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Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 10 Episode 12 -
The Forbidden Kiss
The Forbidden Kiss
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00:00Previously on Below Deck Mid.
00:12I'm impressed with everyone's progress throughout the season so far.
00:15Working with Joe previously, I've decided to make him lead deckhand.
00:18Thanks for delegating me lead deckhand, bro.
00:21Nah, I know what he's doing.
00:22Thanks, man.
00:23Whoa!
00:24My boyfriend passed on my birthday last year.
00:27And the one-year anniversary is in four days.
00:29Oh, my gosh.
00:30Jeez, Chris.
00:31I have a huge sinus headache.
00:33I think when Bond six months happens, I have these same symptoms.
00:36I am scared of things devolving at a rapid pace.
00:39Am I the right guy to be there for you?
00:41Right.
00:42What the f**ks for knowing me and Kezi here?
00:45You into it?
00:46I'm not mad at this.
00:47I'm a scared.
00:49I have new blood.
00:50I'm good for yourself.
00:52That seems fantastic.
00:53I have no interest whatsoever in hooking up with Kezi anymore.
00:57I'm more focused on relationships I care about.
01:00Speed to speed.
01:01Zero six.
01:02Very exciting.
01:03I'm David.
01:04Nice to meet you.
01:05David traveled the world competing in mixed martial arts.
01:08David's f**ked.
01:09You have to break the rules.
01:10Yeah, I'm quite proud for it.
01:11I know they're hooking up with a guest on Charter.
01:15Big no-no.
01:16I think we're alone.
01:17Yeah.
01:18And it's our little secret.
01:20But I've been known to defend the rules.
01:32I think we're alone.
01:34Yeah.
01:35This location is like prime real estate as far as that goes.
01:38No.
01:39Are you afraid of getting in trouble right now?
01:44Yes.
01:45I don't want to get you in trouble.
01:47I feel like I would get fired.
01:49Please don't get me in trouble.
01:50No.
01:51Well, I mean, I would never do such a thing.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:55What am I doing?
01:56It's taken me getting this close to kissing a charter guest
02:00to realize that maybe I've taken this, like, a little bit too far.
02:03Asia would flip a s**t if I started snogging David on the deck.
02:07Don't worry, I don't see myself being with someone from America.
02:10Are you breaking up with me?
02:12I'm really sorry to do it like this.
02:17It's like Romeo and Juliet.
02:19They both ended up dead, so it's probably for the best.
02:21F**k my life.
02:23F**k my head down, man.
02:24See you in the morning, man.
02:26First of all...
02:27Good morning.
02:28I can't wait for this talk, honestly.
02:30He hates me now because I broke up with him.
02:32I attract, like, immediate, emotional men.
02:35That's me.
02:36You got f**king wiped up, so...
02:38Yeah.
02:39F**king idiot.
02:44Oh, tonight I'm gonna get to bed sleep.
02:47Oh, my God, he's gone to bed.
02:48Thank God.
02:57It's peaceful.
02:58Oh.
02:59Oh.
03:00It smells so good, girl.
03:02She smells good.
03:03Yeah, man.
03:04F**k.
03:05Don't be stupid.
03:06Oh, my damn.
03:08Go do some work.
03:09Nathan, come to the bridge.
03:11Morning, Joshy.
03:12Morning, Joshy.
03:13Morning, Joshy.
03:14This is where we're going.
03:15Okay.
03:16So it's really tight in here.
03:17So Max needs to do this on the bow.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Because of the America's Cup, our original marina is full for the rest of the season, so we're
03:26relocating to a new marina.
03:28The new marina is a little more challenging because it's very tight, a little less room
03:32to swing because of all the ground lines.
03:34Talk to your team.
03:35Thanks a million.
03:37I think that the bow thruster gave way in the last docking.
03:39Can we have three meters to port, please?
03:42We're going to thrust on that boat.
03:44There's no thruster.
03:45Heading into this new marina, it's in the back of my mind.
03:48I need the crew to be focused and calling the distances perfectly.
03:53That much room matters.
03:55Oh.
03:56Hello.
03:57What time is breakfast?
03:58I'm ready.
03:59You ready?
04:00Cool.
04:01Yeah.
04:02It has to be a tough week for sure.
04:06I know my body well, and right now whatever I'm experiencing is so in the thick of grief.
04:13There's just a lot going on at once.
04:15I hate being sad.
04:17Josh, Cam, and TJ just got up.
04:22Yep.
04:23They're hungry and ready to go.
04:24Max, you can start hauling the anchor.
04:26Okay.
04:27And open this one, right?
04:28No, no, no, no, no.
04:29Keep it in.
04:30But see these pens?
04:31Yeah.
04:32All the time is they go.
04:33Yeah, so bring it back.
04:35So it touches.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Voilà .
04:38Now he's engaged.
04:39Yeah.
04:40My chance is to become the lead deacon.
04:41You know, zoom.
04:42Just like crash down.
04:44Short stay, 2 AM.
04:462 o'clock.
04:47Yeah.
04:482 o'clock.
04:492 o'clock.
04:502 o'clock.
04:51This is not about Joe.
04:52It's about like Nathan not being fair.
04:54You work hard.
04:55You are the best one.
04:56Just so his best friend show up and f*** me over.
05:00Like it's corruption.
05:01Okay?
05:02In politics, this is corruption.
05:03Clean and clear.
05:04Bringing it all.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Clean and clear.
05:09Bringing it all.
05:10Take you back.
05:11Make it somewhere.
05:12Yeah, no worries.
05:13When you get down to one meter, she wants you to do this.
05:18There's going to be another yacht at one meter of me?
05:23Yeah.
05:24Dead crew in 30 minutes.
05:25Yeah, baby.
05:26This stocking's going to be so f***ing complicated right now.
05:27You don't stand well.
05:28I feel like s***.
05:29I'll have to chop the cow.
05:30After the drop off.
05:32I can't believe you just hung out till like 4 in the morning.
05:33You know, after I got broken up with, I had to, you know, just recollect myself.
05:48Yeah.
05:49You feel like that?
05:50This is super unwell.
05:51I need to nip this in the butt.
05:54Nathan, Nathan, we're going to drive past it and then back into it.
06:01Jesus Christ.
06:02New berths, really tight, f***ing windy.
06:07Queen beds done, and I've only got the duvets changed.
06:09F***ing unbelievable.
06:12Oh, please.
06:13This is going to suck.
06:17Oh, this f***ing windy.
06:23Don't f*** up, Max.
06:24We'd love to do another charter.
06:25Max, I'm going to need you on your feet and alert.
06:28Right.
06:29Oh, we've only got three chances left.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31It's kind of like a bit of sweet thing.
06:3220 meters starboard side.
06:33Watch my starboard bow, Max.
06:35Start talking to me.
06:36Max, can you get capped?
06:39She's with me on the bow, Nathan.
06:41Relax.
06:42Don't tell me to relax.
06:43She looks like a snake snake.
06:46Max, starboard bow.
06:47How is it?
06:48Um, damn.
06:4925 meters, 30 meters.
06:51Okay, Cap.
06:52They're just swinging the stand over.
06:5420 meters on the bow.
06:55Hands, Max.
06:56Hands.
06:57Show me your hands.
06:58F*** me, just give her.
07:00F***ing hell.
07:02Max, what the f*** are you doing?
07:04Just because you aren't laid deckhand doesn't mean you get to throw your f***ing hands in there and say,
07:08I'm not going to do my job.
07:09Max, hands up.
07:10I just have no faith in that f***ing arm at all, man.
07:14Just you.
07:15That yellow thing.
07:16Max, please stand up.
07:17This is f***ing doom, Nathan.
07:19That's f***ing stupid s***.
07:21Ten meters for the goal.
07:22Vamos a ir con babor primero.
07:23Okay, go, go.
07:27Slack it an awful wee bit.
07:28Yeah.
07:29I'm going to the bow.
07:31That's a good job.
07:32Max, let's get rid of this whole slack.
07:34That's it, big boy.
07:35We're tight on poor ground line.
07:37We're tight on poor ground line.
07:39We're a good job.
07:41That was a little harder than it needed to be, but good job.
07:46Oh, s***, Max.
07:48Hold it.
07:49Put it more in.
07:55All crew, all crew, please get into your whites for guest departure.
07:59Copy.
08:00Copy.
08:01How was your line?
08:02He was like, wait, are you breaking up?
08:05Oh, God.
08:06Our crew, please proceed to the dark.
08:09I'm really pleased with it, Chadda.
08:10Hey, that s*** was dope, huh?
08:12Yeah, the truth.
08:13David's coming.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15Hi.
08:16Thank you so much.
08:17So nice to have you all along.
08:19I appreciate it.
08:20Thanks for everything.
08:21Thank you so much for joining us.
08:23I knew it was going to be a handshake.
08:26We really appreciate what you guys did for us.
08:28So thank you so much.
08:30And you guys are.
08:32Same travels.
08:34So nice to meet you all.
08:35All right, everyone.
08:36Let's get out of our whites, into our reds, turn the boat around, and then we'll be in the main salon for our tip meeting.
08:41All right, well done, everyone.
08:43Woo-hoo-hoo.
08:44Three chances to go.
08:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:47Clack, clack.
08:48Allo?
08:49C'est for you?
08:50I don't know what that was.
08:51I love working.
08:52I love working.
08:53I love working.
08:54Hi.
08:55Hi.
08:56Hi, Captain.
08:57How are you doing?
08:58With V.
08:59She doesn't feel well at all.
09:00So I just wanted to let you know.
09:01Yeah, I get it.
09:02V has been through a lot this season already, and I feel like it's a combination of being fatigued
09:18and sick, and also the anniversary of her ex-boyfriend.
09:23So V just isn't in a good place physically or mentally right now.
09:27You need to have your team.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah, I get it.
09:30100%.
09:31Don't worry, I got you.
09:33All right, brother.
09:34Yeah, let's go.
09:35Let's go.
09:39That was so good.
09:40Yeah.
09:41I paid for an hour.
09:42Oh, cheeky.
09:48Can I show you something like this?
09:49We are clear on that.
09:50What is it?
09:51You tell me to speak with the end to Captain Sandy.
09:53Yeah.
09:54So I am on the bow, and she's there.
09:55I'm seeing her, like, we see it, you know, like really.
09:57Yeah, so you tell her anyway.
09:58No, no.
09:59She told you to stop sitting down, to pay attention.
10:01If I can hear Captain Sandy say that over the radio, I know you aren't paying attention,
10:05so you need to pay attention and do what she says.
10:07Simple as that.
10:08You'll be on the stern from now on.
10:09If you want.
10:10And Joe will finish the season on the bow.
10:12Yes, sir.
10:13Yes, sir.
10:14I don't care if he's pissed with me or not.
10:17I just want him to do his job.
10:18First, bye-bye the lead dick-end position.
10:20Now, he take the bow.
10:22Dude, ciao.
10:23Fucking hell, man.
10:24I'm sick of him.
10:25He's laying through his teeth.
10:27He's getting argumentative.
10:28I'm not having him.
10:30Coming up.
10:31Happy you, darling.
10:32Thank you, sir.
10:33They want to so bad now.
10:35If he did something with kidney smart, it wouldn't be .
10:38I still find you sexy.
10:42All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.
10:51Copy.
10:52Oh.
10:53Heidi, my.
10:54Heidi, hi.
10:55Come and sit on here.
10:56Heidi, my.
10:57Yes.
10:58You like it?
10:59Hi.
11:00Hi.
11:01Hi.
11:02How do you feel the charter went, Aisha?
11:05My gills smashed it once again.
11:08V, you haven't been feeling well?
11:10Nope.
11:11I'm so congested, I can barely speak right now.
11:14Yeah.
11:15We'll talk on the bridge after this.
11:16So, um, it's a great tip.
11:1820,000 US dollars.
11:201,600 euros.
11:211,600!
11:22Nice!
11:23Thank you!
11:24Well done.
11:25Good work, everyone.
11:26And something else I want to say.
11:29Tomorrow we're going to the Alinghi Red Bull Racing Team Headquarters.
11:34Are you serious?
11:35Are you serious?
11:36Are you serious?
11:37Are you serious?
11:38Are you serious?
11:39Oh, my God.
11:40Alinghi Red Bull Racing are building momentum.
11:43Still in it with win number two.
11:46Isn't that cool?
11:48It's got more kill to go see this.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:51We're very lucky.
11:52So, what I want you to do is work really hard and get the boat turned around.
11:55Okay, thank you.
11:57I'm going to get so drunk.
11:58Are you going drunk?
11:59All right, I am.
12:00This is so exciting.
12:01Well done, guys.
12:02VV, please come to the bridge.
12:03Just go around.
12:04And this is copper.
12:05The copper is better to do it when they are dry.
12:06Yeah, but we need the flush.
12:07The copper is to get all the shit out of it.
12:08Yeah, do it.
12:09I do it.
12:10I just want to be rebellious.
12:11Like, I don't care.
12:12Just to tease him a bit, you know?
12:13Just to see what's behind him.
12:14I'm making my way.
12:15I don't care.
12:16My grandfather will be proud of me to be a rebellion.
12:17My grandfather was a war, one of the resistance of the World War II who will need a lot of
12:26people to take a cocktail molotov and throw it from the windows on the Nazi, you know, in
12:31Paris, you know?
12:32I can't, I can't.
12:33Yeah.
12:34I can't, I can't.
12:35I can't.
12:36No, no, no.
12:37No.
12:38No.
12:39No, no.
12:40No, no.
12:41No.
12:42and threw it from the windows on the Nazi, you know, in Paris.
12:46And this blood is in my veins,
12:48and that's why I have a bit of a problem of authority.
12:51And it's no person on the planet
12:53that is going to keep me down.
12:55Okay, I just decided that now I don't care.
13:00Okay, I can see your eyes.
13:02Yeah, they're-
13:02I feel like you're trying to push through.
13:06And you don't want to let your team down.
13:08That's exactly what it is.
13:09I'm at a point where I'm exhausted, for sure.
13:11Yeah, well, you're sick.
13:12So, this next charter, I'm going to have you sit it out,
13:15take it easy, and you're back on board,
13:18hopefully by the next charter.
13:19Yeah.
13:20V has a strong work ethic,
13:22and I feel at this time, because of that,
13:24I'm the one that has to say, go take a break.
13:27Otherwise, she wouldn't do it.
13:28Never in a million years would I have gone up to Captain
13:32and said, hey, I need a day off.
13:34I would have just toughed it out.
13:36So, this grace period is such a pleasant surprise.
13:40I want to give her some time off the boat
13:42to take care of herself.
13:43And then we'll just pop someone in temporarily
13:46to cover her.
13:47And then when she's ready to come back, it's hers.
13:49But I'll come back with a few iron fists.
13:52Yeah, thank you.
13:53Thank you, Captain.
14:00Come in.
14:01Hey.
14:02So, I'm not going to do turn or seven.
14:04I'm going to stay at a hotel, and then I'll come back.
14:06I'm sad to see you live.
14:08So.
14:09I can't live soon.
14:13Being sick and it being just such an emotional day
14:16that's approaching, it's nice to know that he's
14:18supportive and there for me.
14:20I am sad to see her gone, but what's going on right now
14:23is feels so serious.
14:24I'm just in this weird headspace.
14:26I'll be right back.
14:27Don't change anything.
14:29It'll be good for her to go off the boat and to recover,
14:32and then once it comes back, she can go 100%.
14:35So.
14:35Get well soon.
14:36I have to tell you something.
14:37Like, last night, Joe and I were really flirtatious.
14:41I attract needy men.
14:42That's me.
14:43You got f***ing wifed up.
14:44Yeah.
14:45F***ing idiot.
14:48I won't do anything, because I know she really likes him.
14:51Bye, babes.
14:52You're going.
14:53Just have to.
14:54Yeah.
14:55Take good care of my boy.
14:56Aww.
14:56My Jillian.
14:59Well, rest up.
15:00I hope you feel better.
15:02Have fun tonight.
15:03We will.
15:05I've been coming for three days.
15:07Are you going to shag Matt?
15:08No.
15:10Do you think he likes you more than you like him?
15:11I don't know.
15:12I'm not even thinking about, do I like you or do I not?
15:15Mm.
15:15I want to kiss you, I want to kiss you.
15:16If I don't, I don't.
15:18My parents broke up when I was four years old,
15:20so I had three parental figures growing up.
15:23I had my mum, my stepdad, and my biological dad.
15:27Because of my split family, I'm very much a realist.
15:30When it comes to dating, it has been holding me back
15:33with my relationship with Max.
15:35Yeah.
15:37OK.
15:38What's happening with you?
15:39Can you go to the hotel today?
15:40Yeah.
15:41Well, it'll get better soon.
15:43Beds are done.
15:43All the bins are empty.
15:44All of the showers are dry.
15:46Amazing.
15:47We're done.
15:49We can pack away.
15:51Let's get drunk.
15:52We're going to have a lot of tequila tonight.
15:53Time to get ready.
15:55You look lovely.
15:55And you look lovely.
15:56Thank you, dear.
15:57And I did it.
15:57It is you, it is you.
16:00Wow.
16:02You look like Marie Antoinette.
16:03Who?
16:08Hello.
16:08Hello.
16:09Not to you.
16:09Not to you, my best.
16:11Like I said, I'm going .
16:12What?
16:13What?
16:14Bro, you see the boobs?
16:15If you want me to look, I'll look.
16:16Stop texting right now.
16:18I can't.
16:19Sorry, babe.
16:20Just going out with the crew.
16:21I'm going to snog some people.
16:22Speak to you tomorrow.
16:23Night.
16:24Love you.
16:25There's a thing going on between Jo and I.
16:27Genuinely, I don't think I've ever got on with someone as well as I get on with Jo.
16:30Oh, he's such a nice guy, hey?
16:31I love Jo, but I hate any guy that does the...
16:34He does do that.
16:35He does that a lot.
16:36Smoulder.
16:37The Kizzy puzzle is a very complex one.
16:41It's one that I'm still kind of struggling to put together myself.
16:45Maybe I need to do, like, self-therapy.
16:48Welcome to therapy, Kizzy Kitchener.
16:50I'm your therapist, Kizzy Kitchener.
16:52Hi, Kizzy Kitchener.
16:53Nice to meet you, Kizzy Kitchener.
16:55I'm Kizzy Kitchener.
16:56Let's analyse your deep-rooted need for attention.
17:00Literally, no, please, no.
17:02Don't make me do it.
17:04Honestly, I think I'm quite happy just living in denial.
17:07Okay, sounds good to me.
17:09That'll be £600, please.
17:11I'm not going to do anything.
17:13Oh, listen, a cheeky little flirt, whatever.
17:15Stay toxic, Queen.
17:16Stay toxic.
17:17Oh, no.
17:19There you go.
17:20You're not happy with you.
17:21Oh, I need a drink.
17:23I'm feeling frisky.
17:24Am I anxiously anticipating tonight?
17:27Oh, thank you, sir.
17:28Thank you, Elise.
17:30How can I get the tropical passion?
17:32White wine.
17:33Anything for some Martinez, please.
17:35Oh.
17:36A round of limoncello?
17:37Yes.
17:38We're going to smoke?
17:39Oh, my God.
17:40I need the bathroom.
17:41I'm, like, dipping.
17:42Same.
17:43I need food and a drink, like, now.
17:44Did you sleep earlier?
17:45No.
17:46Did you guys wake each other up with snoring or not?
17:48I hate snores.
17:49I like Scott snoring because he breathes really heavy.
17:53It's like that kind of very heavy breath, but I find it really comforting.
17:58Oh, that's nice.
17:59Yeah, it's really nice.
18:00Oh.
18:01I really miss it.
18:02Yeah.
18:03Because we're coming to the end.
18:04Yeah.
18:05You're going to feel it more.
18:06Oh.
18:07Quick, give us some therapy.
18:08Oh, I love.
18:09What I love about Minor Scott's relationship is we let each other go off and chase our dreams.
18:22But I do find the older I get thinking about a future that's maybe not on a boat.
18:29You're counting down now.
18:30Getting to the end.
18:31Then you start thinking about getting to the things that you've been waiting for.
18:35Yeah.
18:36We're getting married.
18:37We've talked about starting a family, and I cannot imagine doing this pregnant.
18:42I'm not saying that I'm done yet.
18:44I'm just thinking about the future.
18:49I'm just going to hug him.
18:52Coming up.
18:53I can't get with you.
18:55No.
18:56I can't.
18:57You can't.
18:58We've got to be here.
18:59It's like a massive battle between what I want and don't want.
19:02It's me.
19:05Thanks, guys.
19:06I actually feel so much better now.
19:11Oh, great.
19:12That was good.
19:14I'm starving.
19:15Oh.
19:16Oh, good.
19:17We can eat now.
19:18And a huck, huck, huck to a jolly good .
19:20She's so romantic.
19:21I love these mushroom croquettes.
19:22Where's the toilet?
19:23What about?
19:24Are you going?
19:25Mushroom.
19:26Yeah.
19:27I love it.
19:28Oven.
19:29Oven.
19:30Oven.
19:31Oven.
19:32Oven.
19:33Oven.
19:34Oven.
19:35Thank you, sir.
19:36They want to f**k so bad now.
19:37Please.
19:39Left foot first.
19:40Prompt.
19:41I wonder we're into each other.
19:42But he still wants it.
19:43Yeah, 100%.
19:44I don't want him to.
19:45I don't want him to either.
19:46It's the way that he's behaving is making V think that they're only with each other.
19:52So if he did something with Kizzy tonight, it would be s**tless.
19:56Mate, what the f**k, guys?
19:58Watching this flirtatious behaviour between Kizzy and Joe, I'm just thinking about V, man.
20:03V has just got off the boat.
20:05It makes it even more complicated knowing that V experienced losing the love of her life.
20:12This is probably the first time she's feeling any sort of romantic excitement since then.
20:17If Joe disrespects V like that, it's going to create tension with two members of the deck team once again.
20:23And I just don't need that bulls**t in my life.
20:25So I just pray Joe makes the right decision and doesn't f**k this up.
20:30He's like a dog with two dicks.
20:34Sorry.
20:35Guys, let's go.
20:37Please go.
20:38Thank you, sir.
20:39After you.
20:40Bye, ladies.
20:41Bye, ladies.
20:42Bye, ladies.
20:43This is close, baby.
20:45What am I supposed to do?
20:47They can't do anything.
20:50Are you going to sleep in my cabin tonight?
20:52Yeah, I can.
20:53I'm going to go in the hot tub first.
20:55I love your hair like this.
20:57Do you prefer it like when it's wavy or like this?
21:04I even love when it's like natural.
21:08I just said I'm so happy I get to spend my life with you.
21:12I love him so much.
21:18Let me get a bikini and I'll be right there, okay?
21:20Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub, hot tub.
21:23Hot tub, hot tub.
21:24Is it good, is it?
21:25Yes.
21:28I'm here, sir.
21:29Like a spitting lizard.
21:30I'm here, sir.
21:33I'm going to get in the hot tub.
21:35I go, I go, I go, I go.
21:37Get in the tube.
21:38Do you know how nice and spills?
21:40It's wrong, go.
21:41I get hurt.
21:42Someone is poo-pusing my vagina, by the way.
21:44No.
21:45I didn't.
21:46I didn't.
21:47I'll be good, am I?
21:48No.
21:49It's wrong.
21:50It's wrong maybe to my eyes.
21:51I want to go again.
21:53What?
21:54Go.
21:56Yeah.
21:58I'm saying the exact same thing.
22:00Yeah.
22:01It's f***ed up.
22:02I'm going to bed.
22:04I'm going to bed.
22:05Good night, guys.
22:06Good night, guys.
22:07Good night.
22:08Taking my lucky charms and I'm going straight to bed.
22:11I think we should probably go before we fall in love.
22:14Yes.
22:15Yeah?
22:16Yeah.
22:17Yeah.
22:18Because we're having too much of a lot.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Exactly.
22:21That's my jumper, you know?
22:22Listen, V said that we could still have a bed.
22:23Yeah, we can go in this bed.
22:24We just have to wash it.
22:25Yeah, yeah.
22:26I'm going to bed after this.
22:27I can't stay with you.
22:28It's your choice, not mine.
22:29But it's nice that we can be so stupid.
22:31But I still find you sexy.
22:32Hey!
22:33That's a f***ing thing.
22:34I can't get with you.
22:35No.
22:36I can't.
22:37You can't.
22:38It's not even on the table, babes.
22:39Victoria, she doesn't deserve, like, disrespecting on me.
22:40Yeah, let's go to bed.
22:41I'm going to bed after this.
22:42I'm going to bed after this.
22:43I'm going to bed after this.
22:44I can't stay with you.
22:45It's your choice, not mine.
22:46But it's nice that we can be so stupid.
22:47But I still find you sexy.
22:48Hey!
22:49That's a f***ing thing!
22:50I can't get with you.
22:55No.
22:56I can't.
22:57You can't.
22:58We've got to be here.
22:59I can't.
23:00No.
23:01It's not even on the table, babes.
23:02Victoria, she doesn't deserve, like, disrespecting on me.
23:06Yeah, let's go to bed.
23:07Because you're trouble.
23:09And you're wearing my jumper.
23:11It's like a massive battle between what I want and don't want.
23:16What I know is wrong and I know is right.
23:19I have to be.
23:20I have to be.
23:21I have to be.
23:22Don't kiss me.
23:23At all.
23:24Because I can't lie.
23:38Okay.
23:39No!
23:40No!
23:41No!
23:42No!
23:43No!
23:44No!
23:45No!
23:46No!
23:47No!
23:48No!
23:49No!
23:50The cump.
23:51No!
23:52You're the f***ing show that's hot like that.
23:53No!
23:54No!
23:55No!
23:56No!
23:57No!
23:58No!
23:59No!
24:00No!
24:01No!
24:02No!
24:03No!
24:04No!
24:05No!
24:06No!
24:07No!
24:08No!
24:09No!
24:10No!
24:11No!
24:12No!
24:13No!
24:14No!
24:15No!
24:16No!
24:17No!
24:18They're coming.
24:19I'm gonna f***ing throw this heart as I can.
24:20No, no, no.
24:27I'm gonna f***ing throw this heart as I can.
24:34F***.
24:37F***.
24:39F***.
24:40F***.
24:41You fell on the floor.
24:43You fell on the floor.
24:44Go.
24:45F***ing no.
24:46You fell on the floor.
24:47Go.
24:50Where are my trousers?
24:53F*** sake.
24:55Just don't speak about it.
24:57Yeah.
24:58Yeah.
24:59Ooh.
25:01No umming.
25:04What the f*** happened today?
25:07I can't remember.
25:09What it might cost me.
25:20Like every single person knows that we've just f***ed.
25:35Okay, hang on a sec.
25:36It's the same.
25:45Do you want me to gloss it?
25:46Literally no gloss it.
25:47No way.
25:48No gloss it?
25:49Don't lie.
25:50You're lying.
25:51I'm not.
25:52Yes, you are.
25:53Do you remember how we came back?
25:54I do, actually.
25:57No, I don't.
25:58What do you remember about last night?
26:00Absolutely nothing.
26:01Really?
26:02Bits and pieces.
26:04And what I remember is a blur.
26:07I remember that was fun.
26:09Stop giving me that look.
26:11F***ing the f*** off.
26:13If no one knows, no one can tell V, basically.
26:16Deny, deny, deny.
26:18Don't tell V.
26:19Deny.
26:20I'm gonna get ready.
26:21Hey.
26:22How are you?
26:23Good.
26:24I'm so excited.
26:25You ready to go see the Red Bull Alinghi race team headquarters?
26:29Yeah.
26:30I'm so excited.
26:31I'm so excited.
26:32It's pretty sick, isn't it?
26:33Woo!
26:34Thanks, Rob.
26:35Yes.
26:36Oh, my God.
26:37Are you joking?
26:38Bye.
26:39Here we go.
26:41Oh!
26:42It's so cool.
26:45My God.
26:46Woo!
26:47Hello.
26:48Welcome to Alinghi Rebel Base.
26:49Pleasure.
26:50Nice to meet you.
26:51Eve.
26:52Hello.
26:53Thank you so much for having us today.
26:54You guys are lucky, yeah?
26:55I'm giving you a tour today.
26:56Yay!
26:57So one of you is gonna ring the bell.
26:59Oh, my God.
27:00All right, you can go.
27:01Oh, my God.
27:02The Alinghi Red Bull Racing Team headquarters, it's very exclusive.
27:09To be able to be a part of this is super cool.
27:13The perks of yachting.
27:14Welcome to the loft, where we produce the sails.
27:17So this is a bit of the material.
27:19That part is all carbon.
27:20Wow.
27:21Welcome to the gym.
27:22You're gonna jump on two at a time.
27:23And we're just gonna see how long you can hold 400 watts for, because the guys are holding
27:27above 400 over that time.
27:28Hello.
27:29Well, hello.
27:30Welcome.
27:31How are you?
27:33Only at 400.
27:35I'll get two minutes.
27:37Champion right here.
27:38No!
27:39Vicious rides is basically onions leaking the faces.
27:42This truly is the best day of my life.
27:44So, welcome to our fan zone.
27:45Wow.
27:46We're gonna start with the simulator.
27:47One of our crew members will explain you how it works.
27:51Cool.
27:52So, here is our team specialist.
27:54The thing about the simulator is...
27:57...
27:58...
27:59...
28:00...
28:01...
28:02...
28:03...
28:04...
28:33...
28:34...
28:36...
28:37...
28:38...
28:39...
28:40...
28:41...
28:42...
28:43...
29:14...
29:15...
29:16...
29:21...
29:22Here's the thing.
29:23I don't regret having a kiss with Joe.
29:25We've had great vibes literally from the day that he walked on.
29:28But I think because this is a sensitive time for V, just to like add more fuel to the fire is a really
29:33...
29:34...
29:35...
29:36Thank you very much.
29:37Thank you so much.
29:38Got it, my man.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Yeah.
29:41Alright, thank you.
29:42So, this is my pantry.
29:44Woo!
29:45How long have we got until we have to do our next adventure?
29:47We have an hour.
29:48One hour.
29:49Hello.
29:50Hello, my dad.
29:52How are you?
29:53Mum, I made a mistake.
29:55What?
29:56Remember Victoria that I was telling you about?
29:59Yeah.
30:00Well, I got drunk last night.
30:02And there's another girl called Kizzy.
30:04You've got to do something about her, yeah.
30:06No, but this is the thing.
30:07She's off the boat because she's not well.
30:09Like, she's got this situation that I can't even wish upon me worst enemy.
30:14And the first night that she's not here, I go and do this sh...
30:18You know?
30:19No.
30:20Just be honest.
30:21Be truthful.
30:22You know, she's not your girlfriend.
30:24I just don't want to hurt her, is it, eh?
30:26Jesus Christ.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Why are you getting so upset?
30:32Go on.
30:33I can't imagine the pain that she's going through, Mum.
30:37You got me crying now.
30:38I love you, Mum.
30:39I genuinely like Victoria.
30:40The number one thing that I didn't want to do is to hate her.
30:41I'm good.
30:42Sorry.
30:43Sorry.
30:44Come on.
30:45Come on.
30:46Coming up.
30:47So I, um, don't want you to go into this charter without another deckhand.
30:51Okay.
30:52So I'm bringing in someone that you know.
30:58Oh, my.
30:59Oh, my.
31:00You want a scissor or pizza?
31:01Yeah.
31:02Thanks, honey.
31:03You want a scissor or pizza?
31:04Yeah.
31:05Thanks, honey.
31:06Oh.
31:07I'm going to get changed.
31:08Happy with that?
31:09Oh.
31:10Oh.
31:11Oh, my.
31:12Oh.
31:13Oh.
31:14Oh, my.
31:15Oh.
31:16Oh.
31:17Oh.
31:18Oh.
31:19Oh.
31:20Oh.
31:21Oh.
31:22Oh.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh.
31:25Oh.
31:26Oh.
31:27Oh.
31:28Oh.
31:29Oh.
31:30Oh.
31:31Oh.
31:32Oh.
31:33Oh.
31:34Oh.
31:35Oh.
31:36Oh.
31:37Yeah.
31:38Oh, yeah.
31:39Oh.
31:40Oh, yeah.
31:43Oh, yeah, I'm inspired.
31:46Oh, yeah.
31:56Oh, yeah.
31:58Oh, wow.
32:00Even though he's my best friend, I'm so disappointed, it's clear that the man doesn't learn from
32:12his mistakes.
32:13Do you like him?
32:14No, well, you said you liked him.
32:15Yeah, yeah.
32:16Keep driving to it.
32:17Now, to see him playing with V doesn't float my boat, and I don't think it's cool.
32:23F**k sakes, Joe.
32:24I'm generally upset.
32:25F**k, man.
32:26I'm excited for a night out.
32:31Let's go!
32:36You can actually probably see my whole vagina, sorry.
32:38Gents, bro, let's open a football American team.
32:50We're very happy you're here, bro.
32:51It's good to be here.
32:52Yeah.
32:53It's cute.
32:54I love that.
32:55I want to be in love like that.
32:56Say him, man.
32:57Yeah, Cathy is good, but she teach me how to don't care, you know?
33:00Just to f**k and don't care.
33:02And this is...
33:03Oh, so you f**k her?
33:04Oh, f**k!
33:05Oh, f**k!
33:06Oh, f**k!
33:07Oh, f**k!
33:08Oh, my God!
33:09You scared the subway!
33:11F**k you, bro!
33:13Wow!
33:14Madonna!
33:15Let's go!
33:16Allez, guys!
33:17This is so pretty!
33:18That was cute!
33:19F**king hell!
33:20This, this like suits you.
33:21Hi!
33:22Hello!
33:23Hello!
33:24How are you?
33:25Hello!
33:26Hello!
33:27Hello!
33:28Hello, my God!
33:29Hello!
33:30Hello, my God!
33:31This is the Tablau de Carmen, which is a place where you're gonna see Flamenco.
33:34And have a very nice dinner.
33:35Oh!
33:36And have a very nice dinner.
33:37Oh!
33:38Not a way!
33:39To follow me!
33:40Woo!
33:41I was here with Gail, you know?
33:42Really?
33:43Swear to God!
33:44This exact spot!
33:45So I convinced Nathan to cancel Flamenco show with me.
33:48First Flamenco show won't be the last.
33:51He loved it!
33:52I can't believe that I'm sat here in this Flamenco place one year later, reminiscing about
33:58when me and Gail was there.
33:59I fell in love with it last Charter season.
34:01Hey!
34:02I gave you a kiss on the cheek, right?
34:05Yeah!
34:07I'm over an ocean.
34:09Cheers, everyone!
34:10Cheers!
34:11Cheers, everyone!
34:12To my new Flamenco friend!
34:13Yay!
34:14It's good!
34:15Paioio cheese!
34:16Oh, that's beautiful!
34:17Moagra!
34:19Whitefish!
34:20And mustard!
34:21Clams!
34:22And garlic oil!
34:23This is so good!
34:30Thanks!
34:31You just make me feel like I'm the only person in the room.
34:34That just makes me feel like a million dollars.
34:36Yeah!
34:37But you look so handsome, everyone.
34:39Don't you know?
34:40My sash.
34:42It's just so cool sharing this with you.
34:51I have fatty flutters.
35:09I love artists who are really dedicated to their art.
35:23It's so impressive.
35:24And it really ties into the culture and it just feels like you've stepped back in time.
35:30I'm truly like feeling so inspired.
35:32I don't know what the f*** was being said, but I was sobbing at that trio.
35:47He was going, you're the love of my life.
35:49I've done you wrong.
35:50And then she felt like upset.
35:56All right.
35:57Shall we go?
35:58Let's go.
35:59What an amazing night.
36:00This was my favourite day at night.
36:02Maybe ever.
36:03Man.
36:04It's crazy.
36:05I was reminiscing.
36:06Oh, the boys.
36:07Oh.
36:08Wow.
36:09Stay time.
36:10So cute.
36:11So we're just trying to think of where Scott and I are going to sleep.
36:14I think the best option would be for the queen.
36:17I'm so sorry because I know you guys put the effort into making it in the first place.
36:21And I'm so sorry.
36:22It's our jobs, isn't it?
36:23Yeah.
36:24Bro, like the flamenco got us, bro.
36:25It was really crazy.
36:26It was so good, wasn't it?
36:27Yeah, man.
36:28I'm going to see Gail after this, boys.
36:30Oh, .
36:31Okay.
36:32What, what did you say that like that?
36:34Dave Beef, bro.
36:35Oh, do they?
36:36Like seeing Scott and Asia, like how they were so happy seeing each other and that.
36:41Yeah.
36:42It just kind of sparked something in me.
36:43Yeah.
36:44You know, it makes you like rethink what's important in life.
36:46Yeah.
36:47And then obviously going to the flamingo thing, all the memories just came flooding back, man.
36:50Me and Gail had always had a good connection, but I was always making excuses as to why it
36:55wouldn't work because I'm a f***ing idiot.
36:58After this season, I'm going to go see her and I'm not going to hold back how I feel and
37:03hope for the best.
37:05Oh, f***.
37:06Oh, my God.
37:07Oh, my God.
37:16Hi, sweetheart.
37:17I'm going straight to my cupboard.
37:20Thank you, sir.
37:21Boy time and even.
37:22I can't do it.
37:23Oh, let's go.
37:26Good night.
37:28Let's get my pillows.
37:30I keep bourbon.
37:31Oh.
37:32That is salami.
37:33Bro proper.
37:34I brought you the top of those shorts.
37:36Don't feel really naughty.
37:37What the f*** is that?
37:38Are you robbing to plan a bank?
37:39It's a face mask.
37:40The ghost is sleeping right there.
37:41Oh.
37:42Oh.
37:43Oh.
37:44Oh.
37:45Oh.
37:46Oh.
37:47Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:49Oh.
37:50Oh.
37:51Oh.
37:52Oh.
37:53Oh.
37:54Oh.
37:55Oh.
37:56Oh.
37:57Oh.
37:58Oh.
37:59Oh.
38:16Great.
38:18Yeah, come on.
38:19I feel bad.
38:20She's texting me.
38:21F**k.
38:23I actually do feel like a really bad person.
38:25Yeah, same.
38:28Oh for sake no
38:34Okay, I'll let you sleep got them
38:39What time do you should be the airport we should go soon, yeah
38:45Okay
38:50I'm sorry I'm so short. Thank you so much for coming
38:58There have been so many moments this season where I've been like gosh
39:05I really wish that Scott was here and so to actually finally spend time together
39:10This is a moment that we will cherish and remember forever. Like we'll tell our kids about this one day
39:15Love you. Bye
39:25Let's give away the invoice
39:28Oh
39:31Nathan Nathan, please come to the bridge God
39:36Copy for Nathan. He's on his way
39:41Hey, good morning. You want to sit? Yeah
39:44So I um don't want you to go into this charter without another deckhand. Okay, so I'm bringing in someone that you know
39:54Okay, Gail
39:58Jesus
40:00Yeah
40:02Right
40:04She's excellent on deck
40:06Yeah
40:08Yeah, just for this charter until V gets better
40:10Okay
40:12Okay
40:14Holy s**t does this actually happen
40:16For a short fill-in position like this Gail's a perfect fit
40:19She's familiar with how the boat runs familiar with the team and I'm really happy she was available
40:25In fact, she's been working on vessels so she's gained more experience
40:29Yeah, easy
40:31Nice work everyone
40:32It's meant to be
40:33Thank you
40:34Yeah
40:35All right
40:36Lovely. Thank you, Kat
40:37Yeah
40:38Yeah
40:39Yeah
40:40Yeah
40:41Yeah
40:42Yeah
40:43Yeah
40:44Yeah
40:45Yeah
40:46No
40:48Yeah
40:50You're taking a piss, aren't you?
40:52I'm not taking a piss.
40:54What the ****?
40:57For the most part of last season,
40:59me and Gal, we were a good team.
41:04Until we started Buttonheads.
41:06You're the princess.
41:07You're a prick.
41:09At least we don't know where we stand.
41:11Nah, whatever.
41:12So V won't be joining us this charter?
41:15We'll not be joining?
41:17No, but we have a replacement on the scale.
41:19Are we?
41:20I live.
41:22For one charter.
41:24I live.
41:25Exo!
41:26Yeah.
41:27Are you serious?
41:28What?
41:29I don't even have a ****ing haircut, man.
41:31I'm ****ing myself.
41:32Am I going to have a cabin by myself,
41:34or am I getting a cabin mate?
41:35I don't know.
41:39Oh, man.
41:41I haven't seen Gail in ten months,
41:44so I don't know how we're going to react to each other.
41:47I believe this is Gail.
41:49Jesus Christ.
41:56I'm flustered to the nines.
41:57I've never been this way in my life.
41:59I'm bathing my nails that I don't have.
42:01I'm just...
42:02I'm a ****ing...
42:03I'm a hot mess.
42:04This is good.
42:05What?
42:06Oh, my gosh.
42:07Bro, that's just the weirdest ****ing thing.
42:09He's ****ing himself.
42:10Jesus Christ.
42:11Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.
42:13Carlin is chartering Burrata with her friends.
42:14Hi, I'm Carlin.
42:15Hi, how are you?
42:16I'm always functioning.
42:17I'm a ****ing...
42:18Oh!
42:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:20There's poo in the shower.
42:21And you're here for two nights,
42:22and you're thinking of ****ing the shower.
42:23Who the ****ing did this?
42:38Yeah.
42:39I think I love you.
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