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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you wanted to drink too.
01:08I thought you were going to drink too much.
01:09I thought you were going to drink.
01:10I thought you were going to drink too much.
01:15That can be done.
01:16Yo, Rain
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir
01:31Anything you say, sir
01:32Later
01:34Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again
01:38Like, uh
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man
01:41I fucking hate that guy
01:45You good?
01:47My hero
01:48You know I'll always save you, Sky
01:51Practically like my kid sister
01:53Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass
01:57Whatever
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room
02:07Come on
02:09Hey, Carly
02:12You've gotta be fucking kidding me
02:18It's not like we're exclusive
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever
02:22And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32Come on, you don't need this
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe
02:45Someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49Hmm, you mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch
02:55Hey
02:56You know, actually, yes
02:58Someone exactly like her
03:00You did me a favor
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you
03:06Mm-hmm
03:06Because Skylar and I are together now
03:09Her
03:12Miss, I sleep with the student handbook
03:16You're dating her
03:17Not the only thing she's sleeping with now
03:19Right, babe?
03:23Right
03:24Yeah
03:28Since when?
03:32About a week or so
03:34I don't know what took me so long
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:38I'm done wasting time
03:42Let's get out of here
03:44What the fuck?
03:52Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know
03:55I know that came out of nowhere
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you
03:59But I actually think that this could work
04:02You
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally
04:08Carly
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have
04:12And if she thinks we're dating
04:14It'll make her crazy jealous
04:16And come running back
04:17She'll be begging to be my girlfriend
04:19In two weeks tops
04:20Hold on, you
04:21You still want her
04:22After that
04:23After what she just did
04:26Okay
04:28She's drunk
04:30I'm mad
04:32But
04:32But she's the total package
04:34You know
04:34She's the one
04:36Look
04:39I need your help
04:41Sky
04:41You're my best friend
04:44And the only one I trust
04:46Please
04:48He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up
04:55Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:00No, it's
05:01It's not real
05:03Okay
05:04I
05:05I mean
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly
05:08God
05:11I
05:11I don't get it
05:12Take away
05:13The push-up bra
05:14And daddy's credit card
05:15And what's left?
05:17I
05:17I can't do it
05:18I mean
05:20I
05:20I don't
05:20Want to let Jesse down
05:22But I just
05:23I think it would kill me
05:26Genuinely
05:27I've just
05:29I have wanted him to ask me out
05:32For so long
05:33But
05:34Not like this
05:37Damn, dude
05:41It's too bad this isn't a movie
05:43Because if it was
05:45All you have to do is
05:46Fake date him
05:48Then
05:48He'd fall in love with you
05:49Without even realizing
05:51Wait
05:55Wait
05:55No
05:58I
05:59I mean
06:00That wouldn't really work
06:01Right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes
06:04Okay
06:04Guy
06:05Fake dates girl
06:06To make evil ex jealous
06:07Then boom
06:08He realizes girl
06:09Is the one all along
06:09Happily ever after
06:11You think?
06:16I know
06:17Go accept your beloved's
06:18Fauxposal
06:19And Operation Romcom
06:20Is officially underway
06:21Okay
06:36You are you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah
06:40My boyfriend
06:41What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend
06:46You've never had a boyfriend
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone
06:50I mean I'd be surprised
06:51If you ever even kissed someone
06:53So yeah
06:54You and Jesse
06:55I don't buy it
06:57You're right
06:59You're too
06:59Too innocent
07:00You're not too much of a good girl
07:03No
07:04I am not
07:05But maybe I'm just
07:07Waiting for the right guy
07:09Well you should have kept him waiting
07:11He's not your type
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't
07:18Look at him the way you look at me
07:19Right?
07:23Because I look at you
07:24With unadulterated loathing
07:26Whereas I look at him
07:28With love
07:28Now
07:30If you'll excuse me
07:32Enjoy um
07:35Enjoy holding hands
07:36With your fake boyfriend
07:37Showtime
07:48Whoa whoa whoa
07:49Hey slow down
07:50You sure about this?
07:54No
07:54I would do anything
07:57For you Jesse
07:57Come out
07:59Okay come on
08:05Babe
08:06Let's dance
08:07Oh my god
08:20Oh
08:20It's not working
08:27Hey we just
08:28Need to get her attention
08:29Oh my word
08:31Yeah
08:32Oh
08:36She looked
08:37She looked
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay um
08:39Do something like romantic
08:41In my ear
08:42You know
08:42Like how you've
08:43Liked me for
08:44A long time
08:45I've liked you for a long time
08:48Skylar
08:49Me too Jesse
08:54A little public for a first kiss no?
09:04That got me man
09:05You don't actually have to kiss me
09:10Look
09:11Do you want Carly back
09:12Or not?
09:13They'll sell this shit man
09:14Come on
09:18Let's go somewhere
09:19A little more private
09:20Nice moves
09:25What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like you
09:39You know
09:40Make it sound like we're hooking up
09:41Look
09:43Do you want her to be jealous
09:44Or not?
09:47Oh yeah
09:48Take it off
09:51What's that?
09:53You want me to get you
09:54The idea?
09:56Come on
09:57Come on
09:59Oh yeah
10:05Oh yeah
10:06Oh Jesse
10:09Oh Jesse
10:10Yeah
10:11Just like that
10:13Oh Skylar
10:13Oh
10:14Yeah
10:15Oh Jesse
10:16Oh Jesse
10:17I love it
10:19Oh
10:21Who's your daddy?
10:24This girl is unbelievable
10:31Whore
10:45Oh yeah
10:53Good idea
10:53Oh you know what?
11:01It should probably also be like
11:19On your lips too
11:21Right?
11:23Oh yeah
11:23Yeah
11:24Here we go
11:26There we go
11:28Oh
11:29How's that?
11:36Spectacular
11:36Great
11:37Yeah
11:38You know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits
11:42You know
11:43Kind of
11:43Make it look like we're playing it cool
11:46Oh
11:47You're good
11:48Mmhmm
11:49Hey guys
11:56Hey guys
11:59That was really something
12:14You know
12:15Too bad it was fake
12:18Oh
12:18So you were listening
12:19Cut the shit
12:20I know you wouldn't sound like that
12:23Hell no
12:25And what would I sound like?
12:29Well you're
12:30You're uptight
12:31So you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:33But you know
12:35With the uh
12:36With the right touch
12:38You would uh
12:39Gently
12:42Barely
12:43That I had a little moan
12:46Told you
12:50And then
12:52And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie
13:00Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:08You have no idea what you're talking about
13:11Jessie and I are perfect for each other
13:14Yeah I'm sure you are
13:15Both cross country all stars
13:17Both top of the class
13:18Both rule following over achievers
13:20I mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:22You know
13:23Trading gold stars back and forth
13:25See what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you
13:31Someone who's gonna break you apart
13:33And then put you back together again
13:35Why don't you just leave us alone
13:41You have Carly now
13:44I don't want Carly
13:45I want you
13:48To admit that you're lying
13:54Not just to me but to yourself
14:03Never
14:13For this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29A little menage a trois
14:30First up, Jessie, Skyler, and Rain
14:36Next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob
14:43Hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend
15:03Sorry I was I was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with Carly for years
15:08I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now
15:11First of all
15:14You don't know shit about me
15:16And second I think deep down it's
15:19It's always been Skyler
15:21Yeah
15:24Same honestly
15:25I mean I think
15:27I've felt that way since um
15:29That one night at camp
15:31Summer before fifth grade
15:34They were teaching us about constellations
15:38Do you remember?
15:45Yeah
15:45Yeah I think so
15:46We we had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours
15:51And I just
15:52Remember thinking
15:55You know maybe it's not just me
15:58Maybe um
15:59Maybe you felt it too
16:02Yeah
16:06Yeah I did
16:07Dead ass
16:09Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:22Oh Carly I'm just trying to take a shower
16:25You should try it every once in a while
16:28I'll help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:29Just so you know
16:33The showers are being used
16:35But they added some more on the second floor
16:37Renovations over summer
16:39Come on I'll show you
16:40Hold on
16:41Like why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other right?
16:49Fine cause I don't need you stinky up the hallway
16:51Happy now?
16:53Let's go smelly
16:54You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey
16:59Wait
17:01Turn around
17:01Don't look
17:02Yeah uh
17:04Why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly
17:09Carly
17:11Carly
17:11She told me these were the new girl showers
17:12That bitch you probably took my towel to
17:15That's low even for her
17:19Kinda funny though
17:21Here
17:23Well what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here take it
17:26I saw that
17:32Don't flatter yourself
17:34Hey hey Carly's coming hold my hand
17:48Hurry up hurry up
17:52Find a bad joint
18:07Actually yeah
18:08Oh
18:09Okay
18:10Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Okay
18:17Okay
18:17Right
18:20Right
18:24Right
18:25Okay
18:26So
18:34Turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her
18:41Baby
18:43Baby
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me
18:45You know how good I can treat you
18:47What about rain?
18:50Ugh
18:50He wishes
18:51I'm really stiff
18:56Could you?
18:57How's that?
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy
19:23Hi
19:24Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look
19:32This is actually pretty good
19:44Hmm
19:44Turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart
19:48Imagine that
19:49Okay
19:49Look
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal
19:52Doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never
20:00I don't
20:03Always
20:05Recycle
20:06You monster
20:08Like
20:09You think that you know everything about me
20:11But
20:11I mean
20:13I could be bad
20:15You have no idea
20:17Prove it
20:22Okay
20:31I dare you
20:33To go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag
20:36No
20:37No, that's
20:38That is cheating
20:39Okay
20:40I
20:40I can't
20:41Come on, good girl
20:42Take a risk
20:43Okay
20:43Alright
20:43I can't
20:56I can't
20:57I can't
20:58You're welcome
20:59I'm
20:59I can't
20:59You're welcome
21:00I can't
21:00I love you.
21:30You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:52Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:09Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiz is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
22:59Jessi?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:31You know the rules.
23:49Jessi?
23:49Not quite.
23:52You made it really easy for me to kiss your own boyfriend.
23:59Rain.
24:01Oh my god, I, I thought you were...
24:03Jessi, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I, you, I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Why, why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:16Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:27Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessi's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay, this, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:46Okay, I want to see you.
24:48Let's go, hold it on soon.
24:49Let's go, hold it on soon.
24:50Yeah.
24:51What's that?
24:53Did you see this?
24:55Shh.
24:56Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola.
25:00I kissed Lola.
25:05Oh my God.
25:15What?
25:16You know that if I don't hit my protein goal,
25:20it can affect my 100 meter dash time
25:22by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought, I thought he was Jessi.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:42How was amazing, life-changing,
25:43the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No.
25:45What?
25:45No.
25:49Maybe.
25:50Okay, like, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Hold it, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain.
26:00Uh-huh.
26:00Thinking he was Jessi.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessi.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jessi,
26:10but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, okay.
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessi.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39Well, I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jessi, so, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessi as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped, so I try to squeeze by her and then she...
27:31And then?
27:33Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I, I found Lola, so I...
27:43Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:53Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:12What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:34I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:50You, you are a bad person.
28:54Yep, that's what they say.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:13That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh, and now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like, actually.
29:45Alright, see ya.
29:51So, they are in fact getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:07He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:51Aw, you should know by now, given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I, I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:19Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse, I, uh...
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:49What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53What, what makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:03I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:33I don't want to be the nice guy.
32:34What about you so special?
32:34I don't want to be the nice guy.
32:35What's the nice guy?
32:36What's the nice guy?
32:37What's the nice guy?
32:38I don't want to be the nice guy.
32:40he can't find us like this you worried your fake boyfriend is gonna catch you cheating
32:53rain please
32:55fine get in
33:10what the hell did you lock me out
33:20man i get your pitch that carly dumped you but she's all yours bro not really my type i like
33:27them less bitchy fuck yeah man
33:30yep i guess i'll go to sleep then too huh
33:40dude fuck
33:54going to bed in your fucking sweater it's a million degrees in here
34:02shit good call bro
34:05go
34:07go
34:09go
34:11go
34:13go
34:19What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:49Just talking to myself?
34:53Great, not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:00You have to get me out of here.
35:04I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:12Shh.
35:19Shh.
35:21Shh.
35:23God.
35:26This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:42You're welcome.
35:47For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:51Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given, but...
36:15Hey, um...
36:17This bed is just kinda like...
36:19Like, would you mind?
36:20Sorry.
36:21Better.
36:22Better.
36:23Better.
36:24It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:26You know what?
36:27Of course, yeah.
36:28Don't read into it.
36:29Yeah, of course.
36:30Don't read into it.
36:31Yeah, of course.
36:32I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:45in detention.
36:47Do you wanna know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was...
37:10I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a...
37:16I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And...
37:42I...
37:43I got one.
37:44And I passed out.
37:49I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I want Cleveland.
38:01They never do.
38:02But, you know, fuck him.
38:03I know the truth, right?
38:04But, you know, fuck him.
38:05I know the truth.
38:06Right?
38:16Rain.
38:17Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:23I'm sorry, you guys.
38:25I thought...
38:26You're gonna be, you're good.
38:28Actually, I thought...
38:29I thought...
38:31He's like a dead.
38:32He was terrible.
38:33He was tough.
38:34I'm not...
38:35I know the truth.
38:36He was, you know...
38:37He was bad.
38:38I'm a good guy.
38:39He was in the hospital.
38:40And...
38:42He was like a good guy.
38:43I was like a good guy.
38:45I was like a good guy.
38:46To be continued...
39:16Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:46I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early,
40:04starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:16I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out? Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what? I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right? I slept with him.
40:53Okay? So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure. Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No. No. No. No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this. The heart wants what the heart wants. Okay?
41:17Oh, and speak of the devil, I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:43It was...
41:45It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:55Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay? Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar. There is no you and Jesse. Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again!
42:27Hey!
42:32Hey! Hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop! Stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop!
42:37You know what? You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:43I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
42:58Like, I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:06Oh my God, it worked.
43:07Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:08For real this time?
43:09What do you think?
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:12Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:14For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:16What do you think?
43:20Yes.
43:22Ah.
43:23What do you think?
43:24What do you think?
43:25Yes.
43:27Ah-ha.
43:29Yeah.
43:34What is this?
43:35Oh.
43:42Oh.
43:43Oh.
43:44So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you, again, I was talking to Carly
44:13and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm, yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life without you in it and
44:28I just, I couldn't, so, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:49Can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:53Oh, sorry, sorry, I'll, yeah, I, yeah, I, yeah, it's right, we can, you know.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:27I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:31Fuck.
45:33Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:46Fuck.
45:47Fuck.
45:47Fuck.
45:47Hey, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:17Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:26Hey, she's alive.
46:48Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26No.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:42Yeah.
47:45Mm.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:53Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:14You owe me.
48:20Oh.
48:21Come on.
48:22Hmm.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:40Um, I think I just had a panic attack.
48:45So.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:06Okay.
49:06Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:25I, um, I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:36Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:47I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Yeah, anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:06Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jossie and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:36Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:49No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:06Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:18I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want, mm, should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:30Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me, too, and just maybe I could take all of the risk for you.
51:46Make me, uh, oh.
51:49Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you.
52:08I'm...
52:09I'm...
52:10I'm virtual.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, love tight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm.
52:27Yeah, I, I, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:31Close to you.
52:33Don't even know.
52:35Just give me a sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do.
52:41Do, do, do, do.
52:43Baby, stay me.
52:45I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me, too.
52:50Yeah, please.
52:51And just maybe I could take a little risk for you.
52:56Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks!
53:49Get set!
53:50Go!
53:54Ow!
53:56Woo!
53:56What a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
53:59Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18No, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:20No.
54:21No.
54:21Come on.
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