00:00You've been thinking about how sad it is that you have no friends?
00:02No dad friends. I have friends.
00:04They just don't understand what I'm going through.
00:05I think I just found you the perfect guy.
00:07Look at him, frazzled in over his head.
00:09He would totally get me.
00:11Uh, can I get one pound of fake crab salad?
00:13I see you got a kid there.
00:14Cute.
00:14What is he, about one?
00:15Yeah, my daughter's the same age.
00:17Really?
00:17I don't meet a lot of other young dads.
00:19Yep, doing it alone, single dad style.
00:21Me too.
00:22Here's your fake crab salad.
00:23Alright, uh, yo, take care.
00:25Sometimes you get real crab.
00:26Uh, it goes pretty quick.
00:27I can put something aside for you, if you left a number.
00:30If you like real crab.
00:31I love real crab.
00:32Got the digits.
00:33Hey, this is Justin.
00:34Is somebody there calling me?
00:35Jimmy Chance from the grocery store.
00:36The crabby command?
00:37Uh, no, not yet, but I was thinking.
00:39You have a kid, I have a kid.
00:41Uh, apparently it's good for them to socialize.
00:43Well, we should have a play date.
00:44Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
00:46Yes, we should have a play date.
00:48The brain gets scrambled and you forget how to be with adults.
00:50I know.
00:51I birthed a coworker once.
00:52She was chugging a soda and I just went on instinct.
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