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Here's the order:
1. Warner Home Video Logo
2. DVD Menu
3. Toons Selection
4. Special Features
5. Toon Marooned Interviews
6. All-New toon Spots
7. Language Selection
And that's it
Transcript
00:00Oh
00:30Let's go.
00:52Here's exercise guru Stone Cold Duck with a great new offer for you.
00:58Need results, buddy?
01:00Try my super Stone Cold Mega Gainer.
01:02If you believe in your body, your body believes in you.
01:06That's where the Gecebo 3000 comes in.
01:08And I know what I'm talking about.
01:10I've been in seven car accidents, okay?
01:12When I hear a door close, I knock on that door.
01:15And if nobody answers it, I come back later and then I walk in.
01:21Uh, right, Stone Cold.
01:23And just look at these results.
01:25This duck put on 400 pounds of muscle in just one hour.
01:30And you can too with three easy payments of $395.99.
01:34Order today.
01:35Hey, kids.
01:43Are you looking for something extreme, extreme action?
01:47Extreme excitement.
01:49Extreme thrills.
01:51Then hold on to your brain's hands, because at the extreme home,
01:54digital entertainment has an extreme noob in your game for you to enjoy.
01:58To the extreme.
02:00It's Albert Fox Extreme.
02:02Flap it on rampage three.
02:04Now it's revenge.
02:10Oh, that wascoy weapon.
02:12So what are you waiting for?
02:14Go out and buy it today.
02:15Albert Fox Extreme.
02:17Flap it on rampage three.
02:19Now it's revenge.
02:20Flap it on rampage three.
02:26Play it.
02:27To the extreme.
02:29Act me.
02:33Have you been injured in an accident?
02:35Cut on the job?
02:37Are you suffering from emotional as well as physical trauma?
02:39Well, we can't help you with any of that stuff.
02:41But we can get your money.
02:42We're the law firm of DuckDuck, McKibson & Duck.
02:44And we can get money for you.
02:46I repeat, we can get money for you.
02:49Want money?
02:49Who doesn't?
02:50We can get money for you.
02:52We handle all kinds of injury cases.
02:53Falling anvils, laser burns, random cartoon explosions.
02:57What do all these cases have in common?
02:58We will get money for you.
03:00Sometimes a little money, sometimes a whole lot of money.
03:03Money, money, money.
03:04So if you want relief from your pain and your suffering,
03:06go to our hospital.
03:07If you want money, come to us.
03:09DuckDuck, McKibson & Duck.
03:11We'll fight for you and your rights to get money.
03:14You'll have a vacation made out on sea.
03:20Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.
03:22You'll never get me sick, that's our guarantee.
03:25Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.
03:27You'll visit a tropical island for free.
03:31Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.
03:33So much to discuss.
03:35Great granny, your mother.
03:36But leave home your brother.
03:38A cruise with your mother.
03:40Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.
03:43Looney Tune cruise line.
03:44Relationship registry, Captain Andu and Outer Mongolia.
03:48Later tonight on 50-50, where we always give you half the truth.
03:53We have an exclusive interview with Hollywood's biggest ham, Porky Pig.
03:58Kicked off the hit reality show, Toon Marooned, his career's at a crossroads.
04:03Will he go back to living high on the haunt?
04:05Or will this little piggy go wee-wee-wee all the way home to a degrading job in the service sector?
04:11Find out if there's any more sweet smell of swill for the swell swine tonight on 50-50.
04:16This interview is over.
04:18That's all, folks.
04:19Anybody see the duck?
04:33Well, if you don't care.
04:34Bye-bye.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:42Bye-bye.
04:42Bye-bye.
04:49Bye-bye.
04:52Bye-bye.
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