00:00I made John Cena tap out like a little bitch.
00:10It is my time now.
00:20I will forever be the man that made John Cena give up.
00:29And you can see that grin on his face.
00:35Let's go for trouble on Paradise, but instead, there's a spear.
00:39Usos picking up the pace, picking up the damage.
00:44And when that Xavier once wiped out on the outside,
00:48Kofi Kingston may be defenseless here.
00:50One D.
00:53One, two, three, and that's it.
01:05Here are your winners, Jimmy and Shay, the Usos.
01:11That will be on the one-year anniversary show.
01:21Rhea and Io against the Kabuki Warriors, all the recent-
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:27The poison mist right in her face.
01:30Wasting no time whatsoever to get the jump on the number one contenders of the Kabuki Warriors.
01:38The poison mist in her face.
01:40Stop it! Stop it!
01:44Officials are trying to stop it.
01:45They're holding her in place.
01:47Kairi Sane is up top.
01:50Throws down her championship, looking for the insane elbow.
01:53Oh, no!
01:54Io!
01:55Oh, Io blocked it and took it right in the small of the back.
01:59She went to save Rhea Ripley and took that damage to the small of the back.
02:05But look at her resilience and the commitment to the ankle walk by Maxine Dupree.
02:13Maxine Dupree must be double-jointed.
02:15I have no idea how she held onto the ankle on there and back on it immediately.
02:19Maxine Dupree is absolutely relentless.
02:23She smells blood.
02:24She's going in for the kill.
02:25Like a dog to a stake.
02:27Getting that ankle.
02:29Time and again trying to get back into that ankle lock.
02:36An immediate win.
02:37Back to it, Wade.
02:38Attacking that left ankle.
02:40It's taking a lot of damage.
02:42Ivy Nile's in a big, big mess here.
02:45Oh, this is asking a lot of Ivy Nile right here.
02:48Maxine Dupree, first title defense.
02:51Tap off snap.
02:53She retains ankle lock submission.
02:57Here is your winner by submission, and still, the Women's Intercontinental Champion,
03:07Maxine Dupree.
03:11Braun Breaker, you cross-eyed Neanderthal Nepo baby.
03:16You came out here in front of the world and with your full chest talked about how you were mad that
03:25I tried to end your career and break your neck in the war games.
03:30And I understand that brains don't exactly run in your family.
03:34But you didn't sign up for board games.
03:39You signed up for war, son.
03:41And congratulations.
03:45Your team won.
03:47But you had the audacity to stand in the champ's ring and talk about how you're disappointed and how easy it was to beat CM Punk.
03:59You talk about how easy it was to pin my shoulders to the mat.
04:03You talk about how you want 2011 CM Punk.
04:08And I'm here to tell you, kid, you can't handle 2025 CM Punk without a lot of help from your friends.
04:15When I win and when you wake up and you look around and you see that Paul Heyman has left you for the next,
04:22next big thing and Bronson Reed is reduced to doing TikToks with the YouTube scammer.
04:28And your mystery man never even showed his face because he's embarrassed to be involved.
04:34Well, the only two people that you're gonna have left is Dumb and Dumber, your dad and his brother.
04:40And in real time, all three of you are gonna find out that even with Steiner math,
04:45GTS equals one, two, three, you lose, I win, and still heavyweight champion of the world.
04:56The best in the world, C.
05:01And Paul.
05:07A crossbody call again.
05:10Raquel is such a freak, isn't she?
05:13She was looking a long daughter, but instead she hits the post.
05:17Well, that's a great equal to Oka.
05:18Oh no, it's Nikki Bella.
05:22Well, Bella, who got flattened last week by Raquel,
05:25when Bella was demanding a championship opportunity, clearly has not taken it well.
05:31The match thrown out, the Hall of Famer has completely blown up this championship match.
05:38Nikki Bella.
05:42Rack Attack 2.0.
05:45The longest reigning Divas champ of all time, making a major statement here against both Raquel,
05:52and the champ, Raquel.
05:54And the champ for Kane.
06:00You don't forget who I am.
06:05Oh, Raquel trips him up.
06:08Raquel trips him up.
06:10Thank goodness for that.
06:116-1-9.
06:12The Knuckle Dusters dropped off the hand of Logan Paul.
06:18Oh, Rae sees him.
06:23Rae's got the brass knuckles in hand.
06:25Rae's got it.
06:26Whoa!
06:27The Masked Man is back for a stop.
06:32Effectively, the phishing secret weapon.
06:35Who the hell is this guy?
06:37And now Logan Paul, Super Star Splash.
06:44One, two, three.
06:46With an assist from the Mystery Masked Man.
06:51Here is your winner, the Maverick, Logan Paul.
07:01But this time, he's not running off.
07:03Oh, here comes Punk.
07:06Here comes Punk.
07:07A little too late to save Rae Mysterio, who got dropped by the Masked Man.
07:17And pinned by Logan Paul.
07:19Who the hell is this?
07:20Oh, hold on.
07:21We may find out.
07:23Are we about to find out?
07:29Oh my.
07:29That's Austin Theory.
07:33Austin Theory is the Masked Man.
07:39What the hell?
07:40Wait, they brought Breakers in the ring.
07:48Oh, he just sawed him in half with a spear.
07:51The shock of the Masked Man reveal caught the attention of CM Punk, as Austin Theory looks on.
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