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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like my thing.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10Yeah, basically.
00:11The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16I'll have to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:19Nice shooting, Rook.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:22Hey, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, fine.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:28We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:31No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:35You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
00:37Oh, good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:53Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00I'm sure this should be, right?
01:03Hey, isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We're training together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for him.
01:19Oh, yeah, man.
01:20Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:27I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:40Nope.
01:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called need to win.
02:08Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:12He's in a fog.
02:14His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:17I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:38I am very sorry about that.
03:06Hopefully not a big deal.
03:07How may I help you?
03:09Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:12Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:20Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:28Oh, um, nothing.
03:30I mean, just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:34Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:43Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that.
03:46If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:49Yep.
03:49I mean, technically, it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Uh.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really good.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:23Uh.
04:24I don't know.
04:26I guess it must.
04:31Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:35Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:49Holy shit.
04:50Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:01A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period.
05:04Two-one for anaheim.
05:06We have girls.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:14watch, uh, what does this mean?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:17Shut up, Sean.
05:19We have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:20Please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27Twice.
05:28He said Kip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:31Maria?
05:32Dad is sending the bar so loud.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:37Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:39Okay.
05:40I'm listening.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:43It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:54Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:56Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to Vaughn.
06:00And you?
06:00Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Hunter's looking at...
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:05Sean, look right now.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal from Scott.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:15He knows the name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:21He literally pulled off.
06:21Jesus Christ!
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means,
06:30or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:31I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:39Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:49This is awesome.
06:50I mean, wow.
06:50You had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:57No, I got it.
06:59Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:03But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game,
07:10I try to repeat it,
07:11and then I try to perfect it.
07:14Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:22Nothing at all.
07:24There you are.
07:26Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:29Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:38Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:39Yes, it fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:56And I know the whole smoothie thing is done,
07:58or whatever,
07:58but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me
08:03to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come,
08:07and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:21New York with control of the fucking news.
08:23Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:25Just putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:27It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:31Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's funny.
08:34Me too.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:37I'm probably this idiot.
08:39He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:43When's his next home game?
08:46Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:50how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:56They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
08:59I don't know.
09:00Fuck.
09:00I don't know.
09:01I don't know.
09:02Fuck.
09:03No.
09:04Fix that.
09:14Hey.
09:16I didn't know if you, uh...
09:17It's nice to see you
09:22Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please
09:26Extra banana
09:27This one's on the house
09:35Oh, come on
09:36It's about my pay grade
09:37Management heard you came in
09:39And no, you may not tip me
09:41And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you
09:44That I'm being serious
09:45Okay
09:46May I drink this here?
09:51I've got some emails to answer, so I thought
09:53Yeah, you totally may
10:16You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:31Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive
10:34Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer
10:38I took a quiz
10:39I don't even think I could be a spree killer
10:41What's a spree killer?
10:45Someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:47But isn't a serial killer
10:49Someone who kills multiple people
10:50Minimum three
10:51But over a period of time
10:53Not all at once
10:54How do you know that?
10:58I read a lot of murder books
11:01And, uh, yeah
11:04Serial killers make me feel
11:05Not obsessive
11:08Which is a relief
11:10Well, I've read some things about athletes
11:14Okay
11:14Before you say anything else
11:16Yes, I agree
11:17And yes, there are at least two guys on my team
11:19That are possibly off the record
11:21Yes, maybe
11:22But no, not me
11:23No, I swear
11:25Barely had two concussions
11:26Okay, so
11:29What?
11:30No left sock, right sock
11:32Stop shaving, no sex
11:33All that stuff?
11:34Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
11:34All of that
11:35But that's not CTE stuff
11:36That's just science
11:37And science only really matters
11:39During the playoffs
11:40Oh, okay
11:40That's super comforting
11:42Listen, I know you're more of an art guy
11:44So it's not like I expect you
11:45To get the ins and outs of science
11:46And just to be clear
11:48I'm not complaining about the whole
11:49Stop shaving thing
11:51I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks
11:52By the end of May
11:53Um
12:06Do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:11I have two seats
12:12No one's taking them
12:13So
12:13I mean, if
12:14If you want
12:15Yeah, yeah, yeah
12:17Yeah, yeah, I want
12:18Um
12:19Fuck, man
12:20That's crazy
12:21Thank you
12:22Super happy to do it
12:24You sure?
12:28I'm sure
12:29These are better than my company seats
12:35I get it
12:36These are really good seats
12:37Well, yeah
12:37They're hints
12:39You know, we're first date
12:42But I think I'm into this
12:43What are you talking about?
12:45Well, you're with a girl
12:46And he's at work
12:47Oh my God, shut up, Elena
12:48Oh, wow
12:51That wasn't
12:53That wasn't to me
12:54That was
12:54He just nodded at you
12:55No, there's no proof of that
12:57Come on, boys
12:59Wait, for fuck's sake
13:06Good job, I love you
13:16I love you
13:17I love you
13:18I love you
13:19Good job
13:20I love you
13:21Hey, Hunter
13:23Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:27It's better for you, huh?
13:28Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff
13:30All right, it's more fun if you're there
13:32Hey, thanks
13:36Hope next time we play, you decide to show up
13:44Cheap
13:47True
13:48Starting to sound like him
13:53I'm sorry, what?
13:58You fucking heard me, Hunter
13:59What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:02Well, there's something you really don't expect to see
14:04Especially after the final whistle
14:06And especially from Hollander and Hunter
14:08A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the Apple
14:12That Shane Hollander never thought anybody
14:14Can tap some grievances to air up
14:16I'm gonna hit the sack
14:18Yeah, here you go, handsome
14:19All right, have a good day off
14:21It's not a day off
14:23I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow
14:25Yeah, yeah, I just
14:25You know, you get to sleep in for once
14:27So, I'm just happy for you
14:29It's all I meant
14:30You know
14:31I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle
14:34Kiddo
14:34You know
14:35You didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:38Please, please, no jinxing me
14:40No way, no way
14:41Good night
14:41Night, Dad, love you
14:43Love you, bye
14:44Motherfucker
14:50What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
14:58I can't find my, my, my black suit
15:00And I have to leave so, so soon
15:01Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
15:04So why are you freaking out?
15:06Thank you
15:06Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:09Yeah, I'm fine
15:09I just, I need the money
15:11And I can't fuck this job up
15:12Yes, and I get it
15:14But you're not gonna fuck it up
15:15Cause you're amazing
15:16And it's gonna be great
15:17I love you
15:19Yeah, you too
15:20Yes, buddy
15:21I am so sorry
15:26Save it
15:28Motherfucker
15:34What's up, Jake?
15:36I'm so sorry about that
15:38I'm really sorry
15:38Oh, you're a mess
15:40It's okay, it's not my only talks
15:41New York used to have professional waiters
15:45Now it's all just models
15:46Who can't carry a tray
15:47It's, uh, it's really okay
15:49I'm so sorry again
15:50It's not funny
15:52Babe, I don't know what that was
15:56I know, I'm a complete fuck-up
15:58And I'm sorry
15:59You're not a complete fuck-up
16:00This is not rocket science
16:02Or whatever it is you're into
16:03All right, Sean, please don't fire me
16:05No one is firing you
16:07Just calm down
16:09Okay
16:09And get your shit together
16:10Okay?
16:11Okay
16:11I know you need the money, baby
16:13Okay?
16:15Deep breath
16:15Inhale
16:17Exhale
16:18You think you can handle quiche?
16:23They're dry
16:23Hey
16:28Hey
16:41Hey, I am so sorry about earlier
16:43That woman is horrible
16:44And I'm the one who should apologize
16:46I was standing right in front of the kitchen door
16:47Like an idiot
16:48No, I'm the idiot
16:49You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser
16:51And that woman did seem horrible
16:53Full disclosure, I hate this food
16:55Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it
16:57I'm... I'm sorry, I have to...
17:01Do you like Mexican food?
17:04Yeah, of course
17:05I'm not a serial killer
17:06Or even a spree killer
17:08You sure?
17:10Yeah
17:10Yeah, it was the time
17:11But do you have the time to grab a bite with me?
17:14Like when this... this thing is over?
17:16Tonight
17:17Yeah
17:18With you
17:19Uh...
17:21Um...
17:22Yeah
17:22Yeah, okay
17:23Yeah
17:24Yeah
17:24Cause there's, uh...
17:26There's this great place right around the corner
17:27And it's open late and...
17:29Okay
17:29Um...
17:30You don't mind waiting till I'm done?
17:32Not even a little
17:33Hi
17:55that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:15how would you feel about ordering in
18:17holy shit
18:33oh my god
18:47i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:05do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:17uh
19:23uh
19:29uh
19:31uh
19:35uh
19:39uh
19:43Well, you are so beautiful.
19:56I can't believe you're even into me.
19:59I'm so into you.
20:01I'm so into you.
20:03I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:43What are you doing?
20:48I didn't want to wake you.
20:50And I just thought since you have your game tomorrow and, you know.
21:03Can you stay?
21:05Yeah.
21:09Then stay, please.
21:13I don't know.
21:43Did I wake you?
21:48Oh.
21:49Okay.
21:49I meant to surprise you and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge
21:53and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:54I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:59You were very organized.
22:00And I thought since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
22:04still want you.
22:05Can I fuck you?
22:17Absolutely.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:20I should probably go.
22:38What if you didn't go?
22:50Like ever?
22:50Fuck.
22:51Fuck.
22:52Fuck.
22:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
22:56I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:08And I know I'm too intense.
23:12Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:15Is it okay?
23:15Can I be too intense?
23:18Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:19I, um, I never do this.
23:28Never brought anyone back here.
23:30Like ever.
23:33Um, yeah.
23:34My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:37Yeah, I, I get that.
23:44And I can't, um, come out.
23:49Like, not, not right now.
23:55Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything
23:58up.
24:00And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:07Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and then maybe I could fade away better.
24:18But, uh, yeah.
24:19You, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:31So bad.
24:31And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's,
24:37that's probably fucked up.
24:38Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:40I get it.
24:40I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:41I'm not.
24:42But I really, really, really like you.
24:44So, uh, I want you to stay.
24:50So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:52I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:00And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:03I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:11Is, uh, is that too much?
25:20You can say it if it is, uh, do say something, though.
25:26I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:52And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:01Really?
26:02Yeah, really.
26:04Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:12Hey.
26:14How was practice?
26:22I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:25Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:27Very aggressive.
26:27Yes, and even to be you.
26:29And yes, I know we in Boston.
26:32With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:35So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:36I get to sleep in the next shower.
26:39Fuck, yes.
26:41Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:43Yes, with Elena.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:45Where has she even been?
26:57Oh, please.
26:58I saw you three days ago.
26:59Single since forever.
27:01Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:03This is then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:06What a cliche.
27:06I don't have a man.
27:08Hey, kid.
27:09Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
27:11Oh, my God, guys.
27:12He's a customer.
27:13He's not my boyfriend.
27:14Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:16Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:19Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:26Oh.
27:28Hiya.
27:36Morning, Scott.
27:37Morning, Kip.
27:38Can you go, please?
27:40Yeah.
27:42Extra banana.
27:47Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:49I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:52Not like these, they don't.
27:56Do you really think this is a secret?
27:59What's a secret?
28:01Nothing's happening.
28:02He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:04He's straight, I think.
28:06Girl.
28:06Girl.
28:06There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:17Chicken, no feta.
28:19Oh, yeah?
28:20And where?
28:20For me.
28:21I made it.
28:25You dead?
28:26I'm not just a pretty face.
28:31Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:38What's that?
28:39It's an artist I love.
28:41He has a new shot.
28:41Oh, cool.
28:43I should buy some art.
28:46What?
28:47Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:48No, no, no, no.
28:49You're also a very, very hot body.
28:51You don't have to do this.
29:09That's cool.
29:12Okay.
29:19This would look great in the living room.
29:21Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:25I think it would...
29:26Shh.
29:29Sorry.
29:30Sorry, I just...
29:31It's okay.
29:34Maybe we should...
29:35Amazing, isn't it?
29:37Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:40So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:44Oh, I think we're...
29:45Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:47Yeah.
29:48Excuse me.
29:51Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:54No problem.
30:07I'm, uh...
30:08I'm really sorry.
30:10I thought I could do that.
30:11I really thought I could.
30:13I-I wanted to.
30:14I just...
30:14It's okay.
30:16No, it's not.
30:19I know, it's not.
30:20Come here.
30:20Come here.
30:21Come here.
30:21I...
30:27Come here.
30:27Come here.
30:43these road trips are just killing me i mean it's brutal i think i'm cursed
30:53cursed like scary old lady i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious
31:00would you be jealous if i got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if i
31:08fills you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if i actually was a
31:14scary old lady or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean oh here
31:22okay okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb but i saw them at a bodega and i thought they
31:31look like your smoothie i love them yeah i love them so much
31:42can i fuck you absolutely
31:52fuck yes
32:10what say it out loud save what
32:28okay it's not it's what okay here's what i know
32:39shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him you are
32:44have you at least told your dad
32:48for how long now a little over two months oh baby elena okay you you can't tell if anyone
32:59finds out that it's that it's scott obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come
33:06out right now okay he really wants to it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier
33:13honestly
33:15what's the plan babe
33:20i don't i don't know what does your dad think
33:26that i'm fucking some married guy probably kind of wish you were oh just don't say that please just
33:35please be happy for me
33:37i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:42i am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:45i only care that you're handsome
33:46you bitch
33:47scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:52oh i know and he better be ready for me
33:55uh
34:01so
34:09so
34:13hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:34call them war you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you'll be making an appearance
34:40here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
34:47perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
34:53well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:58yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
35:03me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip
35:10if there was something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just
35:14figured i'd check okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when
35:22it comes look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love
35:29you too dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:35that i love you too dad here's me
35:42you
35:43and i love you i'm coming Russia
35:45you
35:45and your little exploration
35:47no
35:47no
35:49and i love you
35:52and i love me
36:02I don't know.
36:32I have to say...
36:33Stop it.
36:35Stop what?
36:39He's here.
36:40You need to chill out.
36:43My God.
36:45Can I have some of yours?
36:47Yeah.
36:48Thanks.
36:52Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:54I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:56Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:00What changed?
37:01You mean a nice girl or something?
37:03I think we just finally agreed with the team.
37:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:08I think I spotted an old friend.
37:10I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:12You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:15Your mom especially.
37:17She would have just been thrilled.
37:18Thanks, Tom.
37:21Thanks.
37:21Excuse me.
37:25Hey.
37:26Okay?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Yeah.
37:28I should be used to it.
37:29I'm Kip, right?
37:39Christopher.
37:40Money's all dressed up.
37:41I'm Elena.
37:42Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:44I'm Scott.
37:44Pleasure.
37:45Scott.
37:45You look beautiful.
37:47You both do.
37:49Oh.
37:50Sorry.
37:51Yeah.
37:51We both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay.
37:58If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:01Yes.
38:02Of course.
38:02Great.
38:03Another beer, Scott?
38:04That'd be lovely.
38:05Are you enjoying the evening?
38:13I am.
38:14Are you?
38:16Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:22Touched this perfectly.
38:24Thanks.
38:25And thanks.
38:27I mean, you didn't have to.
38:28I wanted to.
38:33Okay.
38:35Elena knows.
38:38And I'm sorry.
38:40Yeah.
38:41I kind of got that.
38:43It's okay.
38:44She's discreet, right?
38:46Yeah.
38:47Totally.
38:47Totally.
38:48I just...
38:49She kind of figured it out.
38:50And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:53It's okay.
38:54Really?
38:55Yeah.
38:59This is so weird.
39:02Yeah.
39:03We should leave early.
39:04As soon as I do my speech.
39:05Not before you dance with me.
39:07Pardon?
39:08I want to dance.
39:10Elena's a killer.
39:12But how could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:22I'm serious.
39:24He's crazy about you.
39:26I'm crazy about him, too.
39:27I really am.
39:28He's also miserable.
39:30Are you miserable, too?
39:35No.
39:38Wait.
39:39What do you mean?
39:40Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:42He's not.
39:43He is.
39:46Eyes on me, handsome.
39:47I'm doing my best.
39:52I love him.
39:53I just can't do better right now.
39:57I've been honest.
39:58I know.
39:59And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:04But it's killing him.
40:06I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:13I'm really not.
40:14And you seem great.
40:16But he's great, too.
40:22He deserves the best.
40:26He deserves sunshine.
40:27And so do you.
40:47It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:50I know.
40:51I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:53Surf and turf.
40:55Because we're not choosing.
40:57You know the Kingfisher?
41:00It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:04A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:08It's not even really a party.
41:10It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:12Right.
41:13It's a gay bar.
41:15But it's not a club.
41:17It's just a bar.
41:18It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:21It's too.
41:22And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:25As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:28I mean, Maria knows.
41:29My friend Sean knows.
41:31They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:34I can't.
41:41I can't do that.
41:45I wish I could.
41:46I want to.
41:49I want to tell everyone.
41:52I want people to know you're mine.
41:55That I love you.
41:55I love you, too.
41:59Soon, maybe.
42:04I mean, in a few years.
42:09I know.
42:10I know how it sounds.
42:12But it'll go by quickly.
42:13I promise.
42:15And then we can be normal.
42:16Like other people.
42:18Well.
42:18I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:26And I know that they're your family.
42:29And that you feel responsible for them.
42:31And I get that, Scott.
42:32I really, really get that.
42:35But I have a family, too.
42:40And I keep lying to them.
42:42And I don't want to.
42:46And I miss them.
42:47I miss my dad.
42:51Sorry.
42:52That's not what I meant.
42:53It's okay.
42:54I know what you meant.
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:03I need to.
43:34Thank you for coming.
43:36For those of you who've attended before,
43:37feel free to ignore my sob story
43:39and go straight to the bar.
43:42But for those of you who don't know it,
43:44here's the short version.
43:47My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:52And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:54when I was 12 years old.
43:57Mercifully for them,
43:58they died instantly.
44:00Mercifully for me,
44:03the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:04I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:10I had a lot of memories,
44:12a love of hockey,
44:13and a huge hole in my heart.
44:17St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:20The hope of a new family.
44:23Things weren't always easy.
44:25You know, they never are for anybody.
44:27But in hockey,
44:30I found what I was missing.
44:32First at my high school,
44:34then later at college,
44:35and now here with the Admirals.
44:37And I never looked back
44:39because I never had to.
44:44The family I craved,
44:46the family that I needed,
44:47that I still need today,
44:50hockey gave it to me.
44:53And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:55So from the bottom of my heart,
44:59I want to thank you all
45:00for being here tonight
45:01and for supporting this cause
45:03because it's not just a scholarship.
45:05It's everything that comes with it.
45:08It's a whole world,
45:09a whole life.
45:11It's everything.
45:14I want to thank you all
45:17for being here tonight.
45:35Hey, Dad.
45:37Hey, buddy.
45:37The prodigal son returned home.
45:39Look, I got to send the mail here
45:42for a certain someone,
45:43and it's pretty heavy.
45:45Oh, well.
45:48Hey.
45:54Hey.
45:55My boy.
45:57Come here.
45:58What's up?
45:59Whoa.
46:01Hey.
46:02I'm sorry.
46:03For what?
46:03You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:06Whoa.
46:07Whoa.
46:09Whoa.
46:10Can you watch the price of Maine?
46:16Oh, wait.
46:17Wow.
46:17No, wait.
46:18No, wait.
46:19Here's the tradition of 26
46:20and a bull buck-a-ride
46:22to grassball to your stadium.
46:22Whoa.
46:23Whoa.
46:23Whoa.
46:26Yay.
46:29All of those types of wine,
46:31Yeah.
46:33Yeah.
46:33Yeah.
46:33Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:35Yeah.
46:35Oh, yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:37Oh, yeah.
46:38Hey, good dress, man.
46:57It's a cool middle fucking game.
46:59Yeah, totally.
47:08I was the price of being young.
47:30Tie me up with that love.
47:34Shiver down my empty spine.
47:36Oh, what's the price of being young?
47:42I think her lips are close to mine.
47:48Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:51Painted nails have fallen off.
47:54I think her lips are close to mine.
47:57Let's go.
48:10Transcription by CastingWords
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