00:00Uh-oh! A little late in the summer for a block party, isn't it?
00:04Ha ha ha. Go.
00:05Mike wasn't the kind of dad who let his kids win at anything.
00:097-0. That's called a skunk, my friend.
00:12Hey, dummy. I win. See? Right here.
00:17Which is why it was so strange when...
00:20Oh my God. I did it. I beat my dad. I just beat my dad in basketball.
00:26If you won one game, put a monkey in front of a typewriter. He'll eventually type a sentence.
00:31Well, the sentence that monkey typed was,
00:33I beat my dad in basketball.
00:37Let's go again.
00:39All right. I'll play you again.
00:41But I want you to know, if, or should I say when, I beat you again, I will be the perfect gentleman.
00:46I'm the king of the world!
00:49Woo!
00:50Let's go.
00:51You sure you want to do this? I already beat you three times.
00:53Yeah, and I beat you 300 times.
00:55Look, don't take this the wrong way, but it's not that fun anymore.
00:59Sports aren't about fun. They're about having a clear winner.
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