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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I would say the night before.
01:08I can hear you.
01:13I can hear you.
01:16I need you.
01:17I need you.
01:18I need you.
01:19I need you.
01:20I need you.
01:21I need you.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49You know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know.
02:45Maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook.
03:16You're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe?
03:24Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:41You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:04I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:17I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I...
05:20I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:52Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:22Okay.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:38Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah, you and Jessie, I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too, too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:09Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:31Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come here.
08:01Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear, you know?
08:42Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jessie.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13The sound is shit, man.
09:14Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:25What the hell are you doing?
09:38I'm like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you here?
09:54What?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:31Don't forget to see.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:44Whore.
10:51This, um...
10:53Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:01Oh, you know what, um, it should probably also be like on your, on your lips too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Here we go.
11:26There we go.
11:27Oh.
11:28How's that?
11:35Spectacular.
11:36Great.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Uh, you know what, let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing
11:45it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:51Hey, guys.
11:56Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know.
12:15Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:17Oh, so you were listening.
12:19Cut the shit.
12:20I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:23Hell no.
12:25And what would I sound like?
12:27Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:33But you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little
12:46more.
12:47Told you.
12:50And then...
12:51And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:11Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:13Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:14Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:19I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:21You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:24I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:29Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:34Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:41You have Carly now.
13:43I don't want Carly.
13:45I want you.
13:48To admit that you're lying.
13:53Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:56Never.
14:12For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:31First up, Jessie, Skylar, and Rain.
14:38The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:59Hey man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:08I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:12First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:16And second, I think deep down it's always been Skylar.
15:22Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:44Yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off, and we were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:07Dead ass.
16:08Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:22Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:30Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:37Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:41Like, why are you being nice?
16:43Hmm?
16:44Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, cause I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:51Happy now?
16:52Let's go smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey!
17:00Wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:09Carly!
17:10Carly!
17:11She told me these were the new girls' showers!
17:13That bitch, you probably took my towel too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kinda funny though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:25Here, take it.
17:27I saw that.
17:32Don't flatter yourself!
17:34Hey, hey.
17:35Carly's coming.
17:36Hold my hand.
17:37Hurry up, hurry up.
17:38Hurry up, hurry up.
17:39Find a bad joint?
17:40Actually, yeah.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Yeah.
17:43I know.
17:44I know.
17:45I know.
17:46I know.
17:47I know.
17:48I know.
17:49I know.
17:50I know.
17:51I know.
17:52I know.
18:08I know.
18:09Okay.
18:10Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Right.
18:19Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Okay.
18:26So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:38You jealous?
18:40Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:45You know how good I can treat you.
18:47What about rain?
18:49He wishes.
18:51I'm really stiff.
18:55Could you?
18:57Yeah.
18:59How's that?
19:04Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:22Busy.
19:23Hi.
19:24Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:28Take a look.
19:35This is actually pretty good.
19:43Hmm.
19:44Turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:47Imagine that.
19:48Okay.
19:49Look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:53We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:56When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:01I don't always recycle.
20:06You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me.
20:11But, I mean, I could be bad.
20:15You have no idea.
20:16Prove it.
20:21Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay?
20:40I...
20:41I can't...
20:42I can't...
20:43I can't risk.
20:44I can't...
20:53I can't, I can't risk.
21:05I don't know.
21:35You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:52Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06Oh, I'm just...
22:07Oh, jumpy.
22:16This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Oh!
22:59Oh!
23:17Jessie?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:27You know the rules.
23:31Jessie?
23:51Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:01Oh, my God.
24:02I thought you were...
24:03Jessie.
24:05Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08You...
24:08I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that, like, the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:44This...
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:53Did you see this?
24:55Shh.
24:56Did you just...
24:57I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100-meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So, when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought...
25:36I thought he was Jessie.
25:38Skylar.
25:39Your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:49Maybe!
25:50Okay?
25:50Like, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Hold it, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain...
26:00Uh-huh.
26:00...thinking he was Jessie.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no.
26:14Okay.
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessie.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night...
26:23Just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a...
26:30A troublemaking, law-breaking...
26:33Playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just...
26:40He's just doing it to get back at Jessie, so...
26:43I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessie as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:53So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:08Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you want to tell it or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think...
27:17I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23And I feel trapped, so I tried to squeeze by her, and then she...
27:27And then?
27:33Um, I...
27:35You know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I...
27:39As soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so I...
27:44Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry, I just...
27:58I have to...
28:01powder my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe, I just...
28:07You know, I hate to see girls cry, you know?
28:11I'll be right back.
28:14What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't...
28:20It doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:44I...
28:45I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You...
28:51You are a bad person!
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:00Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked!
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That...
29:16is...
29:18is great!
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over,
29:23and then you and I can do, like, this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh!
29:34Mm...
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:37And...
29:37now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like,
29:42actually...
29:44All right, see ya.
29:51So,
29:52they are, in fact, getting back together,
29:55and Operation Rom-Com
29:57is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now
30:00you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:07Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:09He's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He...
30:12I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should!
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals
30:23and being perfect or whatever,
30:25and I know Rain is the opposite of that,
30:27but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And...
30:30I know Jesse is a good one,
30:33but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize,
30:49Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:51Aw.
30:54You should know by now,
30:56given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you hide your fun,
31:04because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:07Okay.
31:08Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:21Mmm...
31:22Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse, I...
31:32Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me
31:48for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
31:59Because you like it?
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend
32:52is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:02Get in.
33:02What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like him less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:52Fuck.
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:05meio Hassan's hero.
34:08Five, two.
34:10Seven, man.
34:14Home, three, two.
34:17Seven, seven.
34:19Six, seven.
34:20Seven, 10, 12, 11, 11, 11.
34:22I like this one.
34:22Eight.
34:22Five, Seven, nine.
34:22Five, seven, nine.
34:23Three, two.
34:24Two, three, six, seven.
34:24Five, seven, nine.
34:25One, nine, nine.
34:26Six, seven,纉 got me in there.
34:27Seven, nine, a dozen.
34:27Ten, nine, nine.
34:28Seven, nine, nine, ten.
34:29Nine.
34:29Ten, nine, ten.
34:30Nine, nine, ten.
34:31Three, nine, ten, ten.
34:32Nine, eight, nine, ten.
34:32Ten, nine, ten, ten.
34:33Nine!
34:33Nine, nine, ten, brass, ten.
34:33What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:04I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:18Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:27God.
35:33This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:01But you always got to, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um, this pad is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:25It's just like a small, a small bed, you know?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:25He, um, he finally just backed up his shit and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:32Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I, I got one, and I passed out.
37:48I woke up, and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did, I told everyone, I won't believe me, they never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain?
38:18Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:52I don't know.
39:22if you want to make a run for it.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:52Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:58Not really.
40:00Turns in all her assignments early.
40:03Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:06Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:12Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:22Am I wrong?
40:24Can you chill out?
40:26Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:49I slept with him, okay?
40:51So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:57No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:00No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh my god.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:12Sky.
41:13You're overthinking this.
41:14The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:16Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean...
41:30There's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:00Hey, Sky!
42:03Rain.
42:04Go.
42:05Now, please.
42:06Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:22Hey!
42:23You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop! Stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what, you're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
42:59Like, I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:16Yes.
43:17Ah..
43:22Yes.
43:24Oh.
43:26Yes.
43:28Oh.
43:29Yes.
43:31Yes.
43:32Oh, my God.
44:02so look i'm i'm sorry to spring that on you again i was talking to carly and
44:13she's just such a bitch ah yeah uh what took you so
44:21she gave me this crazy ultimatum and i started to think about my life without you in it and i just
44:29i couldn't so besides isn't it time we gave it a shot totally great so i i guess we can go
44:43see a movie or something this weekend can i um can i kiss you
44:59oh sorry sorry i'll yeah yeah yeah that's right we can't
45:12i'll see you tomorrow sky
45:42so
45:55skylar go get the nurse go get the nurse
46:20you're okay you're okay i got you i got you you're okay
46:34hey she's alive here drink this
46:51yeah there you go the nurse came by she said you're probably just dehydrated
46:58um jesse
47:07i don't think this is working
47:13yeah it's gonna take more than one sip
47:16no um
47:21i mean um
47:25you and me
47:30oh
47:33oh thank goodness i was thinking the same thing yeah i don't know why but it just feels like we're
47:41pretending still you know
47:45yeah
47:48you know maybe we were just
47:50better off as friends
47:53way better
47:58again and as my friend um
48:02i need you to do something for me
48:05anything
48:05take it easy on rain
48:11accept that
48:13hey no hey look
48:16you owe me
48:21come on
48:21you um
48:33you um you kind of scared me out there are you uh you okay
48:39yeah um i think i just had a panic attack
48:46you know i actually have some like breathing techniques my therapist showed me if you ever
48:50uh
48:53if you ever
48:54want them i can i can i can give you them i can let
49:00you go to therapy
49:03i'm trying to be better you know working on my delinquency
49:06look
49:14look i i'm um
49:17i'm really sorry
49:20about about all that that i said i am
49:23i was such a massive
49:24bitch
49:27i i had no idea and
49:29no how how could you skylar
49:30i've been giving you for lying this whole time and i haven't been honest for any of it
49:37like you asked me why i've um i've been such a dick to you these last couple of years
49:42i wanted to get your attention
49:49i wanted you to look at me or just or talk to me even if it was with uh
49:55with pure unadulterated loathing
49:59anything
50:00anything you had to give
50:09because you're everything skylar
50:11well
50:18in that case um
50:23you should know
50:25jessie and i
50:27we um
50:31we broke up
50:32yeah
50:40yeah you um
50:41you were right
50:43actually
50:45we don't
50:46fit together
50:47no
50:49no
50:51no no
50:54i need someone who
50:57challenges me
50:57someone who makes sure that i
51:01pencil in time for hijinks
51:03oh
51:04yeah
51:08someone who will
51:10grab me
51:12and kiss me
51:14in the middle of the dorm when i am making up
51:27you
51:28or should i leave this
51:29all
51:33because lately
51:34i've been getting this feeling
51:37that you
51:38won't like me too
51:41and just maybe
51:42i could
51:43take whatever it's cool
51:46make me
51:48oh
51:49i see you standing up
51:51i just wanna play
51:52out of
51:53thing with you
51:53oh
51:54baby
51:54wait um
52:06i feel like i should tell you
52:09i'm
52:11a virgin
52:17with you being such an overachiever i'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already
52:21yeah well
52:23i'm uptight
52:24remember
52:27yeah i i i remember
52:29i guess i better help you relax then
52:31huh
52:51and just maybe i could take a little rest for you
52:55oh
52:57like my moon
52:58oh
52:58oh
52:59oh
52:59oh
52:59oh
53:00oh
53:00oh
53:00oh
53:08yeah let's get this thing started off with a bang
53:12racers please make your way to the starting line
53:15hey
53:16hey i'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now
53:19and i'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me
53:21oh
53:22oh you sure about that
53:23i'm positive just don't cry when i smoke you
53:26you're on
53:30you really love my sloppy seconds don't you
53:37carlene let's go back to ground rules okay don't talk to me
53:40gotcha
53:43um break a leg
53:47literally
53:48on your marks get set go
53:54ow
53:56whoa what a finish go skyler
54:10you do realize we have a we have an audience don't you
54:15come on
54:17take a risk
54:18oh no i've created a monster haven't i
54:21yeah
54:21well
54:40we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don't we have an audience don
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