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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11Then I just want to give you what you want.
00:14Then you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:29Come on, Cherry.
00:30Last night before class is started.
00:31Let's have some fun.
00:32Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:40I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I know I didn't want to drink this.
01:12I'm gonna lose my
01:13I don't know.
01:14I don't know.
01:15I know you're still on it.
01:16No.
01:17I've been getting you.
01:18I know you're like, you're the only one thing that's on the road.
01:19I'm getting you out.
01:20No.
01:21I'm getting you.
01:22Stop acting.
01:23Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at it.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:51I'm practically like my kid sister.
01:54Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Right.
03:24Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You, you still want her.
04:23After that.
04:24After what she just did.
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But, but she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:39I need your help, Skye.
04:43You're, you're my best friend and, and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's, it's not real.
05:04Okay.
05:04I, I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I, I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I, I can't do it.
05:18I, I mean, I, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just, I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just, I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but not like this.
05:37Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:59I, I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:02That's the way it always goes.
06:04Okay, guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:34You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah, you and Jesse, I don't buy it.
06:58You're, uh, you're too, too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:16I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:44Oh.
07:46Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come out.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:07Let's dance.
08:16It's not working.
08:27Okay, we just need to get her attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like, how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little, uh, public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13Let's sell this shit, man.
09:14Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:24Nice moves.
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38You know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:41Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:47Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:48Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you ready for it?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jesse.
10:09Oh, Jesse.
10:10Yeah, just, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Oh, Jesse.
10:17Oh, Jesse.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mm-hmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:44Whore.
10:51This, um...
10:52Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:03Oh, my God.
11:03Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:17It should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:17Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, um, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:47I told you.
12:51And then...
12:53And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:15Both cross-country all-stars, both top-of-the-class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29See, what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:35Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:47To admit that you're lying.
13:54Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skylar, and...
14:36Rain.
14:36The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
15:00Hey, man.
15:01You want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:06Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down, it's...
15:20It's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um, that one night at camp.
15:31Uh, summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, um, maybe you felt it, too.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:08Did us.
16:09Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:29Mm.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Stop, hey!
17:00Wait, turn around.
17:01Don't look.
17:02Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:13That bitch you probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:25Here, take it.
17:26I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey.
17:59Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:01Find a bad joint.
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Oh, yeah.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Okay.
18:26So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:49Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:51I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
19:59Never.
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:24Come on.
20:25I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's, that is cheating.
20:39Okay, I, I can't.
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:42I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
21:12You see, I told you that's fine.
21:42Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:07Oh, jump.
22:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think Oh Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:38Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
22:59Jesse?
23:17You made it really easy for me now.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:49Jesse?
23:49Not quite.
23:52Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08You...
24:08I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:43Okay?
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:46I guess Lola!
25:00I guess Lola!
25:00what you know that if i don't hit my protein goal it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much
25:22as a quarter of a second okay yeah sure so when were you gonna tell me you and rain kissed
25:26hmm it was an accident i thought i thought he was jesse skyler your first kiss was pretty bad girl
25:41how was amazing life-changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you no no
25:46maybe okay like like a little yes fine hold please
25:53okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking he was jesse
26:01yes and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah who you're fake dating and who you
26:07actually like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but you also liked it when you thought
26:11it was rain no ergo you like rain no okay i do not like rain i like jesse yeah well the diagram
26:18doesn't lie the diagram doesn't understand that last night just hormones hormones okay
26:26my ovaries don't seem to get that rain is just a a troublemaking law-breaking playboy okay
26:35i mean he doesn't even like me you know i mean he's just he's just doing it to get back at jesse so
26:42i know how to fix this i just have to kiss jesse as soon as possible no
26:51so what happened at hide and go kiss you found lola pretty fast sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't just lucky i guess oh come on it's actually a really funny story i was there do you
27:13do you want to tell it or should i you know i don't think i don't think i even really remember
27:19okay so skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel trapped
27:24so i tried to squeeze by her and then she and then um i you know i actually didn't even know
27:36that he was in the room i as soon as i got out into the hallway i i found lola so i
27:42wow great story better luck next time babe hey maybe you can have some of mine saying as i'm
27:51the luckiest man in the world sorry i just i have to powder my nose
28:01sorry babe i just you know i hate to see girls cry you know i'll be right back
28:12what is wrong with you it doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend
28:21just ran after his ex i trust him well he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all
28:28handsy underneath the table look i was just trying to get you to be quiet if you wanted
28:32me to be quiet you should have put my hand here or here
28:37i am not doing this with you okay you you are a bad person
28:54yep that's what they say
29:00hey guess what it worked carly wants to get back together
29:13that is is great and don't worry i i played it cool her and i gonna hang out next week and talk
29:23it over and then you and i can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria
29:28it'll be great you must be so relieved huh no more pretending oh
29:33and now you can date whoever you want but like actually
29:42so they are in fact getting back together and operation rom-com is officially a failure okay but
29:59now you can suck face with rain guilt-free well i jesse is everything i have ever wanted
30:07okay he is he's he's kind he's funny he i mean he's my best friend he's who i should be with
30:17no fuck should who do you want to be with look sky you're all schedules and goals and
30:23them being perfect or whatever and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you
30:28out a little bit and i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:35is that not there she is just the rebound i was looking for i want to thank you actually
30:43if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:51oh you should know by now given your literal track record nice girls always finish last
31:01hope you had your fun because i'm taking him back there is nothing you can do about it
31:08over my dead body that's it i i've got to tell him how i feel
31:19come on
31:24hey jesse and i uh yeah he's not here
31:34but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back cherry
31:41you have been tormenting me for four years
31:49what gives huh what what makes me so special why are you such an ass to me
31:59because you like it
32:03i just want to give you what you want and you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:20oh
32:42he can't find us like this you worried your fake boyfriend is gonna catch you cheating
32:53rain please
32:55fine get in
33:12what the hell did you lock me out
33:20man i get your pitch that carly dumped you but she's all yours bro not really my type i like
33:27them less bitchy fuck you man
33:30yep i guess i'll go to sleep then too huh
33:40dude fuck
33:54going to bed in your fucking sweater it's a million degrees in here
34:02shit good call bro
34:05go
34:10go
34:12go
34:16go
34:18What are we going to do?
34:44What are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:48Just talking to myself?
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:11Shh.
35:18Shh.
35:23Shh.
35:28This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:47For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um, this bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:28It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:01I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:23He, uh, he finally just packed up his shit and left her or, you know, he left us.
37:32Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks and I, I got one and I passed out.
37:44I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did, but don't ever run.
37:59I won't believe in it.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:18Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:26I believe you.
38:56I believe you.
39:00I believe you.
39:05Don.
39:21Jesse's gone if you, if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five, four minutes.
39:26I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you from this giddy-giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick her vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04Oh my god.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:17Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:32Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:41It was...
41:43It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:02Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay, Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:31Oh!
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop! Stop!
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like, I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:16Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:28Oh.
43:29Yes.
43:30Ah.
43:31Yes.
43:32Jesus.
43:34Yes.
43:35Yes.
43:35Oh.
43:39Yes.
43:40Yes.
43:40Yes.
43:41Yes.
43:41Yes.
43:42Yes.
43:44Yes.
43:45Yes.
43:46Yes.
43:46Yes.
43:48Yes.
43:49Yes.
43:51Yes.
43:51Do not look at me for your girlfriend now.
43:54Yes.
43:54and yes.
43:55Yes.
43:55Yes.
43:55so
44:01so
44:04look i'm i'm sorry to spring that on you
44:07again
44:09i was talking to carly and she's just such a bitch
44:17yeah uh what took yourself
44:21she gave me this crazy ultimatum
44:25and i started to think about my life without you in it and i just
44:29i couldn't so
44:32besides isn't it time we gave it a shot
44:35totally
44:38great
44:40so i guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend
44:44can i um
44:50can i kiss you
44:55oh sorry
45:07sorry i'll yeah
45:09i'll see you tomorrow sky
45:21i'll see you tomorrow sky
45:31i'll see you tomorrow
45:40okay
45:43okay
45:55skylar
46:04go get the nurse
46:07go get the nurse
46:20go get the nurse
46:20you're okay
46:23you're okay i got you
46:23i got you
46:25you're okay
46:34hey she's alive
46:44hey she's alive
46:48here
46:50drink this
46:51there you go
46:53the nurse came by
46:55she said you're probably just
46:57dehydrated
46:58um
47:06jesse
47:07i don't think this is
47:12working
47:13yeah it's gonna take more than one sip
47:16no um
47:18um
47:19i mean um
47:22you and me
47:25you and me
47:26no
47:29oh
47:31oh
47:34thank goodness
47:34i was thinking the same thing
47:37yeah
47:38i don't know why but it just feels like we're pretending still you know
47:42yeah
47:45yeah
47:45yeah
47:46you know maybe we were just
47:49better off as friends
47:51way better
47:53look at that
47:59and as my friend
48:00um
48:00i need you to do something for me
48:04anything
48:05take it easy on rain
48:10except that
48:12hey
48:13no
48:13hey look
48:14you owe me
48:17come here
48:21you um
48:33you kind of scared me out there
48:36are you uh
48:36you okay
48:37yeah
48:39um
48:40i think i just
48:42had a panic attack
48:44so
48:45you know i actually have some like
48:48breathing techniques my therapist showed me
48:49if you ever
48:50uh
48:51if you ever
48:53want
48:54them i can
48:55i can
48:57i can give you them
48:57i can let
48:58you go to therapy
49:01i'm
49:03trying to be better you know
49:04working on my delinquency
49:06look i'm um
49:15i'm really sorry
49:18about all that shit that i said
49:21i am
49:22i was such a massive bitch
49:25i had no idea
49:28no how
49:29how could you
49:30skylar
49:30i've been giving you shit for lying this whole time and i haven't been honest for any of it
49:36like you ask me why i've um
49:40i've been such a dick to you these last couple of years
49:42i wanted to get your attention
49:47i wanted you to look at me
49:50or just or talk to me
49:51even if it was with uh
49:54with pure unadulterated loathing
49:57anything
50:00anything you had to give
50:06because you're everything
50:10skylar
50:11well
50:16in that case
50:19um
50:20you should know
50:23jessie and i
50:26we um
50:27we broke up
50:32yeah you um
50:41you were right
50:42actually
50:43we don't
50:46fit together
50:47no
50:48i need someone who
50:56challenges me
50:57someone who makes sure that i
51:00pencil in time for hijinks
51:03oh
51:04yeah of course
51:05someone who will
51:09grab me
51:11and kiss me
51:13in the middle of the dorm
51:15when i am making up
51:16i don't know
51:18if i'm the one you want
51:22should i go
51:26go go go go
51:27or should i leave this world
51:31because lately i've been getting this feeling
51:37but you won't like me too
51:41and just baby i could take a risk for you
51:45Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you I'm a virgin.
52:15With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked it off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:24Remember.
52:26Yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:45Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:11Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:18And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:28You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:35Uh, Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:41Gotcha.
53:42Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:47On your marks!
53:48Get set!
53:49Go!
53:50Ow!
53:51Woo!
53:52What a finish!
53:53Go Skyler!
53:54You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
53:56Come on.
53:57Take a risk.
53:58Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
53:59Yeah.
54:00Oh.
54:01Oh.
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54:51Oh.
54:52Oh. Oh.
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