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00:00I shot down Santa.
00:03Oh, you're going to be on a naughty list for sure.
00:06Is it safe?
00:08Watch.
00:09Are there more of you?
00:10How many?
00:11Tell me.
00:11Are you a robot?
00:12Maybe you have an army hidden inside of you.
00:14Don't kill me, robot army.
00:16I am talking to you.
00:17That's it.
00:20Look, everybody.
00:22It shakes like a ball for a chair.
00:26Stop it, Julian.
00:27That's Santa Claus.
00:28Yeah.
00:29I wonder if he throws coal at you.
00:30Uh-huh.
00:31Santa.
00:32Santa.
00:32Santa, you okay?
00:33I'm talking to Santa Claus.
00:35Oh, wait.
00:36Who's Santa?
00:38What do you mean, who's Santa?
00:40If you're not Santa, who are you?
00:42I know you're married, Santa.
00:44I can't remember.
00:47Look, he's got another hot gun.
00:50He must have hit his head in the crash.
00:53Maybe he's got amnesia.
00:54Oh, this is bad.
00:55This is bad.
00:57They've ruined Christmas for everybody.
00:59They've ruined Christmas for, like, the whole world.
01:02Unless.
01:03Unless?
01:04Team Otto.
01:05This could work out great for everybody.
01:07Santa's head wound?
01:08No, not his head wound.
01:10Here's the plan.
01:11Find the sleigh.
01:12Help Santa deliver the toys.
01:13Then, on the way home, he drops us off in New York.
01:16It's perfect.
01:18What do you guys think?
01:19I'm in.
01:19Okay.
01:20Let's go find us.
01:21All right.
01:24Oh, they are just adorable.
01:27Reindeers.
01:27Alex, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:29Hello there, little reindeer.
01:32You guys up for a little road trip?
01:34What do you say?
01:36Back away.
01:36Yeah.
01:37You don't know who you're dealing with.
01:39Whoa, hey, no need to get psycho.
01:42They're just Santa's little.
01:42We're here again.
01:44South polars.
01:46North polars.
01:47Oh, okay.
01:50You guys know each other or something?
01:51It's a cold war that dates back centuries.
01:54You see, Santa used to be based in the South polars.
01:58They suck in.
01:59Santa chose North polars.
02:01Fair and square.
02:02A place.
02:03They bribed them with candy canes and cheap elf ladle.
02:06That's it.
02:07Let's go.
02:08Yeah.
02:08My command.
02:09Pick up in the bell.
02:11Private?
02:11Who is private?
02:12Where are you going?
02:13You're the most beautiful dare I've ever seen.
02:15That's the sweetest thing any penguin has ever said to me.
02:20Oh.
02:24You're every woman in the world you need.
02:29Hold on.
02:30Hold on.
02:30Take it off.
02:31Take it off.
02:32That North polar might look like a tall drink of water, but she'll spit you out like a cup of bad eggnog.
02:37Guys, guys, come on.
02:38It's Christmas.
02:39You know, it's the season of giving.
02:41So what do you say?
02:42Can you give us a ride?
02:43Oh, son of the gun.
02:45We're only allowed to take orders from Santa.
02:48Why don't you ask yourself all coplets to help?
02:52Whoops.
02:53I forget.
02:54Take it fly.
02:55Ha ha.
02:56Merry Christmas, sound air.
02:58Slap on the land.
03:00Merry Christmas.
03:01You're rich.
03:05Great.
03:06Here goes our lift home.
03:08We'll fly.
03:09Skipper, you're a pig.
03:10And those reindeer have, like, magical power.
03:13Well, that's exactly what they want you to believe.
03:16Private, give them a little demo.
03:20The only thing magical about those North polars is that tank full of sparkly stuff.
03:25Now go find Big Red.
03:27We'll get this baby air ball.
03:29We're good.
03:29Fat Man, we hold the beauty of a traditional trillionary carol, honoring the dream.
03:40I lie too.
03:43Very nice.
03:44You lie too.
03:47All together.
03:48You lie too.
03:51I lie too.
03:54I lie too.
04:24What are we going to do now?
04:26Look, it's not going to be Christmas-y for much longer.
04:28So either we go without Santa, or the world goes without Christmas.
04:32That's right.
04:32You made this mess.
04:34Now we got to clean it up.
04:35Yeah.
04:36No skippers.
04:37Bumpel time.
04:38All right, boys.
04:39Take your harnesses and big happy stuff.
04:44Woo!
04:45Beaver Los Pagos!
04:47Beaver Los Pagos!

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