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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54Hollander, it's your next season.
01:24Hollander, it's your next season.
01:26Hollander, it's your next season.
01:28Hollander, it's your next season.
01:30Hollander, it's your next season.
01:31Hollander, it's your next season.
01:32Hollander, it's your next season.
01:33Hollander, it's your next season.
01:34Hollander, it's your next season.
01:35Hollander, it's your next season.
01:36Hollander, it's your next season.
01:37Hollander, it's your next season.
01:38Hollander, it's your next season.
01:39Hollander, it's your next season.
01:40Hollander, it's your next season.
01:41Hollander, it's your next season.
01:42Hollander, it's your next season.
01:43Hollander, it's your next season.
01:45Hollander, it's your next season.
01:46Hollander, it's your next season.
01:47Hollander, it's your next season.
01:48Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met Trevor, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:18Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you
02:48You're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:54A tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:09You're washed up around and I'm standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my light
03:20You're st-
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:34You say you're scared, you're lost people do
03:38It's just a real love, honey
03:40In spite of everything, I guess there's just a city
03:44Nice try, now get out of the way
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:53I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya
03:57Nice try, get out of the way
04:04You're in our way
04:06Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:23I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:26I fucking mean what I mean
04:27You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:34Uh, no thanks
04:34Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:37Yeah, maybe it'll be weird somewhere else
04:39I'm not even that weird
04:41Whatever you need, Captain
04:43Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:47Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:52What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:58But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:07He had a hat-trick last week
05:08And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:10Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:13Thanks guys
05:14I'll see you next time
05:44I'll see you next time
06:14I'll see you next time
06:16I'll see you next time
06:18I'll see you next time
06:20I'll see you next time
06:22I'll see you next time
06:24Wow, this Montreal girl works you up really
06:26Wow, this Montreal girl works you up really
06:52Shut your idiot face
06:54Shut your straight up blushing Ross
06:56No, never in life have I blushed Russians do not do this
07:00You will murder me
07:02You will murder me
07:18Maybe
07:19Maybe
07:20Maybe
07:21Maybe
07:22Maybe
07:23Maybe
07:24Maybe
07:25Maybe
07:26Maybe
07:27Maybe
07:28Maybe
07:29Maybe
07:30Maybe
07:31Maybe
07:32Maybe
07:33Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:34You're such a fucking ass
07:36You're such a fucking ass
07:37You missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't
07:40And I still beat your ass
07:41Barely
07:42Wow
07:48Nice place
07:49Thanks
07:50I bought it a couple years ago but then this year I bought another one right next door
07:58I eventually might turn it into one place but for now I'm renting the next door one out
08:02Mr. Businessman
08:04Mr. Businessman
08:05Shut up
08:06Mr. Landlord
08:08You asked
08:09No I didn't
08:10No I didn't
08:24So where do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen? On the floor?
08:29Fuck you
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No
08:37I hired someone
08:39A designer
08:41You think there is enough?
08:43He's such an asshole
08:45I think maybe you'll like it
08:50Smell the cigarettes from here
08:51I had one
08:53You shouldn't be smoking
08:54You shouldn't be talking
09:00Come here
09:01No you come here
09:02No you come here
09:03No you come here
09:04No you come here
09:09Go
09:16No you don't
09:17No you've done
09:18It's uh
09:20I and I and I have one
09:21No you need to weed
09:22But why do you even need to weed?
09:23Don't worry, you're too fit.
09:40Wow, wow.
09:42You think this would be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:53Where, where were you?
10:01Where were you?
10:08Please don't go.
10:16Now, please don't go.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:32He's okay.
10:50Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:53Thank you, okay?
11:03It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:09Okay?
11:11It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:16It's all okay.
11:24It's all right.
11:26It's all right.
11:26It's all right.
11:27Oh, God.
11:29Oh, God.
11:33Oh, God.
11:37Oh, God.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:48Are you?
11:49Oh
11:51God
11:53Oh
11:55Oh
11:57Oh
12:17Now the bed is all dirty
12:19What?
12:21Shut up
12:27I will show you now, okay?
12:51Oh
12:53You killed Midlander
12:55I'm dead
12:57That was so fucking hot
13:03Worth the wait
13:05Oh
13:19I should go
13:21I should go
13:23I should go
13:25I should go
13:27So
13:29Obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Right
13:33You
13:35Your family must be happy there in Russia
13:39Yes
13:41My parents are pretty psyched for me
13:43They're pissed they can't come
13:45But my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game
13:51I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows
13:57Cool
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched
14:01I've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:03I don't even know what
14:05Ron's medal
14:06You fucking wish dude
14:11Hey uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:13Don't fuck yourself Rosno
14:15You're such a good drink
14:17Your cab is definitely here
14:19Bye
14:21Bye
14:41Welcome back to Man in the Crease
14:43Your all-star hockey podcast
14:45For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games
14:48And there's already a contender for top story here at Sochi Rusk
14:52What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice
14:58And especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff
15:02Chosen as his country's captain
15:18A cigar
15:20A la formi
15:22The car encore
15:24Endormi
15:30All in there, what's up motherfucker?
15:32Good boys
15:34Hey, holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Bonnie
15:37Nice, they fucking lost Latvia
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show
15:41A debacle
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know
15:46Nothing to me
15:47That's for sure
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag
15:50Uh-uh
15:51So you're gonna say this year, baby
15:52We're fucking coming for you
15:53Okay
15:54Trust me
15:55You look great in silver, Vonnie
15:56Don't even stress
15:57Oh, good one
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes, yes it does
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Because that's what JJ thinks it is
16:06Yeah, he's probably right
16:07The good news is
16:08We're not gonna be here long
16:09Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program
16:13We train together
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for him
16:17Hell yeah, man
16:18I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave
16:22What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:27I mean
16:28It's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:31Hey, here's me
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man
16:41Man, your buddy fucking killed it
17:00Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:30Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We hit.
17:54We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:00Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:30You need to be a friend.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36Minister wants to meet you today.
18:40No matter what you want.
18:43It's a honor to me.
18:45You have to be a honor to be a honor.
18:47After yesterday's time.
18:49and you won't win in Latvia.
18:54Latvia.
18:56And he's still drinking.
18:58How did you do that?
19:00Do you not regret it?
19:01Not regret it.
19:02Well, not so.
19:04They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:11It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:15Now I play better than when I play.
19:18Our team is injured.
19:20The team is injured.
19:21Is injured?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it?
19:26You, captain, you make them injured.
19:29You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:38Who is it to you?
19:41Your mother?
19:43She can't do this.
19:48Not a man.
19:49He's injured.
19:51Mom's ireland.
19:53You remember her?
19:54I was in control.
19:55You remember my mother.
19:56I was in control of your parents.
19:58Where the police were.
19:59Where's that Polina?
20:00In Moscow?
20:01Of course.
20:02Where's Polina?
20:05In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:15In the evening.
20:19To meet with the minister.
20:24Yes.
20:25Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:27You are a little bit.
20:29Yes.
20:30Of course.
20:32We have a great time.
20:33It is a good time.
20:34That is what you are going for.
20:36He is not a good time.
20:37But.
20:38It is not a good time.
20:39It is going to stay.
20:40He needs to go to the United States.
20:41It is good.
20:42It is going to stay in the United States.
20:44It is good.
20:45It is good.
20:46It is good.
20:47It is good.
20:48It is a bad thing.
20:50It is a bad thing.
20:52It is always a problem.
20:53The leader.
20:54You are a bad thing.
20:55I'm not too much talking about it.
21:03You're my angel. You talk too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we win, dad. I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs another one.
21:16Look how she's behind you.
21:22I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:26I want you to be.
21:28I want you to be interested in it.
21:31I want you to be interested in it.
21:35I want you to be interested in it.
21:37I want you to be interested in it.
21:39I want you to be interested in it.
21:41I want you to be interested in it.
21:43I want you to be interested in it.
21:45I want you to be interested in it.
21:47I want you to be interested in it.
21:49I want you to be interested in it.
21:51I want you to be interested in it.
21:53It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:00I think you played well.
22:02I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:06For the people who've been a whole life son of a hockey coach,
22:09you've been able to avoid this.
22:12I sometimes blame you for me.
22:15When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me for me.
22:18In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:20It doesn't matter. Why did you decide that?
22:24Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:28You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, it's true.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:46I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:48This year?
22:49Yes? In this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:55Where do you know everything?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59And you'd be like and stabbed with a friend who's not good.
23:02You look bad.
23:04We're losing this year.
23:05You're not good.
23:07And then you'll play a bad thing with you.
23:09You'll be so happy to win you.
23:10You'll be able to win you.
23:11The next year on the Pacific Ocean is not that far out.
23:16In the final, most likely, they will be in San Francisco, and they are good, but too young.
23:22So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I've been talking about with Satsun.
23:31Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you should have to be perfect.
23:36You should be perfect.
23:38Yes, but you should have to agree with us.
23:42We'll see you later.
23:46We'll see you later.
23:48I'll see you later.
23:50I'll see you later.
23:52Well, how are you, Sasa?
23:58There is great.
24:02I just love this place.
24:06The club with my head.
24:09The girls are just beautiful.
24:12And the boys...
24:14Well...
24:16You've seen the French in France, right?
24:20Right or not?
24:22They were beautiful.
24:24They were beautiful.
24:26They were beautiful.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:30The both...
24:32The boys knew you were beautiful.
24:35You didn't lie.
24:37You didn't laugh.
24:39The boys were beautiful.
24:40And the boys were beautiful.
24:42You were so happy.
24:47You were so happy.
24:52Do you remember?
25:04Are you here? Seriously?
25:06I don't know.
25:08The danger was earlier caused by you.
25:12If you remember me, don't change me.
25:17We're kids, Sasha.
25:21Yes, that's right.
25:28Stop it.
25:31Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:34No.
25:45Okay.
25:47I'll find a party.
25:50Okay.
25:59I'm happy to see you.
26:01I'm happy to see you.
26:03I'm happy to see you.
26:04I'm happy to see you.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:06Okay.
26:07Captain's here.
26:08Yeah!
26:09Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Captain's here
26:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
26:24What am I supposed to do with this?
26:27I don't know, my mom told me to get by
26:28Oh my god
26:29There's ginger ale on the pitch
26:34Okay, playoffs are over, you cannot keep the beer
26:36That's not a rule, you just made that up
26:38Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately it is
26:40Fuck you, Hollander, you can barely even grow one
26:42No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred
26:45Fuck you, AJ
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden
26:47Stop
26:48Boys, it's starting
26:51Turn it up
26:52It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside
26:55As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff
26:57Wants this bad
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire
27:00Since the Olympic break
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians
27:03Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals
27:09Over the past six playoff games
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up
27:12Look
27:14I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago
27:21I don't need to think about that
27:23That was yesterday, that was before
27:24Now, I only need one thing
27:29I need to win
27:33Here, at home, tonight
27:36As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there
27:42But I want to hear our fans
27:44I want to hear them scream
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco
27:50I know you can do it
27:53I've seen you fucking do it
27:55I've seen every one of you do it
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight
28:00Because this is our fucking night
28:06This is our fucking cup
28:10Fucking fuck San Francisco
28:12I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup
28:26Shane hates him the most
28:28What?
28:30You hate Rosanoff
28:30Of course
28:32But
28:32He's very good at acting
28:34The best, probably
28:36Eh, nah
28:37You're the fucking best, Orlando
28:39Yeah
28:39Okay
28:39Not that animal shit show cock sucking
28:42Now that is that
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions
28:49What a comeback story this year
28:50From Ilya Rosanoff
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs
28:55Leading his team in block shots
28:57In shots against
28:58And obviously
28:59Imagine that, Mama
29:04Well, nice watch
29:33Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:35Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:36Five seconds
29:37Yeah, 25 seconds
29:38Or even doing
29:39And now
29:42Presenting the Lord's Tower Award
29:44I was busy
29:45Was who?
29:46Ilya Rosanoff
29:47And Shane Hall
29:48But the most important thing
29:56Is the friends we make along the way
29:59Hey
30:02Before we give out next award
30:04Can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:11Okay, fine
30:11But hurry up
30:12Great
30:19Give me your number
30:20I'll text them to you
30:21No chance
30:23And the Lord's Tower Award
30:26For most sportsman-like player
30:27Goes to
30:28Go to
30:58well
31:10what
31:13what the fuck do you want
31:15Rosanoff
31:16you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:19months
31:20you won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera
31:23pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:25clown show
31:26so yeah what the fuck do you actually want
31:29from me
31:30well
31:33I want you to suck my dick
31:38oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:40you suck my dick
31:41maybe as nicely
31:57please
32:05if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:13you will have to ask nicer than that
32:15please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:26please
32:29no
32:40what
32:44no
32:46we'll go back to our seats
32:49watch the rest of this boring show
32:52and then go to boring party after
32:54and then
32:56when I've been waiting all night
32:59you'll come back to my hotel room
33:01and I will maybe
33:03maybe
33:05do more than just suck your dick
33:07when did your english get so good
33:11I read the new yorker now
33:16really
33:17no
33:19the new yorker is boring
33:20my dad loves it
33:25ah
33:26so being boring is
33:28is genetic
33:29wow
33:30genetic
33:32let's make a deal
33:38if you win MVP tonight
33:41I will blow you
33:42fuck you
33:43whatever you want
33:44and if you win
34:02good luck coming
34:07good luck coming
34:09good luck coming
34:31I'll try to just get this one.
34:53Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:01You're such an asshole.
35:31You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
35:49good now get on the bed
36:19this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:28touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:35you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:39i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least no no no vodka is for after
36:48this your reward
37:18do you want to know how it feels
37:28how it feels holding the cup you fucking ass i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:46are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02i need
38:09what you know tell me
38:15you
38:21i need you
38:32i need you
38:39you
39:09So Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:36So are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summit?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:54What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
39:58There is no have to.
40:01It's home.
40:05Yeah.
40:06But I don't know.
40:08Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean, safe?
40:12I don't know.
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:26A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:38Oh.
40:40Yeah.
40:41Me too, I should.
40:42So, uh, I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Hello.
41:05Bye.
41:07That's better.
41:08I don't care.
41:09It's normal.
41:09Voyager.
41:11Bye.
41:11See you later.
41:23Yes, that's better.
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