:13:27far better than that
01:13:29two-bit manager
01:13:30you
01:13:34out
01:13:35I'll leave
01:13:37I'm leaving
01:13:40I
01:13:43I
01:13:44I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:46no
01:13:47don't worry
01:13:48you're getting a promotion
01:13:50you deserve it
01:13:52my dear
01:13:52thank you
01:13:55first assignment
01:13:56I want that row
01:13:59and that row
01:14:00and the entire display case
01:14:03pack it all up
01:14:05and bring it to my house
01:14:06hmm
01:14:06okay
01:14:07yeah
01:14:08once we're home
01:14:11I'll tell her
01:14:12I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:13I can't wait
01:14:15to finally meet
01:14:15my granddaughter
01:14:16she's the mother of the CEO
01:14:24of course she lives like this
01:14:26Mrs. Harrison
01:14:37I'm here with your delivery
01:14:39Max?
01:14:43Eva
01:14:44what are you doing here?
01:14:48I uh
01:14:48there you are Eva
01:14:50wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:54my new daughter-in-law
01:14:57what are you
01:14:58that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:04well I tried to tell you but
01:15:08stop
01:15:09and you
01:15:11you lied to me at the store
01:15:13you were both just testing me
01:15:16is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:18I'm sorry Eva
01:15:20I thought you might be using my son
01:15:22just after his money
01:15:23but I was wrong
01:15:25Eva please
01:15:26I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:28not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:30how could you think that of me?
01:15:33it's not like that dear
01:15:35Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:38mom
01:15:38what did you do?
01:15:40I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:43we're not together
01:15:44and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:47I made a horrible mistake
01:15:53what are you waiting for son?
01:15:56go after her
01:15:57Eva
01:16:01let me go
01:16:02I swear it's not what you think
01:16:04we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:06stop pretending like you care
01:16:07I'm not pretending
01:16:08okay
01:16:09I can't fake what we have
01:16:11and everything I've done for you
01:16:12and Piper
01:16:13this is real
01:16:14touch my wife again
01:16:20and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:22Max you came
01:16:24god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:27I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:31a good father
01:16:32just say the word
01:16:34see
01:16:37stop fighting
01:16:40we belong together
01:16:43you're wrong
01:16:46wrong about what?
01:16:48that you care?
01:16:50or we belong together?
01:16:52look I already told you
01:16:53we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:55now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:57and I met your mother
01:16:58like we discussed
01:16:59now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:02Eva
01:17:05Eva
01:17:09I'm sorry Maximus
01:17:12walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:15ow
01:17:22are you okay mommy?
01:17:25yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:26come here
01:17:28no you're not fine
01:17:37you're sad
01:17:38I'm okay sweetie
01:17:41I miss daddy too
01:17:45I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:50don't you want to be with him?
01:17:55love bug
01:17:57you're right
01:17:59what am I doing?
01:18:01running like a coward?
01:18:02I've always taught you to be brave
01:18:06now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:09I believe in you
01:18:11what are you going to do mommy?
01:18:13I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:16Maximus deserves to know
01:18:20Piper is his daughter
01:18:22enough sulking
01:18:30go get your wife
01:18:32and my grandbaby back
01:18:33don't you think I want to?
01:18:36she doesn't want me
01:18:38I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:40your daughter is still out there
01:18:41you can't abandon her
01:18:43mom you don't get it
01:18:44I made a deal with Eva
01:18:46to play my wife
01:18:47and Piper she was
01:18:49an added bonus
01:18:51what are you talking about?
01:18:54I already ran a DNA test
01:18:56Piper is your daughter
01:18:59what?
01:19:00see for yourself
01:19:01I was right
01:19:08seven years ago
01:19:10New Year's
01:19:12that woman was Eva
01:19:13Eva
01:19:24hey
01:19:26daddy
01:19:28daddy
01:19:30Piper
01:19:31I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:35you came back
01:19:42I uh
01:19:46don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:50I uh
01:19:56I was scared
01:19:59but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:01because what we have is real
01:20:03and it's worth fighting for
01:20:05sweetheart I have
01:20:07something to tell you
01:20:09I have something to tell you too
01:20:11Piper is your daughter
01:20:15you knew
01:20:17my sweet granddaughter
01:20:19mama
01:20:20oh
01:20:21I just found out for sure
01:20:25a few minutes ago
01:20:26but you've known this whole time
01:20:27I was scared
01:20:29okay I didn't know
01:20:30if you were going to take her from me
01:20:31I didn't know
01:20:32how you were feeling
01:20:33how could you not know
01:20:35how I felt
01:20:36I love you
01:20:48I love you Eva
01:20:49I love you too
01:20:52I promise
01:20:54for the rest of my life
01:20:56I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:57as long as we're together
01:21:00it doesn't matter
01:21:01it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:02will you marry me Eva
01:21:13for real this time
01:21:15yes
01:21:16yes of course
01:21:19I'll marry you
01:21:19looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:33the next Christmas
01:21:34and the Christmas after that
01:21:36and forever
01:21:36I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:41who's that
01:21:47Eva
01:21:49take me back
01:21:53I'm sorry
01:21:55I struck your tire
01:21:56looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:01again
01:22:02no
01:22:05not funny
01:22:06not funny
01:22:07bye
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