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a contract for two
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00:00:00If Alex just kissed that dude?
00:00:04That was unexpected.
00:00:11Real romantic, Watson.
00:00:13We need people to buy this, right?
00:00:19They signed a freaking contract?
00:00:22Unless we make it real.
00:00:30Then why are you shaking?
00:00:33You stay the hell away from me!
00:00:35You wouldn't be thanking me if you knew.
00:00:37I was Alex's fiancÃĐe.
00:00:40FiancÃĐe?
00:00:41Sounds exciting.
00:00:45Xavier, wait!
00:00:47Stay away from me!
00:00:48We're done!
00:00:49Xavier, because all I ever wanted
00:00:51was to be with you.
00:01:00Is that Alex?
00:01:09Dang!
00:01:11No wonder you've taught
00:01:12most bangable enlisted
00:01:13three years running.
00:01:15He's so fine.
00:01:16Yeah, rich daddy on the school board.
00:01:18Isn't it?
00:01:19Today's a student president election?
00:01:21No chance anyone's beating him.
00:01:24So, who's this new guy I'm up against?
00:01:27Any dirt?
00:01:27Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky.
00:01:31Still fit, though.
00:01:32Number two on the bangable list,
00:01:34so right behind you.
00:01:36Bit of a loner?
00:01:37Never heard of him.
00:01:39I told you!
00:01:40Don't come home without the cash!
00:01:44Hey!
00:01:46This is St. Mountain High.
00:01:47Not a freaking pub.
00:01:52Fine.
00:01:53But you won't outrun this.
00:01:56You okay?
00:01:57Good God, you control me.
00:02:00Your touch will be at so holy.
00:02:05Not even a thank you?
00:02:08Starlight shining for me.
00:02:10At least tell me your name.
00:02:11Burning so bad.
00:02:12It's not important.
00:02:13I'll never look away.
00:02:18And that is Xavier Miller.
00:02:20All right, Xavier.
00:02:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:02:32All right, let's begin.
00:02:34The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
00:02:37Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:02:41Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:02:47Just stating the facts?
00:02:49Uh, we're gonna take a quick five-minute recess.
00:02:52Here's another fact, genius.
00:02:57That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:03:01So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:03:05Oh, I did you.
00:03:15Like, what a distance to the moon.
00:03:21I hope I'm not seeing this too soon.
00:03:30But I'll do all I meant to do.
00:03:34Because I'm right next to you.
00:03:37What the actual fuck?
00:03:56That was unexpected.
00:03:59Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:04:02I thought you got a gays.
00:04:05Hey, you good?
00:04:07I want everything on him.
00:04:09And I mean everything.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:25I just sold the damn house.
00:04:30What?
00:04:32You had no right.
00:04:33That's all Mom left us.
00:04:35Where will we live now?
00:04:36You want to see your old man?
00:04:37Get beaten to death?
00:04:40By lung sharks?
00:04:43I need the money.
00:04:46How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:49Eight o'clock tonight, school cafe.
00:05:01Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:05:04Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:05:15I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:17I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:31I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:33I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:34I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:44What?
00:05:45Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:05:48A contract? Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:05:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:05:57Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:06:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:06:05And I need to fix my reputation.
00:06:08And well, dating in the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:06:14You investigated me?
00:06:16It's more like damage control.
00:06:19You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix it.
00:06:24If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:06:31Hell no. No, no, no. You see, this is just business.
00:06:40Duration?
00:06:41Until the election's over.
00:06:43I love you.
00:06:53Keep it professional, Watson. Don't get any ideas.
00:06:57Don't you worry. Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:07:07You look in my eyes and I already hope this lasts.
00:07:13Trying hard not to jump, not to move too fast.
00:07:19Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:31Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:34No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:07:38You should probably tell your heart rate that. Jumping like crazy in there.
00:07:42Whatever. I'm leaving.
00:07:44Hey, did I say you could leave? We have a frat party to hit.
00:07:49It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:07:52Is this part of the PR stem, too?
00:08:02Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship, now is it?
00:08:06Let's make it believable.
00:08:08Hey, look out. It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend.
00:08:12What's in your leg? You know what that means, right?
00:08:16Penalty round.
00:08:20Let's go.
00:08:22Alright, boys. Rules are simple. Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:08:26No hands allowed. No dropping.
00:08:35Do we really have to do this?
00:08:37Are you scared?
00:08:42Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:45Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:47I couldn't.
00:08:48Normally, you can go.
00:08:50It's so funny.
00:09:10What do we do?
00:09:12I didn't go.
00:09:14I didn't get to cheat.
00:09:15Did you just do something?
00:09:16What the hell is wrong with you, we need people to buy this, right?
00:09:44What's that?
00:09:46Extra credit homework?
00:09:48Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
00:09:50Voters aren't convinced.
00:09:53Well...
00:09:56Road tip, genius.
00:09:58Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:10:12You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:10:14Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:10:18And Mark set up that whole livestream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
00:10:23You didn't think to ask me first?
00:10:26Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:10:32Oh, aren't you guys getting a load of this? A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:10:45You need a shower.
00:10:46Fine.
00:10:47Fine.
00:10:48But you're joining me.
00:10:50And Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
00:10:53It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:55Come on, grab me a towel.
00:10:56You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:11:00I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:11:01I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:11:05What?
00:11:06Why?
00:11:07Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:08You can have a quick look if you want.
00:11:09Maybe a...
00:11:23A little touch?
00:11:24What?
00:11:29Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:32You can have a quick look if you want.
00:11:34Maybe, uh...
00:11:36A little touch?
00:11:39Am I gonna stop you?
00:11:54By popular demand, you ask, and we answer.
00:12:04Question number one.
00:12:06What was your first impression of each other?
00:12:08He's loud.
00:12:09Seriously.
00:12:10Well, my first impression of him was...
00:12:13Who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:12:18It was harsh, I gotta admit, but...
00:12:21Boy, was it cute.
00:12:22Still loud.
00:12:24Question number two.
00:12:26What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:12:29Um, I don't know.
00:12:31A sense of responsibility, maybe?
00:12:33Thanks.
00:12:34Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:12:38Excuse me?
00:12:40Long, elegant, very skillful.
00:12:45Alright, next question.
00:12:47Next question is...
00:12:48Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:51Guys.
00:12:52Major problem.
00:12:53Someone leaked the contract?
00:12:54Everyone knows you're faking right now.
00:12:55Oh my god.
00:12:56Did y'all see this?
00:12:57They signed a freaking contract?
00:12:58Yes.
00:12:59I thought they were gold.
00:13:00What a scam.
00:13:01I thought they were gold.
00:13:02What a scam.
00:13:03What a scam.
00:13:04The final debate is in three days.
00:13:06If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
00:13:07Can I know, Mark?
00:13:08I already got people chasing me.
00:13:09I know, Mark.
00:13:10I know, Mark.
00:13:11I already got people chasing the hack.
00:13:12Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:13:13Oh god.
00:13:14Oh my god.
00:13:15I know, Mark.
00:13:16I know.
00:13:17I know, Mark.
00:13:18I already got people chasing the hack.
00:13:19Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:13:20Oh god.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:22So, what are our options, huh?
00:13:23Oh my god.
00:13:24Oh my god.
00:13:25Did y'all see this?
00:13:26They signed a freaking contract?
00:13:27Yes.
00:13:28I thought they were gold.
00:13:29What a scam.
00:13:30Oh my god.
00:13:31I know, Mark.
00:13:32I know, Mark.
00:13:33I already got people chasing the hack.
00:13:34Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:13:35Oh god.
00:13:36Okay.
00:13:37So, what are our options, huh?
00:13:38Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:13:39There's no denying it.
00:13:40Unless...
00:13:41Unless...
00:13:42What?
00:13:44Unless we make it real.
00:14:00Unless we make it real.
00:14:07unless we make it real
00:14:10Xavier, I
00:14:14I don't care if the contract was fake
00:14:16all I know is at some point it stopped being
00:14:18pretend to me
00:14:19I couldn't stand you at first
00:14:21typical quarterback, arrogant
00:14:24fully yourself
00:14:26but then I saw you after practice
00:14:29pushing yourself harder
00:14:30than everyone else
00:14:31and I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates
00:14:34and the way you'd look at me
00:14:36in class
00:14:37Xavier, I
00:14:39do you honestly think I've been faking this all the time?
00:14:56the hacker broke into your laptop
00:14:58the whole school is watching his feed right now
00:15:01holy shit
00:15:16I can fake confidence during debates
00:15:24smile through press conferences
00:15:26even pretend I care about school traditions
00:15:28that I don't even like
00:15:29there's no way I could fake this
00:15:31and yeah, maybe it started
00:15:34as a deal
00:15:35but
00:15:35now
00:15:36everything I said was true
00:15:40cut
00:15:47that
00:15:51was perfect
00:15:52at least the votes won't go down now
00:15:55I've done my bit
00:15:56I've done my bit
00:15:57I've done my bit
00:15:59hey
00:15:59okay
00:16:00thank you
00:16:02just doing what we agreed
00:16:05but seeing you hurt
00:16:08was never part of the deal
00:16:09I owe you
00:16:15Xavier
00:16:16and listen
00:16:18whatever happens
00:16:19with the election
00:16:20I just
00:16:21it's nothing
00:16:21just stick into the script
00:16:24right?
00:16:26you sure that's all it is?
00:16:27you sure there's no
00:16:29hidden feelings creeping up?
00:16:32god, you never stop
00:16:33did you?
00:16:34dead end on the hacker
00:16:36whoever it was
00:16:38was bouncing off
00:16:38multiple VPNs
00:16:39great
00:16:41so we're dealing with the pro
00:16:43listen
00:16:44everybody
00:16:45is going to be watching
00:16:46your every move
00:16:47okay
00:16:48every look
00:16:48every moment
00:16:49has to be authentic
00:16:51we got this
00:16:54right?
00:17:00oh shit
00:17:01left my football gear at home
00:17:04and the school paper
00:17:05shoots tomorrow
00:17:06you want to come with?
00:17:09sure
00:17:09because I've got
00:17:10nothing else to do
00:17:11come on
00:17:12okay
00:17:18something is definitely
00:17:20going on between those two
00:17:21whoa
00:17:31this is your average
00:17:33family home?
00:17:34it's my father's place
00:17:35not mine
00:17:36meaning?
00:17:37meaning?
00:17:37meaning I have
00:17:39an older half-brother
00:17:40and a dad
00:17:41who's super big
00:17:41on competition
00:17:42so
00:17:42if I want any part
00:17:44of this
00:17:45family fortune
00:17:46then
00:17:47I have to beat them
00:17:48winning that election
00:17:52it's a first step
00:17:54keep your family drama
00:17:56to yourself
00:17:57we're not your therapist
00:17:58you're serious
00:18:01I thought you were the one
00:18:03who wanted to make this
00:18:03look believable
00:18:04fine
00:18:05I'll keep your sad
00:18:07rich boy drama
00:18:08in mind
00:18:08shut up
00:18:09come on
00:18:10alright well
00:18:14I need to go grab my jersey
00:18:15but
00:18:16why don't you read a book
00:18:17or something
00:18:17well well
00:18:29I didn't expect to see you here
00:18:32sorry
00:18:33do I know you?
00:18:38you must be
00:18:39Xavier
00:18:40the famous boyfriend
00:18:42and
00:18:43and you are?
00:18:44I'm Noah
00:18:45Alex's older brother
00:18:47ouch
00:18:50cold reception
00:18:52so
00:18:54has Alex's fiance
00:18:55met you yet?
00:18:58fiance?
00:18:59oh
00:18:59did he leave out
00:19:01that little detail?
00:19:04this whole fake boyfriend thing
00:19:05he's done it before
00:19:06left quite the trail
00:19:08of broken hearts
00:19:09what are you implying?
00:19:13Alex
00:19:13doesn't date guys
00:19:15you'll only get yourself hurt
00:19:17you deserve to be
00:19:19with someone better
00:19:20someone like me
00:19:22are you insane?
00:19:24I'm just gay
00:19:25and observance
00:19:27let's not pretend
00:19:30that you're straight too
00:19:31now sweetheart
00:19:31get off
00:19:38I'm not
00:19:38then why
00:19:39are you shaking?
00:19:40you're seriously messed up
00:19:42it takes one to know one
00:19:43you can't lie to yourself forever
00:19:46Alex
00:19:48can offer you fame
00:19:49money
00:19:50all the shiny things
00:19:51in life
00:19:51but I can offer you
00:19:53something he never could
00:19:54something real
00:19:55get off
00:19:58what the fuck
00:19:59are you doing?
00:20:01excellent timing
00:20:02little brother
00:20:03you stay
00:20:05the hell away from me
00:20:07you hear me?
00:20:09relax babe
00:20:14it's just some friendly competition
00:20:16I'll be seeing you real soon
00:20:20I can feel it
00:20:23asshole
00:20:25it's okay
00:20:26look
00:20:30don't believe a word he says
00:20:33Noah thrives on chaos
00:20:35including the part about your fiance
00:20:37look
00:20:40that's just an arranged thing
00:20:41okay
00:20:42my dad's idea
00:20:43I honestly don't even know her
00:20:45you don't owe me an explanation
00:20:47Alex
00:20:47I'm just a part of your PR stunt
00:20:50right?
00:20:52is that really
00:20:53all this is to him?
00:20:55right
00:20:56yeah
00:20:57you're
00:20:58absolutely right
00:20:59I'm heading back
00:21:01help
00:21:03why don't you just
00:21:04stay here
00:21:05the guest room's open
00:21:07I don't usually
00:21:09stay the night
00:21:09alright
00:21:11then uh
00:21:12let me drive you
00:21:13hello
00:21:19congrats kid
00:21:20you're officially
00:21:21homeless
00:21:22don't bother coming back
00:21:24you're on your own now
00:21:26I guess I might take you up
00:21:31on that offer
00:21:32best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:21:34now
00:21:35let me show you to your room
00:21:36or mine if you prefer
00:21:38you know I uh
00:21:48always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:21:51I'm not surprised
00:21:53you're football crazy
00:21:55yeah
00:21:56I was a quarterback
00:21:58even one state
00:22:00my dad
00:22:02he
00:22:02had other plans for me
00:22:05said he wouldn't have a
00:22:08Watson waste his future
00:22:10throwing a ball around
00:22:12so
00:22:15I became the perfect son
00:22:17got straight A's
00:22:19student body president
00:22:21anything in hopes
00:22:24that he let me play football again
00:22:25now your turn
00:22:31secret for secret
00:22:34you've already seen enough
00:22:36my father's a gambler
00:22:37my family's a mess
00:22:39there's nothing left to tell
00:22:42see I don't buy it
00:22:44I think you have a bigger secret to tell
00:22:46but
00:22:47you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:22:49tell me
00:22:56it'll be our little secret
00:22:58I want to be the only one you tell
00:23:13let's not pretend that you're straight team
00:23:16now sweetheart
00:23:16you're wasted
00:23:17sleep it off
00:23:19I'm taking a shower
00:23:21I don't pay you for a cuddler
00:23:33Alex doesn't date guys
00:23:43you'll only get yourself hurt
00:23:45the real secret is
00:23:50I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to
00:23:53Alex
00:23:59don't leave
00:24:01you really shouldn't
00:24:03stay
00:24:06please
00:24:08I know your little secret
00:24:24what secret
00:24:28it's about me
00:24:31isn't it
00:24:34Alex
00:24:44tell me
00:24:47everything
00:24:49it was just a dream
00:25:02don't go
00:25:10Alex let go
00:25:12stay
00:25:13Alex
00:25:30since when did you become
00:25:46Mr. Homemaker
00:25:46I'd impress you somehow
00:25:48right
00:25:48and what better way to do that
00:25:51than a nice breakfast
00:25:52so check it out
00:26:17Chef Alex's world famous grilled cheese
00:26:20Michelin star pending
00:26:22did it survive a crime scene
00:26:24hey hey hey
00:26:25I'll have you know
00:26:26that I ace sandwich making
00:26:28at summer camp
00:26:29okay
00:26:29well
00:26:34okay
00:26:37fine
00:26:38tastes a lot better than it looks
00:26:40there we go
00:26:41my boyfriend material or what
00:26:43Alex doesn't date guys
00:26:56you okay
00:26:57drop the act Alex
00:26:59there's no one even around to impress
00:27:01what's that supposed to mean
00:27:04forget it
00:27:09I'm heading to the library
00:27:10Xavier
00:27:12wait you barely touched your grilled cheese
00:27:15come
00:27:21damn it
00:27:24oh
00:27:33you're John's kid right
00:27:35your dad owes me a lot of money
00:27:38he sold the house
00:27:40the debt should be cleared
00:27:41but he didn't pay me a single cent
00:27:45shit
00:27:46how deep is this old bastard anyway
00:27:48you're his kid
00:27:50so either you settled his debt
00:27:52or I start taking pieces
00:27:54it's between you and him
00:27:56please
00:27:56just leave me out of it
00:27:57no
00:28:05you're definitely involved
00:28:08in it now
00:28:09back off asshole
00:28:31who the fuck
00:28:33you touch him again
00:28:51you're dead
00:28:53two grand
00:28:57two days
00:28:59where your old man's missing a kidney
00:29:02Alex
00:29:10you okay
00:29:13no
00:29:14are you
00:29:15look at your face
00:29:18you idiot
00:29:21why would you do that
00:29:22all right
00:29:24maybe I went a little bit overboard
00:29:26we need to go to the hospital
00:29:30you've got an old injury
00:29:36and now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:29:38you're out for the rest of the season
00:29:40if you push it
00:29:42you might never step on the field again
00:29:43I've ruined your entire future
00:29:50your entire dream
00:29:52football is my dream
00:29:56you're what I really want
00:29:58you are insane
00:30:00well since this is technically your fault
00:30:05you definitely owe me
00:30:07and what exactly do you want
00:30:09move in with me
00:30:12be my personal nurse
00:30:14fine
00:30:20I guess it's the least I can do
00:30:22now feed me
00:30:27absolutely not
00:30:29all right
00:30:35just one bite
00:30:37and here begins your life
00:30:41as my caretaker
00:30:42you bite now
00:31:00you started it
00:31:03maybe I'll have to finish it
00:31:05won't I
00:31:06remember
00:31:11no strenuous activity
00:31:13especially involving your arm
00:31:15but what if Xavier's on top
00:31:17kids these days
00:31:21you are impossible
00:31:24it's a love story babe
00:31:26I'm just staying in character
00:31:28fine
00:31:32if that's what it takes
00:31:34welcome home babe
00:31:37ow
00:31:43look I have one arm
00:31:45the floors are all wet
00:31:47this is a potential drowning hazard
00:31:49can I get a little help
00:31:50nice try
00:31:52you'll manage
00:31:53I can't be your help
00:32:02I slipped
00:32:03you are unbelievable
00:32:07unbelievably sexy
00:32:10maybe
00:32:10stop it
00:32:19stop it
00:32:21put your clothes on
00:32:23are you blushing
00:32:25I am not
00:32:26sure
00:32:27hold this
00:32:35now hold that
00:32:36and if it drops
00:32:38then
00:32:38that must mean you want me
00:32:40you're insane
00:32:41maybe
00:32:43you can start here
00:32:56you can start here
00:32:56whoa
00:33:00careful
00:33:02my skin's more sensitive
00:33:04than my reputation
00:33:05shut up
00:33:09slow
00:33:13then
00:33:15I'm not
00:33:16good
00:33:17I'm not
00:33:17this
00:33:18thing
00:33:19ever
00:33:19every
00:33:19early
00:33:20morning
00:33:20and
00:33:21by the next
00:33:22week
00:33:52Bath time is couple time, right?
00:33:56Do you think this is funny?
00:33:57Just lighten up.
00:33:59I'm just joking.
00:34:00Am I just a punchline to you?
00:34:03I'm a prop for your campaign.
00:34:05I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:34:07And this is how you treat me?
00:34:18Did I overreact?
00:34:22I'm sorry.
00:34:29Okay, but...
00:34:31What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:34:34I thought that I hated you.
00:34:53But it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:35:02Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:35:05No one's watching us.
00:35:09You can drop the act now.
00:35:10At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:35:18And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:35:26Unless we make it real.
00:35:28Then when everything fell apart, I was losing the election.
00:35:39You stepped in.
00:35:44You saved me.
00:35:46And you didn't have to.
00:35:48Get off.
00:35:52What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:56When I saw him that close to you...
00:35:59It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:36:04It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:36:10So...
00:36:10Would you consider making this real with me?
00:36:25Forget what I said earlier.
00:36:26I just...
00:36:27Are you sure?
00:36:37Are you sure?
00:36:52You're driving me crazy.
00:36:55It's not pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:57You have what it is.
00:36:58You don't have to.
00:36:58Right.
00:37:25You don't have to.
00:37:26Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:37:52Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:37:57You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:38:00Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:38:07You are way too addictive.
00:38:11I might need rehab.
00:38:13Sorry, no can do.
00:38:16You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:38:21and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:38:28Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:38:32Disappointing.
00:38:34I prefer you elected, actually.
00:38:37Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:38:54You're like a senior year Tom Holland. Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:39:01So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:39:04Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:39:07And all positive comments, too.
00:39:10But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:39:13Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:39:15How he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:39:19Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:39:22Right. I was gonna say he's acting more like your mom, but...
00:39:25Yeah. Whatever works.
00:39:28Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:39:33I didn't use anything. I literally just fell for him.
00:39:48I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.
00:39:51Wow. So, you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:39:58Dude, he's Xavier Miller. Okay? He's like an AI bot with built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:40:05Nah, it's just surface code. He's gotta dig a little deeper.
00:40:10Listen, man. All I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something.
00:40:17And using me for what, exactly?
00:40:20Don't forget. He was your biggest competition.
00:40:24Okay, what if this is a long con and he's gonna flip on you at the end?
00:40:28Look, nobody's that good at faking it. I trust him.
00:40:40Hey, babe. We're just talking about you.
00:40:44When the story of our lives...
00:40:49Oh, God. It's actually real.
00:41:02Are you job hunting?
00:41:04Say, if I said you didn't have to pay me back, I thought I made that clear.
00:41:08I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:41:12I'm just planning ahead. Figuring things out for myself.
00:41:18Well...
00:41:20The only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:41:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:41:40Normal's boring.
00:41:42Not one of a kind.
00:41:44You're crushing me. Move.
00:41:46Make me.
00:41:48Hey!
00:41:50Stop.
00:41:52Stop.
00:41:56Stop.
00:41:58Fine.
00:42:10Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
00:42:12Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:42:14Could ride home together.
00:42:16Swing by?
00:42:18You're half the city away.
00:42:20Okay, fine. You got me.
00:42:22Maybe I miss you.
00:42:24And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:42:28I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:42:32Oh, customer.
00:42:34See you tonight?
00:42:36Welcome. What can I get you?
00:42:38Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:42:42What are you doing here?
00:42:44I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:42:50Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
00:42:56Oh! And by the way, did you hear the news?
00:42:58Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:43:00Excuse me?
00:43:02Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:43:04Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:43:06Apparently, he needs you out of the picture.
00:43:16Enjoy.
00:43:18Call me any time, sexy.
00:43:24Call me any time, sexy.
00:43:39Just who we need it right now.
00:43:41Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:43:46Is he bothering you again?
00:43:48Same old.
00:43:49Just stirring the pot.
00:43:51Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:43:55Oh.
00:43:57So it's true.
00:43:59I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:44:04Oh, cool. So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:44:07No, I barely even know her. She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:44:12Then why hide it? What's the point?
00:44:19I was scared of losing you.
00:44:27Let's get out of here.
00:44:29So we're okay?
00:44:30No.
00:44:32But we still have roles to play.
00:44:34Kissing your lips and I'm coming alive.
00:44:37And right now,
00:44:39I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:44:44You park the car.
00:44:45I'll go in first.
00:44:46Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:48Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:44:49I have an appointment. A friend booked it for me.
00:45:04Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:45:07And no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:45:12So judgy.
00:45:17Eesh.
00:45:19Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:45:21How can I help you?
00:45:23You're Alex's friend, right?
00:45:25Yeah.
00:45:31Serpent.
00:45:32But he doesn't over-
00:45:33Do you want to lose your job?
00:45:34That's obvious, sir.
00:45:35Thanks.
00:45:38You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's, too.
00:45:49He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:45:51I was Alex's fiancee.
00:45:54Something like that.
00:45:56I'm Laura.
00:45:57I'll see you.
00:46:05Mr. Watson.
00:46:11Pleasure to see you.
00:46:12Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:46:14Well, actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:46:18Do you really have to announce it to everyone, maybe?
00:46:21I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:46:24Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:46:28This way, please.
00:46:30Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:46:36A suit that actually fits.
00:46:38And this one will fit you perfectly.
00:46:43Go on.
00:46:44Try it on.
00:46:46Why do I need a suit?
00:46:47I mean, you're the one running for student body president.
00:46:50Well, you see.
00:46:51We both are.
00:46:52Mm-mm-mm.
00:47:01Savile row cut.
00:47:04Nice.
00:47:06And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:47:22You don't have to do this.
00:47:26But I want to.
00:47:28Because you're worth it.
00:47:35All right.
00:47:37Looking good.
00:47:39Does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:47:47All right, let's get this jacket off.
00:47:48Hey, wait.
00:47:49What are you doing?
00:47:51Relax.
00:47:52Okay, I'm not gonna bite.
00:47:54Unless you want me to.
00:47:57I'm just measuring.
00:48:13Wow.
00:48:1528-inch waist, huh?
00:48:17Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:48:21Hey.
00:48:23I'm still mad at you.
00:48:27Maybe I'll just have to kiss you and tell you forgive me.
00:48:35Mr. Watson.
00:48:36Your suit.
00:48:37It's ready.
00:48:39Yeah, just, uh...
00:48:41Leave it outside.
00:48:48Hey.
00:48:49Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:48:55Smile.
00:48:56Hey, Mark.
00:48:57What's up?
00:48:58Emergency.
00:48:59Get to the school right now.
00:49:00Things just blew up.
00:49:01ÐŋÐūÐŧŅŅÐļÐŧÐūŅŅ.
00:49:03gray play
00:49:20Hey, Mark.
00:49:21What's up?
00:49:22Emergency.
00:49:23the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:49:33Finally,
00:49:33come here.
00:49:37Did someone
00:49:37leak the contract again or something?
00:49:39No, worse.
00:49:41We have a new opponent, and she's rising fast.
00:49:44We have to do something.
00:49:46Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:49:47Yeah. Laura Brown.
00:49:50You know, the daughter
00:49:51of crime family billionaire Walter Brown?
00:49:55Laura.
00:49:58You know Laura, too?
00:50:00At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:50:02She does.
00:50:04She's my fiancÃĐe.
00:50:08FiancÃĐe?
00:50:08When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:50:10It was just an arranged
00:50:12thing from my dad.
00:50:13I honestly barely know her.
00:50:17Okay, well,
00:50:18she knows plenty about you two.
00:50:19She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:50:22Your numbers are dropping.
00:50:23Fast.
00:50:25I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:50:27Exactly.
00:50:29She's here for a reason,
00:50:30and that's not to win some election.
00:50:34This just became personal.
00:50:36If people find out about this engagement,
00:50:42it's game over.
00:50:44She'll win by a mile.
00:50:45Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:50:47There's no time.
00:50:49I can handle her.
00:50:53Sounds exciting.
00:50:56Why are you doing this?
00:50:58Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:51:00As far as I'm concerned,
00:51:03our parents set us up on one date.
00:51:05Nothing more.
00:51:07You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:51:09I'm way more interesting than him.
00:51:11If you want a fair fight,
00:51:12then fine.
00:51:15But play dirty again.
00:51:17I won't be so polite.
00:51:18Big words.
00:51:23We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:51:31Get out.
00:51:33You're not welcome here.
00:51:34Relax.
00:51:35I'm just here to chat.
00:51:35You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:51:38Lifelong dream?
00:51:39Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:51:42Guaranteed entry.
00:51:45Are you bribing me?
00:51:46I figured you'd say that.
00:51:49But my father doesn't take no well.
00:51:51And your dad,
00:51:52poor John,
00:51:53he gives a lot of people money.
00:51:56People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:51:59Keep my father out of this.
00:52:01Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:52:04Relax.
00:52:04I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:52:06I'm just
00:52:07showing you a better future.
00:52:09Love is overrated anyway.
00:52:12Maybe to you.
00:52:14And for Alex, too.
00:52:15Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:52:26Need a ride?
00:52:28Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:52:31He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:52:33Fine.
00:52:33Happy birthday, Ben.
00:52:52You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:52:57Thank you, Alex.
00:52:58Now hop in.
00:53:04There's something else I want to show you.
00:53:16This is nice.
00:53:20Yes, it is.
00:53:21And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:53:28I don't mind them.
00:53:30If they're from you.
00:53:33And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:53:36You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:53:42You bought me a laptop.
00:53:44Pretty romantic.
00:53:45And practical.
00:53:47Okay, look.
00:53:48The point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in.
00:53:56For real.
00:53:57I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:54:03I just need you.
00:54:04Well, you got me.
00:54:16You got me.
00:54:17Let's go back to yours.
00:54:37Let's go.
00:54:38What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:54:48I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:54:51Don't even think about it.
00:54:52You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:55:15I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:55:17Someone local.
00:55:19Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:55:23Did you find anything else?
00:55:26They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:55:29Laura.
00:55:36She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:55:38We should expose her.
00:55:39But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:55:42What else can we do?
00:55:43If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:55:47I mean, it is true.
00:55:48I'm engaged.
00:55:49Then what?
00:55:50I might have something.
00:55:53Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:55:57You know, wholesome stuff.
00:55:58Charity angle.
00:56:00Tends to work.
00:56:02Fine.
00:56:03Let's do it.
00:56:04You did that on purpose.
00:56:18You bet I did.
00:56:19You did that on purpose.
00:56:20You bet I did.
00:56:21Cut.
00:56:38That's perfect.
00:56:41Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:56:43I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:56:49Welcome.
00:56:50Hey, everyone.
00:56:51Happy to be here.
00:56:52Let's see.
00:56:53First question blowing up the chat.
00:56:55What made you guys pick this project?
00:56:57Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:56:59Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:57:01It's important for me to pass that on.
00:57:03Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:57:07Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:57:10Quick question from the comments.
00:57:12Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:57:16Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:57:25Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time,
00:57:30who's the real side piece?
00:57:31Uh, that's a good question.
00:57:36You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:57:42What's worse?
00:57:44Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:57:48TouchÃĐ.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50All right, guys.
00:57:50Back on track.
00:57:51Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:57:56Ta-ta.
00:57:56Uh, The Hobbit.
00:57:58I always wanted my own little cozy hobbit hole.
00:58:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:58:07Are you trying to ruin my...
00:58:08Are you out of your mind?
00:58:20I'm your fiancÃĐ?
00:58:23It's just one little kiss.
00:58:24What's the big deal?
00:58:25Oh, come on, Laura.
00:58:26You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:58:29Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:58:32That's pathetic, even for you.
00:58:33Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:58:35And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:58:39Oh, you found out?
00:58:41Good.
00:58:42Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:58:44Things might get uglier.
00:58:46What do you want from me?
00:58:51Everything I'm entitled to.
00:58:56Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:58:58Why?
00:59:02What's wrong?
00:59:06Fuck my life, man.
00:59:13Hey!
00:59:14What are you looking at?
00:59:15Get out of here.
00:59:17You gotta go, man.
00:59:19No, I don't.
00:59:20No, you have to leave.
00:59:21Oh, my son.
00:59:22Oh, my son.
00:59:23Man, he threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:59:27Threaten all the customers away.
00:59:28I'm so sorry.
00:59:29I can handle it if you just...
00:59:30Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:59:33Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Call your rich boyfriend.
00:59:42What's his name?
00:59:43Alex?
00:59:44Tell him to pay up.
00:59:47Daddy needs a bailout.
00:59:48You sold the house Mom left us.
00:59:51You abandoned me.
00:59:53And now you want a bailout?
00:59:55You filthy little bastard.
00:59:57Sleeping around with men.
01:00:01Humiliating our family name.
01:00:04I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
01:00:08Next time I see you,
01:00:10I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
01:00:17Ungrateful brat.
01:00:19Think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
01:00:24Oh, no!
01:00:25I finally found you, old man.
01:00:28I finally found you, old man.
01:00:38Please, don't hurt me.
01:00:39Just don't hurt me.
01:00:40I'll get the money.
01:00:42Don't hurt me.
01:00:42Oh, it's a little too late for that.
01:00:44Where did you go after the live stream?
01:00:49I tried calling you like a million times.
01:00:51Just to the library.
01:00:52The library?
01:00:54After what happened?
01:00:55I was just collecting some feedback around school.
01:00:57Got some ideas to boost your polls.
01:00:59Can we not talk about the election right now?
01:01:03I'm just tired, okay?
01:01:05So that's it?
01:01:10You're just giving up?
01:01:12Letting your fiancÃĐ take over?
01:01:14What, are you jealous or something?
01:01:15Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
01:01:17Can we please just not talk about this right now?
01:01:20Well, maybe we should take a break.
01:01:25Xavier, wait!
01:01:37I'm such an idiot.
01:01:38Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:01:46Oh, Jesus.
01:01:47Mark, where's Alex?
01:01:51I've been calling.
01:01:52He's at the frat house.
01:01:53Last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:01:54And he's not answering his messages.
01:01:55Not even mine?
01:01:57Look, it's the day before the election.
01:01:58He's totally locked in, okay?
01:02:00Hey, you alright?
01:02:03Need any help?
01:02:05It's alright.
01:02:06I'll handle it.
01:02:08Of course.
01:02:10He's got people, goals, a life.
01:02:12I've only ever had him.
01:02:17What am I going to do now?
01:02:22Want to make a deal?
01:02:32Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:02:35Please don't hurt him.
01:02:36I promise I'll figure something out.
01:02:38You can't afford it.
01:02:40Besides, if the Hangmano family took him.
01:02:4124 hours, do they start sending body parts?
01:02:45What am I supposed to do?
01:02:52Sign this.
01:02:54And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:02:56But on one condition.
01:02:57You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:03:00For good.
01:03:04Where was he when you needed him most?
01:03:06You better keep your word.
01:03:09Browns don't lie.
01:03:09What the hell did you do?
01:03:16Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:03:18Me?
01:03:20I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:03:23He should be thanking me.
01:03:25Wait, debt?
01:03:26What?
01:03:27What debt?
01:03:28Xavier never told me about that.
01:03:30Maybe because he dumped you?
01:03:32He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:03:35No.
01:03:36No way.
01:03:36No, he wouldn't do that.
01:03:38I need to go talk to him.
01:03:53Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:03:56Because it's true.
01:03:57Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:04:02Laura sorted that for me.
01:04:04And she bailed my dad out.
01:04:05So our deal?
01:04:07It's done.
01:04:08So you're just gonna dump me for a college recommendation?
01:04:11Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:04:13And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:04:16Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:04:18Xavier, stop.
01:04:20Hey, the contract never mattered.
01:04:22Lord, I love you.
01:04:25Okay, don't push me away.
01:04:27Love?
01:04:29Just a sob story to you.
01:04:31Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:04:35I'm done.
01:04:36You know that's not true.
01:04:38You know me.
01:04:40Do I?
01:04:40You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:04:48I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:04:51We're worlds apart.
01:04:53Xavier, please don't do this.
01:04:55Stay away from me.
01:04:56You make me sick.
01:05:03Just get out of my life.
01:05:05We're done.
01:05:06I just...
01:05:07I said we're done.
01:05:09I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:05:28That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:05:31Sign this.
01:05:33And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:05:36But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:05:39You can't do that.
01:05:43Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancee betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:05:50Alex won't just lose the election.
01:05:52He'll lose everything.
01:05:54You're twisting the truth.
01:05:56It's whatever people will believe.
01:05:58He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:06:01Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:06:07You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:06:08And we both know it.
01:06:11My family can lift him up.
01:06:13There's only driving down.
01:06:15Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:06:19I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:06:21So, you get a sign?
01:06:23You better keep your promise.
01:06:29Browns don't lie.
01:06:40Did you forget our agreement?
01:06:42If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:06:53But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancee.
01:06:57If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:07:10You'll lose everything.
01:07:12Get out.
01:07:16Love our legacy, Alex.
01:07:18Xavier.
01:07:29Xavier.
01:07:48Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:07:58Hello.
01:07:59I'm Alex Watson.
01:08:01And today, I stand here as...
01:08:11Oh, my God.
01:08:13Oh, my God.
01:08:13Oh, my God.
01:08:14Oh, my God.
01:08:15Xavier, Miller, and I were in a fake relationship.
01:08:19Are you serious?
01:08:21We signed a contract.
01:08:23What a fake?
01:08:24You lied to all of us.
01:08:25No!
01:08:30It started as fake.
01:08:32But then it got real.
01:08:37I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:08:40You okay?
01:08:41You okay?
01:08:45Yeah, I'm fine.
01:08:50Not even a thank you?
01:08:53At least tell me your name.
01:08:56It's not important.
01:09:00And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:09:06I didn't have time for me.
01:09:11It was a stupid on-stage accident.
01:09:14And I kiss.
01:09:14Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:09:36So, listen.
01:09:38Fuck the election.
01:09:40Fuck family expectations.
01:09:42And fuck football.
01:09:43None of it matters, Xavier, because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
01:09:53The votes are in.
01:09:54The new student body president is...
01:09:58Alex Watson!
01:10:01Come on up and give your speech.
01:10:02Uh, where is it?
01:10:11You idiot.
01:10:12What are you doing here?
01:10:27You just won.
01:10:28Ah, screw the election.
01:10:30It's you that I want.
01:10:31But you said winning is everything.
01:10:34Not if it means losing you.
01:10:35You're such a reckless idiot.
01:10:49But that was kind of sweet.
01:10:57Just need you.
01:10:57Winning you beats any election.
01:11:09All right.
01:11:10Now that line is a solid 10.
01:11:12What's with all the construction?
01:11:20They building something?
01:11:22Close.
01:11:24Private make-out spot.
01:11:26Presidential access only.
01:11:28Shh.
01:11:30You're president now.
01:11:31Try acting like him.
01:11:32Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:11:34You're remembered.
01:11:41Of course.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:46Let's begin.
01:11:47The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:11:50Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:11:54That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:11:57And it stuck.
01:11:58Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:00Bold.
01:12:04Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:07Bold.
01:12:08What now?
01:12:09Relax.
01:12:10Just here to say goodbye.
01:12:11Goodbye?
01:12:12Turns out our dads finally saw reason.
01:12:15Engagement's officially canceled.
01:12:17You're free, Alex.
01:12:18Just like that?
01:12:20Not even worth fighting for?
01:12:21Can you let her finish?
01:12:23Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:26Then why come between us?
01:12:28I just needed to prove myself.
01:12:30To my parents.
01:12:31To everyone.
01:12:34The way you stood by each other.
01:12:37Honestly, I envy that.
01:12:40And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:12:43You earned it.
01:12:45Thanks, Laura.
01:12:48I'm off to Paris.
01:12:49New family business venture.
01:12:51Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:12:54Maybe so.
01:12:54You think she'll be okay?
01:13:06She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:13:08She'll be fine.
01:13:13Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:13:15Only around you.
01:13:16All I meant to do
01:13:19Oh, guess I'm right next to you
01:13:23We'll be back.
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