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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I don't know.
01:08I thought you looked החuck
01:22How do you always find a way to end a shirtless?
01:24a way to end up shirtless. Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it. Well, why don't
01:28you go find some clothes and leave her alone? Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir. Later. Hey,
01:35try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again. Yeah, fuck you, man. I fucking
01:44hate that guy. You good? My hero. You know I'll always save you, Sky. Practically like
01:52my kid sister. Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass. Whatever. Hey, have
02:00you seen Carly? Maybe she's in my room. Come on. Hey, Carly. You've got to be fucking kidding
02:18me. It's not like we're exclusive. Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:22And how would a virgin like you know? Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me. But I guess
02:30Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied. Come on. You don't need this. Excuse me? And what
02:42do you think he needs? I don't know. Maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed? You
02:49mean a frigid loser like you? Keep dreaming. And keep your hands off, bitch. Hey. You know,
02:57you know, actually, yes. Someone exactly like her. You did me a favor. I was coming in
03:05here to break up with you. Because Skylar and I are together now. Her. Miss, I sleep with
03:15the student handbook. You're dating her. Not the only thing she's sleeping with now. Right,
03:20babe? Babe. Yeah? Since when? About a week or so. I don't know what took me so long. I had
03:37the girl of my dreams in front of me for years. But I'm done wasting time. Let's get out of
03:44here. What the fuck? Um, what the fuck? I know. I know that came out of nowhere. And I'm sorry
03:58to spring that on you. But I actually think that this could work. You think that we could
04:06work? Totally. Carly always wants what she can't have. And if she thinks we're dating,
04:14it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back. She'll be begging to be my girlfriend
04:19in two weeks tops. Wait, hold on. You still want her? After that? After what she just did?
04:28Okay. She's drunk. I'm mad. But she's the total package, you know? She's the one.
04:38Look, I need your help, Sky. You're my best friend and the only one I trust. Please.
04:49He asked you to do what? Shut up. Isn't this a good thing? You've been in love with him
04:58since you were like eight. I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops. No, it's
05:01not real. Okay? I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly. God, I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card. And what's left?
05:17I can't do it. I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just,
05:23I think it would kill me. Genuinely. I've just, I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but
05:34not like this. Damn, dude. It's too bad this isn't a movie. Because if it was,
05:45all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you. Without even realizing.
05:51Wait. Wait. No. I mean, that wouldn't really work, right? Why not? That's the way it always
06:04goes, okay? Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was
06:09the one all along. Happily ever after. You think? I know. Go accept your beloved's
06:18proposal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway. Okay.
06:37You, are you looking for someone? Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What? You don't have a boyfriend. You've never
06:48had a boyfriend. You've never hooked up with anyone. I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever
06:52even kissed someone. So yeah, you and Jesse, I don't buy it. You're right, you're too, too
06:59innocent. You know, too much of a good girl. No, I am not. But maybe I'm just waiting for
07:08the right guy. Well, you should have kept him waiting. He's not your type. What would you
07:16know about my type? I know you don't look at him the way you look at me. Right? Because
07:23I look at you with unadulterated loathing, whereas I look at him with love. Now, if you'll
07:31excuse me. Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, slow down. You sure about this?
07:52No. I would do anything for you, Jesse. Come out. Okay, come on, babe. Let's dance.
08:07It's not working. Hey, we just need to get her attention. Oh, my word. Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked. She looked. Now what? Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear,
08:42you know, like how you've liked me for a long time. I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little, uh, public for a first kiss, no? That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me. Look, do you want Carly back or not? The sound is shit,
09:14man. Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:20Nice moves.
09:35Mmm. What, what the hell are you doing?
09:38I, like, you, you know, make it, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah. Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that? You want me to get you in here?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:07Oh, Jackie. Oh, Jackie.
10:11Yeah, just, just like that.
10:13Skylar. Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie. Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm, oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Wait, I'm going to get this to me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40Oh, girl.
10:41Oh, whore.
10:52Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08All right, yeah, go ahead.
11:09Okay.
11:09Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:33Spectacular.
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:56Hey, guys.
11:59Okay.
11:59Okay.
12:13That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening?
12:20Cut the shit.
12:20I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:33But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out
12:45a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:52And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart, and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:48To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:56Never.
14:12Never.
14:13Never.
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a talk.
14:32First up, Jesse, Skylar, and Wayne.
14:39The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you, uh, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was, I was just thinking, right, like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:11Well, first of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I, I think deep down it's, it's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um, that one night at camp.
15:33Uh, summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours, and I just remember thinking,
15:55you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, um, maybe you felt it, too.
16:05Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:08Dead ass.
16:09Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:29Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:52Let's go, smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:13That bitch you probably took my towel to.
17:15Oh.
17:15That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:31I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey.
17:59Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:02Find a bad joint.
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh.
18:09Okay.
18:10Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:32So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:54I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
18:59How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:21Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:41This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:44Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay.
19:49Look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:02I don't...
20:03always...
20:05recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:25Come on.
20:25I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38that is cheating.
20:39Okay?
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43Come on, good girl.
20:44Come on, good girl.
20:45Come on, good girl.
20:46Come on, good girl.
20:47Come on, good girl.
20:48Come on, good girl.
20:49Come on, good girl.
20:50Come on, good girl.
20:51Come on, good girl.
20:52Come on, good girl.
20:53Come on, good girl.
20:54Come on, good girl.
20:55Come on, good girl.
20:56Come on, good girl.
20:57Come on, good girl.
20:58Come on, good girl.
20:59Come on, good girl.
21:00Come on, good girl.
21:01Come on, good girl.
21:02Come on, good girl.
21:03Come on, good girl.
21:04Come on, good girl.
21:05Come on, good girl.
21:06Come on, good girl.
21:07Come on, good girl.
21:08Come on, good girl.
21:09Come on, good girl.
21:10You see?
21:40I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:07I'm just...
22:07Oh, jump.
22:09Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep Classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:32Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
23:02Oh, I'm sorry.
23:17Jessie?
23:21You made it really easy for me, you know.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:28You know the rules.
23:32Oh, my God.
24:02Oh my God, I thought you were...
24:04Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08You... I don't... You guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay? Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen, okay?
24:44This... This kiss does not leave this room.
24:56Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:01What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure. So when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:26Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought... I thought he was Jesse.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:49Maybe!
25:50Okay, like a little, yes, fine.
25:53Hold, please.
25:56Okay.
25:57When did you make that?
25:58So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12No!
26:13Okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jesse.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night...
26:23just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a...
26:30a troublemaking, law-breaking...
26:33playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:37He doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just...
26:40he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so...
26:44I know how to fix...
26:46this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:48I just have to kiss Jesse...
26:49as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:03Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:06Just lucky, I guess.
27:08I guess.
27:09Mm-hmm.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:12I was there.
27:13Do you want to tell it, or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think...
27:17I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel... I feel trapped, so...
27:25I try to squeeze by her, and then she...
27:27Um, I...
27:28You know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:39I...
27:40As soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so I...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I just...
27:58I...
27:59Have to...
28:00Powder my nose.
28:02Sorry, babe.
28:03I just...
28:04You know, I...
28:05Hate to see girls cry.
28:06You know.
28:07I'll be right back.
28:08What is wrong with you?
28:09It doesn't...
28:10Doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:12I trust him.
28:13Well, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table, then.
28:15What?
28:16I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:18If you wanted me to be quiet, you should've put my hand here.
28:33Or...
28:36Here.
28:37I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:07Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:29It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh.
29:34Mm-hmm.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:45All right, see ya.
29:51So, they are in fact getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:43If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you had your fun.
31:04Because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:07Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:23Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32I, uh...
31:33He's not here.
31:37But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:46You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53What...
31:54What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it.
32:07I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:02Get in.
33:02What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like him less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:40Dude.
33:52Fuck.
33:52What the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:05It's a million degrees in here, bro.
34:35what are we gonna do seriously what'd you say
34:47just talking to myself
34:53great not just an asshole but crazy asshole keep it down would you
34:59you have to get me out of
35:03yes we're sleeping together tonight okay fine such places would be
35:19shh
35:27shh
35:33this is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done
35:43you're welcome for adding a little spice to your life
35:53get a good night's sleep okay I have a run early in the morning our first meet is next weekend I just
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks
36:03but you always gotta you know like leave room for hijinks
36:09that's just a given
36:13okay
36:15hey um
36:17this bed is just kinda like
36:19like would you mind
36:21sorry
36:23better
36:25it's just like a small a small bed you know
36:33of course yeah
36:35don't read
36:37don't read into it
36:39yeah of course
36:41okay
36:43i gotta say i never thought that i'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a vip seat in detention
36:47do you wanna know what actually happened that day
37:01i was i was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers
37:09i was i was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers
37:15you know i get a i get a call from my mom telling me that
37:19like after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad
37:23yeah he finally just packed up his shit and left her or you know he left us
37:39sometimes i get these anxiety attacks and i got one and i passed out
37:49i woke up and all the brush around me was on fire
37:51it was just a complete
37:53fucking accident dumb luck
37:55why wouldn't you tell anybody
37:57i did i told everyone
37:59i won't believe me
38:01they never do
38:03but you know
38:05fuck em i know the truth
38:07right
38:09i believe you
38:23i believe you
38:29i believe you
38:35i believe you
38:37i believe you
39:03why
39:05No.
39:21Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:35I miss you, baby.
39:50Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:57Not really.
39:59Turns in all her assignments early.
40:03Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:35I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:49I slept with him, okay?
40:53So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No.
40:59Sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:12my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14You're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil, I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Yeah.
41:41Look, it...
41:43It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:47Will you look at me?
41:53Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:00Hey, Sky.
42:01Rain.
42:02Go.
42:03Now.
42:04Please.
42:05Okay?
42:06Jesse and I...
42:07Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:08There is no you and Jesse.
42:09Just fucking admit it.
42:10Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:13I see what this is.
42:15You're trying to steal my girl.
42:20Hey!
42:21You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:26Hey!
42:27Hey!
42:28Hey!
42:29She isn't your fucking girl.
42:30You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:31Stop!
42:32Stop!
42:33You know what?
42:34You're right.
42:35I was because...
42:36Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:41But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:46I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:51Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
42:58Like, I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant
43:05to be with.
43:06Oh my god, it worked.
43:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:10For real this time?
43:12What do you think?
43:28Yes!
43:29Come on.
43:59So...
44:02So...
44:05Look, I'm sorry to spring that on you...
44:08Again...
44:10I was talking to Carly and...
44:14She's just such a bitch.
44:18Yeah, uh...
44:21What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it.
44:28And I just...
44:30I couldn't.
44:33So...
44:33Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:44Um...
44:45Can I, um...
44:51Can I kiss you?
44:53Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll...
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:10Yeah, sorry.
45:12We can.
45:12Yeah.
45:12I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:31Fuck.
45:38Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
46:09Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse, you're okay, you're okay, I got you, I got you, you're okay.
46:39Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by, she said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26No.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:46You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:58Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:05Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:20Come on.
48:21You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:45You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:06Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how could you, Skylar?
49:30I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Yeah, anything.
50:00Anything you had to give?
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jussie and I, we, um,
50:27We broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um,
50:41you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:17I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this all around?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40And just, baby, I could take on in the risk for you.
51:45Make me, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:49Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you.
52:09I'm a virgin.
52:12With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Yeah, I, I, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:42Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:11Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, are you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carlene, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:41Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:53Ow.
53:54You do realize we have a, we have an audience, don't you?
54:14Come on, take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:22No.
54:31No.
54:35No.
54:36You
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