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00:00It all began from a single small incident.
00:07Don't! Just stop it!
00:09Oh, come on! You should hang out with us! Seriously! We're from Yato High!
00:13No! We can't stop!
00:15Come on! Just for a little bit!
00:16Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing to our students?
00:20The hell did you say?
00:21What's your problem?
00:22What's the big deal with you?
00:23It all started with just a minor dispute over some guys who were hitting on girls.
00:29However, a scuffle quickly broke out between the delinquents of both high schools.
00:35And before long, it escalated into a full-blown gang war that was waged for the sake of their pride.
00:48Let's just settle this already.
00:50After all, we didn't start this fight to begin with.
00:54Honestly, I don't care if this drags on and on.
00:56But I'm getting tired of these guys messing with me.
01:00And tell me, how exactly do you plan on settling it?
01:04Well, it's a bit old-fashioned, but...
01:09Challenge to fight?
01:15It looks like it's time to settle this.
01:18Each side will send out 100 guys for a final showdown.
01:22I will be the leader of our side.
01:26And your leader will be Takasugi.
01:29The battle will take place on the Gintama High School grounds.
01:32This will be the final battle in the war between Yatohai and Gintama High.
01:37Mr. Takasugi!
01:40Now this is something that's piqued my interest.
01:43Get home safely now.
02:08Wait a second, Mr. Genpachi!
02:10Hmm?
02:11What's wrong, Genpachi?
02:13Don't you dare pretend that you don't know about the crucifixion incident.
02:17We're talking about that letter of challenge.
02:19Yatohai is coming to attack us!
02:21Shouldn't we be stopping them?
02:23Delinquents are all about their pride, stubbornness, and the length of the hair on their nape.
02:28If people try to stop them, they'll just resist even more.
02:32Or they'll just grow their nape hair even longer.
02:34Wait, what does nape hair have to do with this?
02:37Anyway, if any outsiders get involved, it'll just make those guys push back even harder.
02:43So that means...
02:45If this really is the final battle of the war, maybe we should just allow them to go all out, like they want to.
02:53So then, that means you really don't care what happens to Takasugi?
02:58It's not my business.
03:00Yamazaki.
03:05Yeah, I know.
03:14Mr. Genpachi!
03:15Mr. Genpachi!
03:16Please report to the principal's office immediately!
03:19Again?
03:20Really?
03:20To start with, Yatohai's Kamui is Kagura's brother, right?
03:26Kagura, don't you think that you could ask your brother to stop the fight?
03:30Oh no, that's impossible.
03:32Telling my brother to stop fighting would be like telling Eddie Murphy to stop cracking jokes or even to stop making comedy films.
03:38So then, there's absolutely no way!
03:42Letting them simply fight it out might be the only option we have.
03:46Letting them fight it out?
03:49If only it were that simple.
03:52What do you mean by that?
03:53I heard them say that each side will send out a hundred guys, but...
03:58You're saying it won't be a hundred versus a hundred?
04:01Takasugi's a lone wolf, and that's putting it in a good way.
04:05But then, conversely, one could say he's just left out from the group.
04:09The thing is, I'm not entirely sure whether or not the other delinquents will accept him as their legitimate leader.
04:16Mr. Takasugi!
04:20I put a call out to the sophomores and the juniors, but they're all too scared of the guys from Yato High.
04:27Hmph. Of course they are.
04:31There might be more guys who'd rather see Takasugi get beaten up than become the leader.
04:36So that means the only ones gathering around Takasugi will be.
04:40Yeah. Just those four who are always hanging out with him.
04:44Five versus one hundred.
04:45That's not even a real fight anymore, if you ask me.
04:49Huh? What are you talking about?
04:51Come on. We're obviously talking about Takasugi.
04:54He's been causing trouble with some tech high school and turning it into a huge issue, isn't he?
05:00Now we finally have a good excuse to firmly recommend that the troublemaker leave and go on a different path.
05:06Yes, exactly. And of course, this is all thanks to your personal guidance, Mr. Genpachi.
05:12But I really didn't do anything.
05:15Yes, I know that. And only the three of us here know the entire truth.
05:20No, that's not what I meant.
05:22Well, now, Dummy will keep his promise to you. And you will receive your teaching bonus.
05:28Hey! Dummy's a little too much! At least that principal.
05:32Oh, my bad. I'm so sorry.
05:38Oh, so that's what's going on.
05:40It's rather unfortunate that we couldn't get rid of Mr. Genpachi as well.
05:44First, we need to get rid of that delinquent student.
05:48But we must let our guard down. Mr. Genpachi might still try to step in and save Takasugi at the very last moment.
05:56If that happens, we'll deal with it then.
05:58We'll just say it was a failure of his supervision, and then we can fire Genpachi once and for all.
06:03But no matter what, thanks to this incident,
06:07either the problem student or the problem teacher will be leaving this school and we'll be rid of them.
06:14Huh?
06:14So you're saying that after this final battle,
06:18Takasugi or Mr. Genpachi are going to be forced to leave Kintama High School forever?
06:23Uh, yes.
06:24I understand.
06:26If you think about it, this goes way beyond the Discipline Committee's role in this setting.
06:31But anyway, you guys just stay out of it. That's all.
06:35I assumed that something fishy was going on here, but I never expected this.
06:40So, what are we supposed to do now?
06:43If we can't stop the final battle, Takasugi's expulsion is inevitable.
06:48On top of that, even if we attempted to back him up, we know that he would never accept our help.
06:55So the only way to stop Takasugi is to rely on Mr. Genpachi.
07:00But if we rely on Mr. Genpachi...
07:02Mr. Genpachi will be forced to leave!
07:04So there's nothing any of us can do.
07:10So, you're saying we should ignore this?
07:14Are you saying that there's no way that we can save Takasugi?
07:18Even if we can't rely on Mr. Genpachi!
07:20And even if Takasugi won't accept our help, we still have to do something ourselves!
07:26Genpachi?
07:26Sure, he may be a delinquent.
07:30And sure, getting involved might be troublesome.
07:32So what?
07:33Takasugi and his group are still our comrades in Senior Class Z, aren't they?
07:38Uh-uh.
07:40Uh-uh.
07:42Our comrades?
07:44Now I see.
07:45So that's what he meant.
07:47Katsura?
07:48I've been wondering about what Mr. Genpachi said.
07:51Anyway, if any outsiders get involved, it'll just make those guys push back even harder.
07:59It's true that Takasugi doesn't listen to a single word that any outsiders tell him.
08:04But if it's someone who isn't an outsider, like a classmate, or in other words, if we approach him as comrades...
08:13I get it.
08:19But calling us Takasugi's comrades is a bit of a stretch, isn't it?
08:24Yeah, it doesn't feel quite right to me.
08:27No.
08:28I know that we can do this!
08:30Tomorrow, we shall all join the battle as Takasugi's comrades!
08:35Let's do it!
08:36I guess I have no choice.
08:39Then let's do this!
08:40Let's go.
08:41There's no other choice.
08:43Looks like we have to go along with this.
08:45I guess we have no choice.
08:47Then we should give it our all.
08:49You're paying me by the hour for this, right?
08:52Takasugi.
08:54Takasugi is a pain in the...
08:55Because of my past history with him, I...
08:58I hesitated dragging everyone else into this.
09:01But now, through this experience, I feel as though Senior Class E will finally be able to become true comrades.
09:09Katsura.
09:09So thank you so much, Shinichi.
09:14The least you can do is remember your classmate's name!
09:20Oh, man!
09:23Well, well.
09:29It's about damn time.
09:30I'm truly very sorry, but I have to attend an assembly protesting against Kabukicho's revision of the child protection laws, so I can't stay until the end.
09:40Do it ever the hell you want, then.
09:42Where's Mr. Takasugi?
09:43I'm just like Takasugi, don't you think?
09:49All I'm going to do is destroy the battle itself.
09:52He usually says something like that.
09:55It looks like they've arrived.
09:57I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like...
10:27Hmph.
10:38Hey, hey! Look at that, Captain!
10:40No, I mean leader.
10:42Not only is Takasugi nowhere to be seen, but their whole army is just four people.
10:47What the hell do we do with this? A hundred versus four? It'll be over in an instant.
10:52Hmph.
10:53Well, this just got way less exciting.
10:56Just do whatever the hell you want.
10:58Alright, let's just get this over quickly.
11:04Oh, good grief. Guess we'll be making our move too then.
11:10What can four people even do against us?
11:17It's not just four!
11:19Huh? What?
11:22The Takasugi group's underling!
11:26Triple Mobster Shinpachi is here!
11:30What do you think you're doing?
11:32I do have to admire your reckless bravery, but you're still a little bit too weak to turn this whole situation around.
11:40It's not just Shinpachi!
11:46Why the hell are you guys butting into this when you're not even our comrades?
11:49We are comrades!
11:50And I had to take down my idiot brother eventually, so we're the same!
11:54Since we have the same enemy, Frieza's enemy Vegeta will be an ally!
11:58Just say the enemy of my enemy is my friend! Are you stupid? You think the two of you can just handle this?
12:04It's not just the two of them.
12:06Huh?
12:07I heard all about Takasugi's past history.
12:10We both come from prestigious families, so that automatically makes us comrades.
12:14Now that just sounds condescending!
12:16I've heard things as well.
12:18I heard Takasugi once traveled all across Japan looking for his master.
12:22That makes Takasugi and I both a pair of jobless comrades!
12:26Don't love Takasugi in the same category!
12:29And I've also heard that Takasugi and Gin were bound by a deep connection that could never be torn apart.
12:36So Takasugi and I...
12:38Our comrades who just want to be forever connected again!
12:41No, that's just your personal desire!
12:43Why are all of you joining in the fight like it's the natural thing to do?
12:56Now, let's just say that we're all comrades who went through a lot in the old Gintama anime.
13:01That's a rough way of putting it!
13:05Hey Kondo! Takasugi isn't even here!
13:08What?
13:09So then how about we get rid of all these Yatsukais before he gets here?
13:13Don't back down! We outnumber them!
13:16Those who believe that victory comes from numbers alone...
13:19...have no real power in Ryo's!
13:23Katsura!
13:24Don't tell me now that you're all of a sudden a comrade of ours too!
13:27Me? A comrade?
13:30I have no intention of sugarcoating our relationship now.
13:37We just have a useless bond that won't break.
13:39Everyone just keeps jumping into the fight without any real reason!
13:44What do you think you're doing?!
13:46The reason doesn't really matter!
13:49Because we're comrades!
13:51Because we're classmates in senior class C!
13:54That's all there is to it!
13:55Abuto!
13:56I'll leave the rest to you!
13:57Are you sure about that?
13:58They seem to be getting all fired up over there.
13:59Hmm.
14:00But it looks like Takasugi isn't coming.
14:01So I'm going home.
14:02Huh?
14:03Elizabeth, no!
14:04That's what makes you up!
14:05Kill him!
14:06Come on!
14:07Let's go!
14:08Ah!
14:09Ah!
14:10Ah!
14:11Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:15Ah!
14:16Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:19Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Ah!
14:23Ah!
14:24Ah!
14:25Ah!
14:26Ah!
14:27Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Ah!
14:30Ah!
14:31Ah!
14:32But then who was that?
14:33Ah!
14:34Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:36Why did you have to get involved in this, Cobra?
14:39Takasugi?
14:40Mr. Takasugi!
14:41Takasugi?
14:42Takasugi?
14:44Hey you!
14:45Leader!
14:47Not bad at all.
14:50Give me a break.
14:51It didn't do much damage to you, huh?
14:54No, no.
14:55That was quite a blow!
14:57Not bad at all.
14:58Wow!
15:00Now let us crush them!
15:01Now let us crush them!
15:03Alchip to you.
15:05Ok then!
15:06Let's go!
15:07Ah!
15:08Ah!
15:09Ah!
15:13Ah!
15:15Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:18So finally it has begun.
15:19Ah!
15:20Ah!
15:21Well, now you've really done it.
15:33As expected from one of Gintama's strongest fighters.
15:36I could say the same.
15:38You sure know how to keep the entertained, Takasugi!
15:51All right, that's enough.
16:19Mr. Ginpachi!
16:21What the hell are you doing here?
16:29Isn't it obvious?
16:31My student is misbehaving, so I came here to scold him.
16:34So it looks like the World Martial Arts Tournament ends here.
16:38Now all of you, retreat!
16:40Like hell I'm gonna retreat.
16:42If you really want me to back off, you'll have to make me.
16:47Make you by force, huh?
16:49Well, if I were Oddjobs Gin, I would.
16:51But here I can't just sit around and play with my wooden sword.
16:55So instead, I'll play around with the bald teeth.
16:58Now hold on!
16:58Who are you calling bald?
17:02Oh, Papa!
17:03Oh, that's just great.
17:05Are teachers actually bold enough to come here and stop us?
17:09You, Oddjobs!
17:10Did you just call me bald enough?
17:13I won't let you graduate!
17:14No!
17:14I said you were bold enough, not bald enough!
17:18Now what do we do?
17:20I don't want to repeat the year.
17:22Yeah, you're right.
17:24And if I don't head back from here soon, I'm gonna end up missing Odd Squad.
17:29That's why I told you to record it.
17:31That was really fun.
17:33Let's do it again.
17:39Dude!
17:40Call the ambulance!
17:41For me!
17:42The signs!
17:43Oh, look.
17:45They're all backing off.
17:46What are you gonna do?
17:48You can't fight if there's no one to fight against.
17:53And yet you still want to go on a rampage that badly?
17:58Explain it to me then.
17:59What's the real reason you're even fighting?
18:01The reason?
18:07I never thought you'd be interested in learning something like that.
18:11Look, honestly, I couldn't care less.
18:14Because the truth is, you're a serious handful.
18:17The anime production's having a hard time with you.
18:20I don't have any reason.
18:22But listen up, Gintoki.
18:24You know that we have to do this dumb school drama
18:28because of some bastards obsessed with making money.
18:31What the hell is fun about that?
18:33That's your problem?
18:35I was already done back then.
18:38I was finished.
18:40Hmm.
18:41But instead, because of the scheming of some shady bastards,
18:45I was forced to come back.
18:47And you're playing a high school teacher.
18:50Tell me, are you okay with that?
18:54Those who don't have any thoughts of their own might be okay with this.
18:58You and I have always been at the mercy of death.
19:02So if you're just gonna do this half-assed teacher act,
19:06then I am going to destroy it!
19:13Destroy it?
19:14Sounds good to me.
19:18Huh?
19:19I've been thinking the very same thing.
19:23Why bother to remake something that already ended?
19:26Why worry the fans as well?
19:28Just to make a little bit of money off of an old project.
19:31Like f***ing ball, f***y purple, and f***zilla.
19:35This world is full of series that have been dragged on forever,
19:39and then ended up becoming something else.
19:42I have no idea what you're talking about.
19:44The way I see it, people think they're creating something brand new.
19:49But they don't realize that they're actually destroying it.
19:53But you know what?
19:55There's really nothing wrong with that.
19:56Someone builds it, someone else destroys it.
20:03Someone destroys it, someone else builds again.
20:06Even if it's ugly, even if it's hated.
20:09That's just how things are kept alive.
20:11And how they keep on going.
20:14Don't make me laugh.
20:16That doesn't sound at all like the Gintoki I know.
20:19Of course it does.
20:22Because here I'm the homeroom teacher, and you're the student.
20:25And that's all there is to it.
20:28So now, Takasugi.
20:30Whether it's this world, or yourself.
20:33If you're going to destroy them,
20:35then I'll rebuild them as many times as it takes.
20:41But even so, you won't back down, will you?
20:46So as a souvenir, I'll let you have one hit.
20:48One hit?
20:50Yeah, if I take one hit from you and remain standing,
20:53then it's all over.
20:55And what happens if you fall?
20:58In that case, do whatever you want.
21:02Okay, then fine.
21:03I'll play your little game.
21:10What?
21:11Wait!
21:11Hold on!
21:13Takasugi!
21:15No!
21:15Wait!
21:15I meant one hit with your fist!
21:17And then...
21:18And then...
21:22I'm gonna fight for you.
21:23I'm gonna fight for you.
21:24I'm gonna fight for you.
21:25Oh, you're such a bastard, Takasugi.
21:36I haven't even finished reading Toh Love Ru Darkness yet.
21:39But Toh Love Ru Darkness isn't serialized anymore.
21:43What a buzzkill.
21:45Hey, Takasugi.
21:47Don't forget you're on classroom duty tomorrow.
21:51So don't be late for school, all right?
21:55Mr. Takasugi!
22:20World Martial Arts Tournament?
22:23Yeah, that's right.
22:24They were just having a World Martial Arts Tournament after school.
22:28Looks like it was all a misunderstanding.
22:30No way!
22:30That can't be true!
22:31Look, this is our champion, King Chopper.
22:35Huh?
22:36The grand prize was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
22:38I expect compensation.
22:40Since I paid for it...
22:41This is our champion!
22:42The grand prize was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
22:45We had to defend her double-cat player in the world.
22:47Oh!
22:48Chopper?!
22:49King Chopper?!
22:50King Chopper?!
22:51Who the hell is this guy?!
22:53Let's go!
23:23Let's go!
23:53Let's go!
24:23Let's go!
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