00:006-7
00:02A Keter-class cognitohazard.
00:04A simple pair of numbers turned into viral horror monstrosity.
00:106-7!
00:12We thought we had contained it,
00:14but the problem wasn't the monster 6-7 Kid had become,
00:18but the very fabric of the numbers themselves.
00:216-7!
00:30What the?
00:366-7! 6-7!
00:47Containment breach! Containment breach!
00:566-7
01:006-7
01:12Hey, you okay buddy? The blast get ya?
01:14Are you crazy?
01:16This fluff hair is absolutely buzzing with residual memetic energy.
01:20You'll get contaminated.
01:22Little homie could have caused the entire outbreak for all we know.
01:26I didn't do anything, I swear!
01:28One second I'm watching a basketball game.
01:30The next...
01:31I'm seeing 6-7 everywhere!
01:33It's not my fault!
01:34See?
01:35He's just another victim of the virus.
01:37We have to help him.
01:38The scanner says otherwise player.
01:40You can't deny the scanner player.
01:42It's science.
01:44Well, we can't just leave him here either.
01:46He's clearly still unstable.
01:48And if the curse returns...
01:50Ugh, fine.
01:51We'll escort the anomaly back to the base and log him as SCP-67-B.
01:55But if he glitches out and turns our headquarters into a horrific 6-7 numbered hellscape, I'm not taking the blame for it.
02:02I'm only one gold star away from MTF Agent of the Month!
02:05Seriously?
02:06Nice, dude.
02:07Okay, I'll go with you.
02:09Just...
02:10Let me go grab my book bag first!
02:12You make first!
02:25Today, 9-6 will become 6-7.
02:29Come, my favorite anomaly!
02:44Embrace the absurdity!
02:596-7!
03:00Remember, as soon as we get through processing, we'll need to transport 6-7-B to research and build out a thorough containment protocol.
03:18My name's Mason.
03:20Whatever you say, number boy.
03:22Don't worry, Mason.
03:23We're almost there.
03:24The facility's the safest place for you right now.
03:27Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
03:34No, no, no!
03:35We eliminated the threat!
03:37This can't be possible!
03:39What do you mean we?
03:40I'm the one who saved the day!
03:54Code Blue!
03:55It's an algebra ambush!
03:57Don't let go!
03:58Captain!
03:59Return fire!
04:00Take that, you dang dirty digits!
04:02Hang on to your butts!
04:03Mayday!
04:04Mayday!
04:05We're hit!
04:06Smooth landing, veteran.
04:07Honestly, it's not my worst landing.
04:08Hey!
04:09Where's the anomaly?
04:10Over here!
04:11Over here!
04:12You alright?
04:13Yeah, um...
04:14Yeah, um...
04:15Um...
04:16Um...
04:17Um...
04:18Wait, where's my backpack?
04:19You mean this?
04:20Still convinced he's innocent player?
04:22No, don't look at them!
04:23No, don't look at them!
04:25Mason!
04:26Mason!
04:28How could you?
04:29I didn't!
04:30I mean...
04:31I did!
04:32But I didn't mean to!
04:33It just happened!
04:34It all started as a joke!
04:35Just lyrics to a song that me and my friends and friends!
04:37here's the fight!
04:38Alright, you have these two.
04:39I see what we're going to do...
04:40And you can't do the most of them!
04:41Okay, so let's see what we're got.
04:42The only thing is that we're going to do is to go to the ship.
04:43It actually never makes sure the best of them!
04:44Over here!
04:45You alright?
04:46Yeah, um...
04:47Wait, where's my backpack?
04:48You mean this?
04:49Still convinced he's innocent player?
04:50No, don't look at them!
04:52Mason!
04:53How could you?
04:55I didn't!
04:56I mean...
04:57I did!
04:58But I didn't mean to!
04:59It just...
05:00happened it all started as a joke just lyrics to a song that me and my friends
05:05repeated for fun it didn't mean anything that was the whole point six seven but
05:15then it all got out of control everywhere I looked sixes and sevens
05:21started appearing it's all I could think about it was a sickness I couldn't eat I
05:28couldn't sleep all I could do is write six and seven over and over and over again
05:33or draw that awful face honey are you okay worried about you bud it's just a
05:40second what's wrong sweetie I thought you'd love on new forms
05:47after that I don't remember anything the next thing
05:58I knew I was in the gym watching a basketball game that's because you
06:03couldn't say the young mortal man just as I have that can't be good
06:14humanity is weak pitiful sacks of flesh and blood even the strongest of them will
06:21perish my numbers they are concrete they are eternal I didn't send you three
06:30morons there to defeat six seven I sent you there so I could see and hear the
06:35abstraction from afar and by doing so receive it fine
06:40hey we're going more on string bean
06:45yeah skip arms legs and torso days much
06:51I was already brilliant but now now that I've emerged with the most unstoppable
06:58entities in the universe zero six seven and zero nine six I am God you have to set it to 9l I knew it
07:09seriously this again do not be afraid little one you are six seven decade the prime number the first of our
07:25kind join us we will not hurt you don't you see you can't give up you're the originator it's up to you to put a stop to this
07:37enough you're more than just a number never forget that Mason
07:44six seven
07:54what are you doing
07:56saving my brain
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