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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54You think I'm pretty?
01:21Let's go!
01:51Good job, give you an aim, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made Trevor, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:15I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
02:45I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:54A tree at the top of the hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:09You're washed up, you're elegant, you're standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my light
03:20You're sta-
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:34You say you're scarier, you lost people do
03:38You're just a real world, honey, yeah, oh, yeah
03:41In spite of everything, I guess there's just no shit ever
03:45Nice try, now get out of the way
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:53I said I'll see ya, who wanna be ya, who wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:01Nice try, get out of the way
04:04Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:28You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:31They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:33You want to see?
04:34No, thanks.
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even that one.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
04:58but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:14Well, you're right.
05:15Why?
05:15Why?
05:16Why?
05:17I'm not sure.
05:17I'm not sure.
05:20I'm not sure.
05:21I'm not sure.
05:21I'm not sure.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:58Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:18Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:48Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:08You asked.
08:10No, I didn't.
08:24So where do you want me?
08:27In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:29Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:37Have I hired someone?
08:40A designer?
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44Such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you like it.
08:50I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:52I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:07No, I'll go ahead.
09:18We should go.
09:25I've got food.
09:26We should sleep now.
09:28We're going away.
09:29We'll find food.
09:29I don't want you.
09:29We'll find food.
09:30You come here.
09:31Oh, wow, wow.
09:42You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:45Oh, wow.
10:15Now, please don't go.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:32He's okay.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:53Is he okay?
10:55Oh, my God.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:18It's still working.
11:25It's alright.
11:48Are you...
11:50Oh, God, hold on.
11:52Oh!
11:58What the hell are you?
12:04Now the bed's all dirty.
12:18What?
12:20Shut up.
12:26I will shower now, okay?
12:34No.
12:52You killed me, Wander.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:02Worth the wait.
13:04I should go.
13:18I should go.
13:26So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:30Oh, right.
13:34Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:42They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:46I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:48My father, yes.
13:50Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:52Cool.
13:54Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
13:58Dreaming of what?
14:00What?
14:02You fucking wish, dude.
14:04Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:06Don't fuck yourself, bro.
14:08You're such a good drink.
14:10You're such a good drink.
14:12Your cab is definitely here.
14:14Okay.
14:15Bye.
14:16Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:30For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:36What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:42A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
14:49Je déboule dans ma vie.
14:59Piedre qui roule de la cigare.
15:03Je déboule dans ma vie.
15:06Piedre qui roule de la cigare.
15:10Je déboule dans ma vie.
15:12Je déboule dans ma vie.
15:16Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la promie.
15:21Le car encore endormi.
15:29All in there.
15:31What's up, motherfucka?
15:32Good boy.
15:33Hey.
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:35Be nice, Fanny.
15:36Nice?
15:37We fucking lost to Latvia.
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39game yeah it was a straight up shit show a debacle hey what did ross say about it uh i don't know
15:46nothing to me that's for sure i think he knows canada has this in the bag uh-uh so you say this
15:51year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great in silver vanni don't even stress
15:55oh good one does your room have that smell yes yes it does is it black mold because that's what
16:05jj thinks it is yeah it's probably right good news is we're not gonna be here all right so tonight we
16:10can do the men's short form figure skating here my buddy joe is in that program trying together
16:13would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him hell yeah man show up for any dude
16:19who's that brave what do you mean well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay i mean it's fucking brave
16:28for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like hey here's me russia is not safe for folks
16:34like that fucking balls of steel man
16:37great
17:03Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:33Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We hit.
17:54We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:03Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:19You need to do it.
18:34Yes, my brother.
18:37Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:40No matter what.
18:43It's a honor to me.
18:45You have to be a honor to be a honor to be a honor.
18:48I feel like you'll be a long time.
18:50I have to be a honor to be a fan of your wife.
18:53You're aantic?
18:54I'm a fan of my wife.
18:56I have to go to the house.
18:58How are you going to do it?
19:00No, I'm not so sad?
19:01I'm not so sad.
19:02But not so.
19:03They don't teach you discipline for this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:09This is a real shame.
19:11It's not a eurem dreams that you showed up in the childhood.
19:15I play better than when I play.
19:17Our squadron was injured. The squadron was injured.
19:21What is it? What is it for American absurd?
19:25What is it for? You, captain, you make them injured.
19:29You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:37Who is it for you?
19:41Your mother? She can't do this.
19:47No, my father.
19:51Mom, you remember her.
19:55You remember me?
19:57I was in your case.
20:01Where's Polina?
20:05In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:09We need to go.
20:15In the evening.
20:19To meet the minister.
20:23Yes.
20:25Ready?
20:26Go.
20:27Go.
20:28Go.
20:29Go.
20:30Go.
20:31Go.
20:32Go.
20:33Go.
20:34Go.
20:35Go.
20:36Go.
20:37Go.
20:38Go.
20:39Go.
20:40Go.
20:41Go.
20:42Go.
20:43Go.
20:44Go.
20:45Go.
20:47Go.
20:48Go.
20:49Go.
20:50It's a problem with the leader. It's always a problem with the leader.
21:00I'm probably too much talking.
21:03You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we win, Dad.
21:12I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs another one.
21:16Look how she's behind you.
21:20From the same time.
21:22I'm an angel. It would be good if I remember it.
21:26I want to go to a bar.
21:28I'd like to go to a bar.
21:45You're my angel.
21:47You're my angel.
21:48You're my angel.
21:53You're my angel.
21:55I think you played well.
21:57I think you played well.
22:02I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:06For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:09you have to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame you on me.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame you on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:20It doesn't?
22:22Why did you decide that?
22:24Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:34when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, that's right.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:48This year?
22:49Yes, this year.
22:51I think he's traumatized.
22:54Where do you know all this?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59Well, with a traumatized brother, you can't go through it.
23:01You can't go through it.
23:02You can't go through it.
23:03You can't go through it.
23:04You can't go through it.
23:05You can go through it.
23:06You can go through it.
23:07You can go through it.
23:09But then you can win it.
23:10You can win whoever you want on the West.
23:13You can go through Chicago.
23:14Not that far.
23:15In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:19And they are good.
23:21But too young.
23:22And you will win the Cup of Xenia a year before I have played.
23:26with my father.
23:31No, thank you, it's time to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:36You should be perfect.
23:38Yes.
23:39But you need to meet again.
23:42See you later.
23:45See you later.
23:46See you later.
23:52Well, what?
23:53How about Paris, Sasha?
23:59Wow.
24:00There is great.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04The club with my head.
24:08The girls are just beautiful.
24:11And the boys?
24:14Well, you've seen French people.
24:19Yes, or?
24:21You're so beautiful,
24:34you're so beautiful.
24:35You don't know,
24:36you're so beautiful,
24:38you're so beautiful,
24:39you're so beautiful.
24:40in the answer.
24:45Once you were more fun,
24:52do you remember?
25:04Here? Seriously?
25:08The danger was earlier to you.
25:12If you remember me, don't forget.
25:17We are kids, Sash.
25:21Yes.
25:23That's right.
25:28Stop it.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:35No.
25:37Okay.
25:41Okay.
25:43Okay.
25:45Okay.
25:47Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:01I was happy to see you.
26:03Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:05What happens here?
26:06Yeah!
26:07Yeah!
26:08Yeah!
26:09Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25What am I supposed to do with this?
26:27I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:34Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:36That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:38Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:45Fuck you, AJ.
26:46Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47We're live in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end the hole on home ice.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:02A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:11Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:18I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:23That was yesterday.
27:24That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:34Here, at home, tonight.
27:38As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:42But I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:52I know you can do it.
27:54I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:58So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:00Because this is our fucking night.
28:07This is our fucking cup.
28:10Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:12I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:27Shane hates him the most.
28:29What?
28:30You hate Rosenhoff.
28:31Of course.
28:32But he's very good at acting.
28:35The best, probably.
28:36Eh, nah.
28:37You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:44Now that is that.
28:46The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:52The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:55Leading his team in block shots.
28:57And obviously, it comes all the way.
29:02Legend of LeMond!
29:04Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:35Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:36Five seconds.
29:37Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:41And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45Was who?
29:45Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:48But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:11Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:19Great.
30:20Give me your number.
30:21I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:25And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:28People are too...
30:31Valerie!
30:33Lots of struggles.
30:34No chance.
30:35No chance.
30:35No chance.
30:40No chance.
30:42No chance.
30:46No chance.
30:46Well...
31:10What?
31:13What?
31:14What the fuck do you want, Rosenau?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:21You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:24and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:38Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:46Maybe ask nicely.
31:57What the fuck do you want me to get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:14you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:15Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:28Please.
32:29No.
32:43What?
32:45No.
32:46We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:54And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:07When did your English get so good?
33:14I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:19No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:23My dad loves it.
33:26Ah.
33:27So being boring is, is genetic.
33:30Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:32Genetic.
33:37And let's make a deal.
33:40If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
33:48Good luck coming.
34:07Good luck.
34:33Good luck.
34:36Good night.
34:37Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:07You're such an asshole.
35:37You're such an asshole.
36:06Good.
36:13Now get on the bed.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:23Very nice vodka.
36:25It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:31Touch yourself.
36:32What?
36:33Show up for me.
36:34I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander.
36:38I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:41No shit.
36:42Fuck you.
36:44Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:47Vodka is for after.
36:48It's your reward.
36:48Here.
36:50Ooh.
36:51Mm hmm.
36:53What?
36:55Uh...
36:55Mm hmm.
36:57Mm hmm.
36:57Hang on.
36:58Mm hmm.
36:58Hang on.
36:59On the door.
36:59Mm hmm.
37:00Mm hmm.
37:00Mm hmm.
37:02Mm hmm.
37:03Mm hmm.
37:05Mm hmm.
37:07Mm hmm.
37:08do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:34describe it oh my god all in there
37:58are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:04i need you what you know tell me
38:11you i need you
38:21i need you
38:25i need you
38:28i need you
38:32i need you
38:35i need you
38:39i need you
38:41i need you
38:42i need you
38:44i need you
38:46i need you
38:49i need you
38:51i need you
38:53i need you
38:55i need you
38:58i need you
39:00i need you
39:02i need you
39:03So Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:33So are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summit?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:54What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
39:58There is no have to. It's home.
40:05Yeah.
40:06But I don't know. Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:18What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:36Oh.
40:40Yeah, me too. I should have.
40:51So, uh, I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:56Goodbye, Hollander.
40:56Goodbye, Hollander.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
40:58Goodbye, Hollander.
40:58Goodbye, Hollander.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25Let's go.
41:55Let's go.
42:25Let's go.
42:55Let's go.
43:25Let's go.
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