00:00Khloe Kardashian gets her knees sucked by a stranger.
00:05You heard me right?
00:06Kanye West is making his own church and Blac Chyna got accepted to Harvard.
00:13Hey guys, it's Ali for Hollywood Life with your Kar Jenner update starting with Kanye
00:18because People Mag reports he wants to start his own church.
00:21That actually makes sense.
00:22Who didn't see that coming?
00:24The site claims Kanye really got inspired after his Sunday service at Coachella.
00:28But let's be real, this was definitely brewing in his head for a minute.
00:32Or maybe he was inspired after TMZ reported there was a huge herpes spike at Coachella
00:36because people really need Jesus right now.
00:39The site claims Kanye wants to show his love for Jesus through the arts and community.
00:43He wants his kids to be raised in faith and I think that's great.
00:46I'm just not a crazy fan of selling church themed merchandise for insane prices like $50 socks.
00:52Come on, Easy.
00:53Are you supporting the Lord or Lord Disick?
00:56Speaking of faith, Khloe calls out Kim K on her beliefs.
00:59I love connecting with the spirit world.
01:01We just are so open to whatever and we just take it for what it is.
01:04Yeah.
01:05I believe in everything.
01:07Except for unicorns, you don't.
01:10And mermaids, they're real.
01:12I don't know.
01:13Kim K believes in healing crystals and not mermaids.
01:16Has she not seen Aquaman?
01:18I'm pretty sure that was a biopic.
01:20But anyway, the two are in Bali to spiritually heal from life's problems.
01:24Although it is spiritual, Kim is forced to cut her hair and dump it into the ocean.
01:28And there's some sexy knee sucking involved.
01:31There is a lack of Kapoor with your knees.
01:44This is definitely not what I thought was going to happen during this reading.
01:47This is the weirdest thing I've seen in a minute, which is saying a lot for the Kar Jenner's, I feel.
01:53On to Blac Chyna going to Harvard, which is weird and a weird transition.
01:58Put some respect on my name.
01:59She's been accepted to take a course at their business school.
02:02Online.
02:03TMZ reports she got her admissions letter for business analytics so she can interpret data better and make that serious moolah.
02:10Pretty dope.
02:11Chy also told the site, quote,
02:13Where I'm at now is a stage of realization and growth.
02:16I want to be great for myself and my kids.
02:18School is going to help me take things up a couple notches.
02:21People are always talking about me.
02:23Might as well talk about the good.
02:24I'm excited for the next chapter.
02:26But alright, short Kar Jenner update.
02:28We'll probably have more tea tomorrow.
02:30And for now, hit the sub, like and bell button and follow me on social media at Ally Stagnita.
02:33Bye guys.
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