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00:00Each, he scores!
00:02Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
00:08Having a good night?
00:10That's nice.
00:12I think there's still time for a head-track.
00:14Should I do now or wait a second?
00:16I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
00:20Rosanoff scores!
00:22Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:25The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:30The
00:35My moon, my man, is so changeable and such a love of villain to me.
00:42My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
00:46There's nowhere to go, belong.
00:49High on my sleeve, my feathers, you can feel the songs I don't care.
00:56Again.
00:58My bones, my face, my daily face, is the calendar page again.
01:03Take this love, take it easy on me.
01:07It's just a light, it's just a light on me.
01:11Take this love, take it easy on me.
01:13Take it easy on me, it's just a light on me.
01:17It's just a light on me.
01:19It's just a light on me.
01:21Yeah, yeah.
01:51Wow.
02:03For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:08What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:21For the third time in 16 years, the
02:43All right Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
02:53Yes, am I watching? Let's do the same thing we're going to do, okay?
02:55That's great, Shane.
02:56Over your shoulder.
02:57You're great, okay? Take a look at the camera.
02:59Directly to the camera.
03:00Hit that mark and give me that pose.
03:02God, yeah.
03:02I can't believe all the I know.
03:04There's nowhere to go at all.
03:07Heart on my sleeve.
03:09Not barely shooting.
03:11Then the song's out again, again.
03:15Take it slow.
03:16Take it easy on me.
03:18Share some light.
03:20Share some light, I won't be lost.
03:22Take it slow.
03:24Take it easy on me.
03:26Share some light.
03:27It should have been there.
03:28Share some light.
03:29Yes.
03:31Can we call it a dynasty?
03:33Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:39Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
03:44I can't, I can't, leave all the I know.
03:48There's nowhere to go.
03:50There's nowhere to go.
03:51Take it slow.
03:53Take it easy on me.
03:55Share some light.
03:57Share some light on me, please.
03:59Take it slow.
04:01Take it easy on me.
04:03Share some light.
04:04Share some light on me, please.
04:06somooolÃa, Steve was the worst player I've ever seen in no hand eye
04:36...
04:47...
04:51...
04:55Sorry, Shane, can we...
04:57Yeah, sorry, we're gonna go now.
04:59Okay, that's right, okay.
05:00Wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
05:02...
05:03She's what?
05:12Pregnant?
05:13Jackie's pregnant.
05:15Again?
05:16Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
05:18You gotta work on your lying.
05:20Hey, Hayden, what great news?
05:21Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
05:23No, I mean a fourth kid.
05:24That's awesome, man.
05:25Really.
05:26Holy shit, dude.
05:28Ruby, Emma, slow down.
05:30No, I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
05:32Fair enough.
05:34Ruby?
05:35Ruby!
05:36How do you know it's Ruby?
05:37Because she's a beast.
05:40So?
05:40So what?
05:42So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
05:44Jeez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant, too?
05:46I don't think I'm ready.
05:48I think I still have some good hockey left in there.
05:49You're an asshole.
05:51Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
05:52Was it Jennifer?
05:53Jessica.
05:54Jessica.
05:55You ever hit that?
05:56Don't say hit that.
05:57Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
05:59I'm not.
06:00Here.
06:01Tag, you are it.
06:02Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:04Oh, yeah.
06:06Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:07If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
06:09You could do a couple stuff.
06:10It'd be fun.
06:10We're not.
06:12I mean, she's...
06:13I don't see her anymore.
06:14I think she's engaged or something.
06:16Fair enough.
06:17So, um...
06:19Jackie is this friend, right?
06:21Paid.
06:21What?
06:22Dude, she's fucking hot.
06:23She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
06:25I don't know.
06:26Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
06:28And she's funny.
06:29Swear jar two times.
06:30Oh, fuck.
06:31Three.
06:32Okay, come on, man.
06:33Why not?
06:34Can I just show you her Insta?
06:35Fine.
06:36Yes.
06:36Okay.
06:37Well, Jackie will be happy.
06:38We both have to make your wife happy now?
06:39Yeah, damn right we do.
06:40If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
06:43Oh, Jesus Christ.
06:45Maybe you're gonna kill her.
06:50Tell your dad to leave me alone.
06:53Um, excuse me?
06:55Are you Shane Hollander?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59Can we get a picture with you?
07:01Um, I kind of have my hands full at the moment.
07:03Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
07:11Hold his baby.
07:13I'm sorry, buddy.
07:14Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:16Four times.
07:17And second.
07:17Oh, wait.
07:18Do I have all the kids?
07:20Oh, you're the worst one.
07:22You can't say stuff like that to her.
07:23It's true.
07:24And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
07:26Ding, ding, ding.
07:26We've hit five times.
07:27That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
07:29Oh, come on.
07:30Narc!
07:32I'm getting distracted me.
07:34Way too late.
07:36But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
07:40Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
07:44It's my favorite place on earth.
07:46And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
07:49I'm ready.
07:50Well, maybe you decided that we were here to watch.
07:54And no matter what.
07:55Excuse me.
07:57It's like a skunk, that I feel like it's a little bit wrong.
08:01But he's really beautiful, yeah?
08:10You're with kent now?
08:11You're with me now?
08:14You're with me?
08:15No.
08:16You're with me.
08:20So, you're with me?
08:20You're with me?
08:22No.
08:25Even with Jane?
08:29What? You've been working for several years.
08:32I thought it was something serious or something like that.
08:39Nothing serious.
08:41All of a sudden.
08:44Okay.
08:45Sasa will say hello.
08:55I'm heading out for a bit.
08:59Cool.
09:00To meet a friend.
09:02Nice.
09:03I'll be back later.
09:05I won't wait up.
09:07It's not like that. It's just a friend.
09:11So, Lily's just a buddy?
09:14What?
09:15Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:17I don't.
09:18Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:21Or don't. I don't care.
09:23Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
09:25Go fuck yourself.
09:26Oh, I plan to.
09:27Probably more than once.
09:28Love a hotel room.
09:29Gross.
09:30Bye.
09:34Oh, yeah.
09:53Take my shoes off.
09:54No, you're good.
09:55Wow.
09:56Wow.
09:57This place is great.
09:58Did you get this built or do you know who did it?
10:14Mr. Real Estate.
10:16Sorry.
10:17That's not what I meant.
10:18I just...
10:19You think we need to talk?
10:20No.
10:21After.
10:22Okay.
10:24Ah.
10:28Ugh.
10:29Agh.
10:30Agh.
10:31McKinney
10:33Ah.
10:33Agh.
10:34Agh.
10:35Agh.
10:35Agh.
10:36Ugh.
10:37Ah, Guh.
10:38Oh.
10:39Agh.
10:40Agh.
10:41Fijal.
10:42Ah, Guh.
10:43Agh.
10:43Agh.
10:44Ow.
10:45Agh.
10:46Agh.
10:49Agh.
10:50Agh.
10:50Agh.
10:51I should go.
11:12Or you could stay.
11:15Stay.
11:18You're tonight.
11:18I'm not done with you.
11:23And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
11:28I told Hayden.
11:29Is it your mother?
11:31No.
11:32No, he's not.
11:33Fuck off.
11:36Who cares what you told Hayden?
11:45Stay.
11:48Okay.
11:51Okay?
11:51Okay.
11:53Okay.
11:55I'm hungry.
12:15For what?
12:16For food, Perlmard.
12:18Hey.
12:32You like tuna melt?
12:33You want to make me tuna melts?
12:37I was going to make one for me.
12:38I can make two.
12:41You head to Florida after this, right?
12:44Yeah, right after the game.
12:45Tampa, then Sunrise.
12:47Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
12:49Ah, all the hot spots.
12:53Ginger real cold enough?
12:55Yeah, it's great.
12:56Good.
12:59Food will be ready soon.
13:00Jesus Christ.
13:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:07Yeah, if I'm playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:10You did a season with him, right?
13:11Hmm.
13:13He's not what you would think.
13:14How so?
13:17Like, he's quiet.
13:19Doesn't talk.
13:20Keeps to himself.
13:22Not bad guy.
13:23Doesn't make friends.
13:25Well, he gets traded every season.
13:27Tough to make friends that way.
13:29Probably he wants to get traded again.
13:31Buffalo is terrible.
13:33Yeah, and their team sucks too.
13:34And people say you're not funny.
13:40They do?
13:40Yeah.
13:41They say you're boring too.
13:43Who says that?
13:44Me.
13:47What's your favorite city to play in?
13:49On the road?
13:51I like New York.
13:52Guys, it's New York.
13:54They fucking hate me there.
13:56They hate you everywhere.
13:57I know.
13:58Not Florida.
13:59He's full of Boston people.
14:01And you?
14:05I like Ottawa.
14:06Because it's my hometown.
14:08Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:09I'm happy they have a team again.
14:13What?
14:13Are those boring answers?
14:14Yes.
14:16Well, I like the hot places too.
14:19Hot like weather hot.
14:20Oh, okay.
14:22LA is hot.
14:24Hot women.
14:26Yeah, sure.
14:27I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
14:31There is a girl I like you very much, Svetlana.
14:38She's old friend from Russia.
14:41Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
14:45She knows everything about hockey.
14:49Cool.
14:49And she likes you very much.
14:52Oh, that's nice.
14:55So, she's like your girlfriend?
15:01No, no.
15:02Nothing like that.
15:03She's old friend.
15:05Sometimes we fuck, but she's busy these days.
15:09You know, new business selling fancy cars.
15:12Sounds perfect for you.
15:14Yes, she's close to that.
15:20But what?
15:23But it's nothing more than that.
15:25We're either of us.
15:28But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
15:32You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
15:34No.
15:36I think I will find someone else.
15:42But you know me.
15:44I'm lazy, so.
15:48I don't know if that's out of you at all.
15:55No, stay, stay.
15:56I'll get in.
15:56You like them?
16:11Yeah.
16:13Girls.
16:16Oh, yeah, sure.
16:18Of course I do.
16:20I never heard about you with girls.
16:23It's private.
16:24All right, drive it.
16:27I keep a lot of things private.
16:29Obviously.
16:34I like girls.
16:35Yeah, no shit.
16:37But I also like you.
16:40Lucky me.
16:42Not this person, of course.
16:45Of course not, I'm boring.
16:47But you have a good mouth.
16:54Right.
16:57No, no.
16:59repent, don't look.
17:00Know what my name is.
17:01No, that's why I got your message.
17:03Yes.
17:05I got your message back.
17:05Hey, my buddy!
17:06I got your message back.
17:07Hey, my buddy!
17:08God, I was just telling you.
17:11God?
17:13God?
17:15Where is your friend?
17:17My friend, Alexey?
17:19Is he with you?
17:20You're there?
17:23Polina, there's value.
17:27Polina, this is your wife, Dad.
17:31Dad, OK.
17:33Take care of yourself.
17:37I will call that Alexei.
17:39I will call him.
17:43Where are you?
17:44He goes to him and he'll be psycho.
17:46I owe you to him that you've been there with him, bullseye!
17:50Are you still hungry?
18:03No, no, thank you.
18:04That was great.
18:05Good.
18:10How was your father?
18:14How do you speak Russian?
18:16I know the word for father.
18:20I know the word for father.
18:50I know the word for father.
19:20I know the word for father.
19:50I know the word for father.
19:56I know the word for father.
20:00No.
20:03No.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:28Oh, fuck, Shane.
20:58Oh
21:28I should I should go I shouldn't go I shouldn't stay I can't
21:40to meeting in the morning I forgot so okay you forgot to anything thank you for the tuna
21:50melt hmm I'm sorry this I can't
21:59wonder I just I can't I can't do this wonder I'm sorry
22:20are we expecting someone else oh no it's just the three of us thank you
22:30honey have you decided about Wimbledon Rolex really wants you there I think they're worried
22:37their box is too Tennessee I think does that mean too white I thought you liked your deal
22:45with Rolex I do well you certainly love the money and they're great seats I mean they're next to a
22:49prince or no actually a Swedish princess I don't think I should skip training meeting a Swedish
22:57princess could be fun right I don't have time for that right now mom all my time is scheduled I just
23:01meant I get like two weeks off a year I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know
23:05trying to make conversation about what Swedish politics okay can I get anyone a drink we'll take
23:12this Chablis please three glasses I'll have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that sparkling water
23:17sure thank you I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want no I can't
23:24not during the season shame yeah is everything all right why because I don't want wine well you just
23:35seem tense I'm fine well I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon just the three
23:44of us would be fun and I think you should think about it make a week of it go to a play see big
23:51band you loved it when you were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time you're the
23:55tennis fan dad they're not gonna send us the tickets honey it's you they want we're just the parents
24:00you're the main attraction well then I'll just lie tell them I'm coming they won't kick you out and
24:06you can just tell them I'm sick or something honey I don't want you to lie that's not who you are
24:13sorry I'm I'm in a weird mood it's okay anything you want to talk about
24:22let's um let's think about London maybe it could be fun I'm just gonna use the washroom
24:28Swedish princess I don't know
24:35hey man
24:46Hollander what the fuck are you doing right now I was about to
24:50get your ass to the my land baby my buddy Francois the chef you remember him
24:55oh yeah he's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this JJ the cast of
25:01the egg squad movie they're filming in town is here all of them I don't fucking know
25:06get down here you remember the restaurant right that's all bull I don't know
25:13okay guys this one never leaves his fucking house tonight is our me luck
25:26do you have any ginger ale
25:31I mean I do
25:33actually just a beer please whatever you have on tap
25:37Shane Hollander whatever he wants here
25:39you keep it then
25:48it's an honor
25:51cool crowd huh
25:58shitty bunch of famous actors are here tonight
26:00Rose Landry is here man
26:02she is
26:02great I might be needing another one of these
26:09so
26:10Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:37The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
26:42I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
26:47Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
26:51I'm Rose, by the way.
26:53I'm Shane. I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
26:57Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:00Really?
27:01I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:05I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:07Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:10I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
27:27Wow.
27:28By Bill Paxton.
27:29That is terrible.
27:30He was actually pretty nice to me.
27:33And it was good practice.
27:35Getting kidnapped?
27:36I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
27:42Fuck, you, you didn't hear that.
27:45No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
27:49My lips are sealed.
27:52Okay.
27:53Your turn.
27:55Well, I've never been kidnapped.
27:57I mean, there have been threats.
27:58No, not what I meant.
28:00Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:04Paint me a picture.
28:06Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:13The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just
28:18having fun.
28:19Did it stop being fun?
28:23No.
28:24Well, I mean, kind of.
28:27I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
28:34makes sense.
28:35Yeah, it does.
28:38And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
28:44I wasn't the only one.
28:46There was one other.
28:48He hated me, though.
28:51I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of
28:56me.
28:57And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:00I was all right.
29:03John tapped out at NCAA.
29:08But he still made it to the Frozen Forum of Princeton.
29:10That's amazing.
29:11He's an agent now, naturally.
29:14And Peter's in the AHL.
29:17Undrafted, but hey.
29:19Still not nothing.
29:20Not nothing I need.
29:23So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
29:27Uh, no.
29:28I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
29:32Underdark?
29:33Kidnapped?
29:34Come on.
29:35No.
29:36I fly a lot.
29:37I watch a lot of movies.
29:38No, that movie is so bad.
29:39It's not great.
29:40No, it's horrible.
29:41You're really good at it.
29:42I'm so bad at it.
29:43No, you're good.
29:44Well, I'm barely in it.
29:45I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
29:48Kind of different into winter, though, right?
29:50Michigan, remember?
29:51Your winter doesn't scare me.
29:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:05Maybe you'll be somebody dont my visa.
30:06Hey.
30:07I don't want you to go.
30:08Oh, oh.
30:09Yeah, you're my love.
30:10Oh, my love.
30:11Take you inside and show you I'm real.
30:15I'm real.
30:16Blocky FM.
30:17Baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:20Pushy FM.
30:22Push it up, baby, gotta let me go
30:24I will be taking you
30:26Roz, Roz, you gotta see this
30:39You're gonna shit, man
30:40Show him
30:42No
30:45I know, right?
30:47She's like a huge fucking movie star
30:49How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
30:51She's shooting a film in Montreal
30:52How the fuck do you?
30:53What says it right there?
30:54The two met at a mutual friend's party
30:56According to unnamed sources
30:57I've never seen Rose this happy
30:59The source goes on to say
30:59I'd be fucking happy
31:01If I was banging Rose fucking Lansby
31:21And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey
31:26That's gonna upset some Detroit fans
31:28Seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench
31:41No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp
31:50But the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
31:54As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel
31:58Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:03Well, it's hard to blame either one
32:04They are definitely one hot couple
32:06They are fine
32:07Hey, I was watching that
32:09Here
32:09Oh, that!
32:13Good Rose
32:14Fuck
32:15I still might talk
32:17Okay, man
32:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large
32:26Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
32:28Will look to put some distance tonight between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders
32:33But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that
32:37Hey!
33:01Hey!
33:03Hey, beach!
33:04Yeah, I've been to the folla
33:05madness
33:06Oh, come on, let's go!
33:27We'll get him, buddy.
33:28No rust.
33:30In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders
33:33managed four shots on goal in the third period.
33:37If you can call 1-0 a victory,
33:39and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
33:41but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
33:44Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
33:54Fuck this shit.
33:56I need a good lead, let's go out.
33:58Where?
34:00We're in Montreal.
34:01We find a fucking club.
34:03Tell people!
34:05On it.
34:07Jesus.
34:07Jesus.
34:28Hi, handsome.
34:29good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you do did you
34:40watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles
34:45don't be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm
34:52beat come on i never get to date okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane no that makes
34:57you must smile get a champagne
34:59sorry about them can i have one more please
35:27and i'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed they say it's my fault but i wanted so much
35:48i want to fly her away for the summer rain coming out of my face wish i will the shame
35:53when they stop and stare don't worry me cause i'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me
35:58i can try to pretend i can try to forget but it's driving me mad going out of my
36:04night
36:14and i'm
36:16I gotta go to the bathroom.
36:46I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:16I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:18I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:34I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:36I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:38I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:40I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:42I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:44I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:46I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:50I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:52I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:54I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:56I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:00I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:02I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:06I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:08I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:12I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:16This is not enough
38:20This is not enough
38:28All the things she said, all the things she said
38:32All the things she said
38:42All the things she said
38:44This is enough, you know
38:48This is enough, you know
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