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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 Episode 2 -
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00:00Los dos prospectos más hablados en el mundo.
00:02Canadá, Shane Hollander.
00:04Y Rush, Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06Es Hollander y Rosanoff, ¿verdad?
00:08¿Has visto uno a lo que?
00:10Sí, Boston y Montreal playa contra uno a lo que más.
00:12¿Qué es tu número?
00:13Es una idea tan buena.
00:15No te vas a decir a nadie.
00:17No te vas a decir.
00:18Muchos niños estarán mirando a ti.
00:20¿Y a Rosanoff?
00:22¿Mi qué?
00:22¿Qué va a ser mi nombre?
00:24¿Dream?
00:26¿Cómo se siente la presencia de los fans,
00:28de la hockey world en general?
00:30¿Qué fue eso?
00:30No todo lo es sobre ti, Hollander.
00:32¿Qué estás haciendo en público?
00:35No uno es lo que...
00:36No sé eso.
00:37Hollander, es tu siguiente temporada.
00:58No te vas a prop dni.
01:24¡Suscríbete a mi canal!
01:25¡Suscríbete a mi canal!
01:26¡ li arriba!
01:26lexóps
01:26¡Gracias!
01:56¡Gracias!
02:26¡Gracias!
02:56¡Gracias!
03:26¡Gracias!
03:56¡Gracias!
04:12¡Gracias!
04:14¡Gracias!
04:15¡Gracias!
04:19Hey, if Rosanna fucks you tonight, I'm going to fucking back.
04:24I think you mean in fucks with, Buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean
04:27They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you want to see it?
04:34No thanks, honestly guys
04:36It doesn't help me focus
04:37Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else
04:39I'm not even that
04:41Whatever you need, Captain
04:43Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC
04:46And some radio outlets in late time?
04:50Oh Mr. Hollander
04:52What does Montreal have to do
04:54To win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:58But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals
05:00Than the other team
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:07He had a hat trick last week
05:08And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:12No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:13Thanks guys
05:25Thank you
05:40Gracias por ver el video.
06:10Gracias por ver el video.
06:40Gracias por ver el video.
07:10Gracias por ver el video.
08:10No, I didn't.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44He's such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50I'm gonna smell the cigarettes from here.
08:52Ugh.
08:53I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55You shouldn't be talking.
08:56Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05You still want?
09:18You still want?
09:20You still want?
09:21Don't put it in your feet.
09:29Oh, wow, wow.
09:41You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:59Oh, my God.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:25He's okay.
10:33He's okay.
10:34Hmm?
10:35You still want me?
10:37Oh, my God.
10:50¿Estás bien?
11:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:54No, no, no, no.
13:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:58No, no, no, no, no.
14:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:04No, no, no.
14:06¿Qué fucking wish, dude?
14:11Hey, uh, ¿remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:15Don't fuck yourself, Rosna.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Bye.
14:36Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:44For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:47and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:51What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
14:55A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
14:58and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:01chosen as his country's captain.
15:06All in there.
15:31All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:33Boys.
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:35Be nice, Fonny.
15:36Be nice?
15:37They fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know.
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:46I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:49Uh-uh.
15:50It's USA this year, baby.
15:51We're fucking coming for you.
15:52Okay.
15:52Trust me.
15:53You look great and so are Fonny.
15:54Don't even stress.
15:54Oh, good one.
15:58Does your room have that smell?
16:00Yes.
16:01Yes, it does.
16:02Is it black mold?
16:04Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:05Probably right.
16:06The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:10My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We're training together.
16:13Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:15I'd love to show up for him.
16:16Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:23Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:30hey, here's me.
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:35Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:45Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:11I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:35Hey.
17:35Not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here.
17:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:48Go sit down.
17:52We hit.
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
17:57Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:11No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:18You need to meet with me.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:39Hoy día вечером, no mirad ni en lo que.
18:43Es un honor para mí.
18:45Debería ser un honor para mí.
18:47Después de la noche,
18:49tú ganaste...
18:52...Latví.
18:54¡Latví!
18:56Y él también pió.
18:58¿Cómo te supuso? ¿No te preocupes?
19:01No te preocupes, señor.
19:02No, no te preocupes.
19:03No te preocupes.
19:04Ellos no enseñan a disciplinar en esta liga.
19:07No es una gracia.
19:09Es un error.
19:10No es una gracia.
19:11No es una gracia que te enseñaste en la vida.
19:14Ahora yo voy a jugar mejor, que cuando sea.
19:17Nuestros brazos han sido malas.
19:19El equipo no se ha jugado.
19:21¿Se ha jugado?
19:22¿Qué es un americano?
19:24¿Qué es lo que se ha jugado?
19:26Tú, capitán, lo haces jugado.
19:28Siempre buscas a alguien que se ha jugado.
19:30Desde la época de la vida.
19:37¿Quién es suaja?
19:39¿La madre no se puede hacer algo?
19:40No, papá, papá.
19:43¿Has sabido entre la madre?
19:44No, papá, papá, papá, papá.
20:02¿Puedo ir a Polina? ¿Va a Moscú?
20:07¡Conecta!
20:12¡Nos tenemos que ir a la Gala Vecher,
20:19para que se pueda encontrar con el ministro.
20:23¡Sí! ¿Estás listo? ¡Puedes!
20:28¡Conecta! ¡Conecta!
20:31¡Qué si es todo! Tal vez espere con retorado.
20:33¡Annego de Alevyn Leppo!
20:34¡Nos está listo!
20:36¡Conecta! ¡Puede todo, si te preocupes!
20:39¡Ego tendrá debajo de mi espacio!
20:40¡Conecta! ¡Hayinchas mi presión de América!
20:42¡Hacemos de trabajar!
20:44¡Conecta! ¡Conecta! ¡Conecta!
20:45¡Gracias! ¡Aberta! ¡Aberta!
20:47¡Da la vida! ¡Aberta!
20:48¡ ¡Aberta! ¡Aberta! ¡Aberta!
20:50¡Aberta! ¡Aberta!
20:54¡Aberta! ¡Aberta!
20:57¡Aberta!
20:59Creo que hay mucho más conversado.
21:02¡Vamos, mi anjel!
21:03También hay mucho más conversado,
21:05особенно cuando lo es respecto a la hockey
21:08Cuando nos ganamos, papá.
21:11Le lleva a bar y le lleva más de un bacal.
21:16¡Vale, mira cómo se hace esa vida!
21:19¡Sus de edad!
21:20¡Gracias!
21:21¡Yo, mi anjel!
21:22Yo, me gustaría que te olvides.
21:26¡Vale, quiero beber!
21:27No, no, hubiera algo interesante.
21:46¿Dónde en el día?
21:52¿Dónde en el día, Sáša?
21:57Yo creo que tu jugaste muy bien.
22:01Yo voy a decir gracias, pero ya sabes que tu no miras ni en la iglesia.
22:05Para los que tu vida fue el hijo de un entrenador de la carrera de hockey,
22:08tu logras evitarlo de esto.
22:10Yo a veces me preocupa en mi nombre.
22:13Cuando se siente, me preocupa en mi nombre.
22:17En cualquier caso, esto no tiene significado para ti.
22:20No tiene? ¿Por qué tú así decidiste?
22:23Mi padre...
22:24Tu padre es una mierda, quien en cualquier caso te hará.
22:27Tiene que permanecer preocupado por lo que él crece.
22:30Y no importa en estos malos juegos,
22:33cuando tienes un gran chance de la cúpula en este año.
22:36¿Pero?
22:37Sí, eso es.
22:38Los Ángeles no van a pasar en Nueva York.
22:40Los Ángeles no van a pasar en Holanda y Monreal.
22:45Creo que en este año puedes победar en Monreal.
22:47¿En este año?
22:48Sí, en este año.
22:50Porque creo que la habitación es traumada.
22:54¿Por qué sabes sabes esto?
22:56En la extracción.
23:26No, no, no puedo dormir.
23:28Tienes que ir a dormir.
23:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:39Pero nos vamos a hablar de otra vez.
23:42Te vemos en la próxima.
23:43Hasta luego.
23:52¿Qué?
23:53¿Qué pasa con el país, Sácha?
23:57¡Oh! Ahí está genial.
24:00Yo solo amo este lugar.
24:03Los clubes.
24:06Los caballos.
24:08Los caballos.
24:09Es una hermosa.
24:11Los caballos.
24:14¿No?
24:16¿Tienes visto franceses franceses?
24:19¿Sí, Elia?
24:23¡Baja!
24:28¿Vamos a nada?
24:30¿No sabes como el?
24:33¿No me equivocas?
24:35¿No me equivocas?
24:37¿No me equivocas?
24:39¿No me equivocas?
24:43¿Rancha?
24:45¿Tienes divertido?
24:47¿No me equivocas?
24:49¿No me equivocas?
24:51¿No me equivocas?
24:53¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
25:23¡Ah!
25:27¡Precate!
25:30¿Ladna? Pоехали куда-нибудь.
25:35¡Niato!
25:44¡Ladna!
25:47¡Ya найду вечеринку!
25:50Ok.
25:53¡Ladna!
25:58¡Ladna!
26:01¡Bel rado tebe vidiét!
26:19¿Qué pasa aquí?
26:21¡Ya! ¡Ya! ¡Ya! ¡Ya!
26:23¡Ya!
26:24¿Qué...
26:26¿Qué te estaba haciendo con nosotros?
26:27No, no, no, no.
26:28No, no.
26:28No.
26:29Así que, no.
26:30¡Papá...
26:31hay un género en el piso
26:33ok, playoffs are over, you cannot keep the beer
26:35that's not a rule, you just make that up
26:37hollander, is that a rule?
26:38unfortunately it is
26:39fuck you hollander, you can barely even grow one
26:42no no, fuck you Swedish inbred
26:44fuck you, J
26:45just fucking do it, Hayden
26:47boys, it's starting
26:50turn it up
26:51it's game 6 and the cup is somewhere inside
26:54as we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff
26:56wants this bad
26:57Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break
27:00a heartbreaking game for the Russians
27:02seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain
27:05he's on a tear
27:07scoring 10 goals over the past 6 playoff games
27:10ok, listen the fuck up
27:12look
27:13I don't give a fuck
27:15how many goals I've scored
27:16I don't give a fuck
27:19how I played 2 fucking nights ago
27:20I don't need to think about that, that was yesterday
27:23that was before
27:24now, I only need
27:27one thing
27:28I need
27:31to win
27:32here
27:34at home
27:35tonight
27:36as much fun as it would be to go to California
27:39and humiliate them there
27:41but I want to hear
27:42our fans
27:43I want to hear
27:44them scream
27:45I want to
27:47fuck
27:48San Francisco
27:49I know you can do it
27:52I've seen you fucking do it
27:54I've seen every one of you do it
27:56so leave it all the fuck out there tonight
27:59because this
28:02is our fucking night
28:05this is our fucking cup
28:09fucking
28:10fuck
28:11San Francisco
28:12I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup
28:25Shane hates him the most
28:27what?
28:29you hate Rosenhoff
28:30of course
28:31but
28:32he's very good at acting
28:33the best probably
28:35eh, nah
28:36you're the fucking best
28:38all-hander
28:38okay
28:39not that animal
28:40shit show
28:41cock sucking
28:41Russian
28:42and that is that
28:44the Boston Raiders
28:46are your MLH champions
28:48what a comeback story
28:49this year
28:50for Julia Rosenhoff
28:51the captain did absolutely
28:52everything in these playoffs
28:54leading his team
28:55in block shots
28:56in shots against
28:57and obviously
28:58in title match
28:59I'm literally hungry
29:27well, nice watch
29:32can I give this to you for free or what?
29:34where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:35five seconds
29:36yeah, twenty-five seconds
29:37what were you even doing?
29:40and now
29:41presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:43I was busy
29:44I was busy
29:45I was busy
29:45but the most important thing
29:55is the friends
29:57we make
29:58along the way
29:59hey
30:01before we give out
30:02next award
30:03can I get a selfie
30:04with you?
30:05what?
30:06come on
30:07when will this ever
30:08happen again, buddy?
30:10okay, fine
30:10but hurry up
30:11great
30:18give me your number
30:20I'll text them to you
30:21no chance
30:22and the Lord Talon Award
30:25for most sportsmanlike player
30:27goes to
30:27thank you
30:28thank you
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30:53thank you
30:54thank you
30:55thank you
30:56thank you
30:57¿Qué?
31:08¿Qué?
31:12¿Qué?
31:13¿Qué the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:16¿You haven't answered a text from me in like six months?
31:20¿You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:23and then it's for some fucking clown show?
31:25So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:31Well?
31:35I want you to suck my dick.
31:37Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:39You suck my dick.
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
32:10I want you to suck my bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:13You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:18Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:27Please.
32:39No.
32:40We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:53party after.
32:53And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:02maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:06When did your English get so good?
33:13I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:16Really?
33:18No.
33:18The New Yorker is boring.
33:22Your dad loves it.
33:25Ah.
33:26So being boring is, is genetic.
33:29Wow.
33:29Well, let's make a deal.
33:39If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:43And if you win?
33:51Good luck coming.
34:06Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Gracias.
34:52Gracias.
34:54Ahora te acuerdas tus manos.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:28¿Qué?
35:47Es un montón de windows.
35:58Muy bien.
36:12Ahora salte a la cama.
36:20Este es un buen hotel.
36:22Muy buen vodka.
36:24Es difícil encontrar en América.
36:26Bien.
36:28¿Qué?
36:30Touch yourself.
36:31¿Qué?
36:32Show up for me.
36:33I want to watch you.
36:34You what?
36:35It's my special day, Hollander.
36:37I want to watch.
36:38I've never...
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka, at least.
36:44No, no, no.
36:45Vodka is for after.
36:47It's your reward.
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40:01Sí, pero no sé, ¿es seguro?
40:09¿Qué significa, seguro?
40:12No sé.
40:15¿Tú, tú, tú, ¿es lo gustó ahí?
40:23¿Qué diferencia tiene?
40:26Creo que es un gran, creo.
40:31¿Qué?
40:35I need to sleep.
40:37¿Cómo?
40:39Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:49So, uh, I'm off.
40:53Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01¿Qué?
41:09¿Qué?
41:09Gracias por ver el video.
41:39Gracias por ver el video.
42:09Gracias por ver el video.
42:39Gracias por ver el video.
43:09Gracias por ver el video.
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