Duane Hopwood (2005) Full Movie | Comedy-Drama
The movie follows Duane Hopwood, a recently divorced and struggling taxicab driver navigating NYC. As he copes with his ex-wife's remarriage, Duane's story becomes a poignant exploration of love, loss, and redemption.
Cast: David Duchovny as Duane Hopwood
Tom Arnold as Vic
Donal Logue as Bobbi Shot
Elizabeth Peña as Angela
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The movie follows Duane Hopwood, a recently divorced and struggling taxicab driver navigating NYC. As he copes with his ex-wife's remarriage, Duane's story becomes a poignant exploration of love, loss, and redemption.
Cast: David Duchovny as Duane Hopwood
Tom Arnold as Vic
Donal Logue as Bobbi Shot
Elizabeth Peña as Angela
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00:00:00I'm outside your eyes
00:00:30I'm outside your eyes
00:00:32Too late in the start
00:00:38So many things
00:00:44Come back home from the barn
00:00:50I am on your side
00:00:57I'm just going to go
00:01:03You home
00:01:07So many lives
00:01:23Are taken home
00:01:29It's not your fault
00:01:35There's many scars
00:01:41I am on your side
00:01:49It's taken me a long time
00:01:55I am on your side
00:02:01I'm on your side
00:02:07Now I'm listening
00:02:13Now I'm listening
00:02:17Now I'm listening
00:02:21I'm listening
00:02:31Now I'm listening
00:02:33I'm listening
00:02:34I'm listening
00:02:35I'm listening
00:02:37Here we go.
00:02:3950-60, 5-60-6 at this time.
00:02:42Model, OK.
00:03:01White beer.
00:03:03I'm trying to lose some weight.
00:03:05Hey, Bobby.
00:03:06Where are you headed?
00:03:08Going home.
00:03:09What are you doing out here?
00:03:11Nothing. Just driving around.
00:03:14You drunk, Dwayne?
00:03:16I'm not gonna lie to you, Bobby.
00:03:19Yeah, that's good.
00:03:21Listen.
00:03:23Why don't you come with me?
00:03:25I'm getting off in a half hour.
00:03:26I'll drop you home.
00:03:27I'll call a tow for the truck,
00:03:28and you can pick it up in the morning.
00:03:30How am I gonna get back out here?
00:03:32Dwayne, I'm doing you a favor.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:37Come on.
00:03:58All right.
00:03:59You got it?
00:04:00You OK?
00:04:06All right.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:08Let's go.
00:04:09Let's get you out of here.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What do you got in there?
00:04:13I got my daughter.
00:04:18Honey?
00:04:19Come on.
00:04:20Come on.
00:04:21Bobby's gonna give us a ride home, sweetie.
00:04:22Come on.
00:04:23Come on.
00:04:36You get in the car, Dwayne.
00:04:37I'll get your daughter.
00:04:45This changes things, Dwayne.
00:04:47I can't let you go on this.
00:04:53Get in the car, Dwayne.
00:04:54It's cold.
00:05:06Let me get this straight.
00:05:07You're doing 84 on the Parkway.
00:05:08It's 2 AM.
00:05:09Your daughter's in the back seat,
00:05:10and you're twice the legal limit.
00:05:12Am I hearing this right?
00:05:13Your Honor.
00:05:14It's a rhetorical question, Mr. Hopwood.
00:05:16Do you understand the seriousness of your situation?
00:05:19Yeah, Your Honor.
00:05:20Um, if I could just say one thing.
00:05:22No, Mr. Hopwood.
00:05:23You can't.
00:05:25Now, I understand the arresting officer
00:05:27is going to pay Mr. Hopwood's bail.
00:05:29Is that correct?
00:05:30Yes, Your Honor.
00:05:31That's correct.
00:05:32He's my client's cousin.
00:05:34Uh, we're not, we're not really cousins.
00:05:36Our, uh, fathers are best friends.
00:05:38We sort of, sort of grew up there.
00:05:40Here's what's gonna happen, Mr. Hopwood.
00:05:43I'm releasing you on your own recognizance.
00:05:45Your Honor, my client feels...
00:05:47I sympathize with how your client feels.
00:05:49But due to the fact that Mr. Hopwood has no priors,
00:05:52and it doesn't seem as though he was fleeing with the child,
00:05:55I see no reason not to release him at this time.
00:05:58I am, however, uh, temporarily revoking your license, Mr. Hopwood.
00:06:03Your Honor, with, with all due respect and stuff,
00:06:07um, I really need my car.
00:06:09I mean, I work at Caesars.
00:06:11Um, I mean, that's how I make my living,
00:06:13and I gotta, I gotta pay child support.
00:06:15What am I, am I supposed...
00:06:19You live in Longport?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:22You have a bike?
00:06:24Yeah, I got a bike.
00:06:26Well, then.
00:06:28Your Honor, it's November, it's cold,
00:06:31and I work from 3 a.m. to noon.
00:06:33I'm not your transportation coordinator.
00:06:35Do what you have to do, keep a low profile,
00:06:37and I'll see you back here in two weeks, okay?
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:40You're a very lucky man, Mr. Hopwood.
00:06:43Things could be a lot worse.
00:06:45They could?
00:06:47Oh, yeah.
00:06:49Oh, shit.
00:07:05Oh, shit.
00:07:06Oh, shit.
00:07:19Yo, wait, what the fuck?
00:07:30I'm sorry, man.
00:07:31It's me, Anthony.
00:07:33Hey, Anthony, yeah, yeah, you kinda snuck up on me there.
00:07:37I wasn't sure it was you.
00:07:38You got that parka on.
00:07:40You gotta get one of those reflector vests, dude.
00:07:42Somebody's gonna run you over.
00:07:44That's what I'm hoping for.
00:07:46Oh, man, don't mess around.
00:07:47I just ran over a seagull, I swear to God.
00:07:50And I told him the same thing.
00:07:51I said, you gotta wear one of those reflector vests.
00:07:54You know what he said?
00:07:55What'd he say?
00:07:56Fuck you.
00:07:57No, really, he said they don't have them in his size,
00:08:00and they weigh them down and shit.
00:08:02So listen, you wanna ride?
00:08:04Hell yes.
00:08:05All right, cool, man, pull over.
00:08:07I'll put your bike in the trunk.
00:08:08You get switched?
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10I told Robin I'd work three to noon if you let me do stand-up.
00:08:11Because I wanna be an actor, you know?
00:08:12I'm fixing slot machines now.
00:08:13But if I can get some casino stand-up under my belt,
00:08:15somebody might see me, and I can get an agent or a manager.
00:08:17That's how it starts.
00:08:18It's all for grabbing, dude.
00:08:19Robin?
00:08:20Yeah, you know, the dude who books town in the lounge?
00:08:21Big fat black dude.
00:08:22You mean Roman?
00:08:23Yeah, Robin.
00:08:24No, his name is Roman.
00:08:25It's Roman.
00:08:26He's like a Muslim name or something.
00:08:27Really?
00:08:28Shit.
00:08:29Are you serious?
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35Yeah.
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:42Yeah.
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:45Yeah.
00:08:46Yeah.
00:08:47Yeah.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:50Fuck.
00:08:51I've been calling him Robin.
00:08:52Well, it's ramen.
00:08:53Fuck.
00:08:54I'm like, hey, Robin.
00:08:55How about let me do some stand-up, you big fat fuck?
00:08:57No wonder he's been looking to me funny.
00:08:59It's ramen.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01Like the noodle.
00:09:02Like ramen noodles.
00:09:03Yeah, but don't...
00:09:04He doesn't like that.
00:09:05Oh, okay.
00:09:06Don't ever mention it.
00:09:07Oh, yeah?
00:09:08Okay, good.
00:09:09No, I'm so sorry.
00:09:10I want to be in tight with it.
00:09:11I come out of the top of my act, and I'm like, hi, everybody.
00:09:15Mike, good to see you.
00:09:16Everybody good?
00:09:17Everybody got a drink?
00:09:18Mo Green, how are you?
00:09:19Fredo, get a mic a drink.
00:09:20You know that scene from The Godfather?
00:09:21Yep.
00:09:22I can't wait to try it at a casino, you know, because in the movie, they're in a casino.
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:27You know, in the scene.
00:09:28So, and if someone heckles me, you know, I just go, hey, you know who I am?
00:09:32I'm Mo Green!
00:09:33I'm Mo Green!
00:09:34I'm Mo Green!
00:09:35You know what I mean?
00:09:36It's just bullshit.
00:09:37You just gotta work out a little bit.
00:09:42Listen, I got a proposal for you.
00:09:44You live alone, right?
00:09:45Right.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47I'm looking for a place to rent that's closer to work.
00:09:49How do you feel about a roommate?
00:09:51You know I got the job, so rent's not a problem.
00:09:53I'll clear out whenever you need me to.
00:09:55I know you got the kids if they visit.
00:09:57You get a ride to work instead of the bicycle thing.
00:09:59I know I talk a lot, but I swear to God I'll shut the fuck up.
00:10:03Anthony, it's not you.
00:10:04It's just a bad time.
00:10:06I understand.
00:10:07I understand.
00:10:08Just do me a favor and think about it.
00:10:10Take a couple days.
00:10:12Get a reflector vest.
00:10:14Maybe a little bell for the bike, you know?
00:10:16Whatever.
00:10:17It could work!
00:10:19Hit me!
00:10:20Hit me!
00:10:21Sir, do you need to keep your voice down?
00:10:23I'm not gonna keep my voice down!
00:10:26You get paid to pay attention and you are absolutely killing me!
00:10:29Here, let me work this out.
00:10:30There's no reason to shout.
00:10:32I'm not shouting.
00:10:33Who are you?
00:10:34My name's Dwayne Hopwood.
00:10:35I work for the casino.
00:10:36Uh, Lou, why don't you keep Mr...
00:10:39Uh, Mr. Fuck You.
00:10:41Please keep Mr. Fuck You's chair open.
00:10:44Hey!
00:10:45Hands off the suit, Dwayne!
00:10:46That's all right, Tommy.
00:10:47It's all right.
00:10:48Here's the deal.
00:10:49Mr. Fuck You, listen.
00:10:51Either you keep your voice down or Tommy here is gonna put you in a full Nelson while I call the cops and tell them some asshole is mouthing off at Caesars.
00:10:58Then the cops find out who you really are.
00:11:00And my guess is that's not something you want.
00:11:02Am I right?
00:11:09Which way?
00:11:10Right this way, sir.
00:11:11Thanks, Lou.
00:11:12Look, I didn't do nothing.
00:11:13That deal is ridiculous.
00:11:14Just save it.
00:11:15Save it, all right?
00:11:16I know you've been causing trouble at other casinos and I know you've been tossed a couple of times now.
00:11:19Oh, yeah?
00:11:20How do you know that?
00:11:21How do I know?
00:11:22I'll tell you how I know.
00:11:23Cause I'm Mo Green.
00:11:25That's how I know.
00:11:26I thought you said your name was Dwayne.
00:11:28It is.
00:11:29Hit the road.
00:11:30Well, what about my game?
00:11:31Your game is over.
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:33Now hit the road before you get into trouble.
00:11:34Oh, come on.
00:11:35Don't do this to me.
00:11:36Will you give me another chance here?
00:11:39Come on, please.
00:11:40Listen, I've been up for two days here.
00:11:42Give me a chance, will you?
00:11:46Just play a few slots, okay?
00:11:48Get the fuck out.
00:11:53Jesus.
00:11:54Mo Green, huh?
00:11:55Got to keep it fresh, Tommy.
00:11:58Ten minutes to cocktail.
00:12:00Care to join?
00:12:01Nah, rain check.
00:12:02I got shit to do.
00:12:03Oh, hey.
00:12:04I almost forgot.
00:12:05Your ex is waiting out on the boardwalk.
00:12:07Well, Linda's here?
00:12:09Yeah, I was coming over to tell you when that guy popped off.
00:12:11She said she'd meet you on the pier when your shift's over.
00:12:13Thanks, Tommy.
00:12:15Holy shit!
00:12:17Shit!
00:12:18I won!
00:12:19I won!
00:12:20I won!
00:12:21I want 100,000 pounds!
00:12:23I want 100,000 pounds!
00:12:27I can't believe it!
00:12:35Yeah, baby!
00:12:37100,000!
00:12:43Linda.
00:12:45Hi. Is that my bike?
00:12:49I'll get my own if you want.
00:12:51Oh, it's fine. You can use it.
00:12:53So what's it like riding to work?
00:12:55Oh, you know, it's November, Linda, so it blows.
00:12:59What, are you mad?
00:13:01I'm thrilled.
00:13:03It's not my fault you lost your license.
00:13:05No, let me say it was.
00:13:07Well, then why are you mad at me?
00:13:09I didn't say that.
00:13:10Well, why do you seem kind of...
00:13:11Look, Linda, we're divorced. You should stop telling me how I seem.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:17I'm sorry.
00:13:19Mary would like to talk to you.
00:13:21Why? What's wrong?
00:13:22Nothing. She just wants to talk to you.
00:13:23She won't tell me why.
00:13:25What about Katie? Is she okay?
00:13:27Yeah, she's fine.
00:13:28I like this.
00:13:30They're both fine.
00:13:31My...
00:13:35lawyer...
00:13:37has suggested that I revoke your visitation rights because of what you did.
00:13:41What? What are you...
00:13:51Okay, look, I'm sorry, but I...
00:13:55Linda, they take my visitation rights away. That means I can't see Mary and Kate.
00:13:59I understand what it means. I...
00:14:01What are you...
00:14:03What are you...
00:14:04You got everything.
00:14:06What else do you want?
00:14:08I want you to promise me you won't drink around the kids anymore.
00:14:11Linda, please. Okay?
00:14:15You're a drunk, Dwayne. Do you understand? That's what this is all about.
00:14:20I'm not a drunk.
00:14:22Who? Who?
00:14:24Okay, yes.
00:14:25Gee, for Christ's sakes.
00:14:27I drink too much sometimes, but...
00:14:29Linda, come on. I'm not a drunk.
00:14:30You're drunk now.
00:14:31Oh, my God.
00:14:32I just got off, okay?
00:14:33I had two quick drinks.
00:14:34Why?
00:14:35Why?
00:14:36It's quarter after twelve during the daytime.
00:14:37Why are you drinking during the daytime?
00:14:38Not for me, it's not. I just got off work.
00:14:40Remember?
00:14:41It's quarter after twelve during the daytime.
00:14:43Why are you drinking during the daytime?
00:14:44Why are you drinking during the daytime?
00:14:45Not for me, it's not. I just got off work.
00:14:47Remember?
00:14:48Remember? Some of us work.
00:14:51Yeah, you work and I don't. You drink, I don't. It's quarter after twelve during the day.
00:14:58Okay.
00:14:59You're not safe around the kids.
00:15:04What were you even thinking?
00:15:06My God, do you know how crazy I was that I was out of my mind?
00:15:09Okay, okay. Would you not so loud?
00:15:11I was... I was... I was just bringing her home.
00:15:14I was frantic.
00:15:15And I'm telling you something right now.
00:15:17If you ever, ever drink around my kids again.
00:15:19Fuck! Our kids!
00:15:20Our kids!
00:15:21Our kids!
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38I'll buy you a new one.
00:15:39Dwayne.
00:15:40Take a call.
00:15:41Let's take a look.
00:15:42Call a taxi.
00:15:43What do you need a taxi for? What's wrong with your car?
00:15:44I got a 92 Explorer with over a hundred thousand miles on it.
00:15:59I got an 89 Volvo my son uses. It got almost 200,000 miles on it. Runs like the top.
00:16:05How's he doing, by the way?
00:16:07He's busy bankrupting me at college.
00:16:09Yeah, what's that running?
00:16:10About a hundred grand.
00:16:12Jesus Christ.
00:16:13For a degree in communications.
00:16:15What's that?
00:16:16It's radio, television. I don't know.
00:16:18Okay.
00:16:19Mrs. Phillippe, tell us again what you saw.
00:16:24I seen him give him a handful of quarters, which he used on my machine.
00:16:30That ain't your machine, you crazy old wacko.
00:16:33Let her finish.
00:16:34Before he won that money. I should have won that money.
00:16:37What are you talking about? That ain't your machine.
00:16:39I played that machine every morning. I was coming right over with my quarters from my other machine.
00:16:45You crazy freaking wacko.
00:16:47All right, that's enough.
00:16:53Tommy says it was Mr. Alonzo's quarter.
00:16:56Mr. Alonzo?
00:16:59Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was his.
00:17:03Mr. Alonzo was, um, playing blackjack. He had a problem with Lou.
00:17:08Uh, we had a little talk. I suggested he cool off by playing some slots. Then he got lucky.
00:17:14That's it, then.
00:17:16Mrs. Phillippe, Mr. Alonzo won that money fair and square.
00:17:21Now, why don't you go back to that machine? Maybe it's still hot.
00:17:25I come here every day. I'm a widow on a fixed income. I deserve that money.
00:17:31Everybody knows it's my machine. I deserve that money.
00:17:34I'm very sorry, Mrs. Phillippe, but there's nothing I can do.
00:17:37I'm a widow on a fixed income.
00:17:40All right. Come with me, Mrs. Phillippe.
00:17:41I should have had that money.
00:17:42Mr. Alonzo, collect your winnings, and they'll come back.
00:17:46You just said I won it fair and square. How come you're giving me a hard time?
00:17:50Because you're a liar and a cheat, and you've been kicked out of several casinos on several occasions.
00:17:56Well, yeah, okay, whatever. But I did win this.
00:18:02You did. Enjoy your winnings. Have a nice day.
00:18:09You know something, Dwayne? Sometimes, lately, I get the feeling you're not happy at your job.
00:18:21I'm happy, Carl.
00:18:22Are you, Dwayne? Because what just walked out that door is a potential public relations nightmare.
00:18:28Poor old lady loses, scumbag wins. I need sound judgment from my pit bosses, Dwayne, or else it's my ass. You understand?
00:18:37I understand.
00:18:39Good. Thanks for coming in, Dwayne.
00:19:09I don't see him.
00:19:32I don't know if we should be looking in here or not.
00:19:36You just put it in the box.
00:19:38What'd you do it?
00:19:40I cut myself on a real box, right?
00:19:44Right.
00:19:50Take care to you.
00:19:53It's only his box, right?
00:20:05Ow! Ow! Fred, get off my foot! Get off my foot!
00:20:07Oh, for God's sake, Wally. What about my hip?
00:20:11Hey, Fred. Hey, Wally. I'm sorry. I was just kidding there. Are you okay?
00:20:15Do I look okay?
00:20:16Just tell him about the invitation.
00:20:18Wait a minute.
00:20:19Okay, there.
00:20:20Uh, huh?
00:20:21The invitation.
00:20:22Oh, the invitation. Yeah, there's an invitation in your mailbox for Thanksgiving dinner.
00:20:27Me?
00:20:28Yes, you and your family.
00:20:31Oh, uh, well, how's that going?
00:20:33Still divorced, Fred.
00:20:35Oh, sorry. I... I realized that. I just... I... neither one of us wanted to assume anything, and...
00:20:45Well, it's just me.
00:20:47Um...
00:20:48Are you dating anyone?
00:20:50Oh, Fred.
00:20:51Oh, God.
00:20:53All right.
00:20:54Look, thanks. Thanks a lot, Fred. Thanks, Wally.
00:20:58Um...
00:20:59Well...
00:21:00I'll, uh, I'll check my schedule, and, uh, you know, I may be working, but...
00:21:04What do you mean? Working on Thanksgiving Day, they make you work?
00:21:07Casinos are nonstop, Fred. I work holidays all the time.
00:21:11Fred.
00:21:12Ah, come on.
00:21:13Well...
00:21:14Anyway, good night.
00:21:16Okay. Good night.
00:21:17In the mailbox.
00:21:27Mary!
00:21:28Hi, Daddy.
00:21:29Hey!
00:21:30Hey, you know what? Grab your bike. I'll race you to the boardwalk.
00:21:33Wait!
00:21:36Linda! It's Dwayne. I'm taking Mary for a ride.
00:21:42A bike ride!
00:21:45Come on, slowpokes.
00:21:48Where's Katie?
00:21:49She's with Mom and Bob.
00:21:51Who's Bob?
00:21:52Mom's friend. He dogs every day.
00:21:56He's in real good shape.
00:22:00What? And I'm not?
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04He's not older like you are.
00:22:08Well, how old is Bob?
00:22:10I don't know.
00:22:14So, uh, so what's the deal with jogging Bob?
00:22:17Well, what do you mean?
00:22:19Well, how long has he been Mom's friend?
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:28You like him?
00:22:29He's alright.
00:22:33So, Mom said you wanted to talk to me?
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:40Yeah? What about?
00:22:42I think I can live with you.
00:22:44Why? Why do you want to live with me?
00:22:47Just because.
00:22:49Hey, because why?
00:22:51Dad!
00:22:52What?
00:22:53Just because.
00:22:54Hey, hey, hey. Hold up. Hold up.
00:22:56Mary, you know the deal, alright?
00:22:58You live with Mom and I get to visit.
00:23:01That's a shitty deal.
00:23:03Hey, hey. Watch it.
00:23:05Come on.
00:23:07And I hate Kate.
00:23:09What? You don't hate your sister, Mary.
00:23:10Yes, I do.
00:23:11Mary.
00:23:12She got me fat in front of Bob.
00:23:14Bob said he'd take me jogging so I could lose some weight.
00:23:17I hate a stupid guy!
00:23:19Okay, okay, hey, hey, come on.
00:23:22Your sister loves you, okay?
00:23:24I'll talk to her.
00:23:25She shouldn't have said that.
00:23:27I'll talk to her, okay?
00:23:30I love you, okay?
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:38I'll talk to her.
00:23:40Hey!
00:23:41Hi.
00:23:55Ugh.
00:23:59Sorry about the other day.
00:24:02You didn't have to buy me your new bike.
00:24:03Oh, yeah, I did.
00:24:04Can I sit down?
00:24:09Sure.
00:24:14I have some honey cones.
00:24:16Oh, I'd rather you didn't.
00:24:18Why are your feet wet?
00:24:19They're not wet.
00:24:20Mary, look at your feet.
00:24:21They're soaking wet.
00:24:21Sorry, it's my fault.
00:24:23We took a ride on the beach.
00:24:26Okay, go change your shoes,
00:24:27and you can have a small bowl of cereal.
00:24:30We're leaving for lunch in 15 minutes.
00:24:32You're welcome.
00:24:33I, what, you're leaving?
00:24:35I thought you wanted me to come talk to her.
00:24:36Yeah, I did, but you didn't tell me you were coming now.
00:24:40I thought maybe we could all do something.
00:24:42Well, like what?
00:24:44I thought we could all, I don't know,
00:24:46maybe have dinner later.
00:24:48I can't.
00:24:51Lunch?
00:24:52Mm-mm.
00:24:55Late breakfast?
00:24:59Well,
00:24:59can I interest you in a glinten?
00:25:04I,
00:25:04it's not a glove,
00:25:05it's not a mitten.
00:25:07This here's a glinten.
00:25:08Oh, thanks.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:17Hey, Len.
00:25:19Dwayne.
00:25:22Hey.
00:25:22Len, come on, please.
00:25:35Please.
00:25:35Please.
00:25:35I've been thinking, um,
00:25:48about what you said,
00:25:49and I think,
00:25:50I think I'm gonna try to do it.
00:25:53and
00:25:54if I give up drinking altogether,
00:25:58I always wonder if maybe you could,
00:26:00I don't know,
00:26:00I was hoping you could call off your lawyer.
00:26:05Hi.
00:26:07Bob Flynn.
00:26:08This is my ex-husband, Dwayne.
00:26:09Hey.
00:26:10Dwayne,
00:26:10nice meeting you.
00:26:11Yeah, you too.
00:26:13Bob is going to be taking us to lunch.
00:26:16Yeah, you wanna come
00:26:16or just going, uh,
00:26:17just going around the corner?
00:26:18Yeah, Daddy, come.
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:22Um.
00:26:22Quick bite?
00:26:26Oh, did you tell Daddy who came?
00:26:27Who came where?
00:26:30Oh, my God.
00:26:31Let me see.
00:26:32Two in one day?
00:26:34Oh, and the Tooth Fairy gave you five bucks?
00:26:37Thank you very much.
00:26:39So what are you gonna get?
00:26:41A necklace.
00:26:42A necklace, huh?
00:26:44Yeah?
00:26:45Well, we talked about that.
00:26:46That's more of a grown-up present.
00:26:47It costs more than five dollars.
00:26:49Well, what kind of necklace?
00:26:51It's the same as Mommy's.
00:26:52Oh, yeah?
00:26:53Which one?
00:26:54It's nothing.
00:26:54It's, um...
00:26:56No, it's, uh...
00:26:58Well, I had seen this thing.
00:27:01I drew it out for a guy.
00:27:02I designed a little, uh...
00:27:05And he had it made for my birthday.
00:27:08That is true.
00:27:08It was great.
00:27:15You got my flowers.
00:27:17I did.
00:27:18They were beautiful.
00:27:20Beautiful.
00:27:21Bob threw them out.
00:27:23Mary.
00:27:23I saw him throw them out.
00:27:25Bob did not just throw them out.
00:27:27No.
00:27:27Lynn, it's fine.
00:27:28Mary, he didn't throw them out.
00:27:29Lynn.
00:27:30No, what happened was they were a little ripe.
00:27:32And I thought it was time to throw them out.
00:27:34We would never, ever just throw them away.
00:27:36Lynn, it's okay.
00:27:38It's been a week and a half.
00:27:40I'm glad you got them.
00:27:41Happy birthday.
00:27:57Hey, you guys.
00:27:59It's time for Powerpuff Girls.
00:28:01Powerpuff Girls!
00:28:01Woo!
00:28:03Powerpuff Girls!
00:28:03I'll be in in a minute.
00:28:05Mom?
00:28:06Okay, don't sit too close.
00:28:09Woo!
00:28:09Thank God for Powerpuff Girls, eh?
00:28:11I can say that again.
00:28:14Well, I gotta go.
00:28:15Thanks again for lunch.
00:28:16Oh, yeah, sure.
00:28:17Listen, it was really a pleasure.
00:28:18Yeah, you too.
00:28:19Um, Mary.
00:28:23Oh, yeah, how'd that go?
00:28:24Good.
00:28:25Um, she's okay.
00:28:28She's just, uh, mad at Katie for calling her fat.
00:28:31Mm-hmm.
00:28:32But she'll be all right.
00:28:33I thought that's what it was.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:34You know, I had told her that I am happy to help her if she wants to, you know, get in a little
00:28:38better shape.
00:28:39Because there's easy things that I can do with diet, exercise, really easy stuff.
00:28:43Yeah, well, she's eight, you know, so.
00:28:45Yeah, no, I know.
00:28:46I mean, there's...
00:28:46I just thought that, uh...
00:28:47Plenty of time for her to be self-conscious later.
00:28:50Yeah, sure.
00:28:52Yeah, although, you know, it's never too early to start good habits.
00:28:54You know, especially with nutrition, because, you know, at a young age, the fat cells...
00:28:57You know, it's, um, what...
00:28:59He's very into nutrition.
00:29:00He's really, uh, healthy.
00:29:02Lives a healthy lifestyle.
00:29:03No, I know.
00:29:03Mary said, jogging Bob.
00:29:06Uh, just Bob.
00:29:08It's fine.
00:29:08Huh?
00:29:09Just Bob.
00:29:12Well, just Bob.
00:29:13Bob, I'm just telling you that she doesn't really need to hear you telling her she needs
00:29:19to lose weight.
00:29:20First of all, that's a wrong thing to be telling an eight-year-old girl.
00:29:25And second of all, it's none of your fucking business.
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:28Okay, you know what?
00:29:29Dwayne, please.
00:29:29No.
00:29:30Because if you're going to be an asshole, all right?
00:29:32Guys.
00:29:33Guys.
00:29:33Asshole.
00:29:33Really.
00:29:34It's just...
00:29:34Calm down.
00:29:35Dwayne, what are you doing?
00:29:37Dwayne, what are you doing?
00:29:38Dwayne, what are you doing?
00:29:39Dwayne, stop it.
00:29:39Stop it.
00:29:40Are you staying?
00:29:46No, no.
00:29:47I gotta go.
00:30:01Love you.
00:30:02Bye, Daddy.
00:30:03Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:05Stop.
00:30:06Stop.
00:30:10Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:40Hey, Dwayne.
00:30:43Hey, Frank.
00:30:48Dwayne.
00:30:50Anthony.
00:30:51You know Aldo?
00:30:53Yeah.
00:30:54I mean, I don't know him, but he's a comic, right?
00:30:57Not for long, he ain't.
00:31:06What's up?
00:31:07Aldo got Michelle pregnant.
00:31:10Who's Michelle?
00:31:12You know, the waitress in the lounge, night shift, 1819, she's got that tit, too.
00:31:18Oh, yeah, Michelle.
00:31:20What, he got her pregnant?
00:31:21Yep.
00:31:22She started showing and Robin was going to fire her, so then she told him it was Aldo.
00:31:27Fuck.
00:31:28What's she doing with Aldo anyway?
00:31:29He's like 55 years old.
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:32How do you know?
00:31:33Patty told me.
00:31:34Who's Patty?
00:31:35Bartender.
00:31:36You know, she's got the black hair with the, like, the white...
00:31:38Oh, yeah, like, uh, like a scum.
00:31:40I'm telling your ass right now, Aldo.
00:31:43Screw you, you fat bastard.
00:31:44Oh, screw me.
00:31:46Screw this shit.
00:31:47What, you motherfucker?
00:31:48Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
00:31:51Now don't come back here anymore.
00:31:54You understand me?
00:31:55Do you understand me?
00:31:57Yeah, yeah.
00:31:58Shut the fuck up.
00:31:59Hey, buddy, Fyfe.
00:32:16You got your shot.
00:32:17You're on Tuesday night.
00:32:19I hope you're funny.
00:32:26Hey, listen.
00:32:26You thought any more about what I said about the roommate thing?
00:32:29I mean, you can't ride that bike everywhere.
00:32:31Let's face it.
00:32:34Why do you want to live with me, Anthony?
00:32:36Fine.
00:32:37I told you I'm looking to be closer to work.
00:32:39So just get an apartment.
00:32:40I mean, it's easy.
00:32:42Yeah, but...
00:32:42Yeah, but what?
00:32:43But what?
00:32:44What do you want from me?
00:32:46Seriously.
00:32:47I mean, you're...
00:32:48What, you really think you're going to be some star?
00:32:52You're what?
00:32:52You're 38 years old.
00:32:53I mean, you're dreaming, man.
00:32:56You're funny, but you're dreaming.
00:33:03Yeah, well, what's your dream, Dwayne?
00:33:05Tell me what your dream is, man.
00:33:08At least I got one.
00:33:13You know what?
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16It's none of my fucking business, Anthony.
00:33:18I'm sorry.
00:33:18I'm sorry.
00:33:23This is cool.
00:33:26I'm sorry, man.
00:33:26So...
00:33:27You, um...
00:33:30So you, uh...
00:33:31You really think I'm funny?
00:33:34Yeah?
00:33:36You're funny, yeah.
00:33:37Yes.
00:33:38Yes.
00:33:39You're a funny guy, Anthony.
00:33:41I knew it.
00:33:42I knew it, man.
00:33:43Look, I, uh...
00:33:44I just don't want to live alone, all right?
00:33:46That's all.
00:33:47That's why.
00:33:48Yeah, I'm 38 years old.
00:33:50I live with my mom in Cape May, New Jersey.
00:33:52But look, I know you better than anyone else at work,
00:33:54and I don't want to work in a casino all night
00:33:56and then go home to some piece of shit apartment I'm renting
00:33:59like a fucking vampire.
00:34:00I don't want to do that shit, you know?
00:34:02And I just thought we can, you know, help each other out.
00:34:05No harm, no foul.
00:34:06You know, if it works, great.
00:34:08If it doesn't, it doesn't.
00:34:10You know?
00:34:11You know?
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:22The house, it's not even mine.
00:34:24It's my parents, so...
00:34:26You don't have to pay me any rent, okay?
00:34:30Just give me some money for utilities and a phone
00:34:33and the occasional ride, and we'll see how it goes.
00:34:37Coast 101 weather.
00:34:41It sucks!
00:34:42Ha!
00:34:43Official weather for you.
00:34:45It's the Eastern Easter, so if you're inside, stay there.
00:34:48That's my advice anyway.
00:34:49Rick DeAngelis, rockin' the Jersey Shoreline!
00:34:52Shut up.
00:34:53God, see that guy?
00:34:55He drives me crazy.
00:34:57He thinks he's so funny.
00:34:58Who?
00:34:59Rick DeAngelis.
00:35:02Rockin' the Jersey Shoreline.
00:35:03Shut up.
00:35:05What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
00:35:15I don't know.
00:35:16Probably just spent it with my neighbors, Wally and Fred.
00:35:21Is Linda taking the kids to visit our folks?
00:35:25No, I don't think so.
00:35:27So why aren't you having dinner with them?
00:35:31It's not gonna happen.
00:35:32No.
00:35:35You know, my old man was always on the road.
00:35:43My mom was working her ass off, keeping me and my two brothers together.
00:35:49She'd bust his balls, he'd drink a little.
00:35:51Not bad, you know.
00:35:54But I always worked out with them.
00:35:56You know, I mean, we felt it.
00:36:01They just, they just, they just loved each other.
00:36:06Fickness and hell.
00:36:07That's right.
00:36:10That's right.
00:36:14Give me another, will you, James?
00:36:15I've got to go.
00:36:24Come on, inside.
00:36:27Would you help me out?
00:36:29Dwayne, it's pouring.
00:36:32I've got to go.
00:36:33No, you've got to be kidding me.
00:36:41Oh, no.
00:36:44Brahmapur.
00:36:45Brahmapur.
00:36:46Chanae.
00:36:49Chuk.
00:36:51Chukarapali.
00:36:53T-Taruka.
00:36:54T-Tarucha.
00:36:56T-Tarucha.
00:36:57T-Tarucha.
00:36:57Answer the phone!
00:37:00Kakinata.
00:37:00Oh, God.
00:37:01Visha.
00:37:02Do you think I can get a taxi?
00:37:05I don't know.
00:37:07Have you been to Kakinata?
00:37:08God.
00:37:10Shit.
00:37:11What am I going to do?
00:37:14Dwayne, I am serious.
00:37:15I have got to get back.
00:37:18All right, come here.
00:37:20Tell you what.
00:37:23You go to bed with me,
00:37:25and I'll let you borrow my boogie board.
00:37:30Dwayne,
00:37:30I am soon not going to sleep with you.
00:37:33Why not?
00:37:36Dwayne,
00:37:37stop.
00:37:38Why?
00:37:39Because
00:37:40you're drunk,
00:37:41and
00:37:41you smell
00:37:43like a dead rat.
00:37:44Oh, oh.
00:37:46And that's a bad thing.
00:37:48God.
00:37:50Oh,
00:37:51you're probably right.
00:37:54Shit.
00:37:55Hey, you know,
00:37:55you're welcome to stay as long as you want.
00:37:57I think I'm going to take a nap.
00:38:02Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
00:38:25for the land of the tall palm tree.
00:38:29Although I owe a Milwaukee,
00:38:32hello,
00:38:33wacky key.
00:38:35I just stepped down from the airplane
00:38:37when I heard her say,
00:38:41wacky, wacky,
00:38:42nuky,
00:38:42looky,
00:38:42wacky,
00:38:43wacky,
00:38:43nuky,
00:38:44looky.
00:38:44Would you like a land?
00:38:46Hey,
00:38:46let's talk dirty in Hawaii,
00:38:50whisper in my ear.
00:38:53Yeah,
00:38:53kapooka,
00:38:54maka,
00:38:54wah-wah-heney,
00:38:55are the words I long to hear.
00:38:59Lay your coconut on my tiki,
00:39:02what the heck,
00:39:03a muka,
00:39:03muka,
00:39:03dear.
00:39:05Let's talk dirty in Hawaii,
00:39:07say the words I long to hear.
00:39:13So, hey,
00:39:13get over here.
00:39:14This is Dwayne,
00:39:15he's the manager at Caesars.
00:39:17And, uh,
00:39:18Dwayne,
00:39:19this is Stephanie,
00:39:20right?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:21Stephanie?
00:39:22Okay,
00:39:22and Sharon.
00:39:23Sharon's got that,
00:39:24like,
00:39:24Julia Roberts vibe happening,
00:39:26I'm feeling it.
00:39:27And this is the lovely Arlene.
00:39:30And over here,
00:39:30this is Erica.
00:39:32So, listen,
00:39:33ladies,
00:39:34this is what I'm thinking.
00:39:34I'm headlining Tuesday night
00:39:36at the Blue Martini.
00:39:37I do comedy.
00:39:38And since Dwayne manages
00:39:39the casino,
00:39:40I'm thinking we'd love
00:39:41to have you guys
00:39:42come out for the show.
00:39:43You manage there?
00:39:45Yeah,
00:39:45Dwayne's been there,
00:39:45what,
00:39:4510 years?
00:39:46Almost nine.
00:39:48Yeah,
00:39:48almost nine.
00:39:49And you're headlining?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:51How come I never heard of you?
00:39:52Oh, no, no,
00:39:53I'm just getting into stand-up.
00:39:54I'm mostly an actor,
00:39:56and Dwayne,
00:39:56he came out to L.A.,
00:39:58and he invited me out here
00:39:59because he saw me
00:39:59at the comedy store.
00:40:01Mostly,
00:40:02it's the acting thing.
00:40:03You know Jag
00:40:04on CBS?
00:40:06I heard of that.
00:40:07That's,
00:40:07that young guy,
00:40:08the cute guy.
00:40:09Anyone seen it?
00:40:11Anyone?
00:40:11Okay, well,
00:40:13I do a regular role
00:40:14on there.
00:40:15I play a marine doctor.
00:40:17It's sort of a best friend
00:40:18part with the main character.
00:40:20Really?
00:40:22Yeah,
00:40:22we got,
00:40:23because of Thanksgiving,
00:40:23we have a couple
00:40:24hiatus weeks,
00:40:25so I'm out here
00:40:25doing my act
00:40:26at the casino,
00:40:27some other pub.
00:40:29Pub?
00:40:30Publicity.
00:40:31You know,
00:40:32Regis and Kelly Lee,
00:40:33Conan O'Brien,
00:40:34stuff like that.
00:40:35And back to L.A.?
00:40:36Yeah,
00:40:37we got three more shows
00:40:38to shoot before Christmas,
00:40:39so...
00:40:39Yeah,
00:40:40maybe we'll come.
00:40:41Cool.
00:40:43If I could have
00:40:43your autograph.
00:40:44You can have
00:40:45whatever you want,
00:40:45baby.
00:40:46Tuesday night at 10,
00:40:47in the lounge.
00:40:49Bring your dancing shoes.
00:40:53Jag?
00:40:54Yeah,
00:40:55college chicks
00:40:55don't watch Jag.
00:40:57Different thermographic.
00:40:57Let me tell y'all
00:41:25what it's like
00:41:26being male,
00:41:27middle class,
00:41:28and white.
00:41:29It's a bitch
00:41:30if you don't believe.
00:41:32Listen up to my new CD.
00:41:34Sham on.
00:41:44I got shit running
00:41:45through my brain.
00:41:47So intense
00:41:48that I can't explain.
00:41:49All alone
00:41:50in my white boy pain.
00:41:52Shake your booty
00:41:53while the band complains.
00:41:55What the band
00:41:55I'm rockin'
00:42:04the suburbs.
00:42:06It's just like
00:42:07Michael Jackson did.
00:42:09I'm rockin'
00:42:09the suburbs.
00:42:11You said that
00:42:12he was talented.
00:42:14I'm rockin'
00:42:14the suburbs.
00:42:17Yeah,
00:42:18yeah,
00:42:18I'm rockin'
00:42:19the suburbs.
00:42:22Howdy!
00:42:22I'm Anthony.
00:42:26Oh,
00:42:27yes,
00:42:28so we saw...
00:42:29Fred and Wally.
00:42:31Dwayne told me
00:42:32all about you guys.
00:42:34Uh-huh.
00:42:36I just moved in.
00:42:37Yes,
00:42:37we saw you moving in.
00:42:39How do you know Dwayne?
00:42:40We work together.
00:42:42At the casinos?
00:42:43Yeah,
00:42:43at Caesars.
00:42:44We haven't been up
00:42:45to the casinos
00:42:46in years.
00:42:47We, uh...
00:42:49Actually,
00:42:49we saw Johnny Mathis,
00:42:50one of them,
00:42:51about, oh,
00:42:52some time ago.
00:42:54How long ago
00:42:55would that have been,
00:42:56Wally?
00:42:56I have no idea.
00:42:57Yo!
00:42:58Dwayne!
00:42:59Well,
00:43:00see,
00:43:00we're here to tell Dwayne
00:43:02that we're changing
00:43:02the time on Thanksgiving dinner
00:43:04to four o'clock.
00:43:05Oh, Thanksgiving!
00:43:06Yes.
00:43:08Yes,
00:43:08we're having Dwayne.
00:43:10And, uh...
00:43:12Say,
00:43:13are you going to be here?
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:16Well, Anthony,
00:43:17why don't you join us?
00:43:19Really?
00:43:20Great!
00:43:20Absolutely!
00:43:22Well,
00:43:22a couple things,
00:43:23all right?
00:43:23I'm a strict vegetarian
00:43:24and I have ADHD,
00:43:26so, you know,
00:43:26I have a hard time
00:43:27sitting still.
00:43:28Your friend,
00:43:28who are?
00:43:29Hey,
00:43:29we, uh,
00:43:30just invited your friend
00:43:31to join us
00:43:32for Thanksgiving.
00:43:33Well, good.
00:43:34Listen,
00:43:34good to meet you guys.
00:43:36Wally, Fred,
00:43:37thanks for the invite.
00:43:38Peace.
00:43:41It's my new roommate.
00:43:42Yes,
00:43:43he was telling us.
00:43:44He's quite a character.
00:43:46Oh, yeah,
00:43:46he's,
00:43:46he's non-stop.
00:43:48So,
00:43:49Linda and the girls.
00:43:51Yeah,
00:43:51they're going to be having dinner
00:43:52with Linda's boyfriend.
00:43:54Linda has a boyfriend.
00:43:56What?
00:43:59Well,
00:43:59uh,
00:44:00these things
00:44:01happen
00:44:01and
00:44:02life
00:44:03goes on.
00:44:05Honestly,
00:44:05honestly,
00:44:05guys,
00:44:06I just got off the phone
00:44:08with my lawyer.
00:44:10Linda's trying
00:44:10to take the kids away,
00:44:12so I don't know
00:44:13if I'm going to make it
00:44:13to dinner Thursday.
00:44:15Well,
00:44:15that's all right,
00:44:17Dwayne.
00:44:19We're just a couple
00:44:20of old men,
00:44:21but any way we can help,
00:44:22we will.
00:44:23So,
00:44:24why don't you go back
00:44:25inside with your
00:44:26crazy roommate
00:44:26and if you can,
00:44:29come to Thanksgiving dinner
00:44:30Thursday
00:44:31at four o'clock.
00:44:34And we'll all,
00:44:35uh,
00:44:35give thanks,
00:44:36you know.
00:44:48Dwayne,
00:44:49Carl,
00:44:50shake it.
00:44:50The old lady went to Larry,
00:45:10that prick.
00:45:14Dwayne,
00:45:14I love you like a son,
00:45:17but what the fuck
00:45:18are you doing?
00:45:22How bad is this,
00:45:23Carl?
00:45:26It's the game,
00:45:27Dwayne.
00:45:29Oh, man,
00:45:30don't, don't,
00:45:31don't tell me that.
00:45:32I mean,
00:45:32I'm,
00:45:32I'm in the middle
00:45:35of it here.
00:45:36Dwayne,
00:45:36listen to me.
00:45:38Are you listening?
00:45:39We're all in the middle
00:45:40of it here.
00:45:41I just took out
00:45:42a second fucking mortgage
00:45:43to pay for a fucking degree
00:45:45in communications.
00:45:46I don't even know
00:45:47what that is,
00:45:48but I'm not starring
00:45:49in a fucking movie
00:45:50doing shit
00:45:51that cost me
00:45:52my fucking job.
00:45:56Dwayne,
00:45:57my fucking hands
00:45:58are tied here.
00:46:00Larry almost fired me,
00:46:01you understand?
00:46:06You saved any money?
00:46:08I think Larry's days
00:46:11may be numbered.
00:46:13I heard they offered him
00:46:14Vegas.
00:46:16If he takes it,
00:46:17we all move up.
00:46:18I become Larry.
00:46:20You're back in.
00:46:23We'll see.
00:46:24I'm sorry, kid.
00:46:27How about you finish
00:46:29out the week?
00:46:38I'm sorry, kid.
00:46:57It's fucking hard, isn't it?
00:47:14What do you mean?
00:47:15Why?
00:47:19Because...
00:47:20Why?
00:47:21Because why?
00:47:22We did it.
00:47:24I know we did it, so I thought it was good.
00:47:31Oh, no, it was Grant.
00:47:38Okay, take a little longer to answer that.
00:47:43Got it.
00:47:45That's right.
00:47:48No, it was.
00:47:50No, I might say it was.
00:47:51I'm sure it was great.
00:47:54It was great.
00:48:02Hey, can I tell you something?
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:14I mean, I think I can tell you this, because, you know, because we're friends.
00:48:18Oh, no, that's not what I mean.
00:48:21I'm a friend.
00:48:22No, you know what I mean.
00:48:26You know what I mean.
00:48:29I'm kidding, Dwayne.
00:48:31Wow.
00:48:34What?
00:48:38I just hope you understand why I say that.
00:48:40I still love Linda.
00:48:45I still love Linda.
00:48:50You know?
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:58You know?
00:48:59Yeah.
00:48:59You know, what happened?
00:49:06Dwayne.
00:49:07No, don't, don't go.
00:49:08you know what I mean.
00:49:09No, don't.
00:49:10Let's have a walk.
00:49:11There is no.
00:49:15No, don't go.
00:49:17No.
00:49:17No, don't go.
00:49:18No.
00:49:18No, don't go冷, just go冷.
00:49:18You know what I mean.
00:49:19No.
00:49:19No, don't go冷 or hot.
00:49:28No, don't go冷 or hot.
00:49:31Hey, Jake.
00:49:32Oh, no!
00:49:38Hey, Jake!
00:49:40Jaker!
00:49:41Hey, come here for a sec.
00:49:42Hey, Mr. Huffman!
00:49:45Hey, Jake, how you doing?
00:49:47Good.
00:49:48Good, good.
00:49:49Listen, can you do me a favor?
00:49:51What's that?
00:49:52Well, I want you to go inside and find Mary and Kate, okay?
00:49:55And tell them I need to see them real quick, all right?
00:49:57I just need to tell them something.
00:49:58Can you do that?
00:49:59No.
00:50:01No.
00:50:02Why not?
00:50:03Sorry, Mr. Huffman.
00:50:04I gotta go.
00:50:05All right.
00:50:06Don't worry about it, Jake.
00:50:07Kate has playtime anyways now, I think.
00:50:10Oh, yeah.
00:50:11That's her.
00:50:12Hey!
00:50:13Katie!
00:50:14Come here!
00:50:20I'm her dad.
00:50:22Sweetie, hi.
00:50:23Hi, Daddy.
00:50:24What are you doing here?
00:50:25Oh, well, I was just around the corner, and I knew you had playtime now,
00:50:30so I thought I'd say a quick hello.
00:50:32Are you warm enough, sweetie?
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:34Yeah, you sure?
00:50:35I'm sure.
00:50:36Yeah?
00:50:37How was school today?
00:50:39Good.
00:50:40Yeah?
00:50:41We practiced for our play, the Thanksgiving play.
00:50:44Oh, yeah?
00:50:45I'm an Indian-American.
00:50:46What?
00:50:47I'm an Indian-American, Daddy, like an Indian.
00:50:51Oh, oh, that's great, sweetie.
00:50:54Yeah, it's fun to be the Indian, huh?
00:50:56Pilgrims are boring.
00:50:57Can you come?
00:50:58Any problem?
00:50:59Oh, sweetie, you know, you know how I have work in the mornings.
00:51:04Mm-hmm.
00:51:05All right, kid.
00:51:06Oh, hey, don't, don't get upset, okay?
00:51:08Please, sweetie, I just wanted to come by and say a nice hello.
00:51:12It's over.
00:51:13Okay?
00:51:14You know about when I work.
00:51:15Hello, sir.
00:51:17We're going inside.
00:51:18It's too cold.
00:51:19Oh, all right.
00:51:20Can I help you with anything?
00:51:21No, no, she'll be right there.
00:51:24Hey, hey, I'm sorry about the play, okay?
00:51:28I just, I just wanted to see you, see your sweet face, sweetie Kate.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33Okay, come here, come here.
00:51:34Give me a kiss.
00:51:35Come here.
00:51:36Come here.
00:51:37Kate!
00:51:42Daddy, let go of me.
00:51:44Off you go.
00:51:59I've been sober 15 years.
00:52:01And every time my mother-in-law makes that funky-ass nut loaf thing, I want to jump.
00:52:07You understand?
00:52:08Not fall.
00:52:09Jump off the motherfucking wagon.
00:52:12Now, we know this is a bad time or can be a bad time.
00:52:17The holidays ain't for drunks that want to do right.
00:52:19You know what I'm saying?
00:52:21So let's talk about that.
00:52:23We talk about it.
00:52:25How about you?
00:52:27Yeah, that's right, you.
00:52:30Sneaky-ass rookie.
00:52:31I see you sneaking in back there.
00:52:33My name is William.
00:52:34I run this group here.
00:52:36Welcome.
00:52:37Come on in.
00:52:38Get yourself a chair.
00:52:39Join the circle.
00:52:41Why don't you tell us your name and a little bit about yourself?
00:52:56Um...
00:52:58I'm Dwayne.
00:52:59Dwayne Hopwood.
00:53:00Good morning, Dwayne.
00:53:01Good morning, Dwayne.
00:53:02Tell us, what's up with you today?
00:53:05Well, my lawyer, uh, said I should do this.
00:53:11I don't, um, I've never been to one of these things.
00:53:15So, uh, but I got a court thing coming up and, um, he thought that, uh, this might help.
00:53:23What kind of court thing?
00:53:25I got stopped out on the parkway last week on a DWI.
00:53:30And he thinks that, uh, the judge might like it if I showed up for a few of these things.
00:53:36You know?
00:53:37This first time you've been busted on a DWI?
00:53:39Yeah.
00:53:40First time.
00:53:41Hopefully the last.
00:53:42I heard that.
00:53:43So your lawyer thinks you should be here.
00:53:46What do you think?
00:53:48What do I think?
00:53:49I don't know, uh, if it'll help, you know?
00:53:52I mean, I'm not sure I need to be here, but...
00:53:58Well, let me tell you, Dwayne, I'm a recovering alcoholic, but I'm also a lawyer myself.
00:54:04And that's advice I give to somebody with a real problem, not a first-time DWI.
00:54:09Hey, you're in a room full of people who thought they could get better themselves, including me.
00:54:14But my experience, and I've been doing this for a long time, tells me that when a person walks through that door, they need help.
00:54:23And we're your friends.
00:54:26Nothing leaves this room.
00:54:28Nothing.
00:54:36I, um...
00:54:39I had my daughter in the car.
00:54:53My wife's lawyer, um, I'm divorced, is telling her that she should have my visitation rights revoked,
00:55:08which means I won't be able to see my two daughters.
00:55:12And if that happens, um, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:55:20You don't think you're an alcoholic, Dwayne?
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:27My wife says I am.
00:55:30My ex-wife.
00:55:35My lawyer says I should be here.
00:55:38Me?
00:55:39Uh, uh, you know?
00:55:43I'm just...
00:55:44I'm just sad.
00:55:46Is all.
00:55:47I'm just sad right now.
00:55:51Cause...
00:55:53Look, I'm-I'm not a drunk.
00:55:56I-I'm...
00:55:59I hate that word.
00:56:03And I work hard.
00:56:04And I pay my bills.
00:56:05And I'm just...
00:56:06Just...
00:56:07And I can't have them take my kids away.
00:56:18I can't have that.
00:56:20Sorry, I gotta go.
00:56:24Hey, Dwayne.
00:56:28Promises you'll come back?
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:39Hey, Steve.
00:56:40Morning, counselor.
00:56:43That's her lawyer, right?
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:46He's not a bad guy, actually.
00:56:47We play softball together.
00:56:49Shitty third baseman.
00:56:50Oh, yeah?
00:56:51The worst.
00:56:54Plus, he runs like a girl.
00:57:00Just try to relax.
00:57:01Remember what I told you, okay?
00:57:05Mr. Hopwood.
00:57:07Do you wish to say anything?
00:57:10Yes, your honor.
00:57:15Now's the time.
00:57:16Um, Linda, you know I feel real bad about having Mary in the car.
00:57:25Mr. Hopwood, please confine your remarks to me, not to your ex-wife.
00:57:28You know-you know me, Linda.
00:57:29Come on.
00:57:30I would never do anything-
00:57:31Mr. Hopwood.
00:57:33Yes, your honor.
00:57:34I will not warn you again.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:39Do you understand?
00:57:40Yes, your honor.
00:57:42Look, I know I'm at fault here.
00:57:45Linda's-she's a great mom.
00:57:50I mean, she's really raised them.
00:57:53She's had to be the bad guy sometimes, with the discipline.
00:57:57Because I just wasn't-I mean, I was at work.
00:58:01I was always at work.
00:58:05I see that now.
00:58:07And I didn't know-
00:58:08And then-then she left.
00:58:13And it got worse.
00:58:18You know, it-I know I'm not supposed to tell you this, but now-now I've lost my job, your honor, and-
00:58:23Who told you not to tell me that?
00:58:26Um, nobody. Nobody, your honor.
00:58:29Nobody, your honor.
00:58:30Nobody?
00:58:31No.
00:58:32No, I just know.
00:58:34Look, I'm sorry.
00:58:36Your honor.
00:58:39I love my kids.
00:58:42I love my ex-wife.
00:58:44Still.
00:58:46But, I know, she deserves to be happy.
00:58:49So do I.
00:58:51My parents were together for 49 years.
00:58:56And after my mother died, six months later, my-my father, he just-he went.
00:59:02Two.
00:59:04Because he had no reason to stay.
00:59:09See what I'm saying? I need a reason to stay.
00:59:21Your honor.
00:59:25Your honor.
00:59:42Works with the bed.
00:59:51I'm gonna go talk to her.
00:59:53Don't do that.
00:59:54No, no, it'll be all right.
00:59:55Dwayne, don't do that.
00:59:56I'm gonna talk to her.
00:59:57Dwayne, listen to me.
00:59:58You wanna go to jail, you idiot?
00:59:59I'm telling you, don't go there.
01:00:00Why not?
01:00:01Listen, you gotta calm down.
01:00:02I am, okay.
01:00:03I'm telling you, you gotta calm down.
01:00:04It all depends on the judge and how she views things.
01:00:07Come on, I'm just upset.
01:00:09I wasn't gonna hurt anyone with the bed.
01:00:12Dwayne, go home.
01:00:13Stay there.
01:00:14I'll call you as soon as I know something.
01:00:18You hear me?
01:00:20Gobble, gobble, gobble, baby.
01:00:21Thursday's the day.
01:00:22Thanksgiving!
01:00:23Turkey holocaust.
01:00:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:25Oh, poor bastards.
01:00:26Hey, what is that?
01:00:27An axe?
01:00:28Ouch.
01:00:29Time to spend some quality time with the family.
01:00:31Stuff yourself like the little picky you are.
01:00:34Cranberry sauce, potatoes, string beans, candy can.
01:00:37Ooh, baby!
01:00:38Ghost 101!
01:00:39Dang me!
01:00:40Dang me!
01:00:41They ought to take a rope and hang me.
01:00:43High from the highest tree.
01:00:44Woman, would you wait for me?
01:00:45Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
01:00:52Oh, child?
01:00:53Dang me.
01:00:54Dang me.
01:00:55They ought to dig a rope and hang me.
01:00:57High from the highest tree.
01:00:59Woman, would you wait for me?
01:01:01Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
01:01:05Hey, how'd it go?
01:01:07I don't know.
01:01:08I'll uh, uh...
01:01:10I'll find out this afternoon.
01:01:12Oh, alright.
01:01:13Well, sit down man.
01:01:14I want to run some stuff by you.
01:01:15I've got some stuff by you.
01:01:21Well, what do you think?
01:01:24I figured I'd come out like this.
01:01:26You know, got this whole pissed off turkey monologue worked out.
01:01:29Just wrote it.
01:01:30You know, I thought I'd run it by you.
01:01:32It's brand new, but I think it'll kill.
01:01:34And I feel like I gotta grab him by the balls.
01:01:36Just get, you know, nuts.
01:01:38Okay.
01:01:40You think it's too much?
01:01:42No, no, it's very funny.
01:01:46So can you listen?
01:01:48It's been a rough morning.
01:01:50I think I just need to be alone for a while.
01:01:52Well, I'm sorry, man. I'll get out of here.
01:01:54No, that's all right. That's not what I meant.
01:01:56No, really. I'm cool.
01:01:57I have a couple other props to pick up anyway.
01:01:59So you're coming tonight, though, right?
01:02:01Oh, yeah, I'll be there.
01:02:03Cool, man, because I'm freaked. I am so freaked.
01:02:05For real, but in a good way.
01:02:07You know what I mean?
01:02:08I mean, things happen for a reason, Dwayne.
01:02:10You know what I mean? They really do.
01:02:12Everything's gonna be okay.
01:02:14For both of us, you know?
01:02:16It's gonna work out.
01:02:17And you've been a great friend.
01:02:19And I really hope things work out with your wife and kids.
01:02:22I'm gonna say a prayer.
01:02:24Thanks, man.
01:02:26And, you know, if I don't see you before you go up there,
01:02:29you break a drumstick.
01:02:31I like that right there. That's funny.
01:02:34I'm telling you, you're a funny guy, Dwayne.
01:02:36I'm gonna write that down.
01:02:38You're a fee.
01:02:39You're aburse boy.
01:02:40You're a earnest boy.
01:02:41It's a fireplace for first.
01:02:42quiet place.
01:02:43Just like that.
01:02:44Let's get your pay off.
01:02:45You're gonna write that down.
01:02:46This is a good one.
01:02:47This is a good one.
01:02:48Uh-uh-uh.
01:02:49This is a good one.
01:02:50This is a good one.
01:02:51This is a good one.
01:02:52This is a good one.
01:02:53Hey, what's up?
01:03:16Let's talk.
01:03:23Dwayne, Dwayne, hold on, Dwayne, Dwayne, listen to me.
01:03:44You're only going to make it work.
01:03:46Dwayne, don't do that, Dwayne.
01:03:53Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne.
01:04:22Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne.
01:04:52All right.
01:05:21Hey, how you doing?
01:05:23Hi, everybody.
01:05:24Mike, good to see you.
01:05:25Everybody good.
01:05:26Everybody got a drink?
01:05:27Mo Green, how are you?
01:05:29Hey, Fred, give Mike a drink.
01:05:30Where are you from, guy?
01:05:32Good.
01:05:32Philly.
01:05:33I knew it.
01:05:34I saw you earlier trying to cash in your chips for a cheesesteak.
01:05:37I knew it.
01:05:38And ladies, how are you?
01:05:40You're back.
01:05:4140th year in a row.
01:05:43You still haven't broken even.
01:05:44Come on, ladies, let's pick it up.
01:05:46Let's pick it up.
01:05:47Come on, ladies.
01:05:48Let's pick it up.
01:05:49Let's pick it up.
01:05:50Yeah, okay, let's look alive, people.
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:16It's a comedy show here.
01:06:19Ladies, how you doing?
01:06:24Excellent seat you got here.
01:06:26Looking right at the slot machines.
01:06:28All right.
01:06:29And how you doing over here?
01:06:30How you guys?
01:06:30Very cool.
01:06:31Where are you from over there?
01:06:33Uh-huh.
01:06:34Oh, thank you.
01:06:36Thanks very much.
01:06:38Am I finished?
01:06:39I guess I'm done.
01:06:40That's it for me, everybody.
01:06:41Good night.
01:06:41I'm just doing two minutes.
01:06:43You guys can catch me here tomorrow night performing from 843 to 845.
01:06:47But it will be a different two minutes.
01:06:49I promise you.
01:06:50You catch me?
01:06:50Oh, what are we doing now?
01:06:52Oh, great.
01:06:52Charades, yeah.
01:06:54You're a mime who's suffered a head injury.
01:06:57You're the worst guy ever from Cirque du Soleil.
01:07:01Uh, oh, oh, something else here now.
01:07:04Oh, uh, ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for the drunk guy and my roommate.
01:07:10He's also my roommate.
01:07:11Can you believe that, ladies?
01:07:12Unbelievable.
01:07:14And my road manager.
01:07:15He's my road manager, too.
01:07:17Yeah, just take a walk, stroll around, do whatever you need to do.
01:07:24Uh, no, sir, uh, I'm too sexy for my shirt.
01:07:27You are ruining my set.
01:07:30Dwayne, man, what are you doing?
01:07:32Dwayne, come on.
01:07:34Dwayne, come on, man.
01:07:42Robin, hold the desk.
01:07:43Hurry up.
01:07:45Come on.
01:07:47The casino's actually got odds on this fight.
01:07:49It's, uh...
01:07:50Robin, hurry up.
01:08:02It's not funny, please.
01:08:04It's not funny.
01:08:04It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it
01:08:34Good morning.
01:09:02Word up.
01:09:02Why is it hot?
01:09:05I do a rap thing.
01:09:11Fresh.
01:09:13Peace.
01:09:14I didn't even get to it.
01:09:17I'm sorry, man.
01:09:18I'm really sorry.
01:09:23It's all right.
01:09:24It was going good before it became a duet.
01:09:28Robin says it'll let me go on again, so...
01:09:31You all right?
01:09:32Yeah, I'm all right.
01:09:34You're lucky they let me take you home, man.
01:09:36They wanted to call the cops, send you to the hospital,
01:09:38but I knew if that happened, you'd probably end up in jail,
01:09:41so Tommy and I dragged your ass back here.
01:09:44The fuck were you on?
01:09:46About nine scotches and, um...
01:09:49an old hit of mescaline some guy at work gave me.
01:09:52Oh, Jesus.
01:09:53What did I sound like on nine scotches and a hit of mescaline?
01:09:58Loud.
01:09:59You sounded loud, man.
01:10:02So, uh, the court thing didn't work out?
01:10:06No.
01:10:06I lost visitation rights.
01:10:09And Linda is gone.
01:10:12With the kids.
01:10:13I'm sorry, man.
01:10:16You know, I lost my job.
01:10:18Yeah, Robin told me.
01:10:21Why didn't you say something?
01:10:22Oh, I didn't want to, you know...
01:10:24you know, mess you up before the big show.
01:10:27Oh, well, I figured here soon enough.
01:10:32Wow, that was nice of you.
01:10:34But Robin told me just before I went on.
01:10:37I was like, is Dwayne here?
01:10:38And he's like, Dwayne don't work here no more.
01:10:41You won't.
01:10:46Oh.
01:10:49Shit, I'm sorry, man.
01:10:50No, it's okay.
01:10:51I was doing good, you know.
01:10:53I actually thought I could use it, but, you know,
01:10:55when the alien popped out of your chest,
01:10:57I felt I lost their attention.
01:11:03I'll get it.
01:11:05Just go take a shower or something.
01:11:07You're scaring me.
01:11:08What?
01:11:09You look like shit, man.
01:11:10You shower.
01:11:11You're having a bad hair.
01:11:13Just trust me.
01:11:15Just shower up.
01:11:17It'll be good for you.
01:11:20Morning.
01:11:22Happy day before Thanksgiving.
01:11:24Thanks.
01:11:24Uh, is Dwayne here?
01:11:25I got it.
01:11:26Oh.
01:11:27Oh, okay, yeah.
01:11:28All right.
01:11:31Hey.
01:11:32Hey.
01:11:33Who is that?
01:11:34Oh, that's, uh, that's Anthony.
01:11:36He's my new roommate.
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:39Wow.
01:11:39How's that working out for you?
01:11:40Who the fuck knows?
01:11:43Who the fuck knows?
01:11:43I don't know.
01:11:48So?
01:11:50So you know I'm leaving?
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:53Yeah, I went by the house yesterday.
01:11:55I thought you'd already gone.
01:11:57I'd never do that.
01:11:58The furniture was gone because we had to get it out before the first of the month so Mrs. Wakeley could rent it.
01:12:01But I would never leave without saying goodbye.
01:12:03Where are the girls?
01:12:06Bob's.
01:12:08He's been offered a job in South Carolina and he's asked that the girls and I go with him and I said yes.
01:12:14Um, what kind of job?
01:12:27Same thing.
01:12:27His brother owns a gym and they're going to co-run it.
01:12:30And if it works out, they're going to let the bookkeeper go and I can do that.
01:12:35It's not a lot of money, but between both our salaries and the child support, I think we're going to be all right.
01:12:40You know anything about bookkeeping?
01:12:43Well, I've been taking night courses and, um, how hard can it be?
01:12:58So you love this guy?
01:13:00Yeah, I do.
01:13:03That's good.
01:13:08One thing, though, he's got to, uh, he's got to back off Mary.
01:13:11I know.
01:13:12I think he thinks he's being helpful.
01:13:13He just doesn't really know how to be around them all the time yet, but he's good with them and he's learning.
01:13:25How did this happen, Linda?
01:13:30Dwayne, forget me.
01:13:35I know, I did it.
01:13:43I'm sorry.
01:13:43I know.
01:13:46You're a good father.
01:13:48And tomorrow, if you can, it would be great if around 10 o'clock you could come by before we leave and say goodbye to the girls.
01:13:55This is Bob's address.
01:13:56When I get there, I'll call you right away.
01:14:00I'll give you our phone number and I'll arrange for you to visit them in a couple of months.
01:14:04Thank you, Linda.
01:14:06You're welcome.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:21Bye.
01:14:24Bye.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27So, what are you going to do for Thanksgiving?
01:14:32Uh, Anthony and I are going to go over to Fred and Wally's for dinner.
01:14:36You're going to Fred and Wally's?
01:14:38Wow.
01:14:39Well, that is almost worth sticking around to see.
01:14:42Yep.
01:14:45Almost.
01:14:45Almost.
01:14:45You're welcome.
01:14:55Bye.
01:15:03Bye.
01:15:06Bye.
01:15:07Bye.
01:15:07Bye.
01:15:08Bye.
01:15:09Bye.
01:15:11Bye.
01:15:13Bye.
01:15:13Bye.
01:15:15The clock's running down, the team's losing ground to the opposing defense.
01:15:27The young quarterback waits for the snap, when suddenly it all starts to make sense.
01:15:38He's got all kinds of time, he's got all kinds of time, all kinds of time.
01:15:51He's got all kinds of time, all kinds of time.
01:15:57He takes a step back
01:16:06He's under a flag
01:16:09But he knows that no one can touch him now
01:16:15He seems so pleased
01:16:18The strangest of peace
01:16:21Is all that he's feeling somehow
01:16:25He's got all kinds of time
01:16:29He's got all kinds of time
01:16:32All kinds of time
01:16:36He's got all kinds of time
01:16:41All kinds of time
01:16:44He thinks of his mother
01:16:52He thinks of his bride too