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Fake Dating The Quarterback on Christmas FULL EP
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00:00:00Oh, come on Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:17The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay.
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot. You can have this if you want. Okay, bye.
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Ah, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans? Anyone special are you going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right? Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:08I'm not joking, Chaser. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference, and I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:33Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:35Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I would...
00:01:49Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:56The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:27Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:29Don't touch me.
00:02:30It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:33Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay? Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:38You know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:41Oh, accident. You know you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:44Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:45Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:55I'm not! He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:03Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:04Well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see, uh, what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Fine.
00:03:22Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's gonna be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:43Felix! Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:48You think I love her?
00:03:51Your son's busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:02Felix?
00:04:04What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:08Sophie? My roommate? My best friend?
00:04:11Felix, we've been together for five years!
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me! How could you do this?
00:04:18You think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:20Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream, you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:29I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:31I don't know how to keep a man? No, maybe not. But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:37Oh!
00:04:40Damn! I thought football was brutal.
00:04:42Fetch!
00:04:45Look at you! You're in hate. That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:49My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie. He's used goods.
00:05:01That's right, run away! That's right! No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:04He does. This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:13I'm sorry.
00:05:23See?
00:05:25I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:29And I hate you, you bald-headed skank!
00:05:33Have fun.
00:05:35You bitch!
00:05:39You're gonna regret this!
00:05:42Okay, show's over. You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry. I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry for what? Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:53I mean, you are like a feral cat. You know that? You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:58Just stay the hell away from me, okay? And I hope to never see you ever again. Bye-bye.
00:06:03Fine!
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway!
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:17You will not believe the day I'm having. Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:22Interesting. I met an arrogant prick. Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:40By the way, no update today.
00:06:44My stuff. My computer. My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:48Holy shit. Get out.
00:06:53Holy shit. Get out.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:06Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:11I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:12I.
00:07:15Dumped.
00:07:17You.
00:07:19Smiley face. How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:29Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:31But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:35No.
00:07:37That was Mom's house.
00:07:42Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:45Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:48Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:53Yes!
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:57I get the red one.
00:07:58Okay, fine. I'll take green again.
00:07:59Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:05But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:09And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:16Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:25Great, I'll take it.
00:08:26Put up these decorations.
00:08:37Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:42What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:48You?
00:08:50Your house?
00:08:51I don't think so.
00:08:53I just rented it.
00:08:54Oh, you did what?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:00Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:03Wait.
00:09:05I have proof.
00:09:07Hm?
00:09:10The number you dialed is no longer a service.
00:09:14Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:19Let me guess.
00:09:20Not fitting.
00:09:21Just wait.
00:09:22Okay.
00:09:24Something's wrong.
00:09:26So.
00:09:27Leave or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:28Wait.
00:09:29Come on, please.
00:09:30I think I was scammed.
00:09:31I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:32That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:33Are you serious?
00:09:34Come on.
00:09:35I don't have any money.
00:09:36I was scammed.
00:09:37Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:38I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:39My house is not some charity motel princess.
00:09:40And I don't live with strange women.
00:09:41Please move.
00:09:42Please, please.
00:09:43I'm sorry.
00:09:44See?
00:09:45This key works.
00:09:46Don't you have family?
00:09:47It's Christmas.
00:09:48Bye.
00:09:49Come on.
00:09:50You're dressed so cute.
00:09:52That's a really nice thing.
00:09:53You're dressed so cute.
00:09:55You're dressed so cute.
00:09:57You're dressed so cute.
00:09:59You're dressed so cute.
00:10:01You're dressed so cute.
00:10:04You're dressed so cute.
00:10:05You're dressed so cute.
00:10:08That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:10Leave.
00:10:27Scammed.
00:10:28Homeless.
00:10:29Kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:31I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:33No, no, no.
00:10:34Lock it down, Shaisal.
00:10:35No sympathy.
00:10:36Hey, where are you?
00:10:37Tell me how to help.
00:10:38Cash?
00:10:39Cash?
00:10:40You're sweet.
00:10:41But no.
00:10:42I'm not a charity case.
00:10:43I'll figure it out.
00:10:44You're sweet.
00:10:45But no.
00:10:46I'm not a charity case.
00:10:47I'll figure it out.
00:10:48you're a good deal.
00:10:49Have a bad girl.
00:10:50No sympathy.
00:10:51No sympathy.
00:10:52No sympathy.
00:10:53Hey, where are you?
00:10:54Tell me how to help.
00:10:55Cash?
00:10:57You're sweet.
00:10:58But no.
00:10:59I'm not a charity case.
00:11:00I'll figure it out.
00:11:01You're sweet.
00:11:02But no.
00:11:03I'm not a charity case.
00:11:04I'll figure it out.
00:11:05I'll figure it out.
00:11:23How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:25I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:29Hey.
00:11:30Hello, Kitty. Didn't you hear me?
00:11:32Hey.
00:11:35Oh, my gosh.
00:11:37You're burning up.
00:11:40I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:44Okay? Come on.
00:11:45It's your feet. Come on.
00:11:49You just need to sit.
00:11:51Oh, no.
00:11:53Stay, please.
00:11:55I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:59Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:03I'm fine.
00:12:03No, you're not.
00:12:06Can you take this?
00:12:08What is it?
00:12:09This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:13No.
00:12:14No? Yes.
00:12:15You're burning.
00:12:16Open up, please.
00:12:19You are something.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28If you need me, I will...
00:12:31Don't need me.
00:12:33I like it.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:35Don't need me.
00:12:35Go.
00:12:39Go.
00:12:40Go.
00:12:42Go.
00:12:42Go.
00:12:43Go.
00:12:44Go.
00:12:45Go.
00:12:46Go.
00:12:49Go.
00:12:49Go.
00:12:50What? What did you do to me? You pervert!
00:13:09What? What did you do to me? You pervert!
00:13:13I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:17I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night
00:13:19and you slap me? What, do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:23No, no, no, wait. I'm sorry. I just thought that...
00:13:25Look, it doesn't matter. Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:30Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:32Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:34Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:37So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:40No, wait, please. I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:43I can pay rent.
00:13:44Yeah, okay, here. This should be enough for a motel
00:13:47and a bus ticket to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:50Now get out!
00:13:50No, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:53I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer
00:13:55and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:57And I will pay you back.
00:13:59Look, this is going to sound weird,
00:14:01but this was my mother's house.
00:14:04Okay?
00:14:05And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:06If you come home alone,
00:14:10I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:16Fine.
00:14:17You can stay.
00:14:19But I have conditions.
00:14:21Oh, yeah.
00:14:22You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:29My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:31You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:32That is the deal.
00:14:34In exchange, you can stay here until the years.
00:14:37You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement,
00:14:38you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44Rule number one,
00:14:45do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:48Easy.
00:14:49Rule two,
00:14:49no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:52In rule three,
00:14:53do not fall in love with me.
00:14:57Excuse me,
00:14:57are you mocking me?
00:14:59Is something funny?
00:15:00No.
00:15:01I just think that,
00:15:03I mean,
00:15:03this is very thorough.
00:15:07And I just got dumped,
00:15:09so trust me,
00:15:09that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:11That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:13A woman on the rebound
00:15:14meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:16I mean,
00:15:16you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:18You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:21You should consider writing.
00:15:34Oh, sorry,
00:15:35should have asked this.
00:15:35What's your name?
00:15:37Chasel.
00:15:40Chasel Brady?
00:15:43Got that.
00:15:45I'll get myself.
00:15:45Wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:47wait,
00:15:48you just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:50What do you mean by got that?
00:15:52Should I know your name?
00:15:55Oh,
00:15:55you're an actor.
00:15:58I don't do stage plays.
00:16:00Okay,
00:16:00football,
00:16:01the Super Bowl.
00:16:04Do you know how many women
00:16:04would kill to be in your position?
00:16:06Yeah,
00:16:06okay,
00:16:06fine,
00:16:07fine,
00:16:07superstar.
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:09Um,
00:16:09I'll go grab my stuff
00:16:10and bring it back.
00:16:11Oh,
00:16:16please remember to open the door for me,
00:16:18okay?
00:16:20That's my rule.
00:16:23Jesus.
00:16:25I mean,
00:16:25she just left like that?
00:16:30Sophie!
00:16:30My book.
00:16:39No,
00:16:39no,
00:16:39no,
00:16:40no,
00:16:40no.
00:16:45Sophie!
00:16:49Oh,
00:16:50I thought you weren't coming back,
00:16:51so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:54Garbage?
00:16:56Sophie,
00:16:56this is my life's work,
00:16:58my career.
00:16:59Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:05Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:10Funny,
00:17:10because at least my job pays the bills,
00:17:13whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:21Sophie?
00:17:22This is where your work belongs.
00:17:27Oh,
00:17:27what's going on,
00:17:37babe?
00:17:42Look who's here.
00:17:45My charity case ex,
00:17:46back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:48Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:51Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:54My boyfriend isn't a random guy,
00:17:56and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:00He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:01See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:03No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic,
00:18:05frigid woman like you.
00:18:07Unlike Sophie.
00:18:09She's carrying my baby.
00:18:10We're getting married.
00:18:11But if you really have nowhere to go,
00:18:13you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:15Take care of the baby.
00:18:16A driver?
00:18:34I mean, babe,
00:18:35I know you were desperate,
00:18:36but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:39She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:42Pathetic!
00:18:42Sorry, Emily.
00:18:55Babe?
00:18:55Hey.
00:18:56Bye.
00:18:57I know you.
00:19:01Holy shit!
00:19:02You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:05You and Dora?
00:19:06No way!
00:19:07Hey, Daniel.
00:19:08Grab her things.
00:19:09Just the suitcase.
00:19:11Thanks.
00:19:13Autograph?
00:19:14Maybe later.
00:19:15Come on, let's go.
00:19:16I almost forgot.
00:19:20How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:27Okay, how did you...
00:19:28No, why did you come?
00:19:30Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:32Everyone?
00:19:33Who?
00:19:33Wait, where are we going, Chaisal?
00:19:35You'll see.
00:19:36Just put this on.
00:19:37You're going to need it.
00:19:39Okay, don't look.
00:19:40Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:41Seriously.
00:19:43I'm looking out the window.
00:19:44Will, too.
00:19:47I...
00:19:48I didn't see anything.
00:19:58Stay close.
00:19:59Don't say anything.
00:20:00I don't know.
00:20:00I don't know.
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02I don't know.
00:20:03I don't know.
00:20:05I don't know.
00:20:05I don't know.
00:20:05Who's the blonde?
00:20:06Who's the blonde girl, Chaisal?
00:20:07Chaisal, who's the blonde?
00:20:08Give an answer for your fans.
00:20:11Holy shit!
00:20:13Who's the blonde?
00:20:13Who's the blonde girl, Chaisal?
00:20:15I know, it's Chaisal Brady.
00:20:16I know.
00:20:17That's a word for your fans.
00:20:19Please.
00:20:20You see it.
00:20:23Chaisal, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:25Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:28I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:31I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:37And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:40So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:44It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:46I introduce you to Doris Swift, my fiancée.
00:20:51How long are you doing here?
00:20:53Can you say something?
00:20:55Come on, man.
00:20:56Bring a bag.
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:58Oh, geez.
00:20:59Chaisal, this was not in the contract.
00:21:04You can stay with me for an entire year, and no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:09Or you could back out.
00:21:11Up to you.
00:21:12Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day, or are you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:30Thank you?
00:21:32For what?
00:21:33For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:37You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:39I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:44I told you that I'm Chaisal Brady.
00:21:46It's not my fault.
00:21:47You live under a rock.
00:21:48You know what?
00:21:49Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:52Oh.
00:21:53Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:55You're welcome.
00:21:56This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:17You wrote this?
00:22:20You wrote this?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:22Yeah.
00:22:23I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:25The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:27Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:29I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:31How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:33You call it romance?
00:22:35The love story in this is drier than weak old toast.
00:22:38Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:41I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:46Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:51One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:53You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:57Uh, get your estrogen just, like, firing on all cylinders.
00:23:02This is gold.
00:23:04Seriously.
00:23:05Okay, so wait.
00:23:06How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:11It's primitive.
00:23:13You can't help it?
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:19Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:21Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:27Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:34Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:35So, when you were helping me earlier, this happened...
00:23:44Don't.
00:23:45Even.
00:23:46Dream it?
00:23:47Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:48My house is a disaster.
00:23:50You probably should clean it.
00:23:51Thanks, Jim.
00:23:52Thanks, Jim.
00:24:00Oh, cool.
00:24:01I know these directors.
00:24:05Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:08He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:11He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:13Chasel!
00:24:14Chasel!
00:24:15Chasel!
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:18You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:23My house!
00:24:25My house!
00:24:26My house!
00:24:27What are you doing?
00:24:28Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:29Okay, I can see that.
00:24:31Why are you naked?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Gee, I live here.
00:24:35Okay, okay.
00:24:36Let's get one thing straight.
00:24:37This is my household, okay?
00:24:39I'm the boss.
00:24:40And frankly, millions of women would pay to see this!
00:24:43Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:45I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:49Hey!
00:24:50No!
00:24:51You don't see them.
00:24:52What do you want?
00:24:54Party!
00:24:55This party!
00:24:56Take me!
00:24:57No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:00But Edison Gray is going to be there!
00:25:02The Edison Gray!
00:25:03He's an investor and it could change my life.
00:25:05I'm dressed.
00:25:09Think about it.
00:25:10If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:13So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:15Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:17Think about it.
00:25:26You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:35Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:36Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:37Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:39Is this how you bag?
00:25:41Please, Mr. Brady, you are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:25:47You'll take me, won't you?
00:25:48Fine.
00:25:49I'll get you in.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:25:52Okay?
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:54That's on you.
00:25:55I'll get you in.
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:57But the people at this party... they're vultures.
00:25:58Okay?
00:25:59You gotta at least...
00:26:00you gotta do it.
00:26:01I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:02Okay?
00:26:03That's on you.
00:26:06But the people at this party... they're vultures.
00:26:08Okay?
00:26:09You gotta at least...
00:26:11I'll get you in.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:14But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you, okay?
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19That's on you.
00:26:22But the people at this party, they're vultures, okay?
00:26:25You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:29Can't you smell that?
00:26:31Smell what?
00:26:32It's the smell of poverty and failure in one.
00:26:36Apologize.
00:26:38Okay, Misha.
00:26:41Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:44Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:59Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:01Oh no.
00:27:02This ring...
00:27:04It fits perfectly.
00:27:05It's meant to be, I have to have it.
00:27:08I can't let them see me here.
00:27:11I can't let them see me here.
00:27:13Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:16This ring?
00:27:17It's everything.
00:27:18I...
00:27:19I need it.
00:27:20It fits perfectly.
00:27:21It has to be mine.
00:27:22Get it for me now, please, please, please, please.
00:27:24Are you writing?
00:27:26We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:29I'm staring at my nightmare.
00:27:31I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:33I wanna run.
00:27:35Don't let them win.
00:27:38Spit on them.
00:27:40I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:44Dora!
00:27:46I see you're here all alone.
00:27:50I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not gonna buy you anything?
00:27:55Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:27:59For you?
00:28:00Everything.
00:28:15What are you doing?
00:28:19Disgusting.
00:28:22Now he'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:26I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:30Could she be...
00:28:32No, no.
00:28:33Impossible.
00:28:34D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:36Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:39If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:42Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:45Bag it up.
00:28:47Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:50You got that?
00:28:51Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:56Going for 300,000?
00:28:59300?
00:29:01We will take it.
00:29:06Look at that.
00:29:08Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:09See that?
00:29:10There you go, Dora.
00:29:11Um...
00:29:13Don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:15I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:19Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:29:23That?
00:29:24Mm-hmm.
00:29:26God, you know what?
00:29:27It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:31Me too.
00:29:32You're just so adorable.
00:29:34Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:36That bitch!
00:29:44Are you done yet?
00:29:45We're gonna be late.
00:29:47Alright, I'm gonna count to three.
00:29:48If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:51One.
00:29:53Two.
00:29:57Um...
00:30:02She...
00:30:04She's amazing.
00:30:06So...
00:30:07How do I look?
00:30:08Money definitely makes things...
00:30:11Better.
00:30:12Um...
00:30:13I'll wait outside.
00:30:14Hey.
00:30:20Could you...
00:30:21Come in for a second?
00:30:27Uh...
00:30:28I need help with my zipper.
00:30:29Come on.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:36Thanks.
00:30:37I'll be outside.
00:30:51Get it together.
00:30:52She's Dora the Disaster.
00:30:53Not Lovely Dee.
00:30:54I'll be outside.
00:30:55Get it together.
00:30:56She's Dora the Disaster.
00:30:57Not Lovely Dee.
00:30:58I'll be outside.
00:30:59I'll be outside.
00:31:00I'll be outside.
00:31:04Get it together.
00:31:05She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:07Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:08Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:09Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:10Yeah!
00:31:11Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:43Oh my god, um, I am so sorry.
00:31:54That was a complete accident.
00:31:55Yeah, for sure.
00:31:57Did you plan that?
00:31:59Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:02That.
00:32:03Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:04Did I plan that?
00:32:05A little bit.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:10Hold that thought.
00:32:12Voila.
00:32:19Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:25Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:26I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Other foot.
00:32:34Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:37Okay, so Edison Gray is going to be here.
00:32:39I'm going to be fine.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:41Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:44These people can smell desperation.
00:32:46Starving animal?
00:32:47That's so rude.
00:32:48Just be cool.
00:32:49I'm not going to be like him.
00:32:50Oh my god, that's Edison Gray.
00:32:51Don't stare.
00:32:52Don't stare.
00:32:53Don't stare.
00:32:54Just look anywhere else.
00:32:55Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:56Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean my future will be brighter than the headlights on your
00:33:00G-Wagon.
00:33:01That's impossible.
00:33:02I just got new chrome.
00:33:05Do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:07The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:10Chazel!
00:33:11Glad you could make it.
00:33:12Edison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:15This is Dora.
00:33:16She is a writer.
00:33:18Oh.
00:33:19Oh, your hand.
00:33:20Hi.
00:33:21Hi.
00:33:22And she is brilliant.
00:33:24I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:26Really?
00:33:27You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you.
00:33:31I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:35Look at her.
00:33:36She's so plain.
00:33:38Please, Dora.
00:33:39It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:41You know him.
00:33:42He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:45Well, it's working.
00:33:47Look at him together.
00:33:48He looks so...
00:33:49...comfortable.
00:33:50I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:52Don't be silly.
00:33:53Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:56He's just trying to get your attention.
00:33:58He's America's quarterback.
00:34:00You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:02This whole fiancé thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:05Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:10It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:34:13She actually runs into the...
00:34:16Sorry.
00:34:17I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:19Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:21It's got potential.
00:34:22Really?
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:24Oh, I think that's...
00:34:25Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:26I gotta take this.
00:34:27Yeah, totally.
00:34:28Bye.
00:34:29Chazel?
00:34:31Long time no see.
00:34:33Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:36And this must be your new friend.
00:34:40Aura Vance.
00:34:41It's a pleasure.
00:34:42Oh.
00:34:43Don't take it.
00:34:44No.
00:34:47Who is this?
00:34:48Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation,
00:34:51because I put a no-home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:55Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:59She's just a clean ex.
00:35:01We broke up centuries ago.
00:35:03We just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:05She'll be gone.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:07I'll help you.
00:35:08But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:10Fine.
00:35:11I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:12You're a chief student.
00:35:13Well, Chazel.
00:35:14Aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:16I can do it.
00:35:17I'm Dora.
00:35:18It's nice to meet you.
00:35:19If I haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:21This is Dora, my fiancee.
00:35:33Oh my god.
00:35:34Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:36Who is that girl?
00:35:37I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult.
00:35:46Chazel.
00:35:47Always a comedian.
00:35:51Well, regardless, right?
00:35:53Congratulations, fiancee or not.
00:35:56But Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:00Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:03It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:04I would love to set up a meeting with you.
00:36:07Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:08Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:11Hold this.
00:36:14Oh, Eddie.
00:36:15Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:18But this?
00:36:20This is pathetic.
00:36:21You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:26It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:29Trash.
00:36:30Trash?
00:36:31No!
00:36:32No!
00:36:33No!
00:36:34No!
00:36:35No!
00:36:36No!
00:36:37No!
00:36:38Are you insane?
00:36:39Protect the paper!
00:36:40Come on!
00:36:41Come on!
00:36:42God!
00:36:43Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:36:45You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:36:46Oh my god, I wasn't drowning.
00:36:47It's cold.
00:36:48And this is my life, okay?
00:36:49This is my work.
00:36:50No!
00:36:51No!
00:36:52No!
00:36:53No!
00:36:54No!
00:36:55No!
00:36:56No!
00:36:57No!
00:36:58No!
00:36:59No!
00:37:00No!
00:37:01No!
00:37:02No!
00:37:03No!
00:37:04No!
00:37:05No!
00:37:06No!
00:37:07No!
00:37:08No!
00:37:09No!
00:37:10No!
00:37:11No!
00:37:12No!
00:37:13No!
00:37:14No!
00:37:15No!
00:37:16No!
00:37:17No!
00:37:18No!
00:37:19No!
00:37:20No!
00:37:21No!
00:37:22No!
00:37:23No!
00:37:24No!
00:37:25No!
00:37:26No!
00:37:27No!
00:37:28No!
00:37:29No!
00:37:30No!
00:37:31No!
00:37:32No!
00:37:33No!
00:37:34No!
00:37:35No!
00:37:36No!
00:37:37No!
00:37:38No!
00:37:39No!
00:37:40No!
00:37:41No!
00:37:42Is she really worth your reputation, Jaisal?
00:37:45Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:52Yeah, Daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:54It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:37:57How could you?
00:38:00Apologize to her now.
00:38:03Let's just calm down, Jaisal.
00:38:05All right, Aura, you did go a little too far, and that's fine.
00:38:09We'll just save it.
00:38:10This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:11Either she apologizes to my fiancé, or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:17What's it going to be?
00:38:20Can you just apologize, Jaisal?
00:38:25I apologize.
00:38:33Ready to go?
00:38:38I gotta be honest, though, Dora, she is fine.
00:38:41No, she is not.
00:38:42I caught like I see it.
00:38:44No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:46Pretty soon, I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:00Seriously?
00:39:01You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:39:04Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:05She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:12That's like someone being like, your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:17So, okay, one, they're vaulted.
00:39:21Okay.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23Two.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:25It's almost midnight.
00:39:27Decapitate her in your next draft, but please, please, please, just let me sleep.
00:39:31How are you so cold, okay?
00:39:37Why don't men know how to consult a hysterical woman?
00:39:44Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:47Be thoughtful and comforting and caring, okay?
00:39:51Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:39:53Come here.
00:40:01Come here.
00:40:05Like this?
00:40:18Are you feeling better now?
00:40:21Are you feeling better now?
00:40:23Today, he jumped in the pool to save me, and now he's comforting me?
00:40:29What?
00:40:42Christ, you know, you raccoon eyes.
00:40:44You're tragic.
00:40:46Bye, I'm waterproof next time.
00:40:48You go to bed.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Okay.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:53What the hell was that?
00:41:01I almost kissed her.
00:41:02The walking disaster?
00:41:04My heart never raced like this for Felix, not even once.
00:41:18So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:22Don't tell me I'm actually falling for him.
00:41:26Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:28I'm sure of that.
00:41:29Dora?
00:41:31She's just some random woman who happened to be in my house.
00:41:34That's it.
00:41:39Hey.
00:41:40What are you up to?
00:41:48Confession.
00:41:49I might be into someone.
00:41:51And it's terrifying.
00:41:52Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:42:05Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:09Fine.
00:42:09I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:17Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:25Oh, my God.
00:42:29What did you do?
00:42:31An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:34You are so drunk.
00:42:36What the hell is that you're doing?
00:42:37Oh, no.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:39You're so drunk.
00:42:39What's that?
00:42:40You're so drunk.
00:42:41You're so drunk.
00:42:41I love you.
00:42:42You're so drunk.
00:42:43Do you want to talk to me?
00:42:43You're so drunk.
00:42:43What are you doing?
00:42:45You're so drunk.
00:42:45Wait, Jesus, Chesu, stop, you're burning up, we need a doctor, now, come on.
00:43:04No, no, no, no, no, no doctors, no press.
00:43:09Are, are you serious right now?
00:43:12You're burning up.
00:43:13Imagine the tabloids, I'm doing two degree fever takes out Iron Man Chasel, no, I'd rather
00:43:22die.
00:43:23Wow, your damn ego needs an ICU of its own, also what the hell, did you get dumped by
00:43:31someone or something?
00:43:33Fuck, you are scarily perceptive and you're not crying, fine, die here, I'm not planning
00:43:42your funeral.
00:43:49She's kinda cute.
00:43:51I don't know what the hell is going to be, I don't know what the hell is going to be.
00:43:59Every romcom has this scene, girl finds the guy she's crushing on totally defenseless, passed
00:44:17out in front of her.
00:44:18Now comes the million dollar question, what's her next move?
00:44:25I don't know what the hell is going to be, I don't know what the hell is going to be.
00:44:32how crazy I am, how crazy I am, how crazy I am to live in the ICU, how crazy I am.
00:44:33You, I want to be very expert on the ICU.
00:44:34You're never caring for me.
00:44:37Since when did you take your temperature in my face?
00:44:39Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:50It's a European method.
00:44:52And it's very accurate.
00:44:54Right.
00:44:55And I'm the Pope.
00:44:58Bathroom.
00:44:59Now, Anissa, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:05Oh.
00:45:06Come on.
00:45:07Oh, me.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:09What?
00:45:10What?
00:45:11Chasel!
00:45:12I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:18Chasel?
00:45:19Are you home?
00:45:22Oh.
00:45:23Thank God.
00:45:24You're so heavy.
00:45:26Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:29What?
00:45:30You want to see me naked again?
00:45:32No.
00:45:33I just...
00:45:34I'm worried.
00:45:35What if you fall or something?
00:45:36I'm not so weak.
00:45:37Then I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:40Unless that's, uh...
00:45:42Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:46You're shameless.
00:45:48Whoa!
00:45:49Damn.
00:45:50You really went for that?
00:45:51It was an accident, I swear.
00:45:52Sure it was.
00:45:53It was.
00:45:54Oh, my God!
00:45:55Oh, my God!
00:45:56Oh, my God!
00:45:57Oh, my God!
00:45:58Oh, my God!
00:45:59Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:00What am I doing here?
00:46:01After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:14Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:16You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:21Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:26But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:46:31Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:46:34Uh, you know what?
00:46:36Case closed.
00:46:37Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:41So please leave.
00:46:42Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:47They want to see you.
00:46:49So you will bring your fiancée.
00:46:52Seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:55I can't, okay?
00:46:57I'm sick.
00:46:59I have a, uh, a really bad fever.
00:47:01Oh, yeah.
00:47:02Men don't get sick.
00:47:03They get dramatic.
00:47:05Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:09Be there.
00:47:12Oh.
00:47:13Yes, dear.
00:47:15Be careful.
00:47:16Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:19No, ma'am.
00:47:20I mean, what is a man?
00:47:22Uh, legs?
00:47:24A cock?
00:47:25And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:30Right.
00:47:31You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Dude!
00:47:37Come on, Grandma.
00:47:38Hey.
00:47:41Oh.
00:47:43Wow.
00:47:44Your grandma's so cool.
00:47:51Nope.
00:47:52Whoa.
00:47:53I can't do this.
00:47:54Your parents probably use solid gold toothpicks and I'm gonna say something stupid and then
00:48:00they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:48:02Think of it like, like research.
00:48:04My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:11Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:13I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:15She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:48:19Passed away ten years ago and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:23Oh.
00:48:24You ready?
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27Go?
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29You knock.
00:48:30Oh.
00:48:31It's all right.
00:48:32It's all right.
00:48:39Uh.
00:48:40Mom.
00:48:42Dad.
00:48:43This is Dora.
00:48:47So nice to meet you both.
00:48:52Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:00Mmm.
00:49:03Mmm.
00:49:06Mashed potatoes are really good.
00:49:09Didn't make this growing up, but.
00:49:13We saw Aura at the club.
00:49:16She looked radiant.
00:49:20Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:22You were a perfect match.
00:49:25Mom.
00:49:27Dora is right here.
00:49:28Please, show some respect.
00:49:30It's okay.
00:49:31Respect?
00:49:33For what?
00:49:34A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:49:40Let me be clear.
00:49:42That will never happen.
00:49:49You know what?
00:49:51I am not surprised.
00:49:53This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:49:55Jason.
00:49:56Watch your tone.
00:49:57We're stating facts.
00:49:58This family has standards.
00:50:01Your standard.
00:50:03Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:05Ow.
00:50:06You only care about money.
00:50:07About status.
00:50:08I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:12I can't think of one time.
00:50:14Grow up, son.
00:50:16You're not a person.
00:50:17You're a franchise.
00:50:18And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:21Her name is Dora.
00:50:23And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:50:26Okay?
00:50:27It's my life.
00:50:28I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:50:30Got it?
00:50:31Not why you parry my name.
00:50:33Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:38I don't want it.
00:50:43I'm sorry.
00:50:44Let's go.
00:50:45Now.
00:50:46Okay.
00:50:57Okay, Chasel.
00:50:58Slow down.
00:50:59It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:00No, you're right.
00:51:01I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:03Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:07They're just worried about you.
00:51:08That's all.
00:51:10Worried?
00:51:11Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:14I...
00:51:15Don't.
00:51:16Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:18Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:19I'm not defending them.
00:51:20I'm defending you.
00:51:21Okay?
00:51:22You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:25Look, you don't get it.
00:51:26Okay?
00:51:27You never will.
00:51:28You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:51:32You can't script real life.
00:51:35Okay, fine.
00:51:36Fine.
00:51:37Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:39I won't do it again.
00:51:40You can trust me on that.
00:51:42Just let me out.
00:51:43Let me out.
00:51:44Please stop the car.
00:51:45I am.
00:51:46Now.
00:51:49Fine.
00:51:51Enjoy your walk.
00:51:52Oh, I will!
00:52:00Wait, what?
00:52:01Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:04This isn't how it's supposed to work!
00:52:06Asshole!
00:52:10Doris?
00:52:14Damn it.
00:52:15Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:17She was just trying to help.
00:52:19You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:31Dora!
00:52:35Ian!
00:52:36She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere!
00:52:38How are you thinking?
00:52:39How are you thinking?
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:43Fuck!
00:52:45Ow!
00:52:50Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:53And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:52:58Your writing has soul.
00:52:59It's rare.
00:53:01Thanks.
00:53:04I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:07And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:10But not just a book.
00:53:12A whole bigger scale.
00:53:13A biography.
00:53:15A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:19Now, hear me out.
00:53:21Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:53:23I get that.
00:53:25But you, Dora.
00:53:27You have the keys.
00:53:32This is it.
00:53:34The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:36But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:39Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:41But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:44I won't call mine his back.
00:53:46You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:50And hey, I get it.
00:53:52I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:53:56But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:53:59Are you, Dora?
00:54:00You're the real thing.
00:54:02Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:07Look, I know.
00:54:08You're concerned.
00:54:10And you have every right to be.
00:54:12Every right to be.
00:54:14But the offer stands, okay?
00:54:17And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way...
00:54:23Call me.
00:54:29I will.
00:54:31Thanks.
00:54:33You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:35Yes.
00:54:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:44Don't you know this woman?
00:54:45No idea.
00:54:47You cheating skank.
00:54:49What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:52You don't deserve Chasel.
00:54:55Get out of his life.
00:54:59Enough!
00:55:04Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:06I was an idiot.
00:55:07Just, please, let me know you're safe.
00:55:11Okay?
00:55:19Look.
00:55:21I was angry.
00:55:23I...
00:55:24I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:26No.
00:55:27That's weak.
00:55:28Um...
00:55:29Ah.
00:55:34It was a bad play.
00:55:36I overreacted, and...
00:55:38Won't happen again.
00:55:40Yeah, that's better.
00:55:41I like that.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:51You got this, Chasel.
00:55:53Thank you, again.
00:55:55For everything.
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:57Of course.
00:55:58And I meant it when I said it.
00:55:59You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:02Seriously, though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:56:09I appreciate it.
00:56:10Of course.
00:56:12And...
00:56:13I will get this dry cleaned.
00:56:14Return it to you.
00:56:15That you will not do, because it looks way better on you, and you're gonna keep it.
00:56:18What?
00:56:19You're gonna keep it. It's great.
00:56:20It's a little dark.
00:56:21I think so.
00:56:24Chasel.
00:56:28Hi.
00:56:30I was calling you.
00:56:31Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:33My phone died.
00:56:34And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:56:39After a little incident.
00:56:43Great.
00:56:44Always playing the hero.
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:47Appreciate the assist.
00:56:48Of course.
00:56:49I'd love to.
00:56:50Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:53They're getting a little handsy.
00:56:55I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:56:58Oh, you do?
00:56:59Yes.
00:57:01Excuse me?
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:04Is that yours?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:07That's nice.
00:57:08Wow.
00:57:09All right.
00:57:10Well.
00:57:11On that note.
00:57:12My offer still stands.
00:57:13Thanks.
00:57:14And Dora, just remember.
00:57:15Keep that backbone.
00:57:17Hey, Sol.
00:57:18What is it?
00:57:19What is wrong with you?
00:57:20Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:23Excuse me?
00:57:24Excuse me?
00:57:25He was just helping me.
00:57:26Excuse me?
00:57:27He was just helping me.
00:57:28Excuse me?
00:57:29He was just helping me.
00:57:30Newsflash.
00:57:31You're my fiance now.
00:57:32That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray.
00:57:33Especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:34Cozying up?
00:57:35It's called basic human decency.
00:57:36Or was there a no friends clause in your contract?
00:57:37He's not some innocent fan boy.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:39He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:57:40Okay.
00:57:41So this is what's going on.
00:57:42What's going on?
00:57:43You're just jealous.
00:57:44Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:57:45Oh, I won't.
00:57:46Because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded
00:57:48in the middle of the street.
00:57:49Alone.
00:57:50Smells.
00:58:20I apologize with step one.
00:58:23You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:58:35Shit.
00:58:40Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:58:43They're getting a little pansy.
00:58:45He wasn't wrong.
00:58:47I made her a target then left her out there.
00:58:49And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:58:57A hypothetical question.
00:58:59If a guy messes up badly with a girl,
00:59:02what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:14How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:19He's into someone?
00:59:21Since when?
00:59:23Start with a real apology.
00:59:25No excuses.
00:59:27Then show you listen.
00:59:28A thoughtful gift.
00:59:29A real date.
00:59:30Actions.
00:59:31Not just words.
00:59:35Thanks.
00:59:36Good advice.
00:59:37Dora, are you awake?
00:59:38Dora, are you awake?
00:59:50Dora, are you awake?
00:59:51No.
00:59:52And go away.
00:59:54I'm officially boycotting you.
00:59:56Look, I get it.
00:59:58You have every right to be pissed.
01:00:00I'm sorry.
01:00:02Okay, I was a jackass.
01:00:05Leaving you out there was...
01:00:08It was unforgivable.
01:00:10And I just saw the news.
01:00:13The wine thing?
01:00:14I didn't know.
01:00:19Look, you were right.
01:00:21I don't own you.
01:00:23And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me
01:00:25the right to act like I do.
01:00:26Chasel is apologizing
01:00:33Good night
01:00:34Oh, and I got you an early Christmas present, so I'll just leave it at the door
01:00:56Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:26Christmas gifts
01:01:45For the writer who's going to change the world
01:01:48She deserves a sweater too
01:01:49P.S.
01:01:52Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:55Not as fake fiancées
01:01:56Just us
01:01:57An apology
01:02:00Some gifts
01:02:02And asking me on a date
01:02:04That's exactly what I told C to do
01:02:15Fine, you're forgiven
01:02:17And I guess my schedule is clear for tomorrow
01:02:20Your graciousness humbles me, your highness
01:02:25I'll try to be worthy
01:02:27To anyone coming for my fiancée
01:02:43The next photo you see will be a lawsuit
01:02:46We're happy, back off
01:02:49Merry Christmas
01:02:52Is this real?
01:03:01Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:04Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:11Chasel?
01:03:12Coming!
01:03:14Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:15Good morning
01:03:19We need to talk
01:03:20What are you not happy to see me?
01:03:24Oh gosh, Chasel must be suffering in this shoe box
01:03:34I can smell the regret
01:03:35Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:41Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me
01:03:44Now did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:49Don't act like Chasel cooks for you
01:03:50I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen
01:03:53And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that
01:03:57Like a little country mouse
01:03:59Not an ounce of womanliness
01:04:01Oh
01:04:02What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:06This
01:04:07Head to toe couture
01:04:09Chanel on my body
01:04:11Hermes on my arm
01:04:13Well, he's not here
01:04:16So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there
01:04:20I know that he's not here
01:04:22I came for you
01:04:24How much?
01:04:29To walk away from him
01:04:30God, the villainous offer scene
01:04:33I've written this a million times
01:04:36Time to improvise
01:04:37Ten million cash
01:04:40And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies
01:04:43Ten million
01:04:44Oh, that's not written in the story
01:04:49Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:54You have people to do that for you, you know
01:04:55Ten million?
01:04:58That's my going rate
01:04:59Twenty?
01:05:02Yeah, twenty
01:05:03Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:05Twenty million?
01:05:06What are you two robbers?
01:05:08Can't pay?
01:05:10Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then
01:05:12I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:14I mean, some love story
01:05:15Oh, but she can afford it
01:05:18This little country mouse
01:05:20She's not buying me
01:05:22She actually owns me
01:05:24Now, if you don't mind
01:05:25We have a date
01:05:26So, you need to go
01:05:27No
01:05:27Bye-bye
01:05:29I hope never to see you again
01:05:31Sick sweater
01:05:34Am I right?
01:05:35They're pretty sick
01:05:36That makes you look pretty good
01:05:37I know
01:05:39Chasel
01:05:40We need to talk
01:05:41I love you
01:05:43All right, come on
01:05:47Thank you
01:05:47What movie are we seeing?
01:05:50Uh, it's a new one
01:05:51You can tell me in the car
01:05:52Pebbles, wait, wait
01:05:53Don't
01:05:53You think you're going on a date?
01:05:57Not while I'm here
01:05:58You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:03Maybe, but let them
01:06:04Yeah, I don't care
01:06:05I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:11Follow that car and I will triple your rate
01:06:13My boyfriend's in there
01:06:15Since when am I your driver?
01:06:16And since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:18Since forever
01:06:19Just drive
01:06:20Extra butter
01:06:23The only way to watch a movie
01:06:24Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stars, right?
01:06:30Which is illegal in 12 states
01:06:32First of all, mind your own business
01:06:34And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:36Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse
01:06:38No, to be honest
01:06:39Or it has more talent than you
01:06:40I'm just, I'm just saying
01:06:41Oh, they're gone
01:06:43So when you said movie
01:06:48You meant a romantic movie?
01:06:51I heard girls like this movie
01:06:52And I think it'll help with your writing
01:06:55Excuse me
01:06:57What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:00Oh my god
01:07:01What are the odds?
01:07:02I love this director
01:07:03So I ran into Orr outside
01:07:06She insisted that we see this film
01:07:07Yeah
01:07:09Oh my god
01:07:12I just saw a rat
01:07:13At Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this
01:07:16Get up
01:07:17You weren't invited
01:07:18Dora was
01:07:20Don't look at me, troublemaker
01:07:23Inodora, if this is too loud
01:07:26We can always go back to my building
01:07:27There's a private screening room
01:07:29Or my place
01:07:30It could be really good for your writing, you know
01:07:32Can you not touch another man's fiancé?
01:07:35I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career
01:07:37Something she actually needs
01:07:38Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:40This is a movie theater on our swingers park
01:07:42Thank you
01:07:43I'm sorry
01:07:44I'm sorry
01:07:44Oh my god
01:07:46You're Chasel Brady
01:07:47And you're my fiancé
01:07:49No, no way
01:07:54Oh my god
01:07:54Huge fan
01:07:56Thank you, thank you
01:07:57Okay, you guys have fun
01:07:58Let me go get some work
01:08:00You know
01:08:01We'll be gone on
01:08:03You know, you and Edison would make a really great couple
01:08:09You should really consider taking him up on his offer
01:08:12Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world
01:08:16And you do?
01:08:19Of course I do
01:08:21His parents love me
01:08:22They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name
01:08:26But you wouldn't understand that
01:08:29Because you're just a gold digger
01:08:31Whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died
01:08:35Say whatever you want about me
01:08:39But don't ever bring up my parents again
01:08:42Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:51What the hell are you doing?
01:08:53Chasel, she attacked me
01:08:55I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy
01:08:57Oh, you liar
01:08:59I mean, I remind everybody
01:09:00There is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak
01:09:02So we need to go now
01:09:04Edison, take Dora out back
01:09:07I'll handle this
01:09:08Knock it off, Aura
01:09:19Don't pee like that
01:09:21Don't pee like that, Chasey
01:09:21Think clearly
01:09:23Our business
01:09:24A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense
01:09:29I'm the best option for you
01:09:32I mean
01:09:34Don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:39Are you okay?
01:09:43Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you
01:09:45I do
01:09:46I'm sure she was the one who started it
01:09:48Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:50Aren't you two friends?
01:09:51Because I've known Aura for years
01:09:52And I know what she's like when she's jealous
01:09:54Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it
01:09:56Okay, hold on
01:09:56Hold on
01:09:56You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:58You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:00Just don't assume
01:10:02When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself
01:10:04You're right
01:10:06Yeah
01:10:07I'm gonna go see you now
01:10:09Oh, no
01:10:11Hey, boy
01:10:13Dora
01:10:20Thanks
01:10:28We're done, Aura
01:10:29Stay away from both of us
01:10:31Don't touch me
01:10:35Dora, this isn't what you think
01:10:37Oh, isn't it?
01:10:38Since you're still clearly hung up on her
01:10:40Let's just throw this whole contract thing away
01:10:42I'm done being your fake fiancé
01:10:45When I get the money, please let me buy that house
01:10:49That's all I'm asking
01:10:51Look, the contract
01:10:52After everything
01:10:53You think any of this
01:10:55Defending you
01:10:56Jumping in a pool
01:10:57Is because of some sort of paper
01:10:58Is that really what you believe?
01:11:00I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel
01:11:02But I'm not here to be a third wheel
01:11:05A relationship for three?
01:11:07No thanks
01:11:08It's time I walk away
01:11:10I'm done being your fake fiancé
01:11:21Fake fiancé?
01:11:25Oh, you two are so, so screwed
01:11:29Dora
01:11:32Wait, I
01:11:33It wasn't what it looked like, okay
01:11:35Please just let me explain
01:11:37Explain
01:11:38What?
01:11:40It's Christmas Eve
01:11:41I thought I'd drop by
01:11:43It is a family time, you know
01:11:46I'll be staying over
01:11:48What's wrong?
01:11:50You look like you've seen a ghost
01:11:52Unless
01:11:54Unless
01:11:54Unless this whole engagement thing was a lie
01:11:57No!
01:12:01We're so
01:12:02Very much in love
01:12:03Chasel
01:12:04Dora
01:12:05You better be telling the truth
01:12:07Really
01:12:09I hope so
01:12:13You're so cute, Grandma
01:12:15We love you
01:12:15You know I love you
01:12:17Dora
01:12:25What you saw at the cinema with Aura
01:12:27It was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:29Oh, it looks like you were holding her
01:12:31And like you still have feelings for her
01:12:33I don't want to see you
01:12:34I was getting her off me
01:12:36And I told her very clearly
01:12:37That I am done with her
01:12:39You expect me to believe that?
01:12:41Yeah, okay
01:12:42Please, I was about to tell you
01:12:43There's just a lot of things going on
01:12:45I don't know
01:12:45Hey
01:12:46I don't want to hear it
01:12:47That was the last time
01:12:49I don't want to hear it
01:12:51Okay?
01:12:52That was the last time
01:12:53Tomorrow
01:12:55We tell your grandmother the truth
01:12:57Are you serious?
01:13:02After all that
01:13:03You still think this is about Aura?
01:13:05I mean
01:13:05How can you still not understand?
01:13:07It's not about that
01:13:08Understand what?
01:13:09What is it about?
01:13:14Understand
01:13:14Stop
01:13:15Understand
01:13:17Understand
01:13:17That the only one I love
01:13:19Is you
01:13:23You what?
01:13:32I said
01:13:32I love you
01:13:34And I mean it
01:13:35I think
01:13:38I think I started falling for you a long time ago
01:13:41And
01:13:43And
01:13:43Way before I ever notice you
01:13:47You've been staring at me?
01:14:16Just admiring the view
01:14:18Merry Christmas, Dora
01:14:27Merry Christmas, Jason
01:14:29All right, get up
01:14:34We're going out
01:14:35Where are we going?
01:14:37Christmas shopping
01:14:38I still need to get Grandma a gift
01:14:41Last minute
01:14:44I know
01:14:45All right, five more minutes
01:14:46We'll go
01:14:47Okay
01:14:48So comfy
01:14:50I know
01:14:50Okay
01:14:54How about this one
01:14:55It's perfect
01:14:58Yeah
01:14:59Really?
01:15:00Yeah
01:15:00We'll take it
01:15:02Okay
01:15:04I'll go take
01:15:05Oh my god
01:15:09You're Chazel Brady
01:15:11And that's Dora
01:15:12I saw your post on Instagram
01:15:14And it was so romantic
01:15:16You two are perfect together
01:15:18Thanks
01:15:19Yeah
01:15:20I'm done
01:15:40Being your fit, fiance
01:15:41Is everything okay?
01:15:52Grandma
01:15:52Just calm down, okay?
01:15:53We can explain
01:15:54We'll be there in ten minutes
01:15:57Is everything okay?
01:15:59We have to go
01:16:00Like now
01:16:01Okay
01:16:02Okay, Chazel
01:16:09What's wrong?
01:16:10You're making me nervous
01:16:11Our fight
01:16:12At the cinema
01:16:13Someone recorded it
01:16:15The entire thing
01:16:16What?
01:16:18It's everywhere, Dora
01:16:19Online
01:16:19Everyone thinks we're a fake couple
01:16:21Dad?
01:16:26What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:28Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:29My phone is blowing up
01:16:30The sponsors are saying you're a liar
01:16:31They're threatening to pull out
01:16:32I will handle the sponsors
01:16:33You better
01:16:34But Dora is my fiance
01:16:37And that won't change
01:16:39Chazel, this is all my fault
01:16:43If I hadn't jumped to conclusions
01:16:45About you and Ora
01:16:46If I hadn't just started this fight
01:16:48To begin with
01:16:49There would be nothing to record
01:16:50Hey, hey, stop that
01:16:51Okay, this is not your fault
01:16:53And believe me
01:16:54I'll handle everything
01:16:54I just need to go to the stadium
01:16:57Deal with the press
01:16:58The team
01:16:59Hey, can you just
01:17:00Talk to Grandma
01:17:01Explain what's happening
01:17:02Of course
01:17:04We're gonna get through this
01:17:07I promise
01:17:08No matter what
01:17:11I'm with you
01:17:12I'm telling you, Chazel
01:17:19It's the only way
01:17:20You released a statement
01:17:22Saying you've broken up with Dora
01:17:24And she was too emotional
01:17:26To say things she didn't mean
01:17:28It's clean
01:17:29Are you telling me
01:17:31To be a coward?
01:17:32Lie to the entire world
01:17:34And blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:36All right, then what's your play?
01:17:38The sponsors are ready to walk
01:17:40The best play
01:17:42Would be to marry me
01:17:45What?
01:17:46You
01:17:48Oh, I knew it
01:17:49You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:52I'm just trying to help the truth find the light
01:17:54Oh, seriously
01:17:56So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:01I'm sorry, Grandma Brady
01:18:03This is all my fault
01:18:05Nonsense
01:18:06This is the fault
01:18:08Of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:18:10And a man that doesn't know how to use his words
01:18:14Listen
01:18:16I've known my grandson
01:18:18His entire life
01:18:20And he has never
01:18:22Not even once
01:18:24Let another woman stay overnight in his home
01:18:28The fact that you're here now
01:18:31Shows that he is madly in love with you
01:18:34But his parents
01:18:37Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy
01:18:41I'll take care of them
01:18:43Chasel is head over heels in love with you
01:18:48Face it, Chasel
01:18:53I'm your only option
01:18:54You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:18:59There's one thing you should learn about me
01:19:01I don't respond to threats
01:19:04Because I told you we're done
01:19:07The only woman I love
01:19:09And that I will marry
01:19:10Is Dora
01:19:12And as for what you did
01:19:15My lawyer will be in touch
01:19:17Un-fucking-believable
01:19:23Dora!
01:19:27I'm home
01:19:28We need to talk
01:19:29She's gone, Chasel
01:19:32What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:34Where did she go?
01:19:36Gone
01:19:36Gone?
01:19:38Gone?
01:19:38Gone?
01:19:42I don't understand
01:19:44Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:48Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:50Oh, yes
01:19:51I trust him
01:19:53And that's exactly why I can't stay
01:19:57And become his weakness
01:19:59But don't worry
01:20:02In my story, I'm the protagonist
01:20:04And I need to write my next chapter
01:20:07You know my fans are waiting
01:20:08Come here
01:20:10I'll miss you
01:20:12You made the right choice
01:20:15In investing in Chasel Brady
01:20:17All right
01:20:18No!
01:20:22I can't believe you actually pulled it off
01:20:25And by yourself
01:20:26You seem to forget I'm the best player
01:20:28In football history
01:20:29They still count on me to win
01:20:31After Christmas break, okay?
01:20:33All right
01:20:34Crisis averted
01:20:35What's your next move?
01:20:39Go see about a girl
01:20:41Dora
01:20:46This
01:20:48This
01:20:50I cannot believe in a million years
01:20:52That you actually wrote your story
01:20:54It's amazing
01:20:56Thanks
01:20:56First time for everything, I guess
01:20:59I think this all just
01:21:01Taught me to finally be honest with myself
01:21:04You know what?
01:21:07I changed my mind
01:21:08I did
01:21:09I changed my mind
01:21:10I want to invest in this story
01:21:12Screw Chasel's autobiography
01:21:14Dora, do you realize that once people read this
01:21:17No one's gonna care about that video anyway
01:21:20Okay
01:21:22Well let me just publish a few chapters first
01:21:25Um
01:21:26My fans have been waiting forever
01:21:28Oh, I'm sure
01:21:28Okay
01:21:30Yes, there it is
01:21:33Wow
01:21:34Good job
01:21:36Thanks
01:21:37I hope they like it
01:21:39They're gonna love it
01:21:40I messed up
01:21:48I know the whole world saw us fighting
01:21:50But I swear
01:21:51Our relationship is real
01:21:54Dora's my fiance
01:21:55The only woman I love
01:21:57Dora, if you see this
01:21:58I'm sorry
01:22:00This story
01:22:05This story is me and Dora
01:22:08If that means
01:22:09Dora is D?
01:22:12Oh, I did
01:22:28Okay, so how did you
01:22:31You just told me yourself
01:22:34You know, I love the new story, by the way
01:22:42Our story
01:22:45So you're C
01:22:51Thank you for your advice before
01:22:56It definitely helped
01:22:58But, uh, this time
01:23:00I think I'm gonna do things my way
01:23:03Dora Swift
01:23:12Dora Swift
01:23:12I have fallen for you
01:23:15Irrevocably
01:23:16Completely
01:23:18Will you marry me?
01:23:21Will you marry me?
01:23:23Yes
01:23:24Yes
01:23:25Yes
01:23:26Oh my god
01:23:27Oh
01:23:28Oh
01:23:29Fight
01:23:32Come here
01:23:34You
01:23:36The best Christmas gift I've ever received
01:23:39I mean that
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