Looney Tunes Reality Check 2003 DVD Menu Walkthrough Australia

Neil Cariaga

Here's the order: 1. Warner Home Video Logo 2. DVD Menu  3. Toons Selection  4. Special Features  5. Toon Marooned Interviews  6. All-New toon Spots  7. Language Selection  And that's it

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00:00Oh

00:30Let's go.

00:52Here's exercise guru Stone Cold Duck with a great new offer for you.

00:58Need results, buddy?

01:00Try my super Stone Cold Mega Gainer.

01:02If you believe in your body, your body believes in you.

01:06That's where the Gecebo 3000 comes in.

01:08And I know what I'm talking about.

01:10I've been in seven car accidents, okay?

01:12When I hear a door close, I knock on that door.

01:15And if nobody answers it, I come back later and then I walk in.

01:21Uh, right, Stone Cold.

01:23And just look at these results.

01:25This duck put on 400 pounds of muscle in just one hour.

01:30And you can too with three easy payments of $395.99.

01:34Order today.

01:35Hey, kids.

01:43Are you looking for something extreme, extreme action?

01:47Extreme excitement.

01:49Extreme thrills.

01:51Then hold on to your brain's hands, because at the extreme home,

01:54digital entertainment has an extreme noob in your game for you to enjoy.

01:58To the extreme.

02:00It's Albert Fox Extreme.

02:02Flap it on rampage three.

02:04Now it's revenge.

02:10Oh, that wascoy weapon.

02:12So what are you waiting for?

02:14Go out and buy it today.

02:15Albert Fox Extreme.

02:17Flap it on rampage three.

02:19Now it's revenge.

02:20Flap it on rampage three.

02:26Play it.

02:27To the extreme.

02:29Act me.

02:33Have you been injured in an accident?

02:35Cut on the job?

02:37Are you suffering from emotional as well as physical trauma?

02:39Well, we can't help you with any of that stuff.

02:41But we can get your money.

02:42We're the law firm of DuckDuck, McKibson & Duck.

02:44And we can get money for you.

02:46I repeat, we can get money for you.

02:49Want money?

02:49Who doesn't?

02:50We can get money for you.

02:52We handle all kinds of injury cases.

02:53Falling anvils, laser burns, random cartoon explosions.

02:57What do all these cases have in common?

02:58We will get money for you.

03:00Sometimes a little money, sometimes a whole lot of money.

03:03Money, money, money.

03:04So if you want relief from your pain and your suffering,

03:06go to our hospital.

03:07If you want money, come to us.

03:09DuckDuck, McKibson & Duck.

03:11We'll fight for you and your rights to get money.

03:14You'll have a vacation made out on sea.

03:20Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.

03:22You'll never get me sick, that's our guarantee.

03:25Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.

03:27You'll visit a tropical island for free.

03:31Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.

03:33So much to discuss.

03:35Great granny, your mother.

03:36But leave home your brother.

03:38A cruise with your mother.

03:40Yo-ho, a Looney Tune cruise.

03:43Looney Tune cruise line.

03:44Relationship registry, Captain Andu and Outer Mongolia.

03:48Later tonight on 50-50, where we always give you half the truth.

03:53We have an exclusive interview with Hollywood's biggest ham, Porky Pig.

03:58Kicked off the hit reality show, Toon Marooned, his career's at a crossroads.

04:03Will he go back to living high on the haunt?

04:05Or will this little piggy go wee-wee-wee all the way home to a degrading job in the service sector?

04:11Find out if there's any more sweet smell of swill for the swell swine tonight on 50-50.

04:16This interview is over.

04:18That's all, folks.

04:19Anybody see the duck?

04:33Well, if you don't care.

04:34Bye-bye.

04:38Bye-bye.

04:42Bye-bye.

04:49Bye-bye.

04:52Bye-bye.

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