00:00This week is all about butts.
00:02Kourtney's, Kendall's, Kim's.
00:04The Kardashians are obsessed.
00:08Hey, guys, it's Ali with your weekly Dash Cap.
00:10And this week, Keeping Up drops some scenes of Kylie and Kendall
00:13hitting the Met Gala, or as Kendall calls it.
00:15The Metballa is a Metballa.
00:19Kendall looked amazing, though.
00:21In this sheer La Perla, everyone remembers this gown.
00:23And since butts are the theme of this episode,
00:26Khloe has thoughts on Kendall's.
00:28You have the cutest little butt I've ever seen in my life.
00:30If I had your body, I'm walking around in that.
00:34No to give.
00:35I don't give a .
00:36I'm just perfect.
00:37Now we've seen behind Kylie's Metball situation,
00:40she was scared to go alone and felt like she had no friends.
00:42Why don't you go in and literally have no friends?
00:45Stand in the corner.
00:46Jaden, are you not coming?
00:48I'm here right now.
00:49You're there?
00:50I'm going to come find you.
00:51I don't have any friends.
00:52Kim, however, takes high maintenance to a new level.
00:55She panics and sweats and needs a hairdryer on her dress
00:58for some reason, which caused a blackout in those giant SUVs
01:02the Kardashians used to travel.
01:04The fallout from Kim's unflattering Mexican butt photos
01:07also continues this week.
01:09Princess K is completely freaking out about all the negative
01:12tabloid headlines.
01:13I don't know, it was like a really, I looked like 500 years old.
01:15Like, my face was so ugly.
01:16And then it's on the media.
01:18Kim's aging.
01:19Her face is so ugly.
01:20Like, the worst story.
01:21Kourtney and Khloe team up to help Kim by secretly deleting
01:24all the gossip apps she's obsessing over, like TMZ
01:27and Daily Mail.
01:28No word if she deleted the Hollywood Life app.
01:30Wait, no, sorry.
01:31We don't have an app yet.
01:33Kourtney, meanwhile, is fully confident about her butt, though,
01:36and strips down so she can get this supposed
01:38anti-cellulite butt massage.
01:40Which, OK, it doesn't really look like she needs it.
01:44Also, don't be fooled.
01:45You can't massage away cellulite.
01:47By the way, want to know how Kourtney stays fit?
01:49Well, she doesn't waste time doing dumb stuff
01:51like reading the news.
01:52News about what?
01:53What news are you learning?
01:54On the Daily Mail, that's how I learn all my news.
01:57No.
01:57Of what's going on in the world.
01:58No, I don't read any news.
02:00And I'm fine.
02:01And I'm happy.
02:02Not enough Jenners this week, in my opinion.
02:05But next week, Kendall falls off a bicycle.
02:08So you're going to want to see that.
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02:12And don't forget to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
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