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Baby, Please! Don't Come Home Christmas
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24This is finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:13Hey, three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27You lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:35Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:01Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What?
00:02:21Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, Big Nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:27What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're going to give it back.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:50Oh, my God!
00:02:52My nose!
00:02:52You broke my nose!
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30God, you must beении me!
00:03:31Give me care.
00:03:39What?
00:03:39Do you know what she would meet like?
00:03:39I don't know.
00:03:40Oh, and he'll be...
00:03:40Don't be skeptical.
00:03:41I've heard that btw.
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:42If you were...
00:03:43but one thing...
00:03:44I'm doing...
00:03:45I now do...
00:03:45I don't know.
00:03:45You know what she really is.
00:03:46I don't know.
00:03:47I do...
00:03:48And I don't know.
00:03:49Why the...
00:03:49is going to be Joshua ook.
00:03:51Xiao.
00:03:51You see, all this party.
00:03:52I Ohhh Go.
00:03:56So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:26Oh my god, this isn't real.
00:04:56Oh no, Holly, I'm gonna be late.
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:26This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Blue, sir.
00:05:50That's rude.
00:05:52And who was that girl?
00:05:53Smells like pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me.
00:06:13Steals my property.
00:06:15She'll pay for this.
00:06:21I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24Mass is starting.
00:06:26Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also, your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:37Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:57I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:11Spank me.
00:07:13Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:47Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:17Oh, my God.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:30Piper, it's him.
00:08:36I mean, Mr. Mandrake, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:45Hmm.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:02What's your name?
00:09:06He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandrake.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:20Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:25What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32With Mr. Mandrake.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:34What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell mayor.
00:09:46He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:48That's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you can blow this deal.
00:09:51You're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:09:53Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrake?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:22Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:30I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:35Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper.
00:10:38Well.
00:10:39She's Piper.
00:10:41No.
00:10:42I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:52She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:11:00A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:03I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper.
00:11:08I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:11But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:16You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:24Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:40In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life.
00:11:59Pine.
00:12:00She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:12Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:15Pine.
00:12:16She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:19You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25That'd be great.
00:12:25Sir, Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:12:57Great.
00:12:57Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:20Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:21Well, there's a girl.
00:13:31We'll be here.
00:13:40Ah!
00:13:42Ah!
00:13:52Yes!
00:13:54Yes!
00:14:10Oh!
00:14:16Oh!
00:14:26Oh!
00:14:30Fuck it!
00:14:36Damn it, Dakota!
00:14:38I told you, not at work!
00:14:40Well, sir,
00:14:42you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:44That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:46A fucking sword?
00:14:50You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:02Oh, fuck, yes I do, but...
00:15:04God, this isn't happening,
00:15:06you can't just blow it back into town
00:15:08like nothing happened.
00:15:12Ah!
00:15:14Ah!
00:15:16What is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32Behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother, sir.
00:15:40He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:48I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:50And, uh...
00:15:52What room will the lab be staying in?
00:15:54Oh, you see...
00:15:56The inn only had one room left, so...
00:16:00Have fun, boys!
00:16:02Miss?
00:16:04Jesus Christ!
00:16:36See you in his office.
00:16:50You rang?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:01Oh my god.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:20Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:22It's your family's land.
00:17:23How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumbtown folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:32Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh my god.
00:17:38Oh my god.
00:17:39Oh my god.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh my god.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:48All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:01I, it's, it's really hot already.
00:18:04So, it's, it's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:08Um, uh, last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:36Uh, what, what, what, what, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:50Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:03If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Andrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Oh, here, here.
00:19:19Just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:25Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:41Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five.
00:19:46Situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:19:49What the hell are these?
00:20:18Is this a joke?
00:20:24I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:38All right.
00:20:41Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:43Wait, then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56It's for someone very special.
00:20:58Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:05A date?
00:21:11Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:16Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:25time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:37You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Pick me up a date.
00:21:40And smile.
00:21:51No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53I, I, I, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:57Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:01Nothing.
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:10Uh, Mayor, where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, Mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain, just put it on your desk.
00:22:28My married name?
00:22:42My married name?
00:22:42This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:04It's the nicest fresh shot we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I feel like I'm going to get something in here.
00:23:08It's a cool necklace.
00:23:15I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:36Truckers.
00:23:36Seedy bunch.
00:23:37I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:58I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Hyper.
00:24:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Hyper?
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist tribe ski resort hellhole!
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:35I'm here to go.
00:24:36I'm here to go.
00:24:37I'm here to go.
00:24:37I'm here to go.
00:24:40I'm here to go.
00:24:42I'm here to go.
00:24:43A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here.
00:24:45A sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theater cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:50A Hooters.
00:24:51and another across the street.
00:24:56Two haters.
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:59You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hoaters.
00:25:10I've got your number now.
00:25:13Better watch out,
00:25:15heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are,
00:25:21but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:24Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:30I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:33I want to make sure that Hudson Falls
00:25:34remains Hudson Falls,
00:25:36even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:43All right.
00:25:46Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:49Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:25:55I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:11Smells like pine.
00:26:12Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know.
00:26:27I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no.
00:26:33Look, I...
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:46Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:54What are we gonna do?
00:26:55We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need a plan.
00:27:05Maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:27:12Here's the back.
00:27:13Where is she?
00:27:32You're late.
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:43Fine.
00:27:46So, what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:55Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Tailor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Tailor.
00:28:13And I'ma chain me last night.
00:28:15What a mess you make.
00:28:17He gave me a fry.
00:28:19Santa.
00:28:22Next time.
00:28:24Use the front door.
00:28:25Santa.
00:28:27Use the front door.
00:28:29Santa.
00:28:30Use the front door.
00:28:32Santa.
00:28:33Next time.
00:28:34Use the front door.
00:28:36Santa.
00:28:37Use the front door.
00:28:39Santa.
00:28:39No pussy.
00:28:40Santa.
00:28:42سan.
00:28:43Also.
00:28:44Santa.
00:28:48Oh.
00:28:51Use the front door.
00:28:54Santa came down to chain me last night.
00:28:57I love you.
00:28:57Winter.
00:28:59Wake up.
00:29:00Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but the girl answered.
00:29:08Oh, yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Uh, Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:43Head on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:16We don't have a choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:42That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:53And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:05Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of town!
00:31:22People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:30Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:36Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out!
00:31:39Get out!
00:31:40Get out of here!
00:31:42Get out of here!
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:46Okay, okay, settle down, everyone.
00:31:48We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big man!
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:01I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:12Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:19Get out of here!
00:32:23Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:26Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and...
00:32:39Hudson!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:52What?
00:32:53What?
00:32:56Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:08Told the ski resort were the done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:26I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:33Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:51Sir?
00:33:51Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:15Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me,
00:34:27tell her we're gonna have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:31He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:38Hi.
00:34:46You're, um...
00:34:48You're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:51Penelope, uh...
00:34:52Sir?
00:34:59Listen.
00:35:02I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's gonna sound really crazy,
00:35:05but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:08Uh, okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:22You just have to answer right now.
00:35:34Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:43I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:50Oh, uh, I think I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:07All right.
00:36:12My mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:16You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:20Listen, I know.
00:36:22I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:27Oh, poor you.
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:29Too busy?
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:37I know.
00:36:39Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, be my guest.
00:36:48Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59It was always worth it.
00:37:00Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15It's her.
00:37:16She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:20Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:32I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:45You know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar,
00:37:52so I'm going to go.
00:37:53I'm going to go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Listen, there's an emergency with the buyout in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen, I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13I respect it.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:57Yeah.
00:39:00You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:00Yes.
00:39:02You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:30What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:47Son, it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:00What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30They're impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God.
00:40:52Stop, stop, stop.
00:40:54Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:09Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:17Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:25Deck the halls with bells.
00:41:27The pa-la-la-la-la-la.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:31This the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:37La-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex, sex.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:41:54Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:15Tomorrow?
00:42:17Yeah, I can't.
00:42:18I'm busy.
00:42:20Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:26I need you to take a shopping tomorrow.
00:42:37Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:38Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:41So, it's 10 o'clock.
00:42:46Good?
00:42:48Fuck.
00:42:48Dude.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:00Oh.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:02Oh, thank you.
00:43:05Thanks.
00:43:06God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:14Hey, you.
00:43:16Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:29Baby?
00:43:29He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:41Thanks.
00:43:42Can you come here?
00:43:48Uh...
00:43:49Sorry.
00:43:50Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:53Uh...
00:43:54Yep.
00:44:01Hey.
00:44:02Better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:44:06What?
00:44:07Stay away from Wes.
00:44:09He's my boyfriend.
00:44:11And we're getting married soon.
00:44:14Oh.
00:44:15Is that right, twat?
00:44:18Oh, yeah?
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:19And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:44:22I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:25You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:27You got it?
00:44:29Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:41Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:43What is wrong with you?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:58What are you doing?
00:44:59Get off of me!
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:04Okay.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:09She attacked me!
00:45:10All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:13I'm so sorry.
00:45:15What the hell?
00:45:18What?
00:45:19I expect her upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:29Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:33It's not like that.
00:45:35Then what's it like?
00:45:37It's complicated.
00:45:38It always is.
00:45:46Piper.
00:45:48Piper!
00:45:48Piper!
00:45:48Hello?
00:46:01Hello?
00:46:05Uh, Penelope?
00:46:06It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:12Uh, Penelope?
00:46:14It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:18Don't hang up.
00:46:18I...
00:46:19Just let me say...
00:46:20I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:22Oh!
00:46:22What did I just say?
00:46:37I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:37What?
00:46:41Oh, um...
00:46:42Nothing.
00:46:45What's up?
00:46:48Meet me for a drink.
00:46:52No!
00:46:52Listen, just come meet me for a drink, and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:59One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:47:02One drink.
00:47:09Frisking it, Billy.
00:47:10No.
00:47:10I said one drink.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:29Christmas.
00:47:30Drink with me.
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I can drink with you, rich boy.
00:47:34I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:37No, piss off.
00:47:37He's drinking with me.
00:47:40What?
00:47:40Yeah, no.
00:47:49Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:02What?
00:48:05Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around?
00:48:09What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:16Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:22Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two.
00:48:30You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:36What do you, what do you, what do you talk, what is he talking about?
00:48:51Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, my God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:56Spill alert!
00:48:56I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:59It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:01Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Let's see.
00:49:04Yeah, thanks.
00:49:04What are you doing?
00:49:27What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on.
00:49:31Get in.
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:49:46Come on.
00:49:47Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:07Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:28Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:48Marie!
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her.
00:50:56She looks like a mutant.
00:50:58There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:06Because you do?
00:51:07Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:32I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:37Where the hell am I?
00:51:46where the hell am i okay come on guys i want the lights hung hung above that right there
00:52:06what are you doing i didn't say to move the tree that way just go take it please
00:52:16listen i'm sorry i got so drunk last night i'm just stressed about this whole thing
00:52:24by this whole thing do you mean destroying our whole town
00:52:28i'm not destroying anything in fact i'm gonna make sure nothing happens to hudson falls
00:52:34you'll see i bet listen did we uh last night
00:52:40piper piper you gotta get up that mountain right now what's wrong it's holly they're saying she's
00:52:50trying to stop the bulldozers come on guys
00:52:53oh about time what the hell is going on here man drake get this goddamn hippie out of here
00:53:14polly what are you doing if they try to take this cocksucker down they'll have to go through me
00:53:25we didn't talk about this we need soil samples geological
00:53:29shit you don't understand just get her the goddamn out of here
00:53:35she has to go
00:53:35you know what no holly stay there get her out of here now you're a liar i'm
00:53:47piper listen i don't you know what find somebody else to work for you i quit
00:53:53you can find your own way home piper
00:53:56people
00:54:00you know these hippies they don't trim their puke
00:54:06what does that have to do with anything i don't know you figure it out
00:54:10never let the party die
00:54:15fuck
00:54:20god bless everyone
00:54:26hello
00:54:31nellope don't hang up you have five seconds meet me for coffee please no i need to talk to you please
00:54:44fine whatever
00:54:56i
00:55:01i knew she wouldn't come
00:55:09well here we go
00:55:22wait
00:55:22what are you doing here
00:55:30wait
00:55:33what are you doing here
00:55:39i uh
00:55:39i
00:55:45i
00:55:45wanted a coffee is that
00:55:48okay with you
00:55:50yeah yeah no of course i just
00:55:54thought
00:55:56you thought what
00:55:59nothing
00:56:00you look really pretty
00:56:14what
00:56:16well
00:56:17i waited long enough
00:56:18off. Go away. I'll leave you alone. Just one last favor. No. Please. Do you know where Penelope
00:56:38Mandrake lives? Why? Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party
00:56:43tomorrow night? Why don't you bring it to her? Because she'd never accept it from me. I think
00:56:50she hates me. Ding, ding, ding. She does. Fine. Leave it here and get out.
00:57:13Ding, ding, ding. It's beautiful. I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this
00:57:32for tonight. Hello?
00:57:41I don't know.
00:58:11Oh my god. It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:24Smoke coffee, please.
00:58:33He's coming over. He's coming over!
00:58:37Hi. Uh, hi. What's your name? Uh, I'm Pen, Pen, Penelope. Penelope. I'm Wes. Yeah, I, I know
00:58:57where I'm here, where's he going.
00:59:01Can I see?
00:59:05I'm okay now.
00:59:11Jocques, you're welcome, Konstantin I got ready, but you're gonna see?
00:59:18Uh, oh, well, bye.
00:59:44What are you doing?
00:59:46This dress is not for you.
00:59:49Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:52She wasn't home.
00:59:53I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:59I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:08Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:15So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:19Miss Winter Taylor!
01:00:21Jesus Christ.
01:00:29What the fuck now?
01:00:31Santa came down my chimney last night.
01:00:51What a mess you made, you gave me a fry, Santa.
01:00:56Huh, huh, huh, huh, next time.
01:00:59Use the front door, Santa.
01:01:03Use the front door, Santa.
01:01:06Use the front door, Santa.
01:01:09Use the front door, Santa.
01:01:13Use the front door.
01:01:15That was interesting.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:42That was just for you, baby.
01:01:45Yeah, it was really, it was, uh, um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:05Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:07Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:13That explains a lot.
01:02:15Wait, is Wesh just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wesh, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:24Yeah, please, um, ladies?
01:02:26I went by Wesh's office today.
01:02:37He wasn't there.
01:02:38Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:43Yup.
01:02:44He was with me.
01:02:45No.
01:02:45What is wrong with you?
01:03:01Whoa.
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:08Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:12Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:18Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:28Piper.
01:03:30Piper.
01:03:31Piper, wait.
01:03:32Piper.
01:03:35Piper.
01:03:35Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:42You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:48You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:04:18I at least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25God damn it.
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:34Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know.
01:04:38I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:45It's so stupid.
01:04:48God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:55My son is...
01:04:57Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:05:02So angry.
01:05:03I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:13I'll be right back.
01:05:21I'm up.
01:05:23Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:24You're on my shit list.
01:05:31I hope you know that.
01:05:35Ma, I...
01:05:36I'm sorry.
01:05:40All right?
01:05:45So...
01:05:46What's your wife?
01:05:50What?
01:05:51Your wife.
01:05:55How is she?
01:06:00I'm not sure.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:05I know.
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:21How do you know Piper?
01:06:33Piper?
01:06:35Piper who?
01:06:36It's Penelope.
01:06:37Your wife.
01:06:48Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:49Is Piper white?
01:06:54Wes?
01:06:57Piper.
01:07:00Penelope.
01:07:04I didn't know.
01:07:06Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:07This whole time?
01:07:17If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:21I said, I had to go.
01:07:23I had to.
01:07:24Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:27No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Then what?
01:07:31I had to leave.
01:07:35Why?
01:07:37That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:42What is here?
01:07:43Oh my God, my nose.
01:07:45He broke my nose.
01:07:50I had to leave.
01:07:52I didn't have a choice.
01:07:54The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:58They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:08:02And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:08Bullshit.
01:08:08You left because you never cared about me.
01:08:10Is that what you think?
01:08:11I've always looked out for you.
01:08:15You took pity on me.
01:08:17I protected you.
01:08:19You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:21You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:23You don't know me.
01:08:25You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:27You just left me here.
01:08:28We had an agreement.
01:08:30What'd you want me to do?
01:08:33I wanted you to call me.
01:08:35I wanted you to come see me.
01:08:37I wanted you to do anything.
01:08:39Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me.
01:08:44I loved you.
01:08:47I still love you.
01:08:48I always have.
01:08:49Don't you get that?
01:08:53No.
01:08:55I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:59It was never about the money.
01:09:03I just wanted you.
01:09:09I want you to go.
01:09:21And I want you to get out.
01:09:23And I want you to never come back.
01:09:25You destroyed our town.
01:09:26You don't even care.
01:09:27You're heartless.
01:09:30I'm heartless?
01:09:31You want me to leave?
01:09:37Is that what you want?
01:09:42You know what?
01:09:42Fine.
01:09:43Fine.
01:09:44I'll go back to Manhattan with my money.
01:09:47And my rich friends.
01:09:49And my fucking life.
01:09:51And you can stay right here.
01:09:52Just sit.
01:09:56With all the other fucking losers.
01:09:59These poor fucks.
01:10:00Who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:10:03Go ahead.
01:10:05Knock yourself out.
01:10:07I hate you.
01:10:10I hate you.
01:10:13Get out.
01:10:14Get out.
01:10:15Get out.
01:10:16Just go.
01:10:22Please.
01:10:25Hey.
01:10:26Merry Christmas.
01:10:32Wes.
01:10:33Wes.
01:10:35Please, honey.
01:10:36Please stay.
01:10:37Stay.
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:38Mom, listen.
01:10:40I gotta go.
01:10:40I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
01:10:42Okay?
01:10:43Honey, please.
01:10:44Just for once.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47I have to go.
01:10:48I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:50I'm sorry.
01:10:59Good job.
01:11:05Heels off.
01:11:08What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:14What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:17Pee-pee?
01:11:20Look at me.
01:11:22I am not your baby.
01:11:24I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:27Daddy?
01:11:29Get back here.
01:11:30Get the fuck back here.
01:11:32Where to deal, you little shit?
01:11:36What was that?
01:11:38Do something!
01:11:50Do something!
01:12:00Cancel London.
01:12:02You take the chopper back to the city.
01:12:03I'll get my own ride.
01:12:06I need to be alone right now.
01:12:10Of course.
01:12:21Oh, and sir.
01:12:24Merry Christmas.
01:12:26Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:27Yeah, real nice!
01:12:47Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:17I did it, you did it, I did it, I'm a hero!
01:13:47Merry Christmas, baby!
01:14:18Listen, why don't we open presents now, and then I was thinking we'd take a plane to Portugal for New Year.
01:14:25What do you think?
01:14:26What the hell are you doing?
01:14:33Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:38I think you should leave my apartment, now.
01:14:47What the hell are you doing?
01:14:56Ow!
01:15:00Asshole!
01:15:04Why do you want me?
01:15:14Because!
01:15:18Because she's crazy.
01:15:20Because you can't force anybody into a relationship.
01:15:23You can't force anybody to love you.
01:15:25Because I love her.
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her.
01:15:33I love Piper.
01:15:34And I always have.
01:15:36What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:39I'm a good person, too.
01:15:41I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:50I deserve to be loved, too.
01:15:52I gotta go.
01:15:55No, no, no.
01:15:57What?
01:15:58What?
01:15:59What?
01:16:07What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:09Where's Piper?
01:16:21I don't know.
01:16:23Who cares?
01:16:25It's Christmas time.
01:16:26My dreams are dead.
01:16:27What?
01:16:28What?
01:16:28What?
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01:16:37What?
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01:17:00What?
01:17:05What?
01:17:08Piper.
01:17:14You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:18You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:21If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, are you okay?
01:17:30Where's my mother?
01:17:32She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:36Let me out!
01:17:38All right.
01:17:46I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:50You have my word.
01:17:53All you have to do is sign.
01:17:55Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun, except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:14We've got what we need.
01:18:18We'll get my mother.
01:18:21Go get my mother.
01:18:36You came back for me.
01:18:39We'll leave you again.
01:18:52No, Wes, look out!
01:18:54Oh, my God.
01:19:11I don't know.
01:19:12I don't know.
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01:19:37Hyper!
01:19:51Hey Wes.
01:19:52Merry Christmas.
01:19:54Merry Christmas.
01:19:55Cheers.
01:20:08Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:15Yeah.
01:20:16Me too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:21You alright?
01:20:24Yeah.
01:20:25Just...
01:20:27I wish she was here.
01:20:37Oh!
01:20:38Whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:20:43Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:20:46Wait, wait, wait.
01:20:47I got it again.
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:49Sorry.
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:53Oh!
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
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01:21:00Oh!
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01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:05Oh!
01:21:06Oh!
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:08Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:09A little boy.
01:21:10Oh!
01:21:11Nice.
01:21:12You'll wait.
01:21:37What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:45Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:21:47Pick!
01:21:48You know...
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