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00:00Bravest Warriors!
00:18Stupid bullies ruined my food solo.
00:27Hi there.
00:28Do you need help?
00:36Where the hell am I?
00:38Ten years early.
00:40This isn't good.
00:41Mild chronophasia, out of sync with time.
00:44Please, I need help.
00:48You're a hologram?
00:49Listen, I think I'm in the past.
00:52Do you know how I got here?
00:54I found you in the rain and brought you here.
00:56My name's Danny Vasquez.
00:58What's yours?
00:59My name?
01:00It'll come to me.
01:02I'll call you Mandy.
01:03So, who are you just talking to?
01:06This mysterious little hologram man.
01:08Don't you see him?
01:10You are a character.
01:12I'm finishing my science fair project,
01:14but help yourself to that bean dip, Mandy!
01:16That kid has prominent nipples.
01:19Your name is Chris Kirkman, but you do not belong here.
01:22You must follow me to the Eternity Rift and get home before you do any more damage to the timeline.
01:28The timeline?
01:29That's right.
01:31I changed my destiny.
01:32I must be here for a reason.
01:34Just...
01:35Okay, but we do not have time for your crap.
01:38I can't go home yet.
01:39I can go see my mom.
01:41Maybe I'm here to warn her not to get trapped in the see-through zone.
01:44Or...
01:45No.
01:46No.
01:47Here.
01:48Right now, teenage Danny and Beth are growing closer.
01:50Danny?
01:51That little guy is into Beth?
01:53Back in your own time, your absence has pushed your best friends together.
01:57Oh, yeah.
01:58Danny is about to smooch all over that fresh little chuck wagon.
02:02See?
02:03Nothing will ever be the same.
02:06In exactly 120 minutes, Danny Vasquez and Beth Tejuka will share a juicy tongue kiss.
02:13Juicy?
02:14You can stop it, but only if you leave right now.
02:18Yeah.
02:19I should probably be getting back.
02:21Let's do this.
02:23Okay.
02:24I'm off to the rift.
02:25Bye, dude.
02:26Oh.
02:27Okay.
02:28And they said a powerful armada of ships came out of nowhere and totally whooped their
02:33bonds.
02:34Here?
02:35On Mars?
02:36Dad!
02:37Can I embark on a journey with the intriguing old blonde guy I found last night?
02:39Knock yourself out, Dan.
02:40And don't forget about my science fair today!
02:44My head's all jumbled.
02:46I remember finding this sword, but...
02:48You stole it, tearing a rift in the space-time Calliope.
02:52That rift is now transmitting a signal like an APB on the missing emotion sword.
02:57The longer you hang around here, the more dangerous it will get.
03:02All right.
03:03How'd you find me?
03:04Are you joshing?
03:05I can see those gloves from a mile away.
03:08You must forbid this child to follow you.
03:10Please don't follow me, dude.
03:12Are you talking to me or your mysterious man friend again?
03:14He called himself the concierge.
03:16Hi, concierge.
03:17Did he say hi back?
03:18No.
03:19Ah.
03:20Quiet type, huh?
03:21Mysterious man friend!
03:22Only the blonde guy can see and hear!
03:26The rift is there, in the heart of the most dangerous city on Mars.
03:32New Miami.
03:34Danny, stay here.
03:39I'm sorry, but you can't come with me.
03:43Ow!
03:44Ow!
03:45Ow!
03:46Ow!
03:47Ow!
03:48Ow!
03:49Ow!
03:50Ow!
03:51Ow!
03:52Ow!
03:53Ow!
03:54Ow!
03:55Ow!
03:56Ow!
03:57Ow!
03:58Ow!
03:59Ow!
04:00Ow!
04:01Ow!
04:02Ow!
04:03Ow!
04:04Ow!
04:05What was that about?
04:06Oh, those are just some bullies that punish me for being fat and colorful.
04:10Hey, Concierge, can you relate?
04:12Did he say I can relate?
04:14No.
04:15Mysterious man friend, yeah!
04:18Your invention is amazing!
04:20I invent all kinds of stuff!
04:21The big science fair is today, and I'm gonna win first prize!
04:25Me and Concierge are doing a secret handshake!
04:28I...
04:30Gotta make a business call.
04:31Is he?
04:32Is he doing it?
04:33Where is he?
04:34No.
04:35He's, um...
04:36Oh, yeah.
04:39Woohoo!
04:40Woohoo!
04:41He pinched my buns!
04:42Oh!
04:43We're playing pinch tag like a couple of girls!
04:45Woohoo!
04:46God.
04:47No wonder he gets bullied.
04:49Look at you, shameful nipple boy.
04:52You have arrived at your destination!
04:55There.
04:56The rift.
04:57That's the Eternity Rift?
04:59It looks like a janky old billboard.
05:01When you step inside, the Emotion Sword will instantly return to its rightful owners, and you'll be transported home to the year 3086.
05:11Hey, guys.
05:12Something's wrong with that arcade!
05:14What's happening to me?
05:15He is receiving the rift signal inside his subconscious mind. He will try to steal the sword.
05:28Heck of memories be coursing through me!
05:33It's Grandmama Cece!
05:37I don't see her.
05:38Is she a hollow grandma like Concey G?
05:41She's charging across that empty lot to beat me in the mouth with a soap dish!
05:46Grandmama!
05:47No!
05:48Quick, kid!
05:49Give me that sword!
05:50No!
05:51Give me that sword so I can kill her!
05:57Got anything for this one, Danny?
05:59No, I don't!
06:00I have nothing!
06:03I failed you!
06:05Your grandma's not really there!
06:09Don't make me do this!
06:11Die!
06:21Hey, I feel... different!
06:25Grandmama Cece, I forgive you!
06:30I forgive you, Grandmama!
06:34You stabbed the arcade's sad heart and he's all better now!
06:37Hey, you're hurt!
06:39Here, lie down on my banana pillow.
06:41You need beamed in.
06:43All aboard for the science fair!
06:44All aboard!
06:46Danny, you're gonna miss your science fair!
06:49I can't leave you like this!
06:51You're my best friend!
06:53Your help is what got me here, Danny!
06:55I'll be okay now.
06:56I have Concey G.
06:58Catch that train!
06:59Go!
07:01You make me want to be a better man!
07:05Win first prize for me!
07:07Goodbye, Concey G!
07:09Goodbye, old blonde guy!
07:15Look, only two minutes left to stop the juicy tongue kiss.
07:19Throw yourself into the rift!
07:20The new Miami Hacker Pack?
07:28The hackers destroyed my first science fair project!
07:31Science fair project!
07:33Science fair project!
07:35I remember now!
07:37Those are the kids that always bullied Danny!
07:39Quickly! There's nothing you can do for him!
07:41Bullying is a complex social issue that is notoriously difficult to solve!
07:44True!
07:45But not while I have the emotion sword!
07:48This is why I'm here!
07:49Don't you see?
07:51History is about to change!
07:53Juicy tongue kiss!
07:55Juicy tongue kiss!
08:01Greetings, blonde human!
08:04Oh no!
08:06The Coldies Armada!
08:08Emotion Lord Hunters!
08:09Surrender the sword to us or we will fire our slow laser at you!
08:15Do you hear?
08:17Can you hear us?
08:19Hello?
08:20You can't have my sword!
08:22Can you speak up?
08:24We would like your sword!
08:26They too were drawn by the rift!
08:29Here! Use this megaphone we're lowering down in a tractor beam!
08:34You see it?
08:35They're too strong for you!
08:36You can still turn back!
08:37Please, listen to me!
08:38Oh, that is so much better!
08:41I have a friend who has bullied his whole life!
08:44And it's probably why he's kinda messed up now!
08:47But if you let me go, I can stop it!
08:49Request denied!
08:51With this sword, I can heal those bullies' hearts and free them of their pain!
08:56Some of you must have kids of your own and know what it's like to want to defend your helpless little babies from cruelty!
09:01If you had the solution to bullying right here in your hand, wouldn't you sacrifice anything to use it?
09:09Packers!
09:10Danny is my friend and I won't let you bully him anymore!
09:19Mandy!
09:21Deep inside, you're good kids!
09:23It's your inner pain that drives you to torment others!
09:26But my emotion sword can heal you!
09:29They're just broken little flowers!
09:32Look out!
09:33What?
09:34It's a repression field!
09:35The sword's emotion power won't work!
09:38Is there any way to...
09:40Not the electric puke button!
09:42No!
09:55No!
09:57There!
09:58Problem solved!
09:59Now give us the sword!
10:02You came back!
10:03I'm a lost time traveler, Danny!
10:05I came to stop the bullies, but I had to promise these dudes my sword!
10:09Time traveler, why don't you just use my time machine?
10:12What?
10:13My science fair project is a time machine!
10:18Look!
10:19It works?
10:21You are so gonna win this science fair!
10:24Hey, Cole Dees!
10:25Up yours!
10:27What's that?
10:28Up what?
10:30An angel!
10:31Goodbye, Danny!
10:34Oh, and one other thing!
10:35Buy yourself some sweaters!
10:39Oh!
10:40Uh, okay!
10:44Uh, Danny?
10:46I'm not time traveling!
10:47Oh, yeah.
10:48Just takes a minute to warm up is all.
10:50He's escaping!
10:51Fire another missile!
10:59Courageous battlers, attack!
11:05Around the end of the game!
11:06It's the way, completely違う!
11:07We're in a way!
11:08You're not ready!
11:09Gonna be the other thing!
11:10You're not ready!
11:11You're not ready!
11:12I'm not ready!
11:14My eyes are ready!
11:15I'm ready!
11:17I'm ready!
11:18Through the game!
11:19You're ready to run!
11:20To me!
11:21I'm ready!
11:22You're ready!
11:23With you!
11:24I'm ready!
11:25To me!
11:26You have ready!
11:27This is bag!
11:28I am ready!
11:29To me!
11:30You have ready to go!
11:31You have ready to go!
11:32I'm ready!
11:33This is verg
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