Rihanna BBHMM Music Video Breakdown

If you see Rihanna with a big box in the elevator…take the stairs.

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00:00These are your top five lessons from Rihanna's bitch, uh, female dog better have my money music video.

00:05One, if there's an elevator with Rihanna and a box big enough to fit in, take the stairs.

00:11Two, if Rihanna invites you to play tetherball in a barn, you should have taken the stairs.

00:16Three, just because you've been on three episodes of CSI and two episodes of Law & Order does not make you a great police officer.

00:30Four, flare guns make for fun afternoon fireworks.

00:34And five, Rihanna has been watching way too much Dexter.

00:50So wait, I'm confused. Did the dog ever give Rihanna her money?

00:54It's a bitch joke. Can you get it?

00:56Yeah, bitch, but I have my money.

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01:01Bitch, but I have my money.