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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 Episode 2 -
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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking at you.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, see you next season.
00:39Hollander, see you next season.
01:09Let's go.
01:14Let's go.
01:27Let's go.
01:31I give you magic games, but I'm gonna get out soon.
01:35Oh, man, I'm gonna get out soon.
01:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:43And then I said you're gonna get out soon.
01:50Good job.
01:52Give you a hand.
01:54A golden star.
01:56You think you're clever.
01:58Good God.
01:59She took a break, made a mistake.
02:03When she met driver, get lost forever.
02:10Get lost forever.
02:14Get lost forever.
02:19You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:23Oh, you wanna take me.
02:24Close enough line, back out on the ice for Boston.
02:27Come on over the bus.
02:29You think I'm pretty, you wanna take me, you wanna get out soon.
02:31I give you magic games, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:35I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:39Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:46Oh, man.
02:47Good.
02:47You're coming, I'm pretty.
02:48I'm pretty.
02:49I don't want you.
02:50You're coming, I'm pretty.
02:51I know you're up at night, hushed over your phone like a tree.
02:55You're talking about a hill that's crooked from doing bad bites.
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power and your life.
03:09You're washed up and elegant
03:13I'm standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my heart
03:20You're sta-
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:34You say it's scary, yeah
03:35Most people do
03:38This is the real world, honey
03:40In spite of everything, I guess there's just no shit
03:44Nice try, now get out of the way
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hand
03:53I said I'll see you, you wanna be you
03:55You wanna be, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:59Nice try, get out of the way
04:04You're in our way
04:06Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:23I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:26I fucking mean what I mean
04:27You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:30What the fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:34Uh, no, thanks
04:34Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:37Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else
04:39I'm not even that much
04:41Whatever you need, Captain
04:43Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:47Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:58But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:07He had a hat-trick last week
05:08And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:12No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:13Thanks, guys
05:14Mm-hmm
05:44Mm-hmm
05:45Mm-hmm
05:46Mm-hmm
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06:00Mm-hmm
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06:07Mm-hmm
06:08Mm-hmm
06:09Mm-hmm
06:10Mm-hmm
06:11Mm-hmm
06:12Mm-hmm
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:51Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:58Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:07Again.
07:08Again.
07:09Again.
07:10Again.
07:13You will murder me.
07:19Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:48Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:10No, I didn't.
08:11So what do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:29Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38Have I hired someone?
08:40A designer.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44He's such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:52I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55You shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:17You still want?
09:19You still want?
09:28Don't worry, you'll be afraid.
09:36Wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
10:06Please don't go.
10:13Please don't go.
10:17Please don't go.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:28He's okay.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:54Is he okay?
10:56Oh, my God.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56What the hell are you doing?
12:18Another bed's all day.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:26I will show it now, okay?
12:52You killed me, London.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:02Worth the wait.
13:04I should go.
13:18I should go.
13:28Obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:32Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:42They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:50I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:52My father, yes.
13:54Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:56Cool.
13:58Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:00I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:02Dreaming of what?
14:04Bronze medal?
14:06You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:14Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:22Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:44For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:52What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:04All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:32Good boys.
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Vani.
15:37Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:38I mean, did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know.
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:47I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:49Uh-uh.
15:50See what I say this year, baby?
15:51We're fucking coming for you.
15:52Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:54You look great in silver, Vani.
15:55Don't even stress.
15:56Oh, good one.
15:58Does your room have that smell?
16:00Yes.
16:01Yes, it does.
16:02Is it black mold?
16:03Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:05Probably right.
16:06The good news is, we're not going to be here longer.
16:08Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:10My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:11We train together.
16:12Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:14I'd love to show up for him.
16:16Hell yeah, man.
16:17Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:20What do you mean?
16:21Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:26I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:30Hey, here's me.
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:35Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:37I'm getting because of the game.
16:38Oh.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:40You're going to be here.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Forever day your donut.
16:44You're going to be youress
16:46Oh, my God.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:49Oh, yes, that'snt good.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:53Yeah, yeah.
16:55People newly biggest new độngative but rupture the Minneapolis
17:02Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:14I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:32Hey.
17:40Not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here.
17:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:48Go sit down.
17:52We hit.
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:02Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:11No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:18You need to meet me.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:40No matter what.
18:43It's a shame for me.
18:44You must be a shame for me.
18:46After yesterday's game, you won't win...
18:52...Latwia.
18:53...Latwia.
18:55And he's still playing.
18:57How did you do that?
18:59Is it not sad?
19:00Not sad, Otec.
19:01Well, not so.
19:03They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:06It's not a game, it's a game.
19:08It's a real shame.
19:10It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:13Now I'm playing better than when.
19:16Our team is damaged.
19:19The team is playing.
19:20Playing?
19:21What is this American absurd?
19:23What is it playing?
19:25You, captain, you make them playing.
19:28You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:36Who is it to you?
19:40Your mother?
19:41What?
19:42Она не умеет этого делать.
19:47Нет, Otec.
19:51Мама умерла.
19:55Ты меня помнишь?
19:58Я имел в виду твоя мачеха.
20:01А где Полина?
20:04В Москве?
20:07Конечно.
20:11Нам нужно идти.
20:14На голове вечера.
20:18Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:23Да.
20:24Готов?
20:25Пошли.
20:26Конечно, вратарь всегда сынок.
20:29Нет.
20:30Все всегда убирается в витаре.
20:32А Владимиревич?
20:33Ну что с ним?
20:34Нет, ну он не был в форме.
20:35Нет.
20:36Хочешь.
20:37Хочешь.
20:38Пусть этот дом остается.
20:39Ему надо отдыхать.
20:40Еще призы всем в Америке.
20:42Надо зарабатывать.
20:44Хорош.
20:45Хорош.
20:46Слишком хорошее.
20:47Ужасно.
20:48Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:50Это всегда проблема.
20:51Лидерство.
20:52Потому что слишком всему вероятно.
20:55Слишком вероятно.
20:57Слишком вероятно.
20:59Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:02Ты же мой ангел.
21:03Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:05Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:07Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:10Я веду Лью в бар.
21:11Ему явно нужно еще один локал.
21:15Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:18А?
21:19С самого детства.
21:20Спасибо.
21:21Я ангел.
21:22Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:25Я хочу выпить.
21:27Мне было бы что-то поинтереснее.
21:37Давненько, Илья.
21:52Давненько, Саша.
21:59Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:01Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:05Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:08ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:11Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:14Когда есть, на что стоит обращать внимание у меня.
22:17В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:20Не имеет?
22:21Почему ты так решила?
22:23Мой отец…
22:24Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:27Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:30И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:36Правда?
22:37Да, правда.
22:38Хантри и адмирали не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:40На Нью-Джерси не пройдут через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:44Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:47В этом году?
22:48Да. В этом году. Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
22:54Откуда ты все это знаешь?
22:57А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:01Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:05Души.
23:07Это Восток. А потом ты сможешь победить…
23:10Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:13На Чикаго. Не то, что раньше.
23:15В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:19И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:22Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:25Нет, спасибо. Не пора спать. Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:35Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:38Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:42Увидимся после мигда.
23:45Пока, папа.
23:51Ну что?
23:55Как пари из Саша?
23:58О, там классно.
24:01Я просто обожаю это место.
24:05Клубы – это мал башки.
24:08Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:12А мальчики…
24:16Ты же видел французских парней?
24:19Да, Илья?
24:26Боже.
24:29Вообще ничего.
24:32Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:35Не шутишь.
24:38Не фиртуешь в ответе.
24:44Раньше ты был веселее.
24:51Будешь.
24:55Здесь?
25:05Серьезно?
25:07Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:11Если помни, ты меня не изменяй.
25:16Мужины дети, Саша.
25:17Да.
25:21Это точно.
25:27Прекрати.
25:29Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:34Нет.
25:35Ладно.
25:45Я найду вечеринку.
25:50Окей.
25:58Пока, Илья.
26:01Был рад тебя видеть.
26:06Вот это все!
26:18Что случилось?
26:23What am I supposed to do?
26:25I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:27Oh, my God.
26:31There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:38Unfortunately, it is.
26:39Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:41No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:43Fuck you, AJ.
26:44Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:46Stop!
26:47Boys, it's starting.
26:49Turn it up.
26:51It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:54You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
26:57Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:00A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:05He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:09Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:12Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:16I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:20I don't need to think about that.
27:22That was yesterday.
27:23That was before.
27:24Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:33Here.
27:34At home.
27:35Tonight.
27:36As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:41But I want to hear our fans.
27:43I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:50I know you can do it.
27:52I've seen you fucking do it.
27:54I've seen every one of you do it.
27:56So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:01Because this is our fucking night.
28:05This is our fucking cup.
28:08Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:11I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him the most.
28:28What?
28:29You hate Rosanoff.
28:30Of course.
28:31But he's very good at hockey.
28:34The best probably.
28:35Eh, nah.
28:36You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:42And that is that.
28:44The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:48What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:54Leading his team in block shots.
28:56In shots against.
28:57And obviously, in title match.
29:01Legend of LeBron!
29:03I'm literally hungry as a talk.
29:27Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:35Five seconds.
29:36Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:37What are we even doing?
29:40And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:43from Swanson,
29:44Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:53But the most important thing
29:55is the friends we make along the way.
30:00Hey, before we give out next award,
30:03can I get a selfie with you?
30:05What?
30:06Come on.
30:07When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:18Great.
30:19Give me your number.
30:20I'll text them to you.
30:21No chance.
30:22And the Lord Tower Award
30:25for most sportsmanlike player
30:27goes to...
30:27No chance.
30:29I'll text them to you.
30:30No chance to...
30:30No chance to...
30:31No chance to...
30:31No chance to...
30:32No chance to...
31:04Well...
31:11What?
31:13What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:16You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:20You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:26So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:31Well?
31:34I want you to suck my dick.
31:37Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:43I want you to suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
31:48I want you to suck my dick.
31:51I want you to suck my dick.
31:52I want you to suck my dick.
31:55I want you to suck my dick.
31:56I want you to suck my dick.
31:57I want you to suck my dick.
32:00I want you to suck my dick.
32:04I want you to suck my dick.
32:05I want you to suck my dick.
32:06I want you to suck my dick.
32:07I want you to suck my dick.
32:08If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you'll have
32:13to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:26I want you to suck my dick.
32:27Please.
32:28No.
32:29What?
32:42What?
32:44No.
32:46We'll go back to our seats,
32:49watch the rest of this boring show,
32:51and then go to boring party after.
32:54And then, when you might have been waiting all night,
32:58you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:01and I will maybe, maybe,
33:04do more than just suck your dick.
33:08When did your English get so good?
33:11I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:16Really?
33:17No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:22Your dad loves it.
33:24Ah.
33:26So being boring is, is genetic.
33:29Wow. Genetic.
33:36Let's make a deal.
33:38If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:46And if you win?
33:47You win.
34:05Good luck coming.
34:06Good luck coming.
34:07Good luck.
34:17Good luck.
34:22There are gonna be...
34:24This is my favorite.
34:25This is my favorite.
34:26This is my favorite.
34:28This is my favorite.
34:29This is my favorite.
34:30I'll talk to you guys.
34:31I'll talk to you guys.
34:52Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:23What?
35:28What?
35:31Just a lot of windows.
35:34What?
35:35Just a lot of windows.
35:36What?
35:37Just a lot of windows.
35:38What?
35:39Just a lot of windows.
35:44Good.
35:45Now get on the bed.
35:46What?
35:47Just a lot of windows.
35:48Good.
35:49Now get on the bed.
35:51Good.
35:52Now get on the bed.
35:53Good.
35:54Now get on the bed.
35:58Good.
35:59Now get on the bed.
36:03Good.
36:04Now get on the bed.
36:10Good.
36:11Good.
36:12Good.
36:13Good.
36:14Good.
36:15Good.
36:16Good.
36:17Good.
36:18Good.
36:19Good.
36:20Good.
36:21Good.
36:22Good.
36:23Good.
36:24Good.
36:25Good.
36:26Good.
36:27Up.
36:28Good.
36:29Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:31What?
36:32Show off from me.
36:33I want to watch you.
36:34You what?
36:35It's my special day, Hollander.
36:36I want to watch.
36:38I've never.
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:42Give me some vodka at least.
36:44No.
36:45No.
36:46Vodka is for after.
36:47It's your reward.
36:56Do you want to know how it feels?
37:26Holding the cup.
37:29You fucking asshole.
37:31I can barely describe it.
37:33Oh my God, Hollander.
37:48Fuck.
37:56Are you gonna fuck me?
38:00We will see.
38:04I need...
38:07What?
38:08You know.
38:09Tell me.
38:13You.
38:19I need you.
38:20I need you.
38:49I need you.
38:59I need you.
39:01I need you.
39:06So Russia this year was something else.
39:28It's intense there.
39:29So are you heading back soon?
39:38Back.
39:40To Russia for the summer?
39:43Oh, yes.
39:50Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:56Do you have to?
39:57There is no have to.
40:00It's home.
40:03Yeah, but I don't know.
40:07Is it safe?
40:09What do you mean, safe?
40:12I don't know.
40:15Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:25A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:37Oh.
40:39Yeah, me too.
40:40I should have.
40:41So, uh, I'm off.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
40:54I don't know.
40:55I don't know.
40:56I don't know.
40:56I don't know.
40:57I don't know.
40:57I don't know.
40:58I don't know.
40:58I don't know.
40:59I don't know.
40:59I don't know.
41:00I don't know.
41:00I don't know.
41:00I don't know.
41:01I don't know.
41:01I don't know.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:03I don't know.
41:03I don't know.
41:03I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:04I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:08I don't know.
41:08I don't know.
41:24Let's go.
41:54Let's go.
42:24Let's go.
42:54Let's go.
43:24Let's go.
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