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Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas - Full Movie
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00:00:00Stop moving! Hands up!
00:00:20Easy, soldier. You have some coffee? This weather is freezing my balls.
00:00:25This is a restricted military facility.
00:00:27Turn around and walk away, or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:00:32That would be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:00:34Let General Allen know that I'm here. Some step aside, soldier.
00:00:38General Allen, huh? Who do you think you are?
00:00:42The damn president?
00:00:45The general doesn't take walk-ins by random man in pritchy suits.
00:00:49Back the fuck up, or I'll take you down.
00:00:57What the hell are you doing, soldier?
00:01:09Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:01:15Con man, this is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:01:21Our top military contractor.
00:01:24He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.
00:01:27You fucking fool!
00:01:29I'm sorry, sir. I'm a fool, sir.
00:01:32Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:01:35At ease, soldier. Step aside!
00:01:48Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.
00:01:54Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:01:59It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better. It's impossible.
00:02:03Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.
00:02:06We can do better.
00:02:08I have.
00:02:10I got it down from 27 minutes to only 3.
00:02:14I thought you'd be skeptical.
00:02:18So how about a show and tell?
00:02:20Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.
00:02:23Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just 3 minutes.
00:02:26Say it again, sir. We'll take all of it. No matter the cost, we'll take it all.
00:02:42I thought you'd say so.
00:02:43Good.
00:02:44Before you leave, the President would like to host you for dinner.
00:02:47Well, I'm honored, but please tell the President I'm unavailable.
00:02:50Tonight, I have other plans.
00:02:52You're standing up, the President.
00:02:54What plans could be more important?
00:02:57Hmm.
00:02:58Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living.
00:03:01And my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:03:03So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:03:07When we get married and merge our family companies, your Olsen Group will double its value.
00:03:22And it's a win-win for me.
00:03:25Because I get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.
00:03:31Mmm.
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:33My father is forcing me to find a rich husband, but it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.
00:03:44Get lost, creep.
00:03:45Spoiled bitch!
00:03:46Whatever.
00:03:47So, what do you do for a living?
00:03:54Well, uh, I'm...
00:03:56My father's demanding I settle down.
00:03:58But I don't want a wife who only wants me for my money.
00:04:01I'm in sales.
00:04:02What about you, Sarah?
00:04:03Sales?
00:04:04How much do you make?
00:04:06But does that really matter?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10Okay.
00:04:11Um, in a good year, 50 or 60...
00:04:1360 grand!
00:04:14Good lord, you...
00:04:15You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:04:20Oh.
00:04:21I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...poor.
00:04:27Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:04:32Pass.
00:04:33Money's the only thing that matters.
00:04:35What a waste of my time.
00:04:37I passed up dinner with the president for this day.
00:04:40Talk about a waste of time.
00:04:41And I meant 50 or 60 million.
00:04:44Had a bad date, huh?
00:04:46Tell me about it.
00:04:47I threw a drink in his face.
00:04:49I'm sorry.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I'm sorry.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I'm sorry.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56I'm sorry.
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:04:58I'm sorry.
00:04:59I'm sorry.
00:05:00I'm sorry.
00:05:01I'm sorry.
00:05:02My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:05:06I was just starting to like your smile.
00:05:09And he'll cut you off unless...
00:05:12This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
00:05:18Would you want to get married?
00:05:24Married.
00:05:26You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.
00:05:29Oh?
00:05:30Is this a date?
00:05:31It is a Friday night.
00:05:33It's a really nice place and...
00:05:36You look fantastic.
00:05:39This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.
00:05:46My family's business is struggling.
00:05:48My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
00:05:55is marrying me off to some rich snob.
00:05:57I'm flattered.
00:05:59But what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
00:06:02It doesn't matter.
00:06:03I don't care how much you make.
00:06:05I just need to get married to get my parents off my back while I fix our business.
00:06:09Contract marriage.
00:06:11Huh.
00:06:12That could work too.
00:06:13I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.
00:06:18All you'd have to do is play along and...
00:06:20That won't be necessary.
00:06:22I'd marry you for free.
00:06:28So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
00:06:31I'm Damien.
00:06:33Iris Olsen.
00:06:35Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:36Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:37Hope you don't have any Christmas plans.
00:06:39Because as my fiancé, I need you to come meet my family.
00:06:44Looking forward to it.
00:06:51Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
00:06:53Merry Christmas.
00:06:54These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Elfsims.
00:06:57They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
00:07:01No need.
00:07:02I'll deliver them myself.
00:07:03Uh, but this is a company SUV.
00:07:06I'm a little confused.
00:07:08You're the Olsen's honored guests, and they didn't get you a car?
00:07:11Do they realize who you are?
00:07:13I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:07:15That's how I want it.
00:07:17I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.
00:07:20All right.
00:07:21Whatever you say, sir.
00:07:23I want them to know you.
00:07:24I want them to know you.
00:07:25I want them to know you.
00:07:29Yes?
00:07:30And you are?
00:07:31Mom, this is my husband.
00:07:34We were just talking about you.
00:07:36Merry Christmas, ma'am.
00:07:37I'm Damien.
00:07:38I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
00:07:42My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:07:45Mom, be respectful.
00:07:47I like him.
00:07:48This is Olsen.
00:08:01You're looking as lovely as ever.
00:08:03Oh, Marcus.
00:08:06What a lovely surprise.
00:08:08I didn't know you'd arrived.
00:08:11Um, what was your name again?
00:08:14Salesman.
00:08:15Oh, Damien.
00:08:16Yes, Damien.
00:08:17You should be honored.
00:08:19This is Marcus Walton.
00:08:21Heir to the Walton Group, and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
00:08:27So, you chose to marry this, Iris?
00:08:36How bizarre.
00:08:40Bizarre.
00:08:41Bizarre.
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:43What can I say?
00:08:45My wife Iris has good taste.
00:08:48Don't be rude.
00:08:50Do you know who you're talking to?
00:08:53This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
00:08:59You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
00:09:04You'd be surprised.
00:09:06I'm sorry, Damien.
00:09:07This isn't...
00:09:08Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
00:09:10There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
00:09:14You're right, Marcus.
00:09:16Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
00:09:19It's Christmas!
00:09:21It's Christmas.
00:09:22I'm sorry.
00:09:26Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
00:09:29They only care about being rich, and they hate people who aren't.
00:09:33That's why my mom's being rude to you.
00:09:35They have no idea what being rich means.
00:09:38Damien, are you upset?
00:09:41Please, you're not gonna back out of this, right?
00:09:44Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:45I'm all in.
00:09:46When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
00:09:49I'd never screw you like that.
00:09:52I mean, unless you consented first.
00:09:58If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent to anything.
00:10:04And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
00:10:09Well, I'm looking forward to it.
00:10:12But, Iris, I really don't need your money.
00:10:15I'm good.
00:10:16Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
00:10:22No, Mom.
00:10:23I didn't.
00:10:24Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
00:10:27Harvey Lambert?
00:10:28He's only the second command, the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.
00:10:37And with Mr. Lambert's support, we're gonna take the one group worldwide.
00:10:44And, uh, quadruple our profits.
00:10:49Oh, you see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive.
00:10:53He's a mover and a shaker.
00:10:55He's the kind of man you should marry, not this salesman
00:11:00who could probably never get an appointment with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
00:11:05I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
00:11:09Harvey?
00:11:10In this house, we show respect.
00:11:13And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
00:11:17Oh, but I am.
00:11:20Harvey's an old friend.
00:11:26An old friend.
00:11:29That's not possible.
00:11:30Marcus, he's just a salesman.
00:11:32He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
00:11:37On the contrary.
00:11:40I feel bad for you, Iris.
00:11:42Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar.
00:11:48Shame.
00:11:49But don't worry, darling.
00:11:50If he's strapped for cash, I could hook him up.
00:11:52I'm fine.
00:11:56Oh, it's Christmas time.
00:11:58I could hook you up with a, uh, big-boy job.
00:12:03You can clean toilets at my company.
00:12:06If you're lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of, uh, your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
00:12:14Marcus, stop it.
00:12:16I don't care that Damien is poor.
00:12:18He's much more of a man than you'll ever be.
00:12:20And I won't let you insult him like this.
00:12:25Thanks, babe.
00:12:26But, don't worry.
00:12:29They've got me all wrong.
00:12:31I actually, uh...
00:12:32What a coincidence.
00:12:39Uh, father is discussing business with Mr. Lambert.
00:12:45What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.
00:12:49Dad?
00:12:50What?
00:12:51Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person?
00:12:54I'll leave right away.
00:12:55Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but, uh, he'd like me to join him.
00:13:00I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey...
00:13:05...that he's never met you before, you little liar.
00:13:08Can't wait.
00:13:10And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
00:13:16You'll be apologizing to me.
00:13:18All right, well, Mrs. Olsen, Iris, I'm afraid I have a jet, but I have, uh, business to conduct.
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.
00:13:36Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus?
00:13:40And Damien, you liar.
00:13:43Mom, stop it.
00:13:44We're gonna be late for Christmas at Grandpa's. Let's just go.
00:13:48We're gonna be late for Christmas.
00:13:55Merry Christmas, Amanda.
00:13:56Merry Christmas, cousin.
00:13:58I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic...
00:14:02Merry Christmas.
00:14:09Merry Christmas, family!
00:14:11Who's this, Rando?
00:14:12You must be Tom.
00:14:14Hi, I'm Damien.
00:14:15I was his husband.
00:14:19So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris without even bothering to meet the family first?
00:14:25Oh, he doesn't care about Iris. He just married her for our money.
00:14:29Listen, guy. We all have a stake in this family business.
00:14:33You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.
00:14:35I told you, Iris, darling. Bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
00:14:41Enough. It's Christmas.
00:14:43If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are gonna have to leave.
00:14:47Iris, don't be like that. We're just joking.
00:14:50You're the guest of honor tonight. You can't leave. Come on, come here.
00:14:52I'm sorry, Damien. My family's business is in trouble and they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first.
00:15:08It's nothing personal. They just see you as standing in front of their money.
00:15:12It's amusing, actually. They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.
00:15:17I know everything I need to know about you.
00:15:22Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy. You're doing great. This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
00:15:28Well, I'm just keeping my promise. And Iris, I really don't need your money. I'm having a really good time with you.
00:15:37You're special. And I feel bad. In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
00:15:45But maybe later tonight we can...
00:15:48Auntie Iris!
00:15:55Uh, who's that?
00:15:57Hi, Leslie. This is my new husband, Damien. Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
00:16:02Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:16:04Merry Christmas, kiddo. I didn't know you had a niece. I wouldn't have brought her a gift.
00:16:09Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
00:16:11Whoa.
00:16:13Uncle Damien, my money comes empty. Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:16:16Oh, honey. You're asking the wrong man. He's just a broke, small town loser. He doesn't have any cash for you. Do you, Damien?
00:16:26Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:16:29Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:16:31Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat. Sounds sad, right?
00:16:39Oh, no. I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien. I shouldn't have asked.
00:16:43Tom. Leslie, your dad is joking.
00:16:46But maybe, instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:16:50Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun, but I don't have any cash on me.
00:16:55But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:16:58Oh, Damien.
00:17:00You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:17:06Fifty grand.
00:17:07Fifty thousand dollars? Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:17:13I can't be right, unless...
00:17:16Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:17:21I knew it. He doesn't have this kind of money. He's just trying to show off. This check is worthless.
00:17:28It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.
00:17:30This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand. If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knock-offs.
00:17:42Cheap, huh? This is custom-made, thank you.
00:17:44Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family. Lying to a child to protect your poor ego. How awful.
00:17:52You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing, but now I see why.
00:17:59You guys all jump to conclusions, and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:18:04You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it. Cash the check. Take it to the bank.
00:18:10And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:18:13And when the check bounces, it won't.
00:18:15This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:18:24Agreed. Tom, help me with this.
00:18:27I'm gonna need a drink.
00:18:34Who brought these Christmas gifts?
00:18:36They're from Damien.
00:18:38It's just a few gifts I got for the family. We can open them up during dinner.
00:18:41I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check him out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
00:18:46I know.
00:18:47Hey, tough guy. What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:18:51What is this fuss about, huh?
00:18:54Grandpa.
00:18:56This is my husband, Damien. The one I told you about.
00:19:00Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:19:01Good, good. Not too tall, but handsome.
00:19:05You two make a lovely couple.
00:19:08Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting-
00:19:10I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
00:19:15Is that a problem?
00:19:19Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:19:40Can I help you, little girl?
00:19:45I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:19:49My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
00:19:55Can you help me cash it?
00:19:57$50,000?
00:19:58I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:20:03I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:20:06This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.
00:20:09Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:20:12Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:20:19He's Iris' husband. Why, don't you?
00:20:23Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random.
00:20:27Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:20:29Damien isn't like that.
00:20:31Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:20:34I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group,
00:20:39if he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
00:20:44That's enough. It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.
00:20:50Damien, I got you a present.
00:20:59I think someone confused me for the dog.
00:21:05Good one, sis.
00:21:09Iris, your husband's just been bagging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:21:14We're gonna treat him like one.
00:21:16Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:21:18Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.
00:21:20Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.
00:21:22You ungrateful little gold digger.
00:21:25I'm confused.
00:21:26Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:21:30Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.
00:21:34He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
00:21:36He's a terrible role model and a liar!
00:21:40Merry Christmas!
00:21:47The check was real, Dad!
00:21:49Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:21:52It's real.
00:21:53I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.
00:21:59Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:22:01Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:22:03I'm rich.
00:22:05The check was legit.
00:22:07That was 50 grand.
00:22:09That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:22:10How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:22:11Damien, what's going on?
00:22:13Did we just assume he was poor?
00:22:14He did.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:16But, you know what they say about assumptions.
00:22:20They make an ass out of you and me.
00:22:22This cannot be real.
00:22:24Oh, God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:22:30Of course that's what he did.
00:22:31What a fragile ego.
00:22:33Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
00:22:36Oh, ridiculous.
00:22:37It's shameful.
00:22:39Take it.
00:22:40You obviously need it more than many of us.
00:22:46Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
00:22:51It's sad.
00:22:52Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:54It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:22:58Iris, I'm not broke.
00:23:01And I don't need your money.
00:23:02And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:23:08You'll see.
00:23:09I'm sorry, gifts?
00:23:12Gifts.
00:23:14Huh.
00:23:15Let's see them.
00:23:17Oh, come on, Dad.
00:23:18He's just a poor salesman.
00:23:20I'm sure they're just trash.
00:23:22You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:23:25Let's open Amanda's.
00:23:26She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:23:32She's rich.
00:23:35And she gives good gifts.
00:23:37Hey, what about me?
00:23:38I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:23:40I should get the credit.
00:23:42I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:23:44If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.
00:23:48Excuse me?
00:23:49The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:23:52If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:23:54The company is still failing.
00:23:58Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
00:24:04And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:24:06Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:24:08He has the funds we need.
00:24:10Marcus is a huge success.
00:24:12Go be with him.
00:24:14Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
00:24:19Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:24:22A big deal?
00:24:23Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:24:27Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:24:30Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:24:34I would know.
00:24:36Harvey's an employee.
00:24:37This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:24:43Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:24:46No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
00:24:49Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert, you need to get your head examined.
00:24:57Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:25:02I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:25:10Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:25:13I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:25:17Oh, Marcus. I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:25:22It went great. We're officially partnering. There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep a harvest out of my head. So I had to rush right back here.
00:25:32Marcus, you are so impressive. I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:25:36Be patient. That can be arranged.
00:25:40Oh, Marcus. Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:25:53Iris.
00:25:55I don't want anything from you.
00:25:56A five-star golf club membership? This must be worth $30,000. Thanks, Marcus.
00:26:14A 49-year-old whiskey? That's 50 grand right there.
00:26:18Iris. Check this out. It was worn at last year's Met Gala. Oh, my goodness. It's got to be worth $100,000.
00:26:32Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days. I was hoping I would wear it and be my date.
00:26:39Marcus, this is too much. You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:26:44Iris, are you serious? This would look amazing on you. You would be the talk of the town.
00:26:49Oh, I know, Damien. It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus, but you'll get over it.
00:26:56No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:27:01Okay, Damien, shut up. You're just jealous. You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:27:14Marcus, don't even listen to him. He's such a leech.
00:27:19Iris will come to her senses, and then she'll divorce him soon, and then she's all yours, you charmer.
00:27:27Oh, Damien.
00:27:35Here's what you'll never stand about the Walton's, you goddamn fool.
00:27:40We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:27:45But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
00:27:51Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
00:27:54Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
00:28:01No, no, that's too generous. More like the free donation bin.
00:28:05Not exactly. See for yourselves.
00:28:09You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment. What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:28:13Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:28:18Mom!
00:28:20I think that's a great idea.
00:28:21I'll take that bet.
00:28:23And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:28:27Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas. Well, now you can. From your own personal yacht.
00:28:41It's a Lazara. Entry-level boat is ten million.
00:28:44Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law. I hear you like collecting art.
00:28:47Zip.
00:28:57Oh, that's a Lazara.
00:28:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:05It's a Lazara.
00:29:07It's a Lazara.
00:29:08Hey, I hear you like collecting art.
00:29:19That's a Renaissance painting.
00:29:21Those go for about 40 million.
00:29:23And this, the only one of its kind.
00:29:27The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
00:29:29Worth 100 million dollars.
00:29:38Okay, how, how is this possible, hmm?
00:29:53You had a deal, right, Marcus?
00:29:56So apologize to my husband.
00:29:59Wasn't writing.
00:30:00Damien was telling the truth.
00:30:02He's rich.
00:30:03Oh, Iris, you chose so well.
00:30:06We were so rude to your husband and we didn't mean it.
00:30:10Dammit, Marcus made us do it.
00:30:12Wait a second.
00:30:14Wait a second.
00:30:15Damien, Damien, Damien.
00:30:18You almost fooled me.
00:30:21Marcus, what are you talking about?
00:30:24Think about it.
00:30:26How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
00:30:30There's only one logical answer.
00:30:33They're cheap knock-ups.
00:30:36They're fake.
00:30:37Oh, you're right.
00:30:40I knew it.
00:30:42Come on, Iris, let's stick with the plan.
00:30:44For the family.
00:30:46Divorce Damien and Mary Marcus.
00:30:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
00:30:52Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes
00:30:56just because some middle manager says so?
00:31:00I believe Damien.
00:31:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman
00:31:04to afford such expensive gifts.
00:31:06But we don't know much about him.
00:31:08What's there to know?
00:31:10Seriously think that this random loser
00:31:14is a secret billionaire?
00:31:17I don't think so.
00:31:20Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.
00:31:23You've seen luxuries, you're well-traveled.
00:31:25What's your expert opinion?
00:31:27Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:31:35Tom, what are you doing?
00:31:36Just taking my anger on this fake junk your husband brought.
00:31:39Ooh, that looks like fun.
00:31:42Hey, I want to try.
00:31:48Do you have any idea what you just did?
00:31:50They're just fakes anyway.
00:31:51I mean, they would end up in the trash eventually.
00:31:54Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy
00:31:57worrying about these gifts.
00:31:59You're so ignorant.
00:32:02What if they were real, Jimmy?
00:32:04What if you just destroyed a $40 million piece of art
00:32:07out of spite?
00:32:09God, you're insane.
00:32:10They're not real.
00:32:11If we displayed this painting,
00:32:12we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:32:29Stop!
00:32:30Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:40You fools!
00:32:41Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa.
00:32:43He's furious with you.
00:32:45No, Amanda.
00:32:46I'm furious with you.
00:32:48The painting.
00:32:49The necklace.
00:32:50The boat.
00:32:51They're real.
00:32:53What?
00:32:55Grandpa, you're joking.
00:32:57Dad, why are you on the floor?
00:33:07I'm cleaning up your mess.
00:33:09This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:33:12No way.
00:33:13Your vision must be fading, Grandpa.
00:33:16Damien just bought some nice looking fakes.
00:33:18How could I raise kids this stupid?
00:33:26Are you saying these are real?
00:33:29When I was younger, I saw this very painting
00:33:32and the private collection of Mr. Blaine Senior.
00:33:35The richest man in the country.
00:33:38Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:42Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:33:44I destroyed a $40 million painting?
00:33:46I know these diamonds.
00:33:48They were procured at great cost.
00:33:51A smashed $100 million diamond necklace?
00:33:57Damien, are you really so wealthy?
00:34:00You said you knew Mr. Lambert.
00:34:03Why didn't you tell me?
00:34:05Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money.
00:34:09But I never lied to you.
00:34:12And there's still one gift left.
00:34:16For you.
00:34:18My wife.
00:34:20That deserves the whole world.
00:34:23You don't have to spend so much on me.
00:34:25I don't care about all that.
00:34:26I know.
00:34:27But I care about you.
00:34:30And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:34:33No.
00:34:34This is ridiculous.
00:34:37I'm rich.
00:34:38I'm successful.
00:34:40He's just a...
00:34:42I see, Damien.
00:34:44Well, they're real.
00:34:47But he didn't buy them.
00:34:49He stole them.
00:34:54All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert.
00:34:57So how did they get in your hands, Damien?
00:35:00Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:35:03Harvey sent them to me, of course.
00:35:05I've told you all of that.
00:35:07Stop the line.
00:35:08You stole them from Mr. Lambert.
00:35:11You'll bring us all down with you.
00:35:12You're a criminal.
00:35:13This is outrageous.
00:35:14You worthless fraud.
00:35:16You conned your way into our family,
00:35:18and we nearly fell for it.
00:35:20You belong in jail.
00:35:21Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined
00:35:24because of you.
00:35:26Damien, is this true?
00:35:29Iris.
00:35:30Absolutely not.
00:35:32Trust me.
00:35:34Well, what a coincidence.
00:35:38Mr. Lambert just texted me to say that he's on his way here right now.
00:35:43And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien,
00:35:46you're fucked.
00:35:48Perfect.
00:35:49I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by.
00:35:52Mr. Lambert is coming here on Christmas.
00:35:55Did he say why?
00:35:56He doesn't say why, but it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:36:01He's so screwed.
00:36:02When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:36:05Oh, glass.
00:36:06I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:36:07Damien will take the plan.
00:36:08Mr. Lambert will thank us because he capped a thief for him.
00:36:10Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:36:12I'd do anything for this family.
00:36:14It's just a shame that, you know, Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:36:19Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:36:20Iris, be thankful.
00:36:21Marcus even likes you.
00:36:22Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:23There's no comparison.
00:36:24He's rich and...
00:36:25I'll never be with you.
00:36:26Iris, be thankful.
00:36:27Marcus even likes you.
00:36:28Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:29There's no comparison.
00:36:30He's rich and...
00:36:31Powerful and...
00:36:34Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:35No.
00:36:36I don't believe it.
00:36:38Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:40You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire who is somehow being robbed?
00:36:42No, I won't.
00:36:43Because they will do anything for me.
00:36:44And you cannot be the best.
00:36:45Mr. Lambert will not be there.
00:36:46No, I won't be around.
00:36:47I will never be with you.
00:36:48I will never be with you.
00:36:49Well, I will be thankful.
00:36:50Marcus even likes you.
00:36:51Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:52There is no comparison.
00:36:53He's rich and powerful.
00:36:54Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56I don't believe it.
00:36:58Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:59A secret billionaire who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:37:03There has to be an explanation.
00:37:06Right, Damien?
00:37:08Harris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:37:14But I can call Harvey.
00:37:16Mr. Lambert.
00:37:18And he'll figure this out.
00:37:20You honestly think we're gonna believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:37:23Shhh!
00:37:26Harvey, whatever else you're doing can wait.
00:37:29Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:37:31Yes, sir.
00:37:32I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP.
00:37:35To the Olsen house!
00:37:40Harvey Lambert will be on his way.
00:37:42And once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:37:44Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:46No.
00:37:47Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO.
00:37:51There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:37:54Well, I think he does have it.
00:37:55Harvey.
00:37:56Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:37:59Your looks and the brains out.
00:38:01Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:38:04Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number.
00:38:07Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:38:10It's not that simple.
00:38:12Damien, if you're gonna lie, at least commit to the bid.
00:38:15You're caught.
00:38:18I believe you.
00:38:19Just show him your call history.
00:38:21I knew it.
00:38:22You lying piece of shit.
00:38:23There's nothing there.
00:38:24This is my work phone.
00:38:25I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:38:26My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking.
00:38:27All calls leave.
00:38:28No trace.
00:38:29So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:30This gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:32Enough.
00:38:33Stop the lying.
00:38:34Stop with the charade.
00:38:35Divorce Iris or we'll call the cops.
00:38:38Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:39Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:38:40Great.
00:38:41Right on time.
00:38:42Just as I ordered.
00:38:43Oh, Damien.
00:38:44Keep talking.
00:38:45You won't be so good.
00:38:46No trace.
00:38:47No trace.
00:38:48No trace.
00:38:49So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:51This gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:52Enough.
00:38:53Stop the lying.
00:38:54Stop with the charade.
00:38:55Divorce Iris or we'll call the cops.
00:38:57Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:58Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:39:00Great.
00:39:01Right on time.
00:39:03Just as I ordered.
00:39:04Oh, Damien, keep talking.
00:39:07You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:39:11We'll see.
00:39:12And don't leave Harvey waiting.
00:39:14Let him in.
00:39:15And we'll see if he arrest me or not.
00:39:19Who are these men?
00:39:21Those are Vipers.
00:39:23They're the biggest gang south of the Mason Dixon line.
00:39:26Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:39:28Well, somebody had to keep in mind your lying, thieving husband.
00:39:32These boys will take care of them for us.
00:39:34They'll take up the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:39:36Marcus, I've told you so many times.
00:39:38I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:39:41Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:39:43Uh, Damien, you stole my woman.
00:39:46So this is payback.
00:39:48These gang bangers wanna hang you upside down and bleed you out dry.
00:39:52Oh, it's Vipers.
00:39:55I remember them now.
00:39:57They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:39:59Well, damn, Damien.
00:40:01I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:40:03So, let me get this.
00:40:05You're a billionaire, a spy, and a CEO arms dealer?
00:40:11Now, have I got that right?
00:40:14In a nutshell?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:20This is the lunatic I was talking about.
00:40:22He disrespected you.
00:40:24If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying, you'd be roadkill.
00:40:28Captain Brown, you're a biker gang leader?
00:40:31We've met.
00:40:32But I bet you he was too embarrassed and begged like a dog.
00:40:36You're gonna regret that.
00:40:40If you hurt her, I swear to God.
00:40:42Let her go!
00:40:44Stop taking it easy on him.
00:40:45What am I paying you for?
00:40:46Get him out of here.
00:40:48I'll see.
00:40:49Iris, it'll be okay.
00:40:51Move it.
00:40:55Marcus, what have you done?
00:40:57I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:02I did this for us.
00:41:07Just over like you asked, boss.
00:41:09Where's our...
00:41:13Mr. Lambert, you're like a business legend.
00:41:16It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Hi, Mr. Lambert.
00:41:19I'm Amanda.
00:41:20I work for your company.
00:41:22You're always so busy, so we've never really met, but...
00:41:25All right, all right, all right.
00:41:27Not all at once.
00:41:28I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:41:31Thank you for coming to our house and to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:41:35Uh, Merry Christmas?
00:41:37I...
00:41:38On what?
00:41:39On her wedding.
00:41:41Oh!
00:41:42You must mean Marcus.
00:41:44Yes.
00:41:45Marcus and Iris aren't married.
00:41:46Not officially.
00:41:47I mean, not yet, anyway.
00:41:49Marcus?
00:41:50Where is he?
00:41:51I don't know.
00:41:56Tie them up.
00:41:59I have places I need to be.
00:42:01So call your gang leader, Brown.
00:42:03Let's get this over with...
00:42:04...to access to Atlas guns.
00:42:07My guys are...
00:42:08You can buy weapons anywhere, biker.
00:42:10Why a...
00:42:11Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now.
00:42:13And my guys need price.
00:42:14I'll triple it.
00:42:15Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:42:19He doesn't your business.
00:42:21Hey.
00:42:22Mr. Blaine.
00:42:23Fuck!
00:42:25Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing.
00:42:28I know.
00:42:29Shut up, bitch.
00:42:30One more word, and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:42:35Not so tough now, huh?
00:42:38The Vipers are the biggest gang in this state.
00:42:42No one even care.
00:42:43And with you out, bet your wife.
00:42:46You lay even one finger on her.
00:42:47Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:42:51She's gonna love it.
00:42:53There's nothing a poor cuck like you can do.
00:43:00Why'd a loser like you learn to do that?
00:43:02Take him down!
00:43:03But...
00:43:05He's in training.
00:43:07Who are you?
00:43:08Hey!
00:43:09And he'll be very angry to know how you treated me.
00:43:11I'm Damian Blaine.
00:43:12CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:43:15Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:43:23Where's the man of the hour?
00:43:25Your husband.
00:43:26Taken...
00:43:28By the Vipers.
00:43:30Why?
00:43:31Because Marcus said he stole from you.
00:43:34Marcus said that...
00:43:35Miscommunication.
00:43:36Please.
00:43:37Sit.
00:43:38Um...
00:43:39No, no, no.
00:43:40You're a den of fools.
00:43:41Ignorance.
00:43:42Wait, wait.
00:43:43Where...
00:43:44I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine.
00:43:47Told you Damian was trouble.
00:43:49He stole from Mr.
00:43:51To save my husband.
00:43:53Oh, in the Viper Pit?
00:43:55No, I forbid it.
00:44:00Mr.
00:44:02Does this mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:44:05Subducted him.
00:44:06Shit.
00:44:07I'll fix it.
00:44:08Yes, you will.
00:44:11It is your problem.
00:44:12Get Mr. Blaine out safely, or the hellfire might of Atlas will destroy you.
00:44:18Consider it done.
00:44:19I need...
00:44:20Do it.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Where?
00:44:23We're the...
00:44:24CEO of...
00:44:25Atlas Defense.
00:44:26You can take apart a gun, dickwad.
00:44:27Yeah.
00:44:28You're so fucked.
00:44:29And someone like you is a strong ass.
00:44:31I never imagined that they'd ally with some street gang.
00:44:33You won't just stand there, shoot him!
00:44:34Delay that over here!
00:44:35Anyone harms him?
00:44:36Buzz!
00:44:37What are you doing here?
00:44:38Shit.
00:44:39He really is to you.
00:44:40I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:44:41VIP?
00:44:42No, sir.
00:44:43He's...
00:44:44He's lying.
00:44:45What the hell was that for?
00:44:46You kidnapped the son of Atlas?
00:44:47You kidnapped the son of Atlas?
00:44:48And someone like you is a strong ass.
00:44:49And someone like you is a strong ass.
00:44:50I never imagined that they'd ally with some street gang.
00:44:52You won't just stand there, shoot him!
00:44:54Delay that over here!
00:44:55Anyone harms him?
00:44:56Buzz!
00:44:57What are you doing here?
00:44:58Shit.
00:44:59He really is to you.
00:45:00I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:45:02VIP?
00:45:03No, sir.
00:45:04He's...
00:45:05He's lying.
00:45:06King?
00:45:07What the hell was that for?
00:45:10You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps, you stupid fuck!
00:45:14You're a goddamn liar!
00:45:17Theo of nothing.
00:45:20I never saw Blaine's face.
00:45:22Could this be him?
00:45:24What do we do now, boss?
00:45:26The Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:45:29Don't.
00:45:30Oh, shit.
00:45:35Give me that.
00:45:38This is a fake ID.
00:45:40Get sick, I can't risk this.
00:45:42I need to be able to confirm, bugger.
00:45:45Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:45:53Sorry, Mr. Lambert, I'm confused.
00:45:55Uh, Kyle Walton?
00:45:57This isn't a good time, what do you need?
00:45:59You would honor us by arranging a meeting between Mr. Blaine and...
00:46:02This is a huge fan hub.
00:46:04Um, fine, I'll handle it.
00:46:06I need to go now.
00:46:08This is an emergency.
00:46:09How much longer to the Viper Pit?
00:46:11Three minutes, sir.
00:46:14Your identity.
00:46:16There's nothing.
00:46:17If you call Mr. Leber, he's just gonna...
00:46:19You'll just piss him off.
00:46:20Finish him now.
00:46:21Boss, this asshole.
00:46:24Beat him since...
00:46:26At least not yet.
00:46:29Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:34Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:39Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:46:42Something more important than meeting Atlas CEO Mr. Blaine?
00:46:45I'm meeting Mr. Blaine...
00:46:46...to the Fortune 500.
00:46:48Get back here to prep.
00:46:52I'm about to get his skull bashed in.
00:46:55And I put an iris on my arm.
00:46:57Um, Brown, when Swann Group is in with Mr. Blaine...
00:47:02...the Viper's will get their weapons.
00:47:05I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:47:09Kill Damien...
00:47:10...we'll be even.
00:47:12See you at the banquet.
00:47:19Time's up.
00:47:20Put it down!
00:47:23Mr. Lambert...
00:47:24...what are you doing?
00:47:25Obviously he failed, you moron.
00:47:27I am handling the con man.
00:47:29Who told you he was a con man?
00:47:31Why, the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune himself, Marcus Walton.
00:47:35Marcus Walton has never seen Mr. Blaine.
00:47:39He took his word?
00:47:41No.
00:47:42Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:47:43I'd know him if I saw him.
00:47:45And that guy is no global arms dealer.
00:47:49Very good.
00:47:51Very poor.
00:47:52I'm doing this for Mr.
00:47:55What?
00:47:59I'll save you, Damien.
00:48:00You may not be rich.
00:48:04I'm sorry, sir.
00:48:06This never should have happened.
00:48:07How do you want to handle this?
00:48:09Say the word?
00:48:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:13Stop!
00:48:14Don't do this.
00:48:15Don't, don't do this.
00:48:16Stathetic.
00:48:18You did know.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:21It was Marcus and his lies.
00:48:23I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:48:25I will do that.
00:48:26I run a global war machine larger than most nations' armies.
00:48:30What could you and your petty little biker gang possibly do for me?
00:48:38Actually, there's one thing.
00:48:43There's a Christmas.
00:48:44Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:48:46Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:48:48Yes, sir.
00:48:57I'll save you, Damien!
00:48:59Don't hurt my husband!
00:49:04Hey, babe.
00:49:07What happened?
00:49:08Where's the gang?
00:49:11This is just a contract marriage.
00:49:13Well, just for me.
00:49:14Well, at first I was just marrying you as a way to dodge Marcus, but I don't know.
00:49:19I realized, I think I'm...
00:49:21It makes two of us, but her wife.
00:49:34Wow.
00:49:37We should probably get out of here before those biker dudes come back.
00:49:40We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:49:42We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:49:43I don't have a serious at all.
00:49:47Fortunately, I can help.
00:49:50At the business banquet in a couple days, I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:49:58Wait.
00:49:58But instead...
00:49:59I want to give...
00:50:01I mean...
00:50:02Wait.
00:50:06Babe.
00:50:07Banquet?
00:50:09Walton group?
00:50:09I don't understand.
00:50:10No.
00:50:11Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:50:13I'm doing the deal.
00:50:15And I'm changing it.
00:50:16Who?
00:50:17Play Big Business Tycoon.
00:50:19And I'll be the only member of my family who likes you.
00:50:22We can't keep them waiting.
00:50:23Iris, what is it?
00:50:38The doctor says your grandpa has a brain melted.
00:50:42Grandpa, please wake up.
00:50:45The doctors say all we can do...
00:50:47Sell the company?
00:50:51Sell the company?
00:50:53Iris, we own shares.
00:50:55Fault?
00:50:56Yeah.
00:50:57If you hadn't brought this loser home, Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved, and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:51:03Iris, dish this douche and marry Marcus.
00:51:06His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:51:10There's another option.
00:51:14Don't worry.
00:51:15We called in the world's top medical team.
00:51:17We'll be just fine.
00:51:18Really?
00:51:19Really.
00:51:20Bullshit.
00:51:20You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford the best doctors in the world?
00:51:29You can't even afford decent clothes, Jimmy.
00:51:31Why don't they start by treating your delusions of grandeur?
00:51:35Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
00:51:37Rich, successful...
00:51:38You might not have money, but I trust him.
00:51:41It's contagious!
00:51:42Your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
00:51:46Now get out of here!
00:51:50How can I help?
00:51:55Sorry, who are you?
00:51:57He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
00:51:59A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
00:52:01A Nobel Prize winner.
00:52:02How do you know someone so prestigious?
00:52:06Jimmy.
00:52:07Well, you're going to be okay.
00:52:19Cardiac arrhythmia.
00:52:20It's critical.
00:52:22We need an OR stat.
00:52:23Hey, don't worry.
00:52:32Grandpa's going to be just fine.
00:52:35This is all your fault, salesman.
00:52:38Dream went smoothly.
00:52:39Harold's stable.
00:52:41He's in recovery.
00:52:43Follow me.
00:52:44Damien's doctor saved...
00:52:50Not some loser.
00:52:51I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:54I...
00:52:54I...
00:52:55It's...
00:52:56Wait, if the surgery was so successful...
00:53:02Well, he was under anesthesia for surgery.
00:53:04It's going to need some time to...
00:53:05Just admit it.
00:53:07My patient is just...
00:53:08Damien and his so-called doctor
00:53:11probably forged the chart.
00:53:13It's just a scam.
00:53:15To get our family fortune.
00:53:17How low can you go?
00:53:18You.
00:53:19And steal his money?
00:53:21You're all insane.
00:53:23Use your eyes.
00:53:24The surgery was successful.
00:53:26No, it wasn't.
00:53:28Damien doesn't know any real doctors.
00:53:29He's not rich.
00:53:31He killed his funeral.
00:53:33Enough.
00:53:34Boing.
00:53:37Dad, you're awake.
00:53:39Are you okay?
00:53:40Grandpa, we were so worried.
00:53:42It's a miracle.
00:53:44It's a Christmas miracle.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47Miracle.
00:53:48What?
00:53:48The three of you,
00:53:49oh, Damien and Dr. Franklin,
00:53:51an apology.
00:53:52I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
00:53:54I've always been doing every...
00:53:55Credit?
00:53:55Grandpa just woke up.
00:53:57And you're trying to start a fight?
00:53:58You and your husband are so obnoxious.
00:54:01Grandpa, I've been by your side.
00:54:02These two don't care about you.
00:54:03You should take away Iris' inheritance
00:54:06and give it to us instead.
00:54:12Grandpa, what was that for?
00:54:15I'm old.
00:54:16But I'm not stupid.
00:54:19Damien put up with your nonsense for Iris.
00:54:24You twist the truth to try to get your hand.
00:54:29Apologize to Damien.
00:54:31Out of your mouths.
00:54:32Isn't sorry.
00:54:34I am cutting off...
00:54:37I'm sorry.
00:54:42I'm sorry, Damien.
00:54:46But I have to wonder.
00:54:48I was a winning doctor.
00:54:53I've been telling you all this...
00:54:55...that you think I am.
00:54:56I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:54:59Oh my god, what have I done?
00:55:02Now, did I imagine this?
00:55:06Or did you all spend Christmas telling Iris
00:55:09I wasn't good or not?
00:55:10Quite the opposite.
00:55:12See, the Olsen...
00:55:13Optimism.
00:55:15And I see her character.
00:55:17And I see her lovely personality.
00:55:20And most importantly...
00:55:22She's the one that told us you aren't rich.
00:55:25Why, Iris?
00:55:30I'm in sales.
00:55:31That was a misunderstanding.
00:55:33I just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband.
00:55:36I never expected him to be the richest man in the world.
00:55:39You...
00:55:40At first, I wanted a contract marriage.
00:55:43I guess...
00:55:44I never expected him to be this incredible guy.
00:55:47Meeting you was the luckiest moment of my life.
00:55:49I never thought I could find someone as kind and genuine as you.
00:55:56Then you'll have a promissed wedding.
00:55:59I'd love to.
00:56:01That is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet.
00:56:05We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group.
00:56:09Billion?
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:11But I'm not doing the deal.
00:56:12At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal and shift it to your family's company.
00:56:18Call it a...
00:56:20Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:22Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:23Oh, my God.
00:56:27Tom, we're saved.
00:56:29The company...
00:56:30Damien, you'd really...
00:56:37It's already done.
00:56:47I told you, he's unavailable.
00:56:50I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
00:56:53I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey and Lambert.
00:56:57Where is he?
00:57:03Unavailable.
00:57:04Son, what's the holdup?
00:57:05As I was telling your boy, Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
00:57:10Unacceptable.
00:57:10We're here to sign a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:12Bitch, don't you know who we are?
00:57:13Are you out of your mind?
00:57:15Sir is essentially insulting Harvey.
00:57:17Dad, we're here to deal.
00:57:18I'm not going to beg to some secretary.
00:57:20If Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans, we'll go talk to him.
00:57:25Black, son, you'll meet Mr. Blaine soon.
00:57:27Once you're with him, Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway.
00:57:31It'll all work out fine.
00:57:33Mr. Lambert's convenience.
00:57:34Should I get them back?
00:57:40No.
00:57:41Just got off the phone with the boss.
00:57:42Change of plans.
00:57:44Our big contract with them is to be cancelled and reassigned to a local family.
00:57:51That's a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:54Marcus and his father will be upset.
00:57:55Should we notify them?
00:57:56No, don't bother.
00:57:57But if they come back, don't let them in.
00:57:59They screwed up.
00:58:00Those morons.
00:58:02Get Dawson in here.
00:58:12Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days.
00:58:15He and his wife are coming now, so make sure they are treated like a king and a queen.
00:58:19Mr. Blaine?
00:58:21The CEO of Atlas?
00:58:22Yes.
00:58:26Banquet coming up.
00:58:28I'm here at your disposal for anything you need.
00:58:30This is my day.
00:58:32Nobody's here to greet me.
00:58:35Who's that asshole over there sucking both my attention?
00:58:38You don't know?
00:58:40That's Liam Dawson, Mr. Lambert's right-hand man.
00:58:43He's the one orchestrating this entire...
00:58:45I should know.
00:58:47Liam, my family's sponsoring this event.
00:58:50Beth signed a billion-dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
00:58:56Don't pretend like you're not in awe of me.
00:58:58I understand I come off as very...
00:59:00Oh, look at the time.
00:59:02I don't have time for lesser guests.
00:59:05I must find Mr. Blaine away from our real VIPs.
00:59:09Mr. Blaine's about the same deal with you.
00:59:24We're always messing with.
00:59:30Place it.
00:59:30Here we are, Don.
00:59:39Ready?
00:59:44Could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
00:59:47Nah.
00:59:48Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security.
00:59:51They must not be anyone important.
00:59:53Marcus, I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert.
00:59:57Your family's business is going to skyrocket.
01:00:00Maybe we should talk.
01:00:02Anyone that does our list, you're going to be somebody.
01:00:11There's Titan like myself.
01:00:14Oh, yes.
01:00:15Damien.
01:00:19Now, how does, uh, Broke's $10,000 ahead?
01:00:22A salesman?
01:00:24Who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:27It's okay.
01:00:28Don't be surprised.
01:00:30Outrageous.
01:00:30In fact, it's downright criminal.
01:00:33Do you even know who Mr. Blaine is?
01:00:35Half the...
01:00:36Impersonating him is to take it straight to a cell at Guantanamo.
01:00:40Oh, Iris.
01:00:42What are you ever going to learn?
01:00:43If you keep sticking around with this loser,
01:00:45your family's just going to be in trouble.
01:00:47Are you okay, Iris?
01:00:54Did he hurt you?
01:00:55No.
01:00:56I'm fine.
01:00:57Thanks to you.
01:00:59I'm...
01:01:00Blaine are on my side.
01:01:01Any minute now, they're going to be all...
01:01:03I'm not on your side.
01:01:05But if you think you can take...
01:01:06He's interrogating Mr. Blaine.
01:01:08Send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:01:12...in petty drama.
01:01:13That's exactly why I ordered Dawson to remove you from the guest list.
01:01:16Mr. Blaine.
01:01:24I'm already here.
01:01:25I've been here.
01:01:27You're already here?
01:01:29My apologies, sir.
01:01:31I didn't see you.
01:01:32I gave you one simple order.
01:01:35Don't let the Walton family in.
01:01:36Walton family in.
01:01:39The Waltons?
01:01:41They snuck in.
01:01:42I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:01:44Whoa, did you...
01:01:47Listen around.
01:01:48Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:01:51Good Lord, you're a bunch of goddamn groups.
01:01:54He's a con man.
01:01:55He's faking him.
01:01:56I have no rights in my phone.
01:01:58Of course he does.
01:01:59Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner and Mr. Blaine's...
01:02:02I'll figure out who we are, sir, enough.
01:02:05Seriously, Iris, you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:02:08And your management, clearly not the sharpest...
01:02:11And his idiotic fool of a wife.
01:02:14What a perfect match.
01:02:15Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:17Take them down and kick them out!
01:02:28Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:02:30Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:31Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:02:34Stop!
01:02:34What's going on here?
01:02:40This...
01:02:41This lunatic...
01:02:42He's pretending to be Mr. Blaine.
01:02:44He's attacking the guards.
01:02:46You're the one who...
01:02:47Bet for the banquet.
01:02:49If the real Mr. Blaine came in and saw this impersonator causing all this trouble, he'd be pissed.
01:02:54So you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:02:55It isn't a claim, it's a fact.
01:02:58I'm disappointed in you, Dawson.
01:03:00I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone.
01:03:02Mr. Dawson doesn't even know who you are.
01:03:05You spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone a few minutes ago, right?
01:03:09No problem.
01:03:11Mr. Blaine's number.
01:03:12I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine.
01:03:20I should have recognized you earlier, I...
01:03:22Mr. Dawson, then...
01:03:23Shut up!
01:03:25I listened to you, and now I've offended Mr. Blaine.
01:03:28Security, take this asshole away.
01:03:32Okay, I'm...
01:03:33I'm Marcus Walter!
01:03:36This time.
01:03:37Now, get Marcus out of my party.
01:03:39And set up a table for my wife and I.
01:03:41Wait.
01:03:42No.
01:03:43I can explain, I know what's going on, it's...
01:03:46Just listen to me!
01:03:50Bag is Mr. Blaine.
01:03:52He stole Mr. Blaine.
01:03:53He proved he isn't poor.
01:03:55Oh, shut up, woman!
01:03:56Lambert, just a few days ago, if I hadn't called him on...
01:03:59Mr. Lambert would have no idea.
01:04:01How can you prove what you're saying?
01:04:03I'm signing a billion dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:05I know.
01:04:07I could vouch for Marcus.
01:04:08His dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert.
01:04:10Their paperwork and everything is all set for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:14Marcus is far more trustworthy than this...
01:04:17Get him.
01:04:18You know, you almost won there, Damien.
01:04:29But the thing is, a loser like you can never beat me.
01:04:32Dawson, I expected you to be able to see through the BS and the lies of somebody as desperate as Marcus.
01:04:37But you're going to prove your identity through a stolen phone.
01:04:40Exhausting.
01:04:43I'm the one.
01:04:45What would happen if this party fails?
01:04:47Mr. Lambert, Mr. Blaine...
01:04:49They blame me.
01:04:52I lose my job.
01:04:54My bonus.
01:04:56My house.
01:04:57If the real Mr. Blaine shows up and finds this imposter here, this whole event is wrecked.
01:05:02Take them away.
01:05:03You're right. What was I thinking?
01:05:05Get these imposters out of here.
01:05:07Don't touch him.
01:05:08What the hell are you?
01:05:14Best word.
01:05:16Long time. How's it been?
01:05:22What the hell? What is this?
01:05:24God, what was that for?
01:05:25You're lucky I didn't do worse.
01:05:27You just pissed off the most powerful man in the country.
01:05:30I'm quite noisant.
01:05:31Even if I did...
01:05:34Mr. Blaine and Mr. Lambert are on my side.
01:05:36There's nobody more powerful than them.
01:05:38Un...
01:05:38No, that's impossible.
01:05:43You've lost your mind.
01:05:44Led me with your stupidity.
01:05:46I saw the error of my ways.
01:05:48After you left, Mr. Lambert came over and confirmed his identity himself.
01:05:52So...
01:05:53That means...
01:05:56I...
01:05:57Get him out of here before he pisses off Mr. Blaine anymore.
01:06:04Wait, no, it looks like you're the liar here.
01:06:06I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here.
01:06:09Brown, he bribed you, right?
01:06:11Jesus, kid. Give it up already.
01:06:13No, no, no. Just...
01:06:15Listen! Listen!
01:06:17It's all making sense now.
01:06:19Well, I kept wondering, how could he steal Mr. Lambert's presence?
01:06:24I don't really know what to believe anymore.
01:06:26Marcus, your talent in spinning webs of lies is truly impressive.
01:06:35It's...
01:06:35If I'm wrong, then prove it.
01:06:38Prove that you're a secret, a secret...
01:06:42You still worship my employee, Harvey Lambert.
01:06:46Uh, hey, boss. How's the party?
01:06:49Yes, sir. I'm on my way.
01:06:51Let's go!
01:06:53Harvey will be here soon.
01:06:54In the meantime, care to get a drink?
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:58Another fake phone call.
01:07:00Try something new.
01:07:01We might have fallen for that the first time.
01:07:03But not again.
01:07:04Why would he lie?
01:07:05Why?
01:07:06I don't know. To impress you, Iris.
01:07:07You seem to fall for all of his lies.
01:07:09But I'm not.
01:07:10Marcus, that's enough.
01:07:12I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth out.
01:07:15Did you just threaten my son?
01:07:16Dad.
01:07:17Thank God.
01:07:21Dad.
01:07:22They got you.
01:07:24You're fucked.
01:07:25It's Kyle Walton.
01:07:27Marcus's father.
01:07:28Yeah, my company does business with him from time to time.
01:07:31This should be interesting.
01:07:33Wait, Dad.
01:07:33This is a fraud that stole Lambert from me.
01:07:35I was never yours, asshole.
01:07:38Whatever.
01:07:39He's been posing as Mr. Blaine, too.
01:07:42And this filthy viper's been helping him.
01:07:44Do you fools know what a monumental mistake you're making?
01:07:47Do you know who I am?
01:07:49Yep, yep.
01:07:49Kyle Walton.
01:07:50Yes.
01:07:51Ship of the Atlas.
01:07:52Yes?
01:07:52You've done your research, con man.
01:07:55Most companies would kill for a position like that.
01:07:57Then show some respect and get your sniveling son in line.
01:08:02Or else.
01:08:03He's not broke.
01:08:05He's a salesman.
01:08:06Influencing Atlas, the world's biggest defense contractor.
01:08:11Dad.
01:08:11Bullshit.
01:08:13He's always making stuff up.
01:08:15We're not falling for it.
01:08:16Okay, then.
01:08:17In a moment, I warned you.
01:08:21It's in partnerships with the Walton Group.
01:08:23Effective immediately.
01:08:26I'm sick of all of your g-
01:08:27Goddamn break on!
01:08:29See that?
01:08:30Or even any real contacts in here!
01:08:33It's not as important as what you think you are.
01:08:38Enough of this nonsense.
01:08:40You're about to meet the real Mr. Blaine.
01:08:44Obviously, this entire con was all about making money.
01:08:48So here you go, asshole.
01:08:49Take the money and get out.
01:08:50You can drop the act now.
01:08:52You and your son have seriously just crossed the line.
01:08:56Oh, Brown.
01:09:00What?
01:09:01Atlas canceled all of our contracts?
01:09:05We're bankrupt?
01:09:06Dad.
01:09:08Dad.
01:09:09Dad, what's going on?
01:09:11That's exactly what he said would happen.
01:09:13Atlas ended our contracts.
01:09:16We're over-leveraged now.
01:09:17What do you mean?
01:09:18It means you're broke, Marcus.
01:09:20How could...
01:09:21How could Damien possibly make Atlas do it?
01:09:24Please restore our partnership.
01:09:26I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
01:09:27It was a mistake.
01:09:29Oh, no.
01:09:29Dad, what are you doing?
01:09:31Like you haven't screwed things up enough.
01:09:33My idiot, son.
01:09:35Apologize to Mr. Blaine now.
01:09:37But, Dad, he's lying.
01:09:40When the real Mr. Blaine gets here, we're going to sign a billion-dollar contract.
01:09:44It doesn't matter if we're broke now.
01:09:45We're going to be more rich than we ever were.
01:09:47You idiot.
01:09:48Why would Atlas end our partnership if Mr. Blaine planned to extend it?
01:09:52Because...
01:09:53Because...
01:09:54Because...
01:09:55I've used Mr. Blaine's phone.
01:09:57Incender.
01:09:58We're going to dispose this through a fucking fraud.
01:10:00I hope you're right, son.
01:10:12The Walton group is too powerful.
01:10:14The real Mr. Blaine...
01:10:15Good thing you broke his phone.
01:10:17When the real Mr. Blaine shows up, this fraud won't be able to pull off any more tricks.
01:10:21Dawson, how could you let an imposter in here?
01:10:26I'll make sure Mr. Blaine...
01:10:27I'm sorry, sir.
01:10:32Security.
01:10:33Arrest him.
01:10:36Well, Iris...
01:10:38Have fun in prison with your poor old liar of a husband.
01:10:42It could have been with me.
01:10:45Thankingly, I'm sure a man as poor as you has never tasted wine.
01:10:49Well, Iris...
01:10:49Don't worry.
01:10:52He's in prison.
01:10:52I'll...
01:10:53I'll free you.
01:10:55And then once Mr. Blaine is on my side...
01:10:58I'll be able to do anything that I want.
01:11:07That's Mr. Lambert.
01:11:08He runs several Atlas subsidiaries for Mr. Blaine.
01:11:14Mr. Lambert.
01:11:15I'm finally meeting a person.
01:11:20I'm Marcus Walton.
01:11:23Thank you for arranging this meeting and deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:11:28Marcus Walton, what are you near?
01:11:31Oh, of course.
01:11:32You mean the imposter?
01:11:33Woman out.
01:11:34Right now.
01:11:35You should have never let him in in the first place.
01:11:37I'm sorry, sir.
01:11:49I'll handle this.
01:11:56Did he...
01:11:57Did I just hear that right?
01:11:59I heard that too.
01:12:00Mr. Lambert called him sir.
01:12:02Wait, this means that...
01:12:05You worthless fool.
01:12:07You ruined everything.
01:12:08You've destroyed a...
01:12:09Oh, God.
01:12:11Dawson, neither is Atlas or any of his partners or subsidiaries ever again.
01:12:16Mr. Lambert.
01:12:18Mr. Blaine.
01:12:19I was just trying to protect this event.
01:12:21The Waltons repeatedly tried to harm and frame Mr. Blaine.
01:12:25All of the Atlas contracts with your...
01:12:28Our loan.
01:12:29I don't understand.
01:12:30Business losses.
01:12:32It was granted by a hedge fund.
01:12:34Eye control.
01:12:35And at 12...
01:12:36Eighty-four million dollars.
01:12:39That you...
01:12:39I'll seize your assets.
01:12:43Mr. Blaine, I...
01:12:44I was wrong.
01:12:46Please, please, I'm sorry.
01:12:48That's Mr. Blaine.
01:12:50And he's done with you, Marcus.
01:12:51Get this little snot in his father out of here.
01:12:53They can't afford to be here anymore.
01:12:56I thought that...
01:12:58Buford would have been the perfect small...
01:13:00I was met with hostility.
01:13:03Paul.
01:13:05There was one person...
01:13:07Didn't care about my status.
01:13:11Supported me.
01:13:13The entire time.
01:13:15Iris, I want to make you the happiest woman in the world.
01:13:18And give you everything you deserve.
01:13:23Iris, I was awesome.
01:13:30Yes.
01:13:31Yes.
01:13:39How lovely.
01:13:39A Christmas miracle.
01:13:40The ones you love.
01:13:42Merry Christmas.
01:13:43Merry Christmas!
01:13:45Merry Christmas!
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