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00:00I'm sorry, you guys.
00:13Hola, mama. I'm your new son-in-law.
00:23Princeton mom dream?
00:24Yeah.
00:25Tell the truth tomorrow?
00:26Yeah.
00:27Great.
00:30The truth is, Cam and I have been exploring an open relationship.
00:44Oh, honey, we have no problem with your modern, fun, open relationships.
00:51Fuck whoever you want.
00:53Just not a Republican.
00:55Oh, like Aaron Schock.
00:58Lindsey Graham.
01:01Mike Johnson, yuck.
01:04Donald Trump, senior or junior.
01:07Oh, never even considered them options.
01:09Well, now you're ready to tell Cam's parents.
01:12Just remember that people of a certain age do need time to absorb things.
01:19Well, other people of a certain age.
01:22She's right.
01:23It took me a while to absorb a move she used on me in the bedroom back in 87.
01:29The screw top.
01:31Oh, they took it so well.
01:32You took it so well.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Oh, no.
01:35Wait.
01:36This isn't the dream, is it?
01:37What?
01:38What?
01:39Oh, no.
01:40Oh, no.
01:41They took it so well.
01:42You took it so well.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Oh, no.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46Oh, no.
01:47Wait.
01:48This isn't the dream, is it?
01:49What?
02:05Glad you're finally clearing your conscience.
02:08I feel so bad leaving Jasper and Princeton on red.
02:11That's what you feel bad about?
02:13Not that my mom thinks that I'm cheating on you?
02:16Cam, I feel bad about a lot of things.
02:18That's why I'm a therapist.
02:19Who's in therapy?
02:20Hmm.
02:24It's open.
02:25Like us?
02:26Shhh.
02:48Okay.
02:49Okay.
02:50Okay.
02:51I prefer to leave no trace of our home invasion.
02:54Okay, again.
02:55Greg said we could use a spare key in case of emergency.
02:57This is an emergency.
02:58It's not.
02:59It's not an emergency.
03:00It is bad luck to host a double date at your own place on New Year's Eve.
03:05Okay.
03:06Who told you that?
03:07Kat.
03:08She also said I died sometime last year.
03:09I think it was during Women's Week in Provincetown.
03:10Yeah, okay.
03:11That's unlikely.
03:12Your daily dose of man is here.
03:13Mwah.
03:14Mwah.
03:15Mwah.
03:16Princeton.
03:17You look.
03:18Look at you.
03:19Hot Topic Purple.
03:20I know.
03:21It was supposed to be more Tik Tok E-Boy than straight Twitch streamer, but nevertheless,
03:46but nevertheless, he persisted.
03:50You?
03:51Ah, a half-empty screw top.
03:55Isn't that nice of him?
03:57Mm-hmm, thanks.
03:58Man, being back at Greg and Cam's place is so weird.
04:02But it's so much better than hosting a double date.
04:04Oh, you're at your own place on New Year's Eve!
04:08When did Kat say you died?
04:09Last year.
04:10She said it was Bear Week in Provincetown.
04:13Mine was Lemon's Week.
04:14Oh my god, we're like twins!
04:15Oh my god!
04:16Death Twins?
04:17Death Twins.
04:18Let's get rid of the women.
04:22Reggie!
04:23Hi!
04:24Darling!
04:25Hi!
04:26Good to see you.
04:27Oh!
04:28Cheese!
04:29Purple!
04:30Do you like it?
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:32Hey!
04:33Is it okay if I park my car?
04:34Uh...
04:35I thought this was a double date.
04:37It is!
04:38For me.
04:39Think of it like one of those three ways,
04:40where one person just never gets any.
04:42I can't relate.
04:44Wish you the best though.
04:45Okay.
04:46Mm-hmm.
04:47I am so sorry.
04:52I mean, the wind, it's just...
04:56I know, right?
04:57It's no worries.
04:58My hair's a mess.
04:59I'm glad you think so.
05:00I agree.
05:01Hey!
05:02Hey!
05:03Cassava cake?
05:04And it's not made by Mom?
05:05It's a New Year's miracle!
05:06Aaron!
05:07Yeah, don't let her hear you.
05:08Oh, she's not here.
05:09No, she's coming.
05:10She went to check on Grandma.
05:11She'll be back soon.
05:12Mwah!
05:13Mwah!
05:14Mwah!
05:15Mwah!
05:16Mwah!
05:17Mwah!
05:18Mwah!
05:19Mwah!
05:20Mwah!
05:21Mwah!
05:22Mwah!
05:23Mwah!
05:24Do you mind helping me with the cake, please?
05:25Sure!
05:26Yeah.
05:27Mwah!
05:28Mwah!
05:29Mwah!
05:33Mwah!
05:34Mwah!
05:35Mwah!
05:36I never get a chance to talk just to us, do we?
05:39No.
05:42So, football.
05:47Isn't it crazy?
05:49You are following the playoffs.
05:51Yeah, what a quarter.
05:54Season.
05:56Huh.
05:58So who do you think is going to be at the Super Bowl?
06:04Ideally, Cher.
06:06Realistically, Ariana.
06:14I need your help coming out.
06:15I thought your Shakira-themed ninth birthday party
06:18took care of that.
06:18No, I mean about being open.
06:21Remember how Mom walked in my room with that guy on Christmas?
06:24Uh-huh.
06:24She thinks I'm cheating.
06:26Oh, like a Shakira-themed charades.
06:29We said no humming.
06:30I'm being serious.
06:32It's really killing me.
06:33I need to get it off my chest.
06:35And I need to tell Dad before she convinces him that I'm cheating, too.
06:39Oh, I gotcha.
06:41Well, better way for Mom to come back.
06:43Kill two parents' dreams with one stone.
06:45Thanks, Aaron.
06:46I'm kidding.
06:47Sort of.
06:48You know, I think she'll take it okay.
06:51But who knows how Mr. Catholic in there is going to react.
06:54We're going to need her help.
06:55Besides, you don't want to come out twice.
06:57That's how you ruined your Shakira lip sync.
06:59You are oddly fixated on my ninth birthday party.
07:02How can I not be?
07:03I love Shakira and my big brother.
07:05Okay?
07:06So we have a plan?
07:07Yeah.
07:08Okay.
07:09Here, bring out Mom's mofongo.
07:15Why is that sweet?
07:17I do try telling her the difference between plantains and bananas.
07:22I feel no way that they can take that off of me.
07:36Oh, whoops.
07:38I had this spot reserved.
07:39I'm so sorry.
07:40There was a wait list.
07:42Time for resolutions.
07:44Yeah, it is almost midnight.
07:46Yes.
07:47That is why I said it.
07:52Girlfriend, queen, sleigh.
07:59I saw this at Kohl's, right?
08:00It's a sale, 50% off.
08:02Smart shopper.
08:03Anyway, I am looking to get a girlfriend this new year, so.
08:10Oh, don't you mean girlfriend?
08:14I'm pan, either is fine.
08:16That is so sweet, Princeton.
08:19I'm going to manifest that for you.
08:21You're so sweet.
08:22Thank you, baby.
08:24The sweetest, so, so sweet.
08:32Would anyone like more mofongo?
08:34Isn't it time for dessert?
08:35I'm waiting for New Year grapes, so.
08:37Oh, I will feel that if I don't.
08:46Oh, that, that, that's, that's enough.
08:48Um, so, uh, Dad, um, there was something I wanted to tell you and Mom tonight.
08:56It's about me and Greg.
08:58Terrific.
08:59You should wait until Mom comes back.
09:01Grandma passed the stone.
09:03Oh, uh, okay, uh, no, uh, actually I just want to tell you now, while I still have the courage.
09:12Dad, relationships are like, um, like food.
09:20Like, isn't it nice how sometimes Greg and I want different things?
09:24Yeah?
09:25Like, um, like we both had mofongo, but I'm not going to get jealous if Greg wants a little
09:32more, you know what I mean?
09:34Right?
09:35Um, or, or like if, for instance, by having mofongo, Greg is cheating on his diet, but it's
09:46fine because there is no diet, so.
09:48Did your mother put you up to this?
09:50I am not eating that much sugar.
09:52Oh, Mr. Navarro, I can tell you are so slim.
09:55I mean fit.
09:56I mean sports.
09:57What are you guys talking about?
09:59I think I'm once more mofongo.
10:01It's not about having more, it's about having different types of food.
10:05Like why would you want to eat the same thing forever?
10:07Cam, I love you, but please wait.
10:10If you have something to say about mom's mofongo, say it to her face.
10:16I am so confused.
10:17Me too, actually.
10:25Speaking of girlfriends, girlfriends.
10:29I don't want to expand mobile because there's something just so beautiful about bringing
10:38people together just like all of you people right here, right now.
10:43I just adore you people.
10:47I love all of you so much.
10:51Like, ugh.
10:53You, Reggie, my love, and you, Princeton, my prince, my doll, and cat, my kitten.
11:09And you, you, with your, all of you two, you, with your beauty and your name.
11:28Well, my new year's resolution is to have more quiet dinners at our own home together.
11:40Yeah.
11:41With no one else.
11:43Yeah.
11:44I mean, who needs Cam and Greg?
11:48Cam, Cam and Greg.
11:50I mean, this group is all we need.
11:55I mean, give or take a few bodies of what I can use with you on.
12:00Yeah.
12:05You guys ready for the countdown?
12:07Already.
12:08Where's mom?
12:09Uh, she texted me.
12:10She'll be back soon.
12:11Grandma needed a daughterly foot drop.
12:13Oh, great.
12:14So, she's texting you back.
12:15It's cool.
12:16Sweetie, it's okay.
12:17I know it is.
12:18I'm not ashamed.
12:19I'm not ashamed.
12:20Dad, I'm done waiting.
12:23Greg and I have something important to tell you.
12:27Greg and I are...
12:28We forgot the New Year's grapes!
12:30Aaron, come on, stop.
12:32You wouldn't want dad to miss this important tradition and ruin your lovely evening, would
12:37you?
12:38Okay, look.
12:39What I wanted to tell you was...
12:40How about this lovely tradition, Mr. Navarro?
12:42Greg, stop bonding and help me.
12:46Well, you take one grape for good luck for each month of the New Year.
12:50Yes!
12:51Look, would you guys please just listen to me?
12:53I can't hear you over the countdown.
12:55Eric.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Come.
12:58Which one?
12:59I'll tell.
13:00We, uh, I...
13:02We just...
13:03I'm...
13:04I'm only on me having sex with another guy.
13:06Oww.
13:07Those are for good luck.
13:16He's choking on them.
13:27Oh no, no, no, no, no.
13:29We're good.
13:30We're good.
13:31We're good.
13:32We're good.
13:33We're good.
13:34Happy New Year.
13:36Happy New Year.
13:37Do I get mine?
13:38Yeah, of course.
13:40Oh, of course.
13:41Another one for you.
13:43I want one more.
13:45For good luck.
13:46For good luck.
13:47Well, I need a second one, too, then.
13:50Okay.
13:51Should we free wake his?
13:53Well, my New Year's resolution is to never do something like this again.
13:59It's your turn.
14:02You!
14:04Oh, huh.
14:08No new resolutions for me. Everything's pretty perfect as is.
14:12Yep.
14:14So perfect.
14:16The truth is, Greg and I have been exploring an open relationship.
14:23Why? That's... wow. I can't believe it. But you know what? I love you, Cam. And I'm 100%. Support this decision.
14:36So, you both sleep with each other and other people. And other people with each other. And that makes you both happy?
14:48You got it. Basically, yes.
14:49Huh.
14:51Well, Abuela and Abuela did it.
14:54Abueli...what?
14:56Yeah, there were swingers in the 60s.
14:581969?
15:00No, Greg. 1962.
15:02Oh.
15:03You know, they've been together for over 50 years. And I think the reason why is because they allow themselves to explore new things, like you and Greg.
15:13Wait. So your parents were open. And Cam and I are open.
15:18Eduardo, we finally have something in common. I did it. I saved New Year's.
15:22So what have you told your mother?
15:27Why?
15:29What did she say?
15:34It was so great getting to spend some time with you tonight, Princeton. You're so funny. The way you kept pretending to be mad at me all night.
15:41Hilarious.
15:42Olive, Kat's really lucky.
15:53Bye!
15:57Kat, wait.
15:58I'm sorry for acting out tonight. I mean, look at me. I'm just not used to sharing.
16:09Although, Erasmus did say, there is no joy in possession without sharing.
16:16What I mean is, I'm sorry, Kat.
16:21Olive is perfect.
16:24I would like a redo of our date, though.
16:27I promise to be a good boy.
16:30Unless you want a bad one. I am so much better at that.
16:41That's the Princeton I like.
16:46Aww!
16:48Get out!
16:54Please!
16:58Wait!
17:00Was that just because they kissed?
17:06Leave no trace!
17:08Leave no trace! Leave no trace!
17:17Elsa! Elsa! Elsa! Let's move! Let's move! Let's move! Like we're in a fire! Let's go!
17:23I don't want to get caught! Let's go!
17:24I don't want to get caught! Let's go!
17:42Did we throw a party?
17:45I can't believe she won't even see me.
17:49Am I that disgusting?
17:51Sweetie, of course not!
17:53She just doesn't know what's going on yet.
17:56When I came out in high school, she was the understanding one.
18:00Like my dad was not even talking to me, but...
18:04She showed up to the church bake sale with this rainbow cake with rainbow sprinkles.
18:14I mean, it did not taste good, but...
18:18It was her idea.
18:20She wanted me to know that she was on my side and...
18:25I just really need my mom right now.
18:31I...
18:32I...
18:33No, I can't. Can you just...
18:34Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Cam, baby.
18:37I'm so sorry we didn't get to talk tonight.
18:38I just couldn't deal with what I thought I saw in your room that night.
18:43But your dad and brother filled me in.
18:45I know it's late now, but whenever you want to talk, I'm open to it.
18:49Love, Mom.
18:50Oh, almost forgot. I sent you a little something. Happy New Year's, Cammie.
18:51Cam, baby.
18:52Cam, baby.
18:53I'm so sorry we didn't get to talk tonight.
18:54I just couldn't deal with what I thought I saw in your room that night.
19:00But your dad and brother filled me in. I know it's late now, but whenever you want to talk, I'm open to it.
19:08Love, Mom.
19:12Oh, almost forgot. I sent you a little something. Happy New Year's, Cammie.
19:20Happy New Year's, Cammie.
19:23Happy New Year's, Cammie.
19:25Happy New Year's, Cammie.
19:43Oh.
19:45With rainbow sprinkles.
19:47oh is it good yeah
19:53it's better
19:55there you go
19:57there you go
20:17i said if you ever need me just call me
20:21like oh
20:23i said if you ever need me just call me
20:29like oh
20:31i said if you ever need me just call me
20:33i said if you ever need me just call me
20:37all the good news and i've been tripping over thinking everything cause my mind's all twisted
20:41i'm away from all my demons but they still gonna visit
20:43i'm tired for those times i hurt you but i wish i didn't
20:45but that shit is in the past and i know how to fix it
20:47we've been going through a lot of shit but baby we're still running
20:49now you're a little insecure but you're perfect tonight
20:51cause you know how much i love you from the letters that i've written
20:53i know i'm a little crazy and never protected
20:55when you come around a sec i go to everything
20:57my past won't ruin things but i won't let it
20:59pull up in a new weapon this shit electric
21:01my bad passing gloves but someone might you accept it
21:03so many people have left us upset
21:05when you stay with me i see that as a blessing
21:07baby i love you don't ever forget it
21:09you said that this past you've been boring and i know
21:11that's the shit that you ate barely talked
21:13what if it wasn't the morning i was trying to do something great
21:17but she roses when i was just pouring
21:19cause i knew that it would make your day
21:21and i could do your favor fool
21:23cause i need to make sure that you ate
21:25you're allowed to go through a cold
21:29you're an excellent day
21:31and the night what if you're going to do
21:33well i could do that
21:35and i'm going to go back into that
21:37that's a really good example
21:39it's a really good example
21:41but I'm not going back to it
21:43and it's a really good example
21:45because we have to make sure that you're going to believe
21:47when it's the right level
21:49and it's enough to get an answer
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