00:00Listen, Stoner, you gotta believe me here. Vote off the gentleman right now. I've been telling you and everybody else in this horrible game meeting after meeting, but no one believes me. He's never done a single task, he's been caught next to the scene of the crime, and he's wearing two top hats. Only an insane person would do that. Vote him off now and we can win the game.
00:21Whoa, really seems like you're grasping at straws there, compadre. You got, like, any further evidence or whatever?
00:31Okay, okay, okay. Let me just start from the beginning.
00:46Huh, so this is the Among Us game everybody's talking about?
00:49Yes, yes indeed, good sir.
00:52Oh, hello there.
00:54Allow me to introduce myself. My name is the Gentleman. This here is my associate, Mr. Cheese.
01:01My name's Mr. Cheese.
01:03Speak what you've spoken to, Mr. Cheese!
01:07My apologies. It appears Mr. Cheese has yet to learn his manners.
01:12Owie.
01:13Uh, okay.
01:15Ah, and it looks like your name is Player. How charmingly quaint.
01:20Well, actually, my name is-
01:21Mr. Player. Everyone goes by their usernames in here.
01:26Oh, okay. Got it.
01:28Let me introduce you to the rest of the ensemble.
01:31That right there is Sheriff. He is a bit of a loose cannon. Very accusatory.
01:36Then there's his counterpart, Angel.
01:38A perfect role model for any crewmate.
01:41Next we got Stoner. He's a rather peculiar individual.
01:46Followed up by Rose and B-Day.
01:49They're the resident couple of our fancy little dinner party.
01:52That white-clad chap over there goes by the title Captain.
01:56Several see him as an authority figure of sorts,
01:59though his leadership skills are... questionable.
02:02And finally, there is Ninja.
02:05He's the most ruthless assassin I have ever met.
02:07A true natural-born killer.
02:09May God have mercy on our souls if he has chosen to be the impostor.
02:14I am a great ninja.
02:16And I am a killer.
02:18I want to start a fight right now.
02:20If you do, you can kill me right now.
02:28Did Ninja just get kicked?
02:30Darn tootin'.
02:31Servers must be acting up again.
02:34All those in favor of starting without him, say aye.
02:37Aye.
02:47Hmm.
02:48Cool map.
02:49Everyone scatter!
02:52Come along, Mr. Cheese.
02:54Hey, do you mind if I tag along?
02:57It might be safer if we all stick together.
02:59Good idea.
03:00Whoa, what's going on?
03:07Owie!
03:09Oh my God!
03:11You killed him!
03:12Poppycock!
03:13I didn't know such thing!
03:14Yes, you did!
03:15You sliced Mr. Cheese in half!
03:17Oh, my dear boy, you must be confused.
03:20A gentle old being such as myself
03:22would never perform such a ludicrous display of violence.
03:25Yeah, well, try telling that to the others.
03:31Oh my God, Mr. Cheese is dead?
03:34Jeez!
03:35You must be so broken up, the gentleman.
03:38I know you two were close.
03:40Indeed we were, B-Day.
03:42It's been a troubling 12 seconds since I found out he was dead.
03:45But there is no time for grieving
03:47when we have two imposters on the loose.
03:49Well, I'm going to skip this vote because I didn't see anything.
03:53I guess that seems fair.
03:54Here's what I would say if I didn't follow my gut at all times.
03:57No evidence needed here, baby.
03:59Let's vote someone out.
04:01Well, I reckon it's Angel.
04:03No, actually it's...
04:04But I'm never an imposter.
04:07I was just doing my crewmate tasks.
04:10Yeah, she was.
04:12Rose and I saw her in the reactor.
04:14Isn't that right, babe?
04:16Sure is.
04:17You know, the fact that you accused Angel at all
04:20makes me think it was you, Sheriff.
04:23Yeah, bro.
04:24Sheriff's always like killing and stuff.
04:26I think.
04:27Probably.
04:29Guys, it's not Sheriff, it's...
04:30Well, that's all the information I need to cast my vote.
04:32All those in favor of flinging Sheriff into the cold, infinite abyss of space, say aye.
04:37No, listen to me.
04:38It's the gentle...
04:39Aye.
04:40Then the vote passes.
04:41I'm sorry, Sheriff,
04:43but it looks like these boots ain't big enough for the two of us.
04:45Wait, no, please!
04:54Dang.
04:55Looks like we really screwed the pooch on that one.
04:57If only someone here had more evidence,
04:59we might have been able to save an innocent life.
05:01I've been trying to tell you this whole time that it's...
05:03Everyone scatter!
05:06Huh.
05:07All alone.
05:08Guess I better do some tasks.
05:15Alright, let's clean this O2 filter.
05:17Well, that was simple enough.
05:28The gentleman sends his regards.
05:33What the...
05:34Wow, we're dropping like flies, people.
05:39We really need someone to step up to the plate and give us a lead.
05:42I know who the impostors are.
05:43It's...
05:43Stoner, you got anything?
05:45Dude, like, it's gotta be one of us.
05:48Right?
05:49You're darn right it's one of us, Stoner.
05:51Good observation.
05:52Say, why do they call you Stoner anyways?
05:54I'm a geology major, you feel me?
05:59I sure do, Stoner.
06:01Rocks are dope.
06:02Will you guys just listen to me?
06:04I know who both the killers are.
06:06One is Angel and the other is...
06:07Hey, like, Captain Bro,
06:09I just had this totally righteous thought that maybe it's Angel.
06:12I just said that.
06:13It is me, guys.
06:14I swear.
06:15Quiet, Space Witch.
06:17You care to expand on that theory, Stoner?
06:19Well, like, Sheriff said Angel was it last time.
06:22Say no more.
06:23I already cast my vote.
06:25It seems we have reached a consensus.
06:28What?
06:28Traitor!
06:29Did you guys hear that?
06:31It's clear the other impostor is...
06:34My God, you did it, you gorgeous green goofball.
06:43Looks like there's only one impostor left.
06:45Looks like the reactor's down.
06:49Bro, major buzzkill.
06:52Follow me, everyone.
07:08Okay, now two of us need to place our hands on the scanner at the same time.
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