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Slayers Wheel of Fate (2025) Season 1 Episode 7 The Final Slay

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00:00By the end of tonight, our group of four will turn into a group of three.
00:06Tiffany revealing that only one person was going home meant that there was going to be a solo player in this finale.
00:15Congratulations to Stephen and Shepard!
00:21I don't want a guy to stand in your way of taking what's yours.
00:27No, that would be embarrassing.
00:30Showmances are a big no-no.
00:34I want to remain a team.
00:36I want us to go in this together.
00:41I decided to stay a team, and so did Shaq, which is fucking amazing.
00:45And the reason why I did that is because I want us both to go home with this money.
00:48As much as I would love the whole $25K, it wouldn't feel right not to have it with Shaq.
00:53That means that John Michael and Javante, you'll both be going with me.
00:59to the wrist room tonight.
01:01Heads.
01:05It lands on heads, and immediately I was like, oh my gosh, that means I'm saying, but that also means I'm losing Javante.
01:12We're fucking winning this.
01:15I love you.
01:16I love you.
01:17I love you.
01:18I love you.
01:19Oh, God.
01:20The Slayer, or Slayers, who helps me defeat my enemy queen, Karen, went up to $25,000 from Tamey.
01:31You better sharpen that blade.
01:35You gotta be queen of the castle.
01:37Take the throne, that's your chair.
01:39Walking right through the wire.
01:41Cause you're a Slayer.
01:43So...
01:53Hello.
01:54Oh, hello.
01:55How the fuck are you feeling?
01:57I feel incredible, actually.
01:59Waking up this morning, I'm not going to lie.
02:01I was pretty happy to see JM.
02:03Was I the person you wanted to come back?
02:05Well, I'll be honest with you.
02:07No.
02:08No.
02:09You cannot have a finale without me, baby.
02:12Although, I think Javante would be easier competition.
02:15But here I am.
02:16It was a lonely night.
02:18It was the first night in, like, almost...
02:20Oh.
02:21Yeah, right.
02:22It was the first night I had to sleep by myself.
02:26Oh, the first night with any fucking and sucking?
02:28This is the first time, actually, since coming to the castle, that I didn't have someone next to me sleeping.
02:34So, it was weird.
02:36Although, I will say, with him gone, it is nice to actually sleep now.
02:39Okay.
02:40Well, I'm a screamer.
02:41I know.
02:42We had to wash the sheets.
02:43We had to wash the sheets a few times.
02:45Oh, yes.
02:46Not on the satin.
02:47Not on the satin.
02:48I give the best head.
02:50I don't...
02:51I don't suck dick.
02:52You said you don't suck dick?
02:55I did say that, but I was lying.
03:00I do.
03:01I'm cracking up the chalkboard.
03:04You know, when the opportunity presented itself to play as a solo player, I wouldn't say that I would have 100% been like, let's stick together as a team.
03:18I looked at it as the opportunity to gain the most.
03:20I think that when push comes to shove, you know, La La Land, no.
03:26At the end of the day, 25 grand is 25 grand, you know? And it goes a long way for me.
03:31My connection with Javante did make me feel safe, and I would be lying to people if they didn't see that through our story.
03:38But my conversation with Daniel, he really just snapped me out of it.
03:42There's a lot of heart in this room, so I'm excited to see how this all plays out.
03:46Well, finally, and also, I'm just going to say it, I personally think two heads are better than one anyway.
03:50It doesn't matter what you've won. It doesn't matter what you've done up until this point. If you flopped today, all of it was for nothing.
03:58The way I felt in this fucking house this entire time is I felt alone.
04:02And all of these emotions, everything that I've been to is really influencing me today.
04:06We're going to fucking win this.
04:07And that's just period.
04:08That's what I'm screaming.
04:09Well, finally.
04:10I'm channeling all of it, and it's going to all go down the way we want.
04:13Well, I don't know how many fights you guys have been in, but, I mean, I'm from Philly, bitch, so this is all about slaying Queen Karen, and I came to do that.
04:22We're going to fucking win.
04:23That's what's happening.
04:24That's what's happening.
04:25Wow.
04:26All of this has been very lovely, but it took you guys six weeks.
04:30Welcome to the real competition.
04:32This is where the real game begins.
04:34I've been holding back, so this is going to be one for all the marbles, so, you know, make my money's worth.
04:43Shall we twirl?
04:49That was not cute.
04:53Bitch, I feel like, you know, it's time for us to complete the underdog story.
04:57That's what I'm screaming.
04:58Wow.
04:59I sent home Lou and Javante.
05:07That's crazy as fuck.
05:09So, J.M. said before, when we were talking to him, he said, like, oh, he's been holding back.
05:13Bitch.
05:14You think, what do you think?
05:15My whole thing with that is, that's, I feel like that's a facade.
05:19Like, that's just a pun fic to kind of throw us off, but we all know, like, there's competition here.
05:25Like, you're not over there just chilling, calm, not feeling like we're not competition.
05:29I don't feel like that's the truth.
05:31I think he was just trying to, like, put some fear in our hearts, but that wasn't going to sway anything that we were feeling in those moments.
05:37I'm coming in like a wrecking ball.
05:39Listen, all I know is we are the Slayers.
05:41That little schmuck is not going to hear that shit.
05:43That shit is ours.
05:44That's for ours.
05:45Yeah, that's exactly right.
05:46It's for us.
05:47You know when I'm screaming?
05:48So I'm sitting with Shaq.
05:49I'm telling you, it is game time.
05:50We are focused.
05:51We are getting this shit done.
05:53We're bringing on the money, baby.
06:11Slayers, this is our final challenge.
06:14Me and my partner, I feel like we are connected so heavily at this point.
06:18We're very confident in our ability of taking this W today.
06:21As we know, Queen Perrin has been lurking around, but it wasn't just a spy on us.
06:27She's actually been harvesting dragon eggs from Sydney.
06:33What a cunt.
06:34I had no idea that dragons could get themselves pregnant.
06:39I guess it does make sense because so can Komondo dragons.
06:44Now it's up to you, Slayers.
06:46Help me save Sydney's babies from Queen Karen.
06:50If you don't, she's going to make them fight in dragon casinos.
06:54So this is it.
06:55This is all what it's coming down to.
06:57I have to flex every comp muscle that I have in my body.
07:02I know Sydney ate some of your friends.
07:05But away from Queen Karen, I know in my heart that dragons are loving creatures.
07:12Tammy wants you to save these dragons too.
07:15That's why in the end, they will reward a team or a solo slayer up to $25,000.
07:23It's time to get down to the nitty gritty of everything.
07:26It's time to do these challenges.
07:28Okay.
07:29This is how it's going to work.
07:31Queen Karen sent a map of Castle Chaos with six location marks.
07:36At each location, you'll find a slayer mark waiting for you.
07:41You'll be tested on mental and physical challenges as well as games of chance.
07:47Physical, let's do it. Mental, let's do it. Chance, God help me.
07:52Each slay challenge can unlock anywhere from up to two to seven eggs.
07:58Each dragon egg is worth $1,000 of your grand prize.
08:05So you want to collect as many as you can to wrap up the grand prize highest total.
08:11It's on y'all slayers.
08:13Now slayers, guard and protect those eggs with your life.
08:17Because if any of them break, they are going to be deducted from your total.
08:23Okay, so if an egg breaks, that's minus $1,000 each.
08:28Fuck my face, I better not drop them.
08:30The slayer or the slayers with the most eggs will win.
08:35And they'll join me tonight in the risk room to meet that bitch Queen Karen.
08:40This is it. This is our final challenge.
08:43My nipples are so erect.
08:46Do your best and just always stay poised, stay proper and bend over.
08:53I'm looking at this map and I'm recognizing these dots.
09:03Basement, okay.
09:05Okay, challenge the word slay.
09:20The word slay.
09:22Spell 15 words using the letters in slayer.
09:25If you succeed, you'll earn five eggs.
09:29Time, 90 seconds.
09:32First of all, I'm not a great speller.
09:37So this competition is making me a little bit nervous that I have to use the word slayer to create at least 15 words for me to gain these five eggs.
09:47Lay.
09:48Slay.
09:49I'm looking at it and I'm thinking, what do I do?
10:03There's a strategy here.
10:05Layer.
10:06Use the S.
10:08Layers.
10:10Year.
10:11Years.
10:12Slays.
10:13Slays.
10:14Ear.
10:15With ears.
10:16Seer.
10:17This is an easy way.
10:19Ear.
10:20To actually win these kind of games.
10:23Ears.
10:24Um.
10:25Era.
10:26Eras.
10:27Um.
10:28Actually.
10:29Yas.
10:30Um.
10:31Slay.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33Mm-hmm.
10:34Oh, oh, oh.
10:43Oh, oh, oh.
10:47Oh, oh, oh.
11:02Lear, Lears, um, real, yes, I win, five eggs in the bag, let's get to the next comp.
11:21All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, okay.
11:30I'm looking at the map, and I'm like, this looks like the restroom over here in the corner, you know, we also saw the castle, I was looking at the dots and, like, where they were placed, and I feel like I had all of the spots correct in my head.
11:41I'm freaking out, in the inside, I'm, like, screaming, honestly, I'm trying to just focus in, I'm going to be like, all right, bitch, we got this.
11:51Bedroom, bedroom, okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:52Okay, okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, bedroom is this way.
11:55What, where is it?
11:56Our bedroom downstairs.
12:00Okay, okay.
12:08Okay.
12:10First challenge, the word slay.
12:16Spell 15 words using the letters in slayer.
12:20Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:24Here we go.
12:25I'm really good at, like, mixing and matching, like, words and, like, wordplay.
12:29Okay, okay, you, wow, you really just got all of them, didn't you?
12:32The crazy thing is, I was practicing, um, hangman right before I came here.
12:36I play games all the time.
12:38Okay.
12:40Using the word slayer.
12:42Okay, can we do slay?
12:44Slay.
12:45Um, lay.
12:46Two.
12:47Ray.
12:48No.
12:49Can we do one?
12:49No, ray.
12:50Put it down.
12:51Ray.
12:52Okay.
12:53We did lay, right?
12:54Oh, my God.
12:54So, we have all the letters scattered on the table.
12:56We're just scattering them like crazy, just trying to combine words.
12:59Say.
13:00Say.
13:01Um.
13:02Yes.
13:03R.
13:03Oh, yes.
13:06Yes.
13:07And then we could do R.
13:09And then real.
13:12Thank God, Shaq, who's there?
13:13And then, um.
13:14We were banging through it, man.
13:16We were banging through it.
13:17Sear.
13:17Seal.
13:18Oh, seal.
13:19No, seal.
13:20And then C.
13:22C.
13:23Sear.
13:24Is sear a word?
13:25That is.
13:25You can sear chicken.
13:26Oh, you're so right.
13:27Sear.
13:28You're right.
13:29Ear.
13:30Okay.
13:30Okay.
13:31Um.
13:32Um.
13:33Come on, now.
13:34La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
13:37Laser.
13:38Laser.
13:38Okay, okay, okay.
13:39Okay.
13:40Um.
13:42Uh.
13:44Um.
13:45No, no, no.
13:46Um.
13:48Um.
13:49Let's see.
13:49Um.
13:51Ah.
13:51Error.
13:51Oh, year.
13:52And then.
13:53Oh, year.
13:54Year.
13:55Error.
13:55Okay.
13:56And then errors.
13:58And we fucking got it with only seven seconds left.
14:01Oh, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
14:04Okay.
14:04Okay.
14:04We fucking won, oh my God.
14:07Well, aren't these gorgeous dragon eggs, huh?
14:08That's five freaking eggs.
14:11Five thousand dollars.
14:19Okay.
14:20Okay.
14:25Okay, I think it's time to go to the pool right here, so.
14:29Challenge two, the pool sleigh.
14:37Sit on the dragon floaty, holding at least one of the two eggs.
14:42If either of them drop in the pool, you can retrieve them.
14:46If you don't get on the floaty or lose the eggs, you'll lose this sleigh.
14:52If you succeed, you'll earn one or two eggs.
14:56Time, two minutes.
15:01Listen, it's not an OTV production if there wasn't a little bit of nudity.
15:06So, you know what?
15:07We're going balls to the wall.
15:09And I didn't really want anything weighing me down.
15:12So, I stripped naked.
15:13Let's grab that egg.
15:15Let's grab the other egg.
15:17And let's get on this floaty.
15:18If I break one, that's money down the drain.
15:33I was actually struggling a little bit to get on this floaty.
15:44I was losing track of time.
15:45I was panicking a little bit.
15:47I couldn't get myself up there.
15:49And then finally, like, one push over.
15:52And I was like, thank God.
15:53And I almost crushed these eggs in my hand.
15:56I actually felt really fierce standing there with my ass and dick out.
16:11Perfect.
16:11Now I have $7,000.
16:14On to the next competition.
16:15Oh, fuck.
16:28That was good.
16:29That was good.
16:30Okay.
16:30What was another?
16:32Better one by the Bing.
16:33Uh...
16:34Pool.
16:37Pool.
16:37Pool.
16:37Okay.
16:39Ladies first.
16:40Oh, thank you.
16:41Okay.
16:42Okay.
16:42Okay.
16:43Where the hell?
16:44Oh, bitch.
16:44Okay.
16:46Challenge two.
16:47The pool slay.
16:49Sit on the dragon floaty holding at least one of the two eggs.
16:53Time.
16:54Two minutes.
16:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:57Hey, we're in the pool.
17:03Switch, you in the pool?
17:04Yeah.
17:05Oh, gosh.
17:07Two minutes.
17:08I was scared going into the pool because I can't swim.
17:13Oh.
17:14Bitch, if I went into the wrong part, I just might have drowned.
17:18We're bringing this shit.
17:19Do you have dessert?
17:20I have one.
17:21Listen, I don't need it.
17:22Oh, there's another one in there.
17:22Pool was fucking cuckoo cuckoo, okay?
17:24First of all, I can't swim.
17:29That's hard.
17:30And evidently neither can check.
17:32Take that egg.
17:35Can you go in there?
17:36Yes, I do.
17:37Okay.
17:38You want to hold this egg?
17:38We made it work, except clumsy ass here.
17:43Oh, my God, you just wrecked me.
17:46Jumped onto the floaty thingy and broken egg.
17:49Bitch, I still have one.
17:50Okay.
17:50A thousand dollars down the drain.
17:52My bad.
17:55Okay.
17:55Wait.
17:56We just do it deep, man.
17:59I made right on that thing.
18:00Okay.
18:08Sorry, I crushed that egg.
18:09Yeah.
18:22Oh, what is all this?
18:32Oh, okay.
18:36Three eggs.
18:37Oh, what is all this?
18:46Oh, okay.
18:49Three eggs.
18:49Now I have to choose one of three decks to get three queens.
19:04My heart was pounding so fast.
19:06I don't know why, but originally I was going to go for the left one, but then I said, you
19:13know what, go with your gut, go with your gut, go with your gut, go with the right, walked over, grabbed the right deck.
19:27As I turn it over, I see a queen, I see another queen, I see another queen.
19:43Oh, thank God.
19:51One, two, three.
19:54Three eggs in the basket.
19:56Now I have 10 eggs.
19:58Okay.
20:08It's okay, back in the game.
20:09Yep, back in the game.
20:10Back in the game.
20:11Yep.
20:11So I've got six eggs.
20:13Oh, it's cold.
20:15Well, my nipples are all perked up for this challenge, I'll tell you that right now.
20:19Curse garden.
20:20Curse garden, curse garden.
20:21Okay, get the hell out there.
20:22This way, this way.
20:23I know, it doesn't matter.
20:25Oh, my nipples are rock hard.
20:27Curse fucking garden, bitch.
20:31Okay.
20:32Oh, God.
20:33Ooh, my God, let me tell you something.
20:35Then we run to the curse garden.
20:37It was like Wonderland.
20:39What the?
20:40Oh, okay.
20:41This shit was looking wicked, knowing that I had to go into the curse garden.
20:45It was a little traumatic from the other day.
20:46Challenge three, the queen slay.
20:50Life's a gamble.
20:52Pick a stack.
20:53Find the three queens to unlock the eggs.
20:57I saw that it was three cards hanging from this fucking rope, and I'm like, okay, we got to make a decision.
21:02You have 10 seconds.
21:06Okay, which one do you want to do?
21:08I don't know.
21:09I think middle.
21:09I don't know why I think middle.
21:10I was thinking middle.
21:10Let's do it.
21:11Let's do it.
21:11I kind of wanted to put my trust into my partner at that point.
21:15That's the third diamond, which is the joker.
21:18I don't know.
21:19Whatever the fuck is over here.
21:20And that's not it.
21:21That's not it.
21:21So, well, fuck it.
21:23Next on to the next.
21:25Let's go.
21:26We ended up going with the middle one, and we were wrong.
21:28Damn.
21:28I know.
21:28That sucks.
21:30So, we still have six eggs.
21:31We're doing okay.
21:38Oh.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:50Game yard.
21:51Okay, it's game yard.
21:52Let's go.
22:10The challenge?
22:11The spoon slay.
22:13One minute.
22:13Push your egg through the course while crawling.
22:16If you succeed, you'll earn five eggs.
22:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:28Use the spoon to bring the egg to the other side.
22:31So, you put the spoon in your mouth.
22:44So, how did that work out?
22:46Wait, we didn't have to put the spoon in our mouth?
22:48No.
22:49Ah!
22:50I'm so stupid.
22:55I thought to myself, you know what?
22:56I'm going to be crawling on all fours.
22:58So, how am I going to carry and push this egg?
23:01Let's use my mouth.
23:02Why not?
23:07As I crawled and pulled myself through, and boom.
23:11Five more eggs in my basket.
23:12That makes 15.
23:15I'll be taking these.
23:17Let's go.
23:18All right.
23:23So, that was this shit, I think.
23:33Okay, okay, okay.
23:35Oh, shit.
23:38Oh, this sucks.
23:39Hey.
23:40Okay.
23:42Challenge, the spoon slay.
23:44Time, one minute.
23:45In 60 seconds, push the eggs through the course on your belly
23:48using a spoon.
23:49If you succeed, you'll earn five eggs.
23:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:04My God.
24:05So, then we have to take our egg and put it on a spoon
24:07and then, like, drag ourselves
24:09underneath these string shit things
24:11and, like, balloons and shit.
24:12I don't even know.
24:13Just a bunch of crap.
24:13And we can't let the egg fall off the spoon.
24:18My strategy was to just use the grass
24:21to kind of, like, pull myself.
24:26I don't know what the hell I was doing,
24:27but I was, like, doing a thing.
24:28I don't know, like, a little caterpillar moment.
24:30And I don't know how I did it,
24:30but I got that lightning speed.
24:40Okay, that's five eggs.
24:42We're at 11 eggs now.
24:43Oh, that hurt.
24:45It did.
24:45I'm a little light-headed, too.
24:46I'm not gonna lie.
24:47Don't give out on me.
24:48All right, let's get back in there.
24:49Okay.
24:49Oh, God.
25:07Okay.
25:08We got back line.
25:09Let's go.
25:09Gotta move.
25:10Oh, what's this?
25:15Oh, no.
25:21Walking up to this next challenge,
25:23I instantly recognize exactly
25:26what this challenge is paying homage to.
25:29Oh, no.
25:30Not bugs.
25:31Please, not bugs.
25:32This bitch.
25:33No.
25:34I have a feeling that luck
25:36is not on my side this time.
25:41Challenge five, the bug slay.
25:44One side is three eggs.
25:45One side is bugs.
25:47Spin to claim a plate.
25:48If it's bugs,
25:49eat four in 25 seconds
25:52to claim one of the three eggs.
25:57Oh, my God.
25:59God, you're so good to me.
26:08I just don't want to eat anything, please.
26:12I spin this wheel.
26:13It's spinning forever.
26:18I just hope it lands on the right one, please.
26:29I lift it up.
26:34Ready, set, eggs.
26:36Oh, my.
26:37Ew, ew.
26:38And lo and behold,
26:40a nice crunchy bowl of bugs.
26:44Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
26:46I have to eat four.
26:47I had to eat four of these in 25 seconds,
26:49so I just mind over matter.
26:52Thought about chips.
26:54Oh, my God.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:55Oh, I'm thinking it was tortillas.
26:57I hated it.
27:01It was getting all over my teeth.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:06Ew.
27:13Ow.
27:18Fucking bitch.
27:24On to the next competition.
27:26Shit.
27:26Hot.
27:28Ew.
27:33Okay.
27:34We did it.
27:35That was horrible.
27:37Get the back one.
27:38Get the back one.
27:39Okay, okay.
27:40Back one.
27:41Shit.
27:45Bitch.
27:47I'm going to go out there.
27:49Don't you.
27:50Don't you even jinx.
27:51Oh, this better not be a bug thing.
27:52This is Chance.
27:53This is definitely your team.
27:54Okay, I can't fucking take this.
27:56No more bugs, damn it.
27:58The bug sleigh.
28:01I really don't want to eat any more bugs,
28:03but, I mean, if I have to, I will.
28:05I'll do that.
28:05I'll do it.
28:05Don't you worry.
28:06Okay, cool.
28:07I'll suffer.
28:08I'll spin.
28:09Should we do it together?
28:10Yeah, we can.
28:10One, two, three.
28:14I'm looking at this will,
28:16and I'm, like,
28:17having flashbacks from the dinner table.
28:18Son of a bitch.
28:28Please land on the dragon eggs.
28:29Please land on the dragon egg.
28:37And I lift that shit up,
28:38and it was dragon eggs, bitch.
28:40No, bitch.
28:41We spin, and we get that dragon eggs.
28:44What did you talk about?
28:44I love you.
28:45Thank fucking God.
28:48I just came.
28:49Open that bad boy up.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:51Okay.
28:52Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
28:56Gag.
28:57Okay, let's go.
28:58Back to the living room.
28:59I'm holding this with dear life.
29:01I'm going this way.
29:02Fuck it.
29:02No, you can be clumsy, bitch.
29:03We don't need no.
29:05Okay, okay.
29:06Careful going up the steps.
29:07Bitch.
29:15Okay.
29:20Just one time.
29:30Walking up to this next challenge,
29:32I'm actually getting really nervous.
29:33What is this?
29:34The Egg Slave.
29:36Craft something to protect your egg from a drop.
29:40If the egg cracks, you get no eggs.
29:44If you succeed,
29:45you'll earn the final seven eggs.
29:47Wow.
29:48Welcome to my swamp.
29:56Okay.
29:58I really do have a shot at winning.
30:00We don't have anything that floats.
30:02We have tape.
30:03I don't know how the other team is going to perform,
30:07but I'm really seeing a clear path for me
30:10and becoming the ultimate slayer.
30:12We secure the egg in here,
30:14wrap it around,
30:16and no matter what,
30:17if that drops,
30:18it shouldn't break.
30:20And I can test that theory.
30:22I can put sponges on the inside as well
30:25to hold it together.
30:26Physically,
30:27the reason why an egg would break inside something
30:31is because it moves.
30:32So if I plant it in this,
30:35no matter how high you throw it,
30:37it shouldn't break physically.
30:39But I didn't go to school for physics.
30:41So here the fuck we go.
30:43So, you know,
30:44it may not be a physics major,
30:46but I think I know what to do with this damn egg.
30:50I can make it look pretty
30:52and add, like, a feather.
30:56Okay.
30:57Maybe this for the bounce.
30:59Adding this red ball to my little contraption
31:01may have actually been a costly mistake.
31:04I realized that if I dropped it a certain way
31:06and it bounced,
31:08it'll ricochet,
31:09and that actual, like, hit would break the egg.
31:12Kind of like a beautiful dildo.
31:16Okay.
31:18Is that enough?
31:20So I'm actually getting really nervous
31:22that I put this damn ball
31:24in my little makeshift dragon flying egg incubator thing.
31:30Oh, my God.
31:32I'm holding this contraption.
31:34Honestly, I don't know how it's going to go.
31:36Try to tilt it a certain way.
31:42Close my eyes,
31:43and hopefully I don't hear no cracking
31:46or splatters or anything.
31:55Let it go.
32:02Love the hitter on this corner.
32:04You're going to win.
32:05It's just going to.
32:06It's don't play with me.
32:07Heron swine.
32:08It's the swine.
32:09It must be.
32:10Okay.
32:14What the fuck is it?
32:16If the egg cracks,
32:18you get no eggs.
32:19So all I know is
32:20we have to fucking protect this egg, right?
32:21As soon as we drop it,
32:22if it breaks,
32:23then we lose seven fucking eggs.
32:25Mmm, protection.
32:26We're rolling it up in some tape,
32:28you know?
32:28Pull this, pull this, pull this.
32:30Wait, wait, careful.
32:31And we just take the shit out of it.
32:35Bitch, we have to roll this shit up.
32:37It don't need to break.
32:41Okay.
32:42I think that's enough of this.
32:43Cut that.
32:45Um, what the fuck is in here?
32:48First off, I was like,
32:49okay, I see some styrofoam.
32:50That's like giving Shaq resistance a little bit.
32:52They put that in bitches' packages
32:53when they got something important coming.
32:55Let's actually cut an indentation.
32:58And Shaq was like,
32:59put it in some styrofoam.
33:00I'm like, fuck yeah.
33:01For the egg.
33:02To be in here.
33:04And tape it to this.
33:05So once I did that,
33:06I'm like, okay, tape.
33:08I just started throwing shit together
33:10that we needed for the egg.
33:11And then I'm gonna cross it
33:12with something a little bit more stronger
33:14because that's like masking tape
33:15and type shit.
33:23Okay.
33:24What else is in here?
33:27Wrap it with this little shit.
33:29I need protection.
33:30I can tuck it in a bag.
33:33I'm not gonna be too tight
33:33that it breaks the egg.
33:34That's also true.
33:37Bitch, this egg is not gonna break.
33:39It's not gonna fucking break.
33:40I swear to God to you.
33:41Secure that shit.
33:42Yeah.
33:45How you feeling about that?
33:46I feel like, do we want to add something?
33:48Just...
33:48I'm feeling good about everything.
33:51I'm feeling good about the effort
33:52that we put in together.
33:53The teamwork was there.
33:55What are you thinking?
33:56Oh, okay.
33:58Should we use the other one
33:59on the other side too?
33:59Yeah.
34:00Okay.
34:06Bitch, this shit is...
34:08There's no way.
34:08There's no fucking way.
34:10I think that's perfect, right?
34:11What do you think?
34:12I'm feeling good about that.
34:13We have to drop it on that.
34:15Shit, from up there.
34:16Yeah.
34:17All right, this is the moment of truth.
34:19Steven's about to drop this damn egg.
34:23Got you.
34:26Okay, ready?
34:26Oh, Blatches.
34:52I am not confident
34:54that I'm winning this.
34:55I'm standing there.
34:56I just need Tiffany
34:57to just tell us
34:58who won this damn final.
35:03Hey, Tiffany.
35:05First of all,
35:06I want to say
35:07I was so blown away
35:09with the amount of eggs
35:11you all gathered and collected.
35:14I mean, it was incredible.
35:16I couldn't have got that many eggs
35:18in one place at one time.
35:20Unless I was ovulating.
35:21Like, seriously,
35:22you did so, so amazing.
35:24You saved so many baby dragons
35:27and Tammy and I
35:29are over the moon happy.
35:31But Slayers,
35:32there is a definitive winner
35:35to this game.
35:36The ultimate Slayer.
35:40The winner will join me tonight
35:42in the risk room
35:44for the final face-off
35:45with that bitch queen, Karen.
35:48Oh, I kept thinking,
35:49mother of God,
35:50please let me win
35:52this fucking money
35:52with Shaq.
35:53The ultimate Slayer
35:55took it by only two eggs.
35:59With a grand total
36:00of $23,000.
36:03Don Michael,
36:05you will be joining me
36:06in the risk room.
36:08Congratulations!
36:09I feel so incredible.
36:19So blessed.
36:20It feels correct.
36:22It just feels full circle.
36:24I'm just so happy
36:25that I was able
36:26to really take control
36:28and drive this win.
36:31I'm so proud of you.
36:32Good job, kiddo.
36:39Oh, feels good, darn it.
36:41Oh, man.
36:42Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
36:43It's okay.
36:46John Michael,
36:47are you prepared
36:48to face off
36:49with Queen Karen?
36:50I have been ready
36:51since the moment
36:52I stepped in that bus
36:53for you.
36:54I believe you.
36:56Shaq, Stephen,
36:57how are you two
36:58feeling tonight?
36:59Honestly, of course,
37:00I'm disappointed,
37:01but, like,
37:02bitch, you did that thing.
37:03You deserve this.
37:04I'm really, really
37:05fucking proud of you.
37:06He won by two more
37:07fucking eggs.
37:08Me and Shaq got 21.
37:11Him by himself
37:12got 23.
37:14Like, he deserves it.
37:15I'm so fucking happy
37:16for him.
37:18Yeah, I mean,
37:19I definitely feel like
37:20today I gave
37:21today's six challenges
37:23my all.
37:25Yeah, good luck
37:26and congratulations,
37:28John Michael.
37:30I came here
37:31with one goal
37:32and I achieved it.
37:36And if you feel
37:37a type of way
37:37about that,
37:38I'm sure we'll have
37:39some time to talk
37:40about it,
37:41but
37:41that's it.
37:47We didn't win.
37:49We didn't win.
37:50I was mad.
37:52I was disappointed
37:52a little bit.
37:53I was happy for
37:54JM.
37:56He's a well-deserving
37:57partner.
37:58I did say that I wanted
37:59the challenges to be
38:00hard.
38:00I wanted it to be
38:01a good competition
38:02and, bitch,
38:02he gave me a good
38:03competition.
38:04So, pass from the
38:06back to you.
38:08It is what it is.
38:10Steven, Shaq,
38:11you did so amazing
38:13in this game.
38:14There's no way I'm
38:15going to let Sidney
38:16eat you tonight.
38:17So just run away
38:18from Castle Chaos
38:19as quickly as possible
38:20because Queen Karen
38:21is here right now.
38:23Should we run?
38:23Anywhere you want.
38:25Just get out of here.
38:25Let's just go.
38:26Jump, jump, jump.
38:26I'm going to get brutal.
38:27I don't want to get
38:27killed by Queen Karen.
38:28Fuck that bitch.
38:29I was ready to get
38:29the fuck up out of there,
38:30Al.
38:32That's what I do
38:32when I hear gunshots
38:33when I'm out
38:34cardying.
38:37I wouldn't take
38:39back anything.
38:40I have no regrets.
38:40I wouldn't change
38:41my cast for anything.
38:42I wouldn't change
38:43the games.
38:43I wouldn't change
38:44the outcome.
38:45I really enjoyed
38:45myself.
38:46Through Shaq,
38:47I really learned
38:47how to be more
38:48vulnerable with people.
38:49Like, it usually
38:50takes me very long
38:51to let my guard down,
38:52but after, like,
38:53clicking with Shaq, man,
38:54like, I feel I can go
38:56out into this world
38:56and, like, take on
38:57anything.
38:58John Michael,
38:59are you ready to go
38:59to the restroom with me?
39:01I am so ready.
39:02Let's go.
39:15We've come so far.
39:17But!
39:19This is my will
39:21tonight.
39:32What the fuck
39:32you doing here, bitch?
39:38Hello, Sydney.
39:40Hello, Tiffany.
39:42I don't want you here,
39:43Karen.
39:43This is my castle still.
39:45You thought you would
39:46free the dragons,
39:48but that will never happen.
39:49They will be free!
39:51Dragons are monsters!
39:53You're a monster, bitch!
39:55My queer slayers face
39:57every challenge you add.
39:59And tonight,
40:00Queen Karen,
40:01you're gonna meet
40:02the ultimate slayer.
40:04Oh, my goodness.
40:15What's this?
40:16This wheel.
40:17John Michael,
40:19tonight,
40:20I only have one question.
40:21How are you feeling?
40:24It just feels so...
40:26I'm overwhelmed with so much joy
40:28and happiness
40:28and validation,
40:30so...
40:30So now I'm nervous.
40:34Listen,
40:35I thought I was coming here
40:36to just slay the bitch, okay?
40:37I didn't think
40:38that I was facing
40:39the wheel again.
40:41John Michael,
40:42the fate
40:42of this competition
40:43is in your hands
40:45and
40:46the wheel of fate.
40:48Earlier today,
40:49you collected
40:50$23,000.
40:53On the wheel tonight,
40:54there's an additional
40:55$10,000,
40:57which will land you
40:58at $33,000
41:00from Tammy.
41:02Wait a second.
41:03So you're telling me
41:04that I can actually
41:05walk home
41:06with $33,000?
41:08Now,
41:09on the flip side,
41:10we have
41:10minus $10,000,
41:12which will leave you
41:14with $13,000.
41:16Now,
41:17you'll also see
41:18that we have
41:19two dragon icons.
41:22Land on the dragon,
41:23you'll leave here
41:25empty-handed tonight
41:27with $0
41:28from our friends
41:30at Tammy.
41:31I can potentially
41:32lose everything
41:33I worked for.
41:34We can't let that
41:35happen, John Michael,
41:36because I'm so close
41:38to beating that
41:39bitch Queen Karen
41:40in the corner.
41:42But
41:42there's a twist.
41:46I told you
41:47at the beginning,
41:48John Michael,
41:49that the fate
41:50was up to you
41:51and the wheel.
41:53John Michael,
41:54you do not
41:56have to spend
41:57the wheel of fate
41:58tonight.
41:58You can stop
41:59right now
42:00and be a huge
42:02winner
42:02of $23,000
42:05or
42:06you can chance it.
42:09John Michael,
42:11are you going
42:12to spend
42:12the wheel of fate
42:13this final time?
42:16Wait,
42:16so I have a choice.
42:18what am I going
42:20to do?
42:21$23,000
42:22is a lot
42:23of money.
42:24How would you
42:25feel about $13,000
42:26if that happened
42:27to happen here
42:28tonight?
42:28I mean,
42:29as long as I'm not
42:29walking out empty-handed,
42:31right?
42:31Like,
42:32listen,
42:32first of all,
42:33what I would do,
42:34there's only two dragons.
42:35What's the chances
42:36of it landing
42:37on a fucking dragon?
42:38That's not going
42:38to happen.
42:39So how many pluses?
42:40Can you count
42:41the pluses?
42:43There's some pluses
42:44going on.
42:44I said there's
42:45more pluses
42:46than minuses.
42:47I would do
42:48that shit.
42:49But John Michael,
42:50the decision
42:51here tonight
42:52is yours
42:53and yours
42:53alone to make.
42:55I can't call that.
42:56I can't even assist you.
42:58I'm just going
42:58to wait
42:59and see
42:59what you do.
43:00You know,
43:01I came here
43:03for a purpose
43:04and I didn't
43:06want to walk away
43:07from this experience
43:08empty-handed.
43:09I'm walking
43:10away with memories.
43:11I'm walking
43:11away with
43:12winds,
43:13lows.
43:22So tonight,
43:23I'm not going
43:26to be spinning
43:26this wheel.
43:27That's okay,
43:28John Michael.
43:29You just won
43:30$23,000
43:31from our friends
43:32at Amy.
43:33We did it!
43:35Yay!
43:36I'm walking
43:37away with
43:37$23,000.
43:40It feels good.
43:42I feel,
43:43I feel so
43:44incredible.
43:45I don't even
43:46know what I'm
43:46going to use
43:46this money for.
43:48I can't even
43:49tell my friends
43:50yet.
43:50I mean,
43:51there will be
43:51signs though.
43:52I need to get
43:52a fresh set
43:53of nails.
43:53You know what
43:54I'm saying?
43:55But like,
43:55oh goodness,
43:56$23,000
43:58goes a long
43:59way for
44:00a small guy
44:01like me.
44:02So I'm really
44:03excited and
44:04thank you for
44:04the invitation
44:06here and I
44:06hope I've
44:07done you
44:07proud.
44:08More than
44:08proud.
44:10Congratulations,
44:10John Michael.
44:11You are
44:12the ultimate
44:13slayer.
44:14Yes!
44:15John Michael,
44:16will you do
44:17the honors?
44:18It would be
44:18my pleasure.
44:24This is the
44:25cherry on top.
44:26Not only did
44:27I win $23,000,
44:28but I also
44:29take this
44:29sword and
44:30shove it at
44:31her.
44:31John Michael,
44:38you are
44:38a slayer.
44:43So.
45:01You may have
45:10remembered me
45:10from Big Brother
45:11Canada Season
45:1211 as the
45:13person who
45:13walked out
45:13first, but
45:14you'll definitely
45:15remember me as
45:16the winner of
45:17Season 1's
45:18Slayers.
45:26No, Sidney,
45:27no.
45:28No, you're
45:29my dragon.
45:30No!
45:31No!
45:34Oh!
45:37Oh, no!
45:41Sidney, you're
45:42free now!
45:46You better
45:46sharpen that
45:47blade.
45:50You gotta be
45:51queen of the
45:52castle.
45:53Take the throne
45:53that's your chair.
45:55Walking right
45:55through the fire.
45:57Cause we
45:57are a slayer.
46:01daddy.
46:05Ooh, daddy.
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