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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Get some lights.
01:43Look inside it, look inside it, look inside it.
01:46Don't touch it easy.
01:54My wound and me, not as good as we've been,
01:58It's the dirtiest cliff.
02:01Come up.
02:03Can't jump straight.
02:05This no further...
02:07For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:29What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:37What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:57All right, Shane, you're good.
03:12You're ready to go?
03:13Yes.
03:14Am I walking just a second?
03:15That's great, Shane.
03:16Move your shoulder.
03:18That's great, okay?
03:19Take a look through the camera.
03:20Directly to the camera.
03:21Get that mark and give me that pose.
03:22God, see you.
03:27Take it slow, take it easy on me.
03:39It's just a lie, it's just a lie, I don't know, please.
03:43Take it slow, take it easy on me.
03:47It's just a lie.
03:48It's gonna be late.
03:48It's just a lie.
03:49Yeah.
03:52Can we call it a dynasty?
03:54Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in
03:59a row.
04:00Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:04Why can't I go?
04:07Leave all the hideout.
04:09There's nowhere to go.
04:10There's nowhere to go.
04:12Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:16It's just a lie.
04:18It's just a lie, I don't know, please.
04:19Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:23It's just a lie, it's just a lie, I don't know, please.
04:27It's just a lie, it's just a lie, I don't know.
04:28Let's go.
05:58Good news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:00No, I mean a fourth kid. That's awesome, man. Really.
06:04Holy shit, dude.
06:06Ruby! Emma! Slow down!
06:08No, I mean she's fucking boring, right?
06:10Fair enough.
06:12Ruby?
06:13Ruby!
06:14How do you know it's Ruby?
06:15Because she's a beast.
06:17So?
06:18So what?
06:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
06:22Jeez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
06:24I don't think I'm ready.
06:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
06:27You're an asshole.
06:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
06:30Was it Jennifer?
06:31Uh, Jessica.
06:32Jessica.
06:33You ever hit that?
06:34Don't say hit that.
06:35Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
06:37I'm not.
06:38Here.
06:38Tag, you are it.
06:40Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:43Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:45If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
06:47You could do a couple stuff.
06:47It'd be fun.
06:48I'm not...
06:49I mean, she's...
06:51I don't see her anymore.
06:52I think she's engaged or something.
06:53Fair enough.
06:55So, um...
06:56Jackie is his friend, right?
06:58Paid.
06:59What?
07:00Dude, she's fucking hot.
07:01She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
07:03I don't know.
07:03Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
07:06And she's funny.
07:07Swear jar two times.
07:08Oh, fuck.
07:09Three.
07:10Okay, come on, man.
07:11Why not?
07:11Can I just show you her Insta?
07:13Fine.
07:13Yes.
07:14Okay.
07:14But Jackie will be happy.
07:16We both have to make your wife happy now?
07:17Yeah, damn right we do.
07:18If you want her to keep making your gross food
07:19and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
07:22Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:23Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
07:27Tell your dad to leave me alone.
07:31Um, excuse me.
07:33Are you Shane Hollander?
07:35Yeah.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:37Can we get a picture with you?
07:38Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
07:42Um, could you hold his baby for him, please,
07:45so we can get a picture?
07:48Hold his baby.
07:50I'm sorry, buddy.
07:52Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:54Four times.
07:54And second.
07:55Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
07:57Oh, you're the worst one.
08:00You can't say stuff like that to her.
08:01It's true.
08:01And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
08:03Ding, ding, ding.
08:04We've hit five times.
08:05That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
08:06Oh, come on.
08:08Narc.
08:08Narc, narc.
08:10Narc.
08:10I'm getting him distracted me.
08:12Way too late.
08:14But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
08:18Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
08:22This is my favorite place on earth.
08:24And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at,
08:26is 10 minutes away.
08:27I'm ready.
08:27I'm ready.
08:28Well, maybe you've decided to stay here to see.
08:31And no matter what.
08:33Sorry.
08:34It's a bit of a skit, that I'm a little bit of a problem.
08:39But he's really beautiful.
08:41Yeah?
08:48You're with whom you are now?
08:52You're with no?
08:53No.
08:54You know me.
08:57So, nothing serious?
08:59No.
09:02Даже не с Джейн?
09:07Что?
09:08Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь.
09:10Я думала, может быть, это что-то серьезное или что-то типа того.
09:16Nothing serious.
09:19Вообще.
09:21Ok.
09:23Саша передает привет.
09:27I'm heading out for a bit.
09:36Cool.
09:38To meet a friend.
09:40Nice.
09:41I'll be back later.
09:43I won't wait up.
09:45It's not like that.
09:46It's just a friend.
09:49So Lily's just a buddy?
09:52What?
09:52Yeah, chill out, man.
09:53I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:55I don't.
09:55Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:59Or don't.
10:00I don't care.
10:01Actually, I hope you do.
10:02You always play better after.
10:03Go fuck yourself.
10:04Oh, I plan to.
10:05Probably more than once.
10:06Love a hotel room.
10:07Gross.
10:08Bye.
10:10Oh, yeah.
10:12Take my shoes.
10:36No, you're good.
10:37No, you're good.
10:43Wow.
10:45Wow.
10:46This place is great.
10:49Did you get this built?
10:50Or do you know who did?
10:52Mr. Real Estate.
10:54That's not what I meant.
10:55I just...
10:56You think we need to talk?
10:58No, after.
10:59Okay.
11:00Okay.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:23Oh, my God.
11:26I feel bad.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:44I should go.
11:50Or you could stay.
11:53Stay?
11:55Yours tonight.
11:58I'm not done with you.
12:01And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
12:05I told Hayden.
12:07Isn't your mother?
12:09No.
12:10No, he's not.
12:11Fuck off.
12:13Who cares what you told Hayden?
12:22Stay.
12:25Okay.
12:29Okay?
12:31Okay.
12:32I'm hungry.
12:33For what?
12:34For food.
12:38Hey.
12:40I'm hungry.
12:41For what?
12:42For food.
12:43Hey.
12:44Hey.
12:45I'm hungry.
12:46For what?
12:47For food.
12:48Hey.
12:50You like tuna melt?
12:51You want to make me tuna melt?
12:52I was gonna make one for me, I can make two.
12:53You head to Florida after this, right?
12:54Yeah, right after the game.
12:55Tampa, then sunrise.
12:56then we go to Dallas, then we go to Dallas, the same thing.
12:57I'm hungry.
12:58And I'm hungry.
12:59I'm hungry.
13:00I'm hungry.
13:01No, I'm hungry.
13:04I'm hungry.
13:05And the dogs will be hungry for us, and we'll be yogurt.
13:06I'm hungry.
13:07All right?
13:08You want to make me tuna melt?
13:15I was going to make one for me, I can make two.
13:19You head to Florida after this, right?
13:22Yeah, right after the game, Tampa, then Sunrise,
13:25then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
13:27Ah, all the hot spots.
13:31Ginger ale good enough?
13:33Yeah, it's great.
13:35Good.
13:37Good to be ready soon.
13:40Jesus Christ.
13:42You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:44Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:48You did a season with him, right?
13:50He's not what you would think.
13:52How so?
13:54Like, he's quiet.
13:56Doesn't talk, keeps to himself.
14:00Not bad guy, doesn't make friends.
14:02Well, he gets traded every season.
14:04Tough to make friends that way.
14:06And probably he wants to get traded again.
14:09Buffalo is terrible.
14:11Yeah, and their team sucks too.
14:13And people say you're not funny.
14:17They do?
14:19Yeah.
14:20They say you're boring too.
14:21Who says that?
14:22Me.
14:23What's your favorite city to play in?
14:27On the road?
14:28I like New York.
14:30Cause it's New York.
14:32They fucking hate me there.
14:34They hate you everywhere.
14:35Wait, no.
14:36Not Florida.
14:37It's full of Boston people.
14:40And you?
14:42I like Ottawa.
14:44Cause it's my hometown.
14:45Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:46I'm happy they have a team again.
14:50What?
14:51Are those boring answers?
14:52Yes.
14:54Well, I like the hot places too.
14:56Hot like weather hot.
14:58Oh, okay.
14:59L.A. is hot.
15:00Hot women.
15:01Yeah, sure.
15:02I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
15:06There is a girl I like you really much.
15:11Svetlana.
15:12Oh.
15:13She's old friend from Russia.
15:18Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
15:22She knows everything about hockey.
15:26Cool.
15:27And she likes you very much.
15:30Oh.
15:32That's nice.
15:37So she's like your girlfriend?
15:39No, no.
15:40Nothing like that.
15:41She's old friend.
15:43Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:46She's busy these days.
15:48You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
15:50Sounds perfect for you.
15:53Yes, it's close to that.
15:55Right.
15:58But what?
16:01But it's nothing more than that.
16:03For either of us.
16:06But it's nice to have regular women like that or not.
16:08I don't know.
16:10You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
16:12No.
16:14I think I will find someone else.
16:19But you know me.
16:22I'm lazy, so...
16:26I don't know that's out of you at all.
16:27No.
16:32No, stay, stay.
16:33I'll give it.
16:46You like them?
16:48Yeah.
16:50Girls.
16:51Girls.
16:54Oh.
16:55Yeah, sure.
16:56Of course I do.
16:58I never hear about you at girls.
17:01It's private.
17:03Right, private.
17:05I keep a lot of things private.
17:07Obviously.
17:08I like girls.
17:13Yeah, no shit.
17:15But I also like you.
17:18Buggy me?
17:20Not this person.
17:21Of course.
17:23Of course not, I'm boring.
17:25But you have a good mouth.
17:27I made it.
17:33Yeah, you guys are leaving.
17:37You!
17:39Yeah, it's very good.
17:41Yeah, I made your message.
17:45I asked you, daddy.
17:46Not sure.
17:49He...
17:50Dad, where is Alexei?
17:54My brother, Alexei.
17:57Is he with you?
17:59Are you alone?
18:01Is it there?
18:03Is it there?
18:05Is it your wife?
18:07Dad...
18:09Okay, calm down.
18:15I'll call him Alexei.
18:17I'll call him.
18:20Where are you?
18:22Come on, he's a psycho.
18:24I'll pay you for that you're with him.
18:39Are you still hungry?
18:41No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:43Good.
18:44How was your father?
18:52I speak Russian now.
18:54I know the word for father.
18:56I'm not afraid.
18:58I don't want to get back.
19:00You're hungry.
19:02I'm not sure how is he going to get back.
19:04I don't want to get back.
19:06I'm not sure how the roof was gone.
19:08I don't want to get back.
19:09I love you, too!
19:10I'm not sure how the roof is Hallo's house.
19:12How are you?
19:14Hey!
19:15Bye!
19:16Bye!
19:17Bye!
21:32Fuck.
22:20morning that I forgot so okay you forgot to me then thank you for the tuna
22:27I'm sorry this I can't wonder I just I can't I can't do this wonder I'm sorry
22:57are we expecting someone else oh no it's just the three of us thank you
23:07honey have you decided about Wimbledon Rolex really wants you there I think they're worried
23:15the box is too Tennessee I think does that mean too white I thought you liked your deal with Rolex
23:23I do well you certainly love the money and they're great seats I mean they're next to a
23:27prince or no actually a Swedish princess I don't think I should skip training well meeting a
23:34Swedish princess could be fun right I don't have time for that right now mom all my time is scheduled
23:39I just meant I get like two weeks off a year I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't
23:42know trying to make conversation about what Swedish politics okay can I get anyone a drink
23:49we'll take this chablis please three glasses I'll have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that
23:54sparkling water sure thank you I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want no I
24:01can't not during the season Shane yeah is everything all right why because I don't want wine well you
24:12just seem tense I'm fine well I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon just the three
24:21of us would be fun and I think you should think about it you could make a week of it go to a play
24:27see big band you loved it when you were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time you're the
24:33tennis fan dad they're not gonna send us the tickets honey it's you they want we're just the parents
24:38you're the main attraction well then I'll just lie tell them I'm coming they won't kick you out and
24:44you can just tell them I'm sick or something honey I'm I I don't want you to lie that's not who you
24:50are sorry I'm I'm in a weird mood it's okay anything you want to talk about let's um let's think about
25:03London maybe it could be fun I'm just gonna use the washroom Swedish princess I don't know
25:12hey man Hollander what the fuck are you doing right now I was about to oh shit get your ass to the
25:30my land baby my buddy Francois the chef you remember him oh yeah he's having an after-hours thing at his
25:36restaurant and get this JJ the cast of the egg squad movie they're filming in town is here all of them
25:43I don't fucking know get down here you remember the restaurant right let's all boo I don't know
25:48okay guys this one never leaves this fucking house tonight is our meat long
26:04uh do you have any ginger ale I mean I do but uh actually just a beer please whatever you have on
26:14Shane Hollander got whatever he wants here
26:17you keep it then
26:25it's an honor
26:29cool crowd huh
26:35shit bunch of famous actors are here tonight
26:37Rose Landry is here man
26:39she is yeah I might be needing another one of these
27:09are you here to help me finish these fries
27:14the chef gave them to me and they're really good I'm not gonna fit in my costume if I eat them all
27:22oh Jesus Christ these are so good I'm Rose by the way I'm Shane I'm wow I'm a big fan
27:33would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours really I'm a Michigan girl with three
27:40brothers I'm a fry Shane Hollander Detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night
27:47um I was eight and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom wow by Bill Paxton
28:06that is terrible he was actually pretty nice to me and it was good practice getting kidnapped I've been
28:14been kidnapped in no less than four movies including the one I'm doing right now
28:18fuck you you didn't hear that no they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you
28:26my lips are sealed
28:27okay your turn
28:32well I've never been kidnapped I mean there have been threats
28:36no not what I meant Shane Hollander eight years old paint me a picture
28:43well I'm definitely on the ice somewhere the the scouting and crazy stuff can start for
28:54another couple years so probably just having fun
28:56did it stop being fun no I mean kind of I love it but it got more intense so I guess I kind of got
29:10more intense too if that makes sense yeah it does
29:14and I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense I wasn't the only one there was one other
29:24he hated me though I have a Western last name so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me
29:34and I bet you're pretty fucking good too right I was all right
29:39uh John tapped out at NCAA thank you um but he still made it to the frozen form of Princeton
29:48that's amazing he's an agent now naturally uh and Peter's in the AHL undrafted but hey
29:56it's still not nothing not nothing I need
30:00so this isn't your first time in Montreal though right uh no I was here a few years
30:07ago shooting this horrible FBI movie under dark kidnapped come on no I I fly a lot I
30:15watch a lot of movies no that would be so bad it's not great no it's horrible you're
30:19really good I'm so bad no you're good well I'm barely in it I was here for a week and it
30:25was the summer kind of different into winter though right Michigan remember your winter doesn't scare me
30:39so um are you gonna be in town a little while this time
30:55don't get out of them baby I wanna be dancing with you
30:59push it up baby your
31:01follow me go I will be taking you home
31:04no
31:05where where
31:06on the top
31:07on the top
31:09on the top
31:09that's it only yeah on the top
31:11say on the top
31:14that fight
31:15Ross Ross you gotta see this you're gonna shit man
31:20so
31:24no I know right she's like a huge fucking movie star
31:27how the fuck did you even meet her during the season she's shooting a film in Montreal
31:29how the fuck do you know that
31:31what says it right there the two met at a mutual friends party according to unnamed sources
31:35i've never seen rose this happy the source goes on to say i'd be
31:38be fucking happy if i was banging rose fucking landry
31:52and there's rose landry wearing a shane hollander jersey that's gonna upset some detroit fans
32:06that seems to be getting a reaction out of the metro's bench
32:26no confirmation yet from rose landry's camp but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about
32:31her new love as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated ex-squad sequel
32:36movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other
32:39these days don't they well it's hard to blame either one they are definitely one hot couple
32:43they are five hey i was watching that here
32:49oh that
32:51it was
32:54stop my talk
32:56okay man
32:57still jockeying for the tough spot in the atlantic division and the eastern conference at large
33:04shane hollander and the montreal metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch rivals the boston raiders but we'll see what ilia rosanoff has to say about that
33:27and
33:35and
33:36and
33:37yeah
33:38yeah
33:39hey
33:41let's go
33:43let's go
33:44let's go
33:45let's go
33:46yeah
33:48let's go
33:50We'll get him, buddy. No rust.
34:08In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
34:14If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
34:19but where on the ice was Shane Hollander? Or was Elia Rosanoff?
34:31Fuck this shit.
34:34I need a good lead. Let's go out.
34:36Where?
34:37We're in Montreal. We find the fucking club.
34:41Delby Bull!
34:43On it?
34:44Jesus.
34:49Hi, handsome.
35:10Good game tonight, babe?
35:12No, it wasn't.
35:13No, it wasn't. But you won.
35:16I need a beer.
35:17I bet you do.
35:18Did you watch the game too?
35:19Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
35:23Miles, don't be terrible.
35:24I have no problem watching sweaters.
35:27Okay, I want to dance.
35:29I don't know. I'm beat, man.
35:30Come on, I never get to get you.
35:32Okay, that is a lie.
35:33Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
35:34Yeah, that makes two of us.
35:35Come on, Miles.
35:36You got a champagne.
35:37Sorry about that.
35:47Can I have one more, please?
35:49What's up,ims?
35:51Have a deemed great night,超 soon.
35:56All of interest at...
35:57All of interest at, all of interest at.
35:58All of interest at, all of interest at...
35:59All of interest at, all of interest at...
36:01And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
36:23They say it's my fault, but I want it so much
36:26When I fly her away, for the summer rain
36:28Coming out of my face, wash away all the shame
36:31When I stop and step, don't worry me
36:33Cause I'm feeling for her, but she's feeling for me
36:36I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
36:38But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
36:42Running through my head
36:47Running through my head
36:50Running upside
36:51Running through my head
36:59I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:29This is not enough.
37:59This is not enough.
38:10I've been serious shit, I feel totally lost.
38:14If I'm asking for help, it's only begun.
38:18Being with you has opened my eyes.
38:21Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?
38:25I keep asking myself, wondering how.
38:28I keep closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out.
38:32Wanna find a new place, where it's just you and me?
38:36Nobody else, so we can be free.
38:39All the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head.
38:47All the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my head.
38:52oh
39:13all the face
39:22This is the end of the world
39:27This is the end of the world
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